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瑞奇蒙足球俱樂部的主場球迷們
對他們的表現噓聲不斷

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這也不能怪他們

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二比零,我們的實力絕對不只那樣

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傑米,抱歉,我沒有照你的指示傳球

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兄弟,算了

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我想給你一點意見來幫助你增長球技

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不知道我這麼說會不會太直?

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不會,請說

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你得找一部時光機,回到過去

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在你媽準備
跟一個毫無運動天分的娘炮炒飯時

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將她拉走,坐飛機到阿根廷
把她丟到馬拉杜納的老二上

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希望這有幫到你,兄弟

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好,夠了

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我受夠你欺負每個人的這種混蛋態度了

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所以今天要不是我打趴一個老人
就是老人打趴我

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媽的,來吧

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你他媽...

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你們!

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冷靜點!

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教練,告訴這群小夥子們
我打架的首要原則是什麼?

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-不能打架!
-不能打架,懂了嗎?

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拜託你們幫幫忙,還有下半場比賽

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拜託大家先坐下

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老伯,教頭救了你一命

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你再叫我一次

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老伯

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抱歉...

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阿公

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我就殺了你!

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(泰德拉索:錯棚教練趣事多)

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第四桌安排好了
這桌是所謂的無聊桌

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我坐在那桌

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我還沒安排艾蓮坎納的座位
這個可怕的女人

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她今晚不會出席,她被馬踢到了臉

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真可憐,馬兒沒事吧?

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看來我們的球隊還是有分裂問題

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教練,你知道我是怎麼想的嗎?

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-《西城故事》?
-你知道的,夏克幫跟杰茲幫

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你認為這群人的問題

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可以透過在體育館的舞技對決來解決?

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但要是我沒記錯的話

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里夫跟貝爾納多在那場對決中被刀刺死

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不是,他們是在後來的打鬥中死的

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沒錯

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我15歲時當過安妮塔的替角

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我唸男校

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我們又認識到內森多才多藝的其中一面了

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比德教練!

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今晚的餐點選擇有雞肉或牛排

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不能兩種都選!

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好!

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糟糕

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泰德!

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-是!
-我得知道你攜帶的伴侶是誰

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就是這位兩道菜先生

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不行,他已經有伴了

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你今晚有空嗎?

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-我每晚都有空
-好

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-我要帶內森一起出席
-誰?

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小內大帝!我要帶他一起出席

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我們想坐八號桌,理由很明顯

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不行!

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比德,你吃雞肉!

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老闆

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週五睡衣日?不早告訴我

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妳肯定會對這故事有興趣

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-我17歲時...
-泰德,我不想聽你

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那滔滔不絕的睡衣趣聞

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好,等妳改變心意了再跟我說

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因為這故事超精彩的

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抱歉,你找我有事嗎?因為我真的...

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不知道我今晚可不可以跟羅伊還有傑米

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-坐在同一桌?
-可以

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太好了!這可能可以幫助他們兩人和好

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-泰德,我都說好了
-好

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天哪,這件太美了,不過...

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我可能不太適合穿這樣了

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妳當然適合,時尚取決於自信

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要是我沒有任何自信的話
就不會穿睡衣出席高中舞會

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然後一整晚都在牢裡度過了

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但妳不會想聽那個故事的
我也不想講

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那個,我就不打擾妳了

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這場盛大的晚宴應該讓妳超緊張的

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沒有,我沒事

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我是說以前我跟魯柏一起合辦晚宴時

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大部分工作都是我負責的

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所以我一點都不緊張

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其實我倒覺得挺放鬆的

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午安,大事不好了

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我們的音樂來賓羅比威廉斯取消了

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天哪!

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糟糕,那是誰?

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沒關係,沒事,那不成問題,讓我想想

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好,希金斯,就這麼辦

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今晚當我告訴大家羅比取消出席時

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那根本不重要
因為你會找到更大咖的藝人

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-靠你了
-好

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我是世界級的問題解決專家

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看吧,你可以的,接住!好樣的!

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希金斯,你可以的!

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芮貝卡感激你的努力付出

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謝啦,泰德

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不,寶貝,我不喜歡

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這不是我的風格,沒有連帽衣,也沒拉鍊

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也沒有塗鴉設計

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沒有塗鴉設計

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太扯了,我看起來像個銀行員

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你穿胯下那麼緊的褲子才不像

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好吧,我看起來像個有根大屌的銀行員

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寶貝,要是那種人存在的話
我們就不會在一起了

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隨便妳怎麼說

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好吧

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聽著,要是你開始擁抱高端時尚的話
就會有更多代言機會

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我只是想幫你建立品牌形象

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傑米,你在幹嘛?

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我在...

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打造風格

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對,大家都不知道
但我對時尚很在行

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-是嗎?
-對,在我的基因裡

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是嗎?

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坐下,小子

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好孩子,找點心吃,對

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寶貝

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真不巧,我沒接到妳的電話
我收到妳的留言了

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就像玩電話捉迷藏一樣
現在換成我找不到妳

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妳知道嗎?

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我現在穿著當初妳叫我帶的西裝

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妳一直都是對的

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好,先這樣,我愛...我想妳

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幫我大力抱一抱那小子

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晚點再聊,再見

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那個

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我最喜歡遊唱詩人了

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給你

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我的老天爺,看看你

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-希望我沒有來得太早
-不會

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或是太晚,我想找個不早不晚的時間

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對,小內,你掌握了完美的時機點

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-很好
-對,無懈可擊

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我想問問你

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你喜歡朋友告訴你

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-你牙縫裡有菜渣嗎?
-肯定要的

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好,很好,因為你的西裝一點都不合身

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-真的嗎?
-對

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我本來想買新的,但西裝超貴的

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-我就想說借我爸的來穿
-我了解

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我們先去一個地方,走,跟我來

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好

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(瑞奇蒙劇院)

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你們在看什麼?

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你們還好吧?我的西裝怎麼樣?
好看吧?

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這真棒

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非常謝謝你們幫我拍照

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你們叫什麼名字?

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你是杰瑞,你是戴維

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我是吸引你們前來的原因

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左邊眉毛,右邊眉毛

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困惑的眼神

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現在來拍張你們會用的照片

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很好,寶貝,親一下好嗎?

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(第十屆年度義賣助貧童晚會)

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-浪漫不死
-抱歉,借過一下

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-讓他們拍張相
-好

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我得進去了,好

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芮貝卡,看這裡!

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-很棒,小姐們
-芮貝卡,看這裡!

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-妳超正的
-現在看一下左邊

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我最討厭這部分了

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-威爾頓小姐
-好,很棒

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那個

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把一隻腳放在另一隻腳前面,懂嗎?

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然後把手放在屁股上
把手指弄成爪子的樣子

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這姿勢最動人

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-芮貝卡,笑一個
-芮貝卡!

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你們看看她!她超辣的!

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不用太招搖,讓西裝襯托你

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泰德萊索,天哪

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老闆,我也有同感

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我有預感妳會選這件洋裝

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妳穿這樣真的超正

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謝謝

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看看小內,他看起來也很精明俐落吧?

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很高興又見面了

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-幸會
-幸會

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-我先失陪一下
-好,妳去忙吧

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你看,比德在那裡

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那是他的新女友珍

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對,他們是在他週五晚上的
西洋棋俱樂部裡認識的

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他們顯然喜歡對方的走法

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那不是笑話

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不是嗎?

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是有點算是

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別拍了,去你的

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對,我知道

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這下尷尬了

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-我要換桌
-別這樣,過來這裡坐

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這是我的安排

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跟電影《天生一對》一樣,坐吧

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聽好了,你們這兩個蠢蛋
讓更衣室一分為二

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講到更衣室

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我喜歡跟我媽泳衣一樣的風格

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我只想看到一件式的,懂嗎?

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我們要解決這問題

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說說你們看對方哪裡不順眼?

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他是個王八蛋

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他現在正在氣頭上,我不想再激怒他

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傑出的隊友不一定要是你的死黨

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看看俠客歐尼爾跟柯比布萊恩
還有藍儂跟麥卡錫

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拜託,連胡迪跟巴斯光年
都互看對方的塑膠不順眼

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胡迪不是布偶嗎?

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小內,你的意見我心領了
但現在時機不對

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你們知道這些超級拍檔
有什麼共通點嗎?

213
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相互尊重

214
00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:13,864
你們得找到共通點,誰要先開始?

215
00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,199
我先

216
00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:20,204
小內,你的西裝真好看
我覺得你看起來很時髦

217
00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:24,458
謝謝,這是我人生中的第二套西裝

218
00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:27,586
第一套是我嬰兒時期的裸體西裝

219
00:10:31,215 --> 00:10:33,133
泰德說的時候很好笑...

220
00:10:33,217 --> 00:10:34,551
“生日西裝”

221
00:10:34,635 --> 00:10:36,678
-聽起來比較好
-天哪,沒錯

222
00:10:36,762 --> 00:10:39,348
來吧,我們再來試一次,好嗎?
傑米,你要不要先說?

223
00:10:39,431 --> 00:10:40,682
不要

224
00:10:41,850 --> 00:10:43,393
-羅伊
-他是個王八蛋

225
00:10:43,477 --> 00:10:45,521
你沒別的好說了嗎?好

226
00:10:45,604 --> 00:10:47,981
我有個點子,不是稍微有幫助
就是後果會超慘

227
00:10:48,065 --> 00:10:49,191
誰想來一杯?

228
00:10:54,655 --> 00:10:56,156
音樂來賓那邊有進展嗎?

229
00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:57,783
我跟好幾個經紀人談過了

230
00:10:57,866 --> 00:11:01,828
列了一長串無法出席的藝人名單

231
00:11:01,912 --> 00:11:03,747
我們還在進行刪去法

232
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,168
原來妳在這裡

233
00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:11,046
妳在準備待會的演講

234
00:11:11,755 --> 00:11:15,384
魯柏總是很擅長公開演說的部分

235
00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:16,885
給妳一點專業建議

236
00:11:16,969 --> 00:11:20,430
一開場就先開妳自己的玩笑
說個小笑話

237
00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:21,515
觀眾都愛聽

238
00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:24,393
好,那我要開自己的什麼玩笑?

239
00:11:26,061 --> 00:11:27,521
也對

240
00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:35,153
妳知道有個...不行,好吧

241
00:11:35,237 --> 00:11:37,239
我看你也不敢吧,泰德

242
00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:39,491
對,女士,我不敢

243
00:11:40,951 --> 00:11:42,160
祝妳好運了

244
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,665
那個,我想到了一個,不行

245
00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:49,209
皇后移到城堡四

246
00:11:50,085 --> 00:11:52,337
你們沒棋盤也能玩?

247
00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:56,008
抱歉打斷了你們,是我不對,請繼續

248
00:11:57,634 --> 00:11:59,052
騎士移到國王五

249
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晚安

250
00:12:05,851 --> 00:12:10,647
歡迎蒞臨第十屆年度義賣助貧童晚會

251
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:15,611
要是我可以親自抱抱你們
來謝謝你們的善心捐獻的話

252
00:12:16,528 --> 00:12:19,573
我可能還是不會那麼做
因為你們都知道我不喜歡抱來抱去的

253
00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:25,829
希望你們都有帶支票簿
來參加稍晚的愛心拍賣活動

254
00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:31,835
因為你們都可以投標我們的瑞奇蒙球員們

255
00:12:34,296 --> 00:12:39,801
老規矩,除非球員們簽同意書
才能從事特殊活動

256
00:12:41,470 --> 00:12:42,471
魯柏?

257
00:12:43,847 --> 00:12:44,890
寶貝妳好

258
00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:47,809
真是個迷人的驚喜

259
00:12:48,727 --> 00:12:49,895
妳沒料到我會來嗎?

260
00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:53,148
因為你回函婉拒出席了

261
00:12:53,232 --> 00:12:56,485
當個一無是處的有錢人有個好處是

262
00:12:56,568 --> 00:12:59,780
有時我晚上會突然有空

263
00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:02,824
可以借我一下嗎?謝謝

264
00:13:03,575 --> 00:13:09,373
女士先生們,去年有了你們的幫助
我們募集了80萬英鎊

265
00:13:11,542 --> 00:13:14,294
希望今年會更多

266
00:13:14,378 --> 00:13:18,507
我闖進了妳的派對是因為我超想幫忙的

267
00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:21,301
拜託妳別趕我出去

268
00:13:21,385 --> 00:13:22,386
我當然不會

269
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,888
幫他安排坐在無聊桌吧

270
00:13:25,556 --> 00:13:26,807
我是開玩笑的

271
00:13:27,349 --> 00:13:29,601
第四桌,讓我們歡迎魯柏曼尼

272
00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:38,151
謝啦,甜心

273
00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:45,534
天哪

274
00:13:46,535 --> 00:13:47,870
-謝謝
-那是...

275
00:13:49,538 --> 00:13:51,415
小內,小內,拜託

276
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:53,458
聽著,這套西裝是全新的

277
00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:56,211
你們今晚別欺負我
明天我讓你們欺負兩次

278
00:13:56,295 --> 00:13:57,838
羅伊說我們不能再那樣了

279
00:13:57,921 --> 00:14:00,757
他用頭撞我,我到現在還常頭暈

280
00:14:00,841 --> 00:14:02,467
醫生叫我別喝酒

281
00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:08,682
媽的

282
00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:10,475
人們穿襯衫是有原因的

283
00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:13,478
閉嘴,不好笑,我奶頭超痛的

284
00:14:14,146 --> 00:14:16,273
我真想當那顆冰塊

285
00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:20,152
我會投標跟你共度一晚

286
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,362
謝啦,親愛的

287
00:14:22,446 --> 00:14:25,991
對,只是場約會,不是整晚

288
00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:27,326
再說吧

289
00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:29,745
兄弟,這我以前碰過

290
00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:32,623
要是她出價高過三千的話
你就得跟她打炮

291
00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:36,543
-真的嗎?
-不用做完全套

292
00:14:37,336 --> 00:14:38,879
只要做一部分就好了

293
00:14:39,630 --> 00:14:40,797
用手指

294
00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:46,720
去你的,你們這桌都去死吧

295
00:14:47,346 --> 00:14:49,056
傑米,我是開玩笑的

296
00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:51,767
我是開玩笑的,傑米

297
00:14:53,477 --> 00:14:54,603
現在是怎樣?

298
00:14:55,771 --> 00:14:59,107
跟往常一樣,傑米又在當首席混帳了

299
00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:02,444
羅伊,我問你

300
00:15:02,528 --> 00:15:04,154
你23歲時是什麼樣子?

301
00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:06,657
在聯賽裡踢球,年薪優渥

302
00:15:08,033 --> 00:15:10,285
-小首席混帳
-對

303
00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:13,830
你知道有句話說
“青春都被年輕人浪費掉了”嗎?

304
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:18,669
但我會說別讓歲月的智慧
在你身上浪費掉

305
00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:21,129
泰德?

306
00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:26,218
那是我臨時想到的,我很佩服自己

307
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:35,060
謝謝你跟科林還有以薩克談

308
00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:36,770
你為什麼臉要貼這麼近?

309
00:15:36,854 --> 00:15:39,940
我本來是想擁抱你的,但我現在卻步了

310
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:41,775
好吧

311
00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:47,531
-好,可以了
-好

312
00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:52,911
泰德,讓我為你介紹魯柏曼尼

313
00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:55,539
-曼尼先生,你好
-泰德,叫我魯柏就好

314
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:58,250
畢竟你是我俱樂部的經理

315
00:15:59,293 --> 00:16:00,502
以前是你的俱樂部

316
00:16:00,586 --> 00:16:04,089
是這麼說沒錯,親愛的
但俱樂部依然在我心中

317
00:16:04,882 --> 00:16:06,800
對球隊的熱愛是終身的迷戀

318
00:16:06,884 --> 00:16:07,718
-對
-對

319
00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:09,553
就跟你死黨的姊姊一樣,對吧?

320
00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:10,929
幫我個忙吧

321
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:13,724
要是你有機會造訪堪薩斯市
遇到一個叫湯姆迪尼的人

322
00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:15,017
別跟他說是我說的

323
00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:18,770
這個好笑

324
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:22,065
但我可不欣賞過去那兩回敗仗

325
00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:23,400
-表現太糟了
-對

326
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:24,776
真希望我沒說,但我不得不說

327
00:16:24,860 --> 00:16:27,696
沒關係,不一定我們會扭轉局勢

328
00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:31,116
天哪,我相信你

329
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:32,284
妳相信他嗎?

330
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:37,998
要是妳說不的話,今晚就難熬了

331
00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:40,250
我當然對泰德有信心

332
00:16:41,210 --> 00:16:42,961
我們需要的正是這種人選

333
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,381
親愛的,香檳別喝太多

334
00:16:46,465 --> 00:16:48,509
投標會上得保持頭腦清醒

335
00:16:49,635 --> 00:16:50,802
你怎麼不主持投標會呢?

336
00:16:51,512 --> 00:16:53,305
不行,今晚的主角是妳

337
00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:55,557
我們都知道觀眾寧願看你

338
00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:59,144
而且這是為了孩子們

339
00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:01,063
為了孩子們

340
00:17:04,107 --> 00:17:06,609
好,我先失陪了,我還得招呼其他賓客

341
00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:08,694
我得承認我很喜歡那件洋裝

342
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:11,323
相當年輕

343
00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:14,660
妳可以走出來,變得這麼漂亮
我替妳高興

344
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:16,744
謝謝

345
00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:20,123
失陪了

346
00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:21,916
泰德

347
00:17:22,334 --> 00:17:24,545
今年對她來說挺難熬的,她沒事吧?

348
00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:25,587
對,她很好

349
00:17:26,255 --> 00:17:29,591
妳知道要籌辦這麼盛大的晚會
要張羅很多細節

350
00:17:30,342 --> 00:17:34,012
然後這個叫羅比威廉斯的人取消出席...

351
00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:35,097
-羅比?
-對

352
00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:36,932
他是我的老朋友

353
00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:39,852
我很樂意傳簡訊給他
他肯定會過來

354
00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:41,854
那她肯定會很開心

355
00:17:42,437 --> 00:17:45,232
我去找她再舉個旗子問問

356
00:17:45,983 --> 00:17:47,818
抱歉,那是我們老家的說法

357
00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:50,863
-意思是我會問問看她同不同意
-很好,靠你了

358
00:17:50,946 --> 00:17:52,155
好,加油

359
00:17:52,781 --> 00:17:55,534
可以給我烈一點的酒嗎?
威士忌加冰塊之類的

360
00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:58,370
雙份加一份,三份

361
00:17:59,872 --> 00:18:03,000
女士先生們,今晚的計畫稍有更動

362
00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:07,171
我被哄騙上臺,來主持今晚的投標會

363
00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:13,427
今晚的第一位苦主是傑米塔特

364
00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:18,390
寶貝,妳得投最高標

365
00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:20,517
我不能投標自己的男友
感覺太可悲了

366
00:18:20,601 --> 00:18:22,519
寶貝,現在是2020年,女人什麼都做得到

367
00:18:22,603 --> 00:18:25,105
不可能,去吧,你超性感的,快上臺!

368
00:18:25,189 --> 00:18:29,693
你們看看他,這小子年輕英俊又迷人

369
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:32,654
從五千英鎊的底標開始

370
00:18:32,738 --> 00:18:34,323
魯柏,我要他

371
00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:37,618
雪洛柏納碧五千

372
00:18:37,701 --> 00:18:40,329
瑞奇蒙昔德蘭矮種馬的首要馬場主人

373
00:18:40,412 --> 00:18:42,164
有人要喊六千嗎?

374
00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:45,209
六千

375
00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:46,752
六千,謝謝

376
00:18:46,835 --> 00:18:49,838
-七千
-七千

377
00:18:49,922 --> 00:18:51,256
一萬

378
00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:54,551
漂亮

379
00:18:54,635 --> 00:18:57,679
投標價跟投標人都漂亮

380
00:18:57,763 --> 00:19:00,015
想得美

381
00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:03,018
-一萬二英鎊
-一萬四

382
00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:04,603
一萬四

383
00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:05,812
一萬六

384
00:19:05,896 --> 00:19:07,022
一萬八

385
00:19:07,481 --> 00:19:10,317
一萬八,還有人要往上加嗎?

386
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,277
有,兩萬五

387
00:19:12,361 --> 00:19:17,366
兩萬五!一次、兩次

388
00:19:17,449 --> 00:19:19,201
由綺莉瓊斯得標

389
00:19:19,284 --> 00:19:24,206
幹嘛花兩萬五
買平常不用花一毛錢的男友呢?

390
00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:25,707
你欠我這一次

391
00:19:29,711 --> 00:19:33,173
原來妳在這裡,出來呼吸新鮮空氣啊?

392
00:19:33,257 --> 00:19:37,511
對,那種人力車好蠢
不過看起來挺好玩的

393
00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:38,428
是啊

394
00:19:38,512 --> 00:19:40,222
-你有搭過嗎?
-沒有

395
00:19:40,305 --> 00:19:44,810
我跟我老婆很久以前去度假時
租過一次協力車

396
00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:48,188
過程不算太順利,她摔斷了手,我...

397
00:19:48,272 --> 00:19:51,775
我撞壞了一顆牙齒,會陰部還瘀青

398
00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:56,446
-妳還好吧?
-我只是...

399
00:19:57,906 --> 00:19:59,116
那個男人很了解我

400
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:04,204
我以前總認為他的直白很可貴
而沒有看到真相

401
00:20:04,288 --> 00:20:05,289
真相是...

402
00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:10,294
隱藏他自己不安全感最殘忍的方式

403
00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:13,922
他會叫我穿這個,吃那個

404
00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:18,302
我也乖乖聽話了

405
00:20:19,511 --> 00:20:20,888
但現在我單身一人了

406
00:20:22,556 --> 00:20:25,934
我單身一人了,泰德
他說過要是我離開了,就會變單身一人

407
00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:31,690
我不想單身一人

408
00:20:36,528 --> 00:20:39,323
沒事的

409
00:20:52,836 --> 00:20:56,715
妳想跳上這東西一走了之嗎?走吧

410
00:20:56,798 --> 00:20:57,925
要是可以就好了

411
00:20:59,218 --> 00:21:00,844
現在不方便,謝啦

412
00:21:04,973 --> 00:21:07,184
他開始進行投標了嗎?

413
00:21:07,643 --> 00:21:08,644
對

414
00:21:08,727 --> 00:21:11,647
很好,幸好他願意上臺
我們會募得更多錢

415
00:21:12,940 --> 00:21:15,067
不管他怎麼做,群眾們都會喜歡

416
00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:21,031
-妳要進去嗎?
-不,你去吧

417
00:21:21,698 --> 00:21:22,699
我要梳洗一下

418
00:21:22,783 --> 00:21:26,745
我的妝大概跟哥德搖滾樂手
羅伯史密斯剛睡醒一樣

419
00:21:27,412 --> 00:21:30,123
對,他的情感很豐富

420
00:21:30,207 --> 00:21:31,375
好,待會裡面見

421
00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:44,304
我剛崛起的時候

422
00:21:44,388 --> 00:21:46,807
俱樂部裡有個老頭叫道格史戴許維克

423
00:21:46,890 --> 00:21:48,976
他老看我不順眼,我們很討厭對方

424
00:21:49,601 --> 00:21:51,728
-你知道我們是怎麼贏得英超大賽的嗎?
-不知道

425
00:21:52,396 --> 00:21:54,731
跟這美國佬所宣揚的同一套

426
00:21:54,815 --> 00:21:57,109
他叫我坐下來
然後說:“把不滿全說出來

427
00:21:57,192 --> 00:22:00,070
告訴我你看我不爽的原因
我也會告訴你我為什麼看你不爽”

428
00:22:02,406 --> 00:22:04,324
-你是個大爛人
-不,我先說

429
00:22:05,742 --> 00:22:08,871
雖然我知道應該把球傳給你

430
00:22:10,038 --> 00:22:11,874
你自私又自負

431
00:22:11,957 --> 00:22:14,084
我每次傳球給你都想吐

432
00:22:16,587 --> 00:22:20,257
你知道,我小時候在牆上
貼了一張你的海報

433
00:22:21,758 --> 00:22:23,594
我以前超喜歡看你踢球的

434
00:22:25,721 --> 00:22:28,348
但你的球技大不如前了

435
00:22:28,432 --> 00:22:30,684
只因為你贏了幾座獎盃

436
00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:33,854
就期待受到每個人的愛戴

437
00:22:36,815 --> 00:22:39,193
對,我是會那樣

438
00:22:45,699 --> 00:22:47,618
現在換你承認我的看法了

439
00:22:48,368 --> 00:22:49,369
我不想

440
00:22:51,997 --> 00:22:53,207
雖然只有...

441
00:22:54,666 --> 00:22:55,751
一點點屬實

442
00:23:01,215 --> 00:23:03,300
你跟那個道格老頭有成為朋友嗎?

443
00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:05,427
當然沒有,他死了最好

444
00:23:07,638 --> 00:23:08,764
那也祝你早日往生

445
00:23:11,225 --> 00:23:12,434
你這混蛋

446
00:23:15,646 --> 00:23:16,897
夥伴,你好啊

447
00:23:18,607 --> 00:23:21,777
你有問芮貝卡要不要我傳簡訊給羅比嗎?

448
00:23:22,361 --> 00:23:25,781
我找不到她,我看算了

449
00:23:25,864 --> 00:23:28,450
你改變心意了再跟我說一聲

450
00:23:28,534 --> 00:23:30,869
他馬上就會過來,我要去續杯了

451
00:23:31,578 --> 00:23:33,705
魯柏,我剛剛突然想到

452
00:23:33,789 --> 00:23:37,251
要是你能傳簡訊給羅比威廉斯
叫他今晚過來的話

453
00:23:38,794 --> 00:23:42,172
你也能輕易叫他不要出席

454
00:23:44,508 --> 00:23:47,427
我要是那麼做的話,就是大爛人一個了
對吧?

455
00:23:53,767 --> 00:23:57,688
泰德,你想芮貝卡知道
愛黛兒本人的樣子嗎?

456
00:23:58,897 --> 00:24:01,149
我需要找個副手跟我開啟一段冒險旅程

457
00:24:01,233 --> 00:24:03,861
-你想找我?
-對,你是最棒的人選

458
00:24:03,944 --> 00:24:05,153
走吧,跟我來

459
00:24:10,826 --> 00:24:13,120
-我要順便謝謝妳
-為什麼?

460
00:24:13,537 --> 00:24:17,624
網路上已經有紅毯照了

461
00:24:17,708 --> 00:24:21,336
這是我頭一次拍出上相的照片

462
00:24:21,420 --> 00:24:22,921
不客氣

463
00:24:26,592 --> 00:24:27,634
綺莉嗎?

464
00:24:27,718 --> 00:24:28,719
我認為應該讓妳知道

465
00:24:28,802 --> 00:24:32,639
出價投標傑米的另一個年輕小姐
是他另一個女友

466
00:24:34,850 --> 00:24:36,435
無恥的爛人

467
00:24:39,897 --> 00:24:42,399
-我可以喝一口妳的調酒嗎?
-好

468
00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:43,609
謝啦

469
00:24:44,693 --> 00:24:46,528
我最討厭橄欖了

470
00:24:46,612 --> 00:24:50,824
我覺得這種看起來像橘色小陰蒂的東西
超變態的

471
00:24:53,911 --> 00:24:55,287
妳有跟足球員交往過嗎?

472
00:24:56,371 --> 00:24:58,373
-什麼?
-抱歉

473
00:24:58,957 --> 00:25:02,252
我不該笑的,感覺很自命清高

474
00:25:02,336 --> 00:25:04,463
沒關係,妳是有點自命清高

475
00:25:04,546 --> 00:25:07,549
我18歲時交了一個23歲的足球員男友

476
00:25:09,301 --> 00:25:13,013
現在我快30歲了
交往對象還是23歲的足球員

477
00:25:14,306 --> 00:25:15,974
我跟李奧納多一樣

478
00:25:17,851 --> 00:25:19,019
他們真的很有意思

479
00:25:20,103 --> 00:25:22,523
頭腦簡單、有錢、身材又好

480
00:25:22,606 --> 00:25:24,316
那責任感呢?

481
00:25:25,025 --> 00:25:26,026
什麼意思?

482
00:25:26,610 --> 00:25:29,780
我是說大家都會犯錯,不過...

483
00:25:31,657 --> 00:25:34,284
我跟一個男人結婚了12年

484
00:25:34,993 --> 00:25:38,539
但他從未對任何事負過責

485
00:25:48,006 --> 00:25:49,174
妳好

486
00:25:49,258 --> 00:25:50,259
-妳好
-我是綺莉

487
00:25:50,342 --> 00:25:51,343
妳好,我是貝克絲

488
00:25:51,426 --> 00:25:53,220
-貝克絲,幸會
-幸會

489
00:25:53,303 --> 00:25:55,389
妳介意讓我跟他單獨說句話嗎?

490
00:25:55,472 --> 00:25:58,225
沒問題,幸會

491
00:25:59,768 --> 00:26:01,061
她是你的新女友?

492
00:26:01,144 --> 00:26:04,773
寶貝,放輕鬆
這只是品牌行銷的一部分,對吧?

493
00:26:04,857 --> 00:26:07,776
要是有兩個女人爭相為我喊價的話
感覺我的身價會比較高

494
00:26:07,860 --> 00:26:08,944
懂我的意思嗎?

495
00:26:09,778 --> 00:26:10,988
我超聰明的,對吧?

496
00:26:11,697 --> 00:26:17,452
現在即將上臺的是
今晚唯一的前英超冠軍得主,羅伊坎特

497
00:26:17,536 --> 00:26:18,579
阿公

498
00:26:21,081 --> 00:26:26,336
喊價最高的得主可以跟他
在華麗酒店的泳池畔

499
00:26:26,420 --> 00:26:29,965
一起喝雞尾酒曬太陽

500
00:26:30,048 --> 00:26:32,259
不,我們說好的,沒有雞尾酒跟日光浴

501
00:26:34,094 --> 00:26:37,306
也沒有什麼鬼泳池
我們只會待在倫敦西南區

502
00:26:37,389 --> 00:26:40,058
能讓妳醋意大發超酷的

503
00:26:40,142 --> 00:26:42,019
你認為讓我吃醋很酷嗎?

504
00:26:42,102 --> 00:26:43,604
寶貝,我不知道,我又不會吃醋

505
00:26:43,687 --> 00:26:47,065
從一百英鎊的底標開始
誰要出價投標這場無聊的約會?

506
00:26:47,524 --> 00:26:48,859
好,一千英鎊

507
00:26:50,319 --> 00:26:53,739
-有人要往上加嗎?
-兩千英鎊!

508
00:26:54,865 --> 00:26:57,075
雪洛火力全開了

509
00:26:57,159 --> 00:27:00,078
-三千英鎊
-寶貝,妳這是在丟妳自己的臉

510
00:27:00,704 --> 00:27:02,623
四千英鎊!

511
00:27:02,706 --> 00:27:03,790
五千!

512
00:27:04,541 --> 00:27:06,835
六千

513
00:27:06,919 --> 00:27:08,879
-有人要往上加嗎?
-對不起

514
00:27:10,088 --> 00:27:12,049
好,得標人是雪洛

515
00:27:19,723 --> 00:27:24,728
拍賣會到此結束,但還有個小驚喜

516
00:27:25,604 --> 00:27:31,527
我個人打算捐一百萬英鎊給今晚的活動

517
00:27:34,154 --> 00:27:35,155
謝謝

518
00:27:35,656 --> 00:27:37,449
謝謝大家,謝謝

519
00:27:37,533 --> 00:27:43,705
我相信那足以達成
芮貝卡八十萬英鎊的目標了

520
00:27:47,459 --> 00:27:48,794
為了孩子們?

521
00:28:00,556 --> 00:28:01,640
芮貝卡

522
00:28:01,723 --> 00:28:05,644
這是坎姆柯爾,他是個尚未被發掘的才子

523
00:28:05,727 --> 00:28:07,187
去吧,坎姆,讓他們看看你的才華

524
00:28:11,441 --> 00:28:12,442
你瘋了嗎?

525
00:28:12,526 --> 00:28:16,488
芮貝卡,千萬別以貌取人,好嗎?

526
00:28:17,865 --> 00:28:18,866
不管了

527
00:28:20,617 --> 00:28:21,618
太好了

528
00:28:22,911 --> 00:28:27,916
女士先生們,令人遺憾的是

529
00:28:29,209 --> 00:28:33,297
羅比威廉斯今晚臨時無法出席

530
00:28:33,380 --> 00:28:38,218
但我們找來了你們肯定會喜歡的
出色替代人選

531
00:28:38,302 --> 00:28:41,180
至少這能成為你們在返家路上
滔滔不絕的話題

532
00:28:41,972 --> 00:28:47,603
這是我們特地從街頭請來的坎姆某某

533
00:28:54,818 --> 00:28:56,111
三小

534
00:28:57,696 --> 00:28:58,697
那是什麼意思?

535
00:29:12,961 --> 00:29:18,592
母親,親愛的大地之母
請原諒我們的所作所為

536
00:29:21,553 --> 00:29:23,889
我們別想棋藝了,一起跳支舞吧?

537
00:29:24,598 --> 00:29:26,683
皇后移到國王五,將死

538
00:29:33,815 --> 00:29:36,777
我們離開並傷害了我們的母親

539
00:29:36,860 --> 00:29:40,072
她開始憤怒了

540
00:30:02,970 --> 00:30:06,014
因為我是我母親的乖孩子

541
00:30:09,101 --> 00:30:13,814
不過

542
00:30:13,897 --> 00:30:19,027
我的手足們不聽話

543
00:30:19,903 --> 00:30:20,904
(坎姆柯爾)

544
00:30:27,536 --> 00:30:29,121
-太謝謝你們了
-不客氣

545
00:30:29,204 --> 00:30:31,248
-我們玩得很開心
-太謝謝你們了

546
00:30:32,291 --> 00:30:33,417
晚安

547
00:30:33,959 --> 00:30:36,670
我要再次謝謝你慷慨的捐獻

548
00:30:36,753 --> 00:30:38,505
-明年再見了
-我很期待

549
00:30:45,470 --> 00:30:46,680
他可真會耍帥

550
00:30:47,347 --> 00:30:48,390
沒錯

551
00:30:51,268 --> 00:30:55,189
妳可能以為自己是唯一能看透他的人

552
00:30:56,690 --> 00:30:57,691
但妳不是

553
00:31:04,823 --> 00:31:06,325
天哪,老兄,你沒事吧?

554
00:31:08,410 --> 00:31:10,245
-快點
-好吧

555
00:31:10,329 --> 00:31:11,330
很開心的夜晚

556
00:31:12,915 --> 00:31:15,125
等一下,教練,走慢一點

557
00:31:19,171 --> 00:31:20,964
別再生我的氣了

558
00:31:24,009 --> 00:31:25,219
寶貝,對不起

559
00:31:27,638 --> 00:31:29,598
傑米,你真的知道自己為什麼道歉嗎?

560
00:31:30,474 --> 00:31:31,600
妳總是問我這個問題

561
00:31:32,392 --> 00:31:34,520
幫我個忙吧

562
00:31:34,603 --> 00:31:36,605
別利用我來當你們吵架的道具

563
00:31:37,564 --> 00:31:38,732
把我當白癡耍

564
00:31:41,068 --> 00:31:42,903
抱歉,我...

565
00:31:43,445 --> 00:31:44,655
我不該那麼做的

566
00:31:45,906 --> 00:31:46,907
謝謝

567
00:31:47,533 --> 00:31:49,868
反正也沒有人出價投標你
老兄,快滾吧

568
00:31:51,411 --> 00:31:52,412
滾啊

569
00:31:56,667 --> 00:31:58,210
妳幹嘛跟他道歉?

570
00:31:58,710 --> 00:32:00,712
傑米,為自己負責很重要

571
00:32:03,674 --> 00:32:04,675
我們分手吧

572
00:32:06,093 --> 00:32:07,094
再見

573
00:32:10,931 --> 00:32:11,932
隨便妳

574
00:32:18,438 --> 00:32:20,566
抱歉,這些可以給我嗎?

575
00:32:20,649 --> 00:32:21,650
兩瓶嗎?

576
00:32:31,451 --> 00:32:33,120
妳想大醉一場嗎?

577
00:32:33,537 --> 00:32:36,248
-想
-然後我們可以去搶銀行之類的

578
00:32:43,005 --> 00:32:45,048
蜜雪兒跟亨利下週末要來

579
00:32:45,132 --> 00:32:46,508
-那很棒啊,教練
-對

580
00:32:47,217 --> 00:32:49,511
來吧,跟我說說你跟珍怎麼了

581
00:32:50,095 --> 00:32:51,221
我又那樣了

582
00:32:51,305 --> 00:32:54,016
-把棋藝看得比女伴重要?
-對

583
00:32:54,099 --> 00:32:55,809
教練,你什麼時候才會學乖?

584
00:33:29,134 --> 00:33:31,136
字幕翻譯:Wanyin Tsai