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來吧...開始吧!

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開始...

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跑...

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魯伯特和我在五週年紀念時買的

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你品味出眾

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你想要嗎?

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但這是霍克尼的作品,肯定價值百萬鎊

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說得對,你應該要說好

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-請放在拍賣品堆中
-明白,小姐

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(離婚後,莉碧嘉維爾頓成為
列治文球隊班主)

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(他抱美人婦,她取爛貨走)

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曼尼恩太太...

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對不起,維爾頓女士

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佐治來了

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如果他來了,為甚麼不過來這裡?

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對,你說得對

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佐治

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-希堅斯
-差點打中

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我喜歡你這樣的佈置

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是你自己設計的,還是找了基佬來幫你?

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對於你的髮型
我也想問同樣的問題,請坐

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她真串嘴,對嗎?

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對了,寶貝,我馬上便要去訓練

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不管你心胸上有任何疑難

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-即管告訴我吧
-好的

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你被炒了

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好

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我會賠償你餘下合約期的薪金,所以...

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祝你好運

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炒我?到底為甚麼?

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我想理由有千百個

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例如你偶發的仇女症

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-甚麼?
-我知道這個字很深

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問問你的女兒是甚麼意思

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又或者是因為你的表現

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帶領球隊在這季度再次踢出平庸表現

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又或者因為你堅持穿上這種小短褲

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逼我看你的其中一粒蛋蛋

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兩個我都看到了

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連恩與諾爾

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雖然不怎樣好看

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佐治,如果要我老實說

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你被炒是因為我現在是老闆
而我不喜歡你

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馬上滾,死肥佬

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喂,希堅斯

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你覺得哪樣更慘?

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老公偷食還是你是最後一個才知道?

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有人可以給我一盒沙律嗎?

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不要提子乾,謝謝

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去死吧

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新領隊一事要如何安排?

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要我準備一個候選人名單嗎?

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不,不用

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(體育中心)

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英國方面傳來有重大新聞

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列治文球隊宣佈聘請了新領隊

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狄奧多“乜都得”拉素

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最近,乜都得教練帶領乙組球隊
威奇托州割麥者隊

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首次取得全美足球冠軍

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他於第一個賽季便以主教練的身份

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帶領割麥者隊從魚腩球隊
變成冠軍人馬

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但對我們大部份人來說
乜都得教練並不是因這樣而取得我們歡心

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更未能成功入屋

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對我來說,乜都得一直都...

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用一些你要親眼看到才明白的方式

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跟他的隊員慶祝

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即使你親眼看到...

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也不一定知道他們在做甚麼

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好,乜都得,好好發揮你的本事

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祝你執教順利

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讓我們引以為傲

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美國加油

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(洗手間)

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(《達摩流浪者》,傑克凱魯亞克)

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喂,是你嗎?

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-我想是的
-天啊!傳奇人物

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可以跟你合拍一張嗎?

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很好

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在我的國家,我們說自拍

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但不是只有“自己”,對吧?

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是我們一起,“合拍“

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對,我喜歡

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真好

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你執教欖球隊

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你真是做這些大蠢事的傳奇人物

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太瘋狂了,他們會殺死你

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我之前聽過別人這樣說了

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但我仍然安然無恙

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-厲害
-好,很高興認識你

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你在看甚麼?又是足球書

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教練,你真是博學

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來吧,給我說一個有趣事實

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他們不說“帶球出界”,而說“踢球出界”

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好,如果我之後說到這個字
你要給我五元

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-沒問題
-好

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晚安,我們即將調暗機艙燈光

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我們應該睡一下,時差會令我們很痛苦

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對...

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我們這樣做很瘋狂嗎?

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對,很瘋狂

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喂,但接受挑戰就如騎馬一樣,不是嗎?

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如果你騎得舒服

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那應該是錯了

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-好,晚安,教練
-晚安,教練

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喂...

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如果我們在夢境看到對方
就玩樂一番

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-假裝我們不認識大家
-好,陌生人

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很好

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(乜都得教練)

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-你沒有睡過嗎?
-完全沒有

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對,我個腦不停轉

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一開始,我在想不要睡覺

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然後想我想不要睡覺這件事,然後...

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這樣做不好

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然後

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空姐便派發熱辣辣的朱古力曲奇

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接著飛機便降落了

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我沒有收到曲奇,你吃了我的嗎?

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這不是故事的一部份
我想是他們來接我們的

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嗨,你好嗎?

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-我叫乜都得,你呢?
-奧利

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-奧利,好
-讓我替你拿行李

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不用...奧利
是我們收拾的,我們自己拿便好了

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但我們想中途停車休息一下

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好,跟我來

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好,終於來了

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教練,我感覺到我們不再在堪薩斯了

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我之前離開堪薩斯也沒有這樣說過

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-那不錯
-對

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謝謝你帶我們來,奧利

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你準備好我們便可以繼續出發

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好,那是倫敦塔橋

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對,不是倫敦橋,因為它沒有掉下來

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(列治文球隊)

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你知道他們是如何發明足球的嗎?

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維多利亞時代的主人

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只想讓男生不要自瀆

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所以他們發明了一個男生
不能用手玩的運動

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他們想這個方法應該行得通

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我不知道是否成功,不過...

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感覺很不同,教練

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是一樣的,又但不同

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-是隱喻
-你懂的

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喂!

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喂!不好意思!

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喂!你好!

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走開...

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別再碰草地!

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走開!離開草地!
別再碰!麻煩你!

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-好...
-你是誰?

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我是乜都得,他是鬍鬚教練

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-天啊,你是新領隊
-沒錯

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-盡情拿吧
-不...

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我們剛修剪完,我可以去垃圾房

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-我可以拿更多給你
-沒事,不用了

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-謝謝
-好

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對

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-但我們仍要離開草地
-好...當然

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我們道歉了嗎?

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-草地,對不起
-對不起,草地

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我們應該與莉碧嘉維爾頓見面

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對,我正帶你們去見她

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看看他,快人一步

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喂,你叫甚麼名?

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-我?
-對

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沒有人問過我叫甚麼

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你隨時可以說

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我叫尼敦

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尼敦!我喜歡這個名字

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喂,我喜歡你的熱狗

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對,不,我知道

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對...你們這裡也有尼敦熱狗嗎?

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沒有

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好的

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我喜歡他,很喜歡

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讓我來為你介紹,老闆

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好了

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你好

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嗨,你們好嗎?
我是乜都得,你們的新教練

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-你一定是維爾頓女士了
-叫我莉碧嘉就好了

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維爾頓女士是我爸

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如果這是個笑話,我會很喜歡

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否則我想跟你好好了解

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他是鬍鬚教練

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終於能跟你親身見面真好

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希堅斯?

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不好意思,他是希堅斯
我們的現任傳訊總監

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現任?

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你可否接待鬍鬚教練
安排他們的職員證、住房資料...

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他們需要的所有東西

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-Wi-Fi密碼、濕紙巾
-加濕器,早你一步,教練

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謝謝

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-來,請坐下
-好

194
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-需要喝點甚麼嗎?
-好,麻煩你

195
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我在飛機上沒怎樣睡

196
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所以任何有咖啡因的飲品都可以

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摩卡咖啡、星冰樂...

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任何咖啡,只要我喝不到咖啡味便好

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茶要加甚麼嗎?

200
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通常我都會拿回去收銀處

201
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因為有人做了大錯,但是...

202
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入鄉隨俗,對嗎?

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好,看,很好

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怎麼樣?

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00:10:06,315 --> 00:10:09,276
我總是覺得茶喝起來就像熱的啡色水

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你知道嗎?

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00:10:10,611 --> 00:10:13,322
我是對的,很難喝,不用了,謝謝

208
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歡迎來到英國

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對,“好好習慣吧,蠢人“,對嗎?

210
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帶你四處逛逛好嗎?

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-我想去看看艾比路
-在球場內

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好,就從這裡開始吧

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這個大廳代表著球隊的謙厚悠久歷史

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1897年第一次作賽

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戰爭期間,我們的球場被用作為臨時醫院

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有些本地人聲稱

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00:10:34,676 --> 00:10:37,679
還看到離世的士兵在球場上徘徊

218
00:10:37,763 --> 00:10:39,139
真詭異

219
00:10:39,223 --> 00:10:42,059
-你信有鬼嗎,乜都得?
-我信

220
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:45,354
但更重要的是,我覺得
他們要相信自己,你明嗎?

221
00:10:46,438 --> 00:10:47,272
好

222
00:10:47,356 --> 00:10:49,900
這些都是我們的前班主

223
00:10:50,442 --> 00:10:52,778
好,看看上面那一位

224
00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:53,695
(魯伯特曼尼恩,自1987年)

225
00:10:53,779 --> 00:10:55,405
那群女生和香檳是甚麼一回事?

226
00:10:55,489 --> 00:10:56,949
看起來他很愉快

227
00:10:57,032 --> 00:10:58,242
他是我的前夫

228
00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:01,745
我發現愉快時光不一定好

229
00:11:02,287 --> 00:11:03,664
我聽聞過了

230
00:11:03,747 --> 00:11:05,040
你是怎樣撐過來的?

231
00:11:07,209 --> 00:11:08,585
對,這一年不易過

232
00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:09,711
對

233
00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:13,090
-我們想你跟傳媒見面
-對

234
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,843
不,先讓我好好睡幾晚才行

235
00:11:15,926 --> 00:11:18,428
對不起,我以為你知道的
他們已經在等你了

236
00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:19,346
他們甚麼?

237
00:11:21,807 --> 00:11:23,016
事不宜遲

238
00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:26,979
列治文球隊的新領隊
乜都得教練!

239
00:11:33,527 --> 00:11:34,778
好

240
00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:36,697
好,大家好嗎?

241
00:11:40,284 --> 00:11:41,159
是我們的教練

242
00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:43,787
天啊,是乜都得

243
00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:45,163
看,我們的教練

244
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:48,208
喂!

245
00:11:48,292 --> 00:11:51,003
再不靜下來我就要打人了

246
00:11:52,004 --> 00:11:54,423
等等,讓我先...有點口乾

247
00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:01,805
我不知道這是有氣水,不好意思

248
00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:03,807
看看這個笨蛋!

249
00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:05,392
死美國佬!

250
00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:07,394
好了

251
00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:09,855
不如直接開始?大家有問題嗎?

252
00:12:11,607 --> 00:12:13,734
不,我不知道會這樣的

253
00:12:13,817 --> 00:12:15,777
你知道嗎?先放下手

254
00:12:15,861 --> 00:12:16,987
很快...

255
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,155
對

256
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:19,531
不如讓我來說說

257
00:12:19,615 --> 00:12:21,909
最重要的消息

258
00:12:21,992 --> 00:12:27,122
不,我從來沒有執教過
你們稱之為足球的球隊

259
00:12:27,206 --> 00:12:28,207
天啊

260
00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:29,917
甚麼?

261
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,878
慘了,我不懂足球這事
你們可以大寫特寫了

262
00:12:34,296 --> 00:12:35,547
但讓我說說我懂甚麼

263
00:12:35,631 --> 00:12:38,675
我知道列治文球隊就如
我執教過的所有球隊一樣

264
00:12:38,759 --> 00:12:41,094
在四節比賽中

265
00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:42,554
-會努力施展渾身解數
-上下半場

266
00:12:43,347 --> 00:12:45,265
-甚麼?
-是上下半場

267
00:12:45,349 --> 00:12:46,600
對,對不起,是上下半場

268
00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:49,561
他們會在上下半場盡全力應戰
勝敗也如是

269
00:12:49,645 --> 00:12:50,729
或者平手

270
00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:52,564
對了,足球是可以平手的

271
00:12:52,648 --> 00:12:54,775
對不起,我需要點時間來適應

272
00:12:54,858 --> 00:12:57,694
因為在美國,如果你想打成平手

273
00:12:57,778 --> 00:13:00,864
這可能是世界末日的第一個徵兆

274
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:06,078
看,我很尊重你們傳媒的工作

275
00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:07,996
我隨時樂意回答大家的提問

276
00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:11,500
好嗎?甚麼問題都可以問
沒有問題會被禁止

277
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:13,919
好,最後一條問題

278
00:13:14,545 --> 00:13:16,505
第二排的那位先生

279
00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:17,589
對

280
00:13:18,215 --> 00:13:19,716
我喜歡你的眼鏡

281
00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:21,635
謝謝

282
00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:23,679
特倫特格林,獨立報

283
00:13:24,221 --> 00:13:26,014
我想弄清楚一些事

284
00:13:26,098 --> 00:13:28,392
你是美國人,從沒來過英國

285
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:31,436
你的執教成就只達業餘水平...

286
00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:33,564
只屬於二線球隊...

287
00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:35,607
現在獲委任

288
00:13:35,691 --> 00:13:37,234
執教英格蘭超級足球聯賽球隊

289
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:40,612
而且顯然對足球的認知少得可憐

290
00:13:41,530 --> 00:13:43,073
你的問題是甚麼,特倫特?

291
00:13:43,866 --> 00:13:44,950
對

292
00:13:45,534 --> 00:13:47,202
這是個笑話嗎?

293
00:13:48,537 --> 00:13:50,873
-謝謝,特倫特!
-我喜歡這個記者

294
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:54,042
你說得出任何足球員的名字嗎?

295
00:13:54,126 --> 00:13:57,296
朗拿度和成為電影題材的那位

296
00:13:57,379 --> 00:13:59,506
-是碧咸!有人拍過電影的!
-大蠢材

297
00:13:59,590 --> 00:14:00,757
你到底是誰?

298
00:14:00,841 --> 00:14:02,968
你知道超級聯賽一個季度
有多少場比賽嗎?

299
00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:04,219
以我記憶,我不知道

300
00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:08,015
沒有人聽得懂你說甚麼

301
00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:09,516
哪一隊是去年聯賽冠軍?

302
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:11,560
我不知道答案,對不起

303
00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:13,478
守門員是甚麼?

304
00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:16,023
帶著米奇老鼠手套,站在...龍門前的那位

305
00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:17,566
慘了

306
00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:19,151
你回美國吧

307
00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:30,662
對...不...我...

308
00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:35,083
有氣水!

309
00:14:35,167 --> 00:14:37,085
慘不忍睹!

310
00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:39,505
乜都得教練

311
00:14:39,588 --> 00:14:42,216
天啊,請你原諒我的同鄉

312
00:14:42,299 --> 00:14:44,092
好像在過去幾年

313
00:14:44,176 --> 00:14:47,387
我們已經把禮儀和待客之道
拋諸腦後

314
00:14:47,471 --> 00:14:49,973
你們不會太過份嗎?

315
00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:53,018
但我記不起上次記者室坐滿人的情況了

316
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,521
但你們都來了

317
00:14:55,604 --> 00:14:57,314
也許你們也不是太差

318
00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:00,192
雖然今日有這麼多記者在場

319
00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:02,194
但在這房間內,沒有比我

320
00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:04,446
看列治文隊比賽的次數還多

321
00:15:04,530 --> 00:15:08,367
球隊在過往班主的帶領下

322
00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:10,702
表現只是平庸無奇

323
00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:14,289
我說錯了嗎?

324
00:15:14,373 --> 00:15:15,582
這樣說有點苛刻

325
00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:19,503
我說錯了嗎?

326
00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:21,755
沒有

327
00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:26,635
乜都得教練的履歷可能不被你們接受

328
00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:28,929
但他擁有一樣球隊沒有的

329
00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:30,430
千禧年獎杯

330
00:15:31,265 --> 00:15:34,893
不管你喜歡與否
列治文會按照我們的方式革變

331
00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:38,063
從今開始,這個方式就是“拉素法“

332
00:15:40,399 --> 00:15:43,777
期待下次我們與水晶宮作賽時再見

333
00:15:43,861 --> 00:15:45,237
謝謝

334
00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:48,365
很高興跟你們見面

335
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,742
把這裡的東西噴濕了,對不起

336
00:15:51,493 --> 00:15:52,494
謝謝

337
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:55,789
我打賭他只能待三星期

338
00:15:56,415 --> 00:15:59,251
天啊,對不起
我不知道會這樣的

339
00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:01,587
乜都得,把他們拋諸腦後

340
00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:02,671
你有事要辦

341
00:16:02,754 --> 00:16:04,840
證明他們是錯的
這一項剛加到清單上

342
00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:06,675
感謝你...謝謝,教練

343
00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:07,759
對

344
00:16:09,094 --> 00:16:12,097
沒氣的就沒有事了
我可以整天都喝

345
00:16:13,891 --> 00:16:16,560
好,如果可以,我想跟球員見面

346
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,645
球隊不能沒有教練

347
00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:22,441
你可以再說一次,好

348
00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:24,067
我差點便輸透了

349
00:16:25,194 --> 00:16:27,279
維爾頓女士,我之前有點懷疑

350
00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:31,575
但聽到你的講話後
我對你的決定很有信心

351
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,994
乜都得教練是我們需要的人才

352
00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:35,370
他真是個笨蛋

353
00:16:35,454 --> 00:16:36,288
我知道

354
00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:37,664
甚麼?

355
00:16:37,748 --> 00:16:39,208
我希望他一敗塗地

356
00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:45,297
看,我前夫一生中最愛的只有一件事
這支球隊

357
00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:49,134
乜都得教練會幫我把球隊摧毀

358
00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:52,304
因為我想好好折磨魯伯特

359
00:16:53,722 --> 00:16:57,351
我想他感受被人用裂斷了的板球拍
不斷插屁股的感覺

360
00:16:57,434 --> 00:17:01,563
不斷插...

361
00:17:01,647 --> 00:17:03,065
就像“變態圖“一樣

362
00:17:03,941 --> 00:17:05,943
“變態圖”就是這樣,不是嗎?
就是...

363
00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:08,403
不斷重覆

364
00:17:09,488 --> 00:17:11,448
對

365
00:17:11,949 --> 00:17:16,078
但有些人會讀成“動態圖”

366
00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:19,665
-謝謝你,希堅斯
-謝謝

367
00:17:23,961 --> 00:17:26,046
好,讓我試著用一次,我便會記住

368
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:27,297
領隊,即是我...

369
00:17:27,381 --> 00:17:28,966
-來到“草地“上...
-對

370
00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:30,509
...在這草地上...觀看練習

371
00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:32,427
“操練“,他們說“操練“的

372
00:17:32,511 --> 00:17:34,513
要適應這些用語很難

373
00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:37,140
我會做到的,因為熟能生巧

374
00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:38,141
做得好

375
00:17:38,809 --> 00:17:39,810
是他

376
00:17:44,857 --> 00:17:47,025
天啊,搞甚麼鬼!

377
00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:49,653
看著你防守的人!加油!

378
00:17:50,404 --> 00:17:52,030
-他是誰?
-羅伊肯特

379
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:55,033
隊長,典型的全能中場

380
00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:58,412
-很明顯已不及當年勇
-但他是個傳奇人物

381
00:17:58,495 --> 00:18:00,122
他踢車路士時贏過聯賽冠軍,所以...

382
00:18:00,706 --> 00:18:02,666
-八年前
-對

383
00:18:04,376 --> 00:18:05,460
天啊,怎麼了?

384
00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:08,630
這混合運動飲品真好喝,厲害

385
00:18:08,714 --> 00:18:09,840
教練,你想試試嗎?

386
00:18:17,306 --> 00:18:19,474
我要說這個年輕人真有一手

387
00:18:19,558 --> 00:18:21,059
你再一次為我帶來驚喜,尼敦

388
00:18:22,311 --> 00:18:23,687
你記得我的名字

389
00:18:25,606 --> 00:18:27,191
嘩!你看到嗎?

390
00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:30,277
他就像被青瓜嚇到的貓

391
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:32,404
-他是誰?
-占美塔特

392
00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:34,072
隊中的最佳射手

393
00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:35,157
死開

394
00:18:35,866 --> 00:18:37,993
-尼敦,他表現如何?
-誰?占美嗎?

395
00:18:38,827 --> 00:18:39,870
他表現不錯

396
00:18:41,205 --> 00:18:42,039
在足球方面

397
00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:45,459
我也知道有人是這樣的

398
00:18:46,502 --> 00:18:49,213
森奧比桑尼亞,在尼日利亞足球聯賽
踢右後衛

399
00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:51,048
尼日利亞?非洲?

400
00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:53,926
他們大老遠跑到這裡來?

401
00:18:54,009 --> 00:18:55,093
我空曬

402
00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:56,595
他一定是英國人,對嗎?

403
00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:58,180
-威爾斯
-是另一個國家嗎?

404
00:18:58,263 --> 00:19:01,099
-可說是,可說不是
-這個國家內有多少個國家?

405
00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:02,351
-四個
-四個

406
00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:05,229
就像現時的美國

407
00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:06,855
對

408
00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:22,829
我喜歡更衣室

409
00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:25,332
有潛能的感覺

410
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:28,710
這是艾斯牌止汗劑嗎?

411
00:19:28,794 --> 00:19:30,337
沒錯,教練

412
00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:32,256
但我想它在這裡叫別的名字

413
00:19:41,473 --> 00:19:42,474
看

414
00:19:43,809 --> 00:19:44,852
韋斯牌

415
00:19:45,644 --> 00:19:47,145
我最愛叢林貓的名字

416
00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:54,319
過來,看看你自己...

417
00:19:54,403 --> 00:19:55,487
謝謝...

418
00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:06,748
哎呀

419
00:20:06,832 --> 00:20:08,208
對上一次有人跟我四眼交投

420
00:20:08,292 --> 00:20:10,294
眼神如此冷酷的是羅伊謝德

421
00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:12,337
-《大白鯊》?
-不,《爵士春秋》

422
00:20:12,421 --> 00:20:14,298
我要說點話,大家好嗎?

423
00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:16,175
你們繼續忙

424
00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:18,635
我是乜都得教練,他是鬍鬚教練

425
00:20:18,719 --> 00:20:20,679
我知道我們仍未正式開始

426
00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:23,098
我們只是想過來跟大家打個招呼

427
00:20:23,182 --> 00:20:25,058
讓你們知道我們很高興來到這裡...

428
00:20:25,142 --> 00:20:26,268
叩叩門

429
00:20:26,351 --> 00:20:28,312
你們有穿好衣服嗎?

430
00:20:30,314 --> 00:20:32,649
真是令人失望

431
00:20:33,984 --> 00:20:36,945
糟糕,我打斷你了嗎?

432
00:20:37,029 --> 00:20:39,573
不,沒事的,有甚麼可以幫到你?

433
00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:41,366
不,我來接他的

434
00:20:41,450 --> 00:20:42,868
是,對不起,教練

435
00:20:42,951 --> 00:20:45,120
她替我預約了做脫毛療程

436
00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:48,123
其實是為了粉絲

437
00:20:48,207 --> 00:20:50,834
入了球便會脫衣

438
00:20:50,918 --> 00:20:52,503
寶貝

439
00:20:53,879 --> 00:20:55,088
你想我留下來也沒問題

440
00:20:56,381 --> 00:20:57,382
不,不要緊

441
00:20:57,466 --> 00:20:58,884
好吧,再見

442
00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:00,302
-好
-走吧

443
00:21:00,385 --> 00:21:01,345
好了,小朋友,走吧

444
00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:03,222
你要做大人了,不是嗎?

445
00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:05,057
不,寶貝,我要看你屁股

446
00:21:06,391 --> 00:21:07,684
死開

447
00:21:07,768 --> 00:21:10,354
好好看吧

448
00:21:16,652 --> 00:21:19,446
謝謝你們的時間

449
00:21:42,719 --> 00:21:44,179
(祝你好運,爸爸)

450
00:21:53,397 --> 00:21:56,191
(成功金字塔)

451
00:22:03,448 --> 00:22:05,617
教練,醒醒吧

452
00:22:06,994 --> 00:22:09,204
別這樣,打擾別人睡覺

453
00:22:12,291 --> 00:22:14,168
羅伊!喂,羅伊!

454
00:22:15,878 --> 00:22:17,629
怎樣?你想怎樣?

455
00:22:17,713 --> 00:22:19,923
今天看你踢球真高興

456
00:22:20,007 --> 00:22:22,259
他們很服從你

457
00:22:22,342 --> 00:22:24,678
我也不意外,你戰績彪炳

458
00:22:25,304 --> 00:22:26,346
謝謝

459
00:22:28,056 --> 00:22:31,435
從沒想過掛靴前會被麥當勞叔叔執教

460
00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:40,444
你允許他這樣說你嗎?

461
00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:41,945
我想他不是在說我

462
00:22:42,905 --> 00:22:45,490
他生氣了,直至他支持我們

463
00:22:46,241 --> 00:22:48,744
他會十分憤怒

464
00:22:48,827 --> 00:22:50,078
你有膠紙嗎?

465
00:23:05,219 --> 00:23:06,803
(相信)

466
00:23:10,682 --> 00:23:11,683
(塔特)

467
00:23:25,155 --> 00:23:26,114
你在做甚麼?

468
00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:29,409
慘了,你沒事吧?

469
00:23:29,493 --> 00:23:30,994
不,我沒事...

470
00:23:31,078 --> 00:23:32,246
我不應該笑的

471
00:23:32,329 --> 00:23:33,872
沒事

472
00:23:33,956 --> 00:23:37,918
不,我只是裝飾一下這個更衣室

473
00:23:38,001 --> 00:23:39,503
很好

474
00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:43,048
但我覺得貼歪了

475
00:23:44,424 --> 00:23:46,677
我還以為是這間房格格不入

476
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:48,095
但你知道嗎?我覺得你是對的

477
00:23:49,888 --> 00:23:51,682
你為甚麼回來?占美呢?

478
00:23:51,765 --> 00:23:53,267
他把電話留在更衣室

479
00:23:53,350 --> 00:23:54,935
為甚麼他不回來拿?

480
00:23:55,018 --> 00:23:57,437
他仍然在脫毛,原來他毛超多

481
00:23:57,521 --> 00:23:59,481
脫毛期間,毛又長出來了

482
00:24:00,107 --> 00:24:01,942
-不是吧
-我可以去拿嗎?

483
00:24:02,025 --> 00:24:03,777
-當然...自便
-謝謝

484
00:24:11,702 --> 00:24:13,412
那邊低一點

485
00:24:13,495 --> 00:24:14,496
很好

486
00:24:14,580 --> 00:24:15,747
下一點,再下一點

487
00:24:16,665 --> 00:24:17,666
再一點點

488
00:24:17,749 --> 00:24:19,334
停!完美

489
00:24:19,418 --> 00:24:21,920
好,這樣好嗎?合作無間

490
00:24:22,963 --> 00:24:24,548
-真好
-真老土

491
00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:27,092
-對了,我叫琪麗
-嗨,我是乜都得教練

492
00:24:27,176 --> 00:24:29,303
我知道,你現時在Twitter很紅

493
00:24:29,386 --> 00:24:30,554
是甚麼?

494
00:24:31,221 --> 00:24:32,931
-你沒有用Twitter?
-沒有

495
00:24:33,015 --> 00:24:34,433
但我會節奏口技

496
00:24:43,817 --> 00:24:46,820
我不知道一個成人在我面前
表演節奏口技要怎樣反應

497
00:24:46,904 --> 00:24:48,864
我希望你不會遇到比茲馬基

498
00:24:50,449 --> 00:24:51,742
對

499
00:24:51,825 --> 00:24:54,703
如果你好奇,開始在Twitter上搜尋

500
00:24:54,786 --> 00:24:56,330
不要搜尋標籤列治文

501
00:24:56,413 --> 00:24:59,458
-好
-或者笨蛋,或者蠢材

502
00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:01,752
我會記住你的說話

503
00:25:02,753 --> 00:25:04,838
歡迎來到英國

504
00:25:12,846 --> 00:25:14,806
謝謝,謝謝你載我們

505
00:25:14,890 --> 00:25:15,849
不客氣

506
00:25:15,933 --> 00:25:17,559
這是你的嗎,尼敦?

507
00:25:17,643 --> 00:25:19,520
這架?天啊,不,我駕馭不了

508
00:25:19,603 --> 00:25:21,104
這才是我的,綠色小車

509
00:25:21,188 --> 00:25:23,565
好,放進去

510
00:25:23,649 --> 00:25:24,650
來吧

511
00:25:24,733 --> 00:25:27,361
工作到夜深,乜都得

512
00:25:27,444 --> 00:25:28,654
有人說過

513
00:25:28,737 --> 00:25:31,323
“人越努力越幸運”,對吧?

514
00:25:32,199 --> 00:25:33,200
要斜放

515
00:25:33,283 --> 00:25:35,244
對不起,乜都得
我們應該給你一輛車

516
00:25:35,327 --> 00:25:36,662
不,不要緊

517
00:25:36,745 --> 00:25:37,829
各位晚安

518
00:25:41,375 --> 00:25:42,376
你怎麼了?

519
00:25:42,459 --> 00:25:44,586
今天我吃的所有東西...

520
00:25:45,546 --> 00:25:47,464
好像仍然卡在這裡

521
00:25:49,508 --> 00:25:50,759
可以了...

522
00:25:52,803 --> 00:25:53,804
走吧

523
00:25:53,887 --> 00:25:57,182
他看來是個好人
我不知道我應否這樣做

524
00:25:59,142 --> 00:26:00,394
你當然要這樣做,為了成功

525
00:26:00,477 --> 00:26:04,857
我需要新任足球運營總監的全力支持

526
00:26:05,858 --> 00:26:08,277
這算是升職,大幅加薪

527
00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:10,863
對你和家人都有好處

528
00:26:13,407 --> 00:26:15,534
看,這輛車有個隱形軚盤!

529
00:26:17,703 --> 00:26:18,662
我說笑的

530
00:26:18,745 --> 00:26:20,455
是尼敦開車

531
00:26:20,539 --> 00:26:23,166
你真可愛,乜都得

532
00:26:23,250 --> 00:26:25,085
大家半斤八兩

533
00:26:29,756 --> 00:26:30,757
怎麼樣?

534
00:26:32,092 --> 00:26:33,302
我接受

535
00:26:33,385 --> 00:26:34,511
很好

536
00:26:40,475 --> 00:26:42,144
還有,希堅斯

537
00:26:42,227 --> 00:26:45,022
我知道這趟旅途中

538
00:26:45,105 --> 00:26:46,398
會令你壓力有點大

539
00:26:46,481 --> 00:26:48,734
但我肯定不會比以前

540
00:26:48,817 --> 00:26:51,820
瞞著我帶魯伯特的女人進進出出那麼辛苦

541
00:27:07,169 --> 00:27:08,295
這是你的房子,教練

542
00:27:09,338 --> 00:27:11,548
好的,你可以嗎?

543
00:27:11,632 --> 00:27:13,217
-我可以了,你呢?
-好

544
00:27:13,300 --> 00:27:14,468
-晚安,教練
-晚安,教練

545
00:27:14,551 --> 00:27:16,011
我差點忘記了

546
00:27:17,304 --> 00:27:18,805
這是做甚麼的?

547
00:27:18,889 --> 00:27:20,557
-“一覺安眠”
-好好睡一下,教練

548
00:27:20,641 --> 00:27:21,850
好,我會的

549
00:27:32,861 --> 00:27:35,822
(歡迎乜都得教練)

550
00:28:09,106 --> 00:28:11,567
喂,乖仔,你好嗎?
今天上學如何?

551
00:28:12,943 --> 00:28:13,861
對

552
00:28:13,944 --> 00:28:15,529
不,我忘記了

553
00:28:15,612 --> 00:28:17,865
對...我今天有點糊里糊塗

554
00:28:18,866 --> 00:28:20,784
對...你可以這樣說

555
00:28:22,369 --> 00:28:24,788
不...不要緊,不
我只是想聽聽你的聲音

556
00:28:24,872 --> 00:28:26,415
好...去做你的事吧,好

557
00:28:26,498 --> 00:28:28,083
喂,你媽在嗎?

558
00:28:28,166 --> 00:28:30,252
好,謝謝,小朋友

559
00:28:30,335 --> 00:28:31,420
喂,我想你

560
00:28:34,047 --> 00:28:35,549
對,我也愛你

561
00:28:36,258 --> 00:28:37,259
好

562
00:28:46,768 --> 00:28:48,103
喂,你好嗎?

563
00:28:48,770 --> 00:28:51,440
對,目前為止還算順利

564
00:28:52,858 --> 00:28:55,194
只是需要點時間來適應

565
00:28:55,277 --> 00:28:57,946
但只要開始後,我想就沒問題了

566
00:28:58,864 --> 00:29:01,408
對,是真的...

567
00:29:02,326 --> 00:29:04,995
你知道嗎?其實很不錯

568
00:29:06,163 --> 00:29:08,832
而且這個社區也很可愛

569
00:29:08,916 --> 00:29:09,917
對

570
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,377
你和仔仔要過來

571
00:29:12,461 --> 00:29:13,629
來這裡看看

572
00:29:18,634 --> 00:29:19,927
甚麼?不,我說了甚麼?

573
00:29:23,472 --> 00:29:26,141
但我就是在這樣做,我給予你空間

574
00:29:27,768 --> 00:29:28,769
對...

575
00:29:28,852 --> 00:29:30,354
對,我自己,對

576
00:29:32,648 --> 00:29:33,690
好

577
00:29:34,441 --> 00:29:36,443
不...不要緊,對...

578
00:29:36,527 --> 00:29:37,778
喂,米歇爾

579
00:29:39,404 --> 00:29:40,405
我愛你

580
00:29:44,409 --> 00:29:46,370
不...不要緊,你不用這樣做

581
00:29:47,621 --> 00:29:49,623
真的,對

582
00:29:52,501 --> 00:29:53,585
好

583
00:29:55,963 --> 00:29:57,756
好了,晚安

584
00:30:15,274 --> 00:30:17,943
天啊,我睡不著

585
00:30:46,847 --> 00:30:48,849
(字幕翻譯: 賴芷晴)