1 00:00:06,633 --> 00:00:09,400 Captions made possible by HOME BOX OFFICE 2 00:00:09,433 --> 00:00:12,467 A DIVISION OF TIME WARNER ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P. 3 00:00:14,633 --> 00:00:16,500 ( whispering ) 4 00:00:18,367 --> 00:00:20,467 I'M SO SORRY. 5 00:00:20,500 --> 00:00:22,033 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING. 6 00:00:22,067 --> 00:00:23,633 IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. 7 00:00:23,667 --> 00:00:25,600 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 8 00:00:25,633 --> 00:00:27,000 THANK YOU. 9 00:00:27,033 --> 00:00:31,133 ( female ) OH, GOSH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 10 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:35,700 LARRY, I'M SO SORRY ABOUT YOUR AUNT. 11 00:00:35,733 --> 00:00:37,933 OH, YOU KNOW WHAT ? IT WAS CHERYL'S AUNT. 12 00:00:37,967 --> 00:00:39,567 BUT THANK YOU. 13 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:41,433 DID YOU FLY IN FROM FLORIDA ? 14 00:00:41,467 --> 00:00:42,833 NO, NO, NO, 15 00:00:42,867 --> 00:00:45,067 HER SISTER AND HER SISTER'S BOYFRIEND AND HER PARENTS FLEW IN. 16 00:00:45,100 --> 00:00:46,200 I LIVE HERE. 17 00:00:46,233 --> 00:00:47,267 OH, I SEE. 18 00:00:47,300 --> 00:00:48,367 CONDOLENCES. 19 00:00:55,867 --> 00:00:57,033 NICE SERVICE. 20 00:00:57,067 --> 00:00:58,300 YEAH. 21 00:00:58,333 --> 00:01:00,600 THANKS FOR THE HOTEL ROOM. 22 00:01:00,633 --> 00:01:02,067 I APPRECIATE THAT. 23 00:01:02,100 --> 00:01:03,933 PLEASE, MY PLEASURE. 24 00:01:03,967 --> 00:01:05,767 IT'S, UH, I WAS GONNA ASK YOU, 25 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:07,567 IS THAT MINI BAR, 26 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:10,100 IS THAT INCLUDED WITH THE WHOLE THING ? 27 00:01:10,133 --> 00:01:11,300 SURE, WHATEVER YOU WANT. 28 00:01:11,333 --> 00:01:12,367 OH, GREAT. 29 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:13,433 YEAH, HELP YOURSELF. 30 00:01:13,467 --> 00:01:16,267 SOME M&M's, YOU KNOW, TOBLERONE. 31 00:01:16,300 --> 00:01:17,767 I DON'T DRINK. 32 00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:19,533 IT'S CHOCOLATE. 33 00:01:21,100 --> 00:01:23,133 HOW'S, UH, HOW'S CHERYL HOLDING UP ? 34 00:01:23,167 --> 00:01:25,067 I THINK SHE'S OKAY. 35 00:01:25,067 --> 00:01:26,300 YEAH. 36 00:01:26,333 --> 00:01:28,933 CUT MY FINGER THIS MORNING TRYING TO PUT THAT, UH, 37 00:01:28,967 --> 00:01:30,800 MAKE A HOLE IN MY BELT. 38 00:01:30,833 --> 00:01:33,867 SO I MUST HAVE LOST WEIGHT OR SOMETHING. 39 00:01:33,900 --> 00:01:35,467 IT'S KILLING ME. 40 00:01:38,267 --> 00:01:40,767 WELL, UH, IT'S A GOOD FAMILY. 41 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:42,433 YEAH, THEY'RE VERY NICE. 42 00:01:42,467 --> 00:01:44,067 BECKY'S A NICE GIRL, RIGHT ? 43 00:01:44,067 --> 00:01:46,867 BECKY ? YEAH, SHE'S A DOLL, SHE'S REALLY SWEET. 44 00:01:46,900 --> 00:01:48,833 HOW, HOW LONG DID YOU DATE BEFORE 45 00:01:48,867 --> 00:01:51,500 YOU AND CHERYL GOT MARRIED ? 46 00:01:53,067 --> 00:01:54,933 NOT THAT LONG, REALLY. 47 00:01:54,967 --> 00:01:57,467 WE WERE FRIENDS FOR AWHILE AND THEN, YOU KNOW, 48 00:01:57,500 --> 00:02:01,367 AFTER WE HAD INTERCOURSE WE GOT MARRIED VERY QUICKLY. 49 00:02:02,467 --> 00:02:04,600 BECKY REALLY WANTS TO GET MARRIED. 50 00:02:06,433 --> 00:02:10,500 AND UH, I'M JUST NOT, I'M NOT INTO IT. 51 00:02:10,533 --> 00:02:13,867 AND, UH, THE DAY THAT WE GOT THE CALL, 52 00:02:13,900 --> 00:02:15,500 I WAS ACTUALLY GONNA BREAK UP, 53 00:02:15,533 --> 00:02:18,700 I WAS OVER THERE TO BREAK UP WITH BECKY. 54 00:02:18,733 --> 00:02:21,600 HOLY COW, SO YOU FLEW OUT HERE 55 00:02:21,633 --> 00:02:24,433 AND YOU WANTED TO ALREADY BE FREE. 56 00:02:24,467 --> 00:02:26,300 I MISSED IT... 57 00:02:26,333 --> 00:02:29,133 LIKE, BY FIVE MINUTES. 58 00:02:29,167 --> 00:02:30,467 OH, MY GOSH. 59 00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:33,800 AND THEN YOU COULDN'T DO IT AFTER SHE KILLED HERSELF. 60 00:02:33,833 --> 00:02:36,667 WHAT DO THINK WOULD BE THE APPROPRIATE TIME 61 00:02:36,700 --> 00:02:39,300 FOR SOMEBODY TO WAIT 'TIL THEY... ? 62 00:02:39,333 --> 00:02:40,367 UH-HUH. 63 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:43,067 'TIL I TELL HER ? 64 00:02:43,100 --> 00:02:45,533 IF IT WAS HER MOTHER, I WOULD SAY YOU'D HAVE TO 65 00:02:45,567 --> 00:02:48,500 GO BACK ON THE PLANE AND WAIT MAYBE SIX DAYS. 66 00:02:48,533 --> 00:02:50,267 A WEEK. 67 00:02:50,300 --> 00:02:52,367 FOR AN AUNT ? 68 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:54,633 FOR AN AUNT WHO DOESN'T EVEN LIVE WHERE YOU LIVE, 69 00:02:54,667 --> 00:02:57,200 WHO YOU DON'T SEE THAT OFTEN, 70 00:02:57,233 --> 00:03:00,067 I THINK YOU COULD DO IT WHEN YOU GET HOME, 71 00:03:00,067 --> 00:03:03,067 WHEN YOU GET BACK, WHEN YOU GET BACK TO FLORIDA. 72 00:03:03,100 --> 00:03:05,600 WHAT SHOULD I SAY ? I MEAN... 73 00:03:05,633 --> 00:03:07,500 JUST TELL HER YOU'RE NOT HAPPY. 74 00:03:07,533 --> 00:03:08,867 THAT'S VERY GOOD, THAT WORKS. 75 00:03:08,900 --> 00:03:11,867 I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY USED IT MYSELF, BUT I THINK IT WORKS. 76 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:13,067 OKAY. 77 00:03:13,067 --> 00:03:14,500 I'VE GOT A BREATH PROBLEM, WHAT-- ? 78 00:03:14,533 --> 00:03:17,667 NO, I THOUGHT I SAW A BUG, THAT'S CREEPY. 79 00:03:17,700 --> 00:03:20,433 ARIGHT, LISTEN, WE NEVER HAD THIS CONVERSATION, BY THE WAY. 80 00:03:20,467 --> 00:03:21,967 NO. 81 00:03:22,067 --> 00:03:23,300 OKAY ? 82 00:03:23,333 --> 00:03:25,167 I WON'T SAY ANYTHING. 83 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:27,167 ( fly buzzing ) 84 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:29,300 THANKS FOR YOUR ADVICE. 85 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:33,567 WOW, I THINK I GOT THE HEAT, UH, 86 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:35,667 TURNED DOWN A BIT. 87 00:03:35,700 --> 00:03:38,167 WHAT WERE YOU AND CRAIG TALKING ABOUT ? 88 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:39,433 LOUISE. 89 00:03:39,467 --> 00:03:40,467 IS HE OKAY ? 90 00:03:40,500 --> 00:03:41,933 OH, YEAH. 91 00:03:41,967 --> 00:03:44,600 YOU WOULD BE VERY SURPRISED HOW BROKEN UP HE IS ABOUT THIS. 92 00:03:44,633 --> 00:03:45,967 HE'S BEEN VERY, VERY QUIET FOR SEVERAL DAYS. 93 00:03:46,067 --> 00:03:47,100 THAT'S SO SWEET. 94 00:03:47,133 --> 00:03:50,300 THE SERVICE WAS WONDERFUL, WASN'T IT ? 95 00:03:50,333 --> 00:03:51,600 YEAH, IT WORKED OUT NICELY. 96 00:03:51,633 --> 00:03:52,767 WELL, THANK YOU. 97 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:55,133 YOU KNOW WHAT ? HEY, LISTEN, YOU GUYS, UM, 98 00:03:55,167 --> 00:03:57,200 I WANT YOU TO KNOW IF YOU WANT TO STAY 99 00:03:57,233 --> 00:03:58,667 A COUPLE OF EXTRA DAYS IN THE HOUSE, 100 00:03:58,700 --> 00:04:00,233 THAT'S FINE, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 101 00:04:00,267 --> 00:04:04,433 YOU COULD STAY ANOTHER DAY IN THE HOTEL. 102 00:04:04,467 --> 00:04:06,567 OH, THAT'S REALLY NICE. 103 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:07,967 STAY THERE A NIGHT OR TWO. 104 00:04:08,067 --> 00:04:09,600 YEAH, ONE NIGHT. 105 00:04:09,633 --> 00:04:10,933 THAT WOULD BE NICE, BECAUSE WE HATE FLYING. 106 00:04:10,967 --> 00:04:11,933 NEITHER OF US LIKE TO FLY. 107 00:04:11,967 --> 00:04:13,467 YEAH, HEY, NOBODY LIKES TO FLY. 108 00:04:13,500 --> 00:04:15,600 I DON'T EVEN LIKE TO DRIVE. 109 00:04:15,633 --> 00:04:17,367 AND I DON'T LIKE WALKING. 110 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:19,333 SO OCCASIONALLY, I DON'T REALLY KNOW 111 00:04:19,367 --> 00:04:22,267 WHAT MODE OF TRANSPORTATION TO-- 112 00:04:22,300 --> 00:04:24,300 I DON'T KNOW IF WE CAN DO ANYTHING ABOUT THIS, 113 00:04:24,333 --> 00:04:27,067 BUT WE WERE A LITTLE UPSET THAT THERE WAS NO OBITUARY. 114 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,433 OH, WOW, I DIDN'T EVEN THINK OF THAT. 115 00:04:28,467 --> 00:04:31,300 LIKE SHE DIDN'T HAVE A LIFE OUT HERE, YOU KNOW ? 116 00:04:31,333 --> 00:04:33,800 IT SORT OF MAKES IT REAL. 117 00:04:33,833 --> 00:04:35,600 YOU KNOW, MY FRIEND, UH, MY MANAGER 118 00:04:35,633 --> 00:04:37,367 ACTUALLY KNOWS SOMEBODY AT THE PAPER. 119 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:39,300 I'LL BET I COULD GET SOMETHING IN THERE FOR YOU. 120 00:04:39,333 --> 00:04:40,433 THAT WOULD BE SO GOOD. 121 00:04:40,467 --> 00:04:42,633 THAT'D BE REALLY SWEET. 122 00:04:42,667 --> 00:04:44,367 YOU KNOW WHAT ? I'LL WRITE IT MYSELF. 123 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:45,900 I'LL TAKE CARE OF THE WHOLE THING. 124 00:04:45,933 --> 00:04:47,100 NO PROBLEM. 125 00:04:47,133 --> 00:04:48,400 THERE'S ANYTHING YOU WANT TO ADD, 126 00:04:48,433 --> 00:04:49,900 YOU JUST TELL ME ABOUT IT, AND I'LL GET IT IN. 127 00:04:49,933 --> 00:04:51,867 IT'S NOT GONNA BE FUNNY, IS IT ? 128 00:04:51,900 --> 00:04:52,933 MOM, PLEASE. 129 00:04:52,967 --> 00:04:55,067 ( mom ) WELL, THAT'S WHAT HE DOES. 130 00:04:55,067 --> 00:04:56,100 NO, IT'S NOT GONNA BE FUNNY. 131 00:04:56,133 --> 00:04:57,867 IT'LL BE VERY TASTEFUL AND APPROPRIATE. 132 00:04:57,900 --> 00:04:59,367 DON'T WORRY, IT'LL BE FINE. 133 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:00,467 HE'S JUST A WRITER, HE CAN DO ANYTHING. 134 00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:02,633 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 135 00:05:02,667 --> 00:05:04,667 WE LOVE YOU, LARRY. 136 00:05:04,700 --> 00:05:06,367 I LOVE YOU, TOO. 137 00:05:12,900 --> 00:05:14,067 HEY. 138 00:05:14,100 --> 00:05:15,133 HEY ! 139 00:05:15,167 --> 00:05:16,433 SORRY I'M LATE. 140 00:05:16,467 --> 00:05:17,900 HEY, IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE. 141 00:05:17,933 --> 00:05:20,933 IT'S VERY HARD TO EXTRICATE MYSELF FROM WARNER'S. 142 00:05:20,967 --> 00:05:22,067 WHY ARE YOU STILL WEARING THE TIE ? 143 00:05:22,100 --> 00:05:23,133 YOU DON'T HAVE TO WEAR IT ANYMORE. 144 00:05:23,167 --> 00:05:24,533 I DON'T KNOW. 145 00:05:24,567 --> 00:05:26,067 IF I DIDN'T HAVE TO, I WOULDN'T. 146 00:05:26,100 --> 00:05:27,867 WELL, I MEAN, ONCE YOU'VE GOT THE OUTFIT ON, 147 00:05:27,900 --> 00:05:31,100 YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST WEAR IT TO ITS COMPLETION. 148 00:05:31,133 --> 00:05:32,300 MAINTAIN THE OUTFIT. 149 00:05:32,333 --> 00:05:33,467 "TO ITS COMPLETION." 150 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:34,933 YEAH. 151 00:05:34,967 --> 00:05:36,800 HEY, SO YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE CARE OF THIS, 152 00:05:36,833 --> 00:05:38,533 THIS OBITUARY THING ? 153 00:05:38,567 --> 00:05:39,733 REALLY ? DONE DEAL, MAN. 154 00:05:39,767 --> 00:05:41,267 4:00 IS THE DEADLINE. 155 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:43,767 YOU GET IT TO ME BY 4:00 AND I'LL GET IT TO HIM. 156 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:44,833 I'LL FAX IT OVER. 157 00:05:44,867 --> 00:05:46,167 NO PROBLEM. THANKS SO MUCH. 158 00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:47,300 VERY NICE OF YOU. 159 00:05:47,333 --> 00:05:48,833 OH, WELL, IT'S MY PLEASURE. 160 00:05:48,867 --> 00:05:50,800 THAT'LL SCORE SOME BIG POINTS WITH THE FAMILY. 161 00:05:50,833 --> 00:05:52,267 HOW DID SHE DIE ? 162 00:05:52,300 --> 00:05:53,300 KILLED HERSELF. 163 00:05:53,333 --> 00:05:54,400 NO, SHE DIDN'T. 164 00:05:54,433 --> 00:05:55,667 KILLED HERSELF-- 165 00:05:55,700 --> 00:05:56,733 WHY ? 166 00:05:56,767 --> 00:05:59,433 WHY ? NOBODY KNOWS, SHE DIDN'T LEAVE A NOTE. 167 00:05:59,467 --> 00:06:00,600 THAT IS SO RUDE, ISN'T THAT ? 168 00:06:00,633 --> 00:06:01,700 THAT'S REALLY RUDE. 169 00:06:01,733 --> 00:06:03,333 I MEAN, IF YOU LEAVE YOUR HOUSE FOR 10 MINUTES 170 00:06:03,367 --> 00:06:05,067 TO GO GET A CONTAINER OF MILK, 171 00:06:05,067 --> 00:06:06,867 YOU TELL SOMEBODY WHERE YOU WENT, DON'T YOU ? 172 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:08,867 I LEAVE MY WIFE A NOTE BEFORE I GO ANYWHERE. 173 00:06:08,900 --> 00:06:11,700 YEAH, WOULD IT HAVE KILLED HER TO LEAVE A NOTE ? 174 00:06:11,733 --> 00:06:12,700 I DON'T KNOW. 175 00:06:12,733 --> 00:06:15,467 UH, MY MOM'S IN TOWN WITH MY DAD. 176 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:16,767 IT'S HER BIRTHDAY. 177 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:18,100 IT'D BE GREAT, 178 00:06:18,133 --> 00:06:20,133 CONSIDERING ALL THAT'S GONE DOWN BETWEEN YOU AND MY PARENTS, 179 00:06:20,167 --> 00:06:22,900 IF, FOR MY MOM'S BIRTHDAY, YOU GOT HER A LITTLE GIFT, A LITTLE SOMETHING. 180 00:06:22,933 --> 00:06:25,967 DOESN'T MATTER WHAT IT IS, IT'S A NICE GESTURE. 181 00:06:26,067 --> 00:06:27,667 IT REALLY IS. 182 00:06:27,700 --> 00:06:29,400 ANY IDEAS ? 183 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:32,967 NO. 184 00:06:34,067 --> 00:06:35,433 OKAY. 185 00:06:35,467 --> 00:06:36,767 GOOD. 186 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:38,067 HEY, LET'S DO THIS OBITUARY THING, OKAY ? 187 00:06:38,067 --> 00:06:39,067 ALRIGHT. 188 00:06:39,100 --> 00:06:40,100 YOU HAVE A PAD ? 189 00:06:40,133 --> 00:06:42,067 OKAY. YEAH, I GOT A PAD. 190 00:06:43,067 --> 00:06:44,633 UM, LOUISE HOENIN. 191 00:06:44,667 --> 00:06:46,433 H-O-E-N-I-N. 192 00:06:46,467 --> 00:06:49,200 DEVOTED SISTER, 193 00:06:49,233 --> 00:06:51,833 BELOVED AUNT. 194 00:06:52,700 --> 00:06:55,533 DIED OF UNDISCLOSED CAUSES... 195 00:06:59,833 --> 00:07:02,700 IT ONLY TOOK US ABOUT 20 MINUTES, DOOR TO DOOR. 196 00:07:02,733 --> 00:07:04,167 DID VERY WELL. 197 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:05,200 ( male ) YEAH, THAT'S UNUSUAL. 198 00:07:05,233 --> 00:07:06,633 I WASN'T WORRIED 199 00:07:06,667 --> 00:07:09,567 BECAUSE I HAVE UNLIMITED MILEAGE ON MY RENTAL CAR. 200 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:11,267 I WOULDN'T CARE HOW LONG IT WAS. 201 00:07:11,300 --> 00:07:12,433 ( male ) THAT'S GOOD. 202 00:07:12,467 --> 00:07:15,767 WE WERE SURPRISED THE FREEWAY WAS VIRTUALLY EMPTY. 203 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:18,567 YOU CAN REALLY GET STUCK IN TRAFFIC FOR HOURS. 204 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:19,800 YEAH. 205 00:07:19,833 --> 00:07:22,733 SOMETIMES IT GETS SO BAD YOU CAN HARDLY BREATHE. 206 00:07:24,467 --> 00:07:26,933 I'M GLAD I DON'T LIVE HERE. 207 00:07:26,967 --> 00:07:29,100 DO YOU THINK BECKY'S COMING DOWN PRETTY SOON ? 208 00:07:29,133 --> 00:07:30,733 OH, I THINK SO. 209 00:07:30,767 --> 00:07:33,467 SHE'S BEEN ON THE PHONE ALL MORNING WITH HER, UH, 210 00:07:33,500 --> 00:07:35,867 BOYFRIEND, WELL, NOW HER EX-BOYFRIEND. 211 00:07:35,900 --> 00:07:39,467 HE BROKE UP WITH HER LAST NIGHT AND... 212 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:41,967 ISN'T THAT AWFUL ? 213 00:07:42,067 --> 00:07:46,600 I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF TIMING-- IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. 214 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:47,867 ( female ) LOUSY. 215 00:07:51,233 --> 00:07:53,633 SO I THINK I'M GONNA GO OUT FOR AWHILE. 216 00:07:53,667 --> 00:07:54,633 IS THAT OKAY ? 217 00:07:54,667 --> 00:07:56,067 WHERE ARE YOU GOING ? 218 00:07:56,100 --> 00:07:58,067 I WAS THINKING ABOUT PLAYING SOME GOLF. 219 00:07:58,067 --> 00:08:00,533 ARE YOU JOKING ? 220 00:08:00,567 --> 00:08:02,700 WELL, I'M NOT CONTRIBUTING ANYTHING HERE. 221 00:08:02,733 --> 00:08:04,067 YES, YOU ARE. I'M DETRACTING. 222 00:08:04,067 --> 00:08:05,567 I'M A MINUS HERE, I'M NOT A PLUS. 223 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:07,067 IF YOUR AUNT DIED, 224 00:08:07,067 --> 00:08:09,667 I WOULD BE RIGHT BY YOUR SIDE TO SUPPORT YOU. 225 00:08:09,700 --> 00:08:11,133 HEY, IF MY AUNT KILLED HERSELF, 226 00:08:11,167 --> 00:08:12,933 I WOULD BE ENCOURAGING YOU TO LEAVE THE HOUSE. 227 00:08:12,967 --> 00:08:14,133 I'D SAY GO, GO HAVE SOME FUN. 228 00:08:14,167 --> 00:08:16,400 YOU DON'T HAVE TO STAY HERE AND MOURN. 229 00:08:16,433 --> 00:08:17,900 I WOULD KEEP YOU AROUND TO MOURN ? 230 00:08:17,933 --> 00:08:19,733 YOU'RE NOT GOING GOLFING. 231 00:08:22,167 --> 00:08:23,867 WELL, I KNOW WE'RE ALL GOING TO MISS LOUISE. 232 00:08:23,900 --> 00:08:25,700 OH, YEAH. 233 00:08:25,733 --> 00:08:27,067 VERY MUCH SO. 234 00:08:27,100 --> 00:08:28,100 MM-HMM. 235 00:08:28,133 --> 00:08:29,800 BUT WE HAVE TO CONTINUE. 236 00:08:29,833 --> 00:08:31,567 WE MUST GO ON. 237 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:33,367 ( Larry ) WE MUST GO ON. 238 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:36,633 CAN'T GO ON. 239 00:08:36,667 --> 00:08:39,133 MUST GO ON. 240 00:08:41,900 --> 00:08:45,067 WELL, YOU KNOW, LAUGHTER IS A GREAT HEALER 241 00:08:45,067 --> 00:08:47,267 AND YOU'VE GOTTA HAVE A SMILE. 242 00:08:47,300 --> 00:08:51,367 YOU KNOW, YOU GET OVER A LOT OF THINGS THAT WAY. 243 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:53,867 YEAH, I ONCE PERFORMED FOR NORMAN COUSINS 244 00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:56,267 IN HIS HOSPITAL ROOM WHEN HE WAS ON HIS DEATHBED. 245 00:08:56,300 --> 00:08:58,200 HE REQUESTED ME TO DO FIVE MINUTES. 246 00:08:58,233 --> 00:09:01,900 AND, UH, I BOMBED, ACTUALLY, 247 00:09:01,933 --> 00:09:03,267 AND HE GOT MUCH WORSE 248 00:09:03,300 --> 00:09:05,733 AND HE HAD TO WATCH SOME MARX BROTHERS MOVIES 249 00:09:05,767 --> 00:09:07,600 TO ACTUALLY RESUSCITATE HIM, BUT... 250 00:09:07,633 --> 00:09:10,700 YOU KNOW WHO'S FUNNY ? THAT CARROT TOP. 251 00:09:10,733 --> 00:09:12,333 HAVE YOU SEEN THAT GUY ? 252 00:09:12,367 --> 00:09:14,733 HE COMES ON THE TONIGHT SHOW ONCE IN AWHILE. 253 00:09:14,767 --> 00:09:16,967 BIG MOP OF RED HAIR. 254 00:09:17,067 --> 00:09:18,700 OH, MY GOSH ! 255 00:09:18,733 --> 00:09:21,933 THE OBITUARY ! DO WE HAVE THE PAPER ? 256 00:09:21,967 --> 00:09:23,733 OH, YEAH, WE WANT TO LOOK AT THAT. 257 00:09:23,767 --> 00:09:25,067 OKAY. 258 00:09:25,067 --> 00:09:26,733 I'LL GO GET THE PAPER. 259 00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:28,667 NO, DON'T YOU BOTHER, I'VE GOT THE CAR. 260 00:09:28,700 --> 00:09:30,933 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE IT IS. 261 00:09:30,967 --> 00:09:33,433 I HAVE UNLIMITED MILEAGE, I CAN DRIVE ANYWHERE. 262 00:09:33,467 --> 00:09:34,733 NO, HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING. 263 00:09:34,767 --> 00:09:36,600 IT'S RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER, HE'LL FIND IT. 264 00:09:36,633 --> 00:09:38,333 I'M SURE HE WILL. 265 00:09:38,367 --> 00:09:40,733 GIVES HIM PLEASURE TO USE THE RENTAL CAR. 266 00:09:40,767 --> 00:09:42,200 MM-HMM. 267 00:09:42,233 --> 00:09:44,100 YOU COULD MOVE OVER A LITTLE BIT NOW 268 00:09:44,133 --> 00:09:45,933 BECAUSE HE'S NOT SITTING THERE ANYMORE. 269 00:09:45,967 --> 00:09:47,067 GET A LITTLE MORE ROOM HERE. 270 00:09:47,067 --> 00:09:49,467 OH, THAT'S OKAY. 271 00:09:53,567 --> 00:09:54,533 THESE ARE PRETTY GOOD. 272 00:09:54,567 --> 00:09:55,967 YEAH. 273 00:09:56,067 --> 00:09:58,367 HOW MANY DO YOU THINK I CAN GET IN MY MOUTH AT ONE TIME ? 274 00:09:58,400 --> 00:09:59,433 SIX. 275 00:09:59,467 --> 00:10:00,467 YOU SAY SIX ? 276 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:01,500 ( female ) FIVE. 277 00:10:01,533 --> 00:10:04,067 THREE, FOUR. 278 00:10:08,667 --> 00:10:12,100 ( as Brando ) LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO MY SANTINO. 279 00:10:13,133 --> 00:10:14,933 GLADYS, GEORGE... 280 00:10:14,967 --> 00:10:16,000 LOOK WHAT THEY DID. 281 00:10:16,033 --> 00:10:17,067 OH, SUGAR. 282 00:10:17,100 --> 00:10:18,800 OH, NO, BECKY. 283 00:10:18,833 --> 00:10:20,233 OH, NO. 284 00:10:20,267 --> 00:10:21,933 OH, MY GOSH. 285 00:10:22,967 --> 00:10:25,667 OH, WHAT DID HE SAY ? WHAT HAPPENED ? 286 00:10:25,700 --> 00:10:29,133 HE JUST KEPT REPEATING SOMETHING ABOUT NOT BEING HAPPY. 287 00:10:29,167 --> 00:10:30,967 WE COULD'VE WORKED THROUGH THAT. 288 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,000 THE NERVE OF THIS GUY ! 289 00:10:32,033 --> 00:10:33,067 JERK. 290 00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:34,833 WHAT KIND OF TIMING IS THIS ? 291 00:10:34,867 --> 00:10:36,300 I JUST BURIED MY AUNT ! 292 00:10:36,333 --> 00:10:37,300 I KNOW. 293 00:10:37,333 --> 00:10:39,233 AND HE BREAKS UP WITH ME ? 294 00:10:39,267 --> 00:10:41,900 YOU DON'T DO THAT TO SOMEBODY, NO. 295 00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:44,267 THAT'S SO AWFUL. 296 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:47,933 I MEAN, HE REALLY LOVED ME. 297 00:10:47,967 --> 00:10:49,700 YEAH. 298 00:10:49,733 --> 00:10:51,800 DID HE SAY ANYTHING TO YOU ? 299 00:10:51,833 --> 00:10:54,467 I KNOW HOW MUCH HE LIKES YOU, I JUST THOUGHT MAYBE-- 300 00:10:54,500 --> 00:10:57,033 NO, WE JUST, UH, YOU KNOW, 301 00:10:57,067 --> 00:11:00,733 HE TALKED ABOUT AUNT LOUISE AND, THE MINI BAR. 302 00:11:00,767 --> 00:11:03,167 THE MINI BAR ? 303 00:11:04,467 --> 00:11:06,633 OH, GOSH, OH, GOSH. 304 00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:08,600 THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 305 00:11:08,633 --> 00:11:10,200 WHERE ARE YOU GOING ? 306 00:11:10,233 --> 00:11:12,833 I'VE GOT TO GET A BIRTHDAY PRESENT FOR JEFF'S MOTHER. 307 00:11:12,867 --> 00:11:14,833 I'M SORRY, I FORGOT, TODAY'S HER BIRTHDAY. 308 00:11:14,867 --> 00:11:18,067 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, I'M SORRY. 309 00:11:18,100 --> 00:11:20,467 OH, GOD, ALRIGHT, I'M GONNA BE BACK IN 20 MINUTES. 310 00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:22,900 EVERYBODY, EVERYBODY STAY HERE, OKAY ? 311 00:11:22,933 --> 00:11:25,800 GLADYS, YOU'RE HERE, OKAY, BARBARA ? 312 00:11:25,833 --> 00:11:27,600 GEORGE, RIGHT HERE. 313 00:11:27,633 --> 00:11:29,633 GLADYS, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 314 00:11:29,667 --> 00:11:32,067 I'M JUST GONNA GET A BIRTHDAY PRESENT. 315 00:11:32,067 --> 00:11:35,567 HALF AN HOUR AT-- 40 MINUTES AT THE MOST. 316 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:37,233 45 MINUTES. 317 00:11:37,267 --> 00:11:38,633 ( sobbing ) 318 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:46,133 UM, I'D LIKE TO BUY A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES. 319 00:11:46,167 --> 00:11:47,400 IT'S A BIRTHDAY PRESENT. 320 00:11:47,433 --> 00:11:48,433 OKAY. 321 00:11:48,467 --> 00:11:50,067 FOR MY FRIEND'S MOTHER. 322 00:11:50,067 --> 00:11:51,067 OH, THIS ONE I LIKE A LOT. 323 00:11:51,100 --> 00:11:52,133 THESE ARE GREAT. 324 00:11:52,167 --> 00:11:54,067 ELIZABETH TAYLOR WEARS THESE GLASSES. 325 00:11:54,067 --> 00:11:56,767 THE EXACT SAME GLASSES. YOU'RE KIDDING ! 326 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:57,867 LET ME SEE THAT MIRROR OVER THERE. 327 00:11:57,900 --> 00:11:59,067 THEY'RE VERY IN VOGUE RIGHT NOW. 328 00:11:59,067 --> 00:12:01,300 THEY ARE ? YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. 329 00:12:01,333 --> 00:12:03,300 YOU SEE WHY ? OH, YEAH. 330 00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:04,367 I LIKE THAT. 331 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:05,467 I THINK THEY'RE PERFECT. 332 00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:06,467 BEAUTIFUL. 333 00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:07,467 ALRIGHT. 334 00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:08,467 REALLY ? 335 00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:09,467 YEAH, SURE, COME ON. 336 00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:10,467 ALRIGHT, LET ME GET YOU A CASE. 337 00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:11,800 I DON'T FOOL AROUND. 338 00:12:11,833 --> 00:12:13,633 GIVE YOU A CASE, I'LL THROW IN SOME LENS CLEANER. 339 00:12:13,667 --> 00:12:14,900 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO PAY FOR THESE ? 340 00:12:14,933 --> 00:12:16,133 OKAY. CREDIT CARD. 341 00:12:16,167 --> 00:12:18,967 UM, CAN YOU GIFT WRAP THESE ? 342 00:12:19,067 --> 00:12:20,400 NO, I'M SORRY, WE DON'T WRAP. 343 00:12:20,433 --> 00:12:25,933 WELL, HOW WOULD ONE GO ABOUT GETTING THIS GIFT WRAPPED ? 344 00:12:25,967 --> 00:12:28,167 GET SOME WRAPPING PAPER AND WRAP IT. 345 00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:30,467 OKAY, WHERE WOULD I GET THE PAPER ? 346 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,267 YOU KNOW, THERE'S A CARD STORE UPSTAIRS. 347 00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:33,667 YOU COULD MAYBE GO THERE. 348 00:12:33,700 --> 00:12:36,833 AND WHAT ABOUT, WOULD THEY HAVE, YOU NEED A SCISSOR, TOO, RIGHT ? 349 00:12:36,867 --> 00:12:38,633 A SCISSOR. 350 00:12:38,667 --> 00:12:40,467 YOU NEED A SCISSOR TO CUT THE PAPER, RIGHT ? AND ALSO... 351 00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:41,533 TO CUT THE PAPER, YEAH. 352 00:12:41,567 --> 00:12:43,100 AND SCOTCH TAPE, TOO, RIGHT ? 353 00:12:43,133 --> 00:12:44,133 RIGHT. 354 00:12:44,167 --> 00:12:46,533 DO THEY SELL ALL THAT IN THE SAME STORE ? 355 00:12:46,567 --> 00:12:48,633 NO, I DON'T BELIEVE THEY DO. 356 00:12:48,667 --> 00:12:50,833 YOU COULD CHECK. 357 00:12:50,867 --> 00:12:52,433 AND YOU MIGHT WANT TO-- 358 00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:55,067 IF YOU'RE GONNA GO GET THAT STUFF, YOU MIGHT WANNA GET A BOW. 359 00:12:55,100 --> 00:12:56,233 AND A CARD. 360 00:12:56,267 --> 00:12:59,367 A BOW AND A CARD ? 361 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:02,133 WELL, YEAH, SO SHE KNOWS WHO THE GIFT IS FROM. 362 00:13:02,167 --> 00:13:03,367 I'M GONNA BE HANDING HER THE GIFT. 363 00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:04,600 ISN'T IT OBVIOUS WHO IT'S FROM ? 364 00:13:04,633 --> 00:13:06,167 YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAVE A CARD, I'M JUST SAYING. 365 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:10,500 WHAT A PROCESS THIS IS, A BOW AND A CARD... 366 00:13:10,533 --> 00:13:11,933 WHERE DO YOU GET THE BOW AND THE CARD ? 367 00:13:11,967 --> 00:13:14,733 IS THAT IN THE SAME STORE AS THE SCISSOR AND THE SCOTCH TAPE ? 368 00:13:14,767 --> 00:13:15,800 NO, THE CARD-- 369 00:13:15,833 --> 00:13:17,433 HOW MANY STORES ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HERE ? 370 00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:21,367 I REALLY DON'T KNOW. 371 00:13:23,833 --> 00:13:26,600 BOY, THIS IS VERY COMPLICATED. 372 00:13:31,933 --> 00:13:34,333 ( loud chattering ) 373 00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:39,900 ( chattering stops ) 374 00:13:42,667 --> 00:13:43,633 WHAT ? 375 00:13:47,100 --> 00:13:48,267 WHAT, WHAT ? 376 00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:50,567 WHAT ?! WE GOT A PAPER, THAT'S WHAT. 377 00:13:52,167 --> 00:13:54,667 "DEVOTED SISTER, BELOVED CUNT" ?! 378 00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:56,600 HUH ? 379 00:13:56,633 --> 00:13:58,333 THAT'S WHAT YOU PUT IN THE PAPER ? 380 00:13:58,367 --> 00:14:00,067 THIS IS A TYPO. 381 00:14:00,067 --> 00:14:01,933 THAT'S AUNT, IT SHOULD BE AUNT ! 382 00:14:01,967 --> 00:14:03,533 DID JEFF LOOK AT THIS BEFORE HE TURNED IT IN ? 383 00:14:03,567 --> 00:14:05,067 NO, THEY HAVE PROOFREADERS AT THESE PAPERS ! 384 00:14:05,067 --> 00:14:07,400 THE WOMAN LEADS A DECENT LIFE AND THIS IS HOW SHE ENDS UP ? 385 00:14:07,433 --> 00:14:08,900 "BELOVED CUNT" ?! 386 00:14:08,933 --> 00:14:10,067 OH ! 387 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:11,367 MY WIFE IS UPSET ! 388 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:13,533 I'M JUST GLAD YOU WEREN'T IN CHARGE OF THE HEADSTONE ! 389 00:14:13,567 --> 00:14:16,867 I MEANT BELOVED AUNT, NOT BELOVED CUNT ! 390 00:14:16,900 --> 00:14:17,933 LARRY. 391 00:14:17,967 --> 00:14:18,967 DON'T KEEP SAYING IT ! 392 00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:20,067 PLEASE. 393 00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:22,500 I'M SO SORRY, I'M SO SORRY. 394 00:14:22,533 --> 00:14:24,333 ( muffled yelling ) 395 00:14:24,367 --> 00:14:25,700 IT'S A TYPO. 396 00:14:25,733 --> 00:14:28,700 DON'T YOU SEE ? IT'S A TYPO ! 397 00:14:28,733 --> 00:14:32,133 IT'S A TYPO, IT'S AUNT ! 398 00:14:32,167 --> 00:14:34,467 CHERYL ! 399 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:36,133 LARRY-- 400 00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:38,800 HEY, LARRY, EXCUSE ME FOR A SECOND, CHERYL. 401 00:14:38,833 --> 00:14:41,233 I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH CRAIG AND I, UH, 402 00:14:41,267 --> 00:14:43,667 WANTED TO RUN THIS BY YOU, SEE IF IT RINGS ANY BELLS. 403 00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:45,933 "IT WASN'T HER MOTHER WHO DIED, IT WAS JUST HER AUNT. 404 00:14:45,967 --> 00:14:47,567 "YOU SHOULD BREAK UP WITH HER TODAY. 405 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:49,833 YOU DON'T LOOK HAPPY, YOU SHOULD BREAK UP !" 406 00:14:49,867 --> 00:14:51,233 WHAT ? 407 00:14:51,267 --> 00:14:52,600 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT HE SAID ! 408 00:14:52,633 --> 00:14:55,533 OH, MY GOD, DID YOU TELL CRAIG TO BREAK UP WITH BECKY ? 409 00:14:55,567 --> 00:14:57,100 HE TALKED TO ME AT THE FUNERAL, 410 00:14:57,133 --> 00:14:59,300 BUT I TOLD HIM TO WAIT 'TIL HE GOT BACK TO TALLAHASSEE ! 411 00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:01,400 I DIDN'T SAY TO DO IT LAST NIGHT AT THE WAKE ! 412 00:15:01,433 --> 00:15:02,867 OH, WELL, NEVER MIND ! 413 00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:04,833 WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU ?! 414 00:15:04,867 --> 00:15:07,267 HE'S A BAD GUY, I WAS DOING YOU A FAVOR ! 415 00:15:07,300 --> 00:15:09,700 OKAY, LARRY, I THINK YOU SHOULD JUST LEAVE ! 416 00:15:11,900 --> 00:15:13,867 YOU MEAN FOR TONIGHT ? 417 00:15:13,900 --> 00:15:16,267 AT LEAST, PLEASE. 418 00:15:18,067 --> 00:15:19,500 I AM SORRY. 419 00:15:19,533 --> 00:15:21,167 CHERYL, 420 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:23,900 YOU KNOW HOW I CAN GET THIS GIFT WRAPPED ? 421 00:15:47,867 --> 00:15:50,833 HEY, LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 422 00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:54,733 HOW WOULD ONE GO ABOUT GETTING THIS GIFT WRAPPED ? 423 00:15:54,767 --> 00:15:58,433 UM, WELL, UH, IF YOU, UH, 424 00:15:58,467 --> 00:15:59,533 DO YOU HAVE THE PAPER ? 425 00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:01,200 NO, I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING. 426 00:16:01,233 --> 00:16:03,867 YOU COULD PROBABLY GO TO A STATIONARY STORE. 427 00:16:03,900 --> 00:16:05,933 YEAH, STATIONARY STORE FOR THE SCISSOR AND THE TAPE, 428 00:16:05,967 --> 00:16:08,067 BUT YOU GOTTA GO SOMEPLACE ELSE FOR THE PAPER. 429 00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:09,767 YEAH, DEPENDING ON WHAT KIND OF PAPER YOU WANT. 430 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:11,433 I DON'T GIVE A SHIT, ANY KIND OF PAPER. 431 00:16:11,467 --> 00:16:14,933 WELL THEN YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GO TO, LIKE, A PARTY STORE, 432 00:16:14,967 --> 00:16:16,067 WHERE YOU CAN GET GIFT WRAPPING PAPER, 433 00:16:16,067 --> 00:16:17,200 AT, LIKE, A PARTY STORE. 434 00:16:17,233 --> 00:16:19,333 BUT THEY DON'T HAVE THE TAPE AND SCISSOR. 435 00:16:19,367 --> 00:16:20,433 I DON'T KNOW, THEY MIGHT, 436 00:16:20,467 --> 00:16:23,667 I WOULDN'T BET ON IT, I WOULD BRING MY OWN. 437 00:16:23,700 --> 00:16:24,800 WELL, LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION. 438 00:16:24,833 --> 00:16:27,400 IF I BROUGHT THE SCISSOR AND THE TAPE 439 00:16:27,433 --> 00:16:29,633 TO THIS PARTY STORE THAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT... 440 00:16:29,667 --> 00:16:30,667 RIGHT, THEY HAVE THE PAPER THERE. 441 00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:32,233 WOULD THEY WRAP IT FOR ME ? 442 00:16:32,267 --> 00:16:34,267 THEY MIGHT, HONESTY, I DON'T KNOW 443 00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:35,900 BECAUSE MY WIFE WRAPS EVERYTHING. 444 00:16:35,933 --> 00:16:38,700 BUT IF YOU BRING IT WITH YOU, IF YOU HAVE IT THERE, 445 00:16:38,733 --> 00:16:40,067 MAYBE THEY-- I DON'T KNOW, 446 00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:42,900 IF YOU JUST TIP THEM OR SOMETHING. 447 00:16:42,933 --> 00:16:44,767 HEY, LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 448 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:47,500 HOW WOULD YOU GO ABOUT GETTING SOMETHING LIKE THIS GIFT WRAPPED ? 449 00:16:47,533 --> 00:16:49,467 JUST GO TO A HALLMARK OR SOMETHING. 450 00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:50,733 YEAH, STATIONARY STORE. 451 00:16:50,767 --> 00:16:52,200 THAT'S FOR THE PAPER, RIGHT ? 452 00:16:52,233 --> 00:16:53,500 BUT THEY DON'T HAVE THE SCISSORS AND THE TAPE. 453 00:16:53,533 --> 00:16:54,500 YEAH, THEY WILL. 454 00:16:54,533 --> 00:16:55,633 THEY GOT SCISSORS AND TAPE ? 455 00:16:55,667 --> 00:16:57,333 YEAH. REALLY ? 456 00:16:57,367 --> 00:16:59,800 RIBBON AND BOWS AND CARDS. 457 00:16:59,833 --> 00:17:00,867 YEAH, THEY HAVE EVERYTHING THERE. 458 00:17:00,900 --> 00:17:02,667 SO, HALLMARK HAS THAT WHOLE THING THERE ? 459 00:17:02,700 --> 00:17:04,133 WHERE'S THE HALLMARK ? 460 00:17:04,167 --> 00:17:06,067 I DON'T KNOW. 461 00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:09,200 ( male ) YOU GOTTA FIX THIS PUMP OVER HERE. 462 00:17:09,233 --> 00:17:12,133 ALRIGHT, FORGET IT, I'M ALL DONE HERE. 463 00:17:12,167 --> 00:17:15,067 YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THE HALLMARK IS. 464 00:17:20,633 --> 00:17:23,433 SO, MOM, I THOUGHT MAYBE TOMORROW IF YOU'RE UP TO IT, 465 00:17:23,467 --> 00:17:25,067 WE'D GO TO THE OUTLET CENTER. 466 00:17:25,067 --> 00:17:26,267 ALRIGHT. 467 00:17:26,300 --> 00:17:28,333 HI ! LOOK WHO'S HERE. 468 00:17:28,367 --> 00:17:29,733 HELLO. 469 00:17:29,767 --> 00:17:30,767 LARRY, HI. 470 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:31,767 HI. 471 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:32,767 BE NICE. 472 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:33,767 HI. 473 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:34,800 HI. 474 00:17:34,833 --> 00:17:35,833 HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 475 00:17:35,867 --> 00:17:37,300 ( Jeff ) HEY ! 476 00:17:37,333 --> 00:17:40,133 ( wife ) THAT WAS SWEET OF YOU. 477 00:17:40,167 --> 00:17:42,967 WHAT KIND OF PRESENT IS THAT ? NOT WRAPPED NICELY. 478 00:17:43,067 --> 00:17:45,967 YEAH, I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT. 479 00:17:46,067 --> 00:17:48,700 I LOOKED IN STORES, I COULDN'T FIND ANY WRAPPING STORE. 480 00:17:48,733 --> 00:17:51,100 YOU KNOW, THERE'S NO WRAPPING STORES ANYWHERE ? 481 00:17:51,133 --> 00:17:53,600 OH, MY GOSH ! 482 00:17:53,633 --> 00:17:56,300 SUNGLASSES ! 483 00:17:56,333 --> 00:17:57,433 ( Jeff ) WOW, LOOK AT THOSE. 484 00:17:57,467 --> 00:17:59,500 OH, MY GOSH, LOOK AT THIS ! 485 00:17:59,533 --> 00:18:02,767 YOU KNOW WHAT ? ELIZABETH TAYLOR WEARS GLASSES, 486 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:05,267 EXACT, SHE HAS THE EXACT SAME GLASSES ! 487 00:18:05,300 --> 00:18:06,300 YOU HEAR THAT ? 488 00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:07,967 I CAN'T USE 'EM. 489 00:18:08,067 --> 00:18:10,567 I, I HAVE A PRESCRIPTION IN MY LENSES. 490 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:12,233 I'M SORRY. 491 00:18:12,267 --> 00:18:14,400 ALRIGHT, NO, NO, I'LL GET-- 492 00:18:14,433 --> 00:18:16,067 I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. 493 00:18:16,067 --> 00:18:17,433 I WANT TO DO IT, I WANT TO DO IT. 494 00:18:17,467 --> 00:18:18,933 I'LL GET LENSES PUT IN. 495 00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:20,100 YOU'LL GIVE ME YOUR PRESCRIPTION 496 00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:21,633 AND WE'LL MAKE THEM PRESCRIPTION GLASSES. 497 00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:23,600 ( Jeff ) ISN'T THAT NICE ? 498 00:18:23,633 --> 00:18:25,400 OH, HOW DID THE OBIT GO ? 499 00:18:25,433 --> 00:18:27,067 YOU GOT A PAPER ? 500 00:18:27,067 --> 00:18:28,467 YEAH, IT'S OVER THERE. 501 00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:30,100 OBITUARIES... 502 00:18:30,133 --> 00:18:31,667 IT'S IN THE BACK THERE. 503 00:18:31,700 --> 00:18:33,800 HERE, I'LL SHOW YOU HOW IT WENT. 504 00:18:33,833 --> 00:18:35,467 HERE, HERE'S HOW IT WENT. 505 00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:38,633 "LOUISE HOENIN, DEVOTED SISTER, BELOVED CUNT" ? 506 00:18:38,667 --> 00:18:39,700 ( wife ) WHAT ?! 507 00:18:39,733 --> 00:18:41,200 JEFFREY, IT SAYS THAT IN THE PAPER ? 508 00:18:41,233 --> 00:18:42,233 LET ME SEE THIS. 509 00:18:42,267 --> 00:18:43,267 THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE ! 510 00:18:43,300 --> 00:18:44,333 I KNOW ! 511 00:18:44,367 --> 00:18:45,433 THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE ! 512 00:18:45,467 --> 00:18:47,933 YOU SAID AUNT, I WROTE DOWN AUNT ! 513 00:18:47,967 --> 00:18:49,067 THAT'S BULLSHIT ! 514 00:18:49,067 --> 00:18:50,433 DON'T THEY PROOFREAD THESE THINGS ? 515 00:18:50,467 --> 00:18:51,733 I AM SO SORRY. 516 00:18:51,767 --> 00:18:53,300 OH, GOD, LARRY. 517 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:55,567 YEAH, I NEED A LETTER OF APOLOGY FROM YOUR FRIEND-- 518 00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:56,633 RETRACTION, RETRACTION. 519 00:18:56,667 --> 00:18:58,067 WHAT ARE THEY GONNA SAY ? 520 00:18:58,100 --> 00:19:01,667 "WE'RE SORRY WE CALLED HER A CUNT, WE MEANT AUNT" ? 521 00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:03,700 POINT WELL TAKEN, I'LL HAVE THEM WRITE A LETTER OF APOLOGY. 522 00:19:03,733 --> 00:19:04,767 AND YOU, TOO. 523 00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:06,067 I'LL WRITE ONE, TOO, I PROMISE. 524 00:19:06,067 --> 00:19:07,400 YEAH, STILL, TO PRINT THIS. 525 00:19:07,433 --> 00:19:08,933 CHERYL MUST BE SO UPSET. 526 00:19:08,967 --> 00:19:10,967 SHE KICKED ME OUT OF THE HOUSE. 527 00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:12,067 SHE KICKED YOU OUT ? 528 00:19:12,100 --> 00:19:14,767 HER RELATIVES ARE THERE, HER PARENTS, FRIENDS, 529 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:16,367 THEY CAME AFTER ME LIKE A PACK OF-- 530 00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:17,667 I THOUGHT THEY WERE GONNA KILL ME. 531 00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:18,833 YOU KNOW WHAT ? YOU'LL STAY HERE. 532 00:19:18,867 --> 00:19:20,633 I CAN'T STAY HERE, I HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR. 533 00:19:20,667 --> 00:19:22,300 I'VE GOT PLENTY OF STUFF FOR YOU TO WEAR ! 534 00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:24,400 NO, LARRY, YOU'LL STAY HERE. 535 00:19:24,433 --> 00:19:25,800 YOU KNOW, MOM AND DAD ARE HERE ANYWAY. 536 00:19:25,833 --> 00:19:27,867 IT'S NO BIG DEAL, I'M MAKING A GREAT DINNER. 537 00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:29,633 YOU'LL STAY HERE TONIGHT, I'M SO SORRY. 538 00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:31,600 I THINK YOU SHOULD CALL CHERYL AND PERSONALLY APOLOGIZE. 539 00:19:31,633 --> 00:19:32,667 I WILL, I WILL. 540 00:19:32,700 --> 00:19:33,867 DO ME A FAVOR. 541 00:19:33,900 --> 00:19:37,133 WHEN I DIE, LET SOMEONE ELSE HANDLE THE OBIT, OKAY ? 542 00:19:37,167 --> 00:19:38,533 HEY, HOW MUCH LONGER 'TIL DINNER ? 543 00:19:38,567 --> 00:19:41,067 OH, 25 MINUTES, 30, TOPS. 544 00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:42,900 DAD, LET'S GO FINISH THE MOVIE, COME ON. 545 00:19:42,933 --> 00:19:43,967 WHAT MOVIE ? 546 00:19:44,067 --> 00:19:47,067 LARRY, LET ME SEE THOSE GLASSES AGAIN. 547 00:19:47,067 --> 00:19:48,533 THOSE SUNGLASSES. 548 00:19:48,567 --> 00:19:50,167 OKAY, SURE. 549 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:52,633 I CAN'T SEE THROUGH THEM, BUT I CAN GET AN IDEA. 550 00:19:52,667 --> 00:19:53,667 THEY'RE BEAUTIES. 551 00:19:53,700 --> 00:19:55,600 I'M TELLING YOU, ELIZABETH TAYLOR. 552 00:19:55,633 --> 00:19:56,700 OH, WAIT, WAIT A MINUTE. 553 00:19:56,733 --> 00:19:59,233 I THINK I CAN SEE MY REFLECTION IN HERE. 554 00:19:59,267 --> 00:20:02,267 OH, WAIT, HOLD IT, I'LL HELP YOU OUT HERE. 555 00:20:03,233 --> 00:20:04,467 GOOD. 556 00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:06,767 UH-HUH. 557 00:20:10,033 --> 00:20:11,500 HMM. 558 00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:22,000 UM, ALRIGHT, SO I'LL GET THE PRESCRIPTION FOR THIS THING. 559 00:20:22,033 --> 00:20:23,667 WE'LL GET THAT TAKEN CARE OF. 560 00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,833 IT SHOULDN'T TAKE TOO LONG, YOU KNOW ? 561 00:20:25,867 --> 00:20:27,767 THEY LOOK GOOD, THOUGH. 562 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:32,600 SEE, MOM, I TOLD YOU HE'S GOT A VERY, VERY SWEET SIDE. 563 00:20:32,633 --> 00:20:34,233 ( snickering ) VERY. 564 00:20:50,633 --> 00:20:51,700 ( knocking ) 565 00:20:51,733 --> 00:20:53,067 YEAH ? 566 00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:54,600 YOU GOTTA GO. 567 00:20:54,633 --> 00:20:55,833 WHAT ? 568 00:20:55,867 --> 00:20:56,867 YOU GOTTA GO. 569 00:20:56,900 --> 00:20:58,067 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ? 570 00:20:58,100 --> 00:21:00,700 YOU COPPED A FEEL OFF MY MOM, YOU GOTTA GO. 571 00:21:00,733 --> 00:21:04,267 I COPPED A FEEL OFF YOUR MOM, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING TO ME ?! 572 00:21:04,300 --> 00:21:05,433 SHE'S WALKING AROUND, MOPING AROUND, 573 00:21:05,467 --> 00:21:06,467 I'M SAYING, WHAT'S THE MATTER ? 574 00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:07,867 SHE SAID, "LARRY TOUCHED MY BOSOM 575 00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:09,300 AND HELD IT THERE FOR SEVERAL SECONDS." 576 00:21:09,333 --> 00:21:11,700 SCHMUCK ! WOULD YOU LISTEN TO ME FOR A SECOND ? 577 00:21:11,733 --> 00:21:12,733 WHAT ? 578 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:15,900 WE'RE IN THE KITCHEN. 579 00:21:15,933 --> 00:21:17,767 SHE WANTED TO TRY ON THE SUNGLASSES AGAIN, OKAY ? 580 00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:19,633 AND SHE WAS LOOKING IN THE TOASTER 581 00:21:19,667 --> 00:21:22,067 AND I PICKED UP THE TOASTER AND I WAS HOLDING THE TOASTER, 582 00:21:22,100 --> 00:21:24,600 AND SHE WANTED TO GET A BETTER LOOK AT HER FACE IN THE TOASTER 583 00:21:24,633 --> 00:21:27,233 AND SHE LEANED AGAINST THE BACK OF MY HAND, 584 00:21:27,267 --> 00:21:28,767 AND SO, I DIDN'T WANT TO JUST TURN-- 585 00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:32,933 I DIDN'T WANT TO HURT HER FEELINGS BY JUST TAKING IT AWAY FAST. 586 00:21:32,967 --> 00:21:34,700 I'M SORRY. 587 00:21:34,733 --> 00:21:36,667 SHE'S ALL FREAKED OUT. 588 00:21:36,700 --> 00:21:38,733 YOU GOTTA GO. 589 00:21:38,767 --> 00:21:41,233 YOU'RE KICKING ME OUT ? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE DOING ? 590 00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:44,333 ALRIGHT, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK... 591 00:21:44,367 --> 00:21:46,567 SET THE ALARM, DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SET THE ALARM ? 592 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:48,133 SEVEN A.M. 593 00:21:48,167 --> 00:21:50,167 SHE RUBBED UP AGAINST THE BACK OF MY HAND ! 594 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:51,900 I BELIEVE YOU, IT'S NOT ABOUT THAT ! 595 00:21:51,933 --> 00:21:53,067 YOU THINK I GO AROUND FEELING UP OLD LADIES ?! 596 00:21:53,100 --> 00:21:55,067 I APOLOGIZED, IT'S NOT ABOUT THAT ! 597 00:21:55,100 --> 00:21:57,400 SHH, IT'S NOT ABOUT THAT. 598 00:21:57,433 --> 00:21:58,700 BUT LISTEN TO ME. 599 00:21:58,733 --> 00:21:59,867 YOU GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE AT SEVEN IN THE MORNING. 600 00:21:59,900 --> 00:22:01,700 ALRIGHT, I'LL BE OUT OF HERE EARLY IN THE MORNING. 601 00:22:01,733 --> 00:22:04,233 THERE'S BAGELS IN THE KITCHEN, GRAB ONE AND GET OUT. 602 00:22:04,267 --> 00:22:06,167 I WON'T GRAB ANYTHING, I'LL JUST WALK OUT THE DOOR. 603 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,067 YOUR MOTHER THINKS I TOUCHED HER BREAST ? 604 00:22:08,067 --> 00:22:09,567 THAT IS SO SICK. 605 00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:11,600 IT'S WHAT SHE THINKS, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY ? 606 00:22:11,633 --> 00:22:12,667 SWEET DREAMS. 607 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,733 SWEET DREAMS. 608 00:22:15,767 --> 00:22:18,100 I'LL DREAM ABOUT FUCKING YOUR MOTHER, SWEET DREAMS. 609 00:22:41,067 --> 00:22:42,100 YOU ! 610 00:22:42,133 --> 00:22:43,100 SHH, QUIET. 611 00:22:43,133 --> 00:22:44,133 HOW DARE YOU. 612 00:22:44,167 --> 00:22:45,167 I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. 613 00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:46,367 LET ME EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED. 614 00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:47,967 WHAT, YOU THINK I ENJOY THAT KIND OF THING ? 615 00:22:48,067 --> 00:22:50,700 NO, OF COURSE NOT, DON'T BE RIDICULOUS, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. 616 00:22:50,733 --> 00:22:52,733 ( Jeff ) THIS HAS GOTTA STOP. 617 00:22:52,767 --> 00:22:54,800 WILL YOU PLEASE TELL HER I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING ? 618 00:22:54,833 --> 00:22:57,067 MA, MA, HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. 619 00:22:57,067 --> 00:22:59,833 IT WAS THE TOASTER AND THE HAND. 620 00:22:59,867 --> 00:23:01,733 YOU RUBBED AGAINST ME. 621 00:23:01,767 --> 00:23:03,267 SHH, YOU'RE GONNA WAKE UP SAMMY. 622 00:23:03,300 --> 00:23:04,300 SHH ! 623 00:23:04,333 --> 00:23:07,167 DID YOU SEE WHAT HE DID ? 624 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:08,633 I EXPLAINED TO HER IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. 625 00:23:08,667 --> 00:23:09,667 IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. 626 00:23:09,700 --> 00:23:10,833 OH, HOW CONVENIENT. 627 00:23:10,867 --> 00:23:13,700 IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, YOU RUBBED UP AGAINST ME. 628 00:23:15,767 --> 00:23:19,700 WHAT KIND OF HUMAN BEING ARE YOU ? 629 00:23:19,733 --> 00:23:22,167 YES, YOU PUSHED UP AGAINST MY HAND ! 630 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,300 I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING ! 631 00:23:24,333 --> 00:23:25,800 IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. 632 00:23:25,833 --> 00:23:27,133 YOU GOTTA GO, YOU HAVE TO GO. 633 00:23:27,167 --> 00:23:28,300 I THINK IT'S BETTER, LARRY. 634 00:23:28,333 --> 00:23:29,767 OKAY, MA ? HE'S GONNA LEAVE. 635 00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:30,800 GO BACK TO SLEEP. 636 00:23:30,833 --> 00:23:32,200 SICK PERSON. 637 00:23:32,233 --> 00:23:34,400 ( Jeff ) ENOUGH OF THE "SICK PERSON", HE'S NOT A SICK PERSON. 638 00:23:42,533 --> 00:23:43,467 HEY. 639 00:23:45,267 --> 00:23:47,600 I'M REALLY SORRY. 640 00:23:47,633 --> 00:23:50,833 THIS IS HORRIBLE, I'M SO SORRY. 641 00:23:50,867 --> 00:23:52,067 PLEASE ACCEPT MY APOLOGY. 642 00:23:52,067 --> 00:23:53,767 WELL, I MEAN, YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT YOU. 643 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,233 I'LL STRAIGHTEN IT OUT TOMORROW. 644 00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:58,067 YOU KNOW, THEY GET A LITTLE CRAZY, MY PARENTS. 645 00:23:58,067 --> 00:23:59,067 I'M SORRY. 646 00:23:59,067 --> 00:24:00,633 IT'S AN AWFUL THING. 647 00:24:00,667 --> 00:24:02,333 I MEAN, EVEN WHEN I WAS DATING, 648 00:24:02,367 --> 00:24:04,067 I WOULD WAIT FOUR MONTHS 649 00:24:04,067 --> 00:24:07,167 BEFORE I WOULD TRY AND MAKE A BREAST MOVE, YOU KNOW ? 650 00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:08,200 I UNDERSTAND. 651 00:24:08,233 --> 00:24:09,633 AND IT WOULDN'T BE IN THEIR KITCHEN 652 00:24:09,667 --> 00:24:12,300 IN FRONT OF THEIR DAUGHTER-IN-LAW AND THEIR SON-- 653 00:24:12,333 --> 00:24:13,533 I KNOW, IT'S HORRIBLE. 654 00:24:13,567 --> 00:24:16,067 I'LL TAKE OF IT ALL TOMORROW, I'LL SMOOTH IT ALL OVER. 655 00:24:16,067 --> 00:24:17,467 DO ME A FAVOR. 656 00:24:17,500 --> 00:24:19,300 LET ME TAKE CARE OF THE SUNGLASSES. 657 00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:20,433 THE SUNGLASSES ? 658 00:24:20,467 --> 00:24:22,500 YEAH, GIVE THEM TO ME, LET ME TAKE CARE OF THEM. 659 00:24:22,533 --> 00:24:24,233 YOU WANT ME TO GIVE HER A GIFT NOW ? 660 00:24:24,267 --> 00:24:25,233 YOU GAVE IT TO HER. 661 00:24:25,267 --> 00:24:26,600 AFTER THIS ENTERTAINING EVENING ? 662 00:24:26,633 --> 00:24:27,667 YOU GAVE IT TO HER. 663 00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:28,700 NO, I DON'T THINK SO. 664 00:24:28,733 --> 00:24:30,367 NO, NO, NO, NO. 665 00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:32,433 THAT'S CALLED "INDIAN GIVING". 666 00:24:32,467 --> 00:24:33,733 YES, I KNOW WHAT IT'S CALLED. 667 00:24:33,767 --> 00:24:36,233 IT'S A VERY RACIST TERM, BUT I'M OKAY WITH THAT. 668 00:24:36,267 --> 00:24:37,333 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THEM ? 669 00:24:37,367 --> 00:24:39,267 WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY DO WITH THEM ? 670 00:24:39,300 --> 00:24:42,633 I'LL GIVE THEM TO SOMEBODY WHO LIKES ME. 671 00:24:42,667 --> 00:24:44,067 WHERE ARE YOU GOING NOW ? 672 00:24:44,067 --> 00:24:46,100 I DON'T KNOW, I CAN'T GO HOME. 673 00:24:46,133 --> 00:24:48,600 GUESS I'LL GO TO A HOTEL. 674 00:24:57,067 --> 00:24:59,767 HOLLYWOOD ROOSEVELT HOTEL, HOW CAN I HELP YOU ? 675 00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:02,900 I'LL SEE YOU THIS EVENING, THANK YOU. 676 00:25:02,933 --> 00:25:04,467 WELCOME TO THE ROOSEVELT, HOW CAN I HELP YOU ? 677 00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:05,967 I'D LIKE A ROOM, PLEASE. 678 00:25:06,067 --> 00:25:09,100 I'M VERY SORRY, WE'RE COMPLETELY FILLED TO CAPACITY THIS EVENING. 679 00:25:10,067 --> 00:25:12,067 OKAY. 680 00:25:12,067 --> 00:25:16,067 THERE'S A GUY IN THIS HOTEL, HIS NAME'S CRAIG BUTLER. 681 00:25:16,067 --> 00:25:17,133 MM-HMM. 682 00:25:17,167 --> 00:25:18,433 OKAY, I'M PAYING FOR HIS ROOM. 683 00:25:18,467 --> 00:25:19,767 I DON'T WANT TO PAY FOR IT ANYMORE. 684 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:23,067 WAKE HIM UP, GET HIM OUT, THAT'S MY ROOM. 685 00:25:24,367 --> 00:25:28,433 OKAY, UM, THIS ROOM IS PAID FOR THROUGH TOMORROW. 686 00:25:28,467 --> 00:25:29,833 THE CARDS HAVE ALREADY BEEN RUN FOR THIS EVENING, 687 00:25:29,867 --> 00:25:31,500 SO HE'S AUTHORIZED TO BE IN THE ROOM 688 00:25:31,533 --> 00:25:33,500 'TIL ELEVEN A,M, TOMORROW MORNING, CHECK OUT TIME. 689 00:25:33,533 --> 00:25:35,567 OUR MANAGER WILL BE HAPPY TO WORK OUT THE BILL WITH YOU, 690 00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:37,467 IF YOU COME BACK TOMORROW, HE COMES ON AT TEN. 691 00:25:37,500 --> 00:25:39,500 YOU DON'T HAVE A ROOM FOR ME IN THIS HOTEL TONIGHT ? 692 00:25:39,533 --> 00:25:40,733 NOT ONE ROOM ? 693 00:25:40,767 --> 00:25:42,700 DON'T YOU ALWAYS KEEP EXTRA ROOMS FOR PEOPLE ? 694 00:25:42,733 --> 00:25:43,800 NOT ONE ROOM. 695 00:25:43,833 --> 00:25:45,267 YOU'RE NOT THE FIRST PERSON WE'VE TURNED AWAY. 696 00:25:45,300 --> 00:25:48,367 I'M FRANK SINATRA, JR., YOU'RE TURNING ME AWAY TONIGHT, 697 00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:50,067 JR. WALKS IN HERE AND YOU'RE TURNING HIM AWAY ? 698 00:25:50,067 --> 00:25:51,367 YES, SIR, UNFORTUNATELY. 699 00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:53,767 THE POPE, THE POPE IS BEING JUST SHOOED OUT INTO THE STREET. 700 00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:56,400 YOU'RE SHOOING THE POPE OUT, IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO ? 701 00:25:56,433 --> 00:25:57,433 YES, SIR. 702 00:25:57,467 --> 00:25:59,133 WE ARE FILLED TO CAPACITY, SIR. 703 00:26:02,267 --> 00:26:04,067 A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES ? 704 00:26:04,067 --> 00:26:05,067 EXCUSE ME ? 705 00:26:05,100 --> 00:26:07,467 A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES, HERE. 706 00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:08,700 YOU WANT TO GIVE-- 707 00:26:08,733 --> 00:26:09,733 YEAH. 708 00:26:09,767 --> 00:26:10,933 ELIZABETH TAYLOR SUNGLASSES. 709 00:26:10,967 --> 00:26:12,067 THEY'RE VERY NICE, SIR-- 710 00:26:12,100 --> 00:26:13,800 ELIZABETH TAYLOR WEARS THESE SUNGLASSES. 711 00:26:13,833 --> 00:26:17,633 THANK YOU, SIR, I WEAR PRESCRIPTION. 712 00:26:17,667 --> 00:26:19,433 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 713 00:26:19,467 --> 00:26:21,233 YOU EVER WATCH THE SEINFELD SHOW ? 714 00:26:21,267 --> 00:26:22,633 YES, SIR. 715 00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:27,067 JUST CURIOUS. 716 00:26:28,700 --> 00:26:30,733 ( girl laughing ) 717 00:26:31,300 --> 00:26:32,333 HEY, LARRY ! 718 00:26:32,367 --> 00:26:33,667 OH, HEY, LARRY, HI ! 719 00:26:33,700 --> 00:26:34,733 HI, BUDDY. 720 00:26:34,767 --> 00:26:36,833 THIS IS LARRY ? 721 00:26:36,867 --> 00:26:38,500 THANKS FOR RATTING ME OUT TO BECKY, 722 00:26:38,533 --> 00:26:39,767 REALLY APPRECIATED IT. 723 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:40,933 I DID NOT RAT YOU OUT. 724 00:26:40,967 --> 00:26:43,333 YOU TOLD HER EVERYTHING WE TALKED ABOUT. 725 00:26:43,367 --> 00:26:45,067 AND I TOLD YOU NOT TO SAY ANYTHING. 726 00:26:45,100 --> 00:26:46,367 WELL, THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM. 727 00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:47,467 WHAT A JERK. 728 00:26:47,500 --> 00:26:48,767 OH, I'M A JERK ? 729 00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:49,967 IS THAT RIGHT ? 730 00:26:50,067 --> 00:26:52,400 OH, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, BEAT ME UP ? 731 00:26:52,433 --> 00:26:54,267 MAYBE I WILL. 732 00:26:54,300 --> 00:26:55,833 GO AHEAD, TAKE A SHOT. 733 00:26:55,867 --> 00:26:56,933 YOU HOLLYWOOD PEOPLE. 734 00:26:56,967 --> 00:26:58,067 GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, GENTLEMEN, 735 00:26:58,067 --> 00:26:59,567 I CANNOT HAVE THE TWO OF YOU 736 00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:01,933 STANDING IN THE LOBBY OF THE HOTEL YELLING AT EACH OTHER. 737 00:27:01,967 --> 00:27:02,967 RIGHT, I AM SORRY, SIR. 738 00:27:03,067 --> 00:27:04,133 EXCUSE ME, 739 00:27:04,167 --> 00:27:05,233 ARE YOU GUESTS AT THE HOTEL THIS EVENING ? 740 00:27:05,267 --> 00:27:06,367 YES, I AM. 741 00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:07,933 CAN I SEE YOUR ROOM KEY, PLEASE ? 742 00:27:07,967 --> 00:27:09,067 YES, SURE. 743 00:27:09,067 --> 00:27:10,067 I'M PAYING FOR THAT. 744 00:27:10,067 --> 00:27:12,067 EXCUSE ME, ONE AT A TIME. 745 00:27:12,067 --> 00:27:15,200 I THINK IT WOULD BE BEST IF YOU GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM NOW. 746 00:27:15,233 --> 00:27:17,500 VERY GOOD, THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 747 00:27:17,533 --> 00:27:20,167 HE'S HERE BECAUSE I'M PAYING FOR HIM. 748 00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:23,500 SIR, DO YOU HAVE A ROOM KEY HERE AT THE ROOSEVELT ? 749 00:27:24,767 --> 00:27:26,100 NO. 750 00:27:26,133 --> 00:27:28,200 THEN I NEED TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE. 751 00:27:30,700 --> 00:27:32,133 SIR. 752 00:27:38,733 --> 00:27:41,100 CAN I INTEREST YOU IN SOME SUNGLASSES ? 753 00:27:41,133 --> 00:27:43,600 NO, JUST LEAVE, PLEASE. 754 00:28:30,533 --> 00:28:34,567 Captions Copyright 2000 HOME BOX OFFICE 755 00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:39,733 A Division of TIME WARNER ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P. 756 00:28:39,767 --> 00:28:43,800 Captioned by HBO COMMUNICATIONS CENTER