1 00:00:06,533 --> 00:00:09,833 Captions made possible by HOME BOX OFFICE 2 00:00:09,867 --> 00:00:13,500 A DIVISION OF TIME WARNER ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P. 3 00:00:13,533 --> 00:00:16,167 DID I DO SOMETHING ? 4 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:17,500 WELL, WHY DO I HAVE TO MEET YOU ? 5 00:00:17,533 --> 00:00:20,033 WELL, I DON'T REALLY SEE WHAT THE BENEFIT IS 6 00:00:20,067 --> 00:00:21,233 IN TELLING ME, IN PERSON, 7 00:00:21,267 --> 00:00:22,400 AS OPPOSED TO TELLING ME ON THE PHONE, 8 00:00:22,433 --> 00:00:24,300 IT'S THE SAME THING. 9 00:00:24,333 --> 00:00:26,000 WELL, JUST PRETEND WE'RE BLIND, 10 00:00:26,033 --> 00:00:27,767 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH THAT ? 11 00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:32,200 YEAH, WELL, THAT'S WHAT IT IS FOR THEM. 12 00:00:32,233 --> 00:00:33,667 HEY, MY WIFE IS HOME. 13 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:35,633 HELLO. 14 00:00:35,667 --> 00:00:36,833 HI, WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO ? 15 00:00:36,867 --> 00:00:37,900 RICHARD LEWIS. 16 00:00:37,933 --> 00:00:39,767 I'VE BEEN ORDERED OFF THE PHONE. 17 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:43,133 OKAY, I'LL MEET YOU THERE IN 10 MINUTES. 18 00:00:43,167 --> 00:00:45,600 ALRIGHT, VERY GOOD. 19 00:00:45,633 --> 00:00:49,000 WHAT DID THE DOCTOR SAY ? 20 00:00:49,033 --> 00:00:51,600 WELL, HE SAID THAT I HAVE DERMATITIS. 21 00:00:51,633 --> 00:00:52,767 REALLY ? 22 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:53,867 YEAH. 23 00:00:53,900 --> 00:00:56,067 BUT, IF I GET THIS FILLED 24 00:00:56,100 --> 00:00:57,967 AND PUT IT ON, IT'LL BE FINE. 25 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:59,333 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BACK UP, 26 00:00:59,367 --> 00:01:00,700 I DON'T THINK IT'S CONTAGIOUS. 27 00:01:00,733 --> 00:01:01,900 IS IT CONTAGIOUS ? 28 00:01:01,933 --> 00:01:03,067 HOW'D YOU GET THAT, WHAT IS IT ? 29 00:01:03,067 --> 00:01:04,433 I HAVE NO IDEA, IT'S A VIRUS. 30 00:01:04,467 --> 00:01:07,167 BUT HE SAID IF I TAKE THIS THREE TIMES A DAY, 31 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:08,333 RUB IT ON, IT'LL BE FINE. 32 00:01:08,367 --> 00:01:09,867 I'M PASSING IT OVER TO YOU 33 00:01:09,900 --> 00:01:11,500 BECAUSE I'M HOPING THAT YOU'LL TAKE IT TO THE DRUGSTORE. 34 00:01:11,533 --> 00:01:15,667 ALRIGHT, UM, I HAVE TO MEET RICHARD LEWIS FIRST, 35 00:01:15,700 --> 00:01:17,767 HE WANTS TO TALK TO ME ABOUT SOMETHING. 36 00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:19,200 GOD KNOWS. 37 00:01:19,233 --> 00:01:20,467 I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO DINNER. 38 00:01:20,500 --> 00:01:22,800 NO, WE ARE, SO, I'LL GET THE PRESCRIPTION FILLED 39 00:01:22,833 --> 00:01:24,767 AFTER I TALK TO HIM, AND YOU KNOW WHAT ? 40 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:26,067 CAN I JUST MEET YOU AT THE RESTAURANT ? 41 00:01:26,067 --> 00:01:27,200 BECAUSE IT DOESN'T PAY FOR ME... 42 00:01:27,233 --> 00:01:28,833 THEN WE'RE GONNA HAVE TWO CARS-- 43 00:01:28,867 --> 00:01:31,100 I DON'T WANNA HAVE TO COME ALL THE WAY BACK HERE TO GET YOU, 44 00:01:31,133 --> 00:01:32,733 IT'S RIGHT BY THE RESTAURANT. 45 00:01:32,767 --> 00:01:33,867 I'D RATHER NOT TAKE MY CAR. 46 00:01:33,900 --> 00:01:36,967 CAN'T ROSA TAKE YOU ? SHE DRIVES RIGHT BY THERE. 47 00:01:37,067 --> 00:01:38,067 HUH ? 48 00:01:38,100 --> 00:01:39,200 OKAY, THAT'S FINE, YEAH. 49 00:01:39,233 --> 00:01:41,567 SO, AT 6:00, THEN ? 50 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:42,633 6:00. 51 00:01:42,667 --> 00:01:43,933 OKAY. 52 00:01:43,967 --> 00:01:45,933 AT THE BYZANTINE, AND I'LL GET YOUR THING FILLED. 53 00:01:45,967 --> 00:01:47,933 OKAY, THANKS.ALR. 54 00:01:49,667 --> 00:01:50,933 LARRY, THANKS FOR COMING OUT. 55 00:01:50,967 --> 00:01:53,167 I KNOW YOU'RE BUSY, AND... 56 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:57,400 I'M JUST CURIOUS AS TO WHAT YOU WANNA TELL ME. 57 00:01:57,433 --> 00:01:58,800 IT'S NOT EASY FOR ME TO SAY THIS, 58 00:01:58,833 --> 00:02:01,300 IT'S BEEN BUGGING ME FOR A WHILE AND, 59 00:02:01,333 --> 00:02:04,100 I THINK WE'RE AT SOME KIND OF CROSSROADS. 60 00:02:04,133 --> 00:02:06,667 YOU DON'T CALL ME, I'M ALWAYS INITIATING. 61 00:02:06,700 --> 00:02:08,800 I ASK YOU TO DO THINGS, I ASK YOU, 62 00:02:08,833 --> 00:02:11,867 WHATEVER I DO, IT'S ALWAYS COMING FROM MY END 63 00:02:11,900 --> 00:02:14,067 AND I FEEL LIKE IF I NEVER CALLED YOU, 64 00:02:14,067 --> 00:02:15,733 I'D FALL OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH 65 00:02:15,767 --> 00:02:17,600 AND WE WOULDN'T BE FRIENDS ANYMORE, 66 00:02:17,633 --> 00:02:19,900 AND, MY SHRINK ACTUALLY TOLD ME TO CONFRONT YOU ON THIS, 67 00:02:19,933 --> 00:02:21,900 AND, UH, AND I AM, SO, THAT'S IT. 68 00:02:21,933 --> 00:02:24,567 CAN I BE HONEST WITH YOU ? 69 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:25,900 I HOPE SO. 70 00:02:25,933 --> 00:02:29,067 IT'S SOFIA, YOU KNOW, 71 00:02:29,067 --> 00:02:30,267 IT'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND. 72 00:02:30,300 --> 00:02:31,333 SOFIA ? 73 00:02:31,367 --> 00:02:32,367 YEAH. 74 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:33,733 I DON'T GET ALONG WITH HER, 75 00:02:33,767 --> 00:02:35,267 AND, SO, I TEND NOT TO CALL, 76 00:02:35,300 --> 00:02:37,267 OR GET TOGETHER... 77 00:02:37,300 --> 00:02:38,600 YOU ACTUALLY THINK THAT'S FAIR ? 78 00:02:38,633 --> 00:02:40,400 I MEAN, THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND. 79 00:02:40,433 --> 00:02:41,433 WELL, I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S FAIR, 80 00:02:41,467 --> 00:02:42,700 IT'S JUST THAT'S WHAT'S STOPPING ME, 81 00:02:42,733 --> 00:02:43,900 THAT'S WHY I HAVEN'T BEEN CALLING. 82 00:02:43,933 --> 00:02:46,200 SHE'S AN EXTENSION OF MY LIFE FOR CHRISSAKE, 83 00:02:46,233 --> 00:02:47,667 I MEAN, IT'S LIKE, I LOVE... 84 00:02:47,700 --> 00:02:50,067 YOU KNOW, YOUR WIFE, SHE'S EMBARRASSED ME 85 00:02:50,100 --> 00:02:51,600 A COUPLE OF TIMES, EVEN IN JEST, 86 00:02:51,633 --> 00:02:52,700 AND I DON'T SAY, "I DON'T WANNA 87 00:02:52,733 --> 00:02:54,267 BE YOUR FRIEND ANYMORE." 88 00:02:54,300 --> 00:02:55,833 I DON'T KNOW, I JUST DON'T THINK 89 00:02:55,867 --> 00:02:59,200 A FRIEND CAN JUST BOLT FROM A FRIENDSHIP. 90 00:02:59,233 --> 00:03:01,200 ALRIGHT, CHERYL AND I ARE GOING OUT TO DINNER TONIGHT, 91 00:03:01,233 --> 00:03:03,233 WHY DON'T THE TWO OF YOU JOIN US ? 92 00:03:03,267 --> 00:03:04,300 BUT, WHY DO YOU WANNA DO THAT ? 93 00:03:04,333 --> 00:03:06,467 'CAUSE I WANNA MAKE UP AND START ALL OVER. 94 00:03:06,500 --> 00:03:07,533 REALLY ? 95 00:03:07,567 --> 00:03:09,067 YOU'RE NOT JUST DOING THIS TO... 96 00:03:09,067 --> 00:03:10,167 I APPRECIATE IT, BUT, I MEAN, 97 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:11,433 SHE'S PART OF MY LIFE, SOFIA. 98 00:03:11,467 --> 00:03:15,267 I KNOW, AND, I WANNA TRY AND BE FRIENDS WITH HER. 99 00:03:15,300 --> 00:03:17,933 THIS IS A VERY NICE GESTURE, AND, 100 00:03:17,967 --> 00:03:19,267 OH, TONIGHT ? 101 00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:21,500 OH, FUCK, I CAN'T, WE'RE DOING SOMETHING EARLY. 102 00:03:21,533 --> 00:03:23,067 CAN YOU COME OVER AFTER DINNER AND HAVE 103 00:03:23,067 --> 00:03:25,067 COFFEE AND DESSERT OR SOMETHING AT OUR PLACE ? 104 00:03:25,100 --> 00:03:26,100 YEAH, WE WON'T HAVE DESSERT. 105 00:03:26,133 --> 00:03:27,233 WE'LL COME OVER FOR DESSERT AND COFFEE. 106 00:03:27,267 --> 00:03:28,800 FANTASTIC. 107 00:03:28,833 --> 00:03:30,267 JUSTIN ? 108 00:03:30,300 --> 00:03:31,633 LEWIS. 109 00:03:31,667 --> 00:03:32,867 HOW YA DOING ? 110 00:03:32,900 --> 00:03:34,067 HEY, MAN. 111 00:03:34,067 --> 00:03:35,967 GOOD TO SEE YOU, MAN, WHAT'S HAPPENING ? 112 00:03:36,067 --> 00:03:38,067 OH, I'M SORRY, I'M FUNKY. 113 00:03:38,067 --> 00:03:39,167 DR. GRAMBS, THIS IS MY FRIEND, 114 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:40,200 LARRY DAVID. 115 00:03:40,233 --> 00:03:41,267 THIS IS MY DERMATOLOGIST. 116 00:03:41,300 --> 00:03:42,367 REALLY ? 117 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:43,633 OH, YEAH, WHAT, FOR 15 YEARS ALREADY ? 118 00:03:43,667 --> 00:03:45,733 EVEN WITH THE WHOLE AFFIRMATIVE ACTION THING ? 119 00:03:47,467 --> 00:03:49,667 I'M SORRY, I BEG YOUR PARDON, WHAT ? 120 00:03:49,700 --> 00:03:51,767 YEAH, WHAT DO YOU MEAN ? 121 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:52,900 IT WAS A JOKE. 122 00:03:52,933 --> 00:03:55,233 "THE WHOLE AFFIRMATIVE ACTION THING" ? 123 00:03:55,267 --> 00:03:58,700 IT WAS A JOKE. 124 00:03:58,733 --> 00:04:02,067 HE'S LIKE A BUDDY. 125 00:04:02,100 --> 00:04:03,767 I KNOW HIM, I MEAN, HE'S A SWEETHEART. 126 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:06,233 THE IMPLICATION BEING THAT I WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH 127 00:04:06,267 --> 00:04:07,567 TO BE A DERMATOLOGIST ? 128 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:10,667 NO, NO, COME ON, NO, IT WAS JOKE. 129 00:04:10,700 --> 00:04:12,700 HE'S A LIBERAL, HE'S LIKE YOU AND ME. 130 00:04:12,733 --> 00:04:13,767 SO, IF I WASN'T BLACK 131 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:15,367 HE WOULD HAVE SAID THE SAME THING OR, 132 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:16,467 OR NOT. 133 00:04:16,500 --> 00:04:17,567 DO YOU SEE MY POINT ? 134 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:19,667 YEAH, I SEE IT IN A HISTORICAL SENSE, 135 00:04:19,700 --> 00:04:22,200 BUT, NOT IN A NICE DAY SENSE. 136 00:04:22,233 --> 00:04:23,900 YOU KNOW, RICHARD, I'VE WORKED TOO HARD 137 00:04:23,933 --> 00:04:27,433 AND TOO LONG AT THIS, I CAN'T DO IT. 138 00:04:27,467 --> 00:04:29,333 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HIS TRIP IS, BUT, I CAN'T DO IT. 139 00:04:29,367 --> 00:04:32,367 I DON'T HAVE ANY TRIP, NO, IT WAS JOKE ! 140 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:38,800 HOLY SHIT ! WHAT HIT YOU ? 141 00:04:38,833 --> 00:04:40,133 IT WAS A JOKE. 142 00:04:40,167 --> 00:04:42,500 I KNOW IT'S A JOKE, BUT, YOU SOUNDED LIKE 143 00:04:42,533 --> 00:04:44,733 PAT BUCHANAN'S GYM PARTNER FOR CHRISSAKES ! 144 00:04:44,767 --> 00:04:46,433 I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE AFFABLE. 145 00:04:46,467 --> 00:04:47,933 LOOK, I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT, 146 00:04:47,967 --> 00:04:50,167 HOPEFULLY, WE'LL RESOLVE, YOU KNOW. 147 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:53,533 I TEND TO SAY STUPID THINGS TO BLACK PEOPLE SOMETIMES. 148 00:04:53,567 --> 00:04:55,267 THAT'S LIKE GONNA BE IN THE TIME CAPSULE 149 00:04:55,300 --> 00:04:56,333 FOR CHRISSAKE ! 150 00:04:56,367 --> 00:04:57,767 LOOK, I'LL SEE YOU LATER ON. 151 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:00,600 I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE AFFABLE. 152 00:05:14,067 --> 00:05:16,167 HEY, I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 153 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:18,867 I KNOW, THIS PLACE IS CRAZY. 154 00:05:18,900 --> 00:05:20,467 THERE'S NO TABLES, 155 00:05:20,500 --> 00:05:22,367 YOU COULDN'T GET A RESERVATION, 156 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:24,767 WE'RE ON A WAITING LIST. 157 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:26,133 CAN YOU GIVE ME MY PRESCRIPTION ? 158 00:05:26,167 --> 00:05:27,800 I THINK I'M GONNA GO TO THE LADIES' ROOM, AND, 159 00:05:27,833 --> 00:05:30,167 PUT SOME ON. 160 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:32,133 WHAT ? 161 00:05:32,167 --> 00:05:34,267 SHOOT, I FORGOT IT. 162 00:05:34,300 --> 00:05:38,267 I'M SORRY, I WAS SO DISCOMBOBULATED 163 00:05:38,300 --> 00:05:40,467 BECAUSE, OH, MY GOD, 164 00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:42,800 I COMPLETELY HUMILIATED MYSELF. 165 00:05:42,833 --> 00:05:43,900 WHAT HAPPENED ? 166 00:05:43,933 --> 00:05:46,167 I WAS WITH RICHARD LEWIS, AND WE WERE TALKING, 167 00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:47,400 AND THEN HE RAN INTO HIS FRIEND, 168 00:05:47,433 --> 00:05:48,600 THIS BLACK DOCTOR, 169 00:05:48,633 --> 00:05:52,967 AND, I MADE SOME TERRIBLE JOKE 170 00:05:53,067 --> 00:05:54,867 ABOUT AFFIRMATIVE ACTION, 171 00:05:54,900 --> 00:05:56,067 AND IT WAS BEYOND AWFUL. 172 00:05:56,067 --> 00:05:57,233 I'M SURE YOU'RE MAKING IT OUT TO BE 173 00:05:57,267 --> 00:05:58,333 MORE THAN IT WAS. 174 00:05:58,367 --> 00:06:00,800 NO, I'M MAKING IT OUT TO BE LESS THAN IT WAS. 175 00:06:00,833 --> 00:06:02,433 AND HE TOOK IT THE WRONG WAY. 176 00:06:02,467 --> 00:06:04,233 WHY WOULD YOU EVEN MAKE A JOKE ABOUT THAT ? 177 00:06:04,267 --> 00:06:07,067 BECAUSE, I DON'T KNOW, I WAS TRYING TO BE AFFABLE. 178 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:08,433 I WAS TRYING TOO HARD TO BE AFFABLE. 179 00:06:08,467 --> 00:06:10,300 WHY EVEN JOKE ABOUT IT, THOUGH ? 180 00:06:10,333 --> 00:06:12,400 I MADE A MISTAKE, IT WAS A STUPID THING TO SAY. 181 00:06:12,433 --> 00:06:14,600 I'M A SCHMUCK, I DON'T KNOW, I DID A SCHMUCKY THING. 182 00:06:14,633 --> 00:06:15,700 DID YOU APOLOGIZE ? 183 00:06:15,733 --> 00:06:17,367 OF COURSE I APOLOGIZED. 184 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:20,733 WELL, I HAVE TO SAY I'M NOT REAL HAPPY, 185 00:06:20,767 --> 00:06:21,967 RIGHT NOW, BECAUSE... 186 00:06:22,067 --> 00:06:23,067 WELL, WE'LL HAVE DINNER 187 00:06:23,067 --> 00:06:24,067 AND THEN WE'LL GO RIGHT TO THE DRUGSTORE. 188 00:06:24,100 --> 00:06:25,133 NO PROBLEM. 189 00:06:25,167 --> 00:06:26,400 YOU KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM IS ? 190 00:06:26,433 --> 00:06:27,733 IS THAT IT'S GONNA BE HOURS BEFORE WE GET THERE 191 00:06:27,767 --> 00:06:29,600 BECAUSE WE'RE NOT EVEN GONNA HAVE A SEAT, 192 00:06:29,633 --> 00:06:31,600 UNTIL, I DON'T KNOW, LIKE AN HOUR. 193 00:06:31,633 --> 00:06:33,533 REALLY. 194 00:06:33,567 --> 00:06:35,567 YEAH, AND I'M STARVING, YOU KNOW. 195 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:39,067 LET'S TRY SOMETHING HERE. 196 00:06:39,100 --> 00:06:40,533 WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? 197 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:42,967 YOU HAVE A LITTLE PLAN ? 198 00:06:43,067 --> 00:06:44,333 I GOT A LITTLE PLAN. 199 00:06:44,367 --> 00:06:45,400 YEAH ? 200 00:06:45,433 --> 00:06:46,467 WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK ? 201 00:06:46,500 --> 00:06:47,500 YEAH, SURE. 202 00:06:47,533 --> 00:06:48,533 MEN DO THIS, RIGHT ? 203 00:06:48,567 --> 00:06:49,567 I'VE SEEN MEN DO IT. 204 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:50,567 HAVEN'T WE SEEN THIS ? 205 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:51,767 I'VE SEEN MEN DO IT IN MOVIES. 206 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:55,600 GOOD EVENING, SIR, WELCOME TO THE BYZANTINE. 207 00:06:55,633 --> 00:06:58,800 UM, I WAS CURIOUS ABOUT, HOW LONG IS THE WAIT ? 208 00:06:58,833 --> 00:07:00,433 OH, I'M AFRAID IT LOOKS LIKE, 209 00:07:00,467 --> 00:07:02,567 45 MINUTES TO AN HOUR. 210 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:04,533 45 MINUTES TO AN HOUR, NO WAY TO GET IN ? 211 00:07:04,567 --> 00:07:09,367 NO, WE'RE VERY CROWDED THIS EVENING, SIR. 212 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:10,433 RIGHT NOW WE'RE VERY FULL. 213 00:07:10,467 --> 00:07:12,200 NOTHING ELSE CAN BE DONE ? 214 00:07:12,233 --> 00:07:15,100 WELL, NOTHING THAT I CAN THINK OF, SIR. 215 00:07:15,133 --> 00:07:16,267 THINGS ARE DONE, RIGHT, AREN'T THINGS DONE ? 216 00:07:16,300 --> 00:07:18,633 I HEAR THINGS ARE DONE. 217 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:22,767 FROM TIME TO TIME. 218 00:07:25,067 --> 00:07:27,367 ANYTHING YOU CAN DO... 219 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:30,400 ACTUALLY, I THINK WE CAN ACCOMMODATE YOU RIGHT NOW. 220 00:07:30,433 --> 00:07:31,933 WOULD YOU LIKE TO FOLLOW ME ? 221 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:37,333 THANK YOU. 222 00:07:37,367 --> 00:07:38,867 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 223 00:07:38,900 --> 00:07:39,900 ENJOY YOUR DINNER. 224 00:07:39,933 --> 00:07:41,767 OKAY ! OKAY ! 225 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:43,167 WOW, I'M PRETTY IMPRESSED. 226 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:44,400 COME ON, GIVE IT TO ME ! 227 00:07:44,433 --> 00:07:45,967 I'M VERY, VERY IMPRESSED, I REALLY AM. 228 00:07:46,067 --> 00:07:47,800 NO BIG DEAL. 229 00:07:47,833 --> 00:07:50,433 I AM EXTREMELY ATTRACTED TO YOU RIGHT NOW. 230 00:07:50,467 --> 00:07:51,567 THAT'S 'CAUSE IT'S CRIMINAL. 231 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:52,600 IS IT ? 232 00:07:52,633 --> 00:07:53,933 BECAUSE WOMEN ARE ATTRACTED TO CRIMINALS, 233 00:07:53,967 --> 00:07:54,967 AND THEY DO THAT ALL THE TIME. 234 00:07:55,067 --> 00:07:56,667 YOU KNOW, YOU COULD DO THAT ALL THE TIME. 235 00:07:56,700 --> 00:07:58,767 JUST WALK AROUND, AND, CUT IN LINE ANY TIME YOU WANT. 236 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:00,533 ALRIGHT, DO IT ALL THE TIME NOW, 237 00:08:00,567 --> 00:08:01,633 WE'LL NEVER HAVE TO WAIT. 238 00:08:01,667 --> 00:08:03,167 SHOULD I FEEL GUILTY ABOUT IT ? 239 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:05,300 WHY, BECAUSE ALL THOSE PEOPLE ARE STILL WAITING ? 240 00:08:05,333 --> 00:08:07,300 WELL, I CAN'T STOP TO THINK ABOUT IT 241 00:08:07,333 --> 00:08:08,933 BECAUSE I'M STARVING. 242 00:08:08,967 --> 00:08:10,167 HOW CAN A HANDICAPPED PERSON 243 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:12,367 USE A NON-MOTORIZED WHEELCHAIR ? 244 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:15,067 I DON'T GET THAT. 245 00:08:15,067 --> 00:08:16,200 WHAT'S THE POINT TO IT ? 246 00:08:16,233 --> 00:08:19,067 TO ME, THAT'S YOUR BIG PRIORITY. 247 00:08:19,067 --> 00:08:21,700 WELL, MAYBE HE LIKES THE EXERCISE. 248 00:08:21,733 --> 00:08:22,967 I'M SURE YOU GET USED TO IT. 249 00:08:23,067 --> 00:08:24,533 WELL, CAN'T HE GET ONE THAT HAS BOTH ? 250 00:08:24,567 --> 00:08:26,867 MOTOR AND NON-MOTOR ? THEN YOU COULD DO BOTH. 251 00:08:26,900 --> 00:08:28,067 YOU WANT EXERCISE, YOU EXERCISE, 252 00:08:28,100 --> 00:08:29,467 YOU WANT THE MOTOR, YOU GOT THE MOTOR. 253 00:08:29,500 --> 00:08:30,800 THIS WAY YOU HAVE NO OPTIONS. 254 00:08:30,833 --> 00:08:32,367 YOU GOTTA DO THIS THE WHOLE TIME. 255 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:33,867 IF YOU'RE NOT IN A HURRY TO GET SOMEWHERE, 256 00:08:33,900 --> 00:08:35,433 WHY NOT ? 257 00:08:35,467 --> 00:08:37,267 THERE'S TED HARBERT. 258 00:08:37,300 --> 00:08:38,567 WHO'S TED HARBERT ? 259 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:40,900 HE USED TO BE THE PRESIDENT OF ABC, 260 00:08:40,933 --> 00:08:42,933 NOW HE RUNS NBC STUDIOS. 261 00:08:42,967 --> 00:08:44,733 I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM, 262 00:08:44,767 --> 00:08:46,567 I'M GONNA HAVE TO WALK RIGHT BY THAT TABLE. 263 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:49,200 WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT, YOU DON'T LIKE HIM ? 264 00:08:49,233 --> 00:08:51,067 HE JUST MAKES THE WORST SMALL TALK, 265 00:08:51,067 --> 00:08:54,067 AND, IT'S GONNA BE SO, I'LL NEVER GET OUT OF THERE. 266 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:55,400 JUST DON'T STOP. 267 00:08:55,433 --> 00:08:57,067 JUST KEEP WALKING AND SAY, HELLO. 268 00:08:57,100 --> 00:08:58,167 YOU HAVE TO STOP, 269 00:08:58,200 --> 00:08:59,900 YOU CAN'T JUST SAY HELLO AND WALK ON. 270 00:09:00,067 --> 00:09:02,933 OOH, SEA BASS. 271 00:09:02,967 --> 00:09:04,067 YOU KNOW WHAT ? 272 00:09:04,067 --> 00:09:05,200 THERE'S A RESTAURANT TWO DOORS DOWN, 273 00:09:05,233 --> 00:09:06,400 I'M GONNA GO IN THERE. 274 00:09:06,433 --> 00:09:07,800 OKAY, I'M GONNA GO TO THE BATHROOM IN THERE. 275 00:09:07,833 --> 00:09:10,867 YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE THIS RESTAURANT 276 00:09:10,900 --> 00:09:12,433 TO GO USE THE BATHROOM SOMEWHERE ELSE ? 277 00:09:12,467 --> 00:09:13,533 ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND ? 278 00:09:13,567 --> 00:09:15,533 NO, I DON'T WANNA SAY HELLO, 279 00:09:15,567 --> 00:09:17,533 I DON'T LIKE THOSE HELLOS. 280 00:09:32,700 --> 00:09:34,167 MEN'S ROOM ? 281 00:09:37,067 --> 00:09:40,600 LARRY, LARRY DAVID, LARRY DAVID. 282 00:09:40,633 --> 00:09:41,800 HOW YA DOING ? 283 00:09:41,833 --> 00:09:42,900 OKAY. 284 00:09:42,933 --> 00:09:44,533 DO YOU REMEMBER ME, DENISE PENDERGRASS ? 285 00:09:44,567 --> 00:09:46,300 WE HAD A MEETING A FEW YEARS AGO ? 286 00:09:46,333 --> 00:09:48,833 I MET WITH YOU ABOUT THAT FILM PROJECT YOU WERE DOING. 287 00:09:48,867 --> 00:09:51,233 OH, "SOUR GRAPES", THE LINE PRODUCER. 288 00:09:51,267 --> 00:09:53,533 YES, I REMEMBER. 289 00:09:53,567 --> 00:09:55,800 OH, YOU KNOW WHAT ? I'M SO GLAD I RAN INTO YOU. 290 00:09:55,833 --> 00:09:57,467 'CAUSE WE HAD A REALLY NICE MEETING, 291 00:09:57,500 --> 00:09:59,767 AND, YOU KNOW, YOU SAID MY RESUME LOOKED GREAT 292 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:00,800 AND YOU SAID I WAS QUALIFIED, 293 00:10:00,833 --> 00:10:02,067 AND, THEN, I DIDN'T HEAR FROM YOU 294 00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:03,900 AND, ALL THESE YEARS I WONDERED, WHAT HAPPENED ? 295 00:10:03,933 --> 00:10:06,767 'CAUSE I REALLY WANTED TO WORK WITH YOU, 296 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:09,667 AND, WHAT WAS THE PERSON'S NAME THAT GOT THAT JOB ? 297 00:10:09,700 --> 00:10:11,667 WHAT WAS, WHAT ? 298 00:10:11,700 --> 00:10:12,700 BARRY. 299 00:10:12,733 --> 00:10:15,567 OH, BARRY, BARRY, A FRIEND OF YOURS, OR... 300 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:16,633 FRIEND OF MY WIFE. 301 00:10:16,667 --> 00:10:17,800 A FRIEND OF YOUR WIFE. 302 00:10:17,833 --> 00:10:19,033 A BLACK FRIEND ? 303 00:10:19,067 --> 00:10:20,333 NO. 304 00:10:20,367 --> 00:10:22,400 THIS IS THE THING, I HAD A COUPLE OF MARGARITAS, 305 00:10:22,433 --> 00:10:24,267 BUT, I'M NOT GONNA HOLD BACK. 306 00:10:24,300 --> 00:10:25,467 I JUST WAS WONDERING, 307 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:27,900 WHY DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM 308 00:10:27,933 --> 00:10:29,000 GIVING SOMEBODY LIKE ME A JOB ? 309 00:10:29,033 --> 00:10:30,133 WHAT ? A PROBLEM ? 310 00:10:30,167 --> 00:10:32,067 WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ? 311 00:10:32,100 --> 00:10:33,800 THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE INTERVIEWED FOR THAT. 312 00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:35,300 YEAH, A LOT OF PEOPLE, BUT, YOU AND I, 313 00:10:35,333 --> 00:10:36,400 WE HAD A RAPPORT. 314 00:10:36,433 --> 00:10:38,333 WE DID, BUT, THE GUY KNEW MY WIFE, I MEAN, 315 00:10:38,367 --> 00:10:40,100 THAT'S ALL IT WAS. 316 00:10:40,133 --> 00:10:42,467 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE IMPLYING, BUT, 317 00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:44,500 WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS TERRIBLE. 318 00:10:44,533 --> 00:10:47,333 WHAT I'M SAYING IS THAT I WATCHED YOUR SHOW, "SEINFELD" 319 00:10:47,367 --> 00:10:49,167 FOR HOW MANY, SEVEN, EIGHT YEARS ON THE AIR, 320 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:50,533 AND, NOT-A-ONE BLACK PERSON, 321 00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:52,233 AND, I LIVED IN NEW YORK FOR SEVERAL YEARS, 322 00:10:52,267 --> 00:10:54,000 AND THERE IS A PLETHORA OF BLACK PEOPLE IN NEW YORK, 323 00:10:54,033 --> 00:10:56,400 BUT, SOMEHOW, ELAINE CAN NEVER HAVE A BLACK GIRLFRIEND, 324 00:10:56,433 --> 00:10:58,133 JERRY NEVER HAD ANY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS, 325 00:10:58,167 --> 00:10:59,167 IN THEIR LITTLE CIRCLE OF FRIENDS, 326 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:00,333 NOBODY LOOKED LIKE ME. 327 00:11:00,367 --> 00:11:01,433 I MEAN, WHAT IS THAT ABOUT ? 328 00:11:01,467 --> 00:11:03,267 IS IT A BLACK THING WITH LARRY DAVID ? 329 00:11:03,300 --> 00:11:07,267 THERE'S NO BLACK THING, IT'S A NOTHING ! 330 00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:08,600 NO, NO, NO, A SISTER LIKE ME 331 00:11:08,633 --> 00:11:09,700 CAN KINDA SEE THROUGH THINGS LIKE THIS, 332 00:11:09,733 --> 00:11:10,733 AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW 333 00:11:10,767 --> 00:11:12,167 THAT I THINK I GOT YOUR NUMBER NOW. 334 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:13,733 THERE'S NO NUMBER, YOU DON'T HAVE A NUMBER ! 335 00:11:13,767 --> 00:11:16,367 THERE'S NO NUMBER TO HAVE, I DON'T HAVE A NUMBER ! 336 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:19,300 I SAW "SOUR GRAPES", AND, THE TITLE WAS VERY APROPOS, 337 00:11:19,333 --> 00:11:20,833 AND MAYBE IT WAS A BLESSING IN DISGUISE FOR ME 338 00:11:20,867 --> 00:11:22,067 THAT I DID NOT GET THAT JOB. 339 00:11:22,100 --> 00:11:23,667 AND, I JUST HOPE YOU HAVE A VERY NICE DINNER. 340 00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:26,500 THANK YOU, MR. LARRY DAVID. 341 00:11:33,667 --> 00:11:35,067 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ? 342 00:11:35,100 --> 00:11:36,167 SORRY. 343 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:38,300 WE HAVEN'T EVEN ORDERED AND I'M DYING. 344 00:11:38,333 --> 00:11:39,900 I GOT ACCOSTED BY THIS WOMAN 345 00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:41,967 OUTSIDE THE MEN'S ROOM AT THIS RESTAURANT, 346 00:11:42,067 --> 00:11:43,967 AND SHE INTERVIEWED FOR A JOB ON "SOUR... " 347 00:11:44,067 --> 00:11:45,500 HEY, TED ! 348 00:11:45,533 --> 00:11:46,733 HEY, LARRY, HOW ARE YOU ? 349 00:11:46,767 --> 00:11:47,767 NICE SEEING YOU, HOW YA DOING ? 350 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:48,967 GOOD, THIS IS MY WIFE, CHERYL. 351 00:11:49,067 --> 00:11:50,267 THIS IS TED HARBERT. 352 00:11:50,300 --> 00:11:51,667 TED HARBERT, NICE TO SEE YA, HOW YA DOING ? 353 00:11:51,700 --> 00:11:52,800 YOU GUYS JUST SITTING DOWN ? 354 00:11:52,833 --> 00:11:55,367 YEAH, YEAH, JUST ABOUT TO ORDER. 355 00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:57,333 HEY, SO, YOU BEEN PLAYING ANY GOLF LATELY ? 356 00:11:57,367 --> 00:11:59,400 UH, YEAH. 357 00:11:59,433 --> 00:12:00,600 YEAH, PLAYING OKAY ? 358 00:12:00,633 --> 00:12:02,067 YEAH, SO-SO. 359 00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:03,800 AT MY CLUB I GOT A MEMBER GUEST NEXT MONTH, 360 00:12:03,833 --> 00:12:05,433 GET A COUPLE OTHER GUYS, 361 00:12:05,467 --> 00:12:06,500 YOU WANNA MAKE A DAY OUT OF IT ? 362 00:12:06,533 --> 00:12:09,067 ( male ) OKAY, WE'RE ALL SET. 363 00:12:09,067 --> 00:12:11,733 IT'S 10 DAYS, MAKE SURE YOU TAKE ALL 10 DAYS. 364 00:12:11,767 --> 00:12:12,900 AND WATCH THE DAIRY. 365 00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:13,933 OKAY. 366 00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:16,433 AND I SPECIFICALLY SAID, "NO FETA CHEESE", 367 00:12:16,467 --> 00:12:18,233 I MEAN, DO THEY HAVE TO PUT FETA CHEESE IN ? 368 00:12:18,267 --> 00:12:19,533 I SAID, YOU HEARD ME SAY IT, RIGHT ? 369 00:12:19,567 --> 00:12:20,600 I KNOW, I DID HEAR YOU SAY IT. 370 00:12:20,633 --> 00:12:21,700 HI. 371 00:12:21,733 --> 00:12:23,333 HELLO. 372 00:12:23,367 --> 00:12:27,533 UM, JUST NEED THIS PRESCRIPTION FILLED OUT, 373 00:12:27,567 --> 00:12:28,667 AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. 374 00:12:28,700 --> 00:12:29,900 OH, SURE. 375 00:12:29,933 --> 00:12:34,400 I'VE GOT DERMATITIS, YEAH, AND IT'S... 376 00:12:34,433 --> 00:12:35,400 WELL, WE'LL GET IT TAKEN CARE OF. 377 00:12:35,433 --> 00:12:36,533 THANK YOU. 378 00:12:36,567 --> 00:12:39,233 AS SOON AS HE FINDS IT, 379 00:12:39,267 --> 00:12:41,233 WE'LL GET THIS THING ROLLING. 380 00:12:43,767 --> 00:12:47,567 ( male ) TAKE YOUR TIME. 381 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,100 WHAT'S WRONG ? 382 00:12:50,133 --> 00:12:52,767 I THINK I GAVE THE MAITRE D' THE PRESCRIPTION. 383 00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:54,933 MY PRESCRIPTION ? 384 00:12:54,967 --> 00:12:56,433 YEAH, 'CAUSE LOOK... 385 00:12:56,467 --> 00:12:58,333 WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. 386 00:12:58,367 --> 00:13:00,267 THERE'S A $20 BILL FOLDED IN MY POCKET. 387 00:13:00,300 --> 00:13:01,400 THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR THE MAITRE D', 388 00:13:01,433 --> 00:13:02,467 WHAT'S IT DOING IN MY POCKET ? 389 00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:03,567 I DON'T KNOW, 390 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:05,733 I GAVE YOU THE PRESCRIPTION THIS AFTERNOON. 391 00:13:05,767 --> 00:13:07,067 I KNOW, AND I FOLDED IT UP 392 00:13:07,067 --> 00:13:09,100 AND IT WAS IN THE SAME POCKET AS THE 20, 393 00:13:09,133 --> 00:13:11,600 AND I MUST HAVE PUT MY HAND IN MY POCKET 394 00:13:11,633 --> 00:13:13,167 AND PULLED OUT... 395 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:15,067 DID YOU NOT LOOK AT IT, LARRY ? 396 00:13:15,067 --> 00:13:16,167 IT FELT LIKE THE 20. 397 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:18,233 I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THAT COULD HAPPEN. 398 00:13:18,267 --> 00:13:20,133 THEY WERE FOLDED UP, THEY FELT ALIKE ! 399 00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:22,500 DID HE LOOK AT IT ? 400 00:13:22,533 --> 00:13:24,567 NO, THEY TAKE IT AND PUT IT IN THEIR POCKET. 401 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:26,700 WHY WOULD I HAVE THE 20 ON ME ? 402 00:13:26,733 --> 00:13:30,100 THIS WAS THE 20 THAT WAS DESIGNATED FOR THE MAITRE D' ! 403 00:13:30,133 --> 00:13:32,367 COME ON, LET'S JUST GO BACK TO THE RESTAURANT. 404 00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:34,200 OH, MY GOD ! 405 00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:40,267 WHY DON'T WE JUST CALL YOUR DOCTOR ? 406 00:13:40,300 --> 00:13:42,300 BECAUSE YOU CAN'T CALL MY DOCTOR ON THE WEEKENDS 407 00:13:42,333 --> 00:13:43,933 UNLESS IT'S A LIFE-THREATENING EMERGENCY. 408 00:13:43,967 --> 00:13:44,967 WHAT ? 409 00:13:45,067 --> 00:13:46,767 YEAH, IF YOU CALL HIS MACHINE, 410 00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:48,233 IT'LL TELL YOU YOU CAN'T PAGE HIM. 411 00:13:48,267 --> 00:13:49,433 YOU CALLED UP AND THAT'S WHAT IT SAID ? 412 00:13:49,467 --> 00:13:50,533 YEAH. 413 00:13:50,567 --> 00:13:51,833 THAT IS OBSCENE, YOU KNOW THAT ? 414 00:13:51,867 --> 00:13:55,400 "CAN'T DISTURB THE DOCTOR ON THE WEEKEND. 415 00:13:55,433 --> 00:13:57,667 "DON'T CALL DR. ZEPPLER 416 00:13:57,700 --> 00:14:00,667 "ON THE WEEKEND UNLESS IT'S LIFE THREATENING. 417 00:14:00,700 --> 00:14:05,400 "NORMAN, IS SOMEBODY CALLING ? 418 00:14:05,433 --> 00:14:06,567 "WHO'S CALLING ? 419 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:08,633 "WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF DINNER, NORMAN ! 420 00:14:08,667 --> 00:14:10,467 "THIS BETTER BE LIFE THREATENING NORMAN, 421 00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:11,967 OR YOU'RE NOT GONNA LEAVE THIS HOUSE !" 422 00:14:12,067 --> 00:14:13,967 COME ON, PLEASE, I'M BEGGING YOU. 423 00:14:14,067 --> 00:14:15,367 "NORMAN, 424 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:17,167 "UNLESS THEY WERE BURNED IN A FIRE, 425 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:19,500 "I DON'T WANT YOU GETTING UP FROM YOUR CHAIR, 426 00:14:19,533 --> 00:14:21,100 DO YOU UNDERSTAND, NORMAN ?!" 427 00:14:21,133 --> 00:14:22,333 UGH ! 428 00:14:28,133 --> 00:14:30,767 OKAY, I OWE YOU A HUGE APOLOGY, 429 00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:31,900 I'M SO SORRY. 430 00:14:31,933 --> 00:14:33,133 WHEN I WAS IN EARLIER, 431 00:14:33,167 --> 00:14:34,867 I THOUGHT I WAS GIVING YOU MONEY 432 00:14:34,900 --> 00:14:38,067 AND I GAVE YOU MY WIFE'S PRESCRIPTION. 433 00:14:38,100 --> 00:14:39,467 I REMEMBER. 434 00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:41,167 SHE REALLY NEEDS IT.I REALL. 435 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:42,267 DO YOU HAVE IT ? 436 00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:43,600 YOU'LL FIND IT IN A TRASH CAN 437 00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:46,067 RIGHT THROUGH THOSE DOUBLE DOORS. 438 00:14:46,067 --> 00:14:48,133 HELP YOURSELF. 439 00:14:51,567 --> 00:14:53,500 OH, WAIT A SECOND. 440 00:14:53,533 --> 00:14:55,400 DID YOU FIND IT ? DO YOU SEE IT ? 441 00:14:55,433 --> 00:14:57,067 EWW, EWW, EWW ! 442 00:14:57,067 --> 00:14:58,500 NO, THAT WASN'T IT. 443 00:14:58,533 --> 00:14:59,867 I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK. 444 00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,667 YOU DIDN'T HAPPEN TO SEE 445 00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:03,133 A PIECE OF PAPER HERE EARLIER, 446 00:15:03,167 --> 00:15:04,700 A LITTLE WHITE PRESCRIPTION PIECE OF PAPER ? 447 00:15:04,733 --> 00:15:06,800 NO, NO. 448 00:15:06,833 --> 00:15:08,933 ( yelling ) 449 00:15:08,967 --> 00:15:10,567 I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER CHERYL, 450 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:11,600 I CAN'T FIND IT ! 451 00:15:11,633 --> 00:15:13,100 YOU WANT ME TO GET IN THE CAN ? 452 00:15:13,133 --> 00:15:15,467 IF THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES, LARRY, I GUESS, YEAH. 453 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:16,800 WHAT ABOUT AN EMERGENCY ROOM ? 454 00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:18,200 LET'S GO TO AN EMERGENCY ROOM ? 455 00:15:18,233 --> 00:15:19,733 NO, ARE YOU KIDDING ? 456 00:15:19,767 --> 00:15:21,400 WE'D SIT THERE FOR EIGHT HOURS. 457 00:15:21,433 --> 00:15:23,133 THIS IS A VERY PLEASANT ACTIVITY. 458 00:15:23,167 --> 00:15:24,867 MAYBE YOU CAN LOCK ME IN A TOILET AFTER THIS, HUH ? 459 00:15:24,900 --> 00:15:26,300 MAYBE YOU COULD PICK UP MY PRESCRIPTION 460 00:15:26,333 --> 00:15:27,567 WHEN I ASK YOU THE FIRST TIME 461 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:29,233 AND THEN NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED. 462 00:15:29,267 --> 00:15:31,067 WAIT A SECOND. 463 00:15:31,067 --> 00:15:32,900 WHAT ABOUT RICHARD'S FRIEND ? 464 00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:35,567 HE'S A DERMATOLOGIST, THE GUY I OFFENDED TODAY. 465 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:37,567 THE BLACK GUY ? HE'S A DERMATOLOGIST ? 466 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:39,933 YES, WE'RE GOING OVER TO RICHARD'S ANYWAY. 467 00:15:39,967 --> 00:15:41,733 I COULD CALL HIM UP AND APOLOGIZE 468 00:15:41,767 --> 00:15:43,767 AND MAYBE HE COULD PHONE IN THE PRESCRIPTION FOR US. 469 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:45,733 YEAH, YEAH, LET'S TRY THAT. 470 00:15:45,767 --> 00:15:47,467 EWW ! 471 00:15:48,900 --> 00:15:51,067 HI ! HEY ! 472 00:15:51,067 --> 00:15:52,533 HEY, HOW ARE YOU, GOOD TO SEE YOU. 473 00:15:52,567 --> 00:15:53,900 ( Cheryl ) OH, ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT ? 474 00:15:53,933 --> 00:15:56,333 YOU DON'T WANNA GET TOO CLOSE TO ME RIGHT NOW. 475 00:15:56,367 --> 00:15:58,200 ( Larry ) WE HAD A BIT OF A PROBLEM HERE. 476 00:15:58,233 --> 00:16:00,167 RELAX, WE'LL TALK IT OUT. 477 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:02,233 SOFIA'S ON THE PHONE, SHE'LL BE OFF IN A SECOND. 478 00:16:02,267 --> 00:16:03,700 WE'RE NOT REALLY GONNA BE ABLE TO... 479 00:16:03,733 --> 00:16:06,167 WHAT DO YOU MEAN ? 480 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:07,933 BECAUSE, UM... 481 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,733 I'VE GOT A SKIN PROBLEM RIGHT NOW. 482 00:16:09,767 --> 00:16:12,067 IT'S THIS DERMATITIS AND IT'S SPREADING, 483 00:16:12,067 --> 00:16:13,267 IS THE PROBLEM, RICHARD. 484 00:16:13,300 --> 00:16:14,800 WE'VE BEEN DRIVING ALL NIGHT 485 00:16:14,833 --> 00:16:16,367 BECAUSE I HAD A PRESCRIPTION... 486 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:18,900 I DIDN'T LOSE IT, WHATEVER, 487 00:16:18,933 --> 00:16:20,333 WE DON'T HAVE IT ANYMORE. 488 00:16:20,367 --> 00:16:22,133 WHY DON'T YOU CALL YOUR DOCTOR ? 489 00:16:22,167 --> 00:16:24,867 I CAN'T CALL HIM ON THE WEEKENDS. 490 00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:27,333 IT'S HARD TO BOTHER THESE PEOPLE. 491 00:16:27,367 --> 00:16:29,267 THE THING IS, WE DON'T KNOW ANY DOCTORS, 492 00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:31,133 WE DON'T KNOW ANYBODY WHO CAN HELP HER. 493 00:16:31,167 --> 00:16:32,900 THE ONLY GUY I COULD THINK OF 494 00:16:32,933 --> 00:16:36,167 IS YOUR FRIEND FROM, THE DERMATOLOGIST. 495 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:38,700 THE GUY FROM TODAY, JUSTIN ? 496 00:16:38,733 --> 00:16:40,567 MAYBE IF YOU COULD JUST CALL HIM 497 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:41,633 AND HE COULD CALL IN A PRESCRIPTION. 498 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:44,300 WOW, I MEAN, YOU CAN IMAGINE, 499 00:16:44,333 --> 00:16:47,067 YOU WERE LIKE, JAMES EARL RAY TODAY WITH THIS GUY. 500 00:16:47,067 --> 00:16:48,533 I KNOW, I KNOW. 501 00:16:48,567 --> 00:16:51,533 I'LL DO IT, I'M DOING IT... 502 00:16:51,567 --> 00:16:53,133 JUST TELL HIM I'LL APOLOGIZE, 503 00:16:53,167 --> 00:16:54,433 YOU KNOW, I WANNA TALK TO HIM. 504 00:16:54,467 --> 00:16:56,900 I'M SO SORRY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED. 505 00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,733 ... LIKE A NIGHTMARE CALL. 506 00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:00,567 I'M SORRY FOR MAKING YOU DO IT, BELIEVE ME. 507 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:01,767 WE REALLY APPRECIATE IT. 508 00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:02,833 HONEY, HELLO, THE DAVIDS ARE HERE. 509 00:17:02,867 --> 00:17:04,067 HI ! 510 00:17:04,100 --> 00:17:05,633 ( Richard ) LISTEN, SHE HAS A MEDICAL EMERGENCY. 511 00:17:05,667 --> 00:17:08,300 HONEY, BABY, I'M ON THE PHONE. 512 00:17:08,333 --> 00:17:10,067 I'M ON THE PHONE, I'M ON THE PHONE. 513 00:17:10,067 --> 00:17:11,400 WE DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THE GUY'S 514 00:17:11,433 --> 00:17:12,767 GONNA BE HOME OR NOT. 515 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:15,133 HONEY, ENOUGH, HEY, DARLING ! 516 00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:16,700 I'M ON THE PHONE, I'M SORRY. 517 00:17:16,733 --> 00:17:19,933 I'M ON THE PHONE, JUST ONE SECOND. 518 00:17:19,967 --> 00:17:21,567 SHE HAS A MEDICAL EMERGENCY, 519 00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:23,133 SHE HAS A TREMENDOUS RASH. 520 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:25,400 HEY, HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT ? 521 00:17:25,433 --> 00:17:26,467 JUST GET THE NUMBER, WE'LL CALL IN THE CAR. 522 00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:27,600 WILL YOU HANG UP THE PHONE ?! 523 00:17:27,633 --> 00:17:28,633 ARE YOU HAPPY ? 524 00:17:28,667 --> 00:17:29,667 YES, I'M VERY HAPPY. 525 00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:30,867 OH, GOOD, NOW WE'RE ALL HAPPY. 526 00:17:30,900 --> 00:17:32,667 YOU'RE HAPPY, HE'S HAPPY, I'M HAPPY. 527 00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:35,067 SHE'S SICK AND YOU'RE NOT, HOW'S THAT ? 528 00:17:35,067 --> 00:17:36,800 JESUS CHRIST, 529 00:17:36,833 --> 00:17:39,200 I'M SO FUCKING EMBARRASSED BY ALL THIS SHIT. 530 00:17:41,267 --> 00:17:42,767 I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT THIS. 531 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:44,433 NO, NO, DON'T BE SORRY. 532 00:17:44,467 --> 00:17:47,400 DR. GRAMBS ? 533 00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:49,567 HI, I'M SORRY TO CALL YOU ON A WEEKEND. 534 00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:51,600 YEAH, IT'S LEWIS. 535 00:17:51,633 --> 00:17:54,300 RICHARD, I JUST HUNG UP WITH MY AGENT ON THE PHONE 536 00:17:54,333 --> 00:17:55,567 WITHOUT EVEN SAYING GOODBYE. 537 00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:56,933 ( Larry ) THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT CALL. 538 00:17:56,967 --> 00:17:58,167 MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS HERE, 539 00:17:58,200 --> 00:17:59,267 THIS IS NOT YOUR BUSINESS. 540 00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:00,567 IT IS MY BUSINESS ! 541 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:03,900 ( Richard ) HE REALLY FEELS HORRIBLE ABOUT IT, 542 00:18:03,933 --> 00:18:05,200 BUT, HIS WIFE HAS THIS, WHAT'S IT CALLED ? 543 00:18:05,233 --> 00:18:06,300 ( Cheryl ) DERMATITIS. 544 00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:08,200 DERMATITIS AND WHAT ? 545 00:18:08,233 --> 00:18:10,733 HE'S FUNNY, YEAH, HE DIDN'T MEAN IT, 546 00:18:10,767 --> 00:18:12,333 HE WANTS TO APOLOGIZE PROFUSELY. 547 00:18:12,367 --> 00:18:14,300 THE LAST THING HE WOULD EVER MEAN IS SOMETHING... 548 00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:15,967 I NEED TO HELP THEM, I'M LOST. 549 00:18:16,067 --> 00:18:18,300 SHE'S VERY SICK, SHE CAN'T REACH HER DOCTOR, 550 00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:19,533 AND SHE NEEDS TO GET A PRESCRIPTION, 551 00:18:19,567 --> 00:18:21,167 OTHERWISE THIS THING'S GONNA SPREAD, 552 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,867 AND, I REALLY WANNA COME THROUGH FOR THEM. 553 00:18:22,900 --> 00:18:25,933 REALLY ? 554 00:18:25,967 --> 00:18:27,700 OH, YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE. 555 00:18:27,733 --> 00:18:28,733 HE SAYS, IF YOU COME OVER TO THE HOUSE, 556 00:18:28,767 --> 00:18:30,167 HE CAN'T PRESCRIBE OVER THE PHONE, 557 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:31,867 IT'S UNETHICAL, BUT, YOU'LL DO THAT ? 558 00:18:31,900 --> 00:18:33,133 OF COURSE, ARE YOU KIDDING ? 559 00:18:33,167 --> 00:18:35,167 DOCTOR, YOU'RE REALLY THE BEST. 560 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:36,900 WHAT'S YOUR ADDRESS ? 561 00:18:36,933 --> 00:18:38,900 YEAH, HOLD ON, WHAT'S THE NUMBER ? 562 00:18:38,933 --> 00:18:40,533 OKAY, THANKS. 563 00:18:40,567 --> 00:18:42,800 THANK YOU, SO MUCH. 564 00:18:42,833 --> 00:18:44,400 OH, CHRIST. 565 00:18:44,433 --> 00:18:45,833 HOW DO YOU GET THERE ? 566 00:18:45,867 --> 00:18:49,400 CALL THE TRIPLE A, JUST GET BETTER. 567 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:51,900 NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN ! 568 00:18:51,933 --> 00:18:54,067 NICE TO SEE YOU, TOO. 569 00:18:57,267 --> 00:18:59,700 ( navigator ) Right turn ahead. 570 00:18:59,733 --> 00:19:02,067 DID YOU HEAR THAT ? 571 00:19:02,067 --> 00:19:03,267 YEAH, I DID HEAR IT. 572 00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:04,600 THE NAVIGATION SYSTEM ! 573 00:19:04,633 --> 00:19:05,967 I FIGURED IT OUT, IT'S WORKING ! 574 00:19:06,067 --> 00:19:07,500 IT'S TELLING US EXACTLY HOW TO GO 575 00:19:07,533 --> 00:19:08,933 TO THE DOCTOR'S HOUSE ! 576 00:19:08,967 --> 00:19:11,833 OH, I CAN'T WAIT TO CALL MY PARENTS. 577 00:19:11,867 --> 00:19:14,067 THEY ARE GONNA BE SO PROUD OF ME ! 578 00:19:14,067 --> 00:19:15,133 WHEN I TELL MY FATHER 579 00:19:15,167 --> 00:19:16,900 I FIGURED OUT THAT NAVIGATION SYSTEM, 580 00:19:16,933 --> 00:19:19,833 HE'S GONNA FLIP HIS WIG, AND HE'S GOT ONE, TOO. 581 00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:21,500 CAN WE TURN ON THE RADIO ? 582 00:19:21,533 --> 00:19:24,200 OH, HE'S GONNA BE VERY PROUD OF LARRY, 583 00:19:24,233 --> 00:19:26,167 FIGURING OUT THE NAVIGATION SYSTEM ! 584 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:27,167 PLEASE. 585 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,900 OOH, DADDY, I'M NOT SO STUPID ! 586 00:19:29,933 --> 00:19:31,233 CAN WE TURN ON THE RADIO ? 587 00:19:31,267 --> 00:19:32,367 NO, 'CAUSE THEN WE WON'T BE ABLE 588 00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:34,400 TO HEAR THE NAVIGATOR. 589 00:19:34,433 --> 00:19:36,533 ( navigator ) Right turn ahead. 590 00:19:42,367 --> 00:19:43,400 HI. 591 00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:44,467 HI. 592 00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:46,933 HI, I'M LARRY DAVID, THIS IS MY WIFE, CHERYL. 593 00:19:46,967 --> 00:19:48,567 WE'RE A FRIEND OF RICHARD LEWIS, HE CALLED. 594 00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:50,300 YES, YES, YES, HI, I'M DONNA, 595 00:19:50,333 --> 00:19:51,367 MY HUSBAND'S IN THE LIVING ROOM. 596 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:52,600 PLEASE, COME IN. 597 00:19:52,633 --> 00:19:54,367 OH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HAVING US. 598 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:55,733 SORRY TO DISTURB YOU 599 00:19:55,767 --> 00:19:56,967 AT THE BEGINNING OF YOUR WEEKEND. 600 00:19:57,067 --> 00:19:59,767 WELL, THAT'S OKAY, I MEAN, THE BEST LAID PLANS 601 00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:01,533 ALWAYS WILL CHANGE, SO LET'S NOT WORRY ABOUT IT. 602 00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:02,767 COME ON IN. 603 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:04,400 ( male ) I THINK BLACK PEOPLE HAVE A MISTRUST 604 00:20:04,433 --> 00:20:05,667 OF THE MEDICAL PROFESSION 605 00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:09,367 BECAUSE OF THE VESTIGES OF THAT EXPERIMENT. 606 00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:12,800 PLEASE, COME IN. 607 00:20:12,833 --> 00:20:14,933 I HOPE WE'RE NOT DISTURBING ANYTHING. 608 00:20:16,567 --> 00:20:17,700 EXCUSE ME, SWEETIE. 609 00:20:17,733 --> 00:20:19,700 EVERYBODY, THIS IS LARRY DAVID, 610 00:20:19,733 --> 00:20:21,233 AND HIS WIFE, CHERYL. 611 00:20:21,267 --> 00:20:24,200 ( exchanging greetings ) 612 00:20:24,233 --> 00:20:25,800 HI, HOW YA DOING, HI. 613 00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:27,233 MRS. DAVID, A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU. 614 00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:29,800 IT IS SO NICE TO MEET YOU, THANK YOU, SO MUCH. 615 00:20:29,833 --> 00:20:32,400 WE'VE HAD QUITE A TIME TONIGHT, 616 00:20:32,433 --> 00:20:33,467 AND I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU. 617 00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:34,700 IT'S SO NICE OF YOU TO DO THIS, 618 00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:35,867 WE APPRECIATE IT SO MUCH. 619 00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:38,233 I'M GLAD I COULD BE OF HELP, NO PROBLEM. 620 00:20:38,267 --> 00:20:39,600 LET'S GO TAKE A LOOK AT THAT. 621 00:20:39,633 --> 00:20:42,567 AND, AGAIN, I'M SO SORRY ABOUT, 622 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:43,633 GOD ALMIGHTY, I CAN'T BELIEVE I SAID THAT. 623 00:20:43,667 --> 00:20:45,300 I THINK I MIGHT HAVE OVERREACTED. 624 00:20:45,333 --> 00:20:46,700 NO, I DON'T THINK SO, 625 00:20:46,733 --> 00:20:48,133 IT WAS COMPLETELY IDIOTIC, REALLY. 626 00:20:48,167 --> 00:20:50,767 JUSTIN, WHAT DID HE SAY ? 627 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:51,767 UH... 628 00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:53,367 WE'D LIKE TO HEAR IT. 629 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:56,000 LARRY, THIS IS PROFESSOR ROGET, 630 00:20:56,033 --> 00:20:58,900 FROM CAL-TECH PHYSICS. 631 00:20:58,933 --> 00:21:00,567 WHAT WAS SAID, WE'D LIKE TO HEAR IT. 632 00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:02,067 WE'D LIKE TO KNOW. 633 00:21:02,100 --> 00:21:04,267 BELIEVE ME, YOU DON'T WANNA HEAR THIS. 634 00:21:04,300 --> 00:21:06,600 ( male ) WHAT IS IT, WE'D LOVE TO HEAR IT. 635 00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:07,733 WHY NOT ? 636 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,367 WHAT ? YOU'RE KIDDING. 637 00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:11,567 COME ON, IT WAS NOTHING, BELIEVE ME, IT WAS NOTHING. 638 00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:14,067 YOU'RE HAVING A NICE PARTY HERE. 639 00:21:14,067 --> 00:21:17,233 EAT, YOU GOT PEANUTS AND COOKIES. 640 00:21:17,267 --> 00:21:19,167 YOU'RE PROBABLY HAVING A VERY STIMULATING CONVERSATION 641 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:21,467 UNTIL WE CAME IN, SO, BELIEVE ME, 642 00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:23,367 MY ADVICE TO YOU, GO BACK, BECAUSE... 643 00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:27,567 ( female ) LARRY, LARRY, LARRY, 644 00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:29,267 YOU'RE APOLOGIZING. 645 00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:31,667 APOLOGIZING FOR NOTHING ? 646 00:21:34,300 --> 00:21:37,500 I WISH IT WAS SOMETHING, I WISH IT WAS SOMETHING. 647 00:21:37,533 --> 00:21:39,867 I AM APOLOGIZING FOR PRETTY MUCH NOTHING. 648 00:21:39,900 --> 00:21:42,367 IT IS NOTHING, IT'S SO UNIMPORTANT. 649 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:44,733 OH, COME ON, LARRY, PLEASE, SHARE WITH US. 650 00:21:44,767 --> 00:21:47,233 ( professor ) COME ON, SPIT IT OUT, LARRY. 651 00:21:47,267 --> 00:21:51,500 IT SOUNDS INTERESTING. 652 00:21:51,533 --> 00:21:54,700 I'LL MAKE A DEAL WITH YOU FOLKS, OKAY ? 653 00:21:54,733 --> 00:21:56,833 WE'LL TELL YOU WHAT IT WAS, AND THEN WE CAN MOVE ON. 654 00:21:56,867 --> 00:22:00,333 ( all in agreement ) 655 00:22:00,367 --> 00:22:01,867 ( Donna ) ALRIGHT, LARRY. 656 00:22:01,900 --> 00:22:05,300 ( female ) COME ON, SHARE WITH US ! 657 00:22:05,333 --> 00:22:07,200 LET US HEAR ABOUT IT. 658 00:22:09,900 --> 00:22:13,267 I WAS WALKING ALONG, WITH MY FRIEND, 659 00:22:13,300 --> 00:22:15,800 NEAR THE BEACH IN SANTA MONICA, 660 00:22:15,833 --> 00:22:18,900 AND DR. GRAMBS COMES JOGGING BY, 661 00:22:18,933 --> 00:22:21,267 AND, HE'S IN VERY GOOD SHAPE, THIS MAN, 662 00:22:21,300 --> 00:22:24,433 BY THE WAY, VERY GOOD SHAPE. 663 00:22:24,467 --> 00:22:25,600 ( female ) COME ON, LET'S NOT BEAT AROUND THE BUSH. 664 00:22:25,633 --> 00:22:27,800 COME ON, LET'S GO. 665 00:22:30,733 --> 00:22:32,433 WELL... 666 00:22:36,433 --> 00:22:38,833 I SAID, UM... 667 00:22:38,867 --> 00:22:42,167 WHEN HE INTRODUCED ME TO DR. GRAMBS, 668 00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:45,700 HE TOLD ME THAT HE'S A PATIENT OF DR. GRAMBS, AND I SAID, 669 00:22:45,733 --> 00:22:48,067 "YOU LET HIM WORK ON YOU 670 00:22:48,067 --> 00:22:50,433 EVEN WITH THE WHOLE AFFIRMATIVE ACTION THING ?" 671 00:22:55,067 --> 00:22:56,733 ( nervous laughter ) 672 00:22:59,067 --> 00:23:00,900 YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE... 673 00:23:00,933 --> 00:23:04,267 IT WAS A JOKE, I'M JUST, IT WAS A BAD JOKE. 674 00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:06,433 I WAS TRYING TO BE TOO AFFABLE. 675 00:23:06,467 --> 00:23:09,200 I WENT OVERBOARD IN MY AFFABILITY. 676 00:23:09,233 --> 00:23:11,533 ARE YOU IN FAVOR OF AFFIRMATIVE ACTION ? 677 00:23:11,567 --> 00:23:13,067 COMPLETELY IN FAVOR OF IT, ARE YOU KIDDING ? 678 00:23:13,067 --> 00:23:15,200 I DON'T THINK WHITE PEOPLE SHOULD HAVE ANYTHING ! 679 00:23:15,233 --> 00:23:17,500 I THINK WE SHOULD BE SLEEPING ON THE STREET 680 00:23:17,533 --> 00:23:19,833 EATING CRUMBS, AND WE SHOULD BE THAT WAY 681 00:23:19,867 --> 00:23:20,933 FOR A COUPLE OF HUNDRED YEARS 682 00:23:20,967 --> 00:23:22,600 AND I'M NOT EVEN JOKING ABOUT THAT. 683 00:23:22,633 --> 00:23:24,533 AND, GUYS, I'VE LEARNED THAT HE'S A COMEDIAN, 684 00:23:24,567 --> 00:23:25,933 HE MAKES FUNNY LINES ALL THE TIME, 685 00:23:25,967 --> 00:23:27,300 I OVERREACTED. 686 00:23:27,333 --> 00:23:28,600 AND HE KNOCKED IT OFF THE TOP OFF HIS HEAD. 687 00:23:28,633 --> 00:23:30,867 HE'S MUCH BETTER WHEN HE HAS A CHANCE TO WRITE IT 688 00:23:30,900 --> 00:23:32,600 AND LOOK IT OVER. 689 00:23:32,633 --> 00:23:34,900 SO, MAYBE HE'S LEARNED A LESSON FROM ALL THIS ? 690 00:23:34,933 --> 00:23:36,667 YEAH, YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN. 691 00:23:36,700 --> 00:23:39,067 I WAS ABOUT TO SAY "SISTER", BUT... 692 00:23:41,467 --> 00:23:44,133 OKAY, EVERYONE, SO, PLEASE, MRS. DAVID, 693 00:23:44,167 --> 00:23:45,233 LET ME TAKE A LOOK AT THAT ARM, PLEASE. 694 00:23:45,267 --> 00:23:47,600 AH, THANK YOU, YES, OKAY. 695 00:23:47,633 --> 00:23:51,600 LARRY DAVID, MR. LARRY DAVID. 696 00:23:51,633 --> 00:23:54,067 TWICE IN ONE EVENING, I'M ON A ROLL. 697 00:23:54,067 --> 00:23:56,067 MY FRIENDS, THIS IS LARRY DAVID, 698 00:23:56,067 --> 00:23:59,800 THE MAN WHO REFUSED TO HIRE A SISTER FOR A JOB 699 00:23:59,833 --> 00:24:01,700 FOR WHICH I WAS CLEARLY QUALIFIED, 700 00:24:01,733 --> 00:24:03,867 BECAUSE HE'S A RACIST, A BONA FIDE RACIST, 701 00:24:03,900 --> 00:24:05,667 WHO PREFERRED NOT TO WORK WITH ANY BLACK PEOPLE 702 00:24:05,700 --> 00:24:07,167 UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, 703 00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:08,300 AND GIVES ALL THE GOOD JOBS 704 00:24:08,333 --> 00:24:10,733 TO HIS WHITE WIFE'S WHITE FRIENDS. 705 00:24:10,767 --> 00:24:12,600 GOOD EVENING. 706 00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:29,700 I THINK YOU BETTER CALL THE DOCTOR. 707 00:24:29,733 --> 00:24:32,133 I'M NOT ALLOWED TO CALL THE DOCTOR ON THE WEEKEND. 708 00:24:32,167 --> 00:24:35,067 I DON'T THINK WE HAVE A CHOICE, 709 00:24:35,067 --> 00:24:36,267 I THINK WE HAVE TO CALL HIM. 710 00:24:36,300 --> 00:24:41,067 WE'RE OUT OF OPTIONS, REALLY, COME ON. 711 00:24:41,067 --> 00:24:43,600 ALRIGHT, I'M GONNA CALL HIM, I'M GONNA PAGE HIM. 712 00:24:46,067 --> 00:24:48,167 OH, WAIT, SO WHAT NUMBER DO I PUT IN ? 713 00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:50,067 PUT IN OUR HOME NUMBER, WE'LL BE HOME IN A MINUTE. 714 00:24:50,067 --> 00:24:51,567 ( phone dialing ) 715 00:24:53,433 --> 00:24:55,067 ALRIGHT, HE'S PAGED, THAT'S IT. 716 00:24:55,100 --> 00:24:56,133 GREAT. 717 00:24:56,167 --> 00:24:57,900 IT'S DONE. 718 00:24:57,933 --> 00:24:59,333 OH, GOD ! 719 00:24:59,367 --> 00:25:00,867 WHAT'S HE GONNA DO, WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN ? 720 00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:02,067 I DON'T KNOW. 721 00:25:02,100 --> 00:25:03,367 WHAT'S HE GONNA DO, KILL US ? 722 00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:06,667 * ( horror music plays ) 723 00:25:09,567 --> 00:25:11,567 ( theme from "Psycho" playing ) 724 00:25:27,233 --> 00:25:28,267 ( phone ringing ) 725 00:25:28,300 --> 00:25:29,533 HELLO ? 726 00:25:29,567 --> 00:25:31,233 DAD, I CAN'T TALK TO YOU RIGHT NOW ! 727 00:25:31,267 --> 00:25:32,467 NO, I'LL CALL YOU BACK. 728 00:25:43,933 --> 00:25:45,300 ( phone ringing ) 729 00:25:45,333 --> 00:25:48,567 HELLO ? DR. ZEPPLER ? 730 00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:50,700 HI, IT'S CHERYL DAVID. 731 00:25:50,733 --> 00:25:54,133 I LOST THE PRESCRIPTION YOU GAVE ME EARLIER THIS AFTERNOON 732 00:25:54,167 --> 00:25:57,133 AND I DESPERATELY NEED ANOTHER ONE RIGHT AWAY. 733 00:25:57,167 --> 00:25:59,733 A LIFE THREATENING EMERGENCY ? 734 00:25:59,767 --> 00:26:02,767 YOU COULD SCRATCH YOURSELF TO DEATH ! 735 00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:04,467 I COULD SCRATCH MYSELF TO DEATH 736 00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:07,067 IF IT GOES UNTREATED, I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW, 737 00:26:07,067 --> 00:26:11,067 IT THE LONGS DRUGSTORE ON THE WESTSIDE. 738 00:26:11,067 --> 00:26:12,300 THANK YOU. 739 00:26:12,333 --> 00:26:13,833 NO, I WON'T EVER CALL YOU ON THE WEEKEND AGAIN, 740 00:26:13,867 --> 00:26:15,067 THANK YOU, SO MUCH. 741 00:26:15,067 --> 00:26:16,467 WON'T EVER CALL YOU ON THE WEEKEND ? 742 00:26:16,500 --> 00:26:18,767 OH, MY GOD, WHAT A JERK THIS GUY IS. 743 00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:20,300 AT LEAST WE GOT IT, WE GOT IT. 744 00:26:20,333 --> 00:26:22,100 GET YOURSELF A NEW DOCTOR, THIS GUY'S AN IDIOT. 745 00:26:22,133 --> 00:26:23,133 ALRIGHT, I'M GONNA GO PICK IT UP. 746 00:26:23,167 --> 00:26:24,233 DO YOU WANT ME TO GO WITH YOU ? 747 00:26:24,267 --> 00:26:27,133 NO, GO TAKE A HOT BATH AND I'LL BE BACK IN, UH, 748 00:26:27,167 --> 00:26:28,267 12, 15 MINUTES. 749 00:26:28,300 --> 00:26:29,267 OKAY. 750 00:26:31,267 --> 00:26:32,933 ( male ) OKAY, THE DOCTOR SAYS YOU JUST WANNA GET 751 00:26:32,967 --> 00:26:36,067 YOUR PRESCRIPTIONS RENEWED ON TIME, OKAY ? 752 00:26:36,100 --> 00:26:37,300 NOW, IN TERMS OF THIS, 753 00:26:37,333 --> 00:26:39,133 IT'S JUST TWO QUICK SHOTS, 754 00:26:39,167 --> 00:26:40,967 PAY FOR THAT UP FRONT, OKAY ? 755 00:26:41,067 --> 00:26:42,300 AND GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. 756 00:26:42,333 --> 00:26:46,567 OKAY, MR. BRAZIL, BRAZIL... 757 00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:49,300 UM, EXCUSE ME, I'M SORRY, 758 00:26:49,333 --> 00:26:52,667 MY DOCTOR CALLED IN A PRESCRIPTION FOR MY WIFE. 759 00:26:52,700 --> 00:26:53,800 YOUR NAME ? 760 00:26:53,833 --> 00:26:56,067 DAVID, YEAH, DR. ZEPPLER. 761 00:26:56,067 --> 00:26:58,200 OH, ZEPPLER, YES, WE GOT THAT. 762 00:26:58,233 --> 00:27:01,100 IT'S GONNA BE ABOUT 45 MINUTES TO AN HOUR, OKAY ? 763 00:27:01,133 --> 00:27:02,633 UH, MR. BRAZIL. 764 00:27:02,667 --> 00:27:05,233 I MEAN, IT'S REALLY, IT'S AN EMERGENCY, 765 00:27:05,267 --> 00:27:06,400 I'M NOT KIDDING. 766 00:27:06,433 --> 00:27:07,800 SHE'S REALLY SCRATCHING, SHE'S BROKEN OUT ALL OVER. 767 00:27:07,833 --> 00:27:08,967 I UNDERSTAND, SIR. 768 00:27:09,067 --> 00:27:10,500 IT'S GONNA BE ABOUT 45 MINUTES TO AN HOUR, 769 00:27:10,533 --> 00:27:11,733 YOU SEE, WE HAVE A BACKUP. 770 00:27:11,767 --> 00:27:14,767 OKAY, JUST READ ALL THE INDICATIONS ON IT, 771 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:16,700 IT'S VERY IMPORTANT, PAY FOR THAT UP FRONT. 772 00:27:16,733 --> 00:27:22,967 OKAY, UH, NEXT IS GUYAPHONE, GUYAPHONE. 773 00:27:23,067 --> 00:27:25,500 OH, OKAY. 774 00:27:25,533 --> 00:27:27,067 ALRIGHT, THIS IS PRETTY SIMPLE, 775 00:27:27,067 --> 00:27:30,133 BUT I WANNA MAKE SURE THAT YOU READ ALL... 776 00:27:30,167 --> 00:27:32,833 I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU, MR. FILPOT, 777 00:27:32,867 --> 00:27:34,233 IT'S JUST GONNA BE A COUPLE MORE MINUTES, 778 00:27:34,267 --> 00:27:35,767 I'M NOT QUITE READY FOR YOU. 779 00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:37,200 WE NEED TO GET STRAIGHTENED OUT. 780 00:27:37,233 --> 00:27:39,333 UM, I'M SORRY, UH. 781 00:27:39,367 --> 00:27:40,600 YES. 782 00:27:40,633 --> 00:27:43,333 IS THERE ANYTHING THAT CAN BE DONE ABOUT THIS ? 783 00:27:43,367 --> 00:27:45,767 DONE ? I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 784 00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:48,700 YOU KNOW, I HEAR THINGS ARE DONE. 785 00:27:48,733 --> 00:27:54,500 THINGS ARE DONE... WHAT IS THIS ? 786 00:27:54,533 --> 00:27:55,633 ARE YOU TRYING TO BRIBE ME ? 787 00:27:55,667 --> 00:27:56,733 NO, NO. 788 00:27:56,767 --> 00:27:58,067 YOU THINK YOU CAN BRIBE ME ? 789 00:27:58,067 --> 00:27:59,367 DO I LOOK LIKE I CAN BE BRIBED ? 790 00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:01,133 ARE YOU TRYING TO BRIBE A PHARMACIST ? 791 00:28:01,167 --> 00:28:02,167 NO, I'M PAYING IN ADVANCE. 792 00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:03,300 TAKE YOUR MONEY ! 793 00:28:03,333 --> 00:28:04,800 NOBODY BRIBES A PHARMACIST ! 794 00:28:04,833 --> 00:28:06,400 GET OUT, RIGHT NOW ! 795 00:28:06,433 --> 00:28:07,800 I'M SORRY. 796 00:28:07,833 --> 00:28:10,667 SECURITY, SECURITY ! 797 00:28:10,700 --> 00:28:12,333 I'LL REMEMBER YOU, BUDDY ! 798 00:28:25,700 --> 00:28:28,067 ( scratching ) 799 00:28:45,300 --> 00:28:49,633 CAPTIONS COPYRIGHT 2000 HOME BOX OFFICE 800 00:28:49,667 --> 00:28:54,800 A DIVISION OF TIME WARNER ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P. 801 00:28:54,833 --> 00:29:04,933 Captioned by HBO COMMUNICATIONS CENTER 802 00:29:04,933 --> 00:29:15,233 Captioned by HBO COMMUNICATIONS CENTER