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Captions made possible by
HOME BOX OFFICE

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A Division of TIME WARNER
ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P.

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( announcer babbling )

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ALRIGHT, COME ON,
VINNY, COME ON.

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GOOD, GOOD CATCH,
GOOD CATCH !

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GET OUT OF BOUNDS !

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PUT IT IN--
GET OUT OF--

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OH, MY GOD, WHY DIDN'T
HE GET OUT OF BOUNDS ?

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WHAT A MORON !

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WHAT, IT'S ONLY
ANOTHER TWO YARDS
THAT YOU'RE GONNA GET.

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SO WHAT, YOU DON'T
NEED TWO YARDS.

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YOU GOT TWO AND
A HALF MINUTES TO GO,

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YOU GOTTA
GET OUT OF BONDS.

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OH, I HATE
WATCHING THEM.

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I JUST HATE
WATCHING THEM !

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THEY JUST AGGRAVATE ME
SO MUCH !

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ALRIGHT !

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YES, YES, GO, GO !

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BEAUTIFUL, FIRST DOWN,
EXCELLENT, THAT'S THE CALL !

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THAT'S THE CALL !

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HI, HONEY !

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HI.

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UH, CHERYL'S HOME.

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OH, NO, SHE WENT TO
VISIT HER MOTHER

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IN TALLAHASSEE
FOR FOUR DAYS.

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OKAY, I'LL
SEE YOU LATER.

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HEY !

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HI.

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HI, WELCOME HOME.

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THANK YOU.

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GOOD TO BE HOME.

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GOOD TO SEE YOU.

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OH.

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HOW'VE YOU BEEN,
WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON ?

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NOTHING.

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YEAH, YOU GOT
A LITTLE...

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WHAT ?

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GOT A LITTLE SCRUFF GOING,
IT'S CUTE.

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OH, THE PROSTITUTES
DON'T SEEM TO MIND IT.

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NO, OH, GOOD, GOOD.

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THEY GIVE YOU
A DISCOUNT ?

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YEAH, THEY DO,
THEY GET OFF ON IT.

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OH, MY GOD,
I'M SO TIRED.

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THERE WAS THAT THREE HOUR
DIFFERENCE AND...

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YOU SHOULD GO UP
AND TAKE A NAP.

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UH, I'M TOO WOUND UP
RIGHT NOW.

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YOU KNOW LITTLE GRIFFIN,
MY YOUNGEST NEPHEW ?

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YEAH, MMM-HMM.

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UH, AND HE WANTED TO
PLAY ON THE STAIRS

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AND MY SISTER'S LIKE,
"NO, IT'S TOO DANGEROUS."

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MY MOM SAYS,
"OH, I'VE RAISED FOUR KIDS."

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I--

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UH-HUH.

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OKAY, WHY DON'T YOU
JUST WATCH YOUR GAME ?

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COME ON, IT'S THE LAST
TWO MINUTES.

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I'LL BE RIGHT UP, OKAY ?

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( announcer )
Man, they shoot themselves
in the foot every single time

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they get in this position.

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SO, SOMEBODY
TOLD ME TODAY

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THAT TOO MUCH SOY
MAKES YOUR BRAIN SHRINK.

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KIND OF SCARED ME
A LITTLE BIT.

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I'VE BEEN HAVING SOY FOR
BREAKFAST WITH MY CEREAL

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EVERYDAY FOR
THE LAST 10 YEARS.

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WHAT AM I GONNA DO,
SWITCH TO MILK NOW ?

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I DON'T KNOW IF COULD
SWITCH TO MILK.

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YOU KNOW, CHOLESTEROL.

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CAN'T WIN, REALLY.

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SO, SO TELL ME
ABOUT THE TRIP.

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WHAT, UM...

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HOW'S YOUR COUSIN,
GRIFFIN ?

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GRIFFIN IS MY NEPHEW.

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HOW'S YOUR MOTHER
AND EVERYTHING ?

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SHE'S WONDERFUL.

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SHE'S SARCASTIC WONDERFUL
OR JUST...

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DOES THAT MEAN
SHE'S NOT WONDERFUL OR...

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NO, SHE REALLY
IS WONDERFUL.

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WELL, I'M SORRY ABOUT
WHAT HAPPENED DOWNSTAIRS

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WHEN YOU GOT HOME.

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I WAS WATCHING THE GAME

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AND IT'S LIKE THE LAST
TWO MINUTES, YOU KNOW.

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THAT'S FINE.

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DOESN'T SOUND
LIKE IT'S FINE.

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BUT, YOU KNOW...

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I'M SENSING RANCOR.

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OR IS IT "RANKER" ?

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RANCOR ?

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I KNOW HOW TO SPELL IT.

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LARRY, PLEASE,
IT'S FINE.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU
WANT ME TO SAY RIGHT NOW.

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WELL, HOW ABOUT...

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"HONEY, I FORGIVE YOU.

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WOULD YOU LIKE
TO HAVE SEX ?"

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HOW ABOUT THAT ?

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OR ANY COMBINATION
OF THAT.

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MM-HMM.

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EITHER FORGIVENESS
OR THE SEX.

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OF COURSE,
BOTH WOULD BE GREAT.

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THAT WOULD BE IDEAL.

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I'M NOT
EXPECTING BOTH.

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HEY, IF YOU WERE WATCHING
THE OSCARS OR SOMETHING, OKAY,

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AND THEY WERE ABOUT TO ANNOUNCE
THE BEST ACTRESS CATEGORY

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AND I CAME HOME,
I WOULD SAY,

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"NO, SIT DOWN,
FINISH WATCHING IT."

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I THINK IF YOU HAD
BEEN GONE ON A TRIP,

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I COULD MAKE
TWO MINUTES FOR YOU

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TO LISTEN TO WHAT HAPPENED
AND SEE HOW YOU'RE DOING.

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IF IT WAS IN
THE THIRD QUARTER,

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EASILY, I'D GIVE YOU
15 MINUTES.

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BUT WE'RE IN THE LAST
TWO MINUTES OF THE GAME.

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THEY'VE GOT THE BALL
ON THE 35 YARD LINE.

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WELL, YOU KNOW,
THE MOMENT IS PASSED.

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THERE'S NOTHING
WE CAN DO ABOUT IT NOW.

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( female )
HOW MANY FREQUENT FLIER MILES
DO I NEED ?

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OKAY, I'M GONNA
CALL YOU BACK.

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HI.

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PHIL SCHEFF CALLED.

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HE SAID YOU CAN CALL HIM
WHENEVER YOU WANT.

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WHAT ARE
YOU WEARING ?

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I'M GONNA
WORK OUT LATER.

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YOU CAN'T WEAR THAT.

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WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OUTFIT
I GOT YOU LAST WEEK ?

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I'M NOT COMFORTABLE IN IT,
IT'S TOO NEW.

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HEY, WAIT A SECOND,
WAIT A SECOND.

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YOU HAVEN'T SHAVED.

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ALRIGHT,
WHAT'S GOING ON ?

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NOTHING.

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NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,
SOMETHING'S UP WITH YOU.

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CHERYL'S NOT TALKING
TO ME, THAT'S ALL.

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ALRIGHT,
WHAT DID YOU DO ?

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WELL, I WAS WATCHING THE GAME,
THE FOOTBALL GAME,

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AND SHE'D BEEN AWAY
FOR FOUR DAYS

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AND SHE COMES HOME
WITH TWO MINUTES
LEFT TO GO IN THE GAME

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AND MY ATTENTION
WAS DIVERTED AND, UH...

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OH, LARRY, LARRY, LARRY.

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YOU GOTTA
GET HER A GIFT.

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YOU CAN'T COME HOME
EMPTY HANDED.

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ABSOLUTELY NOT.

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YEAH.

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WE WERE AT THIS JEWELRY STORE
A COUPLE WEEKS AGO.

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23rd STREET JEWELERS AND SHE WAS
LOOKING AT THIS BRACELET

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AND IT WAS PLATINUM, IT HAD,
LIKE, LITTLE DIAMONDS IN IT.

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OOH, OH, YEAH,
THAT'S IT.

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YEAH, IS THAT IT ?

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YEAH, THAT'S WHAT
I WAS AFRAID OF.

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HEY, HEY !

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YOU'RE THAT
CHICKEN L'ORANGE GUY, HUH ?

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OH, YEAH, YEAH.

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HOW YOU DOING ?

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GOOD, HOW ARE YOU ?

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HEY, GOOD TO SEE YOU.

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NICE TO SEE YOU.

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HEY, THANKS A LOT
FOR THAT CHICKEN.

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THAT WAS
HIGHLY APPRECIATED.

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YEAH, OH,
DID YOU LIKE IT ?

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OH, MAN, I LOVED IT.

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GOOD.

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HEY, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE
ANY SPARE CHANGE ?

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ANNA ?

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HERE'S A PIECE
OF GUM, HERE.

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PIECE OF GUM ?

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HEY, LOOK AT THIS.

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WHAT SHOULD WE DO ?

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OKAY, TAKE CARE
OF YOURSELF.

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OKAY.

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NO.

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I WASN'T
WITH THAT GUY !

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I'M NOT WITH HIM !

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HEY, THESE ARE
MY WORKOUT CLOTHES !

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EXCUSE ME, SIR,
COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR ?

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I'M GONNA
DIAL A NUMBER.

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IF A WOMAN ANSWERS THE PHONE,
JUST HANG UP,

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AND IF A MAN ANSWERS,
HAND IT BACK TO ME, OKAY ?

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ARE YOU PUTTING ME ON ?

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NO.

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WHAT IS THIS ABOUT,
WHAT ARE YOU--

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I HATE MY FRIEND'S
GIRLFRIEND.

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I DON'T WANT
TO TALK TO HER.

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PLEASE, THANK YOU.

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IT'S A GUY.

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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

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RICHARD, HEY.

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WHAT ARE YOU
DOING NOW ?

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UM, I NEED YOU
TO DO ME A BIG FAVOR.

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L.D.

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HEY.

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HEY, MAN.

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NO WONDER.

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LOOK AT YOU.

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WHAT ?

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YOU LOOK LIKE
THE JEWISH RATSO RIZZO.

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I WAS GONNA
WORK OUT.

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THANK YOU
FOR DOING THIS.

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WELL, I MEAN,
ALRIGHT.

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THANK YOU.

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THE BRACELET IS
RIGHT IN THE FRONT.

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THAT'S THE FIRST THANK YOU
IN OVER TWO YEARS, BY THE WAY.

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I JUST WANT YOU
TO KNOW.

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YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING
FOR ME TO THANK YOU FOR.

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GOOD POINT, GOOD.

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SO, THE BRACELET IS
RIGHT IN THE FRONT.

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IT'S PLATINUM,
IT'S GOT LITTLE DIAMONDS.

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IS THERE A NAME LIKE
"PLUTO'S TAIL" OR ANYTHING ?

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I DON'T KNOW
THE NAME OF IT.

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IT'S RIGHT IN
THE FRONT CENTER.

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OF WHAT ?

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OF THE DISPLAY CASE.

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IT'S VERY PROMINENT.

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IS IT ON ONE OF THOSE
VELVET NECK THINGS ?

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YEAH, IT'S RIGHT IN
THE FRONT CENTER--

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NO, IT'S A NECKLACE--

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IT'S A BRACELET, A BRACELET,
IT'S NOT ON A HAND.

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IT'S A BRACELET.

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IT'S NOT ON A THING ?

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THERE'S ONLY
TWO BRACELETS IN THE--

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IT HAS TO EITHER BE ON
A HAND OR ON A MANNEQUIN.

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WHY'D I EVER
CALL THIS GUY ?

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ALRIGHT, GIVE ME
SOME BREAD, ALRIGHT.

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USE YOUR CREDIT CARD.

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I'LL PAY YOU BACK
LATER TODAY, I PROMISE.

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THANK YOU.

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HEY, SMARTY PANTS.

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CLOSED.

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GOOD PLANNING.

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OH, SHIT.

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I'LL DO THIS.

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I'LL DO IT, BUT I'M HUNGRY
AND WE'LL COME BACK.

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WE'LL COME BACK,
LET'S GO EAT.

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WHERE DO YOU
WANT TO GO ?

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I DON'T KNOW,
ELLIOT FARMS.

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ALRIGHT, YOU DRIVE.

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YOU KNOW WHAT,
IT'S SO GORGEOUS OUT.

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WE HAVEN'T TALKED,
LET'S WALK.

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YOU WANT TO WALK ?

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IT'S ABOUT 25 MINUTES,
A HALF HOUR IT'LL TAKE US.

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SO WHAT ?

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COME ON, LIKE WE'RE
IN NEW YORK AGAIN,

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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ?

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I NEVER WALKED
IN NEW YORK.

239
00:09:21,733 --> 00:09:23,067
BRISKLY, IT'S ONLY
ABOUT 20 MINUTES.

240
00:09:23,100 --> 00:09:25,067
I NEED IT FOR
MY CARDIOVASCULAR.

241
00:09:25,067 --> 00:09:28,267
I TOLD YOU, 25 RELATIVES
HAD HEART ATTACKS IN MY FAMILY.

242
00:09:28,300 --> 00:09:29,333
DO ME ONE,
LET ME WALK.

243
00:09:29,367 --> 00:09:31,233
OKAY, PLEASE.

244
00:09:31,267 --> 00:09:32,367
I'M NOT LYING.

245
00:09:39,567 --> 00:09:40,800
WHY DO YOU THINK ?

246
00:09:40,833 --> 00:09:42,467
WE'RE MEN
AND MEN NEED IT MORE.

247
00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:43,933
NO, IT'S NOT
ABOUT THAT.

248
00:09:43,967 --> 00:09:45,533
I GOT IT.

249
00:09:45,567 --> 00:09:46,533
WHY ?

250
00:09:46,567 --> 00:09:48,167
I GOT IT, IT'S FINE.

251
00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:52,933
NO, IT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE
SO OFFENDED BY OUR GENITALIA...

252
00:09:54,333 --> 00:09:57,967
THAT THEY HAVE TO BE
IN LOVE WITH US TO HAVE IT.

253
00:09:58,067 --> 00:10:00,833
THAT'S WHY WE CAN HAVE SEX
WITH ANYONE AND THEY CAN'T.

254
00:10:00,867 --> 00:10:03,600
OH, BECAUSE PENISES DON'T LOOK
AS ATTRACTIVE AND THAT'S WHY...

255
00:10:03,633 --> 00:10:05,633
YES, THEY CAN'T JUST
HAVE SEX WITH ANY MAN.

256
00:10:05,667 --> 00:10:07,500
THEY HAVE TO
REALLY LOVE THE MAN

257
00:10:07,533 --> 00:10:09,633
TO GET INVOLVED
WITH THEIR PENIS,

258
00:10:09,667 --> 00:10:12,733
WITH THEIR
GROTESQUE PENIS.

259
00:10:12,767 --> 00:10:14,400
I'M MISSING SOMETHING.

260
00:10:14,433 --> 00:10:17,333
NO, I THINK
IT'S A GOOD THEORY.

261
00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:18,633
IT'S A DISGUSTING THEORY
AT LUNCH,

262
00:10:18,667 --> 00:10:19,767
I'LL TELL YOU THAT MUCH.

263
00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:22,733
WE'RE ALREADY FINISHED
SO IT DOESN'T MATTER.

264
00:10:24,433 --> 00:10:25,567
THANKS FOR LUNCH,
BY THE WAY.

265
00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:27,800
YOU'RE WELCOME,
WHAT IS THIS ?

266
00:10:27,833 --> 00:10:29,167
WHAT ?

267
00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:31,767
THERE'S A SPACE HERE
TO TIP A CAPTAIN ?

268
00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:33,100
A CAPTAIN ?

269
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,700
INSTEAD OF A WAITER ?

270
00:10:34,733 --> 00:10:36,567
NO, BOTH.

271
00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:38,067
LOOK AT THIS.

272
00:10:38,100 --> 00:10:41,233
THERE'S A SPACE FOR A CAPTAIN
AND A SPACE FOR A WAITER.

273
00:10:41,267 --> 00:10:43,333
SO, YOU GIVE BOTH.

274
00:10:43,367 --> 00:10:44,533
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
I GIVE BOTH ?

275
00:10:44,567 --> 00:10:45,933
WHAT AM I
SUPPOSED TO GIVE ?

276
00:10:45,967 --> 00:10:47,033
YOU GIVE THE WAITER
WHAT YOU WANT

277
00:10:47,067 --> 00:10:48,567
AND THE CAPTAIN HALF.

278
00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:49,700
HALF OF THE WAITER'S ?

279
00:10:49,733 --> 00:10:51,833
HALF OF MY 20 PERCENT
ALLOTMENT TO THE WAITER ?

280
00:10:51,867 --> 00:10:52,967
ALLOTMENT ?

281
00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,333
WELL, I HAVE 20 PERCENT
ALLOTTED TO THE WAITER.

282
00:10:55,367 --> 00:10:56,767
SOUND LIKE YOU'RE IN
THE SCHEMATA BUSINESS.

283
00:10:56,800 --> 00:11:01,400
THE CAPTAIN'S GONNA BE
HORNING IN NOW ON MY ALLOTMENT ?

284
00:11:01,433 --> 00:11:02,667
ON WHAT THE WAITER'S
GETTING ?

285
00:11:02,700 --> 00:11:05,067
NO, NO,
THE WAITER WAS GOOD.

286
00:11:05,067 --> 00:11:07,567
SO, IT'S 30 PERCENT,
IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING ?

287
00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:08,700
20 AND 10.

288
00:11:08,733 --> 00:11:10,233
20 AND 10 ?

289
00:11:10,267 --> 00:11:11,733
YOU SEE A CAPTAIN,
WHAT DOES HE DO ?

290
00:11:11,767 --> 00:11:14,167
I THINK I SAW, THE GUY
AT THE PODIUM, HE POINTED.

291
00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:16,333
I THINK THE CAPTAIN'S HORNING
IN ON THE WAITER, FRANKLY,

292
00:11:16,367 --> 00:11:18,067
'CAUSE MOST PEOPLE
ARE PROBABLY

293
00:11:18,067 --> 00:11:19,833
REDUCING THE TIP
TO THE WAITER.

294
00:11:19,867 --> 00:11:21,300
YOU THINK
HE'S HORNING ?

295
00:11:21,333 --> 00:11:23,100
THAT'S HILARIOUS.

296
00:11:23,133 --> 00:11:25,567
WHO IS THIS CAPTAIN
OUT OF THE CLEAR BLUE SKY ?

297
00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:27,067
YOU'RE GONNA NOT
LEAVE ANYTHING FOR THE-- ?

298
00:11:27,067 --> 00:11:28,567
I'M GIVING THE WAITER
30 PERCENT.

299
00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:30,667
LET THE WAITER GIVE THE CAPTAIN
10 PERCENT IF HE WANTS.

300
00:11:30,700 --> 00:11:33,100
I'LL GIVE
THE WAITER THE MONEY.

301
00:11:33,133 --> 00:11:34,967
LET'S GO, THANKS FOR LUNCH,
BY THE WAY.

302
00:11:35,067 --> 00:11:36,533
AND THANKS FOR
THE PENIS TALK.

303
00:11:39,300 --> 00:11:42,067
NEXT TIME, THERE'LL BE
A SPACE FOR A LIEUTENANT,

304
00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:44,067
THEN MAYBE A COLONEL,
TIP THE COLONEL,

305
00:11:44,067 --> 00:11:45,400
HOW MUCH, COLONEL ?

306
00:11:45,433 --> 00:11:46,400
WHAT DOES
THE COLONEL GET ?

307
00:11:46,433 --> 00:11:47,867
I BET IN
ELEMENTARY SCHOOL,

308
00:11:47,900 --> 00:11:52,400
YOU DIDN'T PUT THE LITTLE PENNY
IN THE UNICEF SLOTS, RIGHT ?

309
00:11:52,433 --> 00:11:53,500
IT'S UNLIKELY.

310
00:11:53,533 --> 00:11:55,800
HELLO, EXCUSE ME ?

311
00:11:55,833 --> 00:11:57,267
HI, HI.

312
00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:58,667
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU ACTUALLY STOPPED.

313
00:11:58,700 --> 00:12:01,100
I'VE BEEN STANDING OUT HERE
FOR OVER AN HOUR.

314
00:12:01,133 --> 00:12:04,167
AND YOU'RE THE FIRST PEOPLE
THAT HAVE ACTUALLY STOPPED.

315
00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:07,067
ANYWAY, I HATE
TO IMPOSE ON YOU.

316
00:12:07,067 --> 00:12:10,400
I WONDER IF I COULD JUST TAKE UP
A FEW MINUTES OF YOUR TIME.

317
00:12:10,433 --> 00:12:12,600
I NEED A LITTLE HELP.

318
00:12:12,633 --> 00:12:14,967
WHAT DO YOU NEED ?

319
00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:16,400
UH, THANK YOU,
THANK YOU SO MUCH.

320
00:12:16,433 --> 00:12:18,667
I JUST MOVED INTO
THE NEIGHBORHOOD

321
00:12:18,700 --> 00:12:22,733
AND I HAVE THESE BOXES IN
THE MIDDLE OF MY LIVING ROOM

322
00:12:22,767 --> 00:12:26,800
AND I ACTUALLY JUST NEED
A MINUTE OF YOUR TIME

323
00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:28,767
TO HELP ME MOVE THEM
TO THE CORNER

324
00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:30,700
SO, I DON'T
TRIP OVER THEM.

325
00:12:30,733 --> 00:12:32,800
I DON'T SEE.

326
00:12:32,833 --> 00:12:35,333
WHERE DO YOU LIVE ?

327
00:12:35,367 --> 00:12:37,467
AROUND THE CORNER,
JUST RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER.

328
00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:39,967
IT WOULD HELP ME SO MUCH
IF YOU COULD JUST HELP ME.

329
00:12:40,067 --> 00:12:42,833
I KINDA GOTTA
GET TO THE JEWELRY STORE.

330
00:12:42,867 --> 00:12:44,400
YES, I KNOW,
IT'S A TERRIBLE IMPOSITION.

331
00:12:44,433 --> 00:12:46,233
I'M SORRY,
I'M SORRY,
I'M SORRY.

332
00:12:46,267 --> 00:12:49,133
HOW CAN YOU NOT
HELP A BLIND MAN ?

333
00:12:49,167 --> 00:12:51,867
HOW COULD YOU SAY "BLIND MAN"
IN FRONT OF A BLIND MAN ?

334
00:12:51,900 --> 00:12:53,933
OH, PLEASE, NO.

335
00:12:53,967 --> 00:12:56,333
I DIDN'T MEAN THAT
IN A BAD WAY.

336
00:12:56,367 --> 00:12:57,833
I MEANT SIGHTLESS.

337
00:12:57,867 --> 00:12:59,067
I DIDN'T MEAN...

338
00:12:59,100 --> 00:13:01,067
I RESPECT THE BLIND
AS MUCH AS ANYBODY.

339
00:13:01,067 --> 00:13:02,767
IT'S NOT A PROBLEM,
BELIEVE ME.

340
00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:04,633
I DIDN'T MEAN THAT
IN A DEROGATORY SENSE

341
00:13:04,667 --> 00:13:06,067
I GOT
MY OWN PROBLEMS.

342
00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:07,333
AND I'M
A RECOVERING ALCOHOLIC.

343
00:13:07,367 --> 00:13:09,733
I HAVE INTIMACY PROBLEMS.

344
00:13:09,767 --> 00:13:12,600
POOR GUY, TERRIBLE
INTIMACY PROBLEMS.

345
00:13:12,633 --> 00:13:14,133
CAN'T GET CLOSE TO A WOMAN,
IT'S A TERRIBLE THING.

346
00:13:14,167 --> 00:13:15,967
IT HAPPENS TO BE TRUE.

347
00:13:16,067 --> 00:13:17,767
WE'RE ALL THE SAME,
WE'RE ALL THE SAME.

348
00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:20,567
HE CAN'T SEE AND YOU HAVE
INTIMACY PROBLEMS.

349
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,900
YOU GUYS HAVE
A LOT IN COMMON.

350
00:13:22,933 --> 00:13:26,200
YOUR PROBLEMS
ARE VERY SIMILAR.

351
00:13:26,233 --> 00:13:27,267
WE'LL HELP YOU MOVE.

352
00:13:27,300 --> 00:13:28,967
THANK YOU SO MUCH.

353
00:13:29,067 --> 00:13:31,833
YEAH, WE'RE RIGHT
BEHIND YOU, BRO.

354
00:13:31,867 --> 00:13:33,067
ARE YOU STILL THERE ?

355
00:13:33,067 --> 00:13:35,067
YEAH.

356
00:13:35,067 --> 00:13:36,767
MY NAME IS MICHAEL.

357
00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:37,767
HOW YOU DOING ?

358
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:38,867
HI.

359
00:13:43,700 --> 00:13:45,067
HERE IT IS.

360
00:13:45,067 --> 00:13:47,867
THANK YOU
SO VERY MUCH.

361
00:13:47,900 --> 00:13:50,533
THIS MEANS THE WORLD.

362
00:13:50,567 --> 00:13:51,533
THANK YOU.

363
00:13:51,567 --> 00:13:54,467
UM, OKAY.

364
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:58,233
WHAT I NEED
IS THE COMPUTER.

365
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,633
DO YOU SEE IT ?

366
00:14:03,667 --> 00:14:05,100
VERY LOVELY PLACE YOU GOT,
BY THE WAY ?

367
00:14:05,133 --> 00:14:06,300
REALLY ?

368
00:14:06,333 --> 00:14:08,133
THANKS, JUST PUT IT
ON THE TABLE.

369
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:12,233
UH, IN THE CORNER.

370
00:14:12,267 --> 00:14:14,167
TRY TO THINK ABOUT
MY FINGERS ONCE, WILL YA ?

371
00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:15,200
GREAT.

372
00:14:15,233 --> 00:14:18,367
JUST THROW A LITTLE CHAIR
AND I'M GOOD.

373
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:19,400
I CAN HANDLE THIS.

374
00:14:19,433 --> 00:14:21,833
YEAH, OOH,
THE ANCAPATHA, SORRY.

375
00:14:21,867 --> 00:14:24,267
THIS IS VERY HEAVY.

376
00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:25,633
MEMBER OF
THE LILY FAMILY.

377
00:14:25,667 --> 00:14:27,167
PUSH IT, PUSH IT !

378
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,067
I HAD A COLONOSCOPY
TWO WEEKS AGO.

379
00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:30,333
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

380
00:14:30,367 --> 00:14:31,333
IT'S OUR PLEASURE.

381
00:14:31,367 --> 00:14:32,333
THANKS.

382
00:14:32,367 --> 00:14:33,867
YOU HAVE NO STRENGTH.

383
00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:35,533
YOU'RE SO
FUCKING DAINTY.

384
00:14:37,700 --> 00:14:40,133
YOU KNOW WHAT ?
THE WINGBACK CHAIR
WOULD BE BETTER.

385
00:14:41,133 --> 00:14:42,567
THERE'S NOTHING ELSE,
IS THERE ?

386
00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:45,733
WHERE DO YOU THINK
I SHOULD PUT THE TV ?

387
00:14:45,767 --> 00:14:47,067
BACK UP, BACK UP !

388
00:14:47,067 --> 00:14:48,633
YOU'RE LIKE
A GODDAMN LION TAMER.

389
00:14:48,667 --> 00:14:52,633
UH, OKAY, WELL, HEY,
LISTEN, THANKS, IT'S MIKE.

390
00:14:52,667 --> 00:14:53,700
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

391
00:14:53,733 --> 00:14:55,933
THANK YOU SO
VERY MUCH.

392
00:14:55,967 --> 00:14:56,933
RICHARD.

393
00:14:56,967 --> 00:15:00,067
LARRY,
THANK YOU, LARRY.

394
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,633
THANKS, THANKS SO MUCH.

395
00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:04,133
YEAH, OKAY,
THANKS, ALRIGHT.

396
00:15:04,167 --> 00:15:05,267
BE WELL,
TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.

397
00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:07,367
OKAY, YEAH,
JUST THE MATTRESS.

398
00:15:09,267 --> 00:15:11,600
WHERE DO YOU WANT
THE MATTRESS ?

399
00:15:11,633 --> 00:15:13,467
IN THE BEDROOM.

400
00:15:24,700 --> 00:15:25,667
GOOD.

401
00:15:25,700 --> 00:15:29,533
THANK YOU SO
VERY MUCH.

402
00:15:29,567 --> 00:15:31,367
OKAY, YOU HAPPY ?

403
00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:32,467
YOU SURE ?

404
00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:34,067
AND IT LOOKS GREAT,
BY THE WAY.

405
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,667
THANK YOU VERY,
VERY MUCH.

406
00:15:36,700 --> 00:15:37,700
YOU SHOULD
BE VERY HAPPY.

407
00:15:37,733 --> 00:15:38,900
THE PLACE
LOOKS GREAT.

408
00:15:38,933 --> 00:15:40,533
THANK YOU, LARRY,
THANKS, THANKS, RICHARD.

409
00:15:40,567 --> 00:15:42,833
AND YOU RULE,
THANK YOU.

410
00:15:42,867 --> 00:15:44,533
THANK YOU SO
VERY MUCH.

411
00:15:44,567 --> 00:15:47,533
JUST BRING THE TV IN
AND STICK IT IN...

412
00:15:47,567 --> 00:15:49,933
THE FIREPLACE THERE...

413
00:15:49,967 --> 00:15:52,100
AND GO.

414
00:15:56,067 --> 00:15:57,467
GET THE TV
FROM THE BEDROOM ?

415
00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:59,833
UH-HUH.

416
00:15:59,867 --> 00:16:03,767
STICK IT IN THE RECESS
OF THE FIREPLACE.

417
00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:06,467
WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY DID
WE MOVE IT IN THE BEDROOM THEN ?

418
00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:07,600
WHY IS IT
IN THE BEDROOM ?

419
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,500
I DON'T KNOW WHY WE MOVED IT
IN THE BEDROOM, I--

420
00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:10,533
YOU TOLD US TO MOVE IT
IN THE BEDROOM.

421
00:16:10,567 --> 00:16:11,767
NO, I DID NOT !

422
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:13,400
RICHARD SAID
BRING IT IN THE BEDROOM.

423
00:16:13,433 --> 00:16:16,267
ANYWAY, YOU DON'T EVEN WANT IT,
WHY DO YOU WANT IT OVER HERE ?

424
00:16:16,300 --> 00:16:17,267
FOR MY GUESTS !

425
00:16:17,300 --> 00:16:18,267
IT DOESN'T WORK
OVER HERE.

426
00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:19,800
YOU COULD RUIN THE WHOLE
HEARTH AFFECT.

427
00:16:19,833 --> 00:16:21,067
I THINK YOU SAID
THE BEDROOM.

428
00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:22,167
WHAT IN
THE NAME OF GOD

429
00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:23,500
AM I GONNA DO
WITH A TV IN MY ROOM ?!

430
00:16:23,533 --> 00:16:25,067
I'M BLIND,
FOR CHRISSAKES.

431
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,067
BUT IT DOESN'T
WORK IN HERE !

432
00:16:26,067 --> 00:16:27,067
IT JUST DOESN'T,
DOESN'T FIT !

433
00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:28,633
THAT'S WHERE
IT BELONGS !

434
00:16:28,667 --> 00:16:32,133
ARE YOU QUESTIONING
MY SENSE OF SPACE, LARRY ?

435
00:16:32,167 --> 00:16:33,967
I'M NOT QUESTIONING
YOUR SENSE OF SPACE, BUT--

436
00:16:34,067 --> 00:16:37,267
THANK YOU, BRING IN THE GODDAMN
TV AND BE DONE WITH IT !

437
00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:39,133
HEY, THIS IS NOT A MARRIAGE,
CAN WE JUST DO THIS ?

438
00:16:39,167 --> 00:16:40,400
THANK YOU, RICHARD.

439
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:42,167
BECAUSE I HAVE A LOT OF THINGS
GOING ON IN MY LIFE, TOO,

440
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:45,500
JUST BRING IT IN !

441
00:16:45,533 --> 00:16:46,500
( Larry )
RICHARD !

442
00:16:46,533 --> 00:16:47,867
I'M SORRY.

443
00:16:52,433 --> 00:16:56,067
LOOK, WE DID A GOOD THING,
BUT I, WHO KNEW ?

444
00:16:56,067 --> 00:16:57,767
THE BLIND MAN
MISLED US THOUGH.

445
00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:58,967
IT'S TRUE, BUT--

446
00:16:59,067 --> 00:17:00,267
HE DID MISLEAD US.

447
00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:02,567
HE DIDN'T TELL US THE TRUTH
ABOUT WHAT WE HAD TO MOVE.

448
00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:04,400
HE WAS
A DECEPTIVE BLIND MAN.

449
00:17:04,433 --> 00:17:07,100
I THINK IF YOUR BLIND,
YOU HAVE SOME, UH...

450
00:17:07,133 --> 00:17:09,067
YOU GOT LICENSE,
YOU GOT BLIND LICENSE ?

451
00:17:09,067 --> 00:17:11,100
I CAN FINISH
MY OWN THOUGHT.

452
00:17:11,133 --> 00:17:12,600
YOU WEREN'T DOING
A VERY GOOD JOB OF IT.

453
00:17:12,633 --> 00:17:13,833
I'M EXHAUSTED.

454
00:17:18,067 --> 00:17:19,533
( laughing )

455
00:17:22,933 --> 00:17:23,900
YOU LIKE THAT ?

456
00:17:23,933 --> 00:17:24,900
SHIT HAPPENS.

457
00:17:24,933 --> 00:17:26,567
OH, SHIT HAPPENS.

458
00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:28,067
THAT'S GREAT.

459
00:17:28,100 --> 00:17:29,367
LET ME SEE THIS THING

460
00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:32,367
THAT WE WASTED OUR WHOLE
LIFETIME TRYING TO GET.

461
00:17:34,067 --> 00:17:35,400
SEE IN THE FRONT,
IN THE CENTER.

462
00:17:35,433 --> 00:17:36,767
ON THAT LITTLE
RAMP THING ?

463
00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:37,933
YEAH, YEAH.

464
00:17:37,967 --> 00:17:38,933
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

465
00:17:38,967 --> 00:17:41,067
I KNOW, IT'S NICE.

466
00:17:41,067 --> 00:17:43,433
WAVE GOODBYE.

467
00:17:43,467 --> 00:17:44,667
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.

468
00:17:44,700 --> 00:17:46,067
YEAH.

469
00:17:46,067 --> 00:17:47,100
YOU KNOW, I GOTTA
TELL YOU THIS.

470
00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:48,433
YOU HELPED
A BLIND MAN.

471
00:17:48,467 --> 00:17:51,433
AND, YOU KNOW, TO ME,
THIS WAS A GREAT DAY.

472
00:17:51,467 --> 00:17:52,500
IT WAS ?

473
00:17:52,533 --> 00:17:53,833
YEAH.

474
00:17:53,867 --> 00:17:56,067
EVERYDAY'S
A GREAT DAY FOR ME.

475
00:17:56,067 --> 00:17:59,567
LOOK AT YOU, NORMAN VINCENT,
NORMAN VINCENT LEWIS.

476
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,100
NO, I'M NOT
NORMAN VINCENT LEWIS.

477
00:18:01,133 --> 00:18:02,400
ARE YOU
NORMAN VINCENT LEWIS ?

478
00:18:02,433 --> 00:18:05,733
IS IT TRUE OR NOT THAT
I HAVE MORE, I DON'T KNOW,

479
00:18:05,767 --> 00:18:07,067
SERENITY THAN YOU ?

480
00:18:07,100 --> 00:18:09,900
YOU SEEM NEVER,
YOU HAVE NO GRATITUDE.

481
00:18:09,933 --> 00:18:11,533
YOU HAVE MORE SERENITY ?

482
00:18:11,567 --> 00:18:13,967
IN MY OWN WAY I DO.

483
00:18:14,067 --> 00:18:16,067
I AM IN PRETTY BAD SHAPE
IF THAT'S THE CASE.

484
00:18:16,100 --> 00:18:17,267
I MEAN,
I LOVE YOU.

485
00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:20,233
YOU ARE JUST A BABBLING
BROOK OF BULLSHIT.

486
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:23,433
I'LL SEE YOU.

487
00:18:23,467 --> 00:18:24,433
THANKS FOR YOUR HELP.

488
00:18:24,467 --> 00:18:25,533
YEAH.

489
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:31,900
YEAH, YEAH,
I HEAR WHAT YOU'RE SAYING,

490
00:18:31,933 --> 00:18:33,400
BUT I GOTTA
TELL YOU SOMETHING, RICHIE BOY,

491
00:18:33,433 --> 00:18:35,133
I DON'T THINK YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

492
00:18:35,167 --> 00:18:37,367
IF THEY PUNT, THE WAY
THE GIANTS DEFENSE IS PLAYING,

493
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:40,567
THEY WON'T GET
THE BALL BACK.

494
00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:42,167
HEY, LET ME ASK
YOU SOMETHING.

495
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:43,500
YOU DIDN'T HAPPEN TO
PICK UP MY CREDIT CARD

496
00:18:43,533 --> 00:18:45,467
AT LUNCH TODAY,
DID YOU ?

497
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:48,333
I DON'T KNOW, I MUST HAVE LEFT
IT ON THE TABLE OR SOMETHING.

498
00:18:51,433 --> 00:18:53,067
GREAT, WE'RE ALL MADE UP.

499
00:18:53,067 --> 00:18:54,067
EVERYTHING'S GREAT.

500
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:55,567
GOT HER SOME ROSES.

501
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:58,633
BOY, IT'S AMAZING
HOW THESE ROSES WORK.

502
00:18:58,667 --> 00:18:59,867
YEAH.

503
00:19:03,067 --> 00:19:04,967
YOU WANT TO
BUY THE BRACELET ?

504
00:19:07,267 --> 00:19:09,300
IS IT HER BIRTHDAY ?

505
00:19:13,900 --> 00:19:17,800
WELL, YEAH,
OKAY, GO AHEAD.

506
00:19:20,667 --> 00:19:23,067
THEY'RE RUNNING,
OH, WHAT IDIOTS !

507
00:19:23,067 --> 00:19:24,633
DO YOU BELIEVE
THIS TEAM ?

508
00:19:26,067 --> 00:19:30,233
OH, I GOTTA GO,
CHERYL'S HOME.

509
00:19:30,267 --> 00:19:31,867
HI !

510
00:19:31,900 --> 00:19:32,867
HEY !

511
00:19:32,900 --> 00:19:33,867
HOW ARE YA,
HONEY ?

512
00:19:33,900 --> 00:19:34,867
HI.

513
00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:36,367
OH, OH...

514
00:19:39,567 --> 00:19:40,533
OKAY.

515
00:19:40,567 --> 00:19:43,167
HOW'S IT GOING ?

516
00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:45,467
OH, IT'S FOOTBALL AGAIN.

517
00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:46,900
IS THERE A GAME ON ?

518
00:19:46,933 --> 00:19:47,900
YOU DIDN'T
KNOW THAT ?

519
00:19:47,933 --> 00:19:49,300
RIGHT NOW,
ON THE TV ?

520
00:19:49,333 --> 00:19:50,500
YOU'RE KIDDING ?

521
00:19:50,533 --> 00:19:52,067
WOW.

522
00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:53,800
HOW WAS
YOUR NRDC MEETING ?

523
00:19:53,833 --> 00:19:54,967
OH, IT WAS GREAT.

524
00:19:55,067 --> 00:19:57,200
WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BIG
BEACH CLEANING DAY.

525
00:19:57,233 --> 00:19:58,200
BEACH CLEANING DAY ?

526
00:19:58,233 --> 00:20:00,833
YEAH, LIKE THOUSANDS
OF VOLUNTEERS.

527
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:03,067
AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE BOOTHS
ALL UP AND DOWN THE BEACH,

528
00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:04,867
AND HOPEFULLY IT'LL GET
MORE PEOPLE INVOLVED.

529
00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:07,000
HOPEFULLY, BUT, YOU KNOW,
NOT ME, OF COURSE,

530
00:20:07,033 --> 00:20:08,533
BUT I WISH
EVERYBODY GOOD LUCK.

531
00:20:08,567 --> 00:20:10,833
THANK YOU, I WOULD NOT
EXPECT YOU TO GET INVOLVED.

532
00:20:10,867 --> 00:20:12,533
WELL, IT'S A LOT
OF WORK.

533
00:20:12,567 --> 00:20:13,900
VOLUNTEERING.

534
00:20:13,933 --> 00:20:15,000
OH, AND
YOU KNOW WHAT ?

535
00:20:15,033 --> 00:20:18,733
I PASSED BY THAT
JEWELRY STORE ON 23rd

536
00:20:18,767 --> 00:20:20,833
AND I THINK I REALLY
DO WANT THAT BRACELET.

537
00:20:23,267 --> 00:20:26,433
YOU KNOW WHAT ?

538
00:20:26,467 --> 00:20:31,700
I WAS GONNA BUY YOU
THAT BRACELET TODAY.

539
00:20:31,733 --> 00:20:33,800
REALLY ?
I ALMOST BOUGHT IT.

540
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:34,967
YOU DID ?

541
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,600
YEAH, UNFORTUNATELY,
THE STORE WAS CLOSED.

542
00:20:37,633 --> 00:20:39,833
OH, WELL, YOU CAN
GET IT TOMORROW.

543
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:45,233
WELL, YOU KNOW, I WAS...

544
00:20:45,267 --> 00:20:47,833
I WAS TALKING TO RICHARD LEWIS
ON THE PHONE EARLIER

545
00:20:47,867 --> 00:20:49,933
AND HE WAS
WITH ME TODAY, AND...

546
00:20:52,067 --> 00:20:54,800
HE JUST ASKED ME IF HE COULD
BUY IT FOR HIS GIRLFRIEND

547
00:20:54,833 --> 00:20:57,967
AND I GUESS I KINDA
TOLD HIM, "OKAY."

548
00:21:00,433 --> 00:21:03,267
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT ?

549
00:21:03,300 --> 00:21:05,533
WELL, WE'D ALREADY
MADE UP.

550
00:21:05,567 --> 00:21:08,533
SO, I DON'T WANT THE BRACELET
BECAUSE WE MADE UP ?

551
00:21:08,567 --> 00:21:09,533
THAT DOESN'T
MAKE SENSE.

552
00:21:09,567 --> 00:21:11,933
I KNOW IT DOESN'T,
IT WAS STUPID.

553
00:21:11,967 --> 00:21:13,633
LET'S JUST CALL HIM
AND TELL HIM

554
00:21:13,667 --> 00:21:16,400
THAT IT WAS A MIX-UP AND NOT
TO GET IT FOR HIS GIRLFRIEND.

555
00:21:16,433 --> 00:21:17,533
I'LL GET IT
FOR YOU TOMORROW, OKAY ?

556
00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:18,533
FIRST THING
TOMORROW MORNING.

557
00:21:18,567 --> 00:21:19,800
BUT I DON'T WANT
TO CALL HIM

558
00:21:19,833 --> 00:21:21,600
BECAUSE HIS GIRLFRIEND'S
GONNA PICK UP THE PHONE

559
00:21:21,633 --> 00:21:23,133
AND I DON'T WANT
TO TALK TO HER.

560
00:21:23,167 --> 00:21:24,133
I'LL CALL, I'LL CALL.

561
00:21:24,167 --> 00:21:25,867
NO, NO, BECAUSE
HE'S GOT CALLER ID

562
00:21:25,900 --> 00:21:27,067
AND THEN I'M GONNA
BE ON THE PHONE WITH HIM

563
00:21:27,067 --> 00:21:30,067
FOR FIVE HOURS EXPLAINING
TO HIM WHY I HUNG UP.

564
00:21:30,067 --> 00:21:31,533
AND I DON'T WANT THAT.

565
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:35,067
I'LL GET UP
AND GO DOWN THERE.

566
00:21:35,067 --> 00:21:36,700
I WILL BE THERE WHEN
THEY OPEN THE STORE.

567
00:21:36,733 --> 00:21:38,533
I WILL TURN THE KEY.

568
00:21:38,567 --> 00:21:41,433
I'LL GREET THEM
IN THE MORNING.

569
00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:42,500
IT'S ALL DONE.

570
00:21:42,533 --> 00:21:45,767
UNCLE LARRY
IS HERE, YEAH.

571
00:22:07,067 --> 00:22:10,533
LARRY ?
OH, OH.

572
00:22:10,567 --> 00:22:11,633
WHOA.

573
00:22:13,233 --> 00:22:14,500
WHAT'S THIS
ALL ABOUT ?

574
00:22:14,533 --> 00:22:18,133
WELL, I HAVE TO GET DRESSED UP
TO GO TO THIS JEWELRY STORE.

575
00:22:18,167 --> 00:22:20,100
OH, MY GOD,
YOU LOOK GREAT.

576
00:22:20,133 --> 00:22:21,100
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

577
00:22:21,133 --> 00:22:22,500
WOW.

578
00:22:22,533 --> 00:22:24,567
WOULD YOU MIND HANDING ME
THAT SPORT JACKET
THERE, PLEASE ?

579
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:27,333
I CAN BARELY MOVE,
I'M JUST SHOCKED.

580
00:22:27,367 --> 00:22:29,300
OH, THE RESTAURANT CALLED
WHILE YOU WERE IN THE SHOWER.

581
00:22:29,333 --> 00:22:30,300
THEY HAVE
THE CREDIT CARD ?

582
00:22:30,333 --> 00:22:31,367
YEAH.
OKAY, GREAT.

583
00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:32,367
SO, YOU DON'T
NEED MINE ?

584
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:33,533
NO, I'M GONNA
GO PICK IT UP

585
00:22:33,567 --> 00:22:34,800
BEFORE I GO TO
THE JEWELRY STORE.

586
00:22:34,833 --> 00:22:35,767
OKAY.

587
00:22:46,833 --> 00:22:47,800
EXCUSE ME.

588
00:22:47,833 --> 00:22:48,967
OH, HI.

589
00:22:49,067 --> 00:22:50,367
HI, I CALLED EARLIER
ABOUT THE CREDIT CARD.

590
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:52,233
OH, YEAH, OKAY,
LET'S SEE.

591
00:22:57,467 --> 00:22:58,667
UM, WHAT'S YOUR NAME ?

592
00:22:58,700 --> 00:22:59,833
LARRY DAVID.

593
00:22:59,867 --> 00:23:01,333
ALRIGHT,
IT'S YOURS.

594
00:23:01,367 --> 00:23:02,333
THANK YOU SO MUCH.

595
00:23:02,367 --> 00:23:03,400
OKAY.

596
00:23:03,433 --> 00:23:05,367
HI, MORNING.

597
00:23:12,767 --> 00:23:13,800
FUCK !

598
00:23:16,733 --> 00:23:19,233
THE ONLY TABLE I HAVE
THAT NIGHT IS, UH...

599
00:23:19,267 --> 00:23:23,067
EXCUSE ME,
I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT.

600
00:23:23,067 --> 00:23:24,567
MY CAR'S BLOCKED IN.

601
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:26,800
I DON'T KNOW IF
IT'S FROM THIS RESTAURANT.

602
00:23:26,833 --> 00:23:28,600
IT'S A BLACK BMW,
IT'S A CONVERTIBLE.

603
00:23:28,633 --> 00:23:30,167
IT'S PROBABLY
PERRY'S CAR.

604
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:31,167
WHO'S PERRY ?

605
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:33,433
THE CAPTAIN.

606
00:23:33,467 --> 00:23:35,300
HE'S RIGHT OVER THERE.

607
00:23:35,333 --> 00:23:36,400
PERRY ?

608
00:23:41,633 --> 00:23:42,933
UM...

609
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:45,433
COULD YOU PLEASE
DO ME A FAVOR ?

610
00:23:45,467 --> 00:23:47,600
I THINK YOU'RE
BLOCKING MY CAR.

611
00:23:47,633 --> 00:23:50,500
OH, DID YOU PARK IN
AN EMPLOYEE RESERVED SPACE ?

612
00:23:50,533 --> 00:23:51,833
I DID, I LEFT
MY CREDIT CARD HERE.

613
00:23:51,867 --> 00:23:53,567
I JUST HAD TO RUN
IN FOR 30 SECONDS.

614
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,100
THAT'S ALL.

615
00:23:55,133 --> 00:23:56,167
OH, YOU'RE THE GUY
FROM YESTERDAY.

616
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:57,167
SO, YOU GOT YOUR CARD ?

617
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:58,167
YES, I DID.

618
00:23:58,200 --> 00:23:59,167
OH, GOOD.

619
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:00,233
AND YOU HAD
THIS TABLE, TOO, RIGHT ?

620
00:24:00,267 --> 00:24:01,233
YES.

621
00:24:01,267 --> 00:24:02,467
AND THE TABLE WAS GOOD ?

622
00:24:02,500 --> 00:24:04,667
IT WAS GREAT,
WASN'T IT ?

623
00:24:04,700 --> 00:24:05,867
IT WAS OKAY.

624
00:24:05,900 --> 00:24:07,800
THE SERVICE WAS GOOD ?

625
00:24:07,833 --> 00:24:09,167
IT WAS FINE, YEAH.

626
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:10,833
WE DID EVERYTHING,
I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE.

627
00:24:10,867 --> 00:24:14,267
YOU KNOW, NORMALLY
WHEN WE HAVE GOOD SERVICE,

628
00:24:14,300 --> 00:24:15,933
WE GET TIPS.

629
00:24:15,967 --> 00:24:20,300
I THINK YOU LEFT SOMETHING
LIKE 30 PERCENT FOR THE WAITER

630
00:24:20,333 --> 00:24:22,933
AND YOU JUST DREW A LINE THROUGH
MY WAITER CAPTAIN TIP.

631
00:24:22,967 --> 00:24:25,100
I THOUGHT MAYBE IT
WAS SOMETHING.

632
00:24:25,133 --> 00:24:27,900
HOLD ON A SECOND.

633
00:24:27,933 --> 00:24:29,900
THE WAITER DIDN'T
GIVE YOU ANY MONEY ?

634
00:24:29,933 --> 00:24:32,400
NO, WAITERS DON'T TIP OUT
TO WAITER CAPTAINS.

635
00:24:32,433 --> 00:24:35,267
AND I MAKE A LIVING
OFF MY TIPS.

636
00:24:35,300 --> 00:24:36,967
THAT WAITER DIDN'T SHARE
THAT TIP WITH YOU ?

637
00:24:37,067 --> 00:24:38,600
NO, HE DIDN'T.

638
00:24:38,633 --> 00:24:41,367
THAT IS SO UNFAIR,
THAT'S TERRIBLE.

639
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:42,567
REALLY TERRIBLE.

640
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:43,733
YEAH.

641
00:24:43,767 --> 00:24:46,067
YOU KNOW, I MEAN YOU MAKE
A LIVING OFF YOUR TIPS.

642
00:24:46,100 --> 00:24:48,900
AND HERE IS A 30 PERCENT TIP
AND HE GETS THE WHOLE THING.

643
00:24:48,933 --> 00:24:51,600
YEAH, AND A LINE RIGHT
THROUGH THE WAITER CAPTAIN.

644
00:24:53,067 --> 00:24:56,633
WELL, I WAS EMPHASIZING
WHAT AN EXTRAVAGANT TIP IT WAS

645
00:24:56,667 --> 00:24:57,633
IN SOME WAYS, I GUESS.

646
00:24:57,667 --> 00:24:58,900
NO, WELL,
THE WAITER'S--

647
00:24:58,933 --> 00:25:01,933
I WAS CALLING ATTENTION TO IT,
YOU KNOW, HERE...

648
00:25:01,967 --> 00:25:04,200
SHARE THIS.

649
00:25:04,233 --> 00:25:06,733
ACTUALLY, I'M IN THE MIDDLE
OF SOMETHING RIGHT NOW, SO--

650
00:25:06,767 --> 00:25:08,067
LISTEN, I'LL MOVE
THE CAR FOR YOU.

651
00:25:08,100 --> 00:25:09,867
JUST GIVE ME
THE KEYS AND I'LL...

652
00:25:09,900 --> 00:25:11,433
I'LL MOVE YOUR CAR
AND I'LL PUT IT IN THE SPACE--

653
00:25:11,467 --> 00:25:13,167
IT'S GOT A SPECIAL CODE.

654
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:14,533
IT'LL TAKE TWO SECONDS.

655
00:25:14,567 --> 00:25:18,467
STAY HERE, DO YOUR WORK
AND I'LL JUST GO MOVE THE CAR.

656
00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:20,900
YOU BETTER FIND YOURSELF
ANOTHER MODE OF TRANSPORTATION.

657
00:25:54,900 --> 00:25:56,467
RICHARD !

658
00:25:56,500 --> 00:25:57,433
WAIT !

659
00:25:59,300 --> 00:26:00,300
WAIT !

660
00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:08,367
ANNA ?

661
00:26:12,667 --> 00:26:14,300
JEEZ.

662
00:26:26,700 --> 00:26:30,933
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663
00:26:30,967 --> 00:26:35,967
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664
00:26:36,067 --> 00:26:46,067
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665
00:26:46,067 --> 00:26:56,067
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