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Never thought that
l'd be fighting you
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But you stole my heart
You cheated and lied
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You weren't in my corner
You weren't on my side
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The gloves are off
You hit below the belt
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Now it's time-out, baby
And they've rung the bell
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l'm not a fighter
l'm a lover
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But if you run
Then run for cover
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Fight for your love
Yeah
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- When it's round two, girl
- Turn this up! Now!
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- Good.
- l get a knockout punch
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With this heartfelt song
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l know when l count you
Down from ten
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l'll find you
ln my loving arms again
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The gloves are off
You hit below the belt
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Now it's time-out, baby
And they've rung the bell
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l'm not a fighter
l'm a lover
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But if you run
Then run for cover
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Fight for your love
Yeah
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l'm not a fighter
l'm a lover
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But if you run
Then run for cover
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Fight for your love
Yeah
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Whoa, nobody caught me.
That was lame.
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l don't think he's moving.
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He is a lazy freeloader,
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and it's time for all this
dysfunction to stop.
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Can't we just do this later?
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l mean, you know how
he gets in the morning.
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Ned, aren't you tired of letting people
push you around?
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Yes.
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Then get in there and do it.
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What?
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What is it?
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Dewey, hey,
it's the first of the month, and...
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...l'd like your share
of the rent now.
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Man, you know l don't have it.
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You wake me up for that?
Come on, man!
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Sorry.
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Dewey, l mean, you owe me
a lot of money as it is.
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Yeah, try $2,200.
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OK, you guys,
the band is about to hit it bigtime.
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We'll win Battle of the Bands.
When l'm rolling in Benjamins,
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l will throw you and your dog a bone.
Good night.
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- Your band has never made 2 cents.
- Patty, come on, l'm on this.
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Oh, you're on this?
You're on this?
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He's walking all over you.
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Mommy, could we please
talk about this later?
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No, we can't talk about it later,
because we have to go to work.
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We have jobs.
We contribute to society. All right?
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l am an assistant to
the mayor of the city, ''hello''!
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What? Can you get her out of here,
please? Why? Why her?
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And Ned has the most
important job there is.
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Temping?
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Dewey, a substitute teacher
is not a temp.
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- He's a babysitter.
- Think it's so easy?
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l'd like to see you try.
You wouldn't last a day.
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Dude, l service society
by rocking.
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l'm out there liberating people
with my music.
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Rocking ain't no
walk in the park, lady.
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All right, this is useless,
all right?
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Tell him if he doesn't come up
with the rent by the end of the week,
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he's out of here.
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Dewey, l'm not paying
your share of the rent, so...
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...maybe you should sell
one of your guitars or something.
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What?
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Would you tell Picasso
to sell his guitars?
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Oh, my God. He's an idiot.
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Dude, l've been mooching off you
for years,
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and it was never a problem until
she showed up. Dump her.
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lf you don't come up with
some money, she'll dump me.
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Really? That would be good.
She's a nightmare.
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Come on. l may never have
another girlfriend.
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l mean, just come on.
Come up with some money, please.
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Please.
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OK. For you. Not for her, man.
For you.
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Thank you.
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Heal me
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l'm heartsick
D minor.
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l'm hungry
And A minor, G, on you
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- Heal my heart
- Hey! What's up?
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ls that a new song?
Who's this guy?
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We're taking the Battle of the Bands
seriously this year.
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Good, because l need
the money. Now, listen.
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lf we're gonna win this thing, we gotta
actually start playing some music.
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l agree. You're fired.
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Your lyrics, now don't take this
the wrong way, Theo, are lame.
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But l've been sitting on some
awesome material, so...
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Did you hear what l said?
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We voted.
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You're out.
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This is Spider. He's replacing you.
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What's up, dog?
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l was gonna tell you last night,
but you passed out, man.
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You're gonna kick me out of the band?
You're gonna fire me?
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- lt's my band. l brought us together.
- Theo wanted you out.
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- There's nothing l could do.
- Shut up, man. You voted him out too.
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Dewey, listen to me.
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You're a good guitar player,
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but it's the 20-minute solos.
lt's the stage dives.
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We're trying to land a record deal here,
man, and you're an embarrassment.
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Read between the lines, Theo.
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Read between the lines!
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Dewey, man, l hope
this doesn't come between us.
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Like, l care about you, man.
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You guys, you know what?
You're nuts. You're all nuts.
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You've been focused
so hard on making it,
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you forgot about one thing.
lt's called the music.
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And l don't even care.
You know what? So what.
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l don't wanna hang out with
wannabe corporate sellouts.
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l'm gonna form my own band.
We're gonna start a revolution.
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And you're gonna be a funny
little footnote on my epic ass.
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l feel sorry for you guys.
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Yes.
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Yeah, it's a 1 968 Gibson SG,
mint condish.
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No.
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That's all?
Well, that's a mistake.
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No, Hendrix played this guitar.
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Hello?
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- Yeah?
- ls this Mr. Schneebly?
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No, he's not here.
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- Could you take a message for me?
- Yeah.
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Hi. My name's Rosalie Mullins.
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l'm the principal at Horace Green Prep.
We're having a little emergency.
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One of our teachers broke
her leg this morning,
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and all of our subs
are already working.
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Pat Wickam at Milton Prep
recommended l call Mr. Schneebly.
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Do you know if he's available?
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- How long is the gig?
- Excuse me?
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How long is the job?
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As much as a few weeks,
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but we need somebody
to start immediately.
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So how much are we talking here?
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We pay our substitutes
650 a week.
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Now, do you know when
Mr. Schneebly will be back?
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Hold on a sec.
Oh, you know what?
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l think he's just coming in right...
Ned, phone!
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Hello, this is Ned Schneebly.
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Pat faxed me your résumé.
lt's very impressive.
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We've never been in a bind like this
before, so thank you so much.
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So how's this gonna work?
Are you gonna pay me upfront?
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l don't understand.
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lt'd be really great
if l could get paid in cash.
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Oh, well, we don't do that.
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When you cut my check, make it
payable to Dewey Finn, for tax reasons.
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You can discuss all of that
with Candace at the end of the day.
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When's the end of the day?
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We commence at 8:1 5,
school lets out at 3.
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You know what?
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Do you think l could cut out a little
early today? l got some stuff l gotta do.
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lt's cool. l can stay.
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Mr. Schneebly...
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...this is considered the best
elementary school in the state,
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and we maintain that by adhering
to a strict code of conduct,
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faculty included.
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Don't worry about me.
l'm a hard-ass.
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lf a kid gets out of line, l got
no problem smacking him.
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No, no. We don't use
corporal punishment here.
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OK, so just verbal abuse?
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lf you have any problems with
any students, send them to me.
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- l will do the disciplining.
- Check.
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Children.
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Please take your seats.
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l'd like to introduce
Miss Dunham's substitute.
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This is Mr. Schneebly.
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Why don't you write
your name on the board.
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Yes, l will.
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You know what?
Why don't you all just call me ''Mr. S''.
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Mr. S has never taught here
at Horace Green,
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so l want you all to be
on your best behavior.
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So the curriculum
is on the desk.
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- And do you have any questions?
- Yeah, when's lunch?
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The children just had their lunch.
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ls there anything else you need?
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l'm a teacher.
All l need are minds for molding.
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All right, then. Well, thanks again.
You saved the day.
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OK, who's got food in here?
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You're not gonna get in trouble.
l'm hungry.
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You. What do you got?
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That's what l'm talking about.
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OK. Teach. Teach. Teach.
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All right, look, here's the deal.
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l've got a hangover.
Who knows what that means?
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- Doesn't that mean you're drunk?
- No. lt means l was drunk yesterday.
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- lt means you're an alcoholic.
- Wrong.
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You wouldn't come to work
hung-over unless you were.
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Dude, you got a disease.
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- What's your name?
- Freddy Jones.
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Freddy Jones, shut up.
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Shut up.
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The point is,
you all can just chill today.
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We'll start on
this crapola tomorrow.
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- Yes, Tinkerbell?
- Summer.
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As class factotum, first l'd like to
just say, welcome to Horace Green.
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- Thank you.
- Any questions about our schedule?
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Because usually now
Miss Dunham teaches vocabulary,
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then gives us a pop quiz, then
splits us up into reading groups.
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- Track B is...
- OK, hey, hey, hey.
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Miss ''Dumbum''
ain't your teacher today, l am.
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And l got a headache
and the runs.
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So l say, time for recess.
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But Mr. S, that poster charts
everyone's performance.
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We get stars when we master
the material covered.
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How do we get gold stars
if we just have recess?
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- What are these black dots here?
- Demerits.
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What kind of a sick school is this?
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As long as l'm here, there will be
no grades or gold stars or demerits.
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We're gonna have recess
all the time.
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But Miss Dunham only gives us
recess for 1 5 minutes...
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You're not hearing me, girl.
l'm in charge now, OK?
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And l say recess.
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Go. Play and have fun, now.
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Nice.
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00:14:20,092 --> 00:14:24,324
Now, you don't want me to have
to call your parents, do you?
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lt's all right, Emily, don't cry.
Just try to be a bit more conscientious.
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Would you like a hug?
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l'll be good, l swear!
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All right, well, that's fine, Emily.
You're excused.
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Yes, we did it.
We did it, come on.
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Give me some. Give me some.
Give me some. Give me some of that.
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00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:04,597
l will see you cats
on the flip-flop. Later!
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l heard she slipped
in the bathroom.
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00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:11,001
Yes, but we've got
a wonderful new substitute
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who comes very
highly recommended.
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- Mr. Schneebly? Mr. Schneebly?
- Yeah!
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Hold on, buddy!
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00:15:26,225 --> 00:15:28,455
Oh, my God.
You've gotta be kidding me.
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00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:31,425
Oh, man, this guy sucks, man.
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- Here, call him.
- Call him? Yeah, right.
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OK. Yes, you can be in my band.
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But, Ned, no power plays, man.
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l've got vision up the butt,
so just go with it.
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No, thanks.
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You're not a teacher, Ned.
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You're the cross-dressing,
blood-sucking incubus
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from Maggot Death.
That's the real you.
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Dewey, l'm not a satanic
sex god anymore.
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l'm a working stiff.
And that's cool.
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- She's got you brainwashed.
- l'm working.
238
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That's terrific.
But who are you, babe?
239
00:16:15,507 --> 00:16:17,236
This is my apartment, babe.
240
00:16:17,443 --> 00:16:20,435
Not if you don't pay your rent,
it's not. Get a job.
241
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:24,673
l got a job. l'll have rent by the end
of the week. Go tell the mayor.
242
00:16:24,883 --> 00:16:28,319
- You got a job. Doing what?
- l do what Ned does, temping.
243
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:32,752
l'm not a temp. l'm a sub.
And soon l'll be a certified teacher.
244
00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:36,189
Come on, man!
One show, $20,000 prize,
245
00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:40,331
we split it 60/40. Grab your bass
and come back to the garage.
246
00:16:40,532 --> 00:16:42,864
l mean, don't you miss rocking out?
247
00:16:43,068 --> 00:16:46,333
lf you think anyone is gonna
be in a band with you,
248
00:16:46,572 --> 00:16:48,665
you're more delusional
than l thought.
249
00:16:48,874 --> 00:16:53,277
Dewey, you know, maybe it's time
to give up those dreams.
250
00:16:53,479 --> 00:16:57,677
l did, and things are going
really great for me.
251
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:18,563
Are you gonna teach us anything
or are we just gonna sit here?
252
00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:22,039
Just do whatever you want.
253
00:17:24,143 --> 00:17:27,579
- l want to learn from my teacher.
- Besides that.
254
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:30,712
Freddy, what do you
like to do?
255
00:17:30,916 --> 00:17:33,817
l don't know, burn stuff?
256
00:17:34,019 --> 00:17:37,113
Just go out and have recess.
257
00:17:37,322 --> 00:17:42,521
My parents don't spend $1 5,000
a year for recess.
258
00:17:44,329 --> 00:17:46,763
- You want to learn something?
- Yes, l do.
259
00:17:46,965 --> 00:17:48,933
You want me to teach
you something?
260
00:17:49,134 --> 00:17:51,466
All right, here's a useful lesson
for you.
261
00:17:51,670 --> 00:17:54,332
Give up. Just quit.
262
00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:57,873
Because in this life, you can't win.
263
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:02,173
Yeah, you can try, but in the end,
you're just gonna lose, bigtime,
264
00:18:02,381 --> 00:18:04,576
because the world is run
by The Man.
265
00:18:04,783 --> 00:18:06,182
- Who?
- The Man.
266
00:18:06,385 --> 00:18:07,977
Oh, you don't know The Man?
267
00:18:08,187 --> 00:18:09,552
Well, he's everywhere.
268
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:13,521
ln the White House, down the hall.
Miss Mullins, she's The Man.
269
00:18:13,725 --> 00:18:17,991
And The Man ruined the ozone,
and he's burning down the Amazon,
270
00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:21,325
and he kidnapped Shamu
and put her in a chlorine tank.
271
00:18:21,533 --> 00:18:25,833
There used to be a way to stick it
to The Man. lt was called rock 'n' roll.
272
00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:27,801
But guess what. Oh, no.
273
00:18:28,006 --> 00:18:31,339
The Man ruined that too
with a little thing called MTV!
274
00:18:32,211 --> 00:18:33,610
So don't waste your time
275
00:18:33,812 --> 00:18:36,508
trying to make anything cool
or pure or awesome.
276
00:18:36,715 --> 00:18:40,879
The Man's just gonna call you a fat,
washed-up loser and crush your soul.
277
00:18:41,086 --> 00:18:44,180
So do yourselves a favor
and just give up!
278
00:18:49,161 --> 00:18:51,254
Mr. Schneebly, it's after 1 0.
279
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:54,864
On Tuesdays, the children
have music class now.
280
00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:57,535
Right. OK. Good work, people.
281
00:18:57,736 --> 00:19:02,139
We will continue with our lecture
on The Man when we return.
282
00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:04,707
Have a good music class.
283
00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:45,301
Mr. S, what's going on?
284
00:20:47,045 --> 00:20:49,343
l heard you in music class.
285
00:20:49,548 --> 00:20:51,812
You guys can really play.
286
00:20:52,017 --> 00:20:54,577
Why didn't anyone tell me?
You.
287
00:20:54,786 --> 00:20:56,777
- What's your name?
- Zack.
288
00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:58,650
- You play the guitar?
- Yeah.
289
00:20:58,857 --> 00:21:00,518
OK, come here.
290
00:21:02,961 --> 00:21:05,896
- Ever play electric guitar?
- My dad won't let me.
291
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:08,999
- He thinks it's a waste of time.
- A waste of...?
292
00:21:10,469 --> 00:21:12,130
Try this one.
293
00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:16,070
OK, here's a guitar pick.
294
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:19,438
You pluck along with me, OK?
lf you can.
295
00:21:47,506 --> 00:21:48,837
Yes.
296
00:22:03,388 --> 00:22:05,083
Yes!
297
00:22:07,392 --> 00:22:09,758
OK, you stay right there.
Don't move.
298
00:22:09,961 --> 00:22:12,657
Piano man, front and center.
299
00:22:13,465 --> 00:22:15,160
- What's your name?
- Lawrence.
300
00:22:15,367 --> 00:22:18,598
Lawrence, you ever
played keyboards? Any techno?
301
00:22:18,804 --> 00:22:22,001
- No, l only play piano.
- OK. All right, fair enough.
302
00:22:22,207 --> 00:22:25,973
Try this out for me, OK?
Just give this a try on my count.
303
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,669
One, two, three, four.
304
00:22:30,716 --> 00:22:32,411
Yes.
305
00:22:35,554 --> 00:22:37,385
Come on, come on
Come on, come on
306
00:22:37,589 --> 00:22:39,614
Now touch me, babe
307
00:22:39,825 --> 00:22:42,419
Can't you see
That l am not afraid
308
00:22:44,463 --> 00:22:47,830
Lawrence is good at piano
309
00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:51,093
He shall be rocking
ln my show
310
00:22:51,303 --> 00:22:55,000
Stop. That's perfect. You're perfect.
Stay right there, OK?
311
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:58,176
You. Could you come up here,
please?
312
00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:00,038
- What was your name?
- Katie.
313
00:23:00,245 --> 00:23:02,941
What was that big thing
you were playing today?
314
00:23:03,148 --> 00:23:04,376
Cello.
315
00:23:04,583 --> 00:23:07,108
This is a bass guitar.
lt's exactly the same,
316
00:23:07,319 --> 00:23:12,256
but instead of playing like this, you tip it
on the side, ''chello'', you've got a bass.
317
00:23:12,457 --> 00:23:13,924
Try it on.
318
00:23:14,659 --> 00:23:18,095
OK, now play this note
right here. That's a G.
319
00:23:18,830 --> 00:23:21,094
OK, but let your fingers
do the rocking.
320
00:23:21,299 --> 00:23:23,460
Keep that G coming all day long.
321
00:23:23,668 --> 00:23:24,965
G, G, G, G, G, G
322
00:23:25,170 --> 00:23:28,628
Good. Stop. Are there any drummers
in the house?
323
00:23:29,574 --> 00:23:32,668
- l play percussion.
- You couldn't play anything else.
324
00:23:32,878 --> 00:23:34,971
- Shut up!
- Come here, dude.
325
00:23:39,117 --> 00:23:42,314
Just see if you can do what l do.
Just give it a try.
326
00:23:45,724 --> 00:23:48,158
OK? Give that a try.
327
00:23:53,932 --> 00:23:55,160
OK!
328
00:23:55,367 --> 00:23:58,097
That's really good.
Just stay right here.
329
00:23:58,770 --> 00:24:02,866
All right, OK.
Lawrence, give me a G note.
330
00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:06,039
With the fifth above it.
331
00:24:06,244 --> 00:24:09,441
And the middle one.
No middle one, l changed my mind.
332
00:24:09,648 --> 00:24:11,081
Now go an octave below.
333
00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:13,308
Now give me some rhythm.
334
00:24:14,152 --> 00:24:16,245
And keep that same rhythm. Go.
335
00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:18,650
Katie, remember that note, the G?
336
00:24:18,857 --> 00:24:22,725
Play it, but also keep it rocking. Good.
337
00:24:22,928 --> 00:24:24,953
OK, give me like a...
Like a:
338
00:24:28,233 --> 00:24:30,758
That's bad. That's like
George of the Jungle.
339
00:24:30,969 --> 00:24:33,836
Play it up here on the cymbal,
but really light.
340
00:24:34,439 --> 00:24:37,203
Oh, that's it!
OK, keep going with that.
341
00:24:37,409 --> 00:24:40,776
You remember this thing
l taught you a minute ago?
342
00:24:42,714 --> 00:24:45,012
Yes! Yes!
343
00:24:46,051 --> 00:24:49,043
All right, let's go!
344
00:24:55,594 --> 00:25:00,588
Stop. You guys, stop messing around.
We've got a lot of work to do.
345
00:25:01,099 --> 00:25:05,468
OK, people, pay attention, because
l do not want to have to fail you.
346
00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:08,002
l thought you didn't
believe in grades.
347
00:25:08,907 --> 00:25:12,365
Of course l believe in grades.
l was testing you. You passed.
348
00:25:12,577 --> 00:25:15,341
Good work, Summer.
Four-and-a-half stars for you.
349
00:25:15,547 --> 00:25:19,881
Now, listen, normal kids
would have been stoked to slack off,
350
00:25:20,085 --> 00:25:23,486
but not you guys, because you're
not normal. You're special.
351
00:25:23,688 --> 00:25:25,952
Because you guys have
the right attitude,
352
00:25:26,157 --> 00:25:29,251
l think it's time we started
our new class project.
353
00:25:29,461 --> 00:25:30,951
- A science project?
- No.
354
00:25:31,162 --> 00:25:34,928
lt's called...''Rock Band''.
355
00:25:35,467 --> 00:25:37,901
- ls this a school project?
- Yes.
356
00:25:38,103 --> 00:25:39,400
And it's a requirement.
357
00:25:39,604 --> 00:25:42,573
lt may sound easy,
but nothing could be harder.
358
00:25:42,774 --> 00:25:48,178
lt will test your head and your mind
and your brain too.
359
00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:50,940
Will other schools be competing?
360
00:25:51,149 --> 00:25:53,049
You could say that.
361
00:25:53,251 --> 00:25:55,719
You could say that every school
in the state
362
00:25:55,921 --> 00:25:58,116
will be competing for the top prize.
363
00:25:58,323 --> 00:25:59,790
What's the prize?
364
00:25:59,991 --> 00:26:05,258
A win will go on your permanent
record. Hello, Harvard, yo.
365
00:26:06,164 --> 00:26:09,156
We're not supposed
to get started until next quarter,
366
00:26:09,367 --> 00:26:13,064
but l think we should get a leg up
on the competition, don't you?
367
00:26:13,271 --> 00:26:14,533
l do.
368
00:26:14,739 --> 00:26:17,606
- Who else wants to go for the gold?
- l do.
369
00:26:17,809 --> 00:26:21,370
All right. But if anyone finds out,
we'll be disqualified.
370
00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:24,572
So let's just keep it
on the down-low, shall we?
371
00:26:24,783 --> 00:26:27,274
- Can we tell our parents?
- No! Trust me.
372
00:26:27,485 --> 00:26:29,715
They don't want to know.
Keep it zipped.
373
00:26:29,921 --> 00:26:33,448
All right, you guys,
let's kick it into overdrive.
374
00:26:33,658 --> 00:26:36,024
What are the rest of us
supposed to do?
375
00:26:36,227 --> 00:26:39,128
You just sit back
and enjoy the magic of rock.
376
00:26:39,331 --> 00:26:42,494
You mean we're not in the band?
377
00:26:43,802 --> 00:26:45,531
Now, hold up now.
378
00:26:45,737 --> 00:26:50,003
Just because you're not in the band
doesn't mean you're not in the band.
379
00:26:50,208 --> 00:26:52,574
We need backup singers.
Who can sing?
380
00:26:54,713 --> 00:26:55,975
You, sing.
381
00:26:56,181 --> 00:26:59,309
- The sun'll come out tomorrow
- Yes.
382
00:26:59,517 --> 00:27:03,009
Bet your bottom dollar
That tomorrow
383
00:27:03,221 --> 00:27:07,624
Stop. You've got it, and l don't
even know what it is, but you've got it.
384
00:27:07,826 --> 00:27:11,193
And that's why you're in the band.
You, sing.
385
00:27:11,396 --> 00:27:16,163
Amazing grace
386
00:27:16,368 --> 00:27:20,896
How sweet the sound
387
00:27:21,106 --> 00:27:23,700
- That saved...
- Stop, before l start crying.
388
00:27:23,908 --> 00:27:27,105
l found the missing ingredient.
You're in the band.
389
00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:29,746
- l can sing.
- You can?
390
00:27:29,948 --> 00:27:31,916
All right, Summer, belt it.
391
00:27:32,117 --> 00:27:35,951
Memory
All alone in the moonlight...
392
00:27:36,154 --> 00:27:37,781
Stop. Stop. OK.
393
00:27:37,989 --> 00:27:40,219
Good. That's pretty good.
All right.
394
00:27:40,425 --> 00:27:43,724
- l can also play clarinet.
- l'll find something for you.
395
00:27:43,928 --> 00:27:48,331
When we get back from lunch, l'll
assign the rest of you killer positions.
396
00:27:53,138 --> 00:27:55,606
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
397
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:57,330
- There you go.
- Thank you.
398
00:27:57,542 --> 00:27:59,032
You're welcome.
399
00:28:07,752 --> 00:28:10,220
- Mr. Schneebly?
- Yeah?
400
00:28:10,422 --> 00:28:11,650
Hey, what's up?
401
00:28:12,457 --> 00:28:15,392
- l don't think l should be in the band.
- Why not?
402
00:28:15,593 --> 00:28:19,029
l'm not cool enough.
People in bands are cool. l'm not cool.
403
00:28:19,230 --> 00:28:23,894
Dude, you are cool. The way you play.
Why do you say you're not cool?
404
00:28:25,203 --> 00:28:27,194
Nobody ever talks to me.
405
00:28:27,906 --> 00:28:29,771
Well, those days are over, buddy.
406
00:28:29,974 --> 00:28:32,670
You could be the ugliest sad sack
on the planet,
407
00:28:32,877 --> 00:28:36,244
but if you're in a rocking band,
you're the cat's pajamas.
408
00:28:36,448 --> 00:28:39,212
- You're the bee's knees.
- Bee's knees?
409
00:28:39,417 --> 00:28:41,044
Yeah, the bee's knees.
410
00:28:41,252 --> 00:28:43,652
You'll be the most popular guy
in school.
411
00:28:43,855 --> 00:28:45,447
OK. l'll do it.
412
00:28:46,157 --> 00:28:51,185
Now, listen, this is a big commitment.
Don't say yes if you're gonna flake out.
413
00:28:51,663 --> 00:28:53,688
- l won't.
- Larry...
414
00:28:54,499 --> 00:28:57,059
...welcome to my world.
415
00:28:58,369 --> 00:28:59,859
Boom.
416
00:29:01,372 --> 00:29:03,840
Boom, a couple of these.
Now, here.
417
00:29:04,042 --> 00:29:07,808
Now give me a platform.
Let's rock, let's rock today.
418
00:29:08,012 --> 00:29:09,240
Now do it to me.
419
00:29:09,447 --> 00:29:12,109
- Let's rock, let's rock today.
- That's good.
420
00:29:12,317 --> 00:29:13,978
Slap it.
421
00:29:14,185 --> 00:29:15,846
Shoot it.
422
00:29:16,054 --> 00:29:17,783
Kaboot it.
423
00:29:17,989 --> 00:29:21,083
We'll work on that later.
lt's a long shake. Get going.
424
00:29:21,292 --> 00:29:23,157
Good knuckle crack.
425
00:29:32,203 --> 00:29:34,569
Lead guitar...
426
00:29:35,140 --> 00:29:37,301
...Zack Attack. Take a seat.
427
00:29:38,710 --> 00:29:41,941
On bass, Posh Spice.
428
00:29:42,147 --> 00:29:45,412
On keyboards, Mr. Cool.
429
00:29:45,617 --> 00:29:48,279
And on drums, Spazzy McGee.
430
00:29:48,486 --> 00:29:51,046
OK, Blondie, Brace Face,
431
00:29:51,256 --> 00:29:53,486
you're singing backup.
432
00:29:54,192 --> 00:29:59,824
All right, Tough Guy, Shortstop,
Fancy Pants, get over here.
433
00:30:00,031 --> 00:30:01,521
You're on security detail.
434
00:30:01,733 --> 00:30:04,759
Make sure no one outside
knows what we're doing.
435
00:30:04,969 --> 00:30:06,834
The band's future depends on you.
436
00:30:07,038 --> 00:30:10,872
OK, your first mission:
soundproofing this room.
437
00:30:11,075 --> 00:30:12,838
Get on it.
438
00:30:13,044 --> 00:30:15,205
Can l be the band stylist instead?
439
00:30:15,413 --> 00:30:17,210
Of course you can, Fancy Pants.
440
00:30:17,415 --> 00:30:21,181
OK. Carrot Top, Roadrunner,
Turkey Sub,
441
00:30:21,386 --> 00:30:23,377
we're gonna have
a lot of equipment.
442
00:30:23,588 --> 00:30:25,886
We're talking amps, electric guitars,
443
00:30:26,090 --> 00:30:28,923
maybe even lasers
and smoke machines.
444
00:30:29,127 --> 00:30:31,721
Now, your job is to master
the transportation
445
00:30:31,930 --> 00:30:34,125
and operation of this technology.
446
00:30:34,332 --> 00:30:38,291
Without a first-rate roadie crew,
we'll never have a psychedelic show,
447
00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:43,236
and l can't live with that, OK?
l'm counting on you. Get going. Go.
448
00:30:43,441 --> 00:30:45,375
All right.
449
00:30:45,577 --> 00:30:47,568
You three...
450
00:30:49,113 --> 00:30:51,604
...groupies.
And your job is simple.
451
00:30:52,050 --> 00:30:53,483
Just worship the band.
452
00:30:53,685 --> 00:30:57,143
You're gonna be making hats,
you're gonna be making T-shirts,
453
00:30:57,355 --> 00:31:01,086
all kinds of merchandise, which
leads me to your first assignment:
454
00:31:01,292 --> 00:31:03,590
- Naming the band.
- Yes.
455
00:31:03,795 --> 00:31:06,263
All right. Sit down.
456
00:31:06,464 --> 00:31:12,528
As for me, l will be singing lead vocal
and shredding guitar.
457
00:31:12,737 --> 00:31:15,729
Wait. lsn't this a student project?
458
00:31:16,474 --> 00:31:19,773
- What's your point?
- Are you supposed to be in the band?
459
00:31:20,879 --> 00:31:24,110
What, you want to get rid of me?
Why, because l'm old?
460
00:31:24,315 --> 00:31:27,216
You hate teachers,
is that what you're about?
461
00:31:27,418 --> 00:31:29,443
OK, well, teachers like to play too.
462
00:31:29,654 --> 00:31:32,589
And not only am l gonna play,
l'm el capitáno,
463
00:31:32,790 --> 00:31:35,953
and what l say goes.
So put your hands over your hearts.
464
00:31:38,796 --> 00:31:42,129
- l pledge allegiance...
- l pledge allegiance...
465
00:31:42,333 --> 00:31:44,733
- ...to the band...
- ...to the band...
466
00:31:44,936 --> 00:31:47,496
- ...of Mr. Schneebly.
- ...of Mr. Schneebly.
467
00:31:47,705 --> 00:31:50,697
- And will not fight...
- And will not fight...
468
00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:54,242
- ...for creative control.
- ...for creative control.
469
00:31:54,445 --> 00:31:56,504
And will defer to him
on all issues
470
00:31:56,714 --> 00:31:59,239
related to the musical direction
of the band.
471
00:31:59,684 --> 00:32:03,051
- And will defer to him...
- Direction...
472
00:32:06,357 --> 00:32:08,587
Let's get rocking!
473
00:32:24,475 --> 00:32:27,171
- Morning, Summer.
- Groupie?
474
00:32:27,378 --> 00:32:30,541
- What's the matter?
- You want me to be a groupie?
475
00:32:30,748 --> 00:32:34,809
- Groupie is an important job.
- l researched groupies on the lnternet.
476
00:32:35,019 --> 00:32:37,249
They're sluts. They sleep
with the band.
477
00:32:37,455 --> 00:32:40,356
No. That's not true.
They're like cheerleaders.
478
00:32:40,558 --> 00:32:44,392
l don't want to be a cheerleader.
Look, my mother is a room parent,
479
00:32:44,595 --> 00:32:47,894
and she's not gonna be happy
when she hears about this.
480
00:32:48,099 --> 00:32:51,466
OK, l didn't want to say this
in front of the other kids,
481
00:32:51,669 --> 00:32:54,160
but l made a special
position just for you.
482
00:32:54,372 --> 00:32:56,306
lt's the most important job
of all.
483
00:32:56,774 --> 00:32:58,002
Band manager.
484
00:32:58,643 --> 00:33:00,508
- Band manager?
- Oh, yeah.
485
00:33:00,712 --> 00:33:01,940
What's that?
486
00:33:02,146 --> 00:33:04,842
l'm gonna be busy rocking out,
so it's up to you
487
00:33:05,049 --> 00:33:07,313
to make sure everyone
is doing their job.
488
00:33:07,518 --> 00:33:09,850
Summer, you're in charge
of everything.
489
00:33:11,422 --> 00:33:13,788
- OK.
- OK.
490
00:33:15,226 --> 00:33:18,957
All right, look alive. Listen up.
491
00:33:19,163 --> 00:33:21,688
First thing you do
when you start a band...
492
00:33:21,899 --> 00:33:26,165
Mr. Schneebly, before we start,
shouldn't l first take attendance?
493
00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:28,768
OK, fine.
494
00:33:32,343 --> 00:33:34,709
OK. Now.
495
00:33:34,912 --> 00:33:36,573
- Michelle?
- Here.
496
00:33:36,781 --> 00:33:39,443
- OK. And Marco?
- Here.
497
00:33:39,650 --> 00:33:43,051
OK. Summer. Here.
498
00:33:43,254 --> 00:33:45,415
- Let's see. Tomika?
- We're all here.
499
00:33:45,623 --> 00:33:51,687
The first thing you do when you start
a band is talk about your influences.
500
00:33:51,896 --> 00:33:55,957
That's how you figure out what kind
of band to be. So who do you like?
501
00:33:56,701 --> 00:33:59,067
- Blondie?
- Christina Aguilera.
502
00:33:59,270 --> 00:34:02,068
Who? No. Come on. What?
503
00:34:02,273 --> 00:34:04,935
- You, Shortstop.
- Puff Daddy.
504
00:34:05,143 --> 00:34:08,442
- Wrong. Billy?
- Liza Minnelli?
505
00:34:09,180 --> 00:34:10,909
What are you...? You guys!
506
00:34:11,115 --> 00:34:13,345
This project is called ''Rock Band''.
507
00:34:13,551 --> 00:34:16,145
l'm talking about bands that rock.
508
00:34:16,354 --> 00:34:18,549
Led Zeppelin.
509
00:34:23,694 --> 00:34:26,219
Don't tell me you guys
never got the Led out.
510
00:34:26,431 --> 00:34:28,661
Jimmy Page, Robert Plant?
511
00:34:28,866 --> 00:34:31,027
Ring any bells?
512
00:34:31,235 --> 00:34:32,964
What about Sabbath?
513
00:34:33,805 --> 00:34:35,033
AC/DC?
514
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:36,998
Mötorhead?
515
00:34:37,208 --> 00:34:39,802
Oh, what do they teach
in this place?!
516
00:34:41,045 --> 00:34:44,481
Summer, you're the class whatever,
go to the board.
517
00:34:44,682 --> 00:34:45,944
Factotum.
518
00:34:46,918 --> 00:34:48,476
''Factotor''.
519
00:34:48,686 --> 00:34:50,347
New schedule.
520
00:34:50,555 --> 00:34:54,218
8:1 5 to 1 0, Rock History.
521
00:34:54,425 --> 00:34:58,885
Ten to 1 1 ,
Rock Appreciation and Theory.
522
00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:01,497
Then band practice
till the end of the day.
523
00:35:01,699 --> 00:35:03,997
- What about math?
- No. Not important.
524
00:35:04,202 --> 00:35:06,102
- World cultures?
- Not important.
525
00:35:06,304 --> 00:35:09,239
We need to focus.
Don't you wanna win this contest?
526
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:10,930
lt's prestigious.
527
00:35:12,043 --> 00:35:13,533
Question:
528
00:35:13,744 --> 00:35:15,769
How are we being graded
in all this?
529
00:35:16,247 --> 00:35:20,377
Since l'm band manager, and l have
the most responsibility, wouldn't...?
530
00:35:20,585 --> 00:35:25,147
Summer, if you grade-grub, l will send
you back to the first grade. You got it?
531
00:35:25,356 --> 00:35:29,019
- Back to your seat now.
- Fine.
532
00:35:29,227 --> 00:35:32,993
- What are we gonna play?
- You don't have to worry about that.
533
00:35:33,197 --> 00:35:35,927
We have awesome material,
which l wrote.
534
00:35:36,234 --> 00:35:37,826
Let's hear it.
535
00:35:38,903 --> 00:35:41,872
- What?
- Let's hear your song.
536
00:35:42,273 --> 00:35:44,070
You wanna hear my song?
537
00:35:44,408 --> 00:35:46,433
l'll play you my song,
if you want.
538
00:35:47,211 --> 00:35:50,009
The thing is,
l just want you to keep in mind,
539
00:35:50,214 --> 00:35:52,341
l wrote it in, like, 1 5 minutes.
540
00:35:52,884 --> 00:35:57,116
- lt's not done. You might not like...
- Just play the song, Schneebly.
541
00:35:57,321 --> 00:36:01,587
OK, l will sing it for you,
but let me just get in the zone.
542
00:36:01,792 --> 00:36:04,192
l was not planning on unveiling it,
543
00:36:04,729 --> 00:36:07,061
but l will sing it.
544
00:36:08,466 --> 00:36:11,594
Tip of the tongue,
teeth and the lips.
545
00:36:15,973 --> 00:36:17,201
OK.
546
00:36:17,408 --> 00:36:18,807
lt starts off...
547
00:36:19,010 --> 00:36:21,001
...a dark stage,
548
00:36:21,212 --> 00:36:22,873
and then a beam of light,
549
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:26,140
and you can see me
and my guitar.
550
00:36:30,221 --> 00:36:32,781
ln the end of time
551
00:36:32,990 --> 00:36:36,255
There was a man
Who knew the road
552
00:36:36,460 --> 00:36:41,420
And the writing
Was written on the stone
553
00:36:41,632 --> 00:36:44,760
And then a thin layer of fog
comes in around my ankles.
554
00:36:44,969 --> 00:36:48,530
Roadies, that means dry ice.
We're gonna talk about this later.
555
00:36:48,739 --> 00:36:51,435
ln the ancient time
556
00:36:51,642 --> 00:36:54,110
An artist led the way
557
00:36:54,312 --> 00:36:59,841
But no one
Seemed to understand
558
00:37:00,051 --> 00:37:01,848
Chimes, Freddy.
559
00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:04,817
ln his heart he knew
560
00:37:05,022 --> 00:37:08,014
The artist must be true
561
00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:12,993
But the legend of the rent
Was way past due
562
00:37:13,197 --> 00:37:16,291
And then, Katie, you come in
with the bass.
563
00:37:20,638 --> 00:37:25,769
Well, you think you'll be just fine
Without me, but you're mine
564
00:37:25,977 --> 00:37:28,810
You think you can
Kick me out of the band
565
00:37:29,013 --> 00:37:32,380
And then, Zack, you come in
with a face-melter.
566
00:37:34,652 --> 00:37:38,383
OK?
Well, there's just one problem there
567
00:37:38,589 --> 00:37:40,955
The band is mine
568
00:37:41,158 --> 00:37:45,993
How can you kick me out
Of what is mine?
569
00:37:46,197 --> 00:37:47,425
And then...
570
00:37:47,632 --> 00:37:50,100
Hawaii Five-O.
You ever see that show?
571
00:37:50,301 --> 00:37:53,202
OK, well,
there's a drum solo in it that goes:
572
00:37:53,671 --> 00:37:55,696
You're not hardcore
573
00:37:55,906 --> 00:37:57,703
Unless you live hardcore
574
00:37:57,908 --> 00:38:00,172
And l want the backup singers
to be like:
575
00:38:00,378 --> 00:38:03,176
Well, you're not hardcore
No, you're not hardcore
576
00:38:03,381 --> 00:38:06,214
Unless you live hardc--
Unless you live hardcore
577
00:38:06,417 --> 00:38:10,786
But the legend of the rent
Was way hardcore
578
00:38:10,988 --> 00:38:13,548
Boom! Big old explosion.
579
00:38:13,758 --> 00:38:16,249
Some, like, confetti comes down.
580
00:38:16,460 --> 00:38:19,327
That's all l got so far.
lt's a work in progress.
581
00:38:19,530 --> 00:38:22,829
l liked it, Mr. Schneebly.
l thought it was really catchy.
582
00:38:24,435 --> 00:38:26,130
Thank you.
583
00:38:26,837 --> 00:38:29,533
Mr. S? We came up
with some names for the band.
584
00:38:29,740 --> 00:38:32,174
- Yeah? Hit me.
- The Bumblebees?
585
00:38:32,376 --> 00:38:34,435
- No, it's sissy.
- The Koala Bears?
586
00:38:34,645 --> 00:38:36,875
What are you talking about?
lt's sissy.
587
00:38:37,081 --> 00:38:39,379
l need to speak
with Principal Mullins.
588
00:38:39,583 --> 00:38:42,211
Hey, Miss Mullins. Hello.
How's it going?
589
00:38:42,420 --> 00:38:44,854
- How about ''Pig Rectum''?
- Michelle!
590
00:38:45,056 --> 00:38:46,648
lt's a science project.
591
00:38:46,857 --> 00:38:51,191
Listen, Ros, l was thinking
about organizing a field trip.
592
00:38:51,395 --> 00:38:53,727
- What do you think about that?
- Well...
593
00:38:53,931 --> 00:38:57,025
...substitutes, as a rule,
do not organize field trips.
594
00:38:57,234 --> 00:38:59,794
But l figure l'm gonna be here
for a while.
595
00:39:00,004 --> 00:39:02,905
Well, that remains to be seen.
596
00:39:03,107 --> 00:39:05,507
- Have you met our other teachers?
- No.
597
00:39:05,710 --> 00:39:09,146
But the kids could learn
by getting out of the classroom.
598
00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:12,578
lt's more complicated than that.
There's safety issues.
599
00:39:12,783 --> 00:39:16,184
Parents need to be notified.
lt's against school policy.
600
00:39:16,387 --> 00:39:19,288
Mr. S, l have a lot of ideas.
601
00:39:19,490 --> 00:39:22,687
How about everyone in magenta
with beads and sequins?
602
00:39:22,893 --> 00:39:25,521
Billy, l'm talking to Principal Mullins.
603
00:39:25,730 --> 00:39:27,755
- Oh, hi.
- William.
604
00:39:28,065 --> 00:39:29,555
l'll make up some samples.
605
00:39:30,234 --> 00:39:34,136
Everyone, this is Ned Schneebly.
He's covering for Gail.
606
00:39:34,338 --> 00:39:37,273
Gabe Green. He teaches second.
Jane Lemmons, fourth.
607
00:39:37,475 --> 00:39:38,772
Bob's our P.E. teacher.
608
00:39:38,976 --> 00:39:41,376
- Roberta's our librarian.
- How do you do?
609
00:39:41,579 --> 00:39:44,207
- Care to join us, Mr. Schneebly?
- Yeah.
610
00:39:44,415 --> 00:39:49,045
- Did l say that correctly? ''Schneebly''?
- Actually, it's ''Schnayblay''.
611
00:39:49,253 --> 00:39:51,153
We were just discussing testing.
612
00:39:51,355 --> 00:39:55,223
Which test do you find most effective,
the TASS or the Wilson-Binet?
613
00:39:55,626 --> 00:39:58,618
l say no testing,
and l will tell you why, Joe.
614
00:39:58,829 --> 00:40:01,821
- Gabe.
- Gabe. l believe...
615
00:40:02,032 --> 00:40:04,865
...that the children are the future.
616
00:40:05,069 --> 00:40:06,764
Now, you can teach them well,
617
00:40:06,971 --> 00:40:09,303
but you have gotta let them
lead the way.
618
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:12,274
Let the children's laughter...
619
00:40:12,476 --> 00:40:14,467
...just remind us
how we used to be.
620
00:40:14,879 --> 00:40:17,541
That's what l decided long ago.
621
00:40:18,549 --> 00:40:20,141
lsn't that a song?
622
00:40:21,252 --> 00:40:24,483
No. l don't think so. No.
623
00:40:24,688 --> 00:40:25,985
- No?
- No, it isn't.
624
00:40:26,190 --> 00:40:27,748
You sure?
625
00:40:30,461 --> 00:40:36,798
So you think you'll be just fine
Without me, but you're mine
626
00:40:37,001 --> 00:40:41,870
You think you can
Kick me out of the band
627
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:46,373
Well, there's just one problem there
628
00:40:46,577 --> 00:40:49,444
The band is mine
629
00:40:49,647 --> 00:40:53,708
How can you kick me out
Of what is mine?
630
00:40:53,918 --> 00:40:55,146
Everybody.
631
00:40:55,352 --> 00:40:58,446
- Because you're not hardcore
- No, you're not hardcore
632
00:40:58,656 --> 00:41:01,625
- Unless you live hardcore
- Unless you live hardcore
633
00:41:01,826 --> 00:41:06,889
But the legend of the rent
Was way hardcore
634
00:41:07,097 --> 00:41:09,065
All right. Good. Stop.
635
00:41:09,266 --> 00:41:10,961
OK, Freddy, that was awesome.
636
00:41:11,168 --> 00:41:13,693
You're rocking,
but it's a little sloppy-joe.
637
00:41:13,904 --> 00:41:16,270
Tighten up the screws, OK?
638
00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:19,637
Zack, dude, what's up
with the stiffness, man?
639
00:41:19,844 --> 00:41:23,336
You're looking a little robotronic.
OK?
640
00:41:23,547 --> 00:41:26,516
Let's grease up the hinges,
and listen,
641
00:41:26,717 --> 00:41:29,550
loosey-goosey, baby,
loosey-goosey.
642
00:41:29,753 --> 00:41:33,382
- l'm playing it the way you told me.
- l know, it's perfect.
643
00:41:33,591 --> 00:41:37,527
But rock is about the passion, man.
Where's the joy?
644
00:41:37,728 --> 00:41:41,494
You're lead guitarist. We are
counting on you for style, brother.
645
00:41:41,699 --> 00:41:45,430
So try out this ancient technique.
lt's called ''power stance''.
646
00:41:45,636 --> 00:41:48,002
That's it. You own the universe.
647
00:41:48,205 --> 00:41:50,673
Now give me an E chord.
Just go:
648
00:41:51,442 --> 00:41:53,569
But let me hear:
649
00:41:54,345 --> 00:41:58,679
Yeah, now raise your goblet of rock.
lt's a toast to those who rock.
650
00:41:58,883 --> 00:42:02,341
Now smile and nod your head
and let me see your eyeballs wide
651
00:42:02,553 --> 00:42:04,714
like there's something wrong.
Yeah!
652
00:42:04,922 --> 00:42:06,822
Do it again. Give me that:
653
00:42:08,592 --> 00:42:11,652
That's what l'm talking about.
OK, let's do it again,
654
00:42:11,862 --> 00:42:14,330
from ''You're not hardcore''.
One, two, three.
655
00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:17,330
- You're not hardcore
- No, you're not hardcore
656
00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:20,527
- Unless you live hardcore
- Unless you live hardcore
657
00:42:20,738 --> 00:42:25,232
And the legend of the rent
Was way hardcore
658
00:42:25,442 --> 00:42:27,933
Yeah! Now we're rocking.
659
00:42:28,145 --> 00:42:31,706
Your homework is to listen
to some real music. Get inspired.
660
00:42:31,916 --> 00:42:34,146
For Blondie, Blondie.
661
00:42:34,351 --> 00:42:37,479
For Lawrence, Yes.
That's the name of the band.
662
00:42:37,688 --> 00:42:40,316
Listen to the keyboard solo
on ''Roundabout''.
663
00:42:40,524 --> 00:42:44,392
lt will blow the classical music
out your butt.
664
00:42:44,595 --> 00:42:48,031
OK, for you, Rush, 2 1 1 2.
Neil Peart,
665
00:42:48,232 --> 00:42:51,395
one of the great drummers
of all time. Study up.
666
00:42:52,236 --> 00:42:55,728
- Are we gonna goof off every day?
- We're not goofing off.
667
00:42:55,940 --> 00:42:57,703
We're creating musical fusion.
668
00:42:57,908 --> 00:43:00,035
Are we gonna do that every day?
669
00:43:00,244 --> 00:43:02,610
Yeah. Get used to it.
670
00:43:03,347 --> 00:43:07,374
OK, and for you, Jimi Hendrix,
Axis: Bold As Love.
671
00:43:07,585 --> 00:43:10,952
- Are you psyched about the project?
- Sure.
672
00:43:11,155 --> 00:43:13,589
''Sure''? Hey. Wait. What's up?
Are you...?
673
00:43:13,791 --> 00:43:16,885
You're the lead guitarist
of an unbelievable rock band.
674
00:43:17,194 --> 00:43:19,754
- This is a dream come true for you.
- OK.
675
00:43:20,631 --> 00:43:23,623
All right. l'll see you.
676
00:43:23,834 --> 00:43:27,167
- Mr. S?
- Hey, Tomika, what's up?
677
00:43:27,571 --> 00:43:31,507
- l don't want to be a roadie.
- Why not? lt's an important job.
678
00:43:32,676 --> 00:43:34,143
All right. Well...
679
00:43:34,345 --> 00:43:36,609
You wanna be security?
680
00:43:37,214 --> 00:43:38,511
l wanna be a singer.
681
00:43:39,416 --> 00:43:41,077
A singer?
682
00:43:41,552 --> 00:43:43,782
OK. Sing me something.
683
00:43:46,457 --> 00:43:49,051
l can't let you be a singer
if you can't sing.
684
00:43:49,259 --> 00:43:53,525
You told me
To leave you alone
685
00:43:53,731 --> 00:43:57,861
My papa said,
''Come on home''
686
00:43:58,068 --> 00:44:02,164
My doctor said,
''Take it easy''
687
00:44:02,373 --> 00:44:05,274
But your loving
ls much too strong
688
00:44:05,476 --> 00:44:10,345
l'm welded to your
Chain, chain, chain
689
00:44:10,714 --> 00:44:14,081
Oh, my goodness.
Nice pipes, Tomika.
690
00:44:14,284 --> 00:44:17,811
Why didn't you raise your hand
when l was looking for singers?
691
00:44:18,355 --> 00:44:19,720
You're in.
692
00:44:19,923 --> 00:44:24,019
Welcome aboard. OK, perfect.
Pink Floyd, Dark Side of the Moon.
693
00:44:24,228 --> 00:44:27,425
Listen to the vocal solo
on ''The Great Gig in the Sky''.
694
00:44:27,631 --> 00:44:30,691
All right? All right.
695
00:44:40,110 --> 00:44:41,771
Off to work.
696
00:44:41,979 --> 00:44:43,776
Goodbye.
697
00:44:54,124 --> 00:44:56,319
You can play music
after your homework,
698
00:44:56,527 --> 00:44:58,654
after your chores,
but not until then.
699
00:44:58,862 --> 00:45:02,662
Zack! Zack, do not walk away from me
when l'm talking to you.
700
00:45:02,866 --> 00:45:04,766
lt's very rude. All right?
701
00:45:04,968 --> 00:45:07,630
Last thing...
Guitar after homework and chores,
702
00:45:07,838 --> 00:45:09,999
and only what Miss Sheinkopf
gives you.
703
00:45:10,207 --> 00:45:12,141
- No more rock music. OK?
- OK.
704
00:45:12,342 --> 00:45:14,367
All right, get to class.
705
00:45:14,812 --> 00:45:16,040
Watch that attitude.
706
00:45:16,847 --> 00:45:18,974
Do you have another blanket?
707
00:45:21,218 --> 00:45:22,981
That's good.
708
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:33,454
All right. Everybody,
class has begun.
709
00:45:33,997 --> 00:45:35,225
And you know what?
710
00:45:35,432 --> 00:45:37,832
You guys have been doing
real good in here.
711
00:45:38,035 --> 00:45:40,629
lf l was gonna give you a grade,
l'd give you an A.
712
00:45:40,838 --> 00:45:42,237
But that's the problem.
713
00:45:42,439 --> 00:45:44,532
Rock ain't about doing things
perfect.
714
00:45:44,742 --> 00:45:46,937
Who can tell me
what it's really about?
715
00:45:48,312 --> 00:45:49,939
Frankie?
716
00:45:50,814 --> 00:45:54,147
- Scoring chicks?
- No. See? No.
717
00:45:54,351 --> 00:45:56,376
- Eleni?
- Getting wasted.
718
00:45:56,587 --> 00:45:58,612
No. Come on. No.
719
00:45:58,822 --> 00:46:00,949
- Leonard.
- Sticking it to The Man?
720
00:46:01,158 --> 00:46:03,626
Yes! But you can't just say it, man.
721
00:46:03,827 --> 00:46:06,193
You gotta feel it
in your blood and guts.
722
00:46:06,396 --> 00:46:08,921
lf you wanna rock,
you gotta break the rules.
723
00:46:09,133 --> 00:46:12,591
You gotta get mad at The Man,
and right now l'm The Man.
724
00:46:12,803 --> 00:46:16,671
That's right, l'm The Man,
and who's got the guts to tell me off?
725
00:46:16,874 --> 00:46:20,275
- Who's gonna tell me off?
- Shut the hell up, Schneebly!
726
00:46:20,911 --> 00:46:23,277
That's it, Freddy. That's it.
727
00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:26,608
- Who can top him?
- Get out of here, stupid ass.
728
00:46:26,817 --> 00:46:28,785
Yes, Alicia.
729
00:46:29,052 --> 00:46:32,078
You're a joke. You're the worst teacher
l've ever had.
730
00:46:32,289 --> 00:46:34,018
Summer, that is great.
731
00:46:34,224 --> 00:46:37,682
- l like the delivery. l felt your anger.
- Thank you.
732
00:46:37,895 --> 00:46:40,363
You're a fat loser,
and you have body odor.
733
00:46:40,864 --> 00:46:43,424
All right. All right.
734
00:46:43,634 --> 00:46:46,262
- Now is everyone nice and pissed off?
- Yeah!
735
00:46:46,470 --> 00:46:48,404
Good. Time to write a rock song.
736
00:46:48,605 --> 00:46:52,371
Now, what makes you mad
more than anything in the world?
737
00:46:55,379 --> 00:46:57,040
- Billy?
- You.
738
00:46:57,447 --> 00:46:59,813
We've already told me off.
Let's move on.
739
00:47:00,017 --> 00:47:03,976
- You're tacky, and l hate you.
- OK, you see me after class.
740
00:47:04,188 --> 00:47:07,123
- You. Gordon.
- No allowance.
741
00:47:08,759 --> 00:47:13,219
l didn't get no allowance today
So now l'm really ticked off
742
00:47:13,530 --> 00:47:16,124
You know what l mean?
What else makes you mad?
743
00:47:16,333 --> 00:47:17,960
- Michelle?
- Chores.
744
00:47:18,635 --> 00:47:23,402
l had to do my chores today
So l am really ticked off
745
00:47:23,607 --> 00:47:26,474
- What else?
- Bullies.
746
00:47:26,677 --> 00:47:31,671
All you bullies get out of my way
Because l am really ticked off
747
00:47:34,751 --> 00:47:36,685
So, what would you say to a bully?
748
00:47:36,887 --> 00:47:38,787
- Zack?
- l don't know.
749
00:47:38,989 --> 00:47:41,719
Now, come on.
lf someone was in your grill,
750
00:47:41,925 --> 00:47:43,984
- what would you say?
- l don't know.
751
00:47:44,194 --> 00:47:46,219
lf someone was pushing you around,
752
00:47:46,430 --> 00:47:48,489
- what would you say?
- ''Step off''?
753
00:47:49,566 --> 00:47:53,764
Step off! Step off!
Step off! Step off!
754
00:47:53,971 --> 00:47:55,199
Everybody!
755
00:47:55,405 --> 00:48:00,502
Step off! Step off!
Step off! Step off!
756
00:48:01,245 --> 00:48:06,683
lf l do what you say
l might turn into a robot
757
00:48:06,917 --> 00:48:10,819
Do my chore day after day
And they don't want any lip
758
00:48:11,021 --> 00:48:17,256
No! So step off! Step off!
Step off! Step off! Step off!
759
00:48:17,461 --> 00:48:18,689
Step off, everybody.
760
00:48:18,896 --> 00:48:24,061
Step off! Step off!
Step off! Step off!
761
00:48:32,276 --> 00:48:37,805
All right, now that was
a perfectly decent rock song.
762
00:48:45,188 --> 00:48:49,386
Oh, yeah. l was this close to getting
a chair on the Polish Philharmonic,
763
00:48:49,593 --> 00:48:53,461
and l nailed the audish,
but l didn't get it. Guess who did.
764
00:48:53,664 --> 00:48:57,122
Yo-Yo Ma's cousin, little ''nepotis''.
765
00:48:57,334 --> 00:49:00,428
Anyway, l just decided to give up
and become a teacher,
766
00:49:00,637 --> 00:49:03,800
because those that can't do, teach.
767
00:49:04,007 --> 00:49:08,103
And those that can't teach,
teach gym. Am l right?
768
00:49:13,216 --> 00:49:16,413
- l'm just joshing.
- Cute.
769
00:49:16,620 --> 00:49:18,679
- Hey, Mr. Schneebly.
- Hey, Zack.
770
00:49:18,889 --> 00:49:21,357
That was a really cool lesson today.
771
00:49:21,558 --> 00:49:22,820
Well, thanks, dude.
772
00:49:23,126 --> 00:49:25,117
- l'll see you back in class.
- OK.
773
00:49:54,591 --> 00:49:58,186
Flip it, flip it, flip it, flip it!
No, no, no.
774
00:51:41,331 --> 00:51:44,664
l'm just saying, name two
great chick drummers.
775
00:51:44,868 --> 00:51:47,530
Sheila E? Meg White
from the White Stripes?
776
00:51:47,737 --> 00:51:50,433
- She can't drum.
- She's better than you.
777
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:52,164
At least she has rhythm.
778
00:51:52,375 --> 00:51:56,402
Freddy, where are your sleeves?
And what have you done to your hair?
779
00:51:56,613 --> 00:52:00,743
- lt's called punk.
- Well, it's not school uniform.
780
00:52:03,053 --> 00:52:07,183
- Miss Mullins, you're The Man.
- Thank you, Frankie.
781
00:52:15,265 --> 00:52:17,028
Good morning.
Just a reminder:
782
00:52:17,234 --> 00:52:18,826
Parents' Night is coming up,
783
00:52:19,035 --> 00:52:21,629
and l expect everyone
to have a presentation.
784
00:52:21,838 --> 00:52:23,772
What? Hot!
785
00:52:26,877 --> 00:52:28,811
- You OK?
- lt's all right.
786
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:33,247
As you know, it is the most
important event of the year.
787
00:52:33,450 --> 00:52:35,543
The parents scrutinize
our every move,
788
00:52:35,752 --> 00:52:40,348
so l find it's best to over-prepare.
Right?
789
00:52:40,557 --> 00:52:42,821
The best defense
is a good offense.
790
00:52:43,693 --> 00:52:46,287
And, Roberta, now that l see you...
791
00:52:47,264 --> 00:52:51,360
Hey, is she always like that?
792
00:52:51,801 --> 00:52:53,769
Oh, yeah.
793
00:52:54,571 --> 00:52:59,440
Except for the time she got drunk
at the alumni dinner.
794
00:52:59,643 --> 00:53:01,304
You should have seen that.
795
00:53:01,511 --> 00:53:05,971
She got up on the table and did
a Stevie Nicks impersonation.
796
00:53:06,183 --> 00:53:08,242
And she wasn't bad.
797
00:53:08,451 --> 00:53:12,353
Remember, she took up the tablecloth
and whirled around with it?
798
00:53:12,556 --> 00:53:14,683
...that had been
on the turkey tray
799
00:53:14,891 --> 00:53:18,520
that were touched over onto
the peanut-butter-and-jelly tray.
800
00:53:18,728 --> 00:53:22,824
Now, l know that you know
that this is a severe problem.
801
00:53:28,905 --> 00:53:30,395
Clear.
802
00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:32,967
Come on. Go, go, go!
803
00:53:47,924 --> 00:53:50,324
All right, you guys.
ls everybody ready?
804
00:53:50,527 --> 00:53:52,961
- Yeah.
- Strap in. Let's do this.
805
00:54:01,037 --> 00:54:02,265
Oh, dude, cool.
806
00:54:13,316 --> 00:54:16,183
Three horns.
That's very clever.
807
00:54:18,655 --> 00:54:23,615
ln 1 492, Columbus
sailed the ocean... ?
808
00:54:23,827 --> 00:54:27,490
- Blue.
- Blue. That's right.
809
00:54:27,697 --> 00:54:33,192
OK. Now, Columbus had three boats.
The Niña, the... ?
810
00:54:34,237 --> 00:54:35,704
- Gordon?
- The Pinta.
811
00:54:35,905 --> 00:54:38,703
Pinta, that's right. And... ?
812
00:54:38,908 --> 00:54:40,967
- Marco?
- Santa Marina?
813
00:54:41,177 --> 00:54:43,042
The Santa Marina.
814
00:54:43,246 --> 00:54:46,181
That's good.
Actually, it's Santa María.
815
00:54:46,383 --> 00:54:48,442
OK. Now, you got...
816
00:54:48,652 --> 00:54:51,246
- Listen. Pay attention, kids.
- She's gone.
817
00:54:51,454 --> 00:54:53,319
l'm not afraid to flunk you.
818
00:54:53,657 --> 00:54:54,885
What's up, dude?
819
00:54:55,091 --> 00:54:57,059
Check out these little kids, man.
820
00:54:57,260 --> 00:54:59,421
- Hey, shut up.
- Oh, sorry.
821
00:54:59,629 --> 00:55:03,588
Thought this was Battle of the Bands,
not the Mickey Mouse Club.
822
00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:05,927
- Want a piece of me?
- Look at this.
823
00:55:06,136 --> 00:55:08,400
Freddy! Come on, man.
We gotta focus up.
824
00:55:08,605 --> 00:55:10,334
We gotta nail this audition.
825
00:55:10,540 --> 00:55:12,337
Mr. S?
826
00:55:13,376 --> 00:55:16,368
- What's up?
- l don't think l can sing.
827
00:55:17,747 --> 00:55:20,580
What are you talking about?
Come here.
828
00:55:25,021 --> 00:55:29,082
So, Tomika, what's going on?
What do you mean, you can't sing?
829
00:55:29,292 --> 00:55:31,624
l don't feel good. l feel sick.
830
00:55:32,062 --> 00:55:34,622
- Just let Alicia and Marta do it.
- No.
831
00:55:34,831 --> 00:55:37,391
They can't sing like you can.
l need you.
832
00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:39,591
What is it? Are you nervous?
833
00:55:40,337 --> 00:55:42,862
Yeah? Why?
What are you afraid of?
834
00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:47,367
- They're gonna laugh at me.
- Why would they laugh at you?
835
00:55:47,577 --> 00:55:50,512
l don't know. Because l'm fat.
836
00:55:51,448 --> 00:55:53,143
Tomika...
837
00:55:54,117 --> 00:55:56,483
Hey, you've got something
everybody wants.
838
00:55:56,686 --> 00:55:58,381
You've got talent, girl.
839
00:55:58,588 --> 00:56:01,751
You have an incredible voice.
l'm not just saying that.
840
00:56:02,025 --> 00:56:05,984
You heard of Aretha Franklin, right?
OK, she's a big lady.
841
00:56:06,196 --> 00:56:08,790
But when she sings,
she blows people's minds.
842
00:56:08,998 --> 00:56:11,193
Everybody wants to party
with Aretha!
843
00:56:11,568 --> 00:56:14,366
And you know who else
has a weight issue?
844
00:56:14,738 --> 00:56:17,707
- Who?
- Me.
845
00:56:17,907 --> 00:56:22,935
But once l get up on-stage, start doing
my thing, people worship me.
846
00:56:23,146 --> 00:56:26,240
Because l'm sexy and chubby, man.
847
00:56:26,449 --> 00:56:30,044
- Why aren't you on a diet?
- Because l like to eat.
848
00:56:30,253 --> 00:56:31,481
ls that such a crime?
849
00:56:31,688 --> 00:56:34,054
You know what?
That's not even the point.
850
00:56:34,257 --> 00:56:36,623
The thing is,
you're a rock star now.
851
00:56:36,826 --> 00:56:39,192
All you gotta do
is rock your heart out.
852
00:56:39,396 --> 00:56:41,330
People are gonna dig you, l swear.
853
00:56:41,531 --> 00:56:44,830
Let's just show them what we got.
What do you say?
854
00:56:45,201 --> 00:56:46,828
OK.
855
00:56:47,937 --> 00:56:49,495
Thank you.
856
00:56:50,006 --> 00:56:51,564
Let's rock.
857
00:56:52,742 --> 00:56:57,304
- OK. We are good to go.
- No, we're not. Freddy took off.
858
00:56:57,514 --> 00:57:00,176
- Where?
- Some guys invited him to their van.
859
00:57:00,383 --> 00:57:03,784
What?! Come on, you guys!
860
00:57:06,089 --> 00:57:07,613
Freddy?
861
00:57:07,824 --> 00:57:10,588
Hey, have you seen a little kid,
like, yay high?
862
00:57:11,828 --> 00:57:15,889
Dang it. Freddy,
this is your teacher talking!
863
00:57:16,099 --> 00:57:19,967
- Hey, Mr. S.
- Oh, man.
864
00:57:21,738 --> 00:57:24,605
- What's going on here?
- Nothing. Just chilling.
865
00:57:24,808 --> 00:57:27,174
Freddy, get out of that van
this instant.
866
00:57:29,112 --> 00:57:30,943
See you guys.
867
00:57:31,748 --> 00:57:35,616
You think you're pretty funny,
partying with an innocent little kid?
868
00:57:36,386 --> 00:57:38,013
Dude, we're just chilling.
869
00:57:38,221 --> 00:57:40,815
That kid's 1 0 years old.
He looks up to you.
870
00:57:41,024 --> 00:57:46,428
You are setting an example for him,
so start acting like a responsible adult!
871
00:57:46,629 --> 00:57:50,087
That goes for all of you guys.
Don't make me come back here.
872
00:57:52,235 --> 00:57:53,998
Come on. Let's go.
873
00:57:54,337 --> 00:57:56,965
What's the big deal?
You're acting like my mom.
874
00:57:57,173 --> 00:57:59,835
What's the big deal?
You had me worried sick.
875
00:58:00,043 --> 00:58:02,011
l was hanging with real rockers.
876
00:58:02,212 --> 00:58:04,544
They aren't real rockers.
They're posers.
877
00:58:04,747 --> 00:58:07,511
Rock ain't about getting loaded
and being a jerk.
878
00:58:07,717 --> 00:58:11,619
Now, this is serious business here.
We've got a mission.
879
00:58:11,821 --> 00:58:14,756
Putting on a great show
is the most important thing.
880
00:58:14,958 --> 00:58:17,825
One great rock show
can change the world.
881
00:58:18,027 --> 00:58:21,053
- Do you understand me?
- Yeah.
882
00:58:21,264 --> 00:58:24,165
lf you ever scare me like that again,
so help me,
883
00:58:24,367 --> 00:58:27,165
l will send a note home
to your parents. Let's go.
884
00:58:27,904 --> 00:58:30,737
All right, you guys.
Just wait here for a minute.
885
00:58:32,342 --> 00:58:35,470
- Hey, man, check this place out.
- Yeah. lt's cool.
886
00:58:35,678 --> 00:58:37,908
Hey, what's going on?
Where is everyone?
887
00:58:38,114 --> 00:58:41,811
- Auditions are over.
- What? Who's in charge?
888
00:58:42,018 --> 00:58:45,146
Listen...you can't leave.
You haven't heard our band.
889
00:58:45,355 --> 00:58:49,052
- The bill is full. We're overbooked.
- Let us play one song.
890
00:58:49,259 --> 00:58:50,590
We're here. We're ready.
891
00:58:50,793 --> 00:58:52,192
- Who are they?
- My band.
892
00:58:52,529 --> 00:58:54,690
Kids? ls this some kind
of gimmick?
893
00:58:54,898 --> 00:58:57,924
lt's not a gimmick.
They're kids, but they're awesome.
894
00:58:58,134 --> 00:59:02,070
Thanks for coming down, but you're
really not what we're looking for.
895
00:59:02,272 --> 00:59:04,968
These kids have worked
their fingers to the bone
896
00:59:05,174 --> 00:59:08,940
just to play one song for you,
so sit down, shut up and listen!
897
00:59:09,279 --> 00:59:12,510
Sheila, call security.
898
00:59:15,051 --> 00:59:17,144
Oh, God.
899
00:59:18,454 --> 00:59:19,921
lt was just a warm-up.
900
00:59:20,123 --> 00:59:22,717
We'll still compete
against the other schools.
901
00:59:22,926 --> 00:59:26,384
What? This is the gig, Summer.
This was our Woodstock.
902
00:59:26,596 --> 00:59:28,826
Then we shouldn't take no
for an answer.
903
00:59:29,032 --> 00:59:32,229
Don't take no for an answer?
He was gonna call the fuzz.
904
00:59:32,435 --> 00:59:34,426
Would you just listen to me?
905
00:59:34,938 --> 00:59:36,803
l have an idea.
906
00:59:40,043 --> 00:59:44,309
Hi there. Hi. lt's OK. lt's cool.
l just wanted to say, l'm really sorry.
907
00:59:44,514 --> 00:59:46,675
l shouldn't have barged in here.
908
00:59:46,883 --> 00:59:48,817
lt wasn't fair to you or the kids,
909
00:59:49,018 --> 00:59:51,418
especially after what
they've been through.
910
00:59:51,621 --> 00:59:55,523
God, l feel like a jerk. God.
l'm taking them back to the hospital.
911
00:59:55,725 --> 00:59:58,387
- Just wanted to say l'm sorry.
- That's fine.
912
00:59:58,595 --> 01:00:02,622
See, l volunteer down at
St. Margarita's, in the children's wing,
913
01:00:02,832 --> 01:00:05,062
- teaching music.
- Really? That's nice.
914
01:00:05,268 --> 01:00:07,702
- That's very nice.
- Actually, it isn't,
915
01:00:07,904 --> 01:00:11,635
because l totally screwed up.
l told the kids if they practiced,
916
01:00:11,841 --> 01:00:14,742
they'd get into
Battle of the Bands.
917
01:00:15,044 --> 01:00:18,445
- What did you tell them that for?
- l don't know. l just...
918
01:00:18,648 --> 01:00:23,312
l wanted to give them something to
look forward to, to keep their spirits up.
919
01:00:23,920 --> 01:00:25,649
Look at them.
920
01:00:26,055 --> 01:00:28,023
They're terminal.
921
01:00:28,658 --> 01:00:30,023
Every last one of them.
922
01:00:34,030 --> 01:00:36,396
- Jeez.
- Yeah, and all they wanted to do
923
01:00:36,599 --> 01:00:39,762
before they bit the dust
was play Battle of the Bands.
924
01:00:40,236 --> 01:00:41,703
What do they all have?
925
01:00:42,939 --> 01:00:45,237
lt's a...
926
01:00:45,441 --> 01:00:50,310
lt's a rare blood disease.
''Stick-it-to-da-man-niosis''.
927
01:00:51,514 --> 01:00:53,812
What's that?
l've never heard of it.
928
01:00:54,017 --> 01:00:57,009
You're lucky. Because it's hell.
929
01:00:57,587 --> 01:00:59,282
Wow.
930
01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:12,425
- We're on the bill.
- Yes!
931
01:01:13,069 --> 01:01:15,902
Cut it out! You're dying, remember?
932
01:01:18,074 --> 01:01:19,701
Get in the van.
933
01:01:36,025 --> 01:01:38,186
We come from the land
Of the ice and snow
934
01:01:38,394 --> 01:01:41,192
From the midnight sun
Where the hot springs blow
935
01:01:41,397 --> 01:01:43,661
The hammer of the gods
936
01:01:43,933 --> 01:01:47,266
Summer, you get an A-plus
and 50 gold stars.
937
01:01:47,837 --> 01:01:50,931
- l didn't do it for the grade.
- Give me some of that.
938
01:01:51,140 --> 01:01:53,506
Yeah! Yeah!
939
01:02:02,552 --> 01:02:04,918
And it was so scary.
940
01:02:18,134 --> 01:02:20,193
Hey, Mr. S?
941
01:02:20,436 --> 01:02:22,529
We have a name for the band.
942
01:02:22,739 --> 01:02:24,297
Hit me.
943
01:02:28,344 --> 01:02:30,539
The School of Rock.
944
01:02:32,749 --> 01:02:36,685
The School of Rock.
945
01:02:39,255 --> 01:02:44,955
And we shall teach
rock 'n' roll to the world.
946
01:02:45,161 --> 01:02:50,827
There's no way you can stop
947
01:02:51,234 --> 01:02:55,830
The School of Rock
Yeah
948
01:02:56,405 --> 01:02:58,839
Stop. We have a red alert.
lt's Mullins.
949
01:02:59,041 --> 01:03:01,066
Let's go. Come on.
950
01:03:01,410 --> 01:03:04,607
To your positions.
To your positions!
951
01:03:07,917 --> 01:03:09,976
Come on, come on.
952
01:03:17,560 --> 01:03:22,964
And therefore, E=MC².
953
01:03:23,166 --> 01:03:24,929
Oh, Miss Mullins. Come in.
954
01:03:25,134 --> 01:03:29,332
l'm sorry to interrupt, but Miss
Lemmons said she heard music
955
01:03:29,539 --> 01:03:33,305
- coming from the classroom.
- Music?
956
01:03:34,510 --> 01:03:37,377
Music. l haven't heard any music.
957
01:03:37,580 --> 01:03:41,346
You know what? Miss Lemmons
must be on crack, right, kids?
958
01:03:43,085 --> 01:03:46,885
Well... Well, what's that?
959
01:03:51,494 --> 01:03:53,826
Oh, that. Yeah.
960
01:03:54,030 --> 01:03:56,897
We were singing. We were singing
and learning.
961
01:03:58,167 --> 01:04:00,897
We were learning in sing-song.
962
01:04:02,405 --> 01:04:05,067
- One of your methods?
- Yeah.
963
01:04:05,274 --> 01:04:08,334
l find it's helpful when
you're teaching the subjects
964
01:04:08,544 --> 01:04:10,876
that are the boring subjects.
965
01:04:13,449 --> 01:04:19,877
Well, you don't mind if l just sit in
on your class this afternoon, do you?
966
01:04:20,089 --> 01:04:22,751
No. No. Come on back
this afternoon.
967
01:04:22,959 --> 01:04:25,086
lt is the afternoon. l meant now.
968
01:04:27,029 --> 01:04:31,659
So please just continue
with your method.
969
01:04:32,235 --> 01:04:35,136
Yeah. OK.
970
01:04:51,087 --> 01:04:55,217
Math is a wonderful thing
971
01:04:56,525 --> 01:05:00,359
Math is a really cool thing
972
01:05:00,930 --> 01:05:03,262
So get off your ''ath''
Let's do some math
973
01:05:03,466 --> 01:05:06,833
Math, math, math, math, math
974
01:05:08,938 --> 01:05:13,466
- Three minus four is...
- Negative one.
975
01:05:13,676 --> 01:05:15,143
That's right.
976
01:05:15,611 --> 01:05:20,605
And six times a billion is...
977
01:05:22,418 --> 01:05:24,943
- Six billion?
- Nailed it.
978
01:05:25,154 --> 01:05:30,148
And 54 is 45 more than...
What is the answer, Marta?
979
01:05:30,359 --> 01:05:33,760
- Nine.
- No, it's eight
980
01:05:35,798 --> 01:05:38,232
No, it's nine
981
01:05:39,568 --> 01:05:45,165
Yes, l was testing you
lt's nine
982
01:05:45,374 --> 01:05:48,969
And that's a magic number
983
01:05:51,914 --> 01:05:55,145
l'm very happy that you're able
to extend your stay,
984
01:05:55,351 --> 01:06:01,221
but l must say, l find your methods
of teaching very unusual.
985
01:06:01,424 --> 01:06:06,020
Well, l did study with
Dr. Errol Von Straussenburgerbecken.
986
01:06:06,495 --> 01:06:08,895
- Who?
- Oh, you don't know him?
987
01:06:09,098 --> 01:06:15,367
Oh, he's, like, one of the leading
leaders in...unusual methods.
988
01:06:15,571 --> 01:06:19,701
Actually, he's how l was appointed
to the Presidential Council
989
01:06:19,976 --> 01:06:22,638
for Experimental Educationers.
990
01:06:22,845 --> 01:06:24,472
That sounds very impressive,
991
01:06:24,680 --> 01:06:28,980
but we're not interested
in experimental education here.
992
01:06:29,518 --> 01:06:34,546
So if from now on you could just stick
to the curriculum, that would be great.
993
01:06:34,757 --> 01:06:37,191
- Yes. Right.
- Thank you.
994
01:06:37,660 --> 01:06:39,355
Ros?
995
01:06:39,862 --> 01:06:41,557
- Yes?
- Do you know,
996
01:06:41,764 --> 01:06:46,701
l would really love to talk some more
about your philosophy on teaching.
997
01:06:46,902 --> 01:06:49,700
Do you think maybe we could
grab some coffee?
998
01:06:49,972 --> 01:06:52,167
You want to go
get some coffee with me?
999
01:06:52,708 --> 01:06:54,198
Yeah. l really would.
1000
01:07:00,850 --> 01:07:05,719
- You're sure you don't have coffee?
- l'm quite sure.
1001
01:07:08,224 --> 01:07:11,921
Well, l've never been here before.
1002
01:07:14,096 --> 01:07:17,862
l've never been to this side
of town before, in fact.
1003
01:07:18,801 --> 01:07:21,201
So l have been...
1004
01:07:21,404 --> 01:07:26,808
Well, l've been... l've been dying
to ask you something, Mr. Schneebly.
1005
01:07:27,009 --> 01:07:30,775
- Please, call me ''Dewey''.
- Dewey?
1006
01:07:31,614 --> 01:07:34,583
Ned. Call me ''Ned''.
1007
01:07:34,784 --> 01:07:38,550
l was thinking of my other name.
My middle name.
1008
01:07:40,156 --> 01:07:42,590
- Yeah.
- Well, Ned...
1009
01:07:45,661 --> 01:07:48,721
...in your experience,
how does Horace Green compare
1010
01:07:48,931 --> 01:07:51,365
to the other schools
that you've taught at?
1011
01:07:51,567 --> 01:07:53,592
Oh, your school is the best.
1012
01:07:54,336 --> 01:07:56,395
- You're just saying that.
- l'm not.
1013
01:07:56,605 --> 01:08:00,166
You know that kids at other schools
just have fun all the time?
1014
01:08:00,376 --> 01:08:04,403
They run around. There's no discipline.
They're happy. lt's anarchy.
1015
01:08:04,613 --> 01:08:08,413
This is the best school
l have ever teached at. l swear.
1016
01:08:09,318 --> 01:08:11,286
l'll drink to that.
1017
01:08:17,626 --> 01:08:19,958
Stay there. l'm gonna put on
some music.
1018
01:08:57,366 --> 01:08:59,926
- l love this song.
- Really?
1019
01:09:00,136 --> 01:09:02,627
- Yes. Stevie Nicks.
- Yeah.
1020
01:09:03,105 --> 01:09:04,367
Stevie!
1021
01:09:04,573 --> 01:09:07,736
You know, she came to town,
and she did a concert,
1022
01:09:07,943 --> 01:09:12,607
- and she was just so...wild.
- l know. Oh, man.
1023
01:09:12,815 --> 01:09:15,716
- Oh, my gosh.
- She put on the best show ever.
1024
01:09:17,653 --> 01:09:20,053
She's better live
than she is on the album.
1025
01:09:20,256 --> 01:09:22,315
- You know what l mean?
- Yes, yes.
1026
01:09:22,525 --> 01:09:25,824
- Oh, my gosh, no comparison.
- Yeah.
1027
01:09:26,295 --> 01:09:27,728
You know what?
1028
01:09:28,097 --> 01:09:31,157
Oh, man, l would love
to take the kids to a concert.
1029
01:09:31,367 --> 01:09:32,698
- Concert?
- Yeah.
1030
01:09:33,435 --> 01:09:35,767
There's one at the end
of the month.
1031
01:09:35,971 --> 01:09:40,499
The Philharmonic. They do classics.
They do Beethoven, Mozart...
1032
01:09:41,177 --> 01:09:43,475
...Enya, that kind of stuff.
1033
01:09:46,115 --> 01:09:48,640
But you have a policy
about field trips.
1034
01:09:49,785 --> 01:09:53,084
- Would it be educational?
- Would it be educational?
1035
01:09:53,289 --> 01:09:55,780
lt could be very educational.
1036
01:09:58,794 --> 01:10:01,024
- Maybe we can make an exception.
- Yes!
1037
01:10:01,230 --> 01:10:03,255
Sings a song
Sounds like she's singing
1038
01:10:03,933 --> 01:10:06,834
Ooh, baby, ooh, ooh
1039
01:10:07,369 --> 01:10:09,564
l'm holding you to that.
1040
01:10:09,805 --> 01:10:11,534
Make an exception.
1041
01:10:12,741 --> 01:10:16,575
Ooh, baby, ooh, said ooh
1042
01:10:20,883 --> 01:10:22,111
Tomorrow
1043
01:10:22,751 --> 01:10:29,020
Keeping your head over water
Making a wave when you can
1044
01:10:29,225 --> 01:10:32,388
Temporary layoff
Good time
1045
01:10:32,595 --> 01:10:35,792
Easy credit rip-off
Good time
1046
01:10:36,265 --> 01:10:40,292
Scratching and surviving
Good time
1047
01:10:40,502 --> 01:10:42,527
Would you stop that, please?
1048
01:10:42,738 --> 01:10:44,171
Yeah.
1049
01:10:45,608 --> 01:10:50,170
- l had a really nice time.
- Yeah, ditto.
1050
01:10:50,679 --> 01:10:53,239
This is the first time
a teacher has asked me
1051
01:10:53,449 --> 01:10:56,782
- to do anything outside of school.
- No way.
1052
01:10:57,052 --> 01:10:59,145
lt's... lt's true.
1053
01:10:59,421 --> 01:11:02,219
ln six years.
1054
01:11:04,193 --> 01:11:06,127
Well, you know,
1055
01:11:06,328 --> 01:11:10,321
l think it might be one of those things
where people are intimidated.
1056
01:11:10,532 --> 01:11:13,262
lntimidated?
1057
01:11:13,469 --> 01:11:15,300
- They hate me.
- No. They don't.
1058
01:11:15,504 --> 01:11:18,302
Yes, they do. They sure do.
l can see.
1059
01:11:18,507 --> 01:11:20,407
l wasn't always like this.
1060
01:11:20,609 --> 01:11:24,511
l wasn't always wound this tight.
There was a time when l was fun.
1061
01:11:24,847 --> 01:11:27,941
l was funny. l was.
1062
01:11:28,150 --> 01:11:34,487
But you can't be funny and be
the principal of a prep school.
1063
01:11:34,690 --> 01:11:37,887
No, you cannot, because
when it comes to their kids,
1064
01:11:38,093 --> 01:11:41,187
these parents,
they have no sense of humor.
1065
01:11:41,897 --> 01:11:46,630
lf anything goes wrong, it's my head.
lt's my head in the smasher.
1066
01:11:46,835 --> 01:11:51,135
These parents will come down
on me like a nuclear bomb.
1067
01:11:51,340 --> 01:11:54,503
l can't make a mistake.
l gotta be perfect.
1068
01:11:54,710 --> 01:12:00,979
And that pressure has turned me into
one thing that l never wanted to be.
1069
01:12:01,417 --> 01:12:03,248
A bitch.
1070
01:12:03,452 --> 01:12:07,388
- No. You're not.
- Yes, l am. l am a big one.
1071
01:12:08,123 --> 01:12:12,457
Well, l don't think so.
l think you're pretty cool.
1072
01:12:13,796 --> 01:12:15,024
Really?
1073
01:12:15,564 --> 01:12:19,227
- No.
- Yeah. You're way cool.
1074
01:12:19,535 --> 01:12:21,264
Really?
1075
01:12:25,174 --> 01:12:27,369
- OK, drums?
- House.
1076
01:12:27,576 --> 01:12:29,635
- Keyboards?
- House.
1077
01:12:29,845 --> 01:12:33,042
- Amps? All right. Cable?
- Got them.
1078
01:12:33,248 --> 01:12:34,715
- All right. Guitar?
- Yes.
1079
01:12:34,917 --> 01:12:36,282
- Mr. S.
- Yeah?
1080
01:12:36,485 --> 01:12:38,282
What do you think?
1081
01:12:45,961 --> 01:12:47,451
l don't know. l...
1082
01:12:47,663 --> 01:12:50,154
They might be a little distracting.
1083
01:12:50,366 --> 01:12:54,029
lt's glitter rock and it's glam
and it's fabulous.
1084
01:12:55,604 --> 01:12:57,970
Billy, it's just not the right style.
1085
01:12:58,173 --> 01:13:00,334
You're gonna talk to me
about style?
1086
01:13:00,542 --> 01:13:03,204
You can't dress yourself.
Look at that bow tie.
1087
01:13:03,412 --> 01:13:05,209
Don't talk about my bow tie.
1088
01:13:05,414 --> 01:13:09,145
You know what, l give up.
They can just wear their uniforms.
1089
01:13:09,785 --> 01:13:13,915
- That's not a bad idea.
- Not a bad idea?
1090
01:13:14,123 --> 01:13:16,683
- l was kidding.
- Excuse me.
1091
01:13:17,860 --> 01:13:21,796
- Hey, hey. What is that?
- What's what?
1092
01:13:21,997 --> 01:13:25,228
- What are you playing?
- Just something l wrote.
1093
01:13:25,467 --> 01:13:26,764
You wrote a song?
1094
01:13:28,404 --> 01:13:31,805
- Well, let's hear it.
- No, it's not that good.
1095
01:13:32,174 --> 01:13:35,234
Come on, l want to hear it,
Kurt Cobain.
1096
01:13:36,111 --> 01:13:39,080
- OK, but l'm not much of a singer.
- lt's all right.
1097
01:13:41,683 --> 01:13:44,743
Baby, we were making straight A's
1098
01:13:44,953 --> 01:13:47,945
But we were stuck in a dumb daze
1099
01:13:48,590 --> 01:13:52,048
Don't take much
To memorize your lies
1100
01:13:52,261 --> 01:13:54,320
Feel like l've been hypnotized
1101
01:13:54,530 --> 01:13:59,194
Wait. You wrote that?
You wrote that?
1102
01:13:59,802 --> 01:14:02,236
That's it.
Guys, rock 'n' roll positions.
1103
01:14:02,438 --> 01:14:05,305
- What are you doing?
- We're gonna learn your song.
1104
01:14:05,507 --> 01:14:07,907
- But why?
- That's what bands do, man.
1105
01:14:08,143 --> 01:14:10,668
Play each other's songs.
You got lyrics?
1106
01:14:11,313 --> 01:14:13,008
Hook me up.
1107
01:14:14,850 --> 01:14:17,751
No more secret songs.
All right, Lawrence,
1108
01:14:17,953 --> 01:14:20,717
no more reading. Time for rock.
1109
01:14:21,056 --> 01:14:23,524
Get on the drum. Bass it up.
1110
01:14:23,725 --> 01:14:25,215
- What was that chord?
- D.
1111
01:14:25,427 --> 01:14:27,224
- Play it.
- D...
1112
01:14:27,429 --> 01:14:32,093
...C, G, C.
1113
01:14:32,301 --> 01:14:35,998
- Baby, we were making straight A's
- Yeah. Yeah.
1114
01:14:36,205 --> 01:14:39,197
But we were stuck in a dumb daze
1115
01:14:39,408 --> 01:14:41,899
Don't take much
To memorize your lies
1116
01:14:42,110 --> 01:14:45,637
And if you wanna be
The teacher's pet
1117
01:14:45,848 --> 01:14:48,874
Baby, you just better forget it
1118
01:14:49,084 --> 01:14:51,917
Rock is the reason
Rock is the rhyme
1119
01:14:52,120 --> 01:14:54,418
Know what would be better?
1120
01:14:54,623 --> 01:14:57,217
''Rock got no reason,
Rock got no rhyme.''
1121
01:14:57,426 --> 01:15:02,489
Can we try that? Also, we need
some ''ooh la-la's'', so like:
1122
01:15:02,698 --> 01:15:05,189
Try that. Can we take
it from the chorus?
1123
01:15:05,400 --> 01:15:08,028
One, two, three, four.
One, two, three.
1124
01:15:08,237 --> 01:15:11,673
And if you wanna be
The teacher's pet
1125
01:15:11,874 --> 01:15:14,934
Baby, you just better forget it
1126
01:15:15,143 --> 01:15:18,237
Rock got no reason
Rock got no rhyme
1127
01:15:18,947 --> 01:15:24,943
You'd better get me to school on time
And if you wanna be the teacher's pet
1128
01:15:25,153 --> 01:15:28,179
Baby, you just better forget it
1129
01:15:28,390 --> 01:15:32,190
Rock got no reason
Rock got no rhyme
1130
01:15:32,394 --> 01:15:36,091
You better get me to school on time
1131
01:15:44,139 --> 01:15:46,869
l'm gonna solo there
if it's cool with you.
1132
01:15:47,075 --> 01:15:49,043
- All right.
- You can solo later.
1133
01:15:49,244 --> 01:15:52,441
- OK.
- Let me rock a solo there, l can feel it.
1134
01:16:03,419 --> 01:16:05,751
Tomorrow is the big day,
so get your rest.
1135
01:16:05,955 --> 01:16:09,356
No late parties, drinking tequila
and trying to get lucky.
1136
01:16:10,726 --> 01:16:13,718
Chances like this do not
come around every day.
1137
01:16:14,263 --> 01:16:15,890
You've played hard in here,
1138
01:16:16,098 --> 01:16:19,761
and l am proud of every
last stinking one of you.
1139
01:16:20,703 --> 01:16:24,469
Let's just give this everything we got.
We may fall on our faces,
1140
01:16:24,673 --> 01:16:27,699
but if we do,
we will fall with dignity!
1141
01:16:28,110 --> 01:16:30,908
With a guitar in our hands
and rock in our hearts!
1142
01:16:31,113 --> 01:16:33,104
And in the words of AC/DC:
1143
01:16:33,315 --> 01:16:37,012
''We roll tonight to the guitar bite,
1144
01:16:37,219 --> 01:16:40,620
''and for those about to rock...
1145
01:16:40,823 --> 01:16:42,757
''...l salute you.''
1146
01:16:56,939 --> 01:17:00,841
Ros, excuse me, wanted to remind
you about our field trip tomorrow.
1147
01:17:01,043 --> 01:17:04,672
- What field trip?
- The educational concert.
1148
01:17:04,880 --> 01:17:07,212
Oh, l forgot about that.
1149
01:17:07,416 --> 01:17:11,375
l don't know, school policy
is very difficult to get around.
1150
01:17:11,587 --> 01:17:14,147
But you said
we could make an exception,
1151
01:17:14,356 --> 01:17:17,257
and the kids are excited
about hearing some Mozart.
1152
01:17:17,460 --> 01:17:21,692
l know, but the preparations,
there's not enough time.
1153
01:17:21,897 --> 01:17:24,365
l don't know anything about it.
Where is it?
1154
01:17:24,767 --> 01:17:29,397
l've got it all covered.
What's going on, are you mad at me?
1155
01:17:29,605 --> 01:17:32,802
No, no, Ned. l'm sorry,
l'm just a little stressed out
1156
01:17:33,008 --> 01:17:35,033
because it's Parents' Night tonight.
1157
01:17:35,244 --> 01:17:39,977
Hey, it's all gonna be fine.
1158
01:17:43,152 --> 01:17:48,522
Ned, would you mind coming
with me tonight to Parents' Night?
1159
01:17:49,158 --> 01:17:53,424
lt wouldn't be a date or anything.
l get nervous around the parents,
1160
01:17:53,629 --> 01:17:57,292
and there's something about you
that makes me feel more relaxed.
1161
01:17:57,500 --> 01:18:00,230
You know what,
that sounds so great, Ros, but...
1162
01:18:01,570 --> 01:18:06,030
- But what?
- l wasn't planning on going tonight.
1163
01:18:06,308 --> 01:18:10,574
You have to. You're their teacher.
You have to give the presentation.
1164
01:18:10,779 --> 01:18:14,408
Oh, yeah, yeah. No, l got you.
l'm ready for that.
1165
01:18:14,817 --> 01:18:16,478
So we'll go together?
1166
01:18:16,685 --> 01:18:21,418
OK. Why don't you pick me up at,
say, 6:40.
1167
01:18:21,624 --> 01:18:24,184
- Done. All right.
- OK.
1168
01:18:30,633 --> 01:18:35,798
- What are you all dressed up for?
- l got a hot date.
1169
01:18:36,338 --> 01:18:37,828
That's weird.
1170
01:18:38,040 --> 01:18:41,498
l got a check from Horace
Green Prep for $1 ,200.
1171
01:18:42,111 --> 01:18:43,669
l've never worked there.
1172
01:18:46,582 --> 01:18:50,040
- What are you doing?
- Calling the school.
1173
01:18:51,453 --> 01:18:53,853
Hi, this is Ned Schneebly...
1174
01:18:57,860 --> 01:18:59,452
Dewey?
1175
01:18:59,662 --> 01:19:01,027
What's going on?
1176
01:19:01,230 --> 01:19:04,063
l told them 1 5 times,
make it out to cash!
1177
01:19:05,868 --> 01:19:07,267
Dewey?
1178
01:19:08,070 --> 01:19:10,038
l did something bad, Ned.
1179
01:19:10,573 --> 01:19:12,404
- No.
- Yeah.
1180
01:19:12,608 --> 01:19:16,009
They called for a sub. l said
l was you, to make some money.
1181
01:19:16,211 --> 01:19:19,408
But then l got there, and the kids,
they rock, man.
1182
01:19:19,615 --> 01:19:23,574
There's this kid Larry who's like,
''l'm not cool,'' but now he's like:
1183
01:19:25,454 --> 01:19:27,922
There's this other girl
who can sing like:
1184
01:19:28,290 --> 01:19:32,920
She thought she was too fat, so they
were dying, and the principal got drunk.
1185
01:19:33,128 --> 01:19:36,928
Now we're playing Battle of the Bands.
lt's the coolest thing!
1186
01:19:37,132 --> 01:19:39,293
One day.
Then l will come clean.
1187
01:19:39,501 --> 01:19:43,562
l'll tell everyone it was my fault.
You'll be fine. One day!
1188
01:19:43,772 --> 01:19:46,036
- Ned, home.
- Don't say anything to her.
1189
01:19:46,241 --> 01:19:48,766
She'll blow everything. Please?
1190
01:19:52,648 --> 01:19:55,412
Hey. What's going on?
1191
01:19:56,251 --> 01:19:59,743
Nothing. l got a hot date,
that's what's going on.
1192
01:20:02,491 --> 01:20:04,356
See you later.
1193
01:20:10,599 --> 01:20:12,328
What's going on, Ned?
1194
01:20:14,036 --> 01:20:16,698
- Nothing.
- Nothing? Well...
1195
01:20:31,854 --> 01:20:35,654
OK, l don't think l can go in there.
1196
01:20:36,825 --> 01:20:39,385
- What's wrong?
- Ros...
1197
01:20:40,896 --> 01:20:42,454
...l'm not a teacher.
1198
01:20:43,532 --> 01:20:47,093
Oh, Ned. A substitute is a teacher.
1199
01:20:47,302 --> 01:20:50,897
No, no. l'm not a teacher.
l'm a fraud.
1200
01:20:51,106 --> 01:20:53,597
No. You're not.
1201
01:20:53,809 --> 01:20:58,610
You're a dedicated, talented teacher,
and those parents are gonna love you.
1202
01:20:58,814 --> 01:21:03,513
Just get in there and tell those parents
what you've been teaching their kids.
1203
01:21:03,819 --> 01:21:07,255
Yeah, you know, math, English...
1204
01:21:08,791 --> 01:21:13,091
What...? Science... What else?
Geography, history,
1205
01:21:13,295 --> 01:21:16,890
Latin, Spanish, French,
1206
01:21:17,099 --> 01:21:21,297
Latin... Math.
Did l say that already?
1207
01:21:21,503 --> 01:21:27,339
Anyway, all the stuff you want your
kids to know, it's been covered, OK?
1208
01:21:27,543 --> 01:21:29,340
So...
1209
01:21:31,080 --> 01:21:34,846
...it was great to meet you all,
and drive safe.
1210
01:21:35,050 --> 01:21:36,415
Excuse me.
1211
01:21:36,618 --> 01:21:39,553
Since you started,
all my son talks about is music.
1212
01:21:39,755 --> 01:21:43,851
He says he wants to be a musician.
ls this your influence?
1213
01:21:44,059 --> 01:21:47,256
Why has my daughter become
obsessed with David Geffen?
1214
01:21:47,463 --> 01:21:49,260
And how is this homework?
1215
01:21:49,565 --> 01:21:54,059
OK, see, l would like to tell you about
what we've been doing in here,
1216
01:21:54,269 --> 01:21:58,103
but there's such a thing as
teacher-student confidentiality,
1217
01:21:58,307 --> 01:22:01,299
and l don't want to be in breach
of educational law
1218
01:22:01,510 --> 01:22:05,537
because l could be dismembered
by the teacher's union.
1219
01:22:05,814 --> 01:22:07,042
So...
1220
01:22:07,249 --> 01:22:09,683
You expect us to believe
this garbage?
1221
01:22:10,953 --> 01:22:14,616
Mr. S, don't you think you should
tell them about the project?
1222
01:22:14,823 --> 01:22:17,053
- What project?
- Our class project.
1223
01:22:17,259 --> 01:22:19,420
Every school in the state
is competing.
1224
01:22:19,628 --> 01:22:22,153
- Competing?
- lt's not till next quarter,
1225
01:22:22,364 --> 01:22:24,594
but Mr. S wanted us
to get a head start.
1226
01:22:24,800 --> 01:22:28,031
- Well, what's the project, Summer?
- lt's prestigious.
1227
01:22:28,237 --> 01:22:30,467
A win will go on our permanent record.
1228
01:22:32,741 --> 01:22:35,073
You might as well tell them,
Mr. Schneebly.
1229
01:22:35,277 --> 01:22:40,305
OK, look. l've gotten to know your kids
the past few weeks. They're awesome.
1230
01:22:40,516 --> 01:22:44,748
Zack is an insane guitarist.
He's the next Hendrix, and he's 1 0.
1231
01:22:44,953 --> 01:22:47,080
And Gordon here, he's a genius!
1232
01:22:47,289 --> 01:22:51,817
He did a whole professional light show
on his computer in three days. And...
1233
01:22:52,728 --> 01:22:55,026
And Marta here, she's...
1234
01:22:55,230 --> 01:22:57,994
She can hit an A above high C.
Did you know that?
1235
01:22:58,200 --> 01:23:01,636
Because that's tough.
Not many singers can do that. And...
1236
01:23:04,406 --> 01:23:08,638
Summer is gonna be the first woman
president of the United States.
1237
01:23:08,844 --> 01:23:11,472
She could run this year.
l would vote for her.
1238
01:23:11,680 --> 01:23:16,481
Look, they're just really cool kids.
lf they were mine, l would be so proud.
1239
01:23:16,685 --> 01:23:20,678
And l am proud,
just to even know them. And...
1240
01:23:21,123 --> 01:23:23,853
Sir, can l see you in the hall
for a moment?
1241
01:23:24,459 --> 01:23:26,689
Let me just say
a couple more things.
1242
01:23:26,895 --> 01:23:29,227
- What's going on?
- What's happening?
1243
01:23:29,431 --> 01:23:32,366
Apparently, that man
is not Ned Schneebly.
1244
01:23:32,768 --> 01:23:34,861
- What?
- What?
1245
01:23:35,070 --> 01:23:38,164
- This man is Ned Schneebly.
- He's not even a teacher.
1246
01:23:38,373 --> 01:23:42,332
- You called the cops?
- She did. She got it out of me. Sorry.
1247
01:23:42,544 --> 01:23:46,036
- You're apologizing to him?
- Sorry.
1248
01:23:47,616 --> 01:23:49,243
Ned.
1249
01:23:50,786 --> 01:23:53,186
Ned, is this true?
1250
01:23:54,156 --> 01:23:55,418
Who are you?
1251
01:23:57,359 --> 01:23:59,691
My name is Dewey Finn.
1252
01:23:59,895 --> 01:24:05,265
And, no, l'm not a licensed teacher,
but l have been touched by your kids.
1253
01:24:05,467 --> 01:24:08,129
And l'm pretty sure l've touched them.
1254
01:24:15,143 --> 01:24:16,872
- What?
- Oh, my God.
1255
01:24:32,494 --> 01:24:35,986
- l have nothing to say to you.
- Me either.
1256
01:24:37,366 --> 01:24:39,960
OK. l'm going to bed.
1257
01:24:40,202 --> 01:24:42,363
lt's one thing to throw
your life away,
1258
01:24:42,571 --> 01:24:45,062
but to put Ned in jeopardy
is selfish.
1259
01:24:45,274 --> 01:24:47,708
You told me to be like Ned
and get a job.
1260
01:24:47,910 --> 01:24:51,346
l told you to be like Ned,
l didn't tell you to be Ned.
1261
01:24:51,546 --> 01:24:55,380
- You're not gonna apologize?
- You apologize for calling the cops.
1262
01:24:55,584 --> 01:24:58,678
l didn't murder anybody.
l wanted to play a great show.
1263
01:24:58,887 --> 01:25:02,323
- l was this close.
- Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
1264
01:25:02,524 --> 01:25:06,187
Would you both just cut it out
for one second?
1265
01:25:12,968 --> 01:25:16,233
Look, l'm sorry, dude.
l was desperate.
1266
01:25:16,838 --> 01:25:19,272
lt was easy for you to give up music.
1267
01:25:19,474 --> 01:25:23,001
- lt ain't easy for me.
- lt wasn't easy for me.
1268
01:25:23,245 --> 01:25:24,610
l miss it.
1269
01:25:24,813 --> 01:25:26,906
Well, then why'd you give it up?
1270
01:25:27,115 --> 01:25:29,948
Because l couldn't keep
kidding myself anymore.
1271
01:25:30,152 --> 01:25:33,121
You can blame it all on bad luck,
but in the end,
1272
01:25:33,322 --> 01:25:35,688
maybe we just weren't that good.
1273
01:25:36,358 --> 01:25:38,724
Sometimes you gotta know
when to quit.
1274
01:25:39,161 --> 01:25:41,925
- Right, maybe l suck.
- That's not what l said.
1275
01:25:42,130 --> 01:25:45,964
Well, music is my life, man.
What do you want me to do?
1276
01:25:46,868 --> 01:25:50,065
l don't know, but...
1277
01:25:50,272 --> 01:25:52,638
...l think it's time you moved out.
1278
01:25:53,875 --> 01:25:55,399
Sorry.
1279
01:26:04,052 --> 01:26:09,149
- So his name wasn't Mr. Schneebly?
- No, it was, like, Dewey something.
1280
01:26:10,158 --> 01:26:11,625
What about the project?
1281
01:26:11,827 --> 01:26:14,227
Wake up, Marco,
there was no project.
1282
01:26:14,429 --> 01:26:17,489
He wanted us to play a show
so we could make money.
1283
01:26:17,699 --> 01:26:19,894
l can't believe we weren't graded.
1284
01:26:20,102 --> 01:26:22,969
Why are you bummed?
We had a three-week vacation.
1285
01:26:23,338 --> 01:26:26,364
lt was a waste of time,
but it was better than school.
1286
01:26:26,575 --> 01:26:30,705
- lt was not a waste of time.
- Yeah, that's what it was.
1287
01:26:30,912 --> 01:26:32,573
- You're an idiot.
- Shut up.
1288
01:26:32,781 --> 01:26:34,874
- No, you shut up.
- You want to go?
1289
01:26:35,083 --> 01:26:38,018
Touch him, l'll shove those sticks
down your throat.
1290
01:26:38,220 --> 01:26:42,919
Mr. S was cool. We worked too long
and too hard not to play the show.
1291
01:26:43,358 --> 01:26:45,383
OK, so what are
we supposed to do?
1292
01:26:45,594 --> 01:26:47,960
We get out of here
and play the damn show.
1293
01:26:48,163 --> 01:26:51,360
How could you let our kids
be exposed to this impostor?
1294
01:26:51,566 --> 01:26:55,730
- Do you just let anyone teach here?
- l pay $1 5,000...
1295
01:26:55,937 --> 01:27:00,237
Let me assure you that nothing
is more important to us
1296
01:27:00,442 --> 01:27:04,572
than for you to feel your children
are in a safe and secure environment.
1297
01:27:17,259 --> 01:27:19,887
- OK, we're all here.
- Where's Mr. Schneebly?
1298
01:27:20,095 --> 01:27:23,587
He didn't tell you? He's at home.
We need to pick him up.
1299
01:27:23,799 --> 01:27:25,357
Let's go, hurry.
1300
01:27:31,506 --> 01:27:36,068
Excuse me.
Just one second, please.
1301
01:27:36,278 --> 01:27:39,213
- Excuse me.
- Wait a minute. Where are you going?
1302
01:27:39,414 --> 01:27:44,147
- We want some answers, now!
- Just one second!
1303
01:27:59,334 --> 01:28:04,294
Where did they go?
Help! Children?
1304
01:28:06,808 --> 01:28:08,400
Wake up.
1305
01:28:16,485 --> 01:28:20,421
- How'd you guys get in here?
- Front door was open.
1306
01:28:21,356 --> 01:28:22,948
Why aren't you in school?
1307
01:28:23,158 --> 01:28:25,683
We did what you said.
We stuck it to The Man.
1308
01:28:25,894 --> 01:28:29,261
Forget about what l told you.
Look, l'm a loser, OK?
1309
01:28:29,498 --> 01:28:33,298
You listen to my advice,
you'll end up like me, with nothing.
1310
01:28:33,869 --> 01:28:37,305
Come on, man, quit goofing around.
This is serious business.
1311
01:28:37,506 --> 01:28:40,669
We're on a mission. One great show
can change the world.
1312
01:28:43,545 --> 01:28:45,479
Look out the window.
1313
01:28:52,587 --> 01:28:55,988
- Mr. S! Come down!
- Come on!
1314
01:28:56,191 --> 01:29:00,491
No way. That is so punk rock.
1315
01:29:03,598 --> 01:29:07,830
The dining-room table seats 1 4,
with no inserts...
1316
01:29:13,708 --> 01:29:17,838
- What's going on?
- We've got some rocking to do.
1317
01:29:29,891 --> 01:29:31,620
- Yes!
- All right.
1318
01:29:31,826 --> 01:29:34,818
- Hi, Mr. Schneebly.
- How's it going?
1319
01:29:36,865 --> 01:29:42,064
You guys, all l can say is,
let's rock.
1320
01:29:44,272 --> 01:29:49,539
One more thing.
l want to say l'm sorry...
1321
01:29:49,744 --> 01:29:52,008
...that l used you guys.
1322
01:29:54,115 --> 01:29:56,049
l'm sorry l lied.
1323
01:29:56,318 --> 01:29:58,946
- lt's not cool to lie to your band.
- Come on.
1324
01:29:59,154 --> 01:30:02,248
We'll be late. There's no time
for apologies. Let's go!
1325
01:30:02,457 --> 01:30:04,015
All right. Let's go.
1326
01:30:05,160 --> 01:30:07,822
- Where are you going?
- l'm going to the show.
1327
01:30:08,029 --> 01:30:10,259
- You want to go?
- Yeah, l want to go.
1328
01:30:10,465 --> 01:30:13,434
- You're serious?
- l don't want to miss this, Patty.
1329
01:30:13,635 --> 01:30:16,729
Unbelievable. After everything
he's done to you?
1330
01:30:16,938 --> 01:30:20,499
That is so typical Ned. When will you
stop being a pushover?
1331
01:30:20,709 --> 01:30:24,236
When are you finally gonna start
sticking up for yourself?
1332
01:30:29,284 --> 01:30:31,013
Excuse me.
1333
01:30:32,254 --> 01:30:34,552
Excuse me.
1334
01:30:34,756 --> 01:30:39,489
l've just been informed
that all of your children are missing.
1335
01:30:40,095 --> 01:30:42,620
- So...
- What?
1336
01:31:03,218 --> 01:31:04,742
- Hey.
- Can l help you?
1337
01:31:04,953 --> 01:31:07,285
We're competing.
We're the School of Rock.
1338
01:31:07,489 --> 01:31:10,083
- You and the kids?
- We're the band and crew.
1339
01:31:10,292 --> 01:31:12,385
- You'd better get in here.
- Come on.
1340
01:31:12,594 --> 01:31:15,062
- We're here.
- You're late. You're up next.
1341
01:31:15,263 --> 01:31:18,755
- OK, we'll be ready. Come on.
- Zack, check this out.
1342
01:31:18,967 --> 01:31:24,496
- Whoa, it's awesome.
- Tears l can find on my own
1343
01:31:26,141 --> 01:31:30,737
l'll take you there
1344
01:31:30,945 --> 01:31:32,845
l'll never...
1345
01:31:33,148 --> 01:31:37,710
Don't listen to those hacks. Come on.
Band meeting. Now. Gather round.
1346
01:31:37,919 --> 01:31:40,683
All right. Frankie, how's security?
1347
01:31:40,889 --> 01:31:42,914
- We're set.
- What about the lights?
1348
01:31:43,124 --> 01:31:45,684
Light board's up in the balcony.
l'll patch it up.
1349
01:31:45,894 --> 01:31:47,486
Billy, how's beautification?
1350
01:31:47,696 --> 01:31:50,426
- Are you kidding?
- OK, listen up, you guys,
1351
01:31:50,632 --> 01:31:53,965
we only have one song to let
these guys know who we are.
1352
01:31:54,169 --> 01:31:57,138
- So l think we should play Zack's.
- But why?
1353
01:31:57,339 --> 01:31:59,500
- l mean, really?
- Yes.
1354
01:31:59,808 --> 01:32:02,208
The thing is, you guys,
l ain't that good.
1355
01:32:02,410 --> 01:32:06,369
l'm not. l can admit it. But you're 1 0,
and you're better than me.
1356
01:32:06,581 --> 01:32:09,106
Your song rocks harder,
so let's play it.
1357
01:32:09,317 --> 01:32:12,081
But you know what?
That's just one guy's opinion.
1358
01:32:12,287 --> 01:32:15,415
This ain't my band, it's our band.
We all have a say.
1359
01:32:15,623 --> 01:32:19,559
We haven't practiced that one
as much. l mean, we might not win.
1360
01:32:19,761 --> 01:32:23,891
Hey, we didn't come here to win.
We came here to play one great show.
1361
01:32:24,099 --> 01:32:27,227
And on Zack's song,
you guys really rock.
1362
01:32:28,036 --> 01:32:31,005
You know my vote,
who else is with me?
1363
01:32:31,406 --> 01:32:33,397
All right, let's pray.
1364
01:32:33,608 --> 01:32:38,511
God of rock, thank you
for this chance to kick ass.
1365
01:32:38,713 --> 01:32:41,876
We are your humble servants.
Please give us the power
1366
01:32:42,083 --> 01:32:44,711
to blow minds with
our high-voltage rock.
1367
01:32:44,919 --> 01:32:48,286
- ln your name, we pray. Amen.
- Amen.
1368
01:32:48,490 --> 01:32:51,084
Now let's get out there
and melt some faces!
1369
01:32:51,292 --> 01:32:53,453
- Yeah!
- Go get ready.
1370
01:32:53,661 --> 01:32:56,858
- You gotta sing it.
- Are you sure? lt's your song.
1371
01:32:57,198 --> 01:33:00,429
- Yeah, it's cool, l'm no singer.
- OK, l'll sing it.
1372
01:33:00,869 --> 01:33:02,734
- Yeah?
- What about the lights?
1373
01:33:02,937 --> 01:33:04,962
All the cues are to the other song.
1374
01:33:05,173 --> 01:33:08,609
You're just gonna have to feel it.
You gotta improvise.
1375
01:33:08,810 --> 01:33:11,973
You know this song,
l know you can do it.
1376
01:33:12,380 --> 01:33:14,814
- OK.
- Go. Run like the wind!
1377
01:33:15,016 --> 01:33:17,348
- Hey.
- What's this?
1378
01:33:17,552 --> 01:33:21,716
You wanted to go with the uniform,
so put it on. Quick.
1379
01:33:24,626 --> 01:33:30,223
Hear my heartsick, hungry cry
1380
01:33:31,866 --> 01:33:34,198
l'm heartsick
1381
01:33:34,402 --> 01:33:36,666
So heal me
1382
01:33:36,871 --> 01:33:39,203
l'm heartsick
1383
01:33:39,407 --> 01:33:44,902
l'm hungry
Thought l could survive on you
1384
01:33:45,113 --> 01:33:50,107
Hear my heartsick, hungry cry
1385
01:33:52,620 --> 01:33:54,110
- Slow down.
- My son is...
1386
01:33:54,322 --> 01:33:57,257
- Where's your ticket?
- My son's in there, he's 1 0.
1387
01:33:57,459 --> 01:34:00,155
You're not going in without a ticket.
1388
01:34:00,361 --> 01:34:03,524
- We're not here for the show.
- We have a situation.
1389
01:34:03,731 --> 01:34:06,598
l'm Rosalie Mullins.
l'm principal of Horace Green.
1390
01:34:06,801 --> 01:34:08,792
We had a field trip that went awry.
1391
01:34:09,003 --> 01:34:12,097
Some lunatic kidnapped our kids.
Our kids are in there.
1392
01:34:12,307 --> 01:34:15,242
You're breaking my heart.
There's the ticket table.
1393
01:34:15,443 --> 01:34:18,674
- Maybe we should just get tickets.
- Let's get tickets!
1394
01:34:19,047 --> 01:34:20,981
- Excuse me.
- My child's up there.
1395
01:34:21,182 --> 01:34:23,548
Excuse me, please,
our kids are in here.
1396
01:34:23,751 --> 01:34:26,185
Excuse me, please.
Excuse me.
1397
01:34:26,387 --> 01:34:27,945
- Quit pushing!
- Excuse me.
1398
01:34:28,156 --> 01:34:30,920
- Excuse me.
- Hey, stop it.
1399
01:34:34,262 --> 01:34:37,254
Hey. What's up?
1400
01:34:38,233 --> 01:34:39,461
Come on!
1401
01:34:39,667 --> 01:34:41,191
We're the School of Rock.
1402
01:34:41,402 --> 01:34:45,736
And this song was written
by our own Zack Mooneyham.
1403
01:35:22,610 --> 01:35:25,545
Baby, we was making straight A's
1404
01:35:26,714 --> 01:35:30,115
But we were stuck in a dumb daze
1405
01:35:30,318 --> 01:35:34,118
Don't take much
To memorize your lies
1406
01:35:34,322 --> 01:35:36,654
l feel like l've been hypnoticized
1407
01:35:36,858 --> 01:35:40,658
And then that magic man
He come to town
1408
01:35:41,129 --> 01:35:43,597
He done spun my head around
1409
01:35:43,798 --> 01:35:47,393
He said, ''Recess is in session
Two and two make five''
1410
01:35:48,202 --> 01:35:50,432
And now, baby, oh, l'm alive
1411
01:35:51,139 --> 01:35:54,233
Oh, yeah
l am alive
1412
01:35:54,442 --> 01:35:58,208
And if you wanna be
The teacher's pet
1413
01:35:58,413 --> 01:36:01,576
Well, baby, you just better forget it
1414
01:36:02,150 --> 01:36:05,677
Rock got no reason
Rock got no rhyme
1415
01:36:05,887 --> 01:36:09,345
You better get me
To school on time
1416
01:36:09,557 --> 01:36:10,785
Oh, yeah
1417
01:36:10,992 --> 01:36:12,721
Yeah
1418
01:36:26,140 --> 01:36:30,634
Oh, you know l was on the honor roll
1419
01:36:30,845 --> 01:36:33,837
Got good grades
Ain't got no soul
1420
01:36:34,415 --> 01:36:37,873
Raise my hand before
l can speak my mind
1421
01:36:38,086 --> 01:36:40,554
l've been biting my tongue
Too many times
1422
01:36:40,755 --> 01:36:44,247
And then that magic man
Took you away
1423
01:36:44,459 --> 01:36:45,790
Do what magic man do
1424
01:36:45,994 --> 01:36:48,224
- Not what magic man say
- Say what?
1425
01:36:48,429 --> 01:36:51,626
Now, can l please have
the attention of the class?
1426
01:36:52,800 --> 01:36:55,769
Today's assignment:
1427
01:36:57,372 --> 01:36:58,600
Kick some ass!
1428
01:36:58,806 --> 01:37:01,900
And if you wanna be
The teacher's pet
1429
01:37:02,110 --> 01:37:05,477
Well, baby, you just better forget it
1430
01:37:05,813 --> 01:37:08,941
Rock got no reason
Rock got no rhyme
1431
01:37:09,617 --> 01:37:12,211
You better get me
To school on time
1432
01:37:12,420 --> 01:37:15,912
And if you wanna be
The teacher's pet
1433
01:37:16,124 --> 01:37:19,582
Well, baby, you just better forget it
1434
01:37:19,794 --> 01:37:23,321
Rock got no reason
Rock got no rhyme
1435
01:37:23,531 --> 01:37:27,433
You better get me
To school on time
1436
01:37:28,002 --> 01:37:29,230
Oh, yeah
1437
01:37:36,944 --> 01:37:39,071
Oh, yeah
1438
01:37:53,161 --> 01:37:55,425
This is my final exam
1439
01:37:56,698 --> 01:37:58,689
Now y'all know who l am
1440
01:37:59,133 --> 01:38:02,034
l might not be that perfect son
1441
01:38:02,503 --> 01:38:04,994
But y'all be rocking when l'm done
1442
01:38:18,586 --> 01:38:20,952
Your son is very skilled.
1443
01:38:21,155 --> 01:38:23,055
Thanks. So's yours.
1444
01:38:44,412 --> 01:38:46,141
Take me back!
1445
01:38:49,250 --> 01:38:52,515
All right. Yeah!
1446
01:38:54,555 --> 01:38:55,783
Yeah!
1447
01:39:04,132 --> 01:39:05,793
Let's go!
1448
01:39:11,672 --> 01:39:12,969
School of Rock!
1449
01:39:17,578 --> 01:39:20,513
To get in, you gotta be
in a band or have a pass.
1450
01:39:20,715 --> 01:39:23,047
l am principal of the school's band.
1451
01:39:23,251 --> 01:39:24,878
- Oh, right on.
- All right?
1452
01:39:25,086 --> 01:39:28,180
All right? All right? All right?
1453
01:39:28,523 --> 01:39:32,721
That was incredible!
That was incredible.
1454
01:39:32,927 --> 01:39:37,261
Oh, my gosh, the lights
and the guitar solos...
1455
01:39:37,465 --> 01:39:40,059
- Was it really you playing?
- You're not mad?
1456
01:39:40,268 --> 01:39:42,702
Mad? l'm furious!
1457
01:39:42,904 --> 01:39:46,169
l'm horrified, but it was incredible.
lt was so great.
1458
01:39:46,374 --> 01:39:49,775
You guys were so great,
l can't believe it.
1459
01:39:49,977 --> 01:39:53,469
Dude! You did it, man!
Those lights were awesome!
1460
01:39:53,681 --> 01:39:55,273
They were awesome.
1461
01:39:55,483 --> 01:39:57,314
- They're incredible.
- Amazing.
1462
01:39:57,518 --> 01:39:59,383
- Who's the manager?
- l am.
1463
01:39:59,587 --> 01:40:02,488
Summer Hathaway. Nice to meet you.
1464
01:40:02,757 --> 01:40:04,281
Nice to meet you.
1465
01:40:04,492 --> 01:40:06,221
Hey, wait. Come here, guys.
1466
01:40:06,427 --> 01:40:08,657
- You guys rock. How old are you?
- Ten.
1467
01:40:08,863 --> 01:40:11,388
Ten? No way, dude.
How long you been playing?
1468
01:40:11,599 --> 01:40:14,693
Three years. l used to play classical,
now l play rock.
1469
01:40:14,902 --> 01:40:16,836
Hey, you in a band?
1470
01:40:17,939 --> 01:40:20,464
No. No.
1471
01:40:20,708 --> 01:40:25,907
No, l am the principal of a school.
1472
01:40:26,280 --> 01:40:29,511
Yeah? Wow, that's cool.
1473
01:40:29,717 --> 01:40:32,117
- That's cool.
- Yes, yes, it is.
1474
01:40:32,320 --> 01:40:34,550
lt's very... lt's very cool.
1475
01:40:34,755 --> 01:40:37,417
- Yeah. lt is cool.
- Yes. lt is very cool.
1476
01:40:37,625 --> 01:40:39,217
- l like that.
- Do you? Yes.
1477
01:40:39,427 --> 01:40:41,418
- You're hot. You're so hot.
- What?
1478
01:40:41,629 --> 01:40:42,994
- l'm sorry.
- What?
1479
01:40:43,197 --> 01:40:44,596
Are you warm?
1480
01:40:48,536 --> 01:40:51,505
All right, guys, this is it,
the moment of truth.
1481
01:40:52,106 --> 01:40:55,633
The winner of this year's
Battle of the Bands competition...
1482
01:40:57,445 --> 01:41:00,278
...is No Vacancy!
1483
01:41:05,253 --> 01:41:07,744
No! Boo!
1484
01:41:07,955 --> 01:41:12,358
lt was a beauty contest. They didn't
listen to the music. Boo! No!
1485
01:41:12,560 --> 01:41:13,959
What?
1486
01:41:15,763 --> 01:41:17,128
Oh, no.
1487
01:41:17,331 --> 01:41:19,356
On behalf of
the Battle of the Bands,
1488
01:41:19,567 --> 01:41:24,595
l'd like to present this check
for $20,000 to No Vacancy.
1489
01:41:24,906 --> 01:41:27,966
Yeah! No Vacancy!
1490
01:41:28,175 --> 01:41:30,336
- No, School of Rock.
- School of Rock!
1491
01:41:30,544 --> 01:41:32,136
School of Rock!
1492
01:41:32,747 --> 01:41:33,975
School of Rock!
1493
01:41:34,482 --> 01:41:35,779
What's wrong?
1494
01:41:35,983 --> 01:41:38,816
What's wrong, Summer?
Didn't you hear? We lost.
1495
01:41:39,020 --> 01:41:41,784
Chill out, dude.
Rock isn't about getting an A.
1496
01:41:41,989 --> 01:41:45,948
- Sex Pistols never won anything.
- Don't let The Man get you down.
1497
01:41:46,160 --> 01:41:49,323
Dude, you gotta cheer up.
We played a kick-ass show.
1498
01:41:50,331 --> 01:41:51,889
We did, didn't we?
1499
01:41:52,099 --> 01:41:55,466
- lt was unbelievable, wasn't it?
- Yeah.
1500
01:41:55,670 --> 01:41:59,902
School of Rock! School of Rock!
School of Rock!
1501
01:42:00,207 --> 01:42:03,267
School of Rock!
School of Rock!
1502
01:42:03,477 --> 01:42:06,139
School of Rock!
School of Rock!
1503
01:42:06,347 --> 01:42:10,443
School of Rock! School of Rock!
School of Rock!
1504
01:42:10,651 --> 01:42:12,482
- What is that?
- School of Rock!
1505
01:42:12,687 --> 01:42:15,383
- School of Rock!
- lt's an encore.
1506
01:42:15,589 --> 01:42:19,116
They want us to go play another song.
lt's good! Go, you guys!
1507
01:42:19,327 --> 01:42:21,955
Wait, no. Just the band.
OK, everybody, go!
1508
01:42:34,575 --> 01:42:37,601
Thank you. Yes, we will play one more.
1509
01:43:01,268 --> 01:43:04,863
- Riding down the highway
- Riding down the highway
1510
01:43:05,072 --> 01:43:08,564
- Going to a show
- Going to a show
1511
01:43:08,776 --> 01:43:12,337
- Stopping on the byway
- Stopping on the byway
1512
01:43:12,546 --> 01:43:17,142
- Playing rock 'n' roll
- Playing rock 'n' roll
1513
01:43:22,189 --> 01:43:24,589
Bye, Mom. See you later.
1514
01:43:25,259 --> 01:43:29,491
l told you, as soon as l talk
to the band, l'll get back to you.
1515
01:43:29,697 --> 01:43:33,189
lf you're so desperate,
then quit low-balling us.
1516
01:43:40,608 --> 01:43:42,743
l tell you, people
lt's harder than it looks
1517
01:43:42,743 --> 01:43:43,175
l tell you, people
lt's harder than it looks
1518
01:43:43,377 --> 01:43:49,111
Because it's a long way to the top
lf you wanna rock 'n' roll
1519
01:43:50,451 --> 01:43:56,981
Yes, it's a long way to the top
lf you wanna rock 'n' roll
1520
01:43:58,626 --> 01:44:01,891
You think it's easy playing
One-night stands?
1521
01:44:02,096 --> 01:44:04,792
Well, try playing in
A rock 'n' roll band
1522
01:44:04,999 --> 01:44:10,596
lt's a long way to the top
lf you wanna rock 'n' roll
1523
01:44:12,106 --> 01:44:15,405
And that's a C.
All right? You got that?
1524
01:44:15,609 --> 01:44:18,203
Let's see. OK, Paola, let's see you.
1525
01:44:18,412 --> 01:44:21,939
Yeah, your fingers are...basically right.
1526
01:44:22,149 --> 01:44:24,481
DeShawn, what do you got?
All right, play.
1527
01:44:24,685 --> 01:44:28,086
Toby, you got it? Let's see.
Very good, you guys.
1528
01:44:28,589 --> 01:44:30,250
- Getting gray
- Getting gray
1529
01:44:30,458 --> 01:44:32,255
Getting ripped off
1530
01:44:32,460 --> 01:44:33,950
- Underpaid
- Underpaid
1531
01:44:34,161 --> 01:44:35,856
- Getting had
- Getting had
1532
01:44:36,063 --> 01:44:38,588
- Getting took
- Getting took
1533
01:44:38,799 --> 01:44:41,495
l tell you, people
lt's harder than it looks
1534
01:44:41,702 --> 01:44:47,538
Because it's a long way to the top
lf you wanna rock 'n' roll
1535
01:44:49,009 --> 01:44:52,069
All right, now take it down
nice and quiet.
1536
01:44:53,247 --> 01:44:56,080
The next thing l wanna hear...
1537
01:44:56,617 --> 01:45:01,452
...is a face-melting solo by
our own Zack Mooneyham. Go!
1538
01:45:01,655 --> 01:45:03,282
Here we go!
1539
01:45:16,971 --> 01:45:21,670
Dude, is my face OK?
l think you melted it off.
1540
01:45:22,443 --> 01:45:25,412
All right, now the next thing
l wanna hear...
1541
01:45:25,613 --> 01:45:30,312
The very next thing... l don't wanna
hear anything unless l hear...
1542
01:45:31,085 --> 01:45:37,285
...a gut-busting drum solo from Freddy.
Take it away!
1543
01:45:47,768 --> 01:45:53,070
lt's a long way to the top
lf you wanna rock 'n' roll
1544
01:45:54,408 --> 01:45:59,539
Yes, it's a long way to the top
lf you wanna rock 'n' roll
1545
01:45:59,747 --> 01:46:02,443
My gut got busted!
1546
01:46:03,050 --> 01:46:05,348
What did you do, Freddy?
1547
01:46:09,590 --> 01:46:14,721
Now l think it's time we heard
from a little somebody.
1548
01:46:16,797 --> 01:46:20,699
Lawrence on lead solo keyboard, go!
1549
01:46:35,082 --> 01:46:38,779
Long way to the top
lf you wanna rock 'n' roll
1550
01:46:38,986 --> 01:46:41,887
All right, slow it up.
Listen up, you guys.
1551
01:46:42,089 --> 01:46:43,613
Here's what l need.
1552
01:46:43,824 --> 01:46:47,726
l need you girls to repeat after me:
1553
01:47:00,674 --> 01:47:02,073
All right.
1554
01:47:02,276 --> 01:47:04,574
Now the first test is over.
1555
01:47:04,778 --> 01:47:11,013
l'm gonna need Alicia to give me a
two-second vocal solo. Here it comes.
1556
01:47:11,218 --> 01:47:16,850
Because it's a long way to the top
lf you wanna rock 'n' roll
1557
01:47:17,591 --> 01:47:21,527
Don't Bogart the mike, Alicia.
That was beautiful, but now it's time.
1558
01:47:21,729 --> 01:47:24,220
Come on, Tomika, melt it.
1559
01:47:31,105 --> 01:47:33,130
That was tasty.
1560
01:47:33,340 --> 01:47:36,400
Marta, blow my brains out. Go.
1561
01:47:36,610 --> 01:47:40,205
- The movie is over
- Movie's really over
1562
01:47:40,414 --> 01:47:43,747
- But we're still on-screen
- But we're still on-screen
1563
01:47:43,951 --> 01:47:47,148
- Everybody's rocking
- Everybody's rocking
1564
01:47:47,354 --> 01:47:51,688
- And we came from Horace Green?
- We came from Horace Green
1565
01:47:54,495 --> 01:47:57,692
lt's time for my solo
1566
01:48:10,644 --> 01:48:14,171
- Movie's almost over
- Movie's almost over
1567
01:48:14,381 --> 01:48:17,782
- Credits got to roll
- Credits got to roll
1568
01:48:17,985 --> 01:48:21,512
- Look at that name there
- Look at that name there
1569
01:48:21,722 --> 01:48:24,850
- l do not know that guy
- l do not know that guy
1570
01:48:25,059 --> 01:48:26,458
Say, get out now
1571
01:48:26,660 --> 01:48:28,150
- Getting out
- Getting out
1572
01:48:28,362 --> 01:48:30,387
- lt's time to go now
- Time to go
1573
01:48:30,597 --> 01:48:32,861
Other people gotta come
For the next show
1574
01:48:33,067 --> 01:48:34,557
You're getting in the way
1575
01:48:34,768 --> 01:48:38,829
The cleaning guy is coming to
Clean up the sticky stuff on the floor
1576
01:48:39,239 --> 01:48:46,168
lt's a long way to the top
lf you want to rock 'n' roll
1577
01:48:46,380 --> 01:48:50,874
Yes, it's a long way to the top
lf you wanna rock 'n' roll
1578
01:48:51,085 --> 01:48:53,781
All right, that's it.
Stop, you guys, stop.
1579
01:48:54,888 --> 01:48:58,449
Seriously, you guys.
All right, take five.
1580
01:49:00,361 --> 01:49:01,988
Take five.
1581
01:49:02,796 --> 01:49:04,457
You wanna go? All right.
1582
01:49:04,665 --> 01:49:07,190
- That was a good class.
- l'll see you, man.