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(穀物塊)

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-早晨,教練
-早晨,教練

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你想去吃早餐嗎?

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不了,我吃了一大塊穀物塊
現在很飽了

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但可以去買杯咖啡

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好

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你知道我今天的心情如何嗎?

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-就像第一天上學
-第一天上學,沒錯

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很近

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-你呢,教練?你感覺如何?
-有點緊張

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沒錯,沒有人會最後一天才害怕

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要看右邊,教練

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對,我總有一天會記得

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很憂怨

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-我可以告訴你
-來聽聽他的歌聲

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很憂怨,我可以告訴你

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女生不可能突破我的防守

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有時候通過跨下就是打低男生的好辦法

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-我們要走了,教練
-對

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(搜尋魯伯特曼尼恩)

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早晨

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-早晨,乜都得教練
-看看我們二人

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都是習慣早起的鳥兒,對嗎?

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很幸運能見到你,我買了些東西給你

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對,是曲奇

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或者你們叫做餅乾,對嗎?

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但我不建議你點肉汁來吃

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乜都得,我真的沒有⋯

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來吧,看一眼

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-看起來很美味
-對嗎?

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來吧,吃一塊

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對,就是這樣

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天啊

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你在哪裡買的?

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你喜歡就好了

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我會每天早上都帶給你

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就叫它做“老闆餅乾”

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真的不用這樣做

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就記下這次我們首次不同意對方

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其實不是首次,是第二次了
茶真的很難喝

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就像垃圾水,我不懂為何你會喝

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但無論如何,如果我們不熟悉對方

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-我們很難成為好拍檔,對嗎?
-乜都得⋯

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我們就從簡單開始,真的很簡單⋯

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我們說說自己第一次去的演唱會
還有最美好的演唱會

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你先說,來吧,立即回答,來吧

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辣妹合唱團,還有⋯辣妹合唱團

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兩個答案都是一樣?
我喜歡,到我,第一個演唱會

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唱《賭徒》的人,肯尼羅傑斯先生

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好,對不起⋯

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乜都得⋯

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乜都得教練

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停,乜都得,對不起

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今早我沒有時間吃“老闆餅乾”

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之後都不會有

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-我明白了,老闆,很清楚
-對

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好

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你明天也會拿著餅乾來,對嗎?

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別這樣,我不敢打賭

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除非你想賺一大筆

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樹,擊掌

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(乜都得教練)

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還記得我們第一天執教威奇托州隊時
你跟我說甚麼嗎?

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放下馬尾?

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放鬆,他們只是小朋友

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他們肯定不是小朋友

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看看艾石,他就像穿釘鞋的羅丹雕像

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球鞋

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他們叫釘鞋做“球鞋”

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我以為是車尾箱的意思

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也是同一個字

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等等,如果我被炒

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我要把釘鞋放到車尾箱⋯

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你因為把球鞋放到車尾箱而被炒了

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我喜歡

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各位,現在來進行七人對賽

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我們叫這個訓練做“驅魔人”

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因為這講求操控權

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好,開始吧!

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搞錯!

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拿花來,因為這裡是森去世的地方

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真可憐

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喂,走開,你這個煩人

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好,老鬼,別緊張

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-謝謝,羅伊
-好,沒事了

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喂,森,過來一下

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教練,對不起

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你知道世界上最快樂的動物是甚麼?

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是金魚

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你知道原因嗎?

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-不
-因為牠們只有10秒記憶

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做條金魚,森,好嗎?

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對,你明白的,去吧

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-喂,尼敦
-你叫誰?我嗎?

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對,除非還有第二個尼敦

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我叫尼敦的時候就是叫你,明白嗎?

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我來問你,森有甚麼事嗎?

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他看來不開心

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自他從尼日利亞來到這裡後
一直表現未如理想,所以⋯

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對,第一次遠離家鄉確實不簡單

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我們要做些事替他打打氣

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你仍然會為一些
你不覺得有趣的事而笑,對嗎?

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我不肯定哪個是笑話,哪個不是

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真的很難知道,對嗎?

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加油,拉素⋯

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希堅斯

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乜都得剛剛來了辦公室

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“你甚麼時候第一次看演唱會?”

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-佐治
-不是問你,笨蛋

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他想我們每天早上都見面

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好好認識我,聽聽我有甚麼話要說

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痴線!

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這個人真是努力不懈,又好人

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他執教過的球隊,球員都好像很喜歡他

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這樣有可能會毀了我的計劃

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大家好

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擊掌

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-你好,維爾頓小姐
-你好,維爾頓小姐

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希堅斯,你知道哪個球員在更衣室
最有影響力嗎?

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不知道

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真有用,那替我去解開這個疑團

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查一下乜都得在哪裡買這些餅乾的

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餅乾,小心!希堅斯要來調查了

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各位,不好意思

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聽好!

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謝謝,教練

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我們在星期六水晶宮會來做客

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有甚麼我們要知道的嗎?

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-對方在外圍的速度很快
-好,還有嗎?

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速度很快

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好,你們都聽到了

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你們今年與水晶宮對賽的往績很好

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所以我和教練不會改變作賽策略

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但⋯

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我們想改變一下更衣室內的做事方法

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如果網上的資訊沒有錯

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有時候以不記名方式表達意見會容易得多

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對嗎?所以我叫尼敦準備了一個
傳統意見收集箱

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嘩,看

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對,我跟侄女一起做的
她喜歡小手工,所以⋯

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對,我喜歡了解一下你的私人生活

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很好看

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如果你們有甚麼擔憂或不滿

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盡情寫紙條放進箱內

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可以是對毛巾顏色有意見

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或者不滿意自動售賣機的食物

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覺得這樣好嗎?

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好,明天見

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喂,我們的排名中等,四場輸了三場

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你只想知道更衣室內的小食美不美味?

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美味嗎?

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天啊

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很難吃

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你等了很久,乜都得

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我尊重你不走快一點

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第一天正式執教情況如何?

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我不太肯定

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這裡最小的量度單位是甚麼

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但那就是我今天的進度

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你看來沒有受到挫折

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這樣登場真有型

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你想當獅子還是熊貓?

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我沒有時間討論這個問題

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好

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-乜都得?
-我會選熊貓

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你傻的嗎?熊貓又肥又懶惰
毛都被尿漬染污

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獅子兇猛威風,統領森林

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試試跟大象說吧,我可以選大象嗎?

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獅子還是熊貓

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-熊貓
-獅子!

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-有甚麼是黑白紅色的?
-我不知道,是甚麼?

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一隻在獅子身邊的熊貓,答案是獅子

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好吧

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莉碧嘉是個嚇人的高大女人

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她跟我四眼交投時,我便開始流汗了

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不,她只是在防衛自己
但跨過心理障礙就沒事的了

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嗨,寶貝

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這裡,車匙

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占美,你會怎樣選?獅子還是熊貓?

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教練,我是我

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為甚麼要當別的東西?

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我不確定你知不知道這樣回答
其實在心理上是十分健康的

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再見

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《夜間法庭》

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嘩

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-他是獅子
-當然是獅子

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你知道熊貓會吃下相等於
自己體重的竹嗎?我兒子告訴我的

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-不!
-你在說甚麼?

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熊貓做得到

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我不知道牠們多常這樣做

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自從離開尼日利亞後,森的表現每況越下

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或許英超聯賽超越了他的能力

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不,他就要能自在一點就好,就是這樣

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-星期六是他的20歲生日
-很好,他生日

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我們要為他做點特別的事

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為他感覺好一點,對嗎?

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喂

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看看有甚麼

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“怪人”

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看看還有甚麼,“滾開,怪人”

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“我希望你吃巨無霸時噎死”

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-幸好都是匿名的
-不,羅伊簽了名

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-羅伊
-有個好的

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“花灑水壓十分差”,記下來

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“怪人”,對

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我不會大聲讀出來

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又是寫“怪人”

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你不能讓他們叫你做怪人,乜都得
這樣不好

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怪人其實是甚麼意思?

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我看得懂,你真幫到我,謝謝

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不客氣

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好,我想到了

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如果我加入貓劍俠組織

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為妓女彈小結他

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同時閱讀艾利斯哈利最精闢的作品?

216
00:11:12,798 --> 00:11:14,466
你與無敵貓劍俠合作

217
00:11:14,550 --> 00:11:16,844
為妓女彈魯特琴,閱讀《根》

218
00:11:16,927 --> 00:11:19,346
不,是《麥爾坎X自傳》,我騙到你了

219
00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:20,597
好

220
00:11:20,681 --> 00:11:23,392
來了,喂,替我拿著啤酒杯

221
00:11:23,475 --> 00:11:26,645
好,拿出本領來,小女孩
來吧,你有甚麼招數⋯

222
00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:28,230
你在開玩笑嗎?

223
00:11:29,481 --> 00:11:30,315
你看到嗎?

224
00:11:30,399 --> 00:11:32,025
她就像袋獾般扭過你

225
00:11:32,109 --> 00:11:34,653
對,除了沒有發出那些聲音⋯

226
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,120
又錯了

227
00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:46,707
為甚麼這麼難做到,希堅斯?

228
00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:48,417
是甚麼時候了?

229
00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:50,752
是“老闆餅乾”時間!

230
00:11:51,670 --> 00:11:53,422
還有希堅斯!嗨

231
00:11:53,964 --> 00:11:55,048
多了我一個

232
00:11:55,132 --> 00:11:57,676
我不介意站在中間

233
00:11:58,719 --> 00:12:01,013
老闆,看看這個,給你

234
00:12:01,096 --> 00:12:02,723
來完成昨天還未完成的事

235
00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:04,516
第一個演唱會,肯尼羅傑斯,對嗎?

236
00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:07,728
最好看的演唱會
1995年野獸男孩的HORDE節

237
00:12:07,811 --> 00:12:09,104
你會喜歡這個故事

238
00:12:09,188 --> 00:12:11,023
其實英國有直播辛普森案嗎?

239
00:12:11,106 --> 00:12:14,443
乜都得,不好意思
我不能讓你隨意走進來

240
00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:16,987
如果我輕柔踢踏著進來呢?就像這樣

241
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,530
我也可以跳月球漫步進來

242
00:12:18,614 --> 00:12:21,283
雖然最近有很多負面新聞
但這仍然是很有趣的舞步

243
00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:24,077
-乜都得⋯
-你要站在我的觀點上看,好嗎?

244
00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:26,705
所有在這大樓的人都是球隊的一份子
都是列治文球隊的一份子

245
00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:28,248
團隊是聯繫在一起,好嗎?

246
00:12:28,332 --> 00:12:30,125
希堅斯和我今天會一起吃午餐

247
00:12:30,209 --> 00:12:32,377
對,我們會在我辦公室吃沙律

248
00:12:32,461 --> 00:12:33,795
好,晚點見,老闆

249
00:12:33,879 --> 00:12:35,631
希堅斯,我們午餐見,好嗎?

250
00:12:35,714 --> 00:12:37,007
晚點吃沙律見

251
00:12:40,052 --> 00:12:42,387
好⋯

252
00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:46,725
他真是很難頂

253
00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:51,021
天啊,真的很差

254
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,398
要找人檢查一下這個排水問題

255
00:12:54,066 --> 00:12:54,900
天啊

256
00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:58,070
對

257
00:12:58,153 --> 00:13:00,072
喂,森,你要快快到樓上一下

258
00:13:00,155 --> 00:13:01,990
希堅斯想跟你談談

259
00:13:02,074 --> 00:13:03,492
去吧,快點⋯

260
00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:07,871
好⋯他走了⋯

261
00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:10,541
關門⋯各位,大家聽著⋯

262
00:13:10,624 --> 00:13:12,417
好了,森星期六生日

263
00:13:12,501 --> 00:13:14,920
我想我們可以夾錢,送他點甚麼

264
00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:16,338
買份禮物,好嗎?

265
00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:19,508
尼敦會拿著另一個漂亮盒子過來

266
00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:21,426
看,有樣子的!

267
00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:23,971
-有樣子的
-對不起,是他⋯

268
00:13:24,054 --> 00:13:26,139
-你把錢放進他的嘴
-好,你們都聽到了嗎?

269
00:13:26,223 --> 00:13:29,560
把錢放進他嘴裡,明白嗎?好

270
00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:30,811
去吧,尼敦

271
00:13:31,562 --> 00:13:32,563
可以嗎?幫幫他

272
00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:35,941
好了,真好,謝謝你,哥連

273
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,780
把錢放進他嘴裡

274
00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:45,284
真好吃

275
00:13:48,287 --> 00:13:51,290
綠薄荷味,讓錢香一點

276
00:13:51,373 --> 00:13:53,625
謝謝,占美,你真細心

277
00:13:56,253 --> 00:13:57,963
喂,占美,不會阻你很久

278
00:13:58,046 --> 00:14:01,383
只想跟你談一談
你剛剛把香口膠放進箱裡嗎?

279
00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:03,385
-對⋯
-為甚麼你要這樣做?

280
00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:05,554
-對不起,教練
-尼敦只是想幫我們

281
00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:08,140
-他是球隊的一份子,對嗎?
-對⋯教練

282
00:14:08,223 --> 00:14:09,892
我覺得球隊就如一個樂隊

283
00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:12,811
-我喜歡
-如果我們是滾石樂團

284
00:14:13,395 --> 00:14:15,856
我便是米積加,因為我是主唱

285
00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:17,149
-當然
-因為我表現出眾

286
00:14:17,232 --> 00:14:19,234
你很瘦,表現很好,我明白

287
00:14:19,318 --> 00:14:21,695
而羅伊就是基思理查茲

288
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:24,072
因為他很老
所有人對於他還沒過世都很驚訝

289
00:14:24,156 --> 00:14:25,574
你在說甚麼鬼東西?

290
00:14:25,657 --> 00:14:27,326
羅伊,如果你要洗澡

291
00:14:27,409 --> 00:14:29,536
就要先脫掉你的毛衣

292
00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:38,045
我在開玩笑,對

293
00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:39,880
我會友善一點,我保證

294
00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:41,882
很高興聽到你這樣說,對

295
00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:50,140
馬吉斯,你有甚麼問題?

296
00:14:50,224 --> 00:14:52,643
你對今個週末作賽水晶宮有何感覺?

297
00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:55,938
你問我,我覺得用水晶建造的宮殿
感覺很脆弱

298
00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:58,106
-教練
-教練!

299
00:14:59,316 --> 00:15:01,401
-好,你
-特倫特格林,《獨立報》

300
00:15:01,485 --> 00:15:03,028
我記得你,特倫特

301
00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:06,281
我只是有點好奇
你可以解釋一下何謂越位嗎?

302
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:10,077
特倫特,我覺得這跟美國最高法院

303
00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:13,247
在1964年釐定何謂色情時的情況一樣

304
00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:15,499
解釋起來不容易,但你看到便會知道

305
00:15:17,251 --> 00:15:20,629
-好,那邊的男士
-恩尼勞斯,《太陽報》

306
00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:21,922
謝謝

307
00:15:22,005 --> 00:15:23,924
這是問曼尼恩太太的

308
00:15:24,007 --> 00:15:27,219
-是“維爾頓”
-對,對不起

309
00:15:27,302 --> 00:15:29,721
你對魯伯特的新女友有何意見?

310
00:15:30,389 --> 00:15:33,642
我和魯伯特已經分開了,所以⋯

311
00:15:34,268 --> 00:15:37,646
他可以跟他喜歡的模特兒演員在一起

312
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:42,025
不,那個女生今天承認

313
00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:43,110
你和魯伯特還是夫婦時
他們就在一起了

314
00:15:44,236 --> 00:15:46,697
她說他們是五年前開始的

315
00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:50,325
而他們的關係一直維持到現在

316
00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:56,123
噢

317
00:15:57,749 --> 00:16:00,252
我一直以為男人不能一心二用

318
00:16:02,296 --> 00:16:04,006
我想時間差不多了

319
00:16:04,089 --> 00:16:05,465
謝謝大家

320
00:16:05,549 --> 00:16:06,550
教練!

321
00:16:10,512 --> 00:16:11,430
(又一女友!)

322
00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:12,890
(魯伯特曼尼恩被撞破
與新女明星女友同遊車路士)

323
00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:15,767
喂,你好嗎?

324
00:16:15,851 --> 00:16:17,895
只想來看看你怎樣

325
00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:19,563
記者會的情況頗為難

326
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,815
我不會對記者有任何期望

327
00:16:21,899 --> 00:16:22,900
對

328
00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:27,362
不好意思,你要找人替你寄嗎?
因為那個人不會是我

329
00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:31,491
不,這是我兒子給我的關懷小盒子

330
00:16:32,576 --> 00:16:35,329
可能有東西能讓你開心點,對嗎?

331
00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:37,706
有一隊軍人模型

332
00:16:38,457 --> 00:16:39,750
卡上寫著

333
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:42,544
我要在屋內擺放出來,保護我的安全

334
00:16:46,298 --> 00:16:47,883
-自製卡祖笛
-很好

335
00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:50,469
只有一個,所以不能給你

336
00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:51,970
嘩

337
00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:53,805
看看這個

338
00:16:53,889 --> 00:16:57,768
這是堪薩斯最美味的燒烤醬

339
00:16:57,851 --> 00:17:00,687
也是全世界最美味的燒烤醬之一

340
00:17:02,773 --> 00:17:03,774
真好!

341
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:06,609
有甚麼食物能讓你想念家鄉

342
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:07,819
讓你覺得放鬆愉快的嗎?

343
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:11,198
沒有

344
00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:15,327
-你說完了嗎,乜都得?
-沒有

345
00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:19,039
不,其實我來這裡是因為

346
00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:21,290
我在與占美塔特溝通上出現了些問題

347
00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:23,961
我想問你有沒有甚麼意見

348
00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:25,671
對不起,我想⋯

349
00:17:27,381 --> 00:17:29,716
你看起來很興奮,你有想法,是甚麼?
說出來吧

350
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,927
我只是說你應該去跟琪麗談談

351
00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:35,347
很明顯你們兩個關係很好
最了解占美的人就是她

352
00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:37,599
看,這就是你是老闆的原因,對嗎?

353
00:17:37,683 --> 00:17:39,893
很好,讓我來告訴你我會怎樣做

354
00:17:39,977 --> 00:17:43,063
我會給你一個小士兵,選一個好的給你

355
00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:46,066
這個是你的第一條防線

356
00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:48,861
以防那可惡的恩尼勞斯又回來,對嗎?

357
00:17:48,944 --> 00:17:51,613
這樣好嗎?他會替你瞄準門口

358
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:54,199
謝謝,老闆,多謝你

359
00:17:57,953 --> 00:18:00,998
好!很好看,摸摸那隻獅子

360
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,417
很好!

361
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,627
我喜歡,咆哮一聲,很好

362
00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:08,797
很性感,好

363
00:18:08,881 --> 00:18:12,342
好,很美,很好

364
00:18:12,426 --> 00:18:13,886
為下一輯相做準備

365
00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:15,637
-嗨
-嗨,你好嗎?

366
00:18:15,721 --> 00:18:17,264
我很好,你呢?

367
00:18:17,347 --> 00:18:19,850
不錯,你最後選了獅子,對吧?

368
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:22,436
-對
-我有點傷心,但很好看

369
00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:24,188
我就像個瘋子

370
00:18:24,897 --> 00:18:27,149
但我覺得會比熊貓好看

371
00:18:29,401 --> 00:18:30,485
對

372
00:18:31,862 --> 00:18:33,155
-弊,我好肚餓
-是嗎?

373
00:18:33,238 --> 00:18:34,740
大部份獅子都是這樣

374
00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:36,325
-看,吃點東西吧
-好

375
00:18:36,408 --> 00:18:38,076
-你餓嗎?
-對,免費的嗎?

376
00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:40,078
應該很有趣,對吧?

377
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:41,330
對,我打扮成動物

378
00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:43,874
宣傳含咖啡因的伏特加,賺了一大筆錢

379
00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:45,584
但我要帶著獅子爪回家

380
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:47,711
這是額外的津貼,對

381
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,963
-我可以吃一口嗎?
-可以,給你

382
00:18:50,047 --> 00:18:51,965
-謝謝
-小心,不用客氣

383
00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:55,844
我知道你不是專程來餵我吃東西的

384
00:18:56,595 --> 00:18:59,014
對,你說得對
我想問你關於占美的事

385
00:18:59,598 --> 00:19:00,849
對

386
00:19:02,059 --> 00:19:03,727
你覺得有甚麼能激勵到他?

387
00:19:04,770 --> 00:19:05,938
口交

388
00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:09,399
有第二個選擇嗎?

389
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:12,861
繼續,再給我吃一口

390
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,072
好了

391
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:18,075
我知道這個男孩會出名

392
00:19:18,784 --> 00:19:21,078
我只是想他對我現在

393
00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:23,664
嘗試團結球隊一事熱衷一點,就是這樣

394
00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:26,625
其實他對別人的讚賞很受落

395
00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:28,502
-這是我的強項
-這樣就好了

396
00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:29,837
好,咬一口

397
00:19:32,464 --> 00:19:34,091
-繼續,再給我吃一口
-給你

398
00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:35,133
好

399
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:38,303
-大大一口
-對

400
00:19:38,387 --> 00:19:39,680
你嘴角沾了茄汁

401
00:19:39,763 --> 00:19:41,515
你看似吃了一隻羚羊

402
00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:42,891
-替我擦掉
-小心,等等

403
00:19:42,975 --> 00:19:44,476
我感覺得到,有很多

404
00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:46,436
對,有很多,我⋯

405
00:19:47,479 --> 00:19:48,480
列治文⋯

406
00:19:48,564 --> 00:19:52,317
我們即將觀看水晶宮作賽列治文球隊

407
00:19:52,401 --> 00:19:54,570
以及他們的新領隊,乜都得

408
00:19:54,653 --> 00:19:59,491
所有人都注視球場上的年輕球員
占美塔特

409
00:19:59,575 --> 00:20:01,785
好了,各位,準備好⋯

410
00:20:01,869 --> 00:20:03,328
教練,有甚麼最後指示嗎?

411
00:20:03,412 --> 00:20:06,415
-外圍速度要快
-外圍速度要快,你們都聽到他說的

412
00:20:06,498 --> 00:20:08,458
這就是我們要說的,除了一件事

413
00:20:08,542 --> 00:20:11,086
生日快樂,森!

414
00:20:20,429 --> 00:20:22,681
巴巴頓德是最好的

415
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,101
-喂
-喂,送給你的

416
00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:29,396
嘩,你們還買了炸脆片給我

417
00:20:29,479 --> 00:20:32,274
我從小就經常吃

418
00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:35,944
我們知道你遠離家鄉一段日子
所以想送你一些家鄉味

419
00:20:36,028 --> 00:20:37,696
謝謝你們

420
00:20:48,832 --> 00:20:51,293
-生日快樂,森
-謝謝你,教練

421
00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:53,170
我們送了幾件東西給你

422
00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:54,796
教練,這⋯這是甚麼?

423
00:20:55,464 --> 00:20:58,383
我兒子送了我一堆小士兵

424
00:20:58,467 --> 00:21:00,177
當我離開家園時,保護我安全

425
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:02,888
我很想念他

426
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:07,309
我爸爸以前會⋯捏我耳珠祝我好運

427
00:21:08,977 --> 00:21:10,812
真是夠了

428
00:21:14,525 --> 00:21:15,526
對不起,教練

429
00:21:16,944 --> 00:21:19,196
教練,如果我不收下可以嗎?

430
00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:22,824
因為我不像你那麼喜歡美國軍隊

431
00:21:22,908 --> 00:21:24,910
沒問題,對

432
00:21:24,993 --> 00:21:26,703
-帝國主義,對
-帝國主義

433
00:21:26,787 --> 00:21:28,413
謝謝你,教練,謝謝

434
00:21:28,497 --> 00:21:29,414
好了,各位

435
00:21:29,498 --> 00:21:32,709
出去告訴水晶宮,這是誰的主場,好嗎?

436
00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:36,713
西部與南部再次對決

437
00:21:36,797 --> 00:21:40,175
今天於倫敦上演打吡大賽,氣氛熾熱

438
00:21:40,259 --> 00:21:43,345
換了新班主和新領隊

439
00:21:43,428 --> 00:21:47,266
到底列治文這隊榜尾球隊能否重見光明?

440
00:21:47,891 --> 00:21:50,727
歡迎來到主場球迷所稱的“放狗球場”

441
00:21:50,811 --> 00:21:55,357
主場球迷稱之為“放狗球場”
列治文球隊主場迎戰水晶宮

442
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:58,277
我是阿洛懷特,還有克里斯包威爾

443
00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,028
很高興來到這裡,阿洛

444
00:22:00,654 --> 00:22:02,239
-你準備好了嗎?
-你的拉鏈沒有拉好

445
00:22:02,990 --> 00:22:04,616
謝謝

446
00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:05,701
好了,來吧?

447
00:22:06,660 --> 00:22:08,745
克里斯,你有被美國領隊執教過嗎?

448
00:22:08,829 --> 00:22:12,332
從來沒有,阿洛,也不會介意
我聽得明他講咩

449
00:22:13,834 --> 00:22:16,336
怪人⋯

450
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:27,306
對於家庭觀眾,我們為庸俗語言致歉

451
00:22:27,389 --> 00:22:29,141
怪人⋯

452
00:22:29,725 --> 00:22:32,311
莉碧嘉維爾頓聘請這位新領隊實在很冒險

453
00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:34,646
她知道一些我們不知道的事嗎?

454
00:22:34,730 --> 00:22:36,064
怪人⋯

455
00:22:36,148 --> 00:22:38,275
喂!給他一次機會

456
00:22:40,777 --> 00:22:42,070
怪人!

457
00:22:42,154 --> 00:22:44,072
我們有90分鐘來證明他們是錯的,對嗎?

458
00:22:44,781 --> 00:22:45,782
即管試試吧

459
00:22:45,866 --> 00:22:47,451
開始

460
00:22:48,410 --> 00:22:49,912
(完場
列治文球隊1-4水晶宮球隊)

461
00:22:49,995 --> 00:22:51,205
就是這樣

462
00:22:51,288 --> 00:22:54,291
乜都得年代的開始並不樂觀

463
00:22:56,668 --> 00:23:01,757
列治文球隊看來鬆散脫節,了無生氣

464
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:04,426
水晶宮大勝列治文四比一

465
00:23:04,510 --> 00:23:07,888
唯一的亮點就是森奧比桑尼亞出色的防守

466
00:23:07,971 --> 00:23:09,223
唯一亮點?

467
00:23:09,681 --> 00:23:12,809
如果沒有我,賽果會是四比零
你這個死老鬼

468
00:23:12,893 --> 00:23:15,854
還有在補時階段由占美塔特射入
沒有意義的一球

469
00:23:15,938 --> 00:23:17,231
多謝!

470
00:23:18,357 --> 00:23:19,983
占美,過來一下

471
00:23:20,067 --> 00:23:21,527
說到占美塔特

472
00:23:21,610 --> 00:23:24,613
他是曼城的外借球員
射入了毫無意義的一球

473
00:23:24,696 --> 00:23:27,074
但他就像慶祝贏得世界杯一樣

474
00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:32,287
我不是認識了你很久,但⋯

475
00:23:33,413 --> 00:23:36,208
老實說你是我教過最出色的運動員

476
00:23:38,377 --> 00:23:39,378
嘩

477
00:23:40,546 --> 00:23:42,798
對,我很努力

478
00:23:42,881 --> 00:23:43,882
我看得見

479
00:23:44,508 --> 00:23:46,969
你的表現的確出色

480
00:23:47,970 --> 00:23:49,179
除了一件事

481
00:23:49,263 --> 00:23:50,347
左腳傳球?

482
00:23:50,430 --> 00:23:54,643
不,占美,我想你確信自己實力過人

483
00:23:55,477 --> 00:23:58,105
但有時候你忘記了
你是十一人球隊中的一份子

484
00:23:59,857 --> 00:24:04,236
如果你有辦法把“我”變成“我們”

485
00:24:06,738 --> 00:24:08,198
你的前途將會無可限量

486
00:24:10,701 --> 00:24:12,494
你攻入的那一球很精彩

487
00:24:13,412 --> 00:24:14,538
謝謝

488
00:24:19,668 --> 00:24:22,129
列治文跌至第十三名

489
00:24:22,212 --> 00:24:23,964
我肯定排名很快便會改變

490
00:24:24,047 --> 00:24:25,465
是樂觀的想法嗎,克里斯?

491
00:24:25,549 --> 00:24:27,968
不,我噴了Calvin Klein香水

492
00:24:28,051 --> 00:24:30,137
這真是恥辱!

493
00:24:31,180 --> 00:24:33,891
我也很憤怒

494
00:24:33,974 --> 00:24:35,058
-嘩
-天啊

495
00:24:35,142 --> 00:24:36,602
天啊

496
00:24:36,685 --> 00:24:38,437
-不知道他也會這樣
-做得好

497
00:24:42,232 --> 00:24:43,317
天啊

498
00:24:53,452 --> 00:24:54,453
好了,別這樣

499
00:24:55,078 --> 00:24:56,663
別記在心上,好嗎?

500
00:24:56,747 --> 00:24:59,082
星期一開始來改善,在那之前⋯

501
00:24:59,166 --> 00:25:03,587
鬍鬚教練,為甚麼你不帶動一下氣氛?

502
00:25:04,963 --> 00:25:07,382
菲費道格和Q-Tip的歌

503
00:25:08,217 --> 00:25:10,260
來吧,各位吃點蛋糕

504
00:25:10,344 --> 00:25:13,180
今天是森的生日,來吧
要吸收一點糖份

505
00:25:13,263 --> 00:25:14,264
來吧

506
00:25:15,974 --> 00:25:17,601
(當你第一次看見足球)

507
00:25:17,684 --> 00:25:18,685
(怪人)

508
00:25:18,769 --> 00:25:19,811
(辭退乜都得)

509
00:25:22,523 --> 00:25:24,024
喂,你好

510
00:25:24,107 --> 00:25:28,153
我帶了甜品來,安撫一下落敗的心情

511
00:25:30,072 --> 00:25:31,615
-好
-謝謝

512
00:25:31,698 --> 00:25:35,452
只想你知道,我們可以踢得比今天好很多

513
00:25:37,246 --> 00:25:41,500
如果你們能來跟他們一起慶祝
這對他們來說意義重大

514
00:25:41,583 --> 00:25:43,418
讓他們知道你仍然支持他們

515
00:25:44,878 --> 00:25:47,005
我不會再說下去,好嗎?

516
00:25:49,007 --> 00:25:51,510
乜都得,你知道有甚麼能說服我嗎?

517
00:25:52,427 --> 00:25:55,722
如果你能告訴我
那些美味的餅乾是在哪裡買的

518
00:25:56,765 --> 00:25:59,852
如果我說給你聽
我星期一便不能再帶給你了,對嗎?

519
00:26:01,770 --> 00:26:03,605
好,希望在樓下見到你們

520
00:26:04,731 --> 00:26:05,732
這個蛋糕真好吃

521
00:26:08,318 --> 00:26:10,404
占美!特倫特格林,《獨立報》

522
00:26:10,487 --> 00:26:14,533
今天慘敗,你覺得如何?

523
00:26:15,284 --> 00:26:18,954
不只關於我,好嗎?
我們是一隊球隊,我是其中一份子

524
00:26:20,330 --> 00:26:21,748
-輕而易舉
-好

525
00:26:21,832 --> 00:26:22,833
他們是垃圾

526
00:26:27,504 --> 00:26:30,424
沒錯,我很難接受這個賽果

527
00:26:30,507 --> 00:26:32,885
他們還在裡面吃蛋糕

528
00:26:32,968 --> 00:26:35,137
-真的嗎?
-對,我說真的

529
00:26:35,220 --> 00:26:38,640
新領隊還在播音樂,就像開派對
真是個笑話

530
00:26:59,870 --> 00:27:03,498
小心,領隊加大了水壓

531
00:27:05,083 --> 00:27:06,585
我討厭落敗

532
00:27:06,668 --> 00:27:08,128
要有耐性和信心,教練

533
00:27:08,212 --> 00:27:10,047
-晚安,教練
-晚安,教練

534
00:27:12,883 --> 00:27:14,051
小辣椒來了

535
00:27:14,885 --> 00:27:17,012
-我看了比賽
-是嗎?你覺得怎樣?

536
00:27:17,095 --> 00:27:18,263
你是垃圾

537
00:27:19,097 --> 00:27:20,974
-可能是吧
-對

538
00:27:21,058 --> 00:27:22,976
但我想給你一個建議

539
00:27:23,977 --> 00:27:26,480
你覺得⋯看!騙到你了!

540
00:27:26,563 --> 00:27:28,565
-是嗎?好,我低估了你
-對

541
00:27:28,649 --> 00:27:31,193
沒有人能攔得到我,來吧
拿你的本領出來⋯

542
00:27:31,276 --> 00:27:33,612
動作很快,好,我要放下背包

543
00:27:33,695 --> 00:27:34,780
我們認真比賽

544
00:27:34,863 --> 00:27:37,032
-讓我拉拉筋
-好

545
00:27:37,115 --> 00:27:39,368
開始,好,你有麻煩了

546
00:27:39,451 --> 00:27:40,786
先抖抖氣吧

547
00:27:56,969 --> 00:27:58,136
甚麼?

548
00:27:58,220 --> 00:27:59,388
我剛剛把照片發給你了

549
00:28:04,059 --> 00:28:05,561
這正是我想要的

550
00:28:07,855 --> 00:28:10,816
球星女友和新領隊

551
00:28:12,484 --> 00:28:14,069
你確定要我這樣做嗎?

552
00:28:14,152 --> 00:28:16,488
記者不會放過他們

553
00:28:27,082 --> 00:28:28,500
維爾頓小姐?

554
00:28:28,584 --> 00:28:31,920
(突發花邊新聞
魯伯特曼尼恩的新舊情史)

555
00:28:34,089 --> 00:28:35,174
做吧

556
00:29:11,752 --> 00:29:13,754
(字幕翻譯: 賴芷晴)