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Come on! Come on! Let's do this!

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Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!

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Go! Go! Go!

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Rupert and I bought this
on our fifth anniversary.

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Well, you have exquisite taste.

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Do you want it?

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But it's a Hockney.
It must be worth a million pounds.

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Good point. You should've said yes.

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-Auction pile, please.
-Right away, ma'am.

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So, Mrs. Mannion--

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Excuse me. Ms. Welton.

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George is here.

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If he's here, why isn't he here?

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Yes. Good point.

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George.

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-Higgy boy.
-Good one.

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Hey. I love what you've done to the place.

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Did you do it yourself
or get some poof to help you?

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I could ask the same of your hair. Please.

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She's a cheeky one, isn't she?

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Right, love.
Listen, I've got training in a minute.

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So whatever it is
you need to get off your impressive chest,

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-let me have it.
-Of course.

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You're fired.

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Yeah, right.

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And I'll be buying out
the remainder of your contract. So...

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Wish you the best of luck.

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Fired? What the fuck for?

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I suppose I could go for
any number of reasons, really.

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Your casual misogyny, for one.

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-What?
-I know, it's a big word.

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Ask one of your daughters what it means.

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Or perhaps it's your performance,

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having led this team through
yet another remarkably average season.

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Or maybe it's because you insist
on wearing those tiny shorts

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that force me to see
one of your testicles.

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And there's the other one.

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Liam and Noel.

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Though, perhaps not an oasis.

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Still, if I'm being
completely honest, George,

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you're fired because I'm the owner now,
and I don't like you.

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Now do piss off, you fat twat.

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Hey, Higgy boy.

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What do you think's worse?

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Your husband cheating on you
or being the last to know?

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Is there someone that could pop out
and fetch me a salad?

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Nothing with raisins in it, please.

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Fuck you.

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So, what to do as far as new managers go?

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Shall I prepare a list of candidates?

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No. That won't be necessary.

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This is a bit of surprising news
from the other side of the Atlantic.

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AFC Richmond announced
the hiring of their new manager,

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one Theodore "Ted" Lasso.

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Recently, it was Coach Lasso leading
the Division II Wichita State Shockers

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to their first ever national title
in American football.

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He took the Shockers
from a garbage program

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all the way to the promised land
in his very first season as head coach.

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But for a lot of us, that's not how
Ted Lasso found his way into our hearts,

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certainly not into our living rooms.

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<i>For me, it'll always be Ted...</i>

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<i>celebrating a moment of joy with his team</i>

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<i>in a way that you really have to see
to understand.</i>

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<i>And then, even when you see it...</i>

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<i>I don't necessarily know
that understanding is what we're doing.</i>

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Right on, Ted. Do your thing, man.

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And good luck
with the most beautiful game.

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Do us proud.

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Go, 'Murica.

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Oi, mate. This you?

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-I believe it is, yeah.
-Oh, man! Legend.

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Can I get an ussie?

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That's dope.

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You know, back where I'm from,
we call those selfies.

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Well, it's not "myself," yeah?

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It's "us," innit? "Ussie."

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Yeah. I like that.

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Wicked.

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You coaching football.

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Mate, you are a legend
for doing something so stupid.

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I mean, it's mental.
They're gonna fucking murder you.

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Well, you know,
I've heard that tune before.

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But here I am, still dancing.

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-Legend.
-Yeah. Nice meeting you.

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What you reading? Another soccer book.

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Coach, you are a sponge.

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Come on. Hit me with a fun fact.

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They don't say "out of bounds."
They say "into touch."

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Okay, you owe me five bucks
if I sneak that into a sentence later.

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-You're on.
-Okay.

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<i>Good evening.
We'll be dimming the cabin shortly.</i>

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We should get some sleep.
The jet lag will kill us.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Are we nuts for doing this?

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Yeah, this is nuts.

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Hey, but taking on a challenge
is a lot like riding a horse, isn't it?

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If you're comfortable
while you're doing it,

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probably doing it wrong.

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-Okay, good night, Coach.
-Night, Coach.

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Hey, hey, hey!

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If we see each other in our dreams,
let's goof around a little bit,

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-pretend like we don't know each other.
-You got it, stranger.

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Nice.

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-You didn't sleep at all?
-Not a wink.

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No. My brain just kept on cooking.

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At first,
I was thinking about not sleeping.

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Then I was thinking about
thinking about not sleeping. And that--

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That's never good.

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Next thing you know,

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they're handing out
warm chocolate chip cookies

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and the plane's landing.

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I didn't get a cookie. Did you eat mine?

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That's not part of the story.
I think this is us right here.

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Hey, how ya doin'?

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-My name's Ted. What's yours?
-Ollie.

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-Ollie. All right.
-Let me get your bags.

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No, no, no, Ollie.
We packed 'em, we'll carry 'em.

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Love to make a little pit stop though.

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Okay. Follow me.

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Yeah. There you go.

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Coach, I got a feeling
we're not in Kansas anymore, right?

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I've never actually said that
when not in Kansas before.

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-That's kinda nice.
-Yeah.

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Well, thanks for indulging us, Ollie.

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Ready to boogie whenever you are.

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Okay. That's Tower Bridge.

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Right. Not the London Bridge,
'cause this one's still up.

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You know how they came up with soccer?

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So, these Victorian-era headmasters,

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all they wanted to do
was get the boys to stop masturbating.

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So they invented a sport where the boys
wouldn't use their hands at all,

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and they thought that might do the trick.

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I'm not sure if it worked, but...

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Feels different, Coach.

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I mean, the same, but different.

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-Metaphor.
-You know it, baby.

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Oi!

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Oi! Excuse me!

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Oi! Hello!

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Off! Off!

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Stop touching the grass!

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Get off! Get off the pitch!
Stop touching the grass! Please!

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-Yep, yep, yep. Yeah.
-Who are you?

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I'm Ted Lasso. This is Coach Beard here.

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-Oh, God. You're the new manager.
-Yes, sir.

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-Take all the grass you want.
-Oh, no--

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We just had it cut.
I can go through the garbage.

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-I can get you some more.
-That's all right. No need.

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-Thank you.
-Yeah.

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Yeah.

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-Still, we got to get off the grass.
-Yeah, yeah. Absolutely.

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Do we apologize?

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-Sorry about that, grass.
-Sorry, grass.

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So, we're supposed to meet
with a Rebecca Welton.

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Yeah, that's where I'm taking you.

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Look at this guy. One step ahead.

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Hey, what's your name, by the way?

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-Me?
-Yeah.

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No one ever asks my name.

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I mean, whenever you're ready.

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Oh, it's Nathan.

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Nathan! I love that name.

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Hey, love your hot dogs.

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Yeah. No, I know.

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Good, good.
Y'all got Nathan's hot dogs here?

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No.

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Okay.

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I love this kid. Love him.

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I'll introduce you. Big boss.

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Here we go.

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Hello.

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Hey, how y'all doing?
I'm Ted Lasso, your new coach.

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-You must be Ms. Welton.
-Please, call me Rebecca.

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Ms. Welton's my father.

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If that's a joke, I love it.

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If not, I cannot wait
to unpack that with you.

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This here is Coach Beard.

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It is so good
to finally meet you both face-to-face.

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Higgins?

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Sorry. This is Higgins,
our current director of communications.

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Current?

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Could you take Coach Beard and get him
their IDs, housing information...

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You know, anything they need.

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-Wi-Fi password, wet wipes.
-Humidifier. Way ahead of you, Coach.

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Thank you.

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-Please, take a seat.
-Okay.

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-Can I get you something to drink?
-Yes, please.

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Didn't get much sleep on the plane,
so anything you got,

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a little boost of caffeine,
should do the trick.

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You know, mochaccino, Frappuccino...

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Any coffee thing, as long as
I can't taste a hint of coffee, is good.

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How do you take your tea?

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Well, usually I take it
right back to the counter

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'cause someone's
made a horrible mistake. But...

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when in Rome, right?

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Yeah. Look at that. Okay.

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00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:06,231
Well?

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00:10:06,315 --> 00:10:09,276
You know, I always figured that tea
was just gonna taste like hot brown water.

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00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:10,527
And you know what?

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00:10:10,611 --> 00:10:13,322
I was right.
Yeah, it's horrible. No, thank you.

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00:10:13,405 --> 00:10:14,656
Welcome to England.

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00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:16,241
Yeah. "Get used to it, sucker." Right?

203
00:10:16,325 --> 00:10:18,160
Now, would you like a tour?

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00:10:18,243 --> 00:10:20,621
-I'd love to see Abbey Road.
-Of the club.

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00:10:20,704 --> 00:10:21,788
Yeah, let's start there.

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00:10:21,872 --> 00:10:26,877
So, this hall represents
the club's long, albeit modest, history.

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The first match was played in 1897.

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During the war, our stadium
was used as a makeshift hospital.

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00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,593
Yeah, some of the locals claim

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they still see fallen soldiers
wandering around the pitch.

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That's spooky.

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00:10:39,223 --> 00:10:42,059
-Do you believe in ghosts, Ted?
-I do.

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But more importantly, I think they need
to believe in themselves. You know?

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Okay.

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And this is a wall of our previous owners.

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00:10:50,442 --> 00:10:52,778
Okay. And now look at this fella up here.

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How 'bout the girls
and the champagne and everything?

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He looks like a good time.

219
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That's my ex-husband.

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Well, good times aren't always
a good time, I've found.

221
00:11:02,287 --> 00:11:03,664
You know, I heard about all that.

222
00:11:03,747 --> 00:11:05,040
How you holding up?

223
00:11:07,209 --> 00:11:08,585
Yeah, hasn't been the easiest year.

224
00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:09,711
Yeah.

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00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:13,090
-So, we'll need you to speak to the press.
-Yeah.

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00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,843
No, after a couple nights' good sleep,
I'll be happy to do so.

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00:11:15,926 --> 00:11:18,428
I'm so sorry. I thought you knew.
They're ready for you now.

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00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:19,346
They're what?

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00:11:21,807 --> 00:11:23,016
So, without further ado,

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the new manager of AFC Richmond,
Ted Lasso!

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Okay.

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00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:36,697
All right. How y'all doing?

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There's Coach.

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00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:43,787
<i>Oluwa</i> Ted, yo.

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Look, our coach.

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Oi!

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00:11:48,292 --> 00:11:51,003
If I don't hear silence,
I'm gonna start punching dicks.

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00:11:52,004 --> 00:11:54,423
One sec. Let me just--
Throat got a little dry.

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Did not expect fizzy water there. Sorry.

240
00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:03,807
Look at this twat!

241
00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:05,392
Fucking Yank!

242
00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:07,394
Okay. So, hey.

243
00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:09,855
Why don't we just jump right in?
Anybody got any questions?

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00:12:11,607 --> 00:12:13,734
Oh, yeah, no. Should've saw that coming.

245
00:12:13,817 --> 00:12:15,777
You know what?
You can put your hands down.

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Real quick--

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Yeah.

248
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:19,531
How about I go ahead and address

249
00:12:19,615 --> 00:12:21,909
the larger-than-average elephant
in the room.

250
00:12:21,992 --> 00:12:27,122
No, I have never coached the sport
that you folks call football at any level.

251
00:12:27,206 --> 00:12:28,207
Jesus.

252
00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:29,917
What?

253
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,878
Heck, you could fill two Internets
with what I don't know about football.

254
00:12:34,296 --> 00:12:35,547
But I'll tell you what I do know.

255
00:12:35,631 --> 00:12:38,675
I know that AFC Richmond,
like any team I've ever coached,

256
00:12:38,759 --> 00:12:41,094
is gonna go out there
and give you everything they got

257
00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:42,554
-for all four quarters.
-Halves.

258
00:12:43,347 --> 00:12:45,265
-What was that?
-Two halves.

259
00:12:45,349 --> 00:12:46,600
Right. Sorry. Halves, yeah.

260
00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:49,561
They're gonna give you everything they got
for two halves, win or lose.

261
00:12:49,645 --> 00:12:50,729
Or tie.

262
00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:52,564
Right. Y'all do ties here.

263
00:12:52,648 --> 00:12:54,775
Sorry. That's going to take
some getting used to for me.

264
00:12:54,858 --> 00:12:57,694
<i>'Cause back where I'm from,
you try to end a game in a tie,</i>

265
00:12:57,778 --> 00:13:00,864
well, that might as well
be the first sign of the apocalypse.

266
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:06,078
Now, look here.
I respect what you folks in the media do.

267
00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:07,996
And my door is always gonna be open.

268
00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:11,500
All right? You can ask me anything.
No topic will be into touch.

269
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:13,919
All right, one final question.

270
00:13:14,545 --> 00:13:16,505
How about the fellow right there
in the second row.

271
00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:17,589
Yeah.

272
00:13:18,215 --> 00:13:19,716
I like your glasses.

273
00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:21,635
Thank you.

274
00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:23,679
Trent Crimm, <i>The Independent</i>.

275
00:13:24,221 --> 00:13:26,014
I just wanna make sure I have this right.

276
00:13:26,098 --> 00:13:28,392
You're an American
who's never set foot in England,

277
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:31,436
whose athletic success
has only come at the amateur level--

278
00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:33,564
a second-tier one at that--

279
00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:35,607
and is now being charged
with the leadership

280
00:13:35,691 --> 00:13:37,234
of a Premier League football club,

281
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:40,612
despite clearly possessing
very little knowledge of the game.

282
00:13:41,530 --> 00:13:43,073
You got a question in there, Trent?

283
00:13:43,866 --> 00:13:44,950
Yeah.

284
00:13:45,534 --> 00:13:47,202
Is this a fucking joke?

285
00:13:48,537 --> 00:13:50,873
-Thank you, Trent!
-I love journalists.

286
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:54,042
I mean, can you even name any footballers?

287
00:13:54,126 --> 00:13:57,296
Well, yeah, you got Ronaldo
and the fellow that bends it like himself.

288
00:13:57,379 --> 00:13:59,506
-Fucking Beckham! Made a film on it!
-You dickhead, mate.

289
00:13:59,590 --> 00:14:00,757
Who the fuck are you?

290
00:14:00,841 --> 00:14:02,968
Do you know how many games
are in a Premiership season?

291
00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:04,219
Not off the top of my head, no.

292
00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:08,015
Nobody can understand you.

293
00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:09,516
Who won the league last year?

294
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:11,560
I actually don't know the answer to that.
I'm sorry.

295
00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:13,478
What's a goalie?

296
00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:16,023
The fella with the big Mickey Mouse hands
and the-- by the net.

297
00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:17,566
This is bleak.

298
00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:19,151
You need to go back to America.

299
00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:30,662
Yeah, yeah. No, yeah. No, no, I--

300
00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:35,083
The bubbles!

301
00:14:35,167 --> 00:14:37,085
Fucking hell!

302
00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:39,505
Coach Lasso.

303
00:14:39,588 --> 00:14:42,216
Good Lord.
You must forgive my fellow countrymen.

304
00:14:42,299 --> 00:14:44,092
Somewhere over the last few years,

305
00:14:44,176 --> 00:14:47,387
we seem to have abandoned
all sense of manners and hospitality.

306
00:14:47,471 --> 00:14:49,973
My, my, aren't you a salty bunch?

307
00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:53,018
But I can't remember the last time
the press room was this full.

308
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,521
Yet here you all are.

309
00:14:55,604 --> 00:14:57,314
Maybe you're not such a mad notion
after all.

310
00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:00,192
And despite the number of you here,

311
00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:02,194
there is not a single person in this room

312
00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:04,446
who has seen Richmond play
more than I have.

313
00:15:04,530 --> 00:15:08,367
And in all those years under
the stewardship of the previous owner,

314
00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:10,702
I've witnessed nothing
but profound mediocrity.

315
00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:14,289
Am I wrong?

316
00:15:14,373 --> 00:15:15,582
Well, it's a bit harsh.

317
00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:19,503
Am I wrong?

318
00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:21,755
No.

319
00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:26,635
Now, Coach Lasso may not have the CV
that you all find acceptable,

320
00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:28,929
but he does have one thing
this club doesn't:

321
00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:30,430
a trophy from this millennium.

322
00:15:31,265 --> 00:15:34,893
So, like it or not, Richmond
are changing the way we do things.

323
00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:38,063
And from now on,
that way is the "Lasso way."

324
00:15:40,399 --> 00:15:43,777
We look forward to seeing you all
at our next match with Crystal Palace.

325
00:15:43,861 --> 00:15:45,237
Thank you so much.

326
00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:48,365
Nice meeting y'all.

327
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,742
And sorry for spittin'
on all your stuff up here.

328
00:15:51,493 --> 00:15:52,494
Thank you.

329
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:55,789
I give him three weeks.

330
00:15:56,415 --> 00:15:59,251
Oh, boy. I'm sorry about that.
I don't know what happened.

331
00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:01,587
Ted, don't you think about them
for another second.

332
00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:02,671
You have a job to do.

333
00:16:02,754 --> 00:16:04,840
And proving them wrong,
just been added to the list.

334
00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:06,675
I appreciate that-- Thank you, Coach.

335
00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:07,759
Yeah.

336
00:16:09,094 --> 00:16:12,097
See, I'm fine when there's no bubbles.
You know, I can do that all day.

337
00:16:13,891 --> 00:16:16,560
Okay. You know,
I'd love to say hi to the team, if I can.

338
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,645
Can't keep a gaffer from his pitch.

339
00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:22,441
You can say that again. Okay.

340
00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:24,067
I am 0 for 2 in that sentence.

341
00:16:25,194 --> 00:16:27,279
Ms. Welton, I was a bit skeptical,

342
00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:31,575
but after hearing you speak in there,
I'm excited by your choice.

343
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,994
Coach Lasso is just what we need.

344
00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:35,370
He's an absolute wanker.

345
00:16:35,454 --> 00:16:36,288
I know.

346
00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:37,664
Pardon?

347
00:16:37,748 --> 00:16:39,208
I hope he fails miserably.

348
00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:45,297
See, my ex-husband truly loved
only one thing his entire life: this club.

349
00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:49,134
And Ted Lasso is gonna help me
burn it to the ground.

350
00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:52,304
'Cause I want to torture Rupert.

351
00:16:53,722 --> 00:16:57,351
I want him to feel like he's being fucked
in the ass with a splintered cricket bat.

352
00:16:57,434 --> 00:17:01,563
Just in and out, over and over,
in a constant loop.

353
00:17:01,647 --> 00:17:03,065
Like a GIF.

354
00:17:03,941 --> 00:17:05,943
That's what GIFs do, isn't it?
They're just...

355
00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:08,403
endless.

356
00:17:09,488 --> 00:17:11,448
That's correct.

357
00:17:11,949 --> 00:17:16,078
Though some people pronounce it "JIF."

358
00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:19,665
-Thank you, Higgins.
-Thank you.

359
00:17:23,961 --> 00:17:26,046
Okay, let me use it in a sentence,
so it sticks.

360
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:27,297
The "gaffer"-- me--

361
00:17:27,381 --> 00:17:28,966
-is going out to the "pitch"--
-Yeah.

362
00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:30,509
...the grass here-- to watch practice.

363
00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:32,427
"Training." They call practice "training."

364
00:17:32,511 --> 00:17:34,513
All this vernacular. Gonna be tough.

365
00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:37,140
You know what? I'm gonna get it though.
'Cause training makes perfect.

366
00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:38,141
There you go.

367
00:17:38,809 --> 00:17:39,810
There's our man.

368
00:17:44,857 --> 00:17:47,025
Jesus, Mary and fuckface Joseph!

369
00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:49,653
Eyes on the man you're marking! Come on!

370
00:17:50,404 --> 00:17:52,030
-Who is that?
-Roy Kent.

371
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:55,033
Team captain.
Classic old-school box-to-box midfielder.

372
00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:58,412
-Definitely lost a step.
-But, you know, he's a legend.

373
00:17:58,495 --> 00:18:00,122
Won a Champions League with Chelsea, so...

374
00:18:00,706 --> 00:18:02,666
-Eight years ago.
-Yeah.

375
00:18:04,376 --> 00:18:05,460
Oh, God, what?

376
00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:08,630
That is a darn fine sports mix,
young fella.

377
00:18:08,714 --> 00:18:09,840
Coach, you try this?

378
00:18:17,306 --> 00:18:19,474
That does not come lightly
from that fella, I'll tell you that.

379
00:18:19,558 --> 00:18:21,059
You continue to impress, Nathan.

380
00:18:22,311 --> 00:18:23,687
You remembered my name.

381
00:18:25,606 --> 00:18:27,191
Holy smokes! Did you see that?

382
00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:30,277
That fella looked like a kitty cat
when it gets spooked by a cucumber.

383
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:32,404
-Who the heck is that?
-Jamie Tartt.

384
00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:34,072
Top scorer on the team.

385
00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:35,157
Fuck off.

386
00:18:35,866 --> 00:18:37,993
-Nate, what's he like?
-Who, Jamie?

387
00:18:38,827 --> 00:18:39,870
He's great.

388
00:18:41,205 --> 00:18:42,039
You know, at football.

389
00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:45,459
Yeah, I know fellas like that.

390
00:18:46,502 --> 00:18:49,213
Sam Obisanya. He's a right back defender
outta the Nigerian league.

391
00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:51,048
Nigeria? Like Africa?

392
00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:53,926
So these fellas
are from all over the place?

393
00:18:54,009 --> 00:18:55,093
I'm open, boyo.

394
00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:56,595
I mean, he must be from England, yeah?

395
00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:58,180
-Wales.
-Is that another country?

396
00:18:58,263 --> 00:19:01,099
-Yes and no.
-How many countries are in this country?

397
00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:02,351
-Four.
-Four.

398
00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:05,229
It's kinda like America these days.

399
00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:06,855
Right.

400
00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:22,829
I do love a locker room.

401
00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:25,332
Smells like potential.

402
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:28,710
And am I getting notes of Axe body spray?

403
00:19:28,794 --> 00:19:30,337
Spot on, Coach.

404
00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:32,256
But I think they call it
something else here.

405
00:19:41,473 --> 00:19:42,474
Ding, ding, ding.

406
00:19:43,809 --> 00:19:44,852
Lynx.

407
00:19:45,644 --> 00:19:47,145
My favorite of the jungle cats.

408
00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:54,319
Come here. Look at your face.
Look at your face.

409
00:19:54,403 --> 00:19:55,487
Thanks, thanks, thanks.

410
00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:06,748
Yeesh.

411
00:20:06,832 --> 00:20:08,208
Last time I saw eyes that cold,

412
00:20:08,292 --> 00:20:10,294
they were going head-to-head
with Roy Scheider.

413
00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:12,337
<i>-Jaws</i>?
-No, <i>All That Jazz</i>.

414
00:20:12,421 --> 00:20:14,298
I'm gonna say something. Howdy, fellas.

415
00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:16,175
Don't stop what you're doing.

416
00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:18,635
My name's Ted Lasso.
This here is Coach Beard.

417
00:20:18,719 --> 00:20:20,679
I know we don't officially start
quite yet,

418
00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:23,098
but, you know,
we just wanted to pop in, say howdy,

419
00:20:23,182 --> 00:20:25,058
let you know
how excited we are to be here--

420
00:20:25,142 --> 00:20:26,268
Knock, knock.

421
00:20:26,351 --> 00:20:28,312
Is everyone in here decent?

422
00:20:30,314 --> 00:20:32,649
Boys, that's disappointing.

423
00:20:33,984 --> 00:20:36,945
Oh, shit. Am I interrupting you?

424
00:20:37,029 --> 00:20:39,573
No, no, that's okay. How can I help you?

425
00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:41,366
No, I'm here to pick up that one.

426
00:20:41,450 --> 00:20:42,868
Yeah. Sorry, Coach.

427
00:20:42,951 --> 00:20:45,120
She made me an appointment.
I'm getting waxed.

428
00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:48,123
It's more for the fans than it is for me.

429
00:20:48,207 --> 00:20:50,834
Score a goal, gotta take my shirt off.

430
00:20:50,918 --> 00:20:52,503
Sweetheart.

431
00:20:53,879 --> 00:20:55,088
I mean, I can stay if you want.

432
00:20:56,381 --> 00:20:57,382
No, that's okay.

433
00:20:57,466 --> 00:20:58,884
All right, cheers.

434
00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:00,302
-Yeah.
-There you go.

435
00:21:00,385 --> 00:21:01,345
All right, kid, after you.

436
00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:03,222
You're gonna be a gentleman now, are you?

437
00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:05,057
No, babe. Just gonna watch your ass.

438
00:21:06,391 --> 00:21:07,684
Fuck off.

439
00:21:07,768 --> 00:21:10,354
Watch it and weep.

440
00:21:16,652 --> 00:21:19,446
Anyhoo, thank you for your time.

441
00:22:03,448 --> 00:22:05,617
Coach. You gotta stay up.

442
00:22:06,994 --> 00:22:09,204
Come on, man. Don't be a sleep cop.

443
00:22:12,291 --> 00:22:14,168
Roy! Hey, Roy!

444
00:22:15,878 --> 00:22:17,629
Yeah? What do you want?

445
00:22:17,713 --> 00:22:19,923
It was real fun
watching you out there today.

446
00:22:20,007 --> 00:22:22,259
You know, the boys really respond to you.

447
00:22:22,342 --> 00:22:24,678
It doesn't surprise me though.
You've had a heck of a career.

448
00:22:25,304 --> 00:22:26,346
Thank you.

449
00:22:28,056 --> 00:22:31,435
Never thought it would end
being coached by Ronald fucking McDonald.

450
00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:40,444
You gonna let him call you that?

451
00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:41,945
I don't think he was referring to me.

452
00:22:42,905 --> 00:22:45,490
He thinks he's mad now,
wait till we win him over.

453
00:22:46,241 --> 00:22:48,744
He'll be furious.

454
00:22:48,827 --> 00:22:50,078
You got any tape?

455
00:23:25,155 --> 00:23:26,114
What you doing in there?

456
00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:29,409
Oh, shit. I'm sorry. Are you all right?

457
00:23:29,493 --> 00:23:30,994
Yeah, no, I'm fine. I'm fine.

458
00:23:31,078 --> 00:23:32,246
I shouldn't laugh.

459
00:23:32,329 --> 00:23:33,872
It's okay.

460
00:23:33,956 --> 00:23:37,918
No, I was just making some adjustments
to the locker room here.

461
00:23:38,001 --> 00:23:39,503
Nice, yeah.

462
00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:43,048
Though, I believe it's crooked.

463
00:23:44,424 --> 00:23:46,677
Now here I am thinking it was the room
that was all outta whack.

464
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:48,095
But you know what? I think you're right.

465
00:23:49,888 --> 00:23:51,682
What you doing back here? Where's Jamie?

466
00:23:51,765 --> 00:23:53,267
He left his phone in his locker.

467
00:23:53,350 --> 00:23:54,935
Why didn't he come get it?

468
00:23:55,018 --> 00:23:57,437
He's still getting waxed.
He's surprisingly furry.

469
00:23:57,521 --> 00:23:59,481
The hair was, like, growing back
while she was doing it.

470
00:24:00,107 --> 00:24:01,942
-Come on, now.
-May I?

471
00:24:02,025 --> 00:24:03,777
-Yeah, yeah. Help yourself.
-Thanks.

472
00:24:11,702 --> 00:24:13,412
Lower it down on that side.

473
00:24:13,495 --> 00:24:14,496
Great.

474
00:24:14,580 --> 00:24:15,747
Keep going. Little bit.

475
00:24:16,665 --> 00:24:17,666
Teeny bit more.

476
00:24:17,749 --> 00:24:19,334
Stop! That's perfect.

477
00:24:19,418 --> 00:24:21,920
All right. How 'bout that? Nice teamwork.

478
00:24:22,963 --> 00:24:24,548
-Pow. Yeah.
-Old-school.

479
00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:27,092
-I'm Keeley, by the way.
-Yeah. Hey, I'm Ted Lasso.

480
00:24:27,176 --> 00:24:29,303
No, I know. You're trending hard
on Twitter right now.

481
00:24:29,386 --> 00:24:30,554
How 'bout that.

482
00:24:31,221 --> 00:24:32,931
-Do you even tweet?
-Nah.

483
00:24:33,015 --> 00:24:34,433
But I do beatbox all right.

484
00:24:43,817 --> 00:24:46,820
I never know how to react
when a grown man beatboxes in front of me.

485
00:24:46,904 --> 00:24:48,864
Well, I hope
you never run into Biz Markie.

486
00:24:50,449 --> 00:24:51,742
All right.

487
00:24:51,825 --> 00:24:54,703
Well, if you get curious and you start
searching around on Twitter,

488
00:24:54,786 --> 00:24:56,330
I would avoid ♪Richmond.

489
00:24:56,413 --> 00:24:59,458
-Okay.
-Or wanker. Or dick.

490
00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:01,752
Well, I'll take your word for it.

491
00:25:02,753 --> 00:25:04,838
Welcome to England.

492
00:25:12,846 --> 00:25:14,806
Thank you.
Hey, and thanks again for the lift.

493
00:25:14,890 --> 00:25:15,849
That's all right.

494
00:25:15,933 --> 00:25:17,559
Hey, this you, Nate?

495
00:25:17,643 --> 00:25:19,520
That one? God, no.
No, couldn't handle that.

496
00:25:19,603 --> 00:25:21,104
This is me. Green one here.

497
00:25:21,188 --> 00:25:23,565
Right. So, get that in there.

498
00:25:23,649 --> 00:25:24,650
Come on.

499
00:25:24,733 --> 00:25:27,361
Already burning the midnight oil,
I see, Ted.

500
00:25:27,444 --> 00:25:28,654
Well, as the man once said,

501
00:25:28,737 --> 00:25:31,323
"The harder you work,
the luckier you get," huh?

502
00:25:32,199 --> 00:25:33,200
On the diagonal.

503
00:25:33,283 --> 00:25:35,244
My apologies, Ted.
We should have ordered you a car.

504
00:25:35,327 --> 00:25:36,662
Oh, no. That's okay.

505
00:25:36,745 --> 00:25:37,829
-Night, y'all.
-Got it.

506
00:25:41,375 --> 00:25:42,376
What is wrong with you?

507
00:25:42,459 --> 00:25:44,586
It's just that everything
I've eaten today...

508
00:25:45,546 --> 00:25:47,464
feels like it's stuck right here.

509
00:25:49,508 --> 00:25:50,759
I got it. I got it.

510
00:25:52,803 --> 00:25:53,804
Here we go.

511
00:25:53,887 --> 00:25:57,182
He seems like such a nice man.
I'm not sure I can do this.

512
00:25:59,142 --> 00:26:00,394
Obviously, for this to work,

513
00:26:00,477 --> 00:26:04,857
I'm going to need the full support
of my new director of football operations.

514
00:26:05,858 --> 00:26:08,277
I'm assuming that's a promotion
and substantial pay rise

515
00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:10,863
that would be of interest to you
and your family.

516
00:26:13,407 --> 00:26:15,534
Hey, look, this car's got
an invisible steering wheel!

517
00:26:17,703 --> 00:26:18,662
I'm just kidding.

518
00:26:18,745 --> 00:26:20,455
It's my man Nate here running the horn.

519
00:26:20,539 --> 00:26:23,166
You're a godsend, Ted Lasso.

520
00:26:23,250 --> 00:26:25,085
Takes one to know one.

521
00:26:29,756 --> 00:26:30,757
Well?

522
00:26:32,092 --> 00:26:33,302
I accept.

523
00:26:33,385 --> 00:26:34,511
Wonderful.

524
00:26:40,475 --> 00:26:42,144
Oh, and Higgins,

525
00:26:42,227 --> 00:26:45,022
I know that there'll be elements
to this little adventure

526
00:26:45,105 --> 00:26:46,398
that will weigh on you a bit.

527
00:26:46,481 --> 00:26:48,734
But I'm sure it won't be harder
than it was

528
00:26:48,817 --> 00:26:51,820
to sneak all Rupert's women in and out
behind my back all those years.

529
00:27:07,169 --> 00:27:08,295
This is you, Coach.

530
00:27:09,338 --> 00:27:11,548
Okay. All right. You good?

531
00:27:11,632 --> 00:27:13,217
-I'm good. You good?
-Yeah.

532
00:27:13,300 --> 00:27:14,468
-Night, Coach.
-Good night, Coach.

533
00:27:14,551 --> 00:27:16,011
I almost forgot.

534
00:27:17,304 --> 00:27:18,805
What's this for?

535
00:27:18,889 --> 00:27:20,557
-"Into touch."
-Get some sleep, Coach.

536
00:27:20,641 --> 00:27:21,850
Yeah, I will.

537
00:28:09,106 --> 00:28:11,567
Hey, big guy. How you doing?
How was school today?

538
00:28:12,943 --> 00:28:13,861
Right.

539
00:28:13,944 --> 00:28:15,529
No, I forgot.

540
00:28:15,612 --> 00:28:17,865
Yeah. Yeah, I'm a little loopy today.

541
00:28:18,866 --> 00:28:20,784
Yeah. Yeah, you could say that.

542
00:28:22,369 --> 00:28:24,788
No, no, that's okay. No.
I just wanted to hear your voice.

543
00:28:24,872 --> 00:28:26,415
Yeah. Yeah, go do your thing. Yeah.

544
00:28:26,498 --> 00:28:28,083
Hey, is your mom there?

545
00:28:28,166 --> 00:28:30,252
Okay. Thanks, big guy.

546
00:28:30,335 --> 00:28:31,420
Hey, I miss you.

547
00:28:34,047 --> 00:28:35,549
Yeah, I love you too.

548
00:28:36,258 --> 00:28:37,259
Okay.

549
00:28:46,768 --> 00:28:48,103
Hey, how you doing?

550
00:28:48,770 --> 00:28:51,440
Yeah. Well, you know,
so far so good. You know?

551
00:28:52,858 --> 00:28:55,194
It's gonna take
some getting used to, yeah.

552
00:28:55,277 --> 00:28:57,946
But I think once we get going,
it's gonna go all right.

553
00:28:58,864 --> 00:29:01,408
Yeah. No, that's true, that's true. Yeah.

554
00:29:02,326 --> 00:29:04,995
Well, you know what?
It's actually pretty nice. Yeah.

555
00:29:06,163 --> 00:29:08,832
Yeah, and tell you what,
they got a cute neighborhood too.

556
00:29:08,916 --> 00:29:09,917
Yeah.

557
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,377
Yeah, you and the little guy
gotta get on over here.

558
00:29:12,461 --> 00:29:13,629
Come check it out.

559
00:29:18,634 --> 00:29:19,927
What? No, what did I say?

560
00:29:23,472 --> 00:29:26,141
But that's what I'm doing though.
I'm giving you that space.

561
00:29:27,768 --> 00:29:28,769
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

562
00:29:28,852 --> 00:29:30,354
Yeah, and myself. Right.

563
00:29:32,648 --> 00:29:33,690
Okay.

564
00:29:34,441 --> 00:29:36,443
No, no. That's okay. Yeah, yeah.

565
00:29:36,527 --> 00:29:37,778
Hey, Michelle.

566
00:29:39,404 --> 00:29:40,405
I love you.

567
00:29:44,409 --> 00:29:46,370
No, no, that's okay. You don't have to.

568
00:29:47,621 --> 00:29:49,623
Really. Yeah.

569
00:29:52,501 --> 00:29:53,585
Okay.

570
00:29:55,963 --> 00:29:57,756
All right, now. Good night.

571
00:30:15,274 --> 00:30:17,943
Shoot. Now I can't sleep.

