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卡瑪拉克汗！

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（前情提要）

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即是不去復仇者博覽會？

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在全年最盛大的粉絲活動中

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有嘉露丹弗斯扮演大賽

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我套衫近乎完美，只差最後的配飾

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好型，是婆婆的？

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那是垃圾

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你班老師話你成日亂畫

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留在自己的幻想小天地

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其實不會由澤西城的啡皮膚少女
拯救世界

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有個活動叫復仇者博覽會

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向當代最偉大英雄致敬

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你想去派對？是在開玩笑？

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你看看

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復仇者博覽會的少女

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-未見過那種能力
-帶她來

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你想在這世上充當什麼角色？

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我見過沉迷幻想的人有什麼下場

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你是卡瑪拉克汗

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你想拯救世界？
你就會拯救到世界

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宇宙級

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點呀？

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嘿！

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-早晨，卡梅拉
-早晨

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幾年前就想話你知

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我個名讀做「卡瑪拉」

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-點呀？
-嘿！

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老友！借過，謝謝

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我鍾意無線耳機

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因為要一齊聽不必企正對方隔籬

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我愛你們！我撐你們！

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最喜歡的情侶，對！

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對不起！

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不要緊

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抱歉，我要看看

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你傳來的片只有粉色閃光
我什麼都看不到

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你看不到？我嘗試縮細、飛行

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與蟻溝通，全不成功

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你怎會覺得有蟻俠的能力？

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因為我們都有魅力，外表比實際年輕

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好癲

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大家說我該直播那一切

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但我其實只想活在當下

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聽講蘇兒的追隨者
在週末增至原來的4倍

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畢竟她親身接觸到超級英雄

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大家自然感興趣

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我懷疑那是因為她知道

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我可以承受到

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老友，試想像救她的人
會有幾多追隨者

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我覺得保持秘密身份總有道理

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成百萬追隨者喎？

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妙，求你給我看？

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好！食完晏去劇場

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-為何彈彈吓？
-蘇兒變了名人

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-噁心
-一切來得太快

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前一刻我在擺甫士影相

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然後突然周圍在尖叫

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我被摔落地

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然後有道美麗白光湧到我身上

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我感到平靜，我知我安全了

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又有超級英雄惹出禍
她卻坐在那裡

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吹噓如何被山寨版
Marvel 隊長打救

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多謝

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-吓？
-多謝，對

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多謝！終於有人講出口

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老友，蘇兒只會嘈喧巴閉

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好，冷靜

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那究竟是誰？

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夜光俠

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對，夜光俠

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但她十分低調的…

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總之這是人生轉捩點

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所以我決定週五開派對

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讚嘆人生無常

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也慶祝追隨者過50萬

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但主要是讚嘆人生無常

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她要讚嘆人生無常

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對，我們絕不去那派對

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你是新來的4年級生吧？

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-卡姆蘭
-對

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我週五開派對，你該來

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好，聽落認真有趣

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-對
-謝謝

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-掂！我將詳情私訊給你
-好

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我們該去那派對

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吓？

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-我不想去蘇兒那裡
-會好玩

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哇！那樣…

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好神奇

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覺得怎樣？

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彷彿想法化成真實

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我估不包括超強體能

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對，或者我該更努力健身

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我救了你

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因為本來你幾乎殺了我

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好，或者我要訓練技巧

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沒有超強體能，只有這種能力

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（CIRCLE Q 便利店）

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看來能力不是源自手鈪

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是源自你

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似乎手鈪解封了你超人類的部份

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我是聖域人之類？

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-我和托爾有親？
-我從未講過

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-般奴！
-或者？

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謝謝，老友

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中！

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你覺得看來是文字？

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好難讀

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似阿拉伯或烏爾都語？我不清楚

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好，先專注於清楚的事

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你發出會變硬的光

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不如就叫「硬化光」

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創先河

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好！捉實

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求你放開我

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你要放開我

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好！

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次次都是這兩人遲到

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你玩我？

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借過

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再影過，好醜

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-標註「清真寺生活」
-或「真主之道」

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-喂！
-搞錯！

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寺內不得玩 Snapchat

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是 IG！

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他們真的該修好這地方

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不，是該修好我們這區

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看！男人區新淨光鮮

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每日行善…

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我們地氊下有黴菌，牆壁又剝落

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不能每次甩批盪都貼海報遮住

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姊妹們，請勿在我授課時交談

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抱歉，阿布杜拉教長

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看不見你，好難集中精神

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卡瑪拉姊妹，好高興你今日出席

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間隔和側門

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是為了令大家保持謙卑、莊重

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卡瑪拉姊妹，謝謝你

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提醒大家，發聲分享意見好重要

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但在我授課時未必好

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提多一件事

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本寺的執委會選舉仍接受提名

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天呀！阿娜，你該參選

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你發傻？

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你覺得我似90歲老公公？

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-有時…
-不

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-只是…
-收聲，我憎你

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搞錯！卡瑪拉，有人偷了我對鞋！

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我新買的 Versace

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清真寺偷鞋賊又出手了

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那是第22對被偷的鞋

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那班大叔全部懶理

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或者執委會有女人真的會帶來改變

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對

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等等，算了！拉希德叔叔都參選

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顯然大家都喜歡他

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-你認真？
-對

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拉希德比不上你，寶貝

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你就是變革，變革要來了
變革就是她，各位

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你知嘛？或者我會參選

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好

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-你做我的競選經理
-吓？

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我來幫你

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嗨！謝謝

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好

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十分對不起，我偷走出去

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卡瑪拉，我知你正在長大

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但我要你安全

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那最重要

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我知

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還有我知現在
絕非提出要求的時機，但…

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卡瑪拉克汗

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如果你要去「復仇者博覽會2」之類…

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不…

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今晚蘇兒約人到她家

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般奴、娜吉雅都去
我會在9點回到家

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求你准我去？

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好

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但今次你要由正門回來

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謝謝

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娜吉雅！

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歡迎參加派對

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嗨！歡迎，米格爾到處亂走

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點呀？

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要飲嗎？

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-不，我…
-有酒精嗎？

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不，只有橙汁

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老友，為何那樣做？

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-搞錯，老友
-再加些伏特加

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我想走了，夾錢叫 Uber？

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不能這樣

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大家到齊，連我們也是

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我醉了？

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等等，那是誰？

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-跳啦！
-他是笨蛋？

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喂！不要跳，老友！

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-天呀！
-跳啦！

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我該出手？

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-你要怎樣做？
-不知道

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-什麼意思？
-攞命！

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「真主之意」

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不好意思

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是

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你踩住我件衫

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-抱歉
-不要緊

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你個肚落水先，一定好痛

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我估沒有，完全不覺痛

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-我是卡姆蘭
-娜吉雅

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卡瑪拉，我是卡瑪拉！

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警察！大家散水！

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我父母會殺了我！

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那邊走不到，我不能坐監

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各位，我有車！大家跟我走

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你叔叔架車好型，我鍾意這隻色

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謝謝

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黑色

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你鍾意可以搵日借它去兜風

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-真的？
-對

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-不能，她考不到牌
-老友

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咩喎？她的確是
你退後撞車，記得？

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是！謝謝，般奴！我幾乎忘了

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不要緊，我最初都考不到

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-等等，是「甜品店男孩」？
-對

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真好，你都喜歡這類東西

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你喜歡看波里活電影之類？

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好明顯

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但只看《愛情騙局》那類一流好片

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你鍾意《愛情騙局》不出奇

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那是沙魯克汗最佳作品

231
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我知，主流意見
是《漂洋過海愛上你》

232
00:15:03,041 --> 00:15:05,458
《漂洋過海愛上你》，當然了

233
00:15:11,125 --> 00:15:12,416
我鍾意《愛情騙局》

234
00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:14,500
-是嗎？
-是

235
00:15:14,583 --> 00:15:17,583
好，我估不到你看過

236
00:15:17,666 --> 00:15:21,250
是好片，我早幾年看的
十分有趣

237
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對

238
00:15:39,666 --> 00:15:42,666
等等，手機給我

239
00:15:46,083 --> 00:15:50,291
假如你想搵人教車，這是我的號碼

240
00:15:50,791 --> 00:15:52,666
發短訊或打給我

241
00:15:53,541 --> 00:15:54,916
隨你喜歡

242
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:58,625
總之確保我也能記錄你的號碼

243
00:16:00,833 --> 00:16:02,083
好高興認識大家

244
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:06,583
米格爾、保羅、娜吉雅、拜仁

245
00:16:07,875 --> 00:16:09,083
再見

246
00:16:14,166 --> 00:16:15,291
拜仁

247
00:16:15,416 --> 00:16:18,875
-他知我不是叫拜仁
-拜仁發火了？為何？

248
00:16:18,958 --> 00:16:20,583
他知我不是叫拜仁

249
00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:10,666
-在蘇兒家玩得怎樣？
-美妙

250
00:17:28,916 --> 00:17:31,208
（卡姆蘭：週一開始上堂？）

251
00:17:34,666 --> 00:17:36,666
（好到極！）

252
00:18:01,416 --> 00:18:04,041
用6星期教古羅馬、古希臘

253
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:07,291
但6分鐘講完古波斯和拜占庭

254
00:18:08,083 --> 00:18:11,166
我會話，歷史由壓迫者寫成

255
00:18:11,541 --> 00:18:12,541
喂？

256
00:18:15,583 --> 00:18:17,958
小卡？你還好？

257
00:18:21,708 --> 00:18:23,291
我都有衛生巾

258
00:18:24,375 --> 00:18:26,958
我知棉條可能令你媽咪發狂

259
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,250
我搞得掂

260
00:18:32,375 --> 00:18:33,541
你肯定？

261
00:18:34,208 --> 00:18:35,708
你聽落不太掂

262
00:18:36,791 --> 00:18:39,916
這幾日你幾古怪

263
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,083
你知你什麼都可以告訴我吧？

264
00:18:56,041 --> 00:18:58,666
一切在極速變化，阿娜

265
00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:03,833
我覺得跟不上
我知幾戇居，但…

266
00:19:03,916 --> 00:19:05,208
你講笑？

267
00:19:05,291 --> 00:19:07,333
戴頭巾又著流行女裝

268
00:19:07,416 --> 00:19:10,125
我爸媽不再和我有眼神接觸了

269
00:19:13,166 --> 00:19:15,166
為何你能表現得那麼輕鬆？

270
00:19:17,083 --> 00:19:18,250
輕鬆？

271
00:19:18,833 --> 00:19:21,083
絕不輕鬆

272
00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:29,291
成世都有人覺得我太白種人
有人覺得我太少數民族

273
00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:34,125
一直都極不自在、難受
兩頭不到岸

274
00:19:35,125 --> 00:19:39,750
我最初做這身打扮
是希望令某些人收聲

275
00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:46,000
但後來總算發現
其實我不必向人證明任何事

276
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,291
這身打扮令我自在

277
00:19:50,375 --> 00:19:51,875
覺得我做人有意義

278
00:19:52,916 --> 00:19:56,250
大概那就是我參選
清真寺執委會的原因

279
00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:01,208
而記住，當初是你說服我參選的

280
00:20:01,291 --> 00:20:02,708
我愛你

281
00:20:03,083 --> 00:20:04,708
我都愛你

282
00:20:07,208 --> 00:20:10,333
我有些東西給你
跟卡姆蘭學車時用

283
00:20:12,416 --> 00:20:14,250
第一件，好可愛

284
00:20:15,125 --> 00:20:16,583
還有…

285
00:20:18,458 --> 00:20:19,541
這些

286
00:20:21,250 --> 00:20:23,083
我的夢想全都成真了

287
00:20:27,583 --> 00:20:30,708
-嗨！
-你好！般奴，請坐

288
00:20:32,625 --> 00:20:34,583
-嗨！你好嗎？
-嘿！

289
00:20:34,666 --> 00:20:35,833
好

290
00:20:37,583 --> 00:20:39,250
你坐穩了？

291
00:20:40,750 --> 00:20:42,125
-是
-是…

292
00:20:45,208 --> 00:20:46,291
你獲取錄了！

293
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,000
什麼？

294
00:20:48,083 --> 00:20:51,875
加州理工提前體驗計劃
你獲取錄了！

295
00:20:51,958 --> 00:20:54,208
你下個學期會在加州理工過

296
00:20:54,291 --> 00:20:57,041
在宿舍、校園、實驗室

297
00:20:57,125 --> 00:20:59,083
-聽落好貴
-不

298
00:20:59,166 --> 00:21:02,000
一切免費，有全額津貼

299
00:21:02,083 --> 00:21:04,083
膳食…一切

300
00:21:04,166 --> 00:21:05,333
正到極

301
00:21:06,875 --> 00:21:08,291
我不知該說什麼

302
00:21:09,875 --> 00:21:11,375
你說「好」

303
00:21:13,041 --> 00:21:16,708
-我可以考慮嗎？
-好，般奴

304
00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:21,125
你有看過電影？

305
00:21:22,416 --> 00:21:24,166
有，我看過電影

306
00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:26,541
好，你知總有場戲是

307
00:21:26,625 --> 00:21:29,750
某人出現，對主角說

308
00:21:29,833 --> 00:21:31,833
「你會成為絕地武士」？

309
00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:33,750
或者…

310
00:21:33,833 --> 00:21:38,916
「你想幫要求多卻無比有型的
雜誌主編接電話？」

311
00:21:40,416 --> 00:21:42,208
是，對

312
00:21:43,125 --> 00:21:45,291
就是這刻了

313
00:21:45,375 --> 00:21:47,750
你正經歷那種事

314
00:21:47,833 --> 00:21:51,083
你是主角，我是梅麗史翠普

315
00:21:52,541 --> 00:21:54,083
你一定要做

316
00:21:55,666 --> 00:21:57,791
但它在加州

317
00:22:28,291 --> 00:22:29,333
嘿！

318
00:22:29,416 --> 00:22:31,166
-嘿！落堂後不見你
-嗨！

319
00:22:31,250 --> 00:22:32,541
-是
-你還好？

320
00:22:32,833 --> 00:22:34,500
好，我想今日

321
00:22:34,583 --> 00:22:36,958
我們訓練你的平衡和集中力

322
00:22:37,041 --> 00:22:39,666
然後我有事想和你談

323
00:22:39,750 --> 00:22:41,666
我今日不能訓練

324
00:22:42,041 --> 00:22:43,625
吓？為什麼？

325
00:22:49,333 --> 00:22:51,333
但我有件事想問你

326
00:22:51,416 --> 00:22:52,500
真的？

327
00:22:52,583 --> 00:22:55,708
是，我媽想知你要不要
陪我們過開齋節

328
00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:58,166
-又到開齋節了？
-對，小開齋節

329
00:22:58,708 --> 00:23:00,291
我知會好玩

330
00:23:00,375 --> 00:23:04,375
而且寺裡到處是多嘴的諸事精

331
00:23:04,458 --> 00:23:07,416
可能打探到它的事

332
00:23:08,458 --> 00:23:10,291
-對
-好

333
00:23:11,125 --> 00:23:12,666
之後見？

334
00:23:16,583 --> 00:23:18,125
-你好
-嗨！

335
00:23:18,541 --> 00:23:20,083
由你開車怎樣？

336
00:23:20,166 --> 00:23:21,791
-真的？
-對，認真的

337
00:23:22,541 --> 00:23:24,291
-你肯定？
-是

338
00:23:24,375 --> 00:23:27,791
下課後減壓，開車最好

339
00:23:33,750 --> 00:23:35,416
誰教你開車的？暴龍？

340
00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:38,000
-我自覺表現得幾好
-我都覺得

341
00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:40,500
但其他人未必同意

342
00:23:41,125 --> 00:23:43,083
（孟買香料）

343
00:23:43,208 --> 00:23:45,875
沙魯克汗未拍過爛片

344
00:23:45,958 --> 00:23:47,666
聽住，我只是說…

345
00:23:47,750 --> 00:23:49,458
你說那是他最爛的一部片

346
00:23:50,875 --> 00:23:53,416
首先，我以為在這裡可安心分享

347
00:23:53,958 --> 00:23:55,291
對吧？不是這樣

348
00:23:55,666 --> 00:23:57,125
其次

349
00:23:57,208 --> 00:24:00,041
不要說連你都好迷金戈

350
00:24:00,125 --> 00:24:03,416
我阿媽…我媽咪
她莫名其妙地迷戀他

351
00:24:03,500 --> 00:24:06,583
喂！我明「阿媽」的意思

352
00:24:06,708 --> 00:24:08,666
放心，我媽咪都一樣

353
00:24:08,750 --> 00:24:11,791
她仍然好鍾意老金戈

354
00:24:12,541 --> 00:24:14,333
-令人擔心
-非常

355
00:24:14,458 --> 00:24:15,458
對吧？

356
00:24:16,416 --> 00:24:18,250
一定是代溝

357
00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:20,958
我媽咪的興趣
有半數我都不明白

358
00:24:21,041 --> 00:24:22,875
你和你媽咪好親近？

359
00:24:22,958 --> 00:24:24,791
-真好
-對…

360
00:24:24,875 --> 00:24:26,375
一齊搬家好多次

361
00:24:26,458 --> 00:24:28,583
你現在來了這裡

362
00:24:28,666 --> 00:24:33,000
或者有日你會覺得
澤西城是你的家

363
00:24:35,750 --> 00:24:37,083
弊！

364
00:24:37,208 --> 00:24:39,666
好，為何我們要

365
00:24:41,375 --> 00:24:42,541
遮遮掩掩？

366
00:24:43,583 --> 00:24:46,833
我哥哥和他的未婚妻

367
00:24:46,916 --> 00:24:49,208
弊傢伙的原因？

368
00:24:49,333 --> 00:24:52,416
因為他會嚇傻

369
00:24:52,500 --> 00:24:54,375
-明白
-然後我會嚇傻

370
00:24:54,458 --> 00:24:55,666
我們不想那樣

371
00:24:55,750 --> 00:24:56,750
-不想
-不想

372
00:24:56,833 --> 00:24:58,125
不要嚇傻

373
00:24:58,208 --> 00:25:01,708
你安全，他大概隨時會走
我們等一下

374
00:25:02,208 --> 00:25:03,708
-好？
-好

375
00:25:08,916 --> 00:25:10,166
我估沒事了

376
00:25:13,833 --> 00:25:15,791
阿米爾、泰莎

377
00:25:15,916 --> 00:25:17,666
-卡瑪拉
-哥哥！

378
00:25:17,750 --> 00:25:18,833
妹妹！

379
00:25:19,958 --> 00:25:23,208
這是卡姆蘭，我們的表親

380
00:25:24,625 --> 00:25:25,708
我們的表親？

381
00:25:25,791 --> 00:25:28,375
-你和我的表親？
-對

382
00:25:29,083 --> 00:25:32,000
我是卓杜尼叔叔的侄兒

383
00:25:34,333 --> 00:25:35,666
姨丈外甥才對

384
00:25:36,166 --> 00:25:42,500
看他長得多大，似茁壯的向日葵

385
00:25:45,708 --> 00:25:48,750
卓杜尼叔叔來自巴基斯坦

386
00:25:48,833 --> 00:25:50,583
你怎會有英國口音？

387
00:25:51,666 --> 00:25:53,625
其實我在模仿

388
00:25:53,708 --> 00:25:56,541
我是《大英烤焗大賽》忠實粉絲

389
00:25:56,625 --> 00:25:59,416
我愛那節目，剛追看完
所以模仿一下

390
00:25:59,958 --> 00:26:01,958
老友！好似，你呃到我

391
00:26:02,333 --> 00:26:05,250
幸會，卡姆蘭表弟

392
00:26:06,166 --> 00:26:07,166
好，我們該走了

393
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,416
我對你有印象

394
00:26:09,500 --> 00:26:11,833
你看犯規的網站

395
00:26:11,916 --> 00:26:13,791
大家叫你「甜網卡姆蘭」

396
00:26:14,125 --> 00:26:16,000
今後會這樣叫你，好

397
00:26:16,083 --> 00:26:17,333
好

398
00:26:17,416 --> 00:26:20,166
-晚餐見，卡瑪拉
-好高興遇到你

399
00:26:21,333 --> 00:26:24,541
該開餐了吧？剛才好費力氣

400
00:26:26,041 --> 00:26:27,583
但那才是我們的阿米爾

401
00:26:28,291 --> 00:26:30,416
從不怕改變自己

402
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,625
例如，記得那時你工作的連鎖店…

403
00:26:33,708 --> 00:26:36,125
叫什麼？熱…

404
00:26:36,250 --> 00:26:38,125
-熱門…
-熱門話題

405
00:26:38,208 --> 00:26:39,416
-話題！
-熱門話題

406
00:26:39,500 --> 00:26:42,708
天呀！話我知你迷過哥德風

407
00:26:42,791 --> 00:26:45,541
-不是迷過哥德風
-是

408
00:26:45,625 --> 00:26:47,000
我只是常著黑色

409
00:26:47,083 --> 00:26:49,208
對，有好多帶刺的首飾

410
00:26:49,333 --> 00:26:51,458
-有個頸圈
-不是我的

411
00:26:51,541 --> 00:26:52,625
承認吧！

412
00:26:52,708 --> 00:26:53,625
你的確是

413
00:26:53,708 --> 00:26:55,750
之所以我們移民美國

414
00:26:55,833 --> 00:26:59,541
是為了讓孩子可實現任何夢想吧？

415
00:27:00,166 --> 00:27:01,791
-接近任何
-對

416
00:27:02,291 --> 00:27:04,708
你家族在卡拉奇住了好多年？

417
00:27:06,375 --> 00:27:11,333
我家族世世代代都住在卡拉奇

418
00:27:11,416 --> 00:27:15,250
穆妮芭一家是在「印巴分治」後
才搬去卡拉奇

419
00:27:15,333 --> 00:27:17,916
以前沒有巴基斯坦和孟加拉

420
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,541
只有一個大國家…印度

421
00:27:21,583 --> 00:27:25,458
-自從英國人…
-英國人一走了之，留低亂局

422
00:27:25,541 --> 00:27:28,833
好多人活得艱苦，之後是內戰

423
00:27:28,916 --> 00:27:32,291
每個巴基斯坦家庭
都有關於「印巴分治」的故事

424
00:27:32,375 --> 00:27:33,375
全都不太好

425
00:27:33,458 --> 00:27:36,791
夠了，今日不是來談「印巴分治」

426
00:27:36,875 --> 00:27:39,416
是為了慶祝，尤瑟夫

427
00:27:45,541 --> 00:27:46,708
嘿！

428
00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:52,291
穆妮芭的家有個故事
發生在「印巴分治」時

429
00:27:52,375 --> 00:27:55,708
他們要趕上最後一班火車

430
00:27:55,791 --> 00:27:58,666
離開那城市

431
00:27:58,750 --> 00:28:02,750
穆妮芭的媽媽薩娜
當時仍是幼童

432
00:28:03,208 --> 00:28:07,041
她在火車站和父母失散了

433
00:28:07,166 --> 00:28:09,333
她爸爸嘗試找她，但…

434
00:28:09,416 --> 00:28:13,041
他受了傷，要用拐杖走路

435
00:28:13,166 --> 00:28:15,000
所以他跟不上她

436
00:28:16,333 --> 00:28:17,791
但結果

437
00:28:18,375 --> 00:28:22,583
在大家都不知原因下，幼童薩娜

438
00:28:22,708 --> 00:28:25,375
居然能回到火車，僅僅趕上…

439
00:28:25,458 --> 00:28:28,375
僅僅趕上正要開出的火車

440
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:34,666
薩娜怎樣說？
她如何找到她爸爸？

441
00:28:40,208 --> 00:28:42,791
薩娜總是說

442
00:28:42,875 --> 00:28:45,958
-她跟隨星星留下的軌跡…
-她跟隨星星留下的軌跡

443
00:28:46,916 --> 00:28:48,333
回到她爸爸身邊

444
00:28:53,791 --> 00:28:56,166
那薩娜的媽媽呢？

445
00:28:58,083 --> 00:28:59,333
我們不知道

446
00:28:59,458 --> 00:29:02,458
她在那晚失蹤了，和好多人一樣

447
00:29:20,625 --> 00:29:22,291
-卡瑪拉？
-找個人拎聖水

448
00:29:22,375 --> 00:29:24,208
卡瑪拉？你還好？寶寶？

449
00:29:24,291 --> 00:29:25,791
一定是邪眼作祟

450
00:29:27,666 --> 00:29:31,166
你什麼都未食？抑或食太多？

451
00:29:40,791 --> 00:29:42,583
-喂？
-婆婆，嗨！

452
00:29:42,666 --> 00:29:44,750
卡瑪拉？是你？寶寶？

453
00:29:44,875 --> 00:29:47,458
你可以將手機移後一點？

454
00:29:47,541 --> 00:29:48,541
我看不到你

455
00:29:48,625 --> 00:29:50,791
為何你不寫信給我？

456
00:29:50,875 --> 00:29:53,583
我日日等郵件來

457
00:29:53,666 --> 00:29:56,541
-好，我會
-你收到我箱禮物？

458
00:29:56,625 --> 00:29:58,750
是，關於手鈪…

459
00:29:58,833 --> 00:30:00,583
什麼了？哪一隻？吓？

460
00:30:00,666 --> 00:30:03,708
那隻有古怪的手鈪

461
00:30:03,833 --> 00:30:04,666
而且…

462
00:30:04,750 --> 00:30:08,541
那手鈪屬於我媽媽阿以莎

463
00:30:08,625 --> 00:30:12,041
「印巴分治」時失蹤那個？
我太婆阿以莎？

464
00:30:12,625 --> 00:30:14,541
讓我和阿米爾兩公婆談

465
00:30:14,625 --> 00:30:17,166
你不能和阿米爾談，講番手鈪…

466
00:30:17,916 --> 00:30:19,791
但不能，我已講得太多

467
00:30:19,875 --> 00:30:22,791
不！我不會談這件事，寶寶

468
00:30:22,875 --> 00:30:23,958
卡瑪拉？

469
00:30:24,041 --> 00:30:25,541
你媽媽會發火

470
00:30:25,791 --> 00:30:27,041
即是它屬於阿以莎

471
00:30:27,125 --> 00:30:29,333
而你真的不知她後來怎樣？

472
00:30:29,416 --> 00:30:31,416
寶寶，大聲一點

473
00:30:31,750 --> 00:30:33,791
我老了耳朵不靈…

474
00:30:33,875 --> 00:30:36,166
-卡瑪拉，你還好？
-你後生就笑得甜

475
00:30:39,958 --> 00:30:41,583
-婆婆，拜託！我要知道
-卡瑪拉

476
00:30:41,666 --> 00:30:43,458
聽住，芒果佬來了

477
00:30:43,541 --> 00:30:45,208
-寶寶
-我要跟他買芒果

478
00:30:45,291 --> 00:30:47,625
-芒果…
-不，等等！

479
00:30:47,958 --> 00:30:48,916
你還好？

480
00:30:53,708 --> 00:30:55,541
阿爸，有什麼不妥？

481
00:30:57,125 --> 00:31:00,875
不！沒事，你繼續睡

482
00:31:00,958 --> 00:31:02,041
對不起

483
00:31:13,291 --> 00:31:15,958
信我，有樂隊翻唱
Bon Jovi 的歌

484
00:31:16,041 --> 00:31:18,458
就會成為話題，被人長期談論

485
00:31:18,916 --> 00:31:21,916
何況你媽咪熱愛
Bon Jovi

486
00:31:23,166 --> 00:31:24,166
怎會？

487
00:31:24,250 --> 00:31:27,916
不要質疑我對基德船長的愛

488
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:32,041
沒有《難以捉摸》這張唱片
你爸爸和我未必會在一起

489
00:31:34,083 --> 00:31:35,333
噁心

490
00:31:37,083 --> 00:31:39,333
我不想知，講完

491
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,041
阿媽？

492
00:31:42,875 --> 00:31:45,541
你知太婆後來怎樣？阿以莎？

493
00:31:47,916 --> 00:31:49,666
你從哪裡聽聞這個名？

494
00:31:49,750 --> 00:31:50,833
婆婆

495
00:31:51,125 --> 00:31:53,666
昨晚我和她通話，剛巧提起

496
00:31:53,750 --> 00:31:57,333
那女人令我們整個家族蒙羞

497
00:31:57,416 --> 00:32:00,166
我要搬到地球另一面才忘記得了

498
00:32:00,250 --> 00:32:01,666
-但…
-卡瑪拉

499
00:32:01,750 --> 00:32:04,041
你最好也一樣

500
00:32:04,750 --> 00:32:08,000
是你叫我專心講好自己的故事

501
00:32:09,083 --> 00:32:10,583
不包括這個

502
00:32:10,666 --> 00:32:12,333
請你放下

503
00:32:14,250 --> 00:32:15,250
嘿！

504
00:32:18,250 --> 00:32:20,166
-你神采飛揚
-謝謝

505
00:32:20,250 --> 00:32:23,333
你覺得我們結成夫婦後的
第一隻舞是

506
00:32:23,416 --> 00:32:25,291
《靠祈禱活下去》會怎樣？

507
00:32:25,375 --> 00:32:26,875
-Bon Jovi 的歌？
-對

508
00:32:26,958 --> 00:32:29,916
好過《你給愛情壞名聲》

509
00:32:30,375 --> 00:32:33,291
好！你見啦？
她也喜歡「新澤西王子」

510
00:32:33,375 --> 00:32:34,541
十分好，走吧！

511
00:32:34,916 --> 00:32:37,083
阿米爾！你聽見，連泰莎都答應

512
00:32:46,708 --> 00:32:48,833
（開齋節快樂）

513
00:32:51,250 --> 00:32:54,416
-嗨！般奴，你好有型
-嗨！

514
00:32:54,500 --> 00:32:56,875
不會太鮮艷？

515
00:32:56,958 --> 00:32:58,791
我不明白你個問題

516
00:32:58,875 --> 00:33:00,958
-是幾鮮艷
-不要聽他說

517
00:33:01,041 --> 00:33:03,375
-還好？妥當？
-十分好

518
00:33:03,458 --> 00:33:05,541
一切都那麼美

519
00:33:06,291 --> 00:33:07,416
-嘿！
-嘿！

520
00:33:08,583 --> 00:33:09,666
不如這樣？

521
00:33:09,750 --> 00:33:11,166
我投票給你

522
00:33:11,250 --> 00:33:14,083
只要你答應
選我做獨家餐飲供應商

523
00:33:14,166 --> 00:33:17,416
包辦所有清真節日和特別活動

524
00:33:18,041 --> 00:33:20,708
聽住，我是堅料！你明我意思？

525
00:33:20,791 --> 00:33:23,083
捲餅之王，和山寨版不同

526
00:33:23,166 --> 00:33:25,250
看那些人，同我鬥？我想話…

527
00:33:25,333 --> 00:33:27,625
貼起它，就和你交易

528
00:33:29,291 --> 00:33:30,791
開齋節快樂，姊妹

529
00:33:32,708 --> 00:33:33,750
政治真污糟

530
00:33:33,833 --> 00:33:35,583
-你好靚
-不！我們沒有時間

531
00:33:35,666 --> 00:33:38,583
清真寺的人到齊
無無聊聊，掛住食和講閒話

532
00:33:38,666 --> 00:33:39,958
講閒話，對

533
00:33:40,625 --> 00:33:43,500
「師奶明會」，真的
她們清楚一切

534
00:33:43,583 --> 00:33:47,416
要勸人支持我入執委會
現在正是時機

535
00:33:48,375 --> 00:33:49,750
好，抱歉

536
00:33:49,833 --> 00:33:52,708
為接觸最多人，要分頭行事

537
00:33:54,125 --> 00:33:57,041
卡瑪拉，你由「清真寺巴打」開始

538
00:33:57,125 --> 00:34:00,250
搞錯！「清真寺巴打」
從不尊重信徒的性別差異

539
00:34:02,125 --> 00:34:05,333
至少「虔誠男子組」容易些
他們成世體驗那差異

540
00:34:05,416 --> 00:34:08,625
之後我們去動員「主日學教師團」

541
00:34:08,708 --> 00:34:10,458
藉此滲透「IG 網美幫」

542
00:34:10,541 --> 00:34:13,125
般奴，你那組應該較易
是「改變信仰組」

543
00:34:13,208 --> 00:34:14,458
該說是「重拾信仰組」

544
00:34:14,541 --> 00:34:17,666
但你先要過「犯規女童黨」這關

545
00:34:17,750 --> 00:34:21,041
最後是知道一切
仲會確保你不會忘記的人

546
00:34:21,125 --> 00:34:22,375
「師奶明會」

547
00:34:22,458 --> 00:34:23,666
我掂！我會和她們談

548
00:34:24,541 --> 00:34:25,583
好

549
00:34:26,875 --> 00:34:30,500
現在我要去捉大白鯨

550
00:34:38,125 --> 00:34:39,291
開齋節快樂，叔叔

551
00:34:40,458 --> 00:34:42,791
開齋節快樂，娜吉雅

552
00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:46,916
我想確保你選我入執委會

553
00:34:48,791 --> 00:34:51,916
問題是拉希德也參選

554
00:34:52,541 --> 00:34:55,125
他是我死黨

555
00:34:55,916 --> 00:34:56,916
對

556
00:34:57,416 --> 00:35:00,125
-卡瑪拉是我死黨
-對

557
00:35:00,291 --> 00:35:03,291
她現在幫我實踐公民權利

558
00:35:03,375 --> 00:35:06,208
在這偉大國家參與民主選舉

559
00:35:06,291 --> 00:35:09,208
夢想建造更美好的未來

560
00:35:10,541 --> 00:35:12,041
-美妙
-對吧？

561
00:35:12,125 --> 00:35:13,166
對

562
00:35:14,083 --> 00:35:19,291
你不會從兩名少女身上
奪走那個未來吧？叔叔？

563
00:35:20,416 --> 00:35:23,208
拜託，是卡瑪拉和我

564
00:35:23,291 --> 00:35:26,166
你女兒和算是你契女的人

565
00:35:27,166 --> 00:35:30,833
女性參政，大家爭取回來的
有人為此而死，你不會…

566
00:35:31,750 --> 00:35:33,666
你不會扼殺我們的夢想吧？

567
00:35:39,166 --> 00:35:40,375
投票給娜吉雅

568
00:35:50,500 --> 00:35:53,125
尤瑟夫，你搞什麼？

569
00:36:02,208 --> 00:36:04,916
今日過得怎樣？薛瑪小姐？

570
00:36:05,125 --> 00:36:06,458
是關於那場派對？

571
00:36:06,541 --> 00:36:08,625
-其實不算太嘈
-等等！

572
00:36:09,208 --> 00:36:12,833
等等！你是…你不是蘇兒薛瑪吧？

573
00:36:15,208 --> 00:36:16,125
就我所知，是

574
00:36:16,208 --> 00:36:19,166
吓？一定是開玩笑，我是忠實粉絲

575
00:36:19,250 --> 00:36:20,416
-等等，真的？
-對

576
00:36:20,500 --> 00:36:22,250
部門裡所有人都是

577
00:36:22,666 --> 00:36:24,958
你拍的低卡路里爆谷片

578
00:36:25,041 --> 00:36:26,291
-爆谷
-爆谷！

579
00:36:26,416 --> 00:36:27,750
響遍整個休息室

580
00:36:27,833 --> 00:36:30,250
-你講真？
-不是講笑

581
00:36:30,500 --> 00:36:32,125
好高興你鍾意

582
00:36:32,208 --> 00:36:34,375
你仲去了復仇者博覽會？天呀！

583
00:36:34,541 --> 00:36:36,791
你一定被粉絲圍住吧？

584
00:36:36,875 --> 00:36:37,875
-不…
-玩得開心？

585
00:36:37,958 --> 00:36:39,125
好過癮

586
00:36:39,208 --> 00:36:40,916
角色扮演比賽取消

587
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,750
但大家都說我是熱門…

588
00:36:42,833 --> 00:36:45,750
然後那個超能人想殺你？

589
00:36:46,250 --> 00:36:47,208
對吧？

590
00:36:48,875 --> 00:36:51,375
她不是想殺我，她救了我

591
00:36:52,625 --> 00:36:56,416
我覺得你做這種事去引人點讚

592
00:36:56,583 --> 00:36:58,625
我講中？

593
00:36:59,458 --> 00:37:01,916
你和死黨…

594
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,666
可能…其實…

595
00:37:05,958 --> 00:37:07,958
可能是你姊妹？

596
00:37:08,750 --> 00:37:12,375
你和那蒙面女幾似樣
白種女孩、紅髮…

597
00:37:12,458 --> 00:37:14,500
我們不似樣，她不似我

598
00:37:14,583 --> 00:37:17,291
所以你知她的樣子？還知道什麼？

599
00:37:18,833 --> 00:37:19,833
沒有

600
00:37:20,500 --> 00:37:23,541
我未看清楚她，事情太突然

601
00:37:23,625 --> 00:37:25,375
你有任何口音？

602
00:37:28,625 --> 00:37:29,458
不

603
00:37:29,541 --> 00:37:30,750
她是拉丁妹？

604
00:37:31,208 --> 00:37:34,625
抱歉，現在該說拉美裔？

605
00:37:35,875 --> 00:37:36,708
不？

606
00:37:37,375 --> 00:37:39,708
或者是中東人？

607
00:37:41,958 --> 00:37:42,791
南亞裔？

608
00:37:48,916 --> 00:37:49,750
迪菲

609
00:37:56,333 --> 00:37:58,208
展開橫跨3州的突擊行動

610
00:37:59,333 --> 00:38:02,458
搜查每間廟、社區中心和…

611
00:38:04,041 --> 00:38:05,125
和清真寺

612
00:38:06,416 --> 00:38:10,708
要莊重，FBI 已一直監視他們
你知道的

613
00:38:12,250 --> 00:38:13,208
收到

614
00:38:18,500 --> 00:38:20,041
請享受派對

615
00:38:22,166 --> 00:38:24,791
-所以你投票給…
-派對

616
00:38:24,875 --> 00:38:26,708
她是我們需要的變革

617
00:38:26,791 --> 00:38:30,041
不如再講講我太婆的事？

618
00:38:30,708 --> 00:38:31,833
你太婆

619
00:38:32,500 --> 00:38:33,541
我家族認識她

620
00:38:33,666 --> 00:38:35,250
好多人認識她

621
00:38:35,333 --> 00:38:37,583
大概寧願自己不認識

622
00:38:38,416 --> 00:38:39,583
為何？什麼意思？

623
00:38:39,791 --> 00:38:41,750
你有位好媽媽，卡瑪拉

624
00:38:42,083 --> 00:38:45,500
被這個女人陀衰家太不值得

625
00:38:45,708 --> 00:38:47,666
是哪一種衰法？

626
00:38:47,916 --> 00:38:50,416
我爸爸說她是條蛇

627
00:38:50,958 --> 00:38:53,666
她接觸的一切都受詛咒

628
00:38:53,833 --> 00:38:54,750
詛咒？

629
00:38:55,791 --> 00:38:58,000
我聽講她搞不倫之戀

630
00:38:58,083 --> 00:38:59,291
跟人走佬

631
00:38:59,416 --> 00:39:02,416
我聽講她有好多段情
另外有頭家

632
00:39:02,583 --> 00:39:03,875
我聽講她殺過人

633
00:39:04,375 --> 00:39:05,375
死了

634
00:39:06,791 --> 00:39:07,916
在「印巴分治」時發生

635
00:39:28,416 --> 00:39:29,708
搵人救救我！

636
00:39:30,375 --> 00:39:32,458
救命！媽咪！爹哋！

637
00:39:32,750 --> 00:39:34,291
-救我！
-上面有個細路

638
00:39:34,416 --> 00:39:35,250
天呀！

639
00:39:36,791 --> 00:39:38,250
-怎麼辦？
-他是誰？

640
00:39:38,333 --> 00:39:39,875
救命！

641
00:39:39,958 --> 00:39:42,166
-救我！
-打電話報案！

642
00:39:42,416 --> 00:39:43,250
-天呀！
-哈米德

643
00:39:43,333 --> 00:39:45,250
-報案求救
-是哈米德！幫忙救他！

644
00:39:45,333 --> 00:39:46,416
支持住，寶寶

645
00:39:46,500 --> 00:39:47,875
-搵人救他！
-救命！

646
00:39:48,125 --> 00:39:50,000
-支持住！
-搵人報警！

647
00:39:51,958 --> 00:39:54,041
要有人去救他

648
00:39:54,250 --> 00:39:56,583
一定有其他入口

649
00:40:03,375 --> 00:40:05,166
喂！卡瑪拉在哪裡？

650
00:40:05,333 --> 00:40:06,916
我估她跟父母回家了

651
00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:20,500
救我！搵人救我！

652
00:40:20,625 --> 00:40:21,833
我支持不住了

653
00:40:22,291 --> 00:40:24,083
我來了！

654
00:40:24,166 --> 00:40:25,458
喂！是夜光俠

655
00:40:28,541 --> 00:40:29,875
不用擔心，哈米德

656
00:40:29,958 --> 00:40:32,791
我不該爬到這麼高
為何我要做這種事？

657
00:40:32,875 --> 00:40:34,791
你不會掉下去

658
00:40:34,875 --> 00:40:36,916
總之冷靜，想開心的事

659
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,416
例如，你最喜歡什麼？

660
00:40:39,500 --> 00:40:41,375
-吓？
-你喜歡的東西

661
00:40:41,458 --> 00:40:43,250
-我喜歡的東西
-對

662
00:40:43,333 --> 00:40:45,875
對，專心想那件事
你有心水食品？

663
00:40:45,958 --> 00:40:47,000
雪糕薄餅

664
00:40:47,125 --> 00:40:48,166
-加油
-她會救他！

665
00:40:48,250 --> 00:40:49,208
求你救他！

666
00:40:50,083 --> 00:40:51,750
分開食定一齊？

667
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:53,791
一齊，我在薄餅上放雪糕

668
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,583
有人提雪糕薄餅？

669
00:40:56,291 --> 00:40:58,333
-我鍾意那風味
-好核突

670
00:40:58,708 --> 00:41:00,000
好，就這樣

671
00:41:00,083 --> 00:41:04,625
現在想一碟或者一碗
靚靚雪糕薄餅

672
00:41:13,250 --> 00:41:15,000
太瘋狂了，他會掉下來

673
00:41:15,083 --> 00:41:16,583
不！她會救他

674
00:41:19,666 --> 00:41:20,666
不！

675
00:41:29,708 --> 00:41:30,708
你們見到？

676
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:35,000
不！

677
00:41:35,083 --> 00:41:36,125
我會接住你

678
00:41:36,958 --> 00:41:38,083
叫救護車！

679
00:41:40,708 --> 00:41:42,250
-她救了他
-好險

680
00:41:45,333 --> 00:41:46,333
你見到？

681
00:41:52,500 --> 00:41:54,083
-你還好？
-是

682
00:42:12,625 --> 00:42:13,875
我會捉實你

683
00:42:37,541 --> 00:42:38,625
我腳踝

684
00:42:48,666 --> 00:42:50,708
-他沒事吧？
-她怎能那樣？

685
00:42:50,791 --> 00:42:52,666
不用擔心，兒子！救護就快到

686
00:43:33,916 --> 00:43:34,916
不要動！

687
00:43:35,291 --> 00:43:36,916
停在原地！

688
00:43:51,458 --> 00:43:52,791
快！

689
00:43:53,541 --> 00:43:54,791
-上車！
-卡姆蘭

690
00:44:02,750 --> 00:44:05,208
-動員高空監視，她去了哪裡？
-不見了她

691
00:44:05,291 --> 00:44:06,833
B隊，沒有發現

692
00:44:10,416 --> 00:44:11,250
卡瑪拉

693
00:44:12,916 --> 00:44:16,041
我一直期待和你見面

694
00:44:18,958 --> 00:44:20,375
介紹你認識我媽咪

695
00:44:32,250 --> 00:44:34,708
MARVEL 漫畫改編

696
00:45:58,750 --> 00:46:00,958
MARVEL STUDIOS
出品

697
00:48:40,125 --> 00:48:42,125
字幕翻譯： 錢家驊