1 00:00:05,367 --> 00:00:08,700 Captions made possible by HOME BOX OFFICE 2 00:00:08,733 --> 00:00:12,467 A DIVISION OF TIME WARNER ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P. 3 00:00:13,733 --> 00:00:14,667 ( female ) OOH ! 4 00:00:17,433 --> 00:00:18,600 WOW ! 5 00:00:18,633 --> 00:00:20,167 ( Cheryl ) VERY NICE ! 6 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:22,967 YOU WERE SAYING ? 7 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:24,067 ALRIGHT, SO THAT MEANS YOU NEED, UH... 8 00:00:24,100 --> 00:00:25,867 ( Larry ) I NEED A SPARE TO WIN. 9 00:00:25,900 --> 00:00:29,633 OKAY, LARRY, YOU NEED A SPARE, THIS IS FOR THE TEAM. 10 00:00:29,667 --> 00:00:33,000 PLEASE, DON'T HUMILIATE ME. 11 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,200 ( Cheryl ) ALRIGHT. 12 00:00:34,233 --> 00:00:35,533 YOU GONNA DO THAT LITTLE WIGGLE STEP AGAIN, OR ? 13 00:00:35,567 --> 00:00:36,967 YEAH, 'CAUSE THAT WAS CUTE. 14 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:40,300 I'M NOT GONNA COUNT THIS IF I HEAR ANY TALKING AT ALL. 15 00:00:42,667 --> 00:00:43,900 I THINK HE'S MAD. 16 00:00:43,933 --> 00:00:45,900 ( Cheryl ) ALRIGHT, HERE WE GO. 17 00:00:46,833 --> 00:00:48,833 OH, YEAH ! 18 00:00:48,867 --> 00:00:51,333 OH, NO ! 19 00:00:51,367 --> 00:00:53,167 OH ! 20 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:54,233 ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT. 21 00:00:54,267 --> 00:00:55,233 OKAY. 22 00:00:55,267 --> 00:00:56,233 NICE WORK. 23 00:00:56,267 --> 00:00:58,167 VERY GOOD, VERY GOOD. 24 00:00:58,200 --> 00:01:00,567 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO ? 25 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:02,600 I WANT CHANGE, THAT'S A 20. 26 00:01:02,633 --> 00:01:03,600 WE SHOULD INVITE-- 27 00:01:03,633 --> 00:01:05,467 OH, OH, OH ! 28 00:01:05,500 --> 00:01:06,633 WE HAVE A GREAT IDEA. 29 00:01:06,667 --> 00:01:08,933 THIS WEEKEND, WE'RE GONNA GO LISTEN TO PAUL SIMON. 30 00:01:08,967 --> 00:01:10,900 HE HAVE THE LUXURY BOX. 31 00:01:10,933 --> 00:01:12,067 COME JOIN US, IT'S FUN. 32 00:01:12,067 --> 00:01:13,533 IT'S GONNA BE A GREAT CONCERT. 33 00:01:13,567 --> 00:01:15,667 REALLY ? 34 00:01:15,700 --> 00:01:17,133 NO, THAT SOUNDS GREAT. 35 00:01:17,167 --> 00:01:18,867 WE'LL THINK ABOUT IT. 36 00:01:18,900 --> 00:01:22,533 I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN SPEND ANOTHER EVENING WITH THESE PEOPLE. 37 00:01:22,567 --> 00:01:24,733 HE'S PAYING YOU MONEY THOUGH. 38 00:01:24,767 --> 00:01:26,767 YOU OWE ME 10 BUCKS. 39 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:27,833 OKAY. 40 00:01:27,867 --> 00:01:28,833 ( Cheryl ) NEED MY SHOES. 41 00:01:28,867 --> 00:01:29,833 THANK YOU. 42 00:01:29,867 --> 00:01:30,833 YOU WERE SURPRISED. 43 00:01:30,867 --> 00:01:31,933 I WAS VERY SURPRISED. 44 00:01:31,967 --> 00:01:33,167 I DID NOT KNOW THAT YOU WERE SUCH A TALENTED-- 45 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:34,967 YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONNA CHOKE ON THAT LAST BALL. 46 00:01:35,067 --> 00:01:36,300 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA CHOKE. 47 00:01:36,333 --> 00:01:38,133 YOU SURPRISED ME, PLEASANTLY SURPRISED ME. 48 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:41,400 HOW WAS IT, DID YOU HAVE FUN ? 49 00:01:41,433 --> 00:01:42,533 YEAH. 50 00:01:42,567 --> 00:01:43,800 THANK YOU. 51 00:01:43,833 --> 00:01:44,900 THOSE AREN'T MINE. 52 00:01:44,933 --> 00:01:48,700 NO, THEY GOTTA BE. 53 00:01:48,733 --> 00:01:51,767 THEY'RE NOT, THEY'RE NOT MY SHOES. 54 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:53,267 THEY WERE IN THE-- 55 00:01:53,300 --> 00:01:55,700 YEAH, THEY WERE IN YOUR SLOT. 56 00:01:55,733 --> 00:01:59,667 NO, MY SHOES ARE BROWN AND THEY HAVE SORT OF TAN LACES. 57 00:01:59,700 --> 00:02:01,633 WELL, THEY GOTTA BE HERE. 58 00:02:01,667 --> 00:02:03,567 LOOKS LIKE A SNEAKER. 59 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:05,567 RIGHT, YEAH, COME ON, TAKE A LOOK. 60 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:08,100 THEY'RE HERE, THEY GOTTA BE HERE. 61 00:02:08,133 --> 00:02:09,100 YOU READY ? 62 00:02:09,133 --> 00:02:10,233 SEE, THESE WERE YOURS. 63 00:02:10,267 --> 00:02:11,567 THEY DON'T HAVE MY SHOES. 64 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:13,267 ARE YOU SERIOUS ? 65 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:15,167 YEAH, YOU SURE THESE AREN'T THEM ? 66 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:16,467 WHAT ARE THESE HERE ? 67 00:02:16,500 --> 00:02:18,567 THEY WERE IN HIS SLOT, BUT YOUR SHOES... 68 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:20,633 CAN'T FIND YOUR SHOES ? 69 00:02:20,667 --> 00:02:21,733 NO. 70 00:02:21,767 --> 00:02:24,833 BROWN SHOES, THEY HAD TAN LACES. 71 00:02:24,867 --> 00:02:27,633 THEY HAVE LIKE, BUBBLES ON THE SOLES. 72 00:02:27,667 --> 00:02:29,700 ON THE SOLE. 73 00:02:29,733 --> 00:02:31,133 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, 74 00:02:31,167 --> 00:02:33,133 I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW. 75 00:02:33,167 --> 00:02:34,600 THEY WERE RIGHT NEXT TO YOURS. 76 00:02:34,633 --> 00:02:37,233 I PUT THEM UP THERE BY MISTAKE. 77 00:02:37,267 --> 00:02:38,400 GUY TOOK THEM. 78 00:02:38,433 --> 00:02:39,833 OH, MY GOSH. 79 00:02:39,867 --> 00:02:41,667 WELL, WHAT ABOUT HIS SHOES ? WHY DON'T YOU WEAR HIS SHOES ? 80 00:02:41,700 --> 00:02:43,433 ARE THESE HIS SHOES ? 81 00:02:43,467 --> 00:02:46,333 HERE'S WHAT TO DO HERE, HOLD ON, HOLD ON, NO. 82 00:02:46,367 --> 00:02:47,867 WRITE DOWN YOUR NAME AND NUMBER. 83 00:02:47,900 --> 00:02:51,067 WHAT KIND OF GUY WOULD TAKE SOMEBODY ELSE'S SHOES ? 84 00:02:51,067 --> 00:02:53,400 A GUY THAT HAS THESE SHOES. 85 00:02:53,433 --> 00:02:55,167 SO, WRITE DOWN YOUR NUMBER. 86 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:56,733 I'LL CALL YOU IMMEDIATELY WHEN I SEE THEM. 87 00:02:56,767 --> 00:02:58,233 OH, MY GOSH. 88 00:02:58,267 --> 00:02:59,367 DOES THIS HAPPEN TO YOU A LOT ? 89 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:01,767 YEAH, IT DOES. 90 00:03:03,300 --> 00:03:05,200 LOOK, CAN I GIVE YOU, LIKE, 10 FREE PASSES ? 91 00:03:05,233 --> 00:03:06,233 DO YOU GUYS BOWL A LOT ? 92 00:03:06,267 --> 00:03:07,767 YES, GO FOR THE PASSES. 93 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:10,167 WE'LL BE HAPPY TO TAKE THEM. 94 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:11,900 I DON'T THINK WE'LL BE BACK FOR AWHILE. 95 00:03:11,933 --> 00:03:13,500 I CAN GIVE YOU THE PASSES. 96 00:03:13,533 --> 00:03:16,533 ALRIGHT, JUST, IF HE SHOWS UP, CALL ME. 97 00:03:16,567 --> 00:03:19,100 I WILL CALL YOU THE SECOND ANYONE CALLS OR HE COMES. 98 00:03:19,133 --> 00:03:20,133 OKAY. 99 00:03:20,167 --> 00:03:21,633 WANT TO GO FOR A WALK ? 100 00:03:21,667 --> 00:03:23,233 ( laughing ) 101 00:03:23,267 --> 00:03:25,833 YOU WERE SO HELPFUL THROUGHOUT MY LITTLE ORDEAL. 102 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:32,500 WHOO, THAT WAS FUN. 103 00:03:32,533 --> 00:03:34,067 WOW. 104 00:03:34,067 --> 00:03:36,800 WOW, AND WE MANAGED TO GET A PAUL SIMON CONCERT OUT OF IT. 105 00:03:36,833 --> 00:03:38,433 HOLY COW, CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT ? 106 00:03:38,467 --> 00:03:39,667 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 107 00:03:39,700 --> 00:03:41,800 THEY INVITED US TO SEE PAUL SIMON AT THE LUXURY BOX. 108 00:03:41,833 --> 00:03:44,867 I MUST HAVE MADE QUITE AN IMPRESSION TONIGHT 109 00:03:44,900 --> 00:03:47,167 TO GET THAT PAUL SIMON INVITATION. 110 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:49,567 WELL, YOUR BOWLING SKILLS REALLY SHINING THROUGH. 111 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:51,567 WAS THAT, UH, FRIDAY OR SATURDAY ? 112 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:53,767 THAT'S, UH, FRIDAY. 113 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:55,100 OH, IT IS ? 114 00:03:55,133 --> 00:03:57,100 YEAH, I HEARD HIM TELL MARY THAT IT WAS FRIDAY. 115 00:03:57,133 --> 00:03:58,467 OH, YOU HEARD HIM SAY IT ? 116 00:03:58,500 --> 00:03:59,467 YEAH. 117 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:00,667 OKAY, GOOD, GOOD. 118 00:04:00,700 --> 00:04:01,700 WOW. 119 00:04:01,733 --> 00:04:03,067 THEY ARE SO CUTE. 120 00:04:03,100 --> 00:04:04,367 I KNOW, WHAT A GREAT COUPLE. 121 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:05,733 AND SO FUN. 122 00:04:05,767 --> 00:04:07,800 YEAH, I WONDER IF THEY THOUGHT THAT WE WERE A GOOD COUPLE ? 123 00:04:07,833 --> 00:04:09,433 I THINK WE WERE A GOOD COUPLE TONIGHT, 124 00:04:09,467 --> 00:04:10,833 DON'T YOU THINK ? 125 00:04:10,867 --> 00:04:12,633 WE PRESENTED OURSELVES REALLY NICELY. 126 00:04:12,667 --> 00:04:13,733 WHAT AREN'T WE A GOOD COUPLE ? 127 00:04:13,767 --> 00:04:15,100 WE WERE FUN. 128 00:04:15,133 --> 00:04:16,933 DO YOU THINK THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT THAT WE'RE A GOOD COUPLE ? 129 00:04:16,967 --> 00:04:18,200 THAT WOULD BE NICE. 130 00:04:18,233 --> 00:04:20,533 BUT THEY REALLY ARE, THEY'RE A GREAT COUPLE. 131 00:04:20,567 --> 00:04:21,733 REALLY LIKE THEM. 132 00:04:21,767 --> 00:04:23,267 SHE'S REALLY GREAT. 133 00:04:23,300 --> 00:04:25,533 YEAH. 134 00:04:25,567 --> 00:04:28,133 I REALLY LOVE HER, SHE WAS TERRIFIC. 135 00:04:28,167 --> 00:04:29,733 HIM, I CAN KIND OF TAKE HIM OR LEAVE HIM. 136 00:04:29,767 --> 00:04:31,133 I LIKE HIM. 137 00:04:31,167 --> 00:04:33,433 EH, HE'S A LITTLE, HE'S A LITTLE STRANGE. 138 00:04:33,467 --> 00:04:34,900 WHY ? 139 00:04:34,933 --> 00:04:37,300 EVERYTHING'S HEAVEN WITH HIM. 140 00:04:37,333 --> 00:04:39,367 THE GUM, HE HAD A PIECE OF GUM. 141 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:40,433 "OH, THIS IS HEAVEN." 142 00:04:40,467 --> 00:04:42,367 HAD TO TASTE A CHOCOLATE BAR. 143 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:44,067 "OH, OH, I'M IN HEAVEN." 144 00:04:44,067 --> 00:04:45,900 "THE PARKING SPACE IS HEAVEN." 145 00:04:45,933 --> 00:04:46,967 IT'S ALL HEAVEN. 146 00:04:47,067 --> 00:04:48,800 WELL, HE'S A VERY HAPPY GUY. 147 00:04:48,833 --> 00:04:50,500 HE ENJOYS THINGS. 148 00:04:50,533 --> 00:04:51,933 A LOT OF QUESTIONS, YOU DIDN'T HEAR ANY OF THIS, 149 00:04:51,967 --> 00:04:53,300 BUT HE ASKED ME A LOT OF QUESTIONS ABOUT 150 00:04:53,333 --> 00:04:55,067 MY PERSONAL HYGIENE, TOO. 151 00:04:55,067 --> 00:04:57,767 YEAH, YEAH, I'M NOT GONNA EVEN TELL YOU WHAT THEY WERE, 152 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:00,067 BUT REALLY, LIKE, PERSONAL. 153 00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:01,600 HE'S A LITTLE OFF, I THINK. 154 00:05:01,633 --> 00:05:04,200 YEAH, BUT FUN, HE'S SO FUN. 155 00:05:04,233 --> 00:05:06,767 YEAH, UH, YEAH, HE'S OKAY, HE'S OKAY. 156 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:09,067 I DON'T KNOW REALLY WHAT SHE SEES IN HIM, FRANKLY, BUT. 157 00:05:09,100 --> 00:05:11,267 YEAH, IT WAS BE HELL LIVING WITH TED DANSON. 158 00:05:11,300 --> 00:05:12,667 THAT'S GOT TO BE HARD. 159 00:05:12,700 --> 00:05:14,467 SHE'S REALLY TERRIFIC, THOUGH. 160 00:05:14,500 --> 00:05:15,467 YEAH, SHE IS. 161 00:05:15,500 --> 00:05:17,067 WHAT A BEAUTIFUL PERSON. 162 00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:18,300 I MEAN, NOT ONLY ON THE OUTSIDE, 163 00:05:18,333 --> 00:05:20,333 BUT SHE REALLY HAS AN INNER BEAUTY, 164 00:05:20,367 --> 00:05:21,700 DIDN'T YOU THINK ? 165 00:05:21,733 --> 00:05:23,267 AND IT JUST KIND OF RADIATES ? 166 00:05:23,300 --> 00:05:24,533 MMM. 167 00:05:24,567 --> 00:05:25,800 YOU KNOW, THE SHAME IS THAT 168 00:05:25,833 --> 00:05:27,933 I COULD NEVER BE FRIENDS WITH HER, YOU KNOW ? 169 00:05:27,967 --> 00:05:30,067 WHY COULDN'T YOU BE FRIENDS WITH HER ? 170 00:05:30,100 --> 00:05:32,067 WELL, BECAUSE, UH, SHE'S A WOMAN. 171 00:05:32,067 --> 00:05:33,067 SHE'S MARRIED. 172 00:05:33,067 --> 00:05:35,067 I'M A MARRIED MAN. 173 00:05:35,067 --> 00:05:37,500 I'D LOVE TO JUST HAVE A CUP OF COFFEE WITH HER OR SOMETHING. 174 00:05:37,533 --> 00:05:38,767 BUT YOU CAN NEVER DO THAT 175 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:41,433 BECAUSE, WELL, SOCIETY FROWNS ON RELATIONSHIPS 176 00:05:41,467 --> 00:05:44,067 BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN LIKE THAT. 177 00:05:44,067 --> 00:05:46,533 WELL, DON'T LET ME STOP YOU, I MEAN... 178 00:05:46,567 --> 00:05:49,067 IF WE'RE GONNA BE MAKING FRIENDS WITH THEM, 179 00:05:49,067 --> 00:05:51,500 I'D JUST AS SOON BE FRIENDS WITH HER 180 00:05:51,533 --> 00:05:53,233 AND YOU CAN BE FRIENDS WITH HIM. 181 00:05:53,267 --> 00:05:55,067 AND YOU COULD GET THE PERSONAL HYGIENE QUESTIONS, OKAY ? 182 00:05:55,067 --> 00:05:56,967 ALRIGHT. 183 00:05:59,433 --> 00:06:01,533 AND THAT, HOW ABOUT THAT CLINTON STUFF ? 184 00:06:01,567 --> 00:06:03,233 YEAH. 185 00:06:03,267 --> 00:06:05,767 WHEN SHE TALKED ABOUT CLINTON. SHE KNOWS CLINTON AND HILLARY. 186 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:07,233 MM-HMM. 187 00:06:09,833 --> 00:06:11,433 SHE'S GREAT. 188 00:06:22,300 --> 00:06:25,167 ( phone ) 189 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:28,267 HELLO ? 190 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:30,933 HEY, MAR ! 191 00:06:30,967 --> 00:06:32,167 WOW ! 192 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:33,800 YEAH, GOOD MORNING ! 193 00:06:33,833 --> 00:06:35,967 NO, WE WERE GONNA CALL YOU. 194 00:06:36,067 --> 00:06:38,800 OH, YEAH, OH, IT WAS FANTASTIC. 195 00:06:38,833 --> 00:06:40,767 WHAT A GREAT TIME. 196 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:43,400 HEAVEN, IT WAS HEAVEN. 197 00:06:43,433 --> 00:06:45,467 HE DOES ? 198 00:06:45,500 --> 00:06:47,667 HUH. 199 00:06:47,700 --> 00:06:48,900 THAT'S INTERESTING. 200 00:06:48,933 --> 00:06:50,333 UM... 201 00:06:50,367 --> 00:06:52,967 OH, NO, THE WHOLE THING, THE WHOLE THING. 202 00:06:53,067 --> 00:06:55,067 UH, BY THE WAY, I STILL HAVE HIS $10. 203 00:06:55,100 --> 00:06:57,967 NO, NO, NO, YOU TELL HIM I'M GONNA GIVE IT-- 204 00:06:58,067 --> 00:06:59,533 I'M GONNA GIVE IT BACK TO HIM, 205 00:06:59,567 --> 00:07:00,900 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 206 00:07:00,933 --> 00:07:03,400 SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TODAY ? 207 00:07:04,933 --> 00:07:06,167 REALLY, HUH ? 208 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:08,067 GOING SHOPPING AT BARNEY'S. 209 00:07:08,067 --> 00:07:09,667 HUH. 210 00:07:11,533 --> 00:07:13,967 YOU KNOW, I COULD USE A COUPLE OF THINGS ACTUALLY. 211 00:07:14,067 --> 00:07:17,533 YEAH, I JUST, I DON'T HAVE ANY SWEATERS AT ALL, AND... 212 00:07:19,733 --> 00:07:21,700 WHAT TIME ? 213 00:07:38,067 --> 00:07:40,067 IT'S A LITTLE DRAB, I THINK. 214 00:07:40,067 --> 00:07:41,433 IT LOOKS A LITTLE DRAB. 215 00:07:41,467 --> 00:07:42,433 HI, LAR ! 216 00:07:42,467 --> 00:07:43,800 HI ! 217 00:07:43,833 --> 00:07:45,100 THIS IS SO GREAT ! 218 00:07:45,133 --> 00:07:47,067 THIS IS MY MOMMA FROM ARKANSAS. 219 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:50,100 THIS IS ANN, THIS IS LARRY. 220 00:07:50,133 --> 00:07:51,133 OH, HELLO. 221 00:07:51,167 --> 00:07:52,400 HELLO, HOW ARE YOU ? 222 00:07:52,433 --> 00:07:54,067 GOOD, ARKANSAS, I'VE NEVER BEEN TO ARKANSAS. 223 00:07:54,067 --> 00:07:55,100 OH, YOU MUST COME. 224 00:07:55,133 --> 00:07:56,300 IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL. 225 00:07:56,333 --> 00:07:57,933 OH, I DON'T THINK, 226 00:07:57,967 --> 00:07:58,933 THEY DON'T LET ME INTO CERTAIN STATES, ACTUALLY. 227 00:07:58,967 --> 00:08:00,300 WHY NOT ? 228 00:08:00,333 --> 00:08:02,233 INCORRIGIBLE, I'M INCORRIGIBLE. 229 00:08:02,267 --> 00:08:03,567 YOU KNOW WHAT ? 230 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:05,200 I HAVE SOME PULL THERE. 231 00:08:05,233 --> 00:08:06,567 I USED TO KNOW THE GOVERNOR. 232 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:09,133 YOUR DAUGHTER KNOWS THE GOVERNOR ? 233 00:08:09,167 --> 00:08:11,100 YES, WE BOTH DID, YES. 234 00:08:11,133 --> 00:08:12,567 LARRY, I AM SO IMPRESSED THAT YOU WOULD COME SHOPPING. 235 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:13,767 WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING ? 236 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:14,967 I SHOP ALL THE TIME, I LOVE TO SHOP. 237 00:08:15,067 --> 00:08:16,433 YOU LOVE TO SHOP. 238 00:08:16,467 --> 00:08:18,833 YOU'RE THE ONLY MAN I KNOW WHO LOVES TO SHOP. 239 00:08:18,867 --> 00:08:19,933 THIS IS GREAT. 240 00:08:19,967 --> 00:08:21,233 YOUR DADDY CERTAINLY DIDN'T, WHOO ! 241 00:08:21,267 --> 00:08:22,800 SO... 242 00:08:22,833 --> 00:08:24,300 THIS IS A NICE ITEM YOU'VE GOT HERE. 243 00:08:24,333 --> 00:08:25,533 I GOT THIS AT BARNEY'S. 244 00:08:25,567 --> 00:08:27,067 I GOT THIS LAST WEEK. 245 00:08:27,067 --> 00:08:28,067 I BET THEY STILL HAVE THIS. 246 00:08:28,067 --> 00:08:29,200 THIS IS A MAN'S JACKET. 247 00:08:29,233 --> 00:08:31,100 YEAH, I LOVE BUYING MEN'S JACKETS. 248 00:08:31,133 --> 00:08:32,700 THIS IS A VERY NICE ITEM, THIS THING. 249 00:08:32,733 --> 00:08:34,867 IT'S A HALF JACKET, HALF SHIRT. 250 00:08:34,900 --> 00:08:36,067 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. 251 00:08:36,067 --> 00:08:37,367 I COULDN'T HELP, BUT OVERHEAR. 252 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:39,233 I HAPPEN TO HAVE ONE RIGHT HERE. 253 00:08:39,267 --> 00:08:40,233 BOY, YOU ARE GOOD. 254 00:08:40,267 --> 00:08:42,200 THEY ARE GOOD AT BARNEY'S. 255 00:08:42,233 --> 00:08:43,267 I BET YOU'RE A 42. 256 00:08:43,300 --> 00:08:45,333 SEE, BARNEY'S SALESPEOPLE, 257 00:08:45,367 --> 00:08:47,333 THEY'RE PRACTICALLY PSYCHIC. 258 00:08:47,367 --> 00:08:49,067 YOU'RE GOOD. 259 00:08:49,100 --> 00:08:50,267 YOU ARE VERY GOOD. 260 00:08:50,300 --> 00:08:51,533 WOW. 261 00:08:53,267 --> 00:08:55,500 I'M GOING TO INSIST THAT YOU BUY THIS. 262 00:08:55,533 --> 00:08:56,900 THIS IS INTERESTING, ISN'T IT ? 263 00:08:56,933 --> 00:08:58,067 IT'S LIKE A SHIRT AND A JACKET. 264 00:08:58,067 --> 00:08:59,067 I THINK IT'S ME. 265 00:08:59,100 --> 00:09:00,500 IT'S BEAUTIFUL ON YOU. 266 00:09:00,533 --> 00:09:02,167 YOU DON'T MIND THE TWO OF US HAVING THE SAME COAT ? 267 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:03,633 I WOULD BE SO HONORED. 268 00:09:03,667 --> 00:09:05,367 TWINS. 269 00:09:07,267 --> 00:09:10,533 SO, LAR, DID YOU LIKE THE SILK GIORGIO BLOUSE OR NO ? 270 00:09:10,567 --> 00:09:12,467 MORE THAN LIKED, I LOVED IT. 271 00:09:12,500 --> 00:09:15,467 ARE YOU SURE, 'CAUSE I COULDN'T TELL WHEN I PUT IT ON. 272 00:09:15,500 --> 00:09:16,900 THERE WAS SOMETHING IN YOUR EYES. 273 00:09:16,933 --> 00:09:18,833 OH, NO, NO, I THOUGHT IT WAS PERFECT ON YOU. 274 00:09:18,867 --> 00:09:20,867 OH, LOOK AT THIS. 275 00:09:20,900 --> 00:09:22,900 SHOES. 276 00:09:22,933 --> 00:09:24,333 YOU KNOW WHAT ? 277 00:09:24,367 --> 00:09:26,633 I SHOULD REPLACE THE SHOES FROM THE BOWLING ALLEY. 278 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:28,833 MAYBE THEY'LL HAVE THEM. 279 00:09:28,867 --> 00:09:30,833 I'M LOOKING FOR A PAIR OF SHOES. 280 00:09:30,867 --> 00:09:32,900 UH, THEY'RE BROWN... 281 00:09:34,567 --> 00:09:37,333 OKAY, THEY LOOK LIKE A SOCCER SHOE, ALMOST... 282 00:09:37,367 --> 00:09:39,367 YOU DON'T KNOW THE BRAND NAME OF IT ? 283 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:41,433 THEY GOT LIKE BLACK BUBBLES ON THE BOTTOM. 284 00:09:41,467 --> 00:09:44,133 I BET YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT CAMPERS. 285 00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:45,800 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY ARE. 286 00:09:45,833 --> 00:09:48,567 OKAY, OKAY, LET ME GO SEE IF I CAN FIND THEM. 287 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:49,867 THAT'S THE NAME OF THE BRAND. 288 00:09:49,900 --> 00:09:53,467 WHAT ABOUT THAT BLUE SHIRT I HAD WITH THE ZIPPERED-- 289 00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:55,133 OH, LOVELY. 290 00:09:55,167 --> 00:09:56,800 YOU DON'T THINK THE SLEEVES GO OUT TOO FAR ? 291 00:09:56,833 --> 00:09:59,167 NO, NO, YOU LOOK SO BUFF IN IT. 292 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:01,167 OH, NO, HONEY, YOU'RE HANDSOME IN THAT. 293 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:03,033 SIR, EXCUSE ME. 294 00:10:03,067 --> 00:10:04,433 IS THIS THE SHOE ? 295 00:10:04,467 --> 00:10:05,533 YEAH, THAT'S IT. 296 00:10:05,567 --> 00:10:08,300 OKAY, YEAH, UH, I HOPE THAT YOU'RE A NINE. 297 00:10:08,333 --> 00:10:09,467 NO, I'M AN 11. 298 00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:11,333 OKAY. 299 00:10:11,367 --> 00:10:14,267 THIS IS, WE DON'T HAVE IT IN ANYTHING, 300 00:10:14,300 --> 00:10:15,767 BUT A NINE RIGHT NOW. 301 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:17,367 SO, I'D BE HAPPY TO ORDER IT FOR YOU. 302 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:18,967 IT WOULD TAKE A COUPLE DAYS. 303 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,467 IS THAT OKAY ? 304 00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:21,467 YEAH. 305 00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:22,733 UH, I'LL NEED SOME INFORMATION FROM YOU. 306 00:10:22,767 --> 00:10:23,733 OKAY. 307 00:10:23,767 --> 00:10:24,767 SO, COME WITH ME, PLEASE. 308 00:10:31,267 --> 00:10:33,800 YOU KNOW WHAT, I AM SO BLOWN AWAY BY, 309 00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:36,133 HOW AMAZING WERE YOU TODAY AT BARNEY'S ? 310 00:10:36,167 --> 00:10:38,167 I'M NEVER SEEN A MAN TAKE TO SHOPPING 311 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:40,633 THE WAY OUR LARRY TOOK TO SHOPPING. 312 00:10:40,667 --> 00:10:42,700 I LOVE TO SHOP. 313 00:10:42,733 --> 00:10:44,133 I LOVE TO SHOP. 314 00:10:44,167 --> 00:10:45,767 I'VE NEVER KNOWN A MAN WHO LOVED TO SHOP. 315 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:47,200 YOU KNOW WHAT ? I'M EXHAUSTED FROM PICKING UP-- 316 00:10:47,233 --> 00:10:48,567 FROM THOSE SHOPPING BAGS. 317 00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:49,900 I CAN'T EVEN LIFT MY SANDWICH. 318 00:10:49,933 --> 00:10:51,967 YOUR WIFE MUST BE VERY PROUD OF YOU. 319 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,167 NO, SHE'S NOT. 320 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:54,200 SHE'S NOT ? 321 00:10:54,233 --> 00:10:56,667 NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT. 322 00:10:56,700 --> 00:10:59,000 OH, SHE IS, TOO. CHERYL ADORES YOU. 323 00:10:59,033 --> 00:11:00,067 I LOVE TO SHOP, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE ? 324 00:11:00,100 --> 00:11:01,067 WHAT ? 325 00:11:01,100 --> 00:11:02,067 COOK. 326 00:11:02,100 --> 00:11:03,067 I SHOP AND I COOK. 327 00:11:03,100 --> 00:11:04,167 YOU DON'T COOK, LARRY. 328 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:05,400 I'M THE DOUBLE HEADER. 329 00:11:05,433 --> 00:11:07,767 MARY, YOU SHOULD HAVE MARRIED THIS MAN. 330 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:08,900 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 331 00:11:08,933 --> 00:11:10,467 NOTHING... 332 00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:12,967 NOTHING GIVES ME MORE PLEASURE THAN CRACKING AN EGG. 333 00:11:13,067 --> 00:11:14,300 NOTHING. 334 00:11:14,333 --> 00:11:15,333 I'LL MAKE YOU SOME OMELETS. 335 00:11:15,367 --> 00:11:16,733 I'LL FLIP YOU OUT. 336 00:11:16,767 --> 00:11:18,500 I WILL FLIP YOU OUT. 337 00:11:18,533 --> 00:11:19,500 YOU COOK ? 338 00:11:19,533 --> 00:11:21,733 THAT IS SO SEXY. 339 00:11:21,767 --> 00:11:22,867 MARY ! 340 00:11:22,900 --> 00:11:23,933 WELL, I'M SORRY. 341 00:11:23,967 --> 00:11:25,567 WE'RE FRIENDS, I CAN SAY THAT. 342 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:26,867 NO BIG DEAL. 343 00:11:26,900 --> 00:11:28,700 I KNOW, I KNOW, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY. 344 00:11:28,733 --> 00:11:30,400 I'M JUST VERY OLD FASHIONED ABOUT THAT KIND OF-- 345 00:11:30,433 --> 00:11:31,933 OH, NO, LARRY, LARRY, HONEY, THAT'S, THAT'S MY WATER. 346 00:11:31,967 --> 00:11:33,767 OH ! 347 00:11:35,333 --> 00:11:37,667 ( coughing ) EXCUSE ME. 348 00:11:44,433 --> 00:11:45,900 ( coughing ) 349 00:11:51,067 --> 00:11:52,533 HI ! 350 00:11:52,567 --> 00:11:54,300 HEY ! 351 00:11:54,333 --> 00:11:56,367 HI, I'M IN HERE ! 352 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:58,067 WHERE'RE YOU GOING ? 353 00:11:58,067 --> 00:11:59,167 OH. 354 00:12:01,167 --> 00:12:04,167 ( laughing ) WHAT HAVE YOU, WHAT YOU HAVE GOT THERE ? 355 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:05,300 WENT TO BARNEY'S. 356 00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:06,500 I CAN SEE THAT. 357 00:12:06,533 --> 00:12:07,500 YEAH. 358 00:12:07,533 --> 00:12:09,267 I NEEDED SOME STUFF, SO. 359 00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:10,733 A NEW JACKET ? 360 00:12:10,767 --> 00:12:12,533 OH, YEAH. 361 00:12:12,567 --> 00:12:13,733 YOU LIKE IT ? 362 00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:14,733 IT'S INTERESTING, DON'T YOU THINK ? 363 00:12:14,767 --> 00:12:17,067 IT'S LIKE HALF, HALF JACKET, HALF SHIRT. 364 00:12:17,067 --> 00:12:20,467 I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU WITH SHOPPING BAGS BEFORE. 365 00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:23,200 WHAT MADE YOU DECIDE TO GO SHOPPING ? 366 00:12:23,233 --> 00:12:24,833 I DON'T KNOW. 367 00:12:24,867 --> 00:12:26,200 I WAS IN THE KITCHEN THIS MORNING READING THE PAPER 368 00:12:26,233 --> 00:12:27,333 AND MARY CALLED. 369 00:12:27,367 --> 00:12:30,600 AND SHE SAID SHE WAS GOING TO BARNEY'S AND... 370 00:12:30,633 --> 00:12:32,733 I THOUGHT, OH, WHAT THE HELL, 371 00:12:32,767 --> 00:12:34,567 I NEEDED SOME STUFF, SO, I MET HER OVER THERE. 372 00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:36,733 SO, YOU WENT SHOPPING WITH MARY ? 373 00:12:36,767 --> 00:12:38,533 SHE CALLED UP TO TALK ABOUT LAST NIGHT ACTUALLY. 374 00:12:38,567 --> 00:12:39,867 UH-HUH. 375 00:12:39,900 --> 00:12:41,133 AND WHAT A GREAT TIME SHE HAD 376 00:12:41,167 --> 00:12:43,133 AND I TOLD HER WE HAD A GREAT TIME. 377 00:12:43,167 --> 00:12:44,133 SHE SAYS HELLO. 378 00:12:44,167 --> 00:12:45,433 OH, OKAY. 379 00:12:45,467 --> 00:12:47,733 AND I DON'T KNOW, SHE JUST MENTIONED SHE WAS GOING SHOPPING 380 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,067 AND NEXT THING I KNEW, 381 00:12:50,067 --> 00:12:51,633 I SAID, ALRIGHT, YOU KNOW, YEAH, I'LL GO. 382 00:12:51,667 --> 00:12:54,533 THAT'S BIZARRE, DON'T YOU THINK ? 383 00:12:54,567 --> 00:12:56,500 WHY ? 384 00:12:56,533 --> 00:13:00,200 I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO GET YOU TO GO SHOPPING BEFORE. 385 00:13:00,233 --> 00:13:01,400 I'LL GO SHOPPING. 386 00:13:01,433 --> 00:13:02,900 NO, YOU WON'T. 387 00:13:02,933 --> 00:13:04,900 I'LL GO SHOPPING ANY TIME YOU WANT TO GO SHOPPING, 388 00:13:04,933 --> 00:13:06,067 YOU LET ME KNOW. 389 00:13:06,067 --> 00:13:07,500 I'VE ASKED YOU TO GO SHOPPING WITH ME BEFORE. 390 00:13:07,533 --> 00:13:08,600 WELL, MAYBE WHEN YOU ASKED ME, 391 00:13:08,633 --> 00:13:10,300 I HAD SOMETHING TO DO, I DON'T KNOW. 392 00:13:10,333 --> 00:13:11,833 YOU WANT TO GO, LET'S GO ?! 393 00:13:11,867 --> 00:13:13,567 NOT NOW, YOU DON'T NEED ANYTHING NOW ! 394 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:15,067 YES, I DO. 395 00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:17,300 I COULD USE SOME SOCKS AND UNDERWEAR, SOME STUFF. 396 00:13:17,333 --> 00:13:18,833 A BELT, I'VE GOTTA BUY A BELT. 397 00:13:18,867 --> 00:13:20,267 UH-HUH. 398 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,233 I'VE HAD THIS BELT A LONG TIME. 399 00:13:22,267 --> 00:13:24,633 UM, SHOULD HAVE GOT THAT TODAY. 400 00:13:25,733 --> 00:13:27,767 OH, ALSO, HER MOTHER WAS THERE, TOO. 401 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:28,767 I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT. 402 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:30,100 MARY'S MOTHER ? 403 00:13:30,133 --> 00:13:31,433 VERY NICE WOMAN FROM ARKANSAS. 404 00:13:31,467 --> 00:13:33,267 VERY NICE. 405 00:13:33,300 --> 00:13:35,300 MM-HMM. 406 00:13:35,333 --> 00:13:36,667 ( doorbell ) 407 00:13:36,700 --> 00:13:37,833 WHO THE HELL'S THAT ? 408 00:13:41,700 --> 00:13:42,933 HEY, LARRY. 409 00:13:42,967 --> 00:13:43,933 HEY, TED. 410 00:13:43,967 --> 00:13:44,967 HEY, WHO IS IT ? 411 00:13:45,067 --> 00:13:45,967 HEY, CHERYL. 412 00:13:46,067 --> 00:13:46,967 IT'S TED. 413 00:13:47,067 --> 00:13:48,467 HOW ARE YOU ? 414 00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:49,467 ( Cheryl ) GOOD, HOW ARE YOU DOING ? 415 00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:50,467 I'M GOOD, THANKS. 416 00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:51,733 WHAT'S GOING ON ? 417 00:13:51,767 --> 00:13:53,533 EVIDENTLY YOU AND MARY SWITCHED BAGS AT BARNEY'S. 418 00:13:53,567 --> 00:13:54,533 I THINK THIS ONE'S YOURS. 419 00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:56,167 OH, OKAY. 420 00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:57,667 OH, SHE MUST HAVE MY TURTLENECK. 421 00:13:57,700 --> 00:14:01,067 UM, ALRIGHT, I GOT IT, I THINK IT'S IN THE TRUNK. 422 00:14:01,067 --> 00:14:02,333 THAT'S A NICE JACKET. 423 00:14:02,367 --> 00:14:03,333 MARY'S GOT THE SAME ONE. 424 00:14:03,367 --> 00:14:04,600 OH, REALLY ? 425 00:14:04,633 --> 00:14:06,900 YEAH, MATTER OF FACT, I THINK SHE WORE IT TODAY. 426 00:14:09,267 --> 00:14:10,833 I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THAT. 427 00:14:10,867 --> 00:14:12,067 WHERE ARE WE, OUT HERE ? 428 00:14:12,067 --> 00:14:13,067 YEAH. 429 00:14:13,067 --> 00:14:14,067 SEE YOU, GOOD TO SEE YOU, CHERYL. 430 00:14:14,067 --> 00:14:15,267 WHAT A DAY, HUH ? 431 00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:17,667 HEAVEN, JUST HEAVEN. 432 00:14:20,733 --> 00:14:23,333 SO, A SHOPPING SPREE WITH THE GIRLS, HUH, LARRY ? 433 00:14:23,367 --> 00:14:25,533 YEAH, WHERE WERE YOU ? YOU SHOULD'VE COME. 434 00:14:25,567 --> 00:14:26,667 WE HAD A GREAT TIME. 435 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,700 I KIND OF FIGURED YOU MORE AS A SPORTS GUY. 436 00:14:28,733 --> 00:14:31,100 OH, WELL, MAYBE YOU JUST FIGURED WRONG. 437 00:14:31,133 --> 00:14:32,733 YEAH, YEAH, WELL, THAT'S NICE. 438 00:14:32,767 --> 00:14:34,733 THAT'S NICE. 439 00:14:34,767 --> 00:14:37,167 NO, HEY, WE'LL GO TO A BALL GAME SOME TIME. 440 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:38,200 THAT'D BE FUN, I'D LIKE THAT. 441 00:14:38,233 --> 00:14:39,200 YEAH, GREAT. 442 00:14:39,233 --> 00:14:40,667 SEE YOU. 443 00:14:40,700 --> 00:14:42,700 OKAY, OH, PAUL SIMON. 444 00:14:42,733 --> 00:14:44,133 RIGHT, HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT ? 445 00:14:44,167 --> 00:14:46,433 MAYBE YOU SHOULD CALL MARY FIRST, FIGURE OUT WHAT TO WEAR. 446 00:14:55,767 --> 00:14:57,067 I GOTTA GO. 447 00:14:59,133 --> 00:15:01,867 HEY, DID, UH, TED DANSON OR MARY STEENBURGEN CALL ? 448 00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:02,967 NO. 449 00:15:03,067 --> 00:15:06,833 UH, OKAY, BUT, AND I'M NOT SURE THIS MEANS. 450 00:15:06,867 --> 00:15:08,833 THEY INVITED US TO THIS THING, THIS CONCERT FOR FRIDAY. 451 00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:10,367 IT'S WEDNESDAY, IT'S PLENTY OF TIME, RIGHT, THAT'S-- 452 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:11,933 OH, YEAH. 453 00:15:11,967 --> 00:15:13,233 IF THEY CALL BY TOMORROW, YOU'RE FINE, RIGHT ? 454 00:15:13,267 --> 00:15:14,467 YEAH. 455 00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:16,200 HEY, CAN YOU FIGURE THIS OUT ? 456 00:15:16,233 --> 00:15:18,267 LOUIE FROM THE BOWLING ALLEY CALLED 457 00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:19,600 AND HE SAID TO CALL BACK RIGHT AWAY. 458 00:15:19,633 --> 00:15:20,767 WHAT'S THAT ? 459 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:22,133 THE GUY MUST BE IN WITH MY SHOES. 460 00:15:22,167 --> 00:15:24,067 WHAT SHOES ? 461 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:28,433 LARRY, GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 462 00:15:28,467 --> 00:15:30,933 RIGHT HERE, THAT'S THE GUY. 463 00:15:30,967 --> 00:15:32,467 THOSE ARE YOUR SHOES, RIGHT ? 464 00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:33,467 YEAH. 465 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,233 IS HE, LIKE, A TOUGH GUY, THIS GUY ? 466 00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:37,067 NO, GO AHEAD, I'M HERE. 467 00:15:37,067 --> 00:15:38,700 YOU WATCH THIS, OKAY ? 468 00:15:38,733 --> 00:15:40,333 DON'T LEAVE YOUR POST. 469 00:15:40,367 --> 00:15:42,100 I'M RIGHT HERE. 470 00:15:51,267 --> 00:15:52,500 NICE SHOES. 471 00:15:52,533 --> 00:15:53,500 THANKS. 472 00:15:53,533 --> 00:15:55,233 I THINK THEY'RE MINE. 473 00:15:55,267 --> 00:15:57,067 YOU'RE KIDDING. 474 00:15:57,067 --> 00:15:59,067 KIDDING ? NO, THEY'RE MY SHOES. 475 00:15:59,067 --> 00:16:00,867 THEY'RE YOUR SHOES ? 476 00:16:00,900 --> 00:16:01,867 YEAH. 477 00:16:01,900 --> 00:16:03,700 HOW CAN THEY BE YOUR SHOES ? 478 00:16:03,733 --> 00:16:05,200 HOW CAN THEY BE ? 479 00:16:05,233 --> 00:16:07,367 BECAUSE THAT GUY GAVE THEM TO YOU BY MISTAKE THE OTHER DAY. 480 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,733 WELL, THAT'S WEIRD. 481 00:16:09,767 --> 00:16:11,133 THAT'S WEIRD ? 482 00:16:11,167 --> 00:16:12,167 YEAH. 483 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:13,533 WHAT'S WEIRD ? 484 00:16:13,567 --> 00:16:14,767 THAT HE WOULD GIVE ME THOSE SHOES ? 485 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:16,167 NO, THAT'S NOT WEIRD. 486 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:17,400 WHAT'S WEIRD IS THAT YOU WOULD PUT THEM ON. 487 00:16:17,433 --> 00:16:18,467 THAT'S WHAT'S WEIRD. 488 00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:20,100 THAT'S, OH, MAN, 489 00:16:20,133 --> 00:16:21,900 IT'S NOT WEIRD THAT HE WOULD GIVE ME THESE SHOES ? 490 00:16:21,933 --> 00:16:23,100 NO, THAT'S A MISTAKE. 491 00:16:23,133 --> 00:16:24,367 AND THEY'RE NOT MY SHOES AND HE GAVE THEM TO ME. 492 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:25,500 YEAH, THAT'S A MISTAKE. 493 00:16:25,533 --> 00:16:26,833 THAT'S AN HONEST MISTAKE. 494 00:16:26,867 --> 00:16:28,833 YEAH, WHAT'S WEIRD IS THAT YOU WOULD TAKE SHOES 495 00:16:28,867 --> 00:16:30,233 THAT DON'T BELONG TO YOU AND PUT THEM ON. 496 00:16:30,267 --> 00:16:31,500 THAT'S WEIRD. 497 00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:34,067 OR EVEN WEIRDER THAT YOU LEFT WITHOUT EVEN YOUR SHOES. 498 00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:35,833 THAT'S NOT THAT WEIRD. 499 00:16:35,867 --> 00:16:37,067 I HAD NOTHING ELSE TO WEAR. 500 00:16:37,100 --> 00:16:39,067 OH, THAT WOULD BE, THAT'D BE KIND OF WEIRD. 501 00:16:39,067 --> 00:16:40,867 NO, THAT'S GONNA BE WEIRD FOR YOU NOW 502 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,067 AFTER I GET THE SHOES BACK. 503 00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:43,100 THAT'LL BE WEIRD. 504 00:16:43,133 --> 00:16:44,100 OH, YOU WANT THEM BACK ? 505 00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:45,100 YEAH, I DO. 506 00:16:45,133 --> 00:16:46,233 OH, OKAY. 507 00:16:46,267 --> 00:16:47,533 WOW. 508 00:16:47,567 --> 00:16:49,600 THEY'RE COMFORTABLE SHOES. 509 00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:50,867 YEAH, I KNOW THEY ARE. 510 00:16:50,900 --> 00:16:52,767 HE GAVE THEM TO ME, I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE WAS THINKING. 511 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:54,133 HE'S A NUT. 512 00:16:54,167 --> 00:16:55,800 HE'S A LITTLE NUTTY, ISN'T HE ? 513 00:16:55,833 --> 00:16:57,067 YEAH, I KNOW. 514 00:16:57,067 --> 00:16:58,067 HE'S A LITTLE CRAZY. 515 00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,067 HE'S JUST A LITTLE CRAZY. 516 00:16:59,100 --> 00:17:00,133 HE'S A LITTLE CRAZY. 517 00:17:00,167 --> 00:17:01,233 THOSE ARE COMFORTABLE SHOES. 518 00:17:01,267 --> 00:17:02,333 I'M GLAD YOU LIKED 'EM. 519 00:17:02,367 --> 00:17:03,333 OKAY. 520 00:17:03,367 --> 00:17:04,900 CRAZY, JEEZ. 521 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:14,500 REMEMBER ME ? 522 00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:15,667 SURE DO. 523 00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:16,667 YEAH, THE SHOES ? 524 00:17:16,700 --> 00:17:17,667 I KNOW THE ONES. 525 00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:18,667 HOW'D YOU DO ? 526 00:17:18,700 --> 00:17:19,733 PERFECT. 527 00:17:19,767 --> 00:17:23,167 I USED A DESALTER LIQUID WITH A SCRUB BRUSH. 528 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:26,300 AND THEN I USED A DEODORIZER SPRAY. 529 00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:28,467 THEY SMELL LIKE NEW SHOES. 530 00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:29,467 NO KIDDING. 531 00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:30,633 ALL FUMIGATED ? 532 00:17:30,667 --> 00:17:31,633 PERFECT. 533 00:17:31,667 --> 00:17:32,967 SO, I CAN WEAR THEM ? 534 00:17:33,067 --> 00:17:33,967 ALL SAFE ? 535 00:17:34,067 --> 00:17:35,100 YEAH, ENJOY THEM. 536 00:17:35,133 --> 00:17:36,300 THANKS. 537 00:17:36,333 --> 00:17:37,300 I'M GONNA PUT THEM ON. 538 00:17:37,333 --> 00:17:38,267 PLEASE, DO. 539 00:17:42,100 --> 00:17:43,267 LISTEN TO THIS. 540 00:17:43,300 --> 00:17:47,300 SMOKEY GOT ME FLOOR SEATS TO PAUL SIMON. 541 00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:48,900 YOU'RE KIDDING, REALLY ? 542 00:17:48,933 --> 00:17:49,900 YUP. 543 00:17:49,933 --> 00:17:51,300 THAT'S GREAT. 544 00:17:51,333 --> 00:17:54,167 YOU KNOW WHAT ? I STILL HAVEN'T HEARD FROM TED AND MARY. 545 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:56,300 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, WE DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO, 546 00:17:56,333 --> 00:17:58,433 WHERE TO PICK UP THE TICKETS, WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING. 547 00:17:58,467 --> 00:18:00,733 IT'S THURSDAY ALREADY, I'M GETTING A LITTLE CONCERNED. 548 00:18:00,767 --> 00:18:01,767 WANT ME TO CALL THEM ? 549 00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:04,867 HI, I'M THE SALESMAN FROM BARNEY'S, DANNY. 550 00:18:04,900 --> 00:18:06,567 YOU ORDERED SOME SHOES. 551 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:07,933 OH, THE SHOES, YEAH, YEAH. 552 00:18:07,967 --> 00:18:08,933 HOW YOU DOING ? 553 00:18:08,967 --> 00:18:10,433 GOOD. 554 00:18:10,467 --> 00:18:12,833 THEY HAVEN'T COME IN YET, BUT AS SOON AS THEY DO... 555 00:18:12,867 --> 00:18:14,233 UM... 556 00:18:16,900 --> 00:18:17,867 THOSE ARE CAMPERS. 557 00:18:17,900 --> 00:18:19,267 YEAH, WHAT HAPPENED WAS, UH... 558 00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:21,533 YOU'RE STILL COMING IN TO GET THE... 559 00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:23,200 WELL, LET ME TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED. 560 00:18:23,233 --> 00:18:26,367 SOMEBODY TOOK THE SHOES ORIGINALLY THAT I HAD-- 561 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:27,733 I DON'T NEED TO HEAR THE WHOLE STORY. 562 00:18:27,767 --> 00:18:31,067 YOU'RE COMING IN TO PURCHASE THE SHOES THOUGH, RIGHT ? 563 00:18:31,067 --> 00:18:34,067 WELL, I DON'T REALLY NEED THE SHOES NOW 564 00:18:34,100 --> 00:18:36,467 BECAUSE I GOT THEM BACK AT THE BOWLING ALLEY, SO. 565 00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:39,867 YOU ASKED ME TO WAIVE THE DEPOSIT 566 00:18:39,900 --> 00:18:41,500 AND I DID THAT FOR YOU. 567 00:18:41,533 --> 00:18:43,733 YOU LOOKED LIKE AN HONEST PERSON AND I TRUSTED YOUR FACE. 568 00:18:43,767 --> 00:18:45,067 HE IS AN HONEST PERSON. 569 00:18:45,067 --> 00:18:47,600 YOU'RE VERY HONEST, YOU'RE HONEST. 570 00:18:47,633 --> 00:18:49,533 OKAY, THIS DOESN'T CONCERN YOU. 571 00:18:49,567 --> 00:18:51,333 I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING DISHONEST. 572 00:18:51,367 --> 00:18:53,500 I CAN'T, I DON'T NEED THE SHOES ANYMORE. 573 00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:54,767 THAT'S NOT DISHONEST. 574 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,533 SIR, YOU ASKED A FAVOR OF ME AND I HELPED YOU OUT, 575 00:18:57,567 --> 00:18:59,300 BUT AS LONG YOU'RE TAKEN CARE OF, 576 00:18:59,333 --> 00:19:01,100 I GUESS THAT'S ALL THAT REALLY MATTERS. 577 00:19:01,133 --> 00:19:04,667 NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT'S ALL THAT REALLY MATTERS. 578 00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:06,133 THAT'S NOT WHAT MATTERS. 579 00:19:06,167 --> 00:19:08,133 I MEAN, DO YOU WANT ME TO BUY TWO PAIRS ? 580 00:19:08,167 --> 00:19:10,833 NO, I WORK ON COMMISSION, OKAY ? 581 00:19:10,867 --> 00:19:14,367 AND NOW, I'M PUT IN A BAD SITUATION, ALRIGHT ? 582 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,600 YOU KNOW, I'M STUCK WITH THESE SHOES. 583 00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:19,067 AND SO I CAN'T EVEN-- 584 00:19:19,067 --> 00:19:20,200 HOW MUCH IS THE COMMISSION ? 585 00:19:20,233 --> 00:19:21,200 I'LL PAY YOU THE COMMISSION, OKAY ? 586 00:19:21,233 --> 00:19:22,500 THAT IS SO INSULTING. 587 00:19:22,533 --> 00:19:23,967 HOW DARE YOU ? 588 00:19:24,067 --> 00:19:25,333 THAT'S NOT A "HOW DARE YOU". 589 00:19:25,367 --> 00:19:27,367 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, DARE ? I'M NOT DARE-- 590 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:28,733 I AM NOT A SHOE WHORE. 591 00:19:28,767 --> 00:19:30,267 I DIDN'T ACCUSE YOU OF BEING A SHOE WHORE. 592 00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:32,200 I'M TRYING TO RECTIFY THE SITUATION. 593 00:19:32,233 --> 00:19:35,100 YOU CANNOT BUY YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS SITUATION. 594 00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:37,967 PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE THE PROBLEM. 595 00:19:38,067 --> 00:19:39,600 OH, YEAH, I'M NOT-- I'M THE SOLUTION. 596 00:19:39,633 --> 00:19:42,467 I'M THE SOLUTION TO THE PROBLEM, OKAY ? 597 00:19:59,433 --> 00:20:01,533 THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS, IT REALLY IS. 598 00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:04,600 I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE INVITE YOU TO GO TO A CONCERT 599 00:20:04,633 --> 00:20:06,200 AND THEN THEY DON'T CALL YOU ? 600 00:20:06,233 --> 00:20:07,867 IT'S 4:30. 601 00:20:07,900 --> 00:20:09,433 MAYBE WE SHOULD CALL THEM. 602 00:20:09,467 --> 00:20:11,100 DO YOU KNOW HOW AWKWARD THAT IS ? 603 00:20:11,133 --> 00:20:14,000 I MEAN, THEY KNOW THEY INVITED US TO THE CONCERT. 604 00:20:14,033 --> 00:20:16,100 THEY'RE OBVIOUSLY DELIBERATELY NOT CALLING. 605 00:20:16,133 --> 00:20:18,067 HOW COULD I CALL THEM UP AND GO, 606 00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:19,367 "WE'RE WAITING FOR YOUR CALL." 607 00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:20,500 AND THEN THEY'LL SAY, 608 00:20:20,533 --> 00:20:22,400 "WELL, WE DON'T WANT TO GO WITH YOU." 609 00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,000 AT LEAST LIE TO US. 610 00:20:25,033 --> 00:20:26,000 RIGHT, SOMETHING. 611 00:20:26,033 --> 00:20:27,000 YOU KNOW, CALL US AND LIE. 612 00:20:27,033 --> 00:20:28,400 DON'T LET US SIT HERE LIKE SCHMUCKS. 613 00:20:28,433 --> 00:20:29,500 YEAH. 614 00:20:29,533 --> 00:20:32,000 A LIE IS A GESTURE, IT'S A COURTESY. 615 00:20:32,033 --> 00:20:33,533 IT'S A LITTLE RESPECT. 616 00:20:33,567 --> 00:20:36,333 THIS IS VERY DISRESPECTFUL. 617 00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:39,300 WELL, WHY WOULD THEY DECIDE 618 00:20:39,333 --> 00:20:40,800 THAT THEY DON'T WANT TO GO WITH US, THOUGH ? 619 00:20:40,833 --> 00:20:42,167 I DON'T KNOW. 620 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:43,667 I MEAN, DID WE NOT HAVE A GOOD TIME WITH THEM 621 00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:45,000 WHEN WE WENT BOWLING ? 622 00:20:45,033 --> 00:20:46,867 WE HAD A GREAT-- WAS THAT FUN ? 623 00:20:46,900 --> 00:20:48,233 THAT WAS A GOOD TIME. 624 00:20:48,267 --> 00:20:52,133 I MEAN, DID WE DO SOMETHING TO OFFEND THEM ? 625 00:21:02,900 --> 00:21:04,200 WHAT ? 626 00:21:04,233 --> 00:21:07,833 AFTER BARNEY'S THE OTHER DAY, WE WENT OUT TO LUNCH. 627 00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:09,067 RIGHT. 628 00:21:09,067 --> 00:21:13,433 AND, UH, I TOOK A SIP FROM A GLASS OF WATER. 629 00:21:13,467 --> 00:21:19,333 AND HER MOTHER SAID TO ME, "THAT'S MY GLASS." 630 00:21:19,367 --> 00:21:22,267 AND I WENT "BLEH !", LIKE THAT. 631 00:21:28,467 --> 00:21:29,700 LARRY. 632 00:21:31,933 --> 00:21:33,933 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE EVEN ACTING 633 00:21:33,967 --> 00:21:35,800 LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE NOT INVITED. 634 00:21:35,833 --> 00:21:37,400 I DIDN'T THINK OF IT. 635 00:21:37,433 --> 00:21:38,767 UNBELIEVABLE. 636 00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:41,467 OF COURSE, THEY'RE NOT GONNA CALL US. 637 00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:43,200 MARY'S MOTHER ? 638 00:21:44,467 --> 00:21:46,333 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU ? 639 00:21:49,067 --> 00:21:51,700 I REALLY WANTED TO GO TO THAT CONCERT. 640 00:21:51,733 --> 00:21:53,700 SO DID I, I LIKE PAUL SIMON. 641 00:21:56,500 --> 00:22:02,600 * I MET MY OLD LOVER ON THE STREET LAST NIGHT * 642 00:22:02,633 --> 00:22:05,700 * SHE SEEMS SO GLAD TO SEE ME * 643 00:22:05,733 --> 00:22:07,800 * I JUST SMILE 644 00:22:09,300 --> 00:22:12,600 * AND WE TALKED ABOUT SOME OLD TIMES * 645 00:22:12,633 --> 00:22:15,633 * AND WE DRANK OURSELVES SOME BEERS * 646 00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:21,867 * STILL CRAZY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS * 647 00:22:21,900 --> 00:22:26,967 * OH, STILL CRAZY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS * 648 00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:38,900 * I'M NOT THE KIND OF MAN WHO TENDS TO SOCIALIZE * 649 00:22:40,833 --> 00:22:44,900 * I SEEM TO LEAN ON OLD FAMILIAR WAYS * 650 00:22:46,633 --> 00:22:53,700 * AND I AIN'T NO FOOL FOR LOVE SONGS THAT WHISPER IN MY EARS * 651 00:22:53,733 --> 00:22:58,933 * STILL CRAZY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS * 652 00:22:58,967 --> 00:23:04,633 * OH, STILL CRAZY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS * 653 00:23:04,667 --> 00:23:06,500 OH, HI, HOW ARE YOU ? 654 00:23:06,533 --> 00:23:07,800 GOOD, I'D LIKE TO RETURN THIS, PLEASE. 655 00:23:07,833 --> 00:23:09,567 WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM ? 656 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:12,300 UH, YOU KNOW, IT'S KIND OF HALF JACKET, HALF SHIRT, 657 00:23:12,333 --> 00:23:14,167 HALF MAN, HALF BEAST. 658 00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:15,467 I DON'T KNOW, IT'S... 659 00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:17,267 IT LOOKED SO GREAT ON YOU THE OTHER DAY. 660 00:23:17,300 --> 00:23:18,533 EXCUSE ME. 661 00:23:18,567 --> 00:23:19,967 NO, SIR, NO, I'M SORRY. 662 00:23:20,067 --> 00:23:21,733 WE WILL NOT BE ACCEPTING THAT FROM YOU. 663 00:23:21,767 --> 00:23:22,967 WHY, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ? 664 00:23:23,067 --> 00:23:23,967 WHY NOT ? 665 00:23:24,067 --> 00:23:25,067 I KNOW YOUR LITTLE GAME. 666 00:23:25,100 --> 00:23:26,933 AND I'M NOT PLAYING IT. 667 00:23:26,967 --> 00:23:28,900 THERE'S NO GAME ! WHAT DO YOU MEAN, A GAME ? 668 00:23:28,933 --> 00:23:30,533 I HAVEN'T WORN THIS. 669 00:23:30,567 --> 00:23:32,300 LISTEN, I ONLY WORE THIS IN THE STORE THE DAY I BOUGHT IT. 670 00:23:32,333 --> 00:23:33,567 SIR, I DID A FAVOR FOR YOU. 671 00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:35,067 AND YOU MESSED ME OVER ONCE 672 00:23:35,100 --> 00:23:36,333 AND I'M NOT GONNA LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN. 673 00:23:36,367 --> 00:23:38,067 WHEN DID I MESS YOU OVER ? 674 00:23:38,067 --> 00:23:39,267 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, MESS YOU OVER. 675 00:23:39,300 --> 00:23:40,733 OH, YOU'RE SO INNOCENT. 676 00:23:40,767 --> 00:23:42,833 I'M NOT DIABOLICAL, YOU THINK I'M DIABOLICAL ? 677 00:23:42,867 --> 00:23:45,167 YAP, YAP, YAP, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT, OKAY ? 678 00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:46,433 HERE'S THE THING. 679 00:23:46,467 --> 00:23:50,400 I DID A FAVOR FOR YOU AND YOU WALKED OVER ME. 680 00:23:50,433 --> 00:23:52,100 I DIDN'T EVEN WEAR THIS THING. 681 00:23:52,133 --> 00:23:53,233 I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO RETURN THIS. 682 00:23:53,267 --> 00:23:54,233 IT IS RIDICULOUS. 683 00:23:54,267 --> 00:23:56,133 LARRY ? LARRY ? 684 00:23:56,167 --> 00:23:57,467 OH, HI ! 685 00:23:57,500 --> 00:23:59,533 HI ! 686 00:24:00,467 --> 00:24:01,433 HOW ARE YOU ? 687 00:24:01,467 --> 00:24:02,567 GOOD, HOW YOU DOING ? 688 00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:03,733 JUST FINE. 689 00:24:03,767 --> 00:24:04,967 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ? 690 00:24:05,067 --> 00:24:06,900 UH, I HAD A LITTLE ZIPPER PROBLEM ON THE... IT'S OKAY. 691 00:24:06,933 --> 00:24:10,067 HEY, WERE YOU AT THAT CONCERT LAST NIGHT ? 692 00:24:10,100 --> 00:24:11,633 OH, YES. 693 00:24:11,667 --> 00:24:13,067 I MEAN, THE BOX WAS ENTIRELY FULL. 694 00:24:13,100 --> 00:24:14,233 IS THAT SO ? 695 00:24:14,267 --> 00:24:15,500 YES. 696 00:24:15,533 --> 00:24:18,433 DID TED OR MARY SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ME, OR ? 697 00:24:18,467 --> 00:24:20,433 OH, HONEY, I DON'T THINK ANYBODY MENTIONED YOUR NAME AT ALL. 698 00:24:20,467 --> 00:24:21,867 OH, IS THAT RIGHT ? 699 00:24:21,900 --> 00:24:22,867 YEAH. 700 00:24:22,900 --> 00:24:24,400 IT WASN'T EVEN MENTIONED AT ALL ? 701 00:24:24,433 --> 00:24:26,167 WELL, I DIDN'T HEAR ANYBODY SAY ANYTHING. 702 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:29,367 WHERE'S MARY ? 703 00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:31,767 OH, SHE'S RIGHT OVER THERE. 704 00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:34,967 MRS. STEENBURGEN ! 705 00:24:36,300 --> 00:24:37,367 HI ! 706 00:24:38,267 --> 00:24:39,233 HI. 707 00:24:39,267 --> 00:24:40,233 OH, MARY ! 708 00:24:40,267 --> 00:24:41,233 LARRY ! 709 00:24:41,267 --> 00:24:42,267 HEY. 710 00:24:42,300 --> 00:24:43,333 HOW WEIRD. 711 00:24:43,367 --> 00:24:45,500 HOW WEIRD TO RUN INTO YOU AT BARNEY'S AGAIN. 712 00:24:45,533 --> 00:24:46,700 YEAH. 713 00:24:46,733 --> 00:24:49,067 WHAT HAVE YOU GOT ? 714 00:24:49,100 --> 00:24:51,833 OH, I'VE GOT A ZIPPER PROBLEM. 715 00:24:51,867 --> 00:24:53,067 I WAS GONNA BRING IT OVER THERE. 716 00:24:53,067 --> 00:24:54,933 OH, 'CAUSE FOR A SECOND 717 00:24:54,967 --> 00:24:56,133 I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU WERE TAKING IT BACK. 718 00:24:56,167 --> 00:24:57,900 I WAS GONNA SAY, ARE YOU CRAZY ? 719 00:24:57,933 --> 00:24:59,133 NO, NO, I LOVE THIS THING. 720 00:24:59,167 --> 00:25:00,567 OKAY, BECAUSE THAT LOOKS SO GREAT ON YOU. 721 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:01,700 YEAH, NO, I LOVE THAT. 722 00:25:01,733 --> 00:25:03,067 SO... 723 00:25:03,100 --> 00:25:05,233 CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION ? 724 00:25:05,267 --> 00:25:07,067 YEAH. 725 00:25:07,100 --> 00:25:10,633 CHERYL AND I WERE, YOU KNOW, YOU INVITED US TO THE CONCERT 726 00:25:10,667 --> 00:25:12,867 AND THEN YOU KIND OF NEVER CALLED US ABOUT IT. 727 00:25:12,900 --> 00:25:14,833 THE PAUL SIMON CONCERT. 728 00:25:14,867 --> 00:25:17,067 YOU'RE COMING WITH US TOMORROW NIGHT. 729 00:25:17,100 --> 00:25:19,167 WE'RE COUNTING ON YOU BEING THERE. 730 00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:22,100 SUNDAY NIGHT ? 731 00:25:22,133 --> 00:25:24,367 WE THOUGHT IT WAS, WE THOUGHT IT WAS LAST NIGHT. 732 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:25,767 NO, NO, WELL, WE WENT LAST NIGHT. 733 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:28,367 HE'S PLAYING THREE NIGHTS, FRIDAY, SATURDAY, SUNDAY. 734 00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:31,100 AND WE KNEW WE WERE GONNA GO TWO NIGHTS, FRIDAY AND SUNDAY. 735 00:25:31,133 --> 00:25:32,167 WE'RE FANS. 736 00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:34,733 AND WE WANTED YOU TO COME SUNDAY NIGHT. 737 00:25:34,767 --> 00:25:36,467 YOU THOUGHT THAT WE'D FORGOTTEN YOU. 738 00:25:36,500 --> 00:25:37,733 I THOUGHT THAT, YEAH. 739 00:25:37,767 --> 00:25:39,133 LARRY. 740 00:25:39,167 --> 00:25:41,067 LARRY. 741 00:25:41,733 --> 00:25:42,833 WE WOULD NEVER DO THAT. 742 00:25:42,867 --> 00:25:44,867 TOMORROW NIGHT, TOMORROW NIGHT. 743 00:25:44,900 --> 00:25:46,300 OH, MY GOD, SO, YOU'RE GOING ON SUNDAY ? 744 00:25:46,333 --> 00:25:47,367 SO ARE YOU. 745 00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:48,667 ARE YOU GOING ? 746 00:25:48,700 --> 00:25:50,467 OH, WELL, I HADN'T PLANNED TO GO. 747 00:25:50,500 --> 00:25:51,600 OH, NO, YOU'RE COMING. 748 00:25:51,633 --> 00:25:52,667 SHE'S COMING. 749 00:25:52,700 --> 00:25:54,067 YOU'RE COMING, MOM. 750 00:25:54,067 --> 00:25:55,900 MOMMA, YOU HAVE TO COME. 751 00:25:55,933 --> 00:25:58,300 ALRIGHT, OKAY. 752 00:26:14,467 --> 00:26:16,067 HELLO. 753 00:26:16,067 --> 00:26:17,400 OH, HI. 754 00:26:17,433 --> 00:26:18,733 HI. 755 00:26:19,867 --> 00:26:22,367 UH, WHERE'S TED AND MARY ? 756 00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:25,067 OH, HONEY, BILL AND HILLARY FLEW IN THIS MORNING 757 00:26:25,067 --> 00:26:27,067 AND THEN THIS EVENING WAS THE ONLY TIME 758 00:26:27,100 --> 00:26:28,400 THEY COULD ALL GET TOGETHER. 759 00:26:28,433 --> 00:26:29,833 UH, THEY SAID TO TELL YOU THEY WERE REALLY SORRY 760 00:26:29,867 --> 00:26:31,433 AND THEY'LL CALL YOU TOMORROW. 761 00:26:31,467 --> 00:26:34,700 UH, WHERE'S YOUR WIFE ? 762 00:26:34,733 --> 00:26:39,367 ALLEN AND PAM FROM PHILADELPHIA, HER COUSINS, FLEW IN. 763 00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:43,067 SO, SHE COULDN'T COME. 764 00:26:43,067 --> 00:26:44,267 WELL, UH... 765 00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:50,400 WELL, I GUESS IT'S, UH, YOU AND ME, HUH ? 766 00:26:50,433 --> 00:26:52,067 YEAH, GUESS SO. 767 00:26:53,433 --> 00:26:56,833 * I SEEM TO LEAN ON OLD FAMILIAR WAYS * 768 00:26:59,167 --> 00:27:06,300 * AND I AIN'T NO FOOL FOR LOVE SONGS THAT WHISPER IN MY EARS * 769 00:27:06,333 --> 00:27:11,233 * STILL CRAZY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS * 770 00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:18,733 * STILL CRAZY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS * 771 00:27:18,767 --> 00:27:22,400 Captions Copyright 2000 HOME BOX OFFICE 772 00:27:22,433 --> 00:27:26,267 A Division of TIME WARNER ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P. 773 00:27:27,667 --> 00:27:31,267 Captioned by HBO COMMUNICATIONS CENTER