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[birds chirping]
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[soft music playing]
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[grunts]
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[sighs]
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-Morning, Coach.
-Morning, Coach.
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You wanna grab some breakfast?
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Nah, I just had one piece of cereal
and I'm pretty stuffed.
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Could go for coffee though.
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Yeah.
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[sighs] You know what today feels like?
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-First day of school.
-First day of school. That's right. Whoo!
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That's close.
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-What about you, Coach? How you feeling?
-A little nervous.
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Well, heck, yeah.
No such thing as "last-day jitters."
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-[horn honks]
-Whoa.
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Gotta look right, Coach.
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Yeah. I'm gonna get that someday.
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[busker] ♪ So blues ♪
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-♪ I can tell you ♪
-Check out my man here.
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-♪ So blues, I can tell you ♪
-[children shouting, laughing]
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[boy] A girl's not gettin' by me.
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[children shouting, laughing]
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Sometimes the best way to stick it to
the man is go right between his legs, huh?
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-We gotta go, Coach.
-Yeah.
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-[knocks]
-Knock-a-doodle-do.
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-Ah. Good morning, Coach Lasso.
-Hey, look at us.
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Couple of worm-addicted early birds,
am I right?
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Well, I'm glad I caught ya.
I brought you a little something.
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-Oh.
-Yeah. Cookies. [chuckles]
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Or as y'all call 'em here,
biscuits, right?
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Though, I do not recommend
you smother these in gravy.
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Oh. Ted, I don't-- I don't really--
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Oh, come on now. Take a lookie there.
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-Oh, those do look good.
-Right?
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Go ahead, take a nibble.
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That's it. Away you go.
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-Fuck me.
-Hmm.
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Where did you get these?
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I'm glad you like 'em.
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You know what? I'll start bringing these
to ya every morning.
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Call it "Biscuits with the Boss."
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That really isn't necessary.
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Okay, well, mark this down
as the first time we disagree then.
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Actually, no, second time.
Uh, tea is horrible.
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Absolute garbage water.
I don't know why y'all do that.
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Anyhoo, you know,
we can't really be, uh, good partners
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-unless we get to know each other, right?
-Ted--
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We're gonna start simple.
Real easy, real easy one.
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We're gonna do, uh,
first concert, best concert.
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You go ahead and go first. Go.
Right off the bat. Come on.
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Uh, the Spice Girls.
And, uh, the Spice Girls.
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Same answer for both?
I love that. My turn. First concert.
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[stammers] I mean, come on. It was
"The Gambler" himself, Mr. Kenny Rogers.
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-Okay, I'm sorry--
-[sings "The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers]
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Ted--
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Coach Lasso.
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[continues singing]
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Stop. Ted, I'm sorry.
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"Biscuits with the Boss" is not something
that I have time for this morning.
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Or ever.
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-I hear ya, boss. Loud and clear.
-There we go.
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Okay.
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You're gonna show up tomorrow
with biscuits, aren't you?
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[chuckling] Oh, come on now.
I would not bet on that.
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I mean, unless you wanna win
a buttload of money. [chuckles]
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High five, tree. Whoo!
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[theme music plays]
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[players chattering]
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[sniffs]
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Remember what you said to me
our first day coaching at Wichita State?
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Lose the ponytail?
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Relax. They're just kids.
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[Ted] Well, these fellas
sure as heck ain't kids.
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Hey, look at Isaac.
He looks like a Rodin sculpture in cleats.
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-Boots.
-Hm?
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They call cleats "boots."
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I thought you said
that the trunk of a car was a boot.
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Also a boot.
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Hold on now.
If I were to get fired from my job
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where I'm puttin' cleats
in the trunk of my car--
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You got the boot
from puttin' boots in the boot.
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[chuckles] I love that.
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[whistle blows]
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All right, gentlemen. Let's go ahead
and do a little seven on seven.
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We're gonna call this drill "The Exorcist"
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'cause it's all about
controlling possession.
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[Coach Beard] All right, let's go!
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[Sam grunts]
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Ah... Fuck!
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[Jamie] Whoo!
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Someone get some flowers,
'cause this spot here is where Sam died.
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[players laughing]
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It's very sad.
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Oi. Walk away, you little prick.
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All right, granddad. Keep your wig on.
[laughs]
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-Thanks, Roy.
-Yeah, you're good.
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[Ted] Hey, Sam, come here a sec.
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[panting] Coach, I'm-- I'm sorry.
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You know what the happiest animal
on earth is?
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It's a goldfish.
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You know why?
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-No.
-Got a ten-second memory.
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Be a goldfish, Sam. Yeah?
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Yeah, you got it. Go ahead.
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[whistle blows]
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-Hey, Nate.
-Who, me?
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Yeah. Until we get another Nate here,
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I just need you to assume
you're my default Nate, okay?
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Come on, question for ya.
What's the buzz on Sam here?
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Seems a little down in the dumps.
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Yeah, he's been, uh, underachieving
since he got here from Nigeria, so...
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Mm-hmm. Yeah, well, first time away
from home is never easy.
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We're gonna have to do something
to Ni-cheer-ia him up, man.
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[both laugh]
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You still laughing at stuff
you don't think is funny, huh?
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I'm not always sure
what's a joke and what isn't.
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Yeah, it's tough to tell these days,
isn't it?
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[players on laptop]
Go, Lasso! Go, Lasso, go!
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Go, Lasso! Go, Lasso, go!
Go, Lasso! Go, Lasso, go!
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[Rebecca] Higgins.
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-Ted Lasso was in my office.
-Hm.
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Blah, blah, blah.
"What's the first concert you ever saw?"
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-Boy George.
-[sighs] Not you, you garden gnome.
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He wants us to get together every morning
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to get to know me
and hear what I've got to say.
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The nerve!
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[sighs] I mean,
the man's just relentless and nice.
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Everywhere he's been,
his players seem to love him.
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It's the one thing
that could just muck this up.
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Hello, boys.
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Up top. [chuckles, groans]
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-[Sam] Hello, Miss Welton.
-[Roy] Hello, Miss Welton.
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Higgins, do you know which of the players
has the most sway in the locker room?
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Uh, no.
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So helpful.
Then solve me this different mystery.
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Find out where Lasso got those biscuits.
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Watch out, biscuits!
Higgins is on the case. [chuckles]
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[players chattering]
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All right, fellas. Excuse me.
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Listen up!
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[chattering stops]
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Whoa. Thank you, Coach.
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Now, we got Crystal Palace
coming here on Saturday.
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Anything we need to know, Coach?
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-Lot of speed on the outside.
-Okay. Anything else?
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Lot of speed.
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Okay, you heard the man.
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Uh, y'all whipped 'em up pretty good
earlier this year,
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so me and Coach ain't gonna mess
with the game plan.
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But-- but-- but-- but-- but-- but--
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we would like to start fiddling with
the way we do things in the locker room.
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And if the Internet
has taught us anything,
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it's that sometimes it's easier
to speak our minds anonymously.
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Right? So I asked Nate here to make us
a good old-fashioned suggestion box.
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The-- Hey, look at that.
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Yeah, did it with my niece.
She loves crafts, so--
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Uh-huh. Yeah. I love glimpses
into your personal life.
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This is lovely.
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So, if anything's got y'all
hot and bothered,
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just go ahead and drop us a note.
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You could have issue
with, uh, the color of the towels
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or, heck, the food in the vending machine.
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Sound good?
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Okay, great. See y'all tomorrow.
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Oi. We're middle of the table,
we've lost three of four,
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and you wanna know if the snacks
in the locker room are tasty enough?
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Are they?
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Jesus Christ.
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Uh, they are not.
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Oh. [clears throat]
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[footsteps approaching]
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[sighs] That's a long time to wait, Ted.
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Well, I respect you didn't hurry.
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So, how was your first official day?
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I'm not entirely sure
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what y'all's smallest unit
of measurement is over here,
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but that's about how much headway I made.
[chuckles]
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-And yet, you seem undeterred.
-Mm.
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[car engine revs]
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[tires screeching]
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Solid entrance.
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[upbeat music playing on car radio]
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What would you rather be,
a lion or a panda?
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-[car door closes]
-I don't have time for this.
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Okay.
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-Ted?
-Gotta go panda.
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Are you mad? Pandas are fat and lazy
and have piss-stained fur.
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Lions are powerful and majestic
and rule the jungle.
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Try telling that to an elephant.
Ooh, can I be an elephant?
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Mm-mmm. Lion or panda.
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-Panda.
-[Rebecca] Lion!
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-What's black and white and red all over?
-I don't know. What?
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A panda that gets anywhere
near a fucking lion. The answer is lion.
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All right.
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That Rebecca is an intimidating,
very tall woman.
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I mean, the minute she locked eyes
with me, I, like, started sweating.
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Oh, no. She got some fences, all right,
but you just gotta hop over 'em.
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-Hi, babe.
-[Jamie] Mm.
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Here. Keys.
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Hey, Jamie, what would you rather be?
A lion or a panda?
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-Coach, I'm me.
-Mm-hmm.
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Why would I wanna be anything else?
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I'm not sure you realize how
psychologically healthy that actually is.
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Hm. Cheers. [clicks tongue]
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Night Court.
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Wow.
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-He's a lion.
-Definitely lion.
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You know pandas eat their weight
in bamboo? My little boy told me that.
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-No!
-What are you talking about?
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Pandas are capable of it.
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00:10:01,894 --> 00:10:03,854
I don't know how often
they actually do that.
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[Coach Beard]
Sam's down in every stat since Nigeria.
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Maybe the Premiership's too much for him.
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No, he just needs to get
a little more comfy here, that's all.
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-He turns 20 on Saturday.
-There we go. A birthday.
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We'll do something special for him.
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Nudge that ship
in the right direction, yeah?
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Hey.
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[rattles]
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-Mm.
-[laughs]
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Let's see what we got here.
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-"Wanker."
-Hmm.
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Let's see what else we got.
"Piss off, wanker."
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"I hope you choke on a Big Mac."
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-Good thing these are anonymous.
-No, Roy signed that one.
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-Roy.
-Oh, here's a good one.
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"Shower pressure is rubbish."
Make a note of that.
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Uh, "Wanker." Yep.
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Oh, I'm not gonna say that word out loud.
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Um, another "wanker."
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You don't wanna let them
call you a wanker, Ted. It's bad.
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[stammers] What's a wanker?
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I'm a visual learner,
so that's very helpful. Thank you.
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Mm. My pleasure.
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[Ted] Okay, I got one.
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Uh, what if I joined forces
with a swashbuckling cat...
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Uh-huh.
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00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:10,212
...to play tiny guitars
for women of the night
239
00:11:10,295 --> 00:11:12,714
as we read Alex Haley's most seminal work?
240
00:11:12,798 --> 00:11:14,466
You'd be in cahoots with Puss in Boots,
241
00:11:14,550 --> 00:11:16,844
playing lutes for prostitutes,
reading Roots.
242
00:11:16,927 --> 00:11:19,346
No, The Autobiography of Malcolm X.
I gotcha.
243
00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:20,597
[Coach Beard] All right.
244
00:11:20,681 --> 00:11:23,392
Here we go. Hey, hold my beer.
245
00:11:23,475 --> 00:11:26,645
All right, see what you got, young lady.
Come on. What you got? What you got? Whoa!
246
00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:28,230
-[girl laughing]
-Are you kidding me?
247
00:11:29,481 --> 00:11:30,315
You see that?
248
00:11:30,399 --> 00:11:32,025
She spun you around
like the Tasmanian Devil.
249
00:11:32,109 --> 00:11:34,236
Yeah, she did.
Except without all that annoying...
250
00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:36,780
[imitates Tasmanian Devil babble]
251
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,120
Wrong again.
252
00:11:43,996 --> 00:11:46,707
[spits] Why is this so hard
for you, Higgins?
253
00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:48,417
[Ted] What time is it?
254
00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:51,170
It's "Biscuits with the Boss" time!
[grunts]
255
00:11:51,253 --> 00:11:53,881
-Wha-- And Higgins! Hey. [chuckles]
-[Higgins chuckles]
256
00:11:53,964 --> 00:11:55,048
Three's a crowd.
257
00:11:55,132 --> 00:11:57,676
Hey, that's a crowd I don't mind being
smack-dab in the middle of, buddy.
258
00:11:57,759 --> 00:11:58,635
[gags]
259
00:11:58,719 --> 00:12:01,013
Hey, boss. Check this out. Pow.
260
00:12:01,096 --> 00:12:02,723
Let's tie up some loose ends
from yesterday.
261
00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:04,516
First concert, Kenny Rogers, right?
262
00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:07,728
Best concert,
we got Beastie Boys at HORDE Fest, 1995.
263
00:12:07,811 --> 00:12:09,104
You're gonna love this story.
264
00:12:09,188 --> 00:12:11,023
Actually, did y'all get the O.J. trial
over here?
265
00:12:11,106 --> 00:12:14,443
Ted, please. I can't just have you
waltzing in here whenever you wish.
266
00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:16,987
What if I soft-shoe in, huh?
Little something like that.
267
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,530
Or-- or I can moonwalk in.
268
00:12:18,614 --> 00:12:21,283
Huh? Despite recent headlines,
it's still a fun dance move to do.
269
00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:24,077
-Ted, Ted.
-You gotta see the way I see it, okay?
270
00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:26,705
Everybody in this building,
part of the team. Part of AFC Richmond.
271
00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:28,248
Team's gotta bond. All right?
272
00:12:28,332 --> 00:12:30,125
I mean, heck,
Higgins and I are having lunch today.
273
00:12:30,209 --> 00:12:32,377
Oh, yes. We're having salads in my office.
274
00:12:32,461 --> 00:12:33,795
[Ted] All right, catch you later, boss.
275
00:12:33,879 --> 00:12:35,631
Higgins, see you at lunch, huh?
276
00:12:35,714 --> 00:12:37,007
Caesar you later.
277
00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:39,092
[Higgins grunts]
278
00:12:40,052 --> 00:12:42,387
Yes. Yes.
279
00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:44,139
[Higgins sighs]
280
00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:46,725
He's intolerable.
281
00:12:47,559 --> 00:12:49,686
[water sputters]
282
00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:51,021
[Ted] Boy. That is bad.
283
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,398
Somebody ought to check
this thing's prostate.
284
00:12:54,066 --> 00:12:54,900
Jeez.
285
00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:56,735
[players chattering]
286
00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:58,070
[Ted] Yeah.
287
00:12:58,153 --> 00:13:00,072
Hey, Sam.
You gotta pop upstairs real quick.
288
00:13:00,155 --> 00:13:01,990
Higgins wants to talk to you.
289
00:13:02,074 --> 00:13:03,492
Let's go. Move it, move it.
290
00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:07,871
Yep, yep. He's gone, he's gone.
291
00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:10,541
Shut the door, shut the door.
Hey. Yo, hey, guys. Listen up, listen up.
292
00:13:10,624 --> 00:13:12,417
Okay, Sam's birthday is on Saturday.
293
00:13:12,501 --> 00:13:14,920
So I was thinking we'd all chip in
and get him something nice.
294
00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:16,338
Nice gift or something. Right?
295
00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:19,508
So, Nate's gonna be coming around
with yet another impressive box.
296
00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:21,426
Look at this, wow! It's got a face!
297
00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:23,971
-Uh, he has a face.
-Sorry, it-- Uh, he. He.
298
00:13:24,054 --> 00:13:26,139
-You put the money in his mouth.
-Okay, you hear that, y'all?
299
00:13:26,223 --> 00:13:29,560
You put the money in his mouth.
Got it? Okay, good.
300
00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:30,811
Go get 'em, Nate.
301
00:13:31,562 --> 00:13:32,563
Okay? Help him out.
302
00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:35,941
All right. Lovely. Thanks, Colin.
303
00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:38,735
Uh...
304
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,780
You put the, uh, the money in his mouth.
305
00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:46,326
[Jamie] Yummy for you. Mm.
306
00:13:48,287 --> 00:13:51,290
It's spearmint. Make the money smell nice.
307
00:13:51,373 --> 00:13:53,625
Thank you, Jamie.
That's incredibly thoughtful.
308
00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:55,586
[Colin chuckles]
309
00:13:56,253 --> 00:13:57,963
Hey, Jamie-- Jamie-- Jamie. Real quick.
310
00:13:58,046 --> 00:14:01,383
Uh, just wanna have a chat.
Did you put gum in the box there?
311
00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:03,385
-Uh, yeah. Yeah.
-Now, why'd you go and do that?
312
00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:05,554
-Uh, sorry, Coach.
-Nate's just trying to help us out here.
313
00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:08,140
-He's part of the team, right?
-Yeah, right, Coach. Yeah, yeah.
314
00:14:08,223 --> 00:14:09,892
And I see this team like a band.
315
00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:10,976
I love that.
316
00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:13,312
-And if we were the Rolling Stones...
-Mm-hmm.
317
00:14:13,395 --> 00:14:15,856
...I'd be Mick Jagger,
'cause I'm the front man.
318
00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:17,149
-Sure.
-I got the moves.
319
00:14:17,232 --> 00:14:19,234
Got a tiny waist, yeah.
The whole bit. I get it.
320
00:14:19,318 --> 00:14:21,695
And Roy would be Keith Richards,
321
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:24,072
'cause he's old and everyone's surprised
he ain't dead yet.
322
00:14:24,156 --> 00:14:25,574
What the fuck are you saying?
323
00:14:25,657 --> 00:14:27,326
Roy, mate,
if you're gonna go to the shower,
324
00:14:27,409 --> 00:14:29,536
you should take
your sweater off first, pal.
325
00:14:30,245 --> 00:14:32,164
[Jamie laughing]
326
00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:38,045
I'm just taking the piss, mate. Yeah.
327
00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:39,880
I'll be better. Promise.
328
00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:41,882
Glad to hear it. Yeah.
329
00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:45,385
[players laughing]
330
00:14:47,638 --> 00:14:48,847
[reporters clamoring]
331
00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:50,140
Marcus, what you got?
332
00:14:50,224 --> 00:14:52,643
How are you feeling about taking on
Crystal Palace this weekend?
333
00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:55,938
A palace made out of crystal
seems mighty fragile if you ask me.
334
00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:58,106
-[reporter] Coach.
-[reporter 2] Coach!
335
00:14:59,316 --> 00:15:01,401
-[Ted] Yeah, right there.
-Trent Crimm, The Independent.
336
00:15:01,485 --> 00:15:03,028
Oh, I remember, Trent.
337
00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:06,281
I'm just curious.
Could you explain the offside rule?
338
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:10,077
Well, Trent, I'm gonna put it the same way
the US Supreme Court did
339
00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:13,247
back in 1964
when they defined pornography.
340
00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:15,499
It ain't easy to explain,
but you know it when you see it.
341
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,167
-[reporters laugh]
-[reporter 3] Coach. Coach.
342
00:15:17,251 --> 00:15:19,837
-Yeah, this gentleman right here.
-Ernie Lounds, The Sun.
343
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,922
-[reporters groan]
-Thank you.
344
00:15:22,005 --> 00:15:23,924
Uh, this question's for Miss Mannion.
345
00:15:24,007 --> 00:15:27,219
-It's "Welton."
-Of course. My apologies.
346
00:15:27,302 --> 00:15:29,721
Any thoughts on the newest Rupert girl?
347
00:15:30,389 --> 00:15:33,642
Uh, well, Rupert and I are
no longer together, so, uh...
348
00:15:34,268 --> 00:15:37,479
He may consort with whatever
model-actress, actress-model he pleases.
349
00:15:37,563 --> 00:15:38,564
[reporters chuckling]
350
00:15:38,647 --> 00:15:42,025
No, the girl who came forward today
is another one who was with Rupert
351
00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:43,110
while you were married.
352
00:15:44,236 --> 00:15:46,697
I mean,
she says it started five years ago.
353
00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:50,325
And they kept it going until, well, still.
354
00:15:50,868 --> 00:15:53,453
[camera shutter clicking]
355
00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:56,123
Oh. [chuckles]
356
00:15:57,749 --> 00:16:00,252
And all this time
I thought men couldn't multitask.
357
00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:01,628
[reporters laugh]
358
00:16:01,712 --> 00:16:04,006
-[reporters clamoring]
-I'm afraid that's all we have time for.
359
00:16:04,089 --> 00:16:05,465
Thank you so much.
360
00:16:05,549 --> 00:16:08,302
[reporters] Coach! Coach!
361
00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:15,767
-[knocks]
-Hey. How are you?
362
00:16:15,851 --> 00:16:17,895
-[Rebecca sighs]
-Just wanna make sure you're doing okay.
363
00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:19,563
You know,
that was pretty rough back there.
364
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,815
I expect nothing less from the press.
365
00:16:21,899 --> 00:16:22,900
Yeah.
366
00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:27,362
Sorry, did you need somebody to post that?
Because that person's not me.
367
00:16:27,446 --> 00:16:31,491
[chuckles] No, come on.
This is a care package from my little boy.
368
00:16:31,575 --> 00:16:32,492
Oh.
369
00:16:32,576 --> 00:16:35,329
Maybe something in here
can help cheer you up, yeah?
370
00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:38,373
-Got a, uh, small battalion of army men.
-[sighs]
371
00:16:38,457 --> 00:16:39,750
Says here on the card that
372
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:42,544
I'm supposed to set 'em up in my apartment
to help keep me safe.
373
00:16:42,628 --> 00:16:43,879
-[chuckles]
-Uh, oh!
374
00:16:43,962 --> 00:16:46,215
[trumpets]
375
00:16:46,298 --> 00:16:47,883
-Homemade kazoo.
-Excellent.
376
00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:50,469
Only got one of those though,
so you can't have that.
377
00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:51,970
Oh! Oh, hey now.
378
00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:53,805
Look at that right there.
379
00:16:53,889 --> 00:16:57,768
You know, this right here is some
of the best barbecue sauce in Kansas City,
380
00:16:57,851 --> 00:17:00,687
which makes it some of the best
barbecue sauce in the world.
381
00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:03,774
Ooh, yes!
382
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:06,609
You got some kind of food or something
that can teleport you back home,
383
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:07,819
make you feel warm and fuzzy?
384
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:11,656
-No.
-Mm-hmm.
385
00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:15,327
-Will that be all, Ted?
-No.
386
00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:19,039
No, actually, the whole reason I'm here
is 'cause I'm having a little trouble
387
00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:21,290
figuring out Jamie Tartt's
operating instructions,
388
00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:23,961
and I, you know-- I was just seeing
if you happened to have any advice.
389
00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:25,671
Oh, sorry, I'm afraid--
390
00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:27,297
[Ted] Ooh.
391
00:17:27,381 --> 00:17:29,716
Your eyes just lit up.
You got an idea. What is it? Go on.
392
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,927
I was just gonna say
you should go and talk to Keeley.
393
00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:35,347
I mean, you two have an obvious rapport.
If anyone knows Jamie, it's her.
394
00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:37,140
-See, that's why you're the boss, right?
-Mm.
395
00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:39,893
[chuckles] That's good.
Hey, tell you what I'm gonna do though.
396
00:17:39,977 --> 00:17:43,063
I'm gonna give you one of these stinkers.
Let's see. Let's get you a good one.
397
00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:46,066
Okay, this right here is gonna be
your first line of defense,
398
00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:48,861
in case that little turkey Ernie Lounds
comes back around, huh?
399
00:17:48,944 --> 00:17:51,613
How about that? We'll aim him
right at the door there for you.
400
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:54,199
All right, thanks, boss. I appreciate you.
401
00:17:55,701 --> 00:17:57,870
[upbeat music playing]
402
00:17:57,953 --> 00:18:00,998
[photographer] Yes! You look beautiful.
Just-- just pet the lion.
403
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,417
Exactly!
404
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,627
I love it. Give me a growl, yeah.
405
00:18:05,711 --> 00:18:07,254
[roars]
406
00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:08,797
Sexy, yeah.
407
00:18:08,881 --> 00:18:12,342
Yeah. Beautiful. Yeah, all right.
408
00:18:12,426 --> 00:18:13,886
Let's set up for the next shot.
409
00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:15,637
-Hi.
-Hey, how you doing?
410
00:18:15,721 --> 00:18:17,264
Yeah, I'm all right. How are you?
411
00:18:17,347 --> 00:18:19,850
Yeah, not bad.
So, you went with the lion, huh?
412
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:22,436
-Yeah.
-I'm a little hurt, but it looks cool.
413
00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:24,188
[laughing] I look insane.
414
00:18:24,897 --> 00:18:27,149
But I do think it's a better look
than the panda.
415
00:18:29,401 --> 00:18:30,485
Oh, yeah.
416
00:18:30,569 --> 00:18:31,778
[both chuckle]
417
00:18:31,862 --> 00:18:33,155
-Fuck, I'm famished.
-Yeah?
418
00:18:33,238 --> 00:18:34,740
Most lions are.
419
00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:36,325
-Oh, look. Let's get some food.
-Okay.
420
00:18:36,408 --> 00:18:38,076
-You hungry?
-Yeah, is it free?
421
00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:40,078
Gotta be pretty fun for you, yeah?
422
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:41,330
Yeah. I'm getting paid a shit ton
423
00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:43,874
to get dressed up like an animal
and sell caffeinated vodka.
424
00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:45,584
But I do get to go home with the paws.
425
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:47,711
Well, there's the perks right there. Yeah.
426
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,963
-Can I have a bite? Mm.
-Yeah. There you go.
427
00:18:50,047 --> 00:18:52,925
-[muffled] Thank you. Mm.
-[grunts] Careful. You're welcome.
428
00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:55,844
I know that you didn't
just pop down to feed me.
429
00:18:56,595 --> 00:18:59,014
No, you're right.
Uh, I wanted to ask you about Jamie.
430
00:18:59,097 --> 00:19:00,849
-Mm.
-Yeah.
431
00:19:02,059 --> 00:19:03,727
What would you say motivates him?
432
00:19:04,770 --> 00:19:05,938
Blow jobs.
433
00:19:06,438 --> 00:19:07,439
Mm.
434
00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:09,399
Is there a second option?
435
00:19:09,483 --> 00:19:11,276
[both chuckle]
436
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:12,861
Go on, give us another bite.
437
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,072
Hey. There you are.
438
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:18,075
Now, look,
I know the kid's gonna be a star.
439
00:19:18,784 --> 00:19:21,078
I was kinda hoping he'd, you know, warm up
440
00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:23,664
to the team building
I'm trying to do here. That's all.
441
00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:26,625
Actually, he responds well
to positive reinforcement.
442
00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:28,502
-That's my wheelhouse.
-There you go, then.
443
00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:30,128
Okay. Bite.
444
00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:32,381
-[laughs]
-Mm.
445
00:19:32,464 --> 00:19:34,091
-Go on, give us one more bite.
-Here you go.
446
00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:35,133
Yeah.
447
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:38,303
-That was a big one.
-Well, yep.
448
00:19:38,387 --> 00:19:39,680
Oop, you got some ketchup there.
449
00:19:39,763 --> 00:19:41,515
Looks like you devoured an antelope.
450
00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:42,891
-Help me.
-Just be careful. Hold on.
451
00:19:42,975 --> 00:19:44,476
[Keeley]
Yeah, I feel that. There's a lot of it.
452
00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:46,436
[Ted] Yeah, it's a lot and I'm just--
453
00:19:47,479 --> 00:19:48,480
[crowd] Richmond! Richmond!
454
00:19:48,564 --> 00:19:52,317
[commentator] We are moments away
from Crystal Palace facing AFC Richmond
455
00:19:52,401 --> 00:19:54,570
and their new manager, Ted Lasso.
456
00:19:54,653 --> 00:19:59,491
While on the pitch, all eyes will surely
be on young phenom, Jamie Tartt.
457
00:19:59,575 --> 00:20:01,785
All right, fellas, here we go. Here we go.
458
00:20:01,869 --> 00:20:03,328
Uh, Coach, you got any last words?
459
00:20:03,412 --> 00:20:06,415
-Speed on the outside.
-Speed on the outside. You heard the man.
460
00:20:06,498 --> 00:20:08,458
That's all we got for you,
except for one thing.
461
00:20:08,542 --> 00:20:11,086
And that's Happy Birthday, Sam!
462
00:20:11,170 --> 00:20:13,672
[players cheering, whistling]
463
00:20:20,429 --> 00:20:22,681
Eh, Babatunde's the best. [laughs]
464
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,894
-Hey. [laughs]
-Hey, enjoy.
465
00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:29,396
Hey, man, you guys got me Chin Chin.
466
00:20:29,479 --> 00:20:32,858
Wow, this is all I used to eat growing up.
[laughs]
467
00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:35,944
We know you haven't been home in a while,
so we thought we'd bring some home to you.
468
00:20:36,028 --> 00:20:37,696
You guys, man.
469
00:20:40,532 --> 00:20:41,533
[speaking Yoruba]
470
00:20:48,832 --> 00:20:51,293
-Hey. Happy Birthday, Sam.
-Thank you, Coach.
471
00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:53,170
We got a few things in there for you.
472
00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:54,796
Coach, what's-- what's this?
473
00:20:55,464 --> 00:20:58,383
[chuckles] Well, my little boy gave me
a whole bunch of these.
474
00:20:58,467 --> 00:21:00,177
You know, help keep me safe
while I'm away.
475
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:02,888
I miss him, you know.
476
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:07,309
My dad used to-- always used
to pinch my earlobes for good luck.
477
00:21:08,977 --> 00:21:10,812
Give me a fucking break.
478
00:21:14,525 --> 00:21:15,526
Sorry, Coach.
479
00:21:16,610 --> 00:21:19,196
Um, Coach, is it--
is it okay if I don't keep this?
480
00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:22,824
I don't really have the same fondness
for the American military that you do.
481
00:21:22,908 --> 00:21:24,910
Oh, sure. Right.
482
00:21:24,993 --> 00:21:26,703
-Imperialism. Right. Yeah.
-Imperialism.
483
00:21:26,787 --> 00:21:28,413
Thank you, Coach. Thank you.
484
00:21:28,497 --> 00:21:29,414
[Ted] All right, fellas.
485
00:21:29,498 --> 00:21:32,709
Let's get out there and show
Crystal Palace whose house this is, right?
486
00:21:32,793 --> 00:21:34,670
[cheering]
487
00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:36,713
[commentator] West meets South again.
488
00:21:36,797 --> 00:21:40,175
It's Derby Day in London,
and the atmosphere is electric.
489
00:21:40,259 --> 00:21:43,345
With a new owner in the boardroom
and a new manager in the dugout,
490
00:21:43,428 --> 00:21:47,266
will it be a new dawn
for the perennial underdog, AFC Richmond?
491
00:21:47,891 --> 00:21:50,727
Welcome to what the home fans call
the "Dogtrack."
492
00:21:50,811 --> 00:21:55,357
It's Nelson Road Stadium,
for AFC Richmond against Crystal Palace.
493
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:58,277
I'm Arlo White and this is Chris Powell.
494
00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,028
[Chris] And it's great to be here, Arlo.
495
00:22:00,654 --> 00:22:02,239
-You ready?
-Your fly is down.
496
00:22:02,698 --> 00:22:04,616
Oh. Thank you.
497
00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:05,701
All right, shall we?
498
00:22:06,660 --> 00:22:08,745
[Arlo] Chris, did you ever play
under an American manager?
499
00:22:08,829 --> 00:22:12,332
Never did, Arlo. Wouldn't have minded it.
I do speak the language.
500
00:22:13,834 --> 00:22:16,336
[crowd chanting] Wanker! Wanker! Wanker!
501
00:22:16,420 --> 00:22:20,549
Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker!
502
00:22:20,632 --> 00:22:22,509
Wanker! Wanker!
503
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:27,306
[Arlo] To the fans at home,
we do apologize for the fruity language.
504
00:22:27,389 --> 00:22:29,141
Wanker! Wanker!
505
00:22:29,725 --> 00:22:32,311
[Arlo] It was a risky hire
by new owner, Rebecca Welton.
506
00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:34,646
Does she know something we don't?
507
00:22:34,730 --> 00:22:36,064
Wanker! Wanker!
508
00:22:36,148 --> 00:22:38,275
Oi! Give him a chance.
509
00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:40,694
[fans groan]
510
00:22:40,777 --> 00:22:42,070
Wanker!
511
00:22:42,154 --> 00:22:44,072
We got 90 minutes
to prove 'em wrong, yeah?
512
00:22:44,781 --> 00:22:45,782
Let's give it a shot.
513
00:22:45,866 --> 00:22:47,451
[Arlo] Here we go.
514
00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:48,368
[whistle blows]
515
00:22:49,536 --> 00:22:51,205
[Arlo] And there you go.
516
00:22:51,288 --> 00:22:54,291
It's an inauspicious start
to the Ted Lasso era.
517
00:22:54,374 --> 00:22:55,959
[fans shouting]
518
00:22:56,668 --> 00:23:01,757
Richmond looked disjointed, uninspired,
and, you have to say, joyless.
519
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:04,426
Palace win and Richmond lose 4-1.
520
00:23:04,510 --> 00:23:07,888
The only bright spot being
the defensive play of Sam Obisanya.
521
00:23:07,971 --> 00:23:09,223
Only bright spot?
522
00:23:09,681 --> 00:23:12,809
Without me, it would've been 4-0,
you miserable old pricks.
523
00:23:12,893 --> 00:23:15,854
And a meaningless consolation goal
for Jamie Tartt in injury time.
524
00:23:15,938 --> 00:23:17,231
Thank you!
525
00:23:18,357 --> 00:23:19,983
Jamie. Real quick.
526
00:23:20,067 --> 00:23:21,527
[Arlo] Regarding Jamie Tartt,
527
00:23:21,610 --> 00:23:24,613
it was an insignificant goal
by the Manchester City loanee,
528
00:23:24,696 --> 00:23:27,074
but he celebrated
like he'd just won the World Cup.
529
00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:32,287
I haven't known you that long, but...
530
00:23:33,413 --> 00:23:36,208
I can honestly say you are
the best athlete I have ever coached.
531
00:23:38,377 --> 00:23:40,045
Wow. Um...
532
00:23:40,546 --> 00:23:42,798
Yeah. I mean, I-- I work hard, yeah.
533
00:23:42,881 --> 00:23:43,882
I see it.
534
00:23:44,508 --> 00:23:46,969
You are truly great
at everything you do out there.
535
00:23:47,553 --> 00:23:49,179
[clicks tongue] Except for one thing.
536
00:23:49,263 --> 00:23:50,347
My left foot cross?
537
00:23:50,430 --> 00:23:54,643
No. Jamie, I think that you might be
so sure that you're one in a million,
538
00:23:55,477 --> 00:23:58,105
that sometimes you forget that out there,
you're just one of eleven.
539
00:23:59,857 --> 00:24:04,236
And if you just figure out some way
to turn that "me" into "us"...
540
00:24:04,319 --> 00:24:05,320
[whistles]
541
00:24:06,738 --> 00:24:08,198
...the sky's the limit for you.
542
00:24:10,701 --> 00:24:12,494
Was a heck of a goal out there,
by the way.
543
00:24:13,412 --> 00:24:14,538
-Thanks.
-Mm-hmm.
544
00:24:19,668 --> 00:24:22,129
[Arlo] Richmond fall to 13th place.
545
00:24:22,212 --> 00:24:23,964
[Chris]
I'm sure they won't be there very long.
546
00:24:24,047 --> 00:24:25,465
[Arlo] Is that optimism, Chris?
547
00:24:25,549 --> 00:24:27,968
[Chris] No. Actually, I'm wearing
Obsession by Calvin Klein.
548
00:24:28,051 --> 00:24:30,137
That was fucking embarrassing!
549
00:24:31,180 --> 00:24:33,807
Oh, I-- I am equally livid.
550
00:24:33,891 --> 00:24:35,058
-[player] Blimey, mate.
-[player 2] Jesus Christ.
551
00:24:35,142 --> 00:24:36,602
Oh, my God.
552
00:24:36,685 --> 00:24:38,437
-[player 3] Didn't know he had it in him.
-Good lad.
553
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:40,522
[upbeat music playing]
554
00:24:42,232 --> 00:24:43,317
Oh, my God.
555
00:24:53,452 --> 00:24:54,995
Hey, come on now. [claps]
556
00:24:55,078 --> 00:24:56,663
Hey, let's shake this one off, all right?
557
00:24:56,747 --> 00:24:59,082
Start getting better on Monday.
Until then--
558
00:24:59,166 --> 00:25:03,504
Hey, DJ Beard-o, why don't you, uh, help
pick up the mood in here, all right?
559
00:25:03,587 --> 00:25:04,880
-[hip-hop music playing on speakers]
-Uh-oh.
560
00:25:04,963 --> 00:25:07,382
Little Phife Dawg and Q-Tip comin' at you.
561
00:25:08,217 --> 00:25:10,260
Come on now. Everybody get some cake.
562
00:25:10,344 --> 00:25:13,180
You know, it's Sam's birthday.
Go ahead, get some sugar in your system.
563
00:25:13,263 --> 00:25:14,264
Go on now.
564
00:25:22,523 --> 00:25:24,024
-[Ted] Hey, y'all.
-[gasps]
565
00:25:24,107 --> 00:25:29,029
I come bearing sweet treats
to numb the sting of defeat. [chuckles]
566
00:25:30,072 --> 00:25:31,615
-Yeah.
-Oh, thank you.
567
00:25:31,698 --> 00:25:35,452
And hey, just so you know, we can play
a lot better than we showed today.
568
00:25:37,246 --> 00:25:41,500
I know it would mean a lot to the guys
if y'all just came down, joined in.
569
00:25:41,583 --> 00:25:43,418
Let 'em know you're still in their corner.
570
00:25:44,878 --> 00:25:47,005
That's all the arm twisting
I'm gonna do though, okay?
571
00:25:47,548 --> 00:25:48,549
[Rebecca chuckles]
572
00:25:49,007 --> 00:25:51,510
Ted, you know what might convince me?
573
00:25:52,427 --> 00:25:55,722
If you told me where you got
these delicious biscuits.
574
00:25:56,765 --> 00:25:59,810
Well, if I did that, I wouldn't be able
to bring you more on Monday, would I?
575
00:25:59,893 --> 00:26:00,894
[chuckles]
576
00:26:01,770 --> 00:26:03,605
All right. Hope to see y'all downstairs.
577
00:26:03,689 --> 00:26:05,732
Mm! Oh, it's good cake.
578
00:26:08,318 --> 00:26:10,404
Jamie! Trent Crimm, The Independent.
579
00:26:10,487 --> 00:26:14,533
That was, uh, quite a beating today.
How you taking the loss?
580
00:26:15,284 --> 00:26:18,954
Look, it's not just me though, is it?
We're a team. I'm just one of eleven.
581
00:26:20,330 --> 00:26:21,748
-[man] Candy from a baby.
-[Trent] Okay.
582
00:26:21,832 --> 00:26:22,833
[man 2] They were rubbish.
583
00:26:27,504 --> 00:26:30,424
Fuck it. Yeah,
I am taking it pretty hard, you know?
584
00:26:30,507 --> 00:26:32,885
The rest of them,
they're all in there eating cake.
585
00:26:32,968 --> 00:26:35,137
-Seriously?
-Yeah, seriously, mate.
586
00:26:35,220 --> 00:26:38,640
The new gaffer's got music on in there.
It's like a party. It's a joke.
587
00:26:39,183 --> 00:26:42,728
[players cheering]
588
00:26:45,022 --> 00:26:46,148
[camera shutter clicks]
589
00:26:57,868 --> 00:26:59,786
[grunting]
590
00:26:59,870 --> 00:27:03,498
Careful, son.
The gaffer's fixed the water pressure.
591
00:27:05,083 --> 00:27:06,585
[Coach Beard] I hate losing.
592
00:27:06,668 --> 00:27:08,128
[Ted] Bird by bird, Coach.
593
00:27:08,212 --> 00:27:10,047
-Good night, Coach.
-Night, Coach.
594
00:27:12,883 --> 00:27:14,051
Uh-oh, here's trouble.
595
00:27:14,885 --> 00:27:17,012
-I saw the match.
-Oh, yeah? What'd you think?
596
00:27:17,095 --> 00:27:19,014
-You were rubbish.
-[chuckles]
597
00:27:19,097 --> 00:27:20,974
-Yeah, maybe so.
-Yeah.
598
00:27:21,058 --> 00:27:22,976
I did wanna get your advice on one thing.
599
00:27:23,435 --> 00:27:26,480
Uh, what do you think--
Oh! Look at that! Got ya!
600
00:27:26,563 --> 00:27:28,565
-Yeah? All right, I underestimated you.
-Yeah.
601
00:27:28,649 --> 00:27:31,193
See, no one sees me coming.
Come on, what you got? What you got?
602
00:27:31,276 --> 00:27:33,612
That was quick.
Okay, I'm gonna take my backpack off now.
603
00:27:33,695 --> 00:27:34,780
We're gonna really do this.
604
00:27:34,863 --> 00:27:37,032
-Let me stretch here a little bit.
-[chuckling] All right. Yeah.
605
00:27:37,115 --> 00:27:39,368
Here we go. Okay.
All right, now you're in trouble.
606
00:27:39,451 --> 00:27:40,786
[girl] Get your breath back.
607
00:27:44,206 --> 00:27:46,124
[rock music playing]
608
00:27:50,754 --> 00:27:51,839
[phone buzzes]
609
00:27:55,342 --> 00:27:56,343
[clears throat]
610
00:27:56,969 --> 00:27:58,136
What?
611
00:27:58,220 --> 00:27:59,388
I just sent you the pictures.
612
00:27:59,471 --> 00:28:00,681
[phone chimes]
613
00:28:04,059 --> 00:28:05,561
That's exactly what I wanted.
614
00:28:07,855 --> 00:28:10,816
The star player's girlfriend
and the new manager.
615
00:28:12,484 --> 00:28:14,069
Are you sure you want to do this?
616
00:28:14,152 --> 00:28:16,488
The press will eat them alive.
617
00:28:27,082 --> 00:28:28,500
Miss Welton?
618
00:28:34,089 --> 00:28:35,174
Do it.
619
00:28:39,803 --> 00:28:41,054
[clatters]
620
00:28:41,805 --> 00:28:44,808
[rock and roll music playing]