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A Division of TIME WARNER
ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P.

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WAS IT BURNED
TO THE GROUND ?

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ARE YOU SURE
IT'S HIM ?

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YOU'RE POSITIVE.

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HAS HE ADMITTED
TO IT ?

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IT CAN'T BE
THAT BAD.

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LOOK, NO ONE WAS KILLED,
NO ONE WAS HURT.

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NO !

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I GOTTA CALL YOU BACK
IN A FEW MINUTES, OKAY ?

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I CAN'T BELIEVE
HE DID THIS.

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I'M VERY SORRY,
THAT'S ALL I CAN TELL YOU.

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BYE.

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WHAT'S GOING ON ?

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YOU KNOW, I...

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YOU GOT A TISSUE OR
SOMETHING AROUND HERE ?

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NO.

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OH.

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WHAT'S ALL
THAT ABOUT ?

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YOU OKAY ?

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YEAH, WHAT'S
GOING ON ?

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I SPONSORED A KID
FROM THE INNER CITY

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TO GO TO SUMMER CAMP.

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YOU SPONSORED
AN INNER CITY KID ?

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YEAH.

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YOU'RE KIDDING.

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NO !

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I'M COMPLETELY
NONPLUSSED.

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IS THAT
THE RIGHT WORD ?

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT
THE RIGHT WORD IS.

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I'M FLABBERGASTED,
I'LL TELL YOU WHY.

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HE SET FIRE,

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TO THE CANTEEN
AND HIS CABIN.

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WHO DOES THAT ?!

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OH, MY GOD !

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THAT'S INSANE.

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HOLY COW !

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WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD.

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YOU TRY TO DO
SOMETHING NICE,
SEE WHAT HAPPENS ?

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YOU GET SCREWED.

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YOU DO ONE NICE
THING IN YOUR LIFE.

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I ASSUME IT'S
THE FIRST NICE THING

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YOU'VE EVER DONE
IN YOUR LIFE.

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YOU'RE SO
COMPLIMENTARY.

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THAT WAS
VERY NICE OF YOU.

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IT WOULD PUT YOU
ONE UP ON ME, IF
THAT'S THE CASE.

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ALTHOUGH I DID ONCE
TRY TO STOP A WOMAN

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WHO WAS ABOUT TO
GET HIT BY A CAR,

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I SCREAMED OUT,
"WATCH OUT !",

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AND SHE SAID, "DON'T YOU
TELL ME WHAT TO DO !"

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I TRIED TO SAVE HER LIFE
AND SHE SCREAMED AT ME.

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AND THAT'S ALL IT TOOK
FOR YOU TO STOP HELPING PEOPLE.

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I GOT OUT OF THE NICE
BUSINESS AT THAT POINT.

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WELL, I'M OUT OF
THE NICE NOW AFTER A FIRE.

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MAYBE YOU DON'T
HAVE ALL THE FACTS
AND ALL THE DETAILS.

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I'VE GOTTA
TALK TO THE KID.

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YOU'LL TALK TO THE KID,
SEE WHAT THE KID HAS TO SAY.

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I'VE GOT TO FIND OUT.

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IN RETROSPECT, IT WOULD
HAVE BEEN A LOT BETTER,

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HAD HE BEEN A KLEPTOMANIAC
OR ANOTHER KIND OF MANIAC,

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RATHER THAN PYRO,
BECAUSE THAT'S...

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PYRO'S A BAD MANIAC.

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IF YOU'RE
GONNA BE A MANIAC,
PYRO IS A BAD MANIAC.

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NOT A GOOD MANIAC.

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YEAH, IT'S NOT
A GOOD MANIAC.

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( knocking )
LARRY, CHERYL JUST CALLED.

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SHE JUST WANTED ME
TO REMIND YOU

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TO COME HOME
EARLY TONIGHT, OKAY ?

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OKAY, THANK YOU.

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WHY YOU GOT TO
BE HOME EARLY ?

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WE'VE GOT THIS WIRE
IN OUR BACKYARD.

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AND MY WIFE IS COMPLETELY
OBSESSED WITH TAKING IT DOWN

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BECAUSE IT'S
RUINING THE VIEW.

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SO, SHE WANTS TO
BURY IT UNDERGROUND.

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IN ORDER TO DO THAT,

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WE HAVE TO GET SIGNATURES
FROM ADJACENT NEIGHBORS.

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FIVE HAVE SIGNED ON.

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ONE COUPLE WON'T SIGN IT,
THEY WANNA MEET US FIRST.

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HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF
ANYTHING SO NUTTY ?

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NEVER.

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WHY ARE
THEY DOING THAT ?

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IT'S REALLY WRONG.

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IT'S VERY WRONG.

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IT'S SO, SO WRONG.

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HOW'S THIS ?

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OH, THAT'S BETTER.

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THAT'S MUCH BETTER.

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IT DOESN'T
LOOK BETTER.

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YES, YOU THINK
THEY'LL LIKE ME NOW

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IN THIS SHIRT BETTER
THAN THE OTHER SHIRT ?

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THEY WILL, PLEASE.

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PLEASE, JUST DO
THIS FOR ME, LARRY.

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I'M DOING IT.

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I'VE GOT TO
RID OF THAT WIRE.

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IT'S MAKING ME CRAZY.

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YEAH, WELL...

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OKAY, AND WHAT
DO YOU THINK ?

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DOES EVERYTHING
LOOK ALRIGHT ?

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YES, IT LOOKS FINE,
THE HOUSE LOOKS GREAT.

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THE PILLOWS
AND THE...

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WHO GIVES A SHIT ?

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LOOKS OKAY,
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE ?

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[ doorbell ]

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OKAY, HERE WE GO.

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OKAY, LET'S GET
THIS OVER WITH.

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ALRIGHT,
BEST BEHAVIOR, PLEASE.

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HI.

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HI.

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PLEASE COME IN.

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DEAN.

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HI, DEAN, I'M LARRY.

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HI, PHYLLIS.

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I'M FINALLY IN THE HOUSE
THAT JERRY SEINFELD BUILT.

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WITH HIS OWN HANDS.

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AND SOME HAMMERS.

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HE ACTUALLY WORKED ON IT
LIKE JIMMY CARTER.

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HE CAN DO THAT
KIND OF THING.

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OKAY, THIS IS
THE LIVING ROOM.

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IS THAT SWISS COFFEE
OR VANILLA BEAN ?

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I THINK IT'S
CHOCOLATE CHO CHO.

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HE'S TEASING, YOU KNOW,
LET'S HEAD OUTSIDE.

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LET ME SHOW YOU
THE PROBLEM.

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THERE IT IS.

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THAT'S WHAT WE'VE BEEN
LOOKING AT DAY AND NIGHT.

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CAN YOU BELIEVE IT ?

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JESUS CHRIST.

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IT WAS LIKE THAT
WHEN WE MOVED IN,

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AND IT HAS BEEN
BUGGING ME SO MUCH,

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I CAN'T EVEN
TELL YOU.

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I'M GONNA GET A DIVORCE,
I'M TELLING YOU.

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I CAN'T TAKE
HER ANYMORE !

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THAT'S HORRIBLE.

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TELL ME EXACTLY WHAT HAS
TO BE DONE WITH THAT.

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BECAUSE THAT HAS
GOT TO BE FIXED.

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THAT'S HORRIBLE.

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ALL YOU GUYS HAVE TO DO
IS SIGN SOME PAPERS.

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RIGHT.

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WE'VE TAKEN CARE
OF EVERYTHING ELSE.

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YEAH, THEY PUT
IT UNDERGROUND.

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IT'S ALL
ENVIRONMENTALLY SAFE.

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THIS HAS TO BE BURIED.

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THANK YOU.

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[ phone ]

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LET THE MACHINE GET IT,
IT'S OKAY.

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( female )
Hi, we're not in right now,
so, just leave a message.

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( male )
Larry, it's Jeff.

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That kid that I sponsored,
the one who set that fire,

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the camp called.

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They want me to pay
$17,000 in damages.

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Me ?!

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If you know any lawyer that
handles this sort of thing,

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call me.

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Call me anyhow.

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I'm nuts, bye.

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OKAY, I DIDN'T KNOW
WHO THAT WAS...

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THAT'S MY MANAGER.

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I'M A LAWYER.

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YOU ARE ?

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YEAH.

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REALLY ?

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DID JEFF SAY
HE NEEDED A LAWYER ?

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I OVERHEARD THAT,
THAT YOU WERE LOOKING...

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OH, MY GOD.

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RUTGERS AND UNIVERSITY
OF VERMONT, TOO.

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HOLY !

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LOOK AT THIS.

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KISMET.

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ISN'T THAT WHAT
IT'S CALLED ?

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I'LL BE HAPPY TO
GIVE HIM YOUR NUMBER.

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I'M HAPPY
TO HELP OUT.

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LOOK AT THIS,
YOU GOT A NEW CLIENT.

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DID YOU THINK YOU'D COME
AND GET A NEW CLIENT ?

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AND WHO KNOWS,
YOU KNOW WHAT ?

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MAYBE I'LL BE ABLE TO
NEED A LAWYER SOMEDAY.

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ANYTHING
COULD HAPPEN.

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BECAUSE A LOT
OF PEOPLE SUE ME.

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I'M VERY VULGAR AND YOU
MIGHT WIND UP SUING ME.

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I WOULD
NEVER SUE YOU,
NO, NO.

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CAN I ASK YOU
A QUESTION ?

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DO THE CAST MEMBERS EVER
COME OVER TO THE HOUSE ?

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JUST HANG OUT WITH YOU
BY THE POOL AND...

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WELL, NOT BY THE POOL,
BUT THEY HAVE COME OVER, YES.

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THEY'RE FRIENDS.

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DEAN, WHY DON'T YOU
JUST TELL THE TRUTH

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AND TELL THEM WHO
YOUR BIGGEST...

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I'LL JUST SAY IT, SHE PLAYED
ELAINE ON THE SHOW.

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JULIA.

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HE'S OBSESSED
WITH HER.

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HE THINKS SHE'S
THE MOST TALENTED ACTRESS.

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YEAH, SHE'S GREAT.

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OKAY, SHE'S NOT
JUST BEAUTIFUL.

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AND SHE'S NOT
JUST TALENTED.

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SHE'S SUBLIME.

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TELL ME IF I'M GOING
OVER THE LINE HERE,

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BUT, IT'S ALWAYS BEEN
A DREAM OF MINE

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TO MEET
JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS,

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JUST MEET HER
IN PERSON.

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AND IF YOU COULD JUST
MAKE A PHONE CALL,

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MAKE THAT HAPPEN,
THAT WOULD BE SO GREAT.

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I'M MORE THAN
HAPPY TO CALL HER UP.

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I CAN'T GUARANTEE.

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IT'S SO HARD TO GET ANYTHING
ABSOLUTELY GUARANTEED.

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IT'S JUST LIKE YOU WANT
TO GET SOMETHING BURIED,

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YOU DON'T KNOW IF
IT'S GUARANTEED,

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YOU DON'T EVEN
KNOW IF THAT...

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BECAUSE THERE'S A LOT
OF PAPERS TO BE SIGNED.

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I AGREE WITH YOU THERE.

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I KNOW I CAN
MAKE SOMETHING HAPPEN.

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I DON'T SAY I THINK I CAN
MAKE SOMETHING HAPPEN.

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I CAN MAKE
SOMETHING HAPPEN.

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I JUST WANTED
TO BE CLEAR...

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I THINK YOU'RE
PRETTY CLEAR.

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WE HAVE AN
UNDERSTANDING,

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THIS HAS TO BE BURIED.

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YEAH, YEAH.

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I'M GOING TO
GIVE YOU MY NUMBER.

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GREAT, GREAT.

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YEAH, WE'LL DO THAT
ON THE WAY OUT.

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YEAH.

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OH, IT'S SO NICE
TO MEET YOU GUYS.

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WOULD YOU LIKE TO
HAVE DINNER, TOO ?

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I'VE GOT A NICE CASSEROLE
IN THE OVEN RIGHT NOW.

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I WOULD KILL TO HAVE
YOUR CASSEROLE...

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LISTEN, I CAN
WRAP IT UP...

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I CAN'T DO IT BECAUSE
THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG

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WITH MY STOMACH.

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OKAY ?

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THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR COMING OVER.

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LET ME JUST
SHOW YOU OUT.

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FUCK HIM !

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FUCK HIM !

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JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS IS
NOT SHOWING UP AT HIS HOUSE,

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AND YOU'LL HAVE
TO KILL ME

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BEFORE I CALL HER
TO DO THAT.

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AND I WILL MOVE,
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME ?

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I WILL MOVE BEFORE
I MAKE THAT PHONE CALL.

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MOVE !

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IF YOU WANNA GET
THAT WIRE DOWN,

239
00:07:19,500 --> 00:07:20,467
START LOOKING
FOR A HOUSE.

240
00:07:20,500 --> 00:07:23,233
LET'S RELAX
FOR A MOMENT, OKAY.

241
00:07:23,267 --> 00:07:25,067
TAKE A DEEP BREATH.

242
00:07:25,067 --> 00:07:26,933
WHAT, THE GUY'S
40-YEARS-OLD ?

243
00:07:26,967 --> 00:07:28,767
HE'S GOTTA MEET
JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS ?!

244
00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:31,067
WHAT KIND OF PERSON
IS THAT ?!

245
00:07:31,100 --> 00:07:32,433
HE'S A FAN.

246
00:07:32,467 --> 00:07:34,767
WHAT DOES HE EXPECT
TO GAIN FROM SUCH A MEETING ?

247
00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:36,800
WHAT DOES HE THINK,
HE'S GONNA GO OVER THERE,

248
00:07:36,833 --> 00:07:38,167
SHE'S GONNA BE
SO CHARMED BY HIM,

249
00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:40,067
THAT ALL OF A SUDDEN
THEY'RE GONNA START
BECOMING FRIENDS ?

250
00:07:40,100 --> 00:07:42,467
THEY'LL TALK ON THE PHONE
AND GO OUT TO DINNER TOGETHER,

251
00:07:42,500 --> 00:07:43,500
GO TO THE MOVIES ?

252
00:07:43,533 --> 00:07:45,167
WHAT, START E-MAILING
EACH OTHER ?

253
00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:46,433
SUMMER VACATIONS ?!

254
00:07:46,467 --> 00:07:48,233
IS HE OUT OF
HIS FUCKING MIND ?!

255
00:07:48,267 --> 00:07:52,933
LARRY, ONE PHONE CALL,
ONE SMALL FAVOR,

256
00:07:52,967 --> 00:07:55,133
TO MAKE THIS HOUSE
COMPLETELY PERFECT.

257
00:07:55,167 --> 00:07:58,067
I CAN'T LIVE WITH
THAT WIRE ANY LONGER.

258
00:07:58,067 --> 00:07:59,200
I'VE DONE
SO MUCH WORK

259
00:07:59,233 --> 00:08:01,667
TRYING TO GET
THIS REMOVED...

260
00:08:01,700 --> 00:08:04,167
WHY DOES THERE HAVE TO BE
300 PILLOWS ON THE BED ?

261
00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:07,467
LISTEN, PLEASE,
I'M ASKING YOU.

262
00:08:09,933 --> 00:08:12,067
I DON'T THINK
SHE'LL MIND.

263
00:08:12,067 --> 00:08:13,900
AND, SHE'LL PROBABLY
THINK IT'S FUNNY.

264
00:08:13,933 --> 00:08:17,333
YEAH, SHE'S GONNA THINK
IT'S REALLY FUNNY.

265
00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:22,733
I REALLY THOUGHT WE HAD THE DEAL
CINCHED WITH THE LAWYER,

266
00:08:22,767 --> 00:08:23,967
WITH JEFF.

267
00:08:24,067 --> 00:08:25,067
I KNOW.

268
00:08:25,100 --> 00:08:26,933
I SHOULD CALL JEFF
AND TELL HIM ABOUT THIS.

269
00:08:26,967 --> 00:08:29,100
WAIT, WAIT,
WHAT TIME IS IT ?

270
00:08:29,133 --> 00:08:31,067
IT'S 10:20.

271
00:08:31,067 --> 00:08:32,500
10 O'CLOCK IS
THE CUT OFF TIME.

272
00:08:32,533 --> 00:08:33,767
YOU DON'T CALL
PEOPLE AFTER 10.

273
00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:35,800
NO, NO, NO,
THE CUT OFF TIME IS 10:30.

274
00:08:35,833 --> 00:08:37,367
LARRY, THEY HAVE KIDS.

275
00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:40,333
10 O'CLOCK, YOU DON'T
CALL AFTER 10 O'CLOCK.

276
00:08:40,367 --> 00:08:41,733
NO, NO, 10:30.

277
00:08:41,767 --> 00:08:42,733
THE CUT OFF TIME--

278
00:08:42,767 --> 00:08:43,933
IS THAT RIGHT ?

279
00:08:43,967 --> 00:08:46,267
YEAH, CUT OFF TIME'S 10:30,
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT.

280
00:08:46,300 --> 00:08:47,633
IT'S A 10:30 CUT OFF.

281
00:08:47,667 --> 00:08:48,767
OKAY.

282
00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:56,733
OH, HEY, SUSIE,
IT'S LARRY.

283
00:08:56,767 --> 00:08:58,900
DID I WAKE YOU ?

284
00:08:58,933 --> 00:09:00,700
OH, I'M REALLY SORRY.

285
00:09:02,367 --> 00:09:04,567
NO, NO, IT'S NOT,
IT'S NOTHING.

286
00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:06,233
I'LL JUST TALK
TO HIM TOMORROW.

287
00:09:06,267 --> 00:09:09,433
NO, I'M REALLY SORRY.

288
00:09:11,067 --> 00:09:12,267
OKAY.

289
00:09:12,300 --> 00:09:13,600
ALRIGHT.

290
00:09:15,167 --> 00:09:16,667
HOW'D THAT
WORK OUT FOR YOU ?

291
00:09:20,667 --> 00:09:21,933
SUSIE WAS
PRETTY PISSED OFF.

292
00:09:21,967 --> 00:09:23,267
SHE'S REALLY UPSET.

293
00:09:23,300 --> 00:09:24,933
10 O'CLOCK IS
THE CUT OFF, MAN.

294
00:09:24,967 --> 00:09:27,067
I THOUGHT
THE CUT OFF POINT
WAS 10:30.

295
00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:29,633
NO, 10:20, YOU CALLED,
10 O'CLOCK'S THE CUT OFF.

296
00:09:29,667 --> 00:09:31,500
IF YOU CALLED 10:01,
SHE'D BE JUST AS MAD.

297
00:09:31,533 --> 00:09:32,600
IS THAT RIGHT ?

298
00:09:32,633 --> 00:09:34,333
LISTEN, I'VE GOT
A BIG PROBLEM.

299
00:09:34,367 --> 00:09:37,833
DEAN, YOUR LAWYER FRIEND,
I DON'T THINK HE'S COMPETENT.

300
00:09:37,867 --> 00:09:39,533
I THINK YOU HOOKED ME UP
WITH A FREAK.

301
00:09:39,567 --> 00:09:41,400
I THINK HE'S PROBABLY
A GOOD LAWYER.

302
00:09:41,433 --> 00:09:42,633
HE'S A WEIRD GUY.

303
00:09:42,667 --> 00:09:44,600
HE'S WEIRD,
BUT HE'S VERY SHREWD.

304
00:09:44,633 --> 00:09:46,067
SHREWD ?

305
00:09:46,067 --> 00:09:48,233
HE'S A WIRE LAWYER,
I KNOW, I KNOW.

306
00:09:48,267 --> 00:09:49,933
I KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE DOING.

307
00:09:49,967 --> 00:09:52,467
YOU'VE GOT ME PAYING
SOME EXPENSIVE IDIOT LAWYER

308
00:09:52,500 --> 00:09:53,500
SO, YOU CAN HAVE
YOUR WIRE DROPPED DOWN.

309
00:09:53,533 --> 00:09:54,700
I KNOW YOUR GAMES.

310
00:09:54,733 --> 00:09:56,233
I'M SORRY.

311
00:09:56,267 --> 00:09:58,200
I'M SORRY YOU SCREWED ME
WITH THIS GUY,

312
00:09:58,233 --> 00:09:59,233
AND I KNOW IT.

313
00:09:59,267 --> 00:10:00,600
I WANNA LET YOU KNOW
THAT I KNOW IT.

314
00:10:00,633 --> 00:10:01,700
I KNOW IT.

315
00:10:01,733 --> 00:10:04,167
WAIT, FIRST OF ALL,

316
00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:06,200
I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO TELL YOU
THE STORY BEHIND THAT.

317
00:10:06,233 --> 00:10:07,667
SEE HOW HE DOES,
A FEW MORE DAYS.

318
00:10:07,700 --> 00:10:08,933
CAN I FIRE HIM ?
I WANNA FIRE HIM.

319
00:10:08,967 --> 00:10:10,167
YOU CANNOT
GET RID OF HIM.

320
00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:11,700
I HAVE TO,
HE'S A FREAK.

321
00:10:11,733 --> 00:10:15,667
I KNOW HE IS, BUT, PLEASE,
IF YOU GET RID OF THEM,

322
00:10:15,700 --> 00:10:18,033
WE'RE NEVER GONNA GET RID OF
THAT WIRE IN THE BACKYARD.

323
00:10:18,067 --> 00:10:19,867
THE GUY'S
A TOTAL PRICK,

324
00:10:19,900 --> 00:10:21,500
AND HE WILL DO
A GOOD JOB, BELIEVE ME.

325
00:10:21,533 --> 00:10:22,533
PRICK'S ARE GOOD.

326
00:10:22,567 --> 00:10:24,767
YOU WANT A PRICK,
AND THIS GUY'S A PRICK.

327
00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:25,967
LOOK AT YOU.

328
00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,200
YOU'RE A PRICK,
YOU'RE DOING A GOOD JOB.

329
00:10:28,233 --> 00:10:29,500
ARE YOU A PRICK, OR,
ARE YOU NOT A PRICK ?

330
00:10:29,533 --> 00:10:30,533
I AM A PRICK.

331
00:10:30,567 --> 00:10:32,400
IN BUSINESS,
ARE YOU A PRICK ?

332
00:10:32,433 --> 00:10:33,433
THIS GUY'S A BIGGER
PRICK THAN YOU.

333
00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:34,433
I'M IN A LOT
OF TROUBLE,

334
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:35,700
AND YOU'RE NOT
TAKING IT SERIOUSLY.

335
00:10:35,733 --> 00:10:37,167
THE CAMP'S
GONNA CHARGE ME.

336
00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:38,200
THEY'RE TRYING
TO GET ME TO PAY.

337
00:10:38,233 --> 00:10:39,400
I KNOW.

338
00:10:39,433 --> 00:10:41,500
( glass breaking )

339
00:10:41,533 --> 00:10:44,133
WELL, LISTEN TO ME,
THAT KID,

340
00:10:44,167 --> 00:10:47,233
HE CALLED ME BEGGING ME
TO COME STAY WITH ME,

341
00:10:47,267 --> 00:10:48,400
HE GOT KICKED
OUT OF THE CAMP,

342
00:10:48,433 --> 00:10:50,567
AND HE WANTS TO
COME STAY AT MY HOUSE.

343
00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:52,700
HE SAID, "LOOK, IF I GO
HOME EARLY FROM CAMP,

344
00:10:52,733 --> 00:10:54,000
"MY MOM WILL KILL ME,

345
00:10:54,033 --> 00:10:55,000
THINKING THAT
I DID BAD THINGS."

346
00:10:55,033 --> 00:10:56,400
YOU LET THIS KID
STAY IN YOUR HOUSE ?

347
00:10:56,433 --> 00:10:57,733
YEAH.

348
00:10:57,767 --> 00:10:59,133
SO, YOU'RE GOING TO
PUT UP A SOCIOPATH

349
00:10:59,167 --> 00:11:00,433
FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS ?

350
00:11:00,467 --> 00:11:02,133
HE'S NOT A SOCIOPATH,
HE'S A VERY GOOD KID.

351
00:11:02,167 --> 00:11:03,767
THE KID BURNED DOWN
THE CANTEEN...

352
00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:05,300
HE BURNED DOWN
THE CANTEEN.

353
00:11:05,333 --> 00:11:07,167
AND HE BURNED
DOWN THE CABIN.

354
00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,567
BUT THEY WERE
BOTH ACCIDENTS.

355
00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:09,633
GOT INSURANCE ?

356
00:11:09,667 --> 00:11:10,667
YEAH.

357
00:11:10,700 --> 00:11:11,700
GET THE KID TO
BURN DOWN MY HOUSE

358
00:11:11,733 --> 00:11:13,500
SO I DON'T HAVE TO
WORRY ABOUT THE WIRE.

359
00:11:13,533 --> 00:11:15,133
THAT I WOULD
LOVE TO DO.

360
00:11:15,167 --> 00:11:16,767
I WOULD LOVE
TO DO THAT.

361
00:11:21,933 --> 00:11:23,567
THANKS AGAIN
FOR DOING THIS.

362
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:24,900
LISTEN, IT'S FINE.

363
00:11:24,933 --> 00:11:26,067
BUT, I'VE GOTTA
TELL YOU SOMETHING.

364
00:11:26,100 --> 00:11:28,067
I'VE GOT 10 MINUTES,
TOPS, THAT'S IT.

365
00:11:28,067 --> 00:11:30,067
BECAUSE, I GOTTA
GET TO SCHOOL,

366
00:11:30,067 --> 00:11:32,300
THE WHOLE THING,
OKAY, REALLY.

367
00:11:32,333 --> 00:11:34,300
( clearing throat )

368
00:11:34,333 --> 00:11:35,967
WHO IS IT ?

369
00:11:36,067 --> 00:11:37,833
IT'S LARRY DAVID.

370
00:11:37,867 --> 00:11:39,600
LARRY ?

371
00:11:39,633 --> 00:11:40,767
ARE YOU BY YOURSELF ?

372
00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:43,967
NO, I'M WITH JULIA.

373
00:11:44,067 --> 00:11:44,933
JUL--

374
00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:49,767
OH, MY.

375
00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:51,167
ARE YOU OKAY ?

376
00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:52,833
OH, MY GOD.

377
00:11:52,867 --> 00:11:55,533
JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS,
THIS IS PHYLLIS.

378
00:11:55,567 --> 00:11:57,467
WEINSTOCK,
PHYLLIS WEINSTOCK.

379
00:11:57,500 --> 00:11:59,733
HI, IT'S NICE
TO MEET YOU.

380
00:11:59,767 --> 00:12:01,267
ARE YOU OKAY ?

381
00:12:01,300 --> 00:12:03,467
YES AND NO.

382
00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:04,833
OH, DEAR.

383
00:12:04,867 --> 00:12:06,500
YES AND NO.

384
00:12:07,967 --> 00:12:09,933
MY CAT DIED.

385
00:12:09,967 --> 00:12:11,567
MY CAT DIED.

386
00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:12,567
OH.

387
00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:15,567
PLEASE COME IN,
PLEASE COME IN.

388
00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:18,067
PLEASE SIT DOWN,
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE.

389
00:12:19,700 --> 00:12:20,967
WHERE'S DEAN ?

390
00:12:21,067 --> 00:12:23,067
DEAN'S WITH JEFF.

391
00:12:23,100 --> 00:12:24,400
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
WHY IS HE WITH JEFF ?

392
00:12:24,433 --> 00:12:25,500
WHO IS JEFF ?

393
00:12:25,533 --> 00:12:26,667
JEFF'S MY MANAGER.

394
00:12:26,700 --> 00:12:29,800
YEAH, JEFF CRANE,
HE'S WITH JEFF.

395
00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:32,133
HE CALLED, HE SAID,

396
00:12:32,167 --> 00:12:34,267
I'LL BE HOME IN
20 OR 25 MINUTES.

397
00:12:34,300 --> 00:12:35,667
DON'T LET THEM LEAVE.

398
00:12:35,700 --> 00:12:37,367
AND I SAID,
DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.

399
00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:41,667
I CAN'T IT HERE
THIS LONG, REALLY.

400
00:12:41,700 --> 00:12:44,367
THIS IS JUST
BAD TIMING FOR ME.

401
00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:46,300
I'VE GOT TO
GET OUT...

402
00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:52,433
I'M SO SORRY
ABOUT YOUR CAT.

403
00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:55,367
YEAH, AND IT'S TAIL
HAS BEEN TRAPPED

404
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:58,633
WHEN THE GARDENER
CAME OVER,

405
00:12:58,667 --> 00:13:02,100
IT HAD BEEN TRAPPED
IN THE LAWNMOWER...

406
00:13:02,133 --> 00:13:03,167
GOD.

407
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:05,167
POOR KITTY.

408
00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:07,200
YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON'T
WANNA TALK ABOUT MITTENS.

409
00:13:07,233 --> 00:13:08,733
I'VE GOT
A BETTER IDEA.

410
00:13:08,767 --> 00:13:10,700
HEY, BRAINSTORM.

411
00:13:10,733 --> 00:13:13,667
PHYLLIS HAS JUST
HAD A COMPLETE,

412
00:13:13,700 --> 00:13:16,233
I DON'T KNOW WHY
I DIDN'T THINK OF THIS.

413
00:13:16,267 --> 00:13:17,267
CAMCORDER.

414
00:13:17,300 --> 00:13:18,700
I'M GETTING
THE CAMCORDER.

415
00:13:18,733 --> 00:13:20,433
NO, DON'T GET
A CAMCORDER.

416
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:21,800
PLEASE, DON'T.

417
00:13:21,833 --> 00:13:24,300
OKAY, I THOUGHT
THAT THE HUSBAND

418
00:13:24,333 --> 00:13:25,800
WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE HERE.

419
00:13:25,833 --> 00:13:27,500
ISN'T HE SUPPOSED
TO BE HERE ?

420
00:13:27,533 --> 00:13:29,300
IS HE THE ONE WE'RE
SUPPOSED TO MEET ?

421
00:13:29,333 --> 00:13:30,933
YEAH, HE'S THE ONE
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO MEET.

422
00:13:30,967 --> 00:13:32,167
IT'S JUST ANOTHER
10 MINUTES.

423
00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:33,200
BECAUSE, LARRY,
I'M NOT KIDDING.

424
00:13:33,233 --> 00:13:34,967
I'VE GOT TO GET
TO THE SCHOOL...

425
00:13:35,067 --> 00:13:36,700
THIS IS JUST
SO OUTRAGEOUS.

426
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:38,233
DO YOU KNOW
THIS WOMAN ?

427
00:13:38,267 --> 00:13:39,567
I'VE MET HER
ONCE BEFORE.

428
00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:41,100
SHE CAME OVER MY HOUSE,
I TOLD YOU.

429
00:13:41,133 --> 00:13:42,800
YOU ARE LIVING
NEXT TO...

430
00:13:42,833 --> 00:13:45,067
ANOTHER 10 MINUTES
WITH THIS LUNATIC...

431
00:13:45,067 --> 00:13:46,100
SHE'S A LUNATIC.

432
00:13:46,133 --> 00:13:47,500
SHE'S A TOTAL
LUNATIC.

433
00:13:47,533 --> 00:13:49,367
OH, GOD.

434
00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:51,733
OH, THIS IS GOOD,
THIS IS GOOD...

435
00:13:51,767 --> 00:13:53,200
HI, JULIA.

436
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:54,400
TALK.

437
00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:57,367
YOU KNOW, I DON'T MEAN
TO BE A PARTY POOPER,

438
00:13:57,400 --> 00:14:00,067
BUT I'M NOT REALLY CRAZY
ABOUT THOSE CAMCORDERS.

439
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:03,067
YOU WANNA ASK LARRY
SOMETHING ON THE MACHINE ?

440
00:14:03,067 --> 00:14:04,933
OKAY, JUST LET
ME GET, OKAY...

441
00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:09,100
TELL ME ABOUT
JERRY SEINFELD,

442
00:14:09,133 --> 00:14:12,300
AND, HE DATES
THOSE YOUNG GIRLS.

443
00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:13,900
WELL, HE'S A EUNUCH.

444
00:14:13,933 --> 00:14:15,267
YES.

445
00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:19,367
HIS TESTICLES WERE CUT OFF
WHEN HE WAS ABOUT 13,

446
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:22,567
BECAUSE HE WAS IN
THE BETH SHALOM CHOIR.

447
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:25,067
AND THAT'S WHAT
HE WANTED TO BE,

448
00:14:25,067 --> 00:14:26,100
HE WAS A CHOIR BOY.

449
00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:27,433
JULIA,
IS THAT TRUE ?

450
00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:28,733
DOES HE REALLY
HAVE NO TESTICLES ?

451
00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:30,933
YOU KNOW,
I GOTTA TELL YA,

452
00:14:30,967 --> 00:14:33,200
I DON'T HAVE
ANY FUCKING IDEA.

453
00:14:33,233 --> 00:14:35,433
I THINK
THAT'S ENOUGH.

454
00:14:35,467 --> 00:14:37,100
DEAN'S GONNA
LOVE THIS.

455
00:14:37,133 --> 00:14:38,100
UH, LARRY...

456
00:14:38,133 --> 00:14:42,833
I THINK I'M GONNA
CALL JEFF, OKAY ?

457
00:14:42,867 --> 00:14:44,267
OKAY, GOOD IDEA.

458
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:45,767
( Julia )
YOUR MANAGER ?

459
00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:48,167
COULD YOU
MAKE IT QUICK,

460
00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:50,200
AND TELL HIM I'VE
GOT A TIME THING.

461
00:14:50,233 --> 00:14:51,333
JULIA, OVER HERE.

462
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:57,100
HEY, WHAT TIME
DID DEAN LEAVE ?

463
00:14:57,133 --> 00:14:58,533
He didn't leave,
he's still here.

464
00:14:58,567 --> 00:14:59,533
WHAT ?

465
00:14:59,567 --> 00:15:00,933
He's still here.

466
00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:03,600
HE'S STILL THERE ?!

467
00:15:03,633 --> 00:15:05,167
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
DOING OVER THERE ?

468
00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:07,167
HE'S SUPPOSED
TO BE HERE !

469
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:08,200
I can't kick
him out,

470
00:15:08,233 --> 00:15:09,267
We've got
business to do.

471
00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:10,800
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
YOU'RE DOING BUSINESS ?

472
00:15:10,833 --> 00:15:12,233
I'VE GOT JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS
AT HIS HOUSE,

473
00:15:12,267 --> 00:15:13,733
WE'RE WAITING
FOR HIM !

474
00:15:13,767 --> 00:15:15,233
I gotta go,
he's charging me...

475
00:15:15,267 --> 00:15:16,533
OH, THIS
IS RIDICULOUS.

476
00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:19,733
OKAY, WE'RE GONNA
HAVE TO GET GOING.

477
00:15:19,767 --> 00:15:20,800
OH, NO.

478
00:15:20,833 --> 00:15:21,833
DEAN'S STILL
AT THE OFFICE.

479
00:15:21,867 --> 00:15:22,900
YOU'RE KIDDING ME.

480
00:15:22,933 --> 00:15:23,933
YOU'RE KIDDING ?

481
00:15:23,967 --> 00:15:25,067
ALRIGHT.

482
00:15:25,067 --> 00:15:27,200
( Larry )
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE ?

483
00:15:27,233 --> 00:15:28,633
( Julia )
THIS IS SO UNUSUAL.

484
00:15:28,667 --> 00:15:30,367
YOU KNOW WHAT ?
I'M GONNA GET THIS.

485
00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:31,433
OH, GREAT !

486
00:15:31,467 --> 00:15:32,433
WHAT IS
ALL THIS ?

487
00:15:32,467 --> 00:15:34,633
I'M AN ANTIQUE
JEWELRY DEALER.

488
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:38,067
YOU DIDN'T
KNOW THAT.

489
00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:40,067
CAN I SEE THAT
FOR A SECOND ?

490
00:15:40,067 --> 00:15:41,700
JULIA JUST FELL
IN LOVE WITH IT.

491
00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:42,733
( Julia )
I'M IN LOVE WITH IT.

492
00:15:42,767 --> 00:15:44,167
I CAN'T
BELIEVE IT.

493
00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:45,600
I GOTTA TELL YOU,
I JUST LOVE JEWELRY.

494
00:15:45,633 --> 00:15:47,833
THIS IS
THE SAME BRACELET

495
00:15:47,867 --> 00:15:49,167
I WAS GONNA BUY
FOR MY WIFE,

496
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:53,100
BUT, I GOT IN A FIGHT
WITH RICHARD LEWIS...

497
00:15:53,133 --> 00:15:54,400
I WAS GONNA
GET THIS.

498
00:15:54,433 --> 00:15:56,833
I'VE NEVER TURNED A PIECE
OF JEWELRY AROUND THIS FAST.

499
00:15:56,867 --> 00:15:58,067
I LOVE IT....

500
00:15:58,067 --> 00:16:00,600
... LOVE IT,
THANK YOU.

501
00:16:00,633 --> 00:16:03,500
OH, I HAVE A CHECK FROM
JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS.

502
00:16:03,533 --> 00:16:05,067
( Julia )
THAT'S SO PRETTY.

503
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:10,133
I GUESS JULIA WILL
HAVE TO COME BACK OVER.

504
00:16:10,167 --> 00:16:12,467
YOU'LL HAVE TO ARRANGE
ANOTHER MEETING.

505
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:14,633
ARE YOU OUT
OF YOUR MIND NOW ?

506
00:16:14,667 --> 00:16:15,867
GET JULIA
BACK OVER THERE ?

507
00:16:15,900 --> 00:16:17,933
YOU THINK I'M GONNA
ASK HER AGAIN TO DO THIS ?

508
00:16:17,967 --> 00:16:20,300
WE'RE NOT GONNA GIVE UP
ON IT JUST LIKE THAT.

509
00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:21,567
WELL, I'M NOT
ASKING HER AGAIN.

510
00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:24,300
YOU WANNA ASK HER,
YOU GO ASK HER.

511
00:16:24,333 --> 00:16:26,633
I'M NOT ASKING
HER AGAIN, THAT'S IT.

512
00:16:26,667 --> 00:16:28,833
LARRY, DO YOU NOT
EVEN CARE ABOUT ME ?

513
00:16:28,867 --> 00:16:30,800
I LOVE YOU, I CARE
VERY MUCH ABOUT YOU,

514
00:16:30,833 --> 00:16:32,400
BUT, I HAVE A
FRIENDSHIP WITH JULIA.

515
00:16:32,433 --> 00:16:34,400
I CAN'T IMPOSE MORE
ON THAT FRIENDSHIP.

516
00:16:34,433 --> 00:16:36,067
SHE'S ALREADY DONE
THIS FAVOR FOR ME.

517
00:16:36,067 --> 00:16:37,133
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND ?

518
00:16:37,167 --> 00:16:39,533
IT WOULD NOT KILL YOU TO
JUST MAKE A PHONE CALL

519
00:16:39,567 --> 00:16:42,433
AND ASK HER IF
SHE COULD RESCHEDULE.

520
00:16:42,467 --> 00:16:43,900
WHERE'S MY PAD ?

521
00:16:43,933 --> 00:16:45,133
WHAT ?

522
00:16:45,167 --> 00:16:47,233
I CAN'T FIND MY PAD.

523
00:16:47,267 --> 00:16:49,867
YOUR LITTLE PAD ?

524
00:16:49,900 --> 00:16:51,467
YEAH, MY LITTLE
BROWN PAD.

525
00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:53,333
THAT YOU WRITE YOUR
IDEAS DOWN ON ?

526
00:16:53,367 --> 00:16:55,933
I DON'T KNOW
WHERE THAT IS.

527
00:16:55,967 --> 00:16:58,367
WHERE THE HELL'S
MY PAD ?

528
00:16:58,400 --> 00:16:59,500
JESUS !

529
00:16:59,533 --> 00:17:02,200
WHAT DID I DO
WITH THAT ?

530
00:17:02,233 --> 00:17:03,467
OH !

531
00:17:04,633 --> 00:17:06,900
I THINK I LEFT IT
IN JULIA'S HOUSE

532
00:17:06,933 --> 00:17:08,667
WHEN I TALKED TO HER
ABOUT DEAN.

533
00:17:08,700 --> 00:17:10,133
I TOOK IT OUT
IN HER KITCHEN.

534
00:17:10,167 --> 00:17:12,300
THAT'S THE LAST
TIME I USED IT.

535
00:17:12,333 --> 00:17:14,067
WELL, THEN, WHY DON'T
YOU CALL HER TOMORROW,

536
00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:16,567
AND YOU CAN ASK
HER ABOUT...

537
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,233
WAIT, WHAT
TIME IS IT ?

538
00:17:18,267 --> 00:17:19,300
IT'S 10 TO 10.

539
00:17:19,333 --> 00:17:20,567
WHAT TIME IS
THE CUT OFF ?

540
00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:22,633
CUT OFF'S 10,
10 MINUTES BEFORE
THE CUT OFF.

541
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:25,300
NO PROBLEM,
I'M RIGHT IN THERE.

542
00:17:25,333 --> 00:17:26,400
NO, YOU'RE
PUSHING IT.

543
00:17:26,433 --> 00:17:28,467
I'M NOT PUSHING,
TWO MINUTES IS PUSHING.

544
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:29,867
10 MINUTES
IS NOT PUSHING.

545
00:17:29,900 --> 00:17:31,333
THAT'S NOT A PUSH.

546
00:17:31,367 --> 00:17:33,333
THAT IS RIGHT
IN THE WHEELHOUSE.

547
00:17:33,367 --> 00:17:35,633
I HAVE 10 MINUTES
BEFORE THE CUT OFF TIME.

548
00:17:40,067 --> 00:17:41,633
HI, JULIA.

549
00:17:41,667 --> 00:17:43,767
OH, I'M SO SORRY.

550
00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:48,733
NO, IT'S 10 TO.

551
00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:51,267
REALLY ?

552
00:17:51,300 --> 00:17:54,600
I GOTTA TELL YOU, I NEVER
HEARD OF A 9:30 CUT OFF.

553
00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:04,367
HI.

554
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:05,467
HI.

555
00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:07,800
I'M SORRY ABOUT THIS.

556
00:18:07,833 --> 00:18:09,967
IT'LL TAKE ME TWO SECONDS
AND I'LL BE OUT OF YOUR HAIR.

557
00:18:10,067 --> 00:18:11,200
( clearing throat )

558
00:18:11,233 --> 00:18:12,700
I DON'T HAVE IT,
THOUGH.

559
00:18:12,733 --> 00:18:14,067
IT'S NOT HERE.

560
00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:16,067
WELL, HI, BRAD.

561
00:18:16,100 --> 00:18:19,433
HEY, SORRY FOR
COMING OVER SO LATE,

562
00:18:19,467 --> 00:18:21,533
BUT THIS PAD IS
REALLY IMPORTANT.

563
00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:23,267
YOU SURE
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT ?

564
00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:25,367
IT'S BROWN, IT'S GOT
LIKE A BLACK TRIM, NO ?

565
00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:26,533
UH UH.

566
00:18:26,567 --> 00:18:27,933
I'LL JUST TAKE A QUICK
LOOK IN THE KITCHEN.

567
00:18:27,967 --> 00:18:29,233
I'LL BE OUT OF
YOUR HAIR IN A SECOND.

568
00:18:29,267 --> 00:18:33,133
I'LL JUST TAKE
A QUICK LOOK.

569
00:18:33,167 --> 00:18:34,467
ALSO, I'M SORRY ABOUT
CALLING SO LATE,

570
00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:37,100
BUT, I THOUGHT
THE CUT OFF TIME WAS...

571
00:18:37,133 --> 00:18:39,067
10:00.

572
00:18:39,067 --> 00:18:40,100
NO, IT'S NOT.

573
00:18:40,133 --> 00:18:41,333
IT'S 9:30
FOR US.

574
00:18:41,367 --> 00:18:45,233
MOST PEOPLE HAVE
A 10:00 OR 10:30 CUT OFF.

575
00:18:45,267 --> 00:18:46,633
I THINK 9:30
WITH KIDS...

576
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:49,167
SEEMS LIKE AN EARLY
CUT OFF TO ME.

577
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:51,200
IT'S PRETTY STANDARD...

578
00:18:51,233 --> 00:18:53,833
AND FOR VISITORS,
IT'S MORE LIKE 9:00.

579
00:18:53,867 --> 00:18:54,900
YEAH.

580
00:18:54,933 --> 00:18:56,567
THAT'S
THE TELEPHONE DRAWER,

581
00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:58,833
SO, THERE'S NOT GONNA
BE ANYTHING IN THERE.

582
00:18:58,867 --> 00:19:01,767
AND THOSE ARE
MY NOTES,

583
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:03,600
AND, THESE ARE
MY BILLS AND STUFF.

584
00:19:03,633 --> 00:19:05,533
( Brad )
I LOOKED PRETTY
CAREFULLY IN HERE, LARRY.

585
00:19:05,567 --> 00:19:06,867
IT'S NOT IN
THE KITCHEN.

586
00:19:06,900 --> 00:19:09,367
OF COURSE,
THOSE ARE COOKBOOKS.

587
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:11,133
LARRY...

588
00:19:12,533 --> 00:19:14,433
SORRY, OKAY.

589
00:19:14,467 --> 00:19:17,767
IT'S DEFINITELY
NOT...

590
00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:19,067
YOU KNOW,
SOMETIMES...

591
00:19:19,067 --> 00:19:20,067
THOSE ARE NAPKINS.

592
00:19:20,067 --> 00:19:22,200
WE'LL LOOK CAREFULLY
TOMORROW, LARRY.

593
00:19:22,233 --> 00:19:23,600
AND THOSE ARE
MORE PLACEMATS.

594
00:19:23,633 --> 00:19:25,067
YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA
CHECK THE PATIO

595
00:19:25,067 --> 00:19:26,633
BECAUSE THAT'S
WHERE WE WERE TALKING.

596
00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:29,100
IT MAY HAVE DROPPED OUT OF
MY POCKET OR SOMETHING.

597
00:19:29,133 --> 00:19:30,867
WANT ME TO
KICK HIM OUT ?

598
00:19:30,900 --> 00:19:32,100
HOW ARE YOU GONNA
KICK HIM OUT ?

599
00:19:32,133 --> 00:19:33,633
I'LL JUST
MAKE A JOKE.

600
00:19:33,667 --> 00:19:36,533
IF YOU CAN MAKE A JOKE,
BUT DON'T MAKE THIS AWKWARD.

601
00:19:36,567 --> 00:19:38,300
OKAY, I REALIZE
WHERE IT IS.

602
00:19:38,333 --> 00:19:40,767
I MADE A PHONE CALL
IN THAT OFFICE.

603
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:43,167
IN MY OFFICE ?

604
00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:46,300
YOU KNOW, I WAS WORKING
THERE ALL DAY, LARRY.

605
00:19:46,333 --> 00:19:47,800
IT'S REALLY
NOT IN THERE.

606
00:19:47,833 --> 00:19:49,067
( Julia )
LARRY...

607
00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:52,367
LARRY, WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING ?

608
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,333
( Larry )
NO, THAT'S WHERE
I WAS SITTING.

609
00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:58,067
THIS IS BAD,
THIS IS NOT GOOD.

610
00:19:58,067 --> 00:20:00,467
( arguing )

611
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:01,700
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING ?!

612
00:20:01,733 --> 00:20:02,800
MOMMY ?

613
00:20:02,833 --> 00:20:04,233
BOBBY ?
OH, GREAT !

614
00:20:04,267 --> 00:20:06,633
AND WE HAD A HELLUVA TIME
PUTTING HIM TO BED.

615
00:20:06,667 --> 00:20:08,767
( Larry )
I'M SORRY,
I'M SORRY.

616
00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:11,100
WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
IT'S SO LATE ?

617
00:20:11,133 --> 00:20:12,867
DID YOU FIND
A LITTLE BROWN PAD,

618
00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:15,033
IT HAS LITTLE BLACK
TRIMMING ON THE SIDE ?

619
00:20:15,067 --> 00:20:17,333
( Brad )
LARRY, GO HOME, PLEASE.

620
00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:22,533
BOBBY, NOBODY'S
ANGRY WITH YOU.

621
00:20:22,567 --> 00:20:24,367
LARRY, GO, OKAY ?

622
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:25,633
JUST GO !

623
00:20:25,667 --> 00:20:27,767
LARRY, GO !

624
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,933
IF WE FIND IT, WE WILL
BRING IT OVER, OKAY.

625
00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:31,000
SEE YA.

626
00:20:31,033 --> 00:20:32,200
WHAT WAS THAT ?

627
00:20:32,233 --> 00:20:34,100
DO YOU THINK I CAN CALL
NEW YORK RIGHT NOW ?

628
00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:35,267
I'M GONNA
CALL SEINFELD.

629
00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:36,833
I GOTTA TELL HIM
ABOUT THIS.

630
00:20:36,867 --> 00:20:38,100
WHAT'S THE CUT OFF
ON NEW YORK ?

631
00:20:38,133 --> 00:20:39,167
I DON'T KNOW.

632
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:40,333
ABOUT MIDNIGHT.

633
00:20:40,367 --> 00:20:42,433
NO, FORGET IT, THESE ARE
EXTENUATING CIRCUMSTANCES.

634
00:20:42,467 --> 00:20:43,833
I'M COMING UP THERE
IN JUST A SECOND.

635
00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:45,433
MOMMY'S GOTTA CALL
JERRY SEINFELD

636
00:20:45,467 --> 00:20:46,667
AND THEN I'LL BE
RIGHT UP THERE.

637
00:20:46,700 --> 00:20:48,333
HE'S NOT GONNA
BELIEVE IT.

638
00:20:49,300 --> 00:20:51,100
( Susie )
I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE

639
00:20:51,133 --> 00:20:52,467
THAT I HAVE TO
DEAL WITH THIS !

640
00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:54,933
HE HAS RANSACKED
OUR ENTIRE HOUSE !

641
00:20:54,967 --> 00:20:57,333
DO YOU KNOW WHAT
HE TOOK, JEFFREY ?

642
00:20:57,367 --> 00:20:59,433
DO YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT
THIS LITTLE SHIT TOOK ?

643
00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:01,733
HE TOOK OUR WEDDING
VIDEO, OKAY ?

644
00:21:01,767 --> 00:21:03,067
YOU WEREN'T
EVEN THINKING !

645
00:21:03,067 --> 00:21:04,133
YOU KNOW WHY ?

646
00:21:04,167 --> 00:21:06,200
'CAUSE YOU'RE A FAT,
FUCKING ASSHOLE,

647
00:21:06,233 --> 00:21:07,433
THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE.

648
00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:10,067
THIS IS NOT MY PROBLEM,
THIS IS YOUR PROBLEM,

649
00:21:10,067 --> 00:21:11,400
DO YOU
UNDERSTAND THAT ?

650
00:21:11,433 --> 00:21:12,800
I'M PISSED,
JEFFREY !

651
00:21:12,833 --> 00:21:14,667
I AM PISSED,
BECAUSE MY WHOLE LIFE

652
00:21:14,700 --> 00:21:16,567
IS NOW IN SHAMBLES !

653
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:18,733
I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU,
I'VE JUST HAD IT WITH YOU !

654
00:21:18,767 --> 00:21:20,400
HEY !

655
00:21:20,433 --> 00:21:21,500
HELLO.

656
00:21:21,533 --> 00:21:23,333
OH, THIS IS GREAT,
THIS IS ALL WE NEED,

657
00:21:23,367 --> 00:21:25,100
"MR. WAKE ME UP IN
THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT" !

658
00:21:25,133 --> 00:21:26,533
WHAT THE FUCK
ARE YOU DOING HERE ?

659
00:21:26,567 --> 00:21:29,267
JEFF AND I WERE
GONNA PLAY

660
00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:30,700
THE NEW COMPUTER
GOLF GAME.

661
00:21:30,733 --> 00:21:32,067
OH, WERE YOU REALLY ?

662
00:21:32,067 --> 00:21:33,433
WELL, LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING, LARRY.

663
00:21:33,467 --> 00:21:35,733
JEFF'S COMPUTER
GOLF GAME IS GONE !

664
00:21:35,767 --> 00:21:37,133
THE COMPUTER'S GONE !

665
00:21:37,167 --> 00:21:39,500
THE T.V.'S GONE,
THE NEW DVD PLAYER'S GONE.

666
00:21:39,533 --> 00:21:40,933
EVERYTHING'S GONE !

667
00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:42,367
MY WEDDING
VIDEO IS GONE

668
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:45,667
BECAUSE YOUR FAT,
FUCK MANAGER OVER HERE

669
00:21:45,700 --> 00:21:48,400
LET AN ASSHOLE KID
INTO OUR HOUSE, OKAY ?

670
00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:49,667
YOU HAPPY ?

671
00:21:49,700 --> 00:21:51,367
ALL GONE !

672
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:52,433
IT'S NOT
HIS FAULT.

673
00:21:52,467 --> 00:21:53,667
WHO'S FAULT IS IT,
JEFFREY ?

674
00:21:53,700 --> 00:21:54,700
I KNOW IT'S NOT
LARRY'S FAULT.

675
00:21:54,733 --> 00:21:55,933
IT'S THE
KID'S FAULT.

676
00:21:55,967 --> 00:21:57,067
NO, I DON'T THINK
IT'S THE KID'S FAULT.

677
00:21:57,067 --> 00:21:59,067
I'M GONNA
GET HIM !

678
00:21:59,067 --> 00:22:00,133
OH, YOU'RE GOING
TO GET HIM ?!

679
00:22:00,167 --> 00:22:01,667
LOOK AT YOU,
YOU'RE PATHETIC.

680
00:22:01,700 --> 00:22:04,367
AND, LARRY,
BY THE WAY,

681
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:06,333
WHAT THE FUCK
WAS THAT ABOUT,

682
00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:09,133
CALLING AT 10:20 AT NIGHT
THE OTHER DAY, HUH ?

683
00:22:09,167 --> 00:22:11,267
I THOUGHT
THE CUT OFF
WAS 10:30.

684
00:22:11,300 --> 00:22:12,333
YOU KNOW, I HAVE
TROUBLE SLEEPING ?

685
00:22:12,367 --> 00:22:13,333
NO.

686
00:22:13,367 --> 00:22:14,333
YES, YOU DO.

687
00:22:14,367 --> 00:22:15,433
DON'T KNOW THAT.

688
00:22:15,467 --> 00:22:18,300
YOU NEVER TOLD HIM
ABOUT MY TROUBLE SLEEPING ?

689
00:22:18,333 --> 00:22:20,800
THE CUT OFF
IS 10:00 !

690
00:22:20,833 --> 00:22:21,800
10:00.

691
00:22:21,833 --> 00:22:23,867
A LOTTA THINGS TO DO
DURING THE DAY,

692
00:22:23,900 --> 00:22:24,867
ONCE I GO TO SLEEP,

693
00:22:24,900 --> 00:22:26,533
THEN I HAVE
TO TAKE A XANAX !

694
00:22:26,567 --> 00:22:28,133
I WAS CRAZY
THAT NIGHT, OKAY ?

695
00:22:28,167 --> 00:22:29,700
YOU HAVE A
10:00 CUT OFF, OKAY.

696
00:22:29,733 --> 00:22:31,533
IT SEEMS REASONABLE,
A 10:00 CUT OFF.

697
00:22:31,567 --> 00:22:32,733
PLEASE RESPECT THAT.

698
00:22:32,767 --> 00:22:34,533
AND, WHILE I'M ON
THE SUBJECT,

699
00:22:34,567 --> 00:22:36,067
WHO IS THIS SCHMUCK,
FUCK-FACED LAWYER

700
00:22:36,100 --> 00:22:37,633
YOU SET US
UP WITH ?!

701
00:22:37,667 --> 00:22:40,100
I COULD SEE HOW ONE
COULD INTERPRET THAT

702
00:22:40,133 --> 00:22:41,500
AS A SERIOUS ERROR
IN JUDGMENT.

703
00:22:41,533 --> 00:22:43,500
I WOULD SAY THAT
THAT'S QUITE CORRECT.

704
00:22:43,533 --> 00:22:45,267
I WOULD SAY THAT'S
EVEN AN UNDERSTATEMENT

705
00:22:45,300 --> 00:22:46,533
BECAUSE THAT GUY
IS COSTING US,

706
00:22:46,567 --> 00:22:47,867
HOW MUCH
MONEY, JEFF ?

707
00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:49,533
HOW MUCH IS
HE COSTING US ?

708
00:22:49,567 --> 00:22:51,067
LARRY, SHOULD I BE
UPSET ABOUT THIS ?

709
00:22:51,100 --> 00:22:52,767
THEY'RE JUST THINGS, WE
CAN REPLACE ALL OF THEM.

710
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:53,900
WE CAN REPLACE
EVERYTHING.

711
00:22:53,933 --> 00:22:55,133
THERE'S THINGS
WE CAN'T REPLACE.

712
00:22:55,167 --> 00:22:56,467
WHAT ABOUT
MY GRANDMOTHER'S BROOCH,

713
00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:57,500
THAT SHE BROUGHT
OVER FROM RUSSIA ?

714
00:22:57,533 --> 00:22:58,733
DID HE TAKE IT ?

715
00:22:58,767 --> 00:23:00,267
I'M GONNA GO CHECK
THAT RIGHT NOW.

716
00:23:00,300 --> 00:23:02,633
SHE BROUGHT IT OVER
FROM RUSSIA FROM A POGROM.

717
00:23:02,667 --> 00:23:03,733
SHE WAS
IN STEERAGE.

718
00:23:03,767 --> 00:23:05,667
IF THAT'S GONE,
I'M GONNA BE HYSTERICAL.

719
00:23:05,700 --> 00:23:08,233
SHE WORKED HARD
ALL HER LIFE

720
00:23:08,267 --> 00:23:09,967
TO GIVE THAT TO ME !

721
00:23:11,733 --> 00:23:13,067
I'M SORRY YOU
WALKED IN ON THAT.

722
00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:14,467
NO, NO,
DON'T, PLEASE.

723
00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:15,467
GOODBYE.

724
00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:17,567
NO, NO, PLEASE,
I'M BEGGING YOU.

725
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:18,767
JUST STAY HERE.

726
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:19,767
I CAN'T STAY HERE.

727
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:21,067
NO, NO, TRUST ME.

728
00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:23,300
THAT FUCKING BROOCH
BETTER NOT BE MISSING.

729
00:23:23,333 --> 00:23:25,100
( Susie )
IT'S GONE !

730
00:23:25,133 --> 00:23:27,800
IT'S GONE, YOU FUCKING,
MOTHERFUCKING !

731
00:23:27,833 --> 00:23:28,833
I'LL KILL YOU, JEFF !

732
00:23:28,867 --> 00:23:30,200
YOU'RE A COCKSUCKER

733
00:23:30,233 --> 00:23:31,500
MOTHERFUCKER !

734
00:23:31,533 --> 00:23:33,933
MY GRANDMOTHER'S BROOCH
IS MISSING.

735
00:23:33,967 --> 00:23:35,833
I COULD NOT
REPLACE THIS ITEM.

736
00:23:35,867 --> 00:23:38,267
HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF SOMETHING
YOU CARED ABOUT WAS MISSING ?

737
00:23:38,300 --> 00:23:40,233
YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT
ABOUT ANYTHING !

738
00:23:40,267 --> 00:23:41,300
MY BASEBALL CARDS.

739
00:23:41,333 --> 00:23:43,800
ALRIGHT, SEE, NOW,
IT'S NOT SO FUNNY ANYMORE.

740
00:23:43,833 --> 00:23:46,333
MICKEY MANTLE
MIGHT NOT BE THERE.

741
00:23:46,367 --> 00:23:48,067
( yelling )

742
00:23:50,167 --> 00:23:51,500
( Jeff )
WILL YOU SHUT UP ?

743
00:23:51,533 --> 00:23:53,067
( Susie )
OH, FUCK YOU !

744
00:23:58,933 --> 00:24:00,067
LARRY ?

745
00:24:00,067 --> 00:24:01,633
HEY !

746
00:24:01,667 --> 00:24:02,633
HEY.

747
00:24:02,667 --> 00:24:03,700
OOH, OOH,
STAY RIGHT THERE.

748
00:24:03,733 --> 00:24:04,733
I WANNA SHOW
YOU SOMETHING.

749
00:24:04,767 --> 00:24:05,767
YOU GOT MY PAD ?

750
00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:06,867
NO, NO, NO,
IT'S EVEN BETTER.

751
00:24:06,900 --> 00:24:08,133
YOU'RE NOT GONNA
BELIEVE THIS.

752
00:24:08,167 --> 00:24:10,233
I WENT BY THAT
JEWELRY STORE ON WILSHIRE

753
00:24:10,267 --> 00:24:12,433
AND I FOUND
THAT BRACELET.

754
00:24:12,467 --> 00:24:13,500
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT ?

755
00:24:13,533 --> 00:24:14,533
THIS THING ?

756
00:24:14,567 --> 00:24:15,567
YEAH, IS THAT
UNBELIEVABLE ?

757
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:16,700
THE SAME STORE
ON WILSHIRE ?

758
00:24:16,733 --> 00:24:18,567
THAT'S WHERE JULIA...
I DON'T GET IT.

759
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:20,233
I WAS SO EXCITED,
I BOUGHT IT RIGHT THERE.

760
00:24:20,267 --> 00:24:21,567
WHAT ARE THEY,
KNOCKING THESE THINGS OFF ?

761
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:22,567
LISTEN, I'VE GOT
TO GET RUNNING.

762
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:23,600
I'VE GOT A MEETING.

763
00:24:23,633 --> 00:24:24,733
WILL YOU PUT
THAT AWAY FROM ME ?

764
00:24:24,767 --> 00:24:26,067
YOU KNOW, I CAN'T FIND
THAT PAD ANYWHERE.

765
00:24:26,067 --> 00:24:27,100
OH, NO.

766
00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:28,500
I WENT TO STARBUCKS,
THEY DON'T HAVE IT.

767
00:24:28,533 --> 00:24:29,500
I WENT TO
THE GAS STATION.

768
00:24:29,533 --> 00:24:31,333
I'LL HELP YOU LOOK
WHEN I GET BACK, BYE.

769
00:24:31,367 --> 00:24:32,667
BYE.

770
00:24:39,667 --> 00:24:41,133
[ doorbell ]

771
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:45,433
HEY.

772
00:24:45,467 --> 00:24:46,467
HI.

773
00:24:46,500 --> 00:24:47,500
HI, COME ON IN.

774
00:24:47,533 --> 00:24:48,533
HOW ARE YOU ?

775
00:24:48,567 --> 00:24:49,567
GOOD.

776
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:50,633
HOW YOU DOING ?

777
00:24:50,667 --> 00:24:52,167
I'M OKAY, OKAY.

778
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:57,233
LISTEN, I AM SO SORRY
ABOUT LAST NIGHT.

779
00:24:57,267 --> 00:24:58,767
THAT WAS JUST
SO INSANE,

780
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:00,933
I COMPLETELY
APOLOGIZE.

781
00:25:00,967 --> 00:25:01,967
THAT WAS CRAZY.

782
00:25:02,067 --> 00:25:04,233
BUT, THAT PAD IS
JUST SO IMPORTANT.

783
00:25:04,267 --> 00:25:06,500
IT HAS, LIKE, NINE MONTHS
OF IDEAS IN THERE...

784
00:25:06,533 --> 00:25:08,667
LIKE I HAVE WASTED
NINE MONTHS OF MY LIFE...

785
00:25:08,700 --> 00:25:11,633
WHEN YOU WERE LOOKING
AROUND LAST NIGHT,

786
00:25:11,667 --> 00:25:15,500
DID YOU SEE
MY BRACELET ?

787
00:25:15,533 --> 00:25:17,333
BECAUSE I CAN'T
FIND MY BRACELET.

788
00:25:17,367 --> 00:25:19,133
YOU KNOW THE BRACELET
THAT YOU LIKE ?

789
00:25:19,167 --> 00:25:20,700
YEAH.

790
00:25:20,733 --> 00:25:22,533
YOU DIDN'T SEE IT ?

791
00:25:24,833 --> 00:25:27,333
NO, BUT YOU KNOW
WHAT'S INTERESTING,

792
00:25:27,367 --> 00:25:29,667
CHERYL ACTUALLY,
WAS JUST...

793
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:35,200
JESUS CHRIST.

794
00:25:35,233 --> 00:25:36,800
THIS REALLY LOOKS BAD,
I KNOW IT DOES.

795
00:25:36,833 --> 00:25:37,967
THIS IS MY BRACELET.

796
00:25:38,067 --> 00:25:39,700
CHERYL BOUGHT THE SAME
BRACELET THAT YOU...

797
00:25:39,733 --> 00:25:40,867
OH, LARRY.

798
00:25:40,900 --> 00:25:42,367
JULIA, I SWEAR
TO YOU, I DIDN'T.

799
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:43,967
WHY ARE YOU
DOING THIS ?

800
00:25:44,067 --> 00:25:46,133
I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING,
I DIDN'T TAKE YOUR BRACELET.

801
00:25:46,167 --> 00:25:47,433
THAT'S CHERYL'S
BRACELET, JULIA.

802
00:25:47,467 --> 00:25:49,367
YOU KEEP
THE BRACELET NOW.

803
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:51,067
I DON'T WANT IT
IN MY HOUSE.

804
00:25:51,100 --> 00:25:53,567
HEY, DEAN,
COME ON IN.

805
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:56,167
DEAN, LOOK, IT'S
JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS.

806
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:57,367
REMEMBER ?
THIS IS DEAN !

807
00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:59,200
WE WENT OVER HIS
HOUSE THE OTHER DAY.

808
00:25:59,233 --> 00:26:00,300
IT'S JULIA.

809
00:26:00,333 --> 00:26:01,300
THIS IS FANTASTIC.

810
00:26:01,333 --> 00:26:03,700
I CAN'T BELIEVE
WE'RE ACTUALLY MEETING.

811
00:26:03,733 --> 00:26:04,900
LIKE, THIS IS GREAT.

812
00:26:04,933 --> 00:26:06,967
YOU WERE SUPPOSED
TO COME THE OTHER DAY

813
00:26:07,067 --> 00:26:08,367
AND YOU DIDN'T
SHOW UP ?

814
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,400
OKAY, CAN I TELL YOU
SOMETHING, MY FRIEND ?

815
00:26:10,433 --> 00:26:13,633
WHEN YOU MAKE
APPOINTMENTS,
KEEP IT !

816
00:26:13,667 --> 00:26:16,200
BECAUSE NOW I'M BUSY, AND
I CAN'T TALK TO YOU ANYMORE.

817
00:26:16,233 --> 00:26:17,233
JULIA...

818
00:26:17,267 --> 00:26:19,100
KEEP YOUR
APPOINTMENTS !

819
00:26:23,467 --> 00:26:25,267
I THINK I'M NAUSEOUS.

820
00:26:25,300 --> 00:26:27,633
SHE'S CERTAINLY A LOT
DIFFERENT ON TELEVISION.

821
00:26:27,667 --> 00:26:29,533
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT,
SHE'S MAD AT ME, NOT YOU.

822
00:26:29,567 --> 00:26:30,900
DON'T TAKE
THAT PERSONALLY.

823
00:26:30,933 --> 00:26:33,900
THAT HAS NOTHING,
NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.

824
00:26:33,933 --> 00:26:35,633
OKAY, NOTHING !

825
00:26:35,667 --> 00:26:37,067
IT'S ME.

826
00:26:37,100 --> 00:26:39,433
THE POINT IS
YOU MET HER.

827
00:26:39,467 --> 00:26:41,533
YOU MET
JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS.

828
00:26:41,567 --> 00:26:43,633
COME ON,
YOU MET JULIA.

829
00:26:43,667 --> 00:26:45,200
THAT'S WHAT YOU WANTED,
YOU MET HER.

830
00:26:45,233 --> 00:26:46,700
ISN'T THAT
FANTASTIC ?

831
00:26:46,733 --> 00:26:48,300
I THINK
THAT'S GREAT.

832
00:26:48,333 --> 00:26:49,567
THAT WAS TERRIBLE.

833
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:51,700
THAT WAS LIKE,
MAYBE AN ENCOUNTER,

834
00:26:51,733 --> 00:26:53,967
BUT, THAT'S NOT
A MEETING.

835
00:26:54,067 --> 00:26:56,067
I DON'T WHAT
YOU'RE QUIBBLING
ABOUT SEMANTICS HERE.

836
00:26:56,067 --> 00:26:57,400
YOU DID MEET HER.

837
00:26:57,433 --> 00:26:59,100
IT WAS AN
UNPLEASANT MEETING,

838
00:26:59,133 --> 00:27:00,833
IT WASN'T
A LONG MEETING,

839
00:27:00,867 --> 00:27:04,067
BUT IT WAS,
NEVERTHELESS,
A MEETING.

840
00:27:04,067 --> 00:27:07,400
OKAY, WE HAVE,
A DIVERGENCE OF OPINION.

841
00:27:07,433 --> 00:27:09,200
THIS HAPPENS ALL
THE TIME IN LAW.

842
00:27:09,233 --> 00:27:11,067
IT'S LIKE, ONE PERSON
SEES IT ONE WAY,

843
00:27:11,067 --> 00:27:12,300
ANOTHER PERSON
SEES IT ANOTHER WAY.

844
00:27:12,333 --> 00:27:13,433
YOU SAW THAT
AS A MEETING.

845
00:27:13,467 --> 00:27:15,800
I JUST SAW THAT AS
A HORRIBLE MOMENT IN MY LIFE.

846
00:27:15,833 --> 00:27:17,833
OKAY, GET OUT.

847
00:27:19,867 --> 00:27:22,067
WELL, THERE WAS
A REASON I CAME OVER.

848
00:27:22,067 --> 00:27:23,067
THANK YOU.

849
00:27:23,100 --> 00:27:24,367
I FOUND THIS.

850
00:27:28,067 --> 00:27:30,633
DOES THAT LOOK FAMILIAR
AT ALL TO YOU ?

851
00:27:30,667 --> 00:27:31,833
IS THAT...

852
00:27:31,867 --> 00:27:32,933
YEAH, WHERE'D
YOU GET THIS ?

853
00:27:32,967 --> 00:27:34,233
IT WAS IN MY HOUSE.

854
00:27:34,267 --> 00:27:36,067
IT WAS UNDER A CUSHION
BY THE CHAIR.

855
00:27:38,533 --> 00:27:40,100
I WAS JUST WONDERING
IF THAT WAS YOURS.

856
00:27:40,133 --> 00:27:42,967
YEAH, THANK YOU,
THANK YOU.

857
00:27:43,067 --> 00:27:44,833
THERE'S A REWARD
INVOLVED IN THAT.

858
00:27:44,867 --> 00:27:47,500
JUST LOOK RIGHT IN
THE FRONT PART.

859
00:27:47,533 --> 00:27:51,667
IT SAYS $500 TO THE PERSON
WHO RETURNS THIS TO L. DAVID.

860
00:27:51,700 --> 00:27:55,067
I PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER AND
THOUGHT THE "L" STOOD FOR LARRY.

861
00:27:55,067 --> 00:27:56,100
IS THAT RIGHT ?

862
00:27:56,133 --> 00:27:57,400
I'LL GET A CHECK,
SHERLOCK.

863
00:27:57,433 --> 00:27:59,067
PERFECT, CHECK IS FINE.

864
00:27:59,100 --> 00:28:00,733
MAYBE YOU CAN GET YOURSELF
A NEW SWEATER.

865
00:28:01,733 --> 00:28:03,900
IT'S "EI"

866
00:28:05,333 --> 00:28:07,300
WEINSTOCK.

867
00:28:23,267 --> 00:28:27,067
Captions Copyright 2000
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868
00:28:27,100 --> 00:28:32,067
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ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P.

869
00:28:32,067 --> 00:28:42,067
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870
00:28:42,067 --> 00:28:52,067
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