1 00:00:19,144 --> 00:00:20,562 I'm sorry about this. 2 00:00:20,646 --> 00:00:24,900 Don't you dare apologize. Thanks to you, we can afford to get the other car fixed. 3 00:00:24,983 --> 00:00:26,235 Tell him, boys. 4 00:00:26,318 --> 00:00:27,277 -Bye, Dad. -It's all right, Dad. 5 00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:28,237 Whatever. 6 00:00:29,655 --> 00:00:31,657 -Love you. -Love you, darling. 7 00:00:32,448 --> 00:00:35,536 And tell your boss I hope she gets heart disease. 8 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:39,706 -Morning, Ted. -Hey, Higgins-- 9 00:00:41,834 --> 00:00:42,835 Is he dead? 10 00:00:44,962 --> 00:00:48,048 I mean, you know, it's my fault for staring at my phone. 11 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:50,133 I just can't stop checking on my family's flight. 12 00:00:50,217 --> 00:00:51,969 You know, I haven't shared this with too many folks, 13 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:55,681 but Michelle and I, we've been having some marital issues. 14 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:58,725 Ted, you really don't have to talk about this if you don't want to. 15 00:00:58,809 --> 00:00:59,726 I don't mind. 16 00:01:00,435 --> 00:01:01,937 Tried couples therapy. 17 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:03,647 Didn't like the other couple though. 18 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:08,026 It feels good to laugh. 19 00:01:08,110 --> 00:01:10,988 Yeah, you know, our therapist gave us this code word to use. 20 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:13,115 So if either of us says "Oklahoma," 21 00:01:13,198 --> 00:01:15,409 the other one has to tell the God's honest truth. 22 00:01:15,492 --> 00:01:17,369 Yeah, you know, it's pretty helpful. 23 00:01:17,452 --> 00:01:19,329 Did ruin the musical for me though. 24 00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:22,124 So now every time I hear, "Oh, What a Beautiful Mornin'," 25 00:01:22,207 --> 00:01:26,295 or... what-- "Surrey with the Fringe on Top," or-- 26 00:01:26,795 --> 00:01:28,964 -"Shall We Dance?" -No, that's from King and I. 27 00:01:29,673 --> 00:01:31,717 Anyway, if I hear any of those tunes, 28 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:33,635 I immediately think about my wife telling me 29 00:01:33,719 --> 00:01:37,014 that my constant optimism is too much. 30 00:01:38,182 --> 00:01:41,185 And this... sharing of feelings 31 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:44,646 is 'cause I opened up to you about my ex-husband at the gala. 32 00:01:44,730 --> 00:01:46,064 Yes, ma'am. 33 00:01:46,148 --> 00:01:47,524 Well, that's a lesson learned. 34 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:48,775 Come on now. 35 00:01:48,859 --> 00:01:51,653 I bet deep down you kinda dig we're getting so close, right? 36 00:01:51,737 --> 00:01:52,863 I do. 37 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:54,948 -Oklahoma? -I do not. 38 00:02:18,263 --> 00:02:19,348 Jamie? 39 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:21,808 You up? 40 00:02:28,357 --> 00:02:29,358 Hello? 41 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:31,777 Is Jamie here? 42 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:33,820 Oh, my God. You're Keeley Jones. 43 00:02:33,904 --> 00:02:35,572 Yeah, I am. 44 00:02:37,449 --> 00:02:38,450 Hi, Jamie. 45 00:02:40,327 --> 00:02:42,996 No, no. No. You can't get mad. You broke up with me. 46 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:44,623 Like, 24 hours ago. 47 00:02:44,706 --> 00:02:46,166 How long's a man meant to be alone? 48 00:02:46,250 --> 00:02:48,085 What am I supposed to do? Shower by myself? 49 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:51,004 Sorry, can I just say, I'm your biggest fan. 50 00:02:51,088 --> 00:02:53,006 I follow your Insta, your Snap, everything. 51 00:02:53,090 --> 00:02:55,008 Wow, thank you. 52 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:56,844 And, Jamie, thank you. 53 00:02:57,261 --> 00:03:00,806 Whenever I break up with someone, I spend months questioning it, 54 00:03:00,889 --> 00:03:03,350 wondering if I made a huge fucking mistake. 55 00:03:03,433 --> 00:03:07,312 But you have really helped me to feel good about this decision, just by... 56 00:03:10,107 --> 00:03:11,275 being you. 57 00:03:11,775 --> 00:03:12,776 You're welcome. 58 00:03:13,402 --> 00:03:14,444 What? 59 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:16,363 You said I made you feel good about your decision. 60 00:03:16,780 --> 00:03:18,532 -Yeah. -Did you mean it? 61 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:21,702 -Yes. -Well, then you're welcome. 62 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:24,121 I like to make people feel good. 63 00:03:26,248 --> 00:03:28,208 You still gonna be around for the promo shoot later? 64 00:03:28,292 --> 00:03:30,794 The promo shoot that I've spent weeks setting up for you? 65 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:32,504 Yes. 66 00:03:34,923 --> 00:03:36,592 It was nice to meet you. 67 00:03:42,014 --> 00:03:43,223 Yes, yes, yes! Here! 68 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:46,185 Yes, Jamie! Jamie, Jamie! 69 00:03:46,810 --> 00:03:49,146 Jamie, I'm open. Jamie! 70 00:03:51,190 --> 00:03:53,525 -What are you doing? That was going in. -Well, we'll never know. 71 00:03:53,609 --> 00:03:55,903 Jamie, how many times I gotta tell you to make the extra pass? 72 00:03:55,986 --> 00:03:59,698 Come on. Sam was more open than the jar of peanut butter on my kitchen counter. 73 00:03:59,781 --> 00:04:01,825 What? What's he talking about? 74 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:04,369 That's right. Y'all don't know I like to keep the peanut butter open. 75 00:04:04,453 --> 00:04:06,872 That way, whenever I walk by, I can just stick my finger in there. 76 00:04:07,998 --> 00:04:10,167 -It's a fucking good idea, to be fair. -Yeah, it is. 77 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,961 Now look, when Sam is that open, you gotta pass to him, okay? 78 00:04:13,045 --> 00:04:16,255 But why? Even when Sam's open, Sam is still shit. 79 00:04:16,339 --> 00:04:17,925 I heard my name. What did he say? 80 00:04:18,007 --> 00:04:19,760 -Don't worry about it. -Okay. 81 00:04:19,843 --> 00:04:21,470 Guys, we gotta play like a team tomorrow. 82 00:04:21,553 --> 00:04:24,973 Otherwise we're gonna get our butts kicked. Extra passes. 83 00:04:25,057 --> 00:04:27,684 We're gonna keep doing this until we get it right. Let's go. 84 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:29,019 Dad! 85 00:04:34,233 --> 00:04:35,484 Practice is canceled. 86 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:41,990 That is a lot longer run than he thinks, though. 87 00:04:42,074 --> 00:04:43,075 Metaphor. 88 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:47,120 -Hey! -Daddy! 89 00:04:47,204 --> 00:04:49,665 I kinda thought y'all would meet me halfway, but hey, that's all right. 90 00:04:49,748 --> 00:04:51,708 -Hey, buddy! -Helicopter! 91 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:55,879 You got it. Two spins. How about that? 92 00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:57,506 Boy, you're gonna be a dizzy fella there. 93 00:04:57,589 --> 00:04:59,967 -Slower helicopter. -No way. Come on now. 94 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:04,847 I missed you so much. 95 00:05:04,930 --> 00:05:06,306 Group hug. 96 00:05:06,390 --> 00:05:07,641 Hey! There he is. 97 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:11,228 Hey, big guy. Look how tall you got. What the heck? 98 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:13,730 And look at this. I mean, you, what-- You got teeth now? 99 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:16,149 -I already had teeth! -And you can talk! 100 00:05:16,233 --> 00:05:18,068 Also, Ms. Welton, sorry to report, 101 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:22,197 but this weekend's match will not be completely sold out. 102 00:05:22,281 --> 00:05:25,742 Not a surprise. We've lost four matches in a row, and we're facing relegation. 103 00:05:26,368 --> 00:05:27,828 But why be sorry? 104 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:29,746 I think it's all going rather smashingly. 105 00:05:34,251 --> 00:05:38,672 I'm happy to be the new brand ambassador for Darsteiner. 106 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:41,300 The favorite beer of Jamie Tartt. 107 00:05:41,925 --> 00:05:44,261 Wait, wait, wait. Get my tats. 108 00:05:44,887 --> 00:05:48,098 Get that one. It's very important to me. Chinese for "arm." 109 00:05:49,474 --> 00:05:50,893 -Jamie. -What? 110 00:05:50,976 --> 00:05:52,394 -Just drink the beer. -Yeah. 111 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,939 No judgment, but are you back with that twat? 112 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:57,149 Bon appétit. 113 00:05:57,733 --> 00:06:00,903 No. We're done. God, I love that you care though. 114 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:03,739 I'll kiss you on the mouth if I can reach those lips. 115 00:06:04,448 --> 00:06:06,992 You know, I put this whole thing together. I get 10%. 116 00:06:07,075 --> 00:06:08,619 Hey, do you like mythology? 117 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:10,954 You've seen a unicorn. You ever seen a brewnicorn? 118 00:06:13,415 --> 00:06:15,542 -That's fucking funny. -Oh, no. 119 00:06:15,626 --> 00:06:17,628 What's that? It's my beerby. 120 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:19,046 -Come on. -Okay. 121 00:06:19,129 --> 00:06:22,007 Y'all getting all this for free. Not even extra for that. 122 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:23,091 Keeley. 123 00:06:23,175 --> 00:06:26,178 If any of the other players needed some branding work done, 124 00:06:26,261 --> 00:06:28,305 is that something you'd be interested in? 125 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:29,515 I don't want you to offer me a job 126 00:06:29,598 --> 00:06:31,475 just 'cause I was nice to you in the loo the other night. 127 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:35,103 Why not? Men give each other jobs in toilets all the time. 128 00:06:35,979 --> 00:06:36,980 Yeah, they do. 129 00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:40,567 I meant employment. Like job-jobs. 130 00:06:40,651 --> 00:06:43,320 -So not hand, or blow, or foot? -Foot? 131 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:47,491 You're right. Technically it would be... feet, right? 132 00:06:48,659 --> 00:06:52,120 Just give it a thought. Unless you want to carry on doing-- 133 00:06:52,788 --> 00:06:53,997 What is it you do again? 134 00:06:54,957 --> 00:06:57,835 I'm sort of famous for being almost famous. 135 00:06:58,544 --> 00:06:59,545 Excellent. 136 00:07:00,796 --> 00:07:03,173 -Maybe think of it as a plan B. -Yeah. 137 00:07:05,634 --> 00:07:07,386 Okay, now, little tip for y'all, all right? 138 00:07:07,469 --> 00:07:10,931 Fries are called "chips." Chips are called "crisps." 139 00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:13,433 And "bangers" aren't great songs, 140 00:07:13,517 --> 00:07:16,645 but they do make you feel like dancing 'cause they're so darn tasty. 141 00:07:16,728 --> 00:07:19,189 When you gonna win a game, you fucking wanker? 142 00:07:19,273 --> 00:07:22,401 Hey, Baz. Fellas. This here-- This is my wife, Michelle. 143 00:07:22,484 --> 00:07:24,611 Absolute pleasure to meet you, Mrs. Lasso. 144 00:07:24,695 --> 00:07:26,738 Nice recovery. Well executed. 145 00:07:26,822 --> 00:07:28,532 -Yeah, coach's wife. She's heard it all. -Yeah. 146 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:30,701 Hi, Ted. Hello, young man. 147 00:07:31,493 --> 00:07:36,248 Here are the darts. There's the board. Try not to hit any regulars. 148 00:07:37,082 --> 00:07:38,250 Yeah, go have fun. 149 00:07:38,333 --> 00:07:40,752 -Your table's this way. -Go on. After you. 150 00:07:40,836 --> 00:07:43,297 -Three fish-and-chips? -Yes, please. And two pints. 151 00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:45,007 -I like your style. -Yeah. 152 00:07:47,926 --> 00:07:49,178 Look at this. 153 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:55,726 Do they wrap the fish-and-chips in newspaper? I read they do that here. 154 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:59,438 No, no. I wish. Boy, I'd love that. Having my food teach me stuff? 155 00:07:59,521 --> 00:08:01,440 Yeah, that's your dream scenario, right? 156 00:08:01,523 --> 00:08:03,567 A doughnut that knows about Rosa Parks or something. 157 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:05,360 -Yeah. Exactly, yeah. -Yeah. 158 00:08:05,444 --> 00:08:07,654 Can fit a lot of wisdom just in the hole. 159 00:08:09,281 --> 00:08:10,324 Yeah. 160 00:08:10,782 --> 00:08:12,492 You already done, bud? 161 00:08:12,576 --> 00:08:14,286 Yeah, he probably should be. 162 00:08:14,369 --> 00:08:16,496 Well, I'm sorry about that. 163 00:08:16,580 --> 00:08:17,748 Happens all the time. 164 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:22,085 -What are you doing? -I'm just curious, yeah? 165 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:24,087 The photographer's gonna send me over the pictures, 166 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:26,048 and I'll just kill the ones where you look like shit. 167 00:08:26,131 --> 00:08:27,299 Then I'll send them over to you. 168 00:08:27,382 --> 00:08:30,594 Firstly, babe, there won't be any where I look like shit because... 169 00:08:31,595 --> 00:08:34,640 And B, why don't you just bring them over to my place 170 00:08:34,722 --> 00:08:36,433 and we can look at them together? 171 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:38,059 Maybe we're naked. 172 00:08:40,145 --> 00:08:42,481 Hard no. Thank you again, Jamie. 173 00:08:45,150 --> 00:08:46,318 Smart move. 174 00:08:47,486 --> 00:08:48,487 Excuse me? 175 00:08:50,322 --> 00:08:52,199 I have to hang out with that prick. 176 00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:55,494 The fact that you would choose to be with him is frankly mind-blowing. 177 00:08:55,577 --> 00:08:57,371 I'm not with him. We broke up. 178 00:08:57,454 --> 00:09:00,374 We're working together, actually. And who asked you anyway, huh? 179 00:09:00,457 --> 00:09:01,458 Right. 180 00:09:02,668 --> 00:09:05,379 I didn't know that, so... apologies. 181 00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:08,131 No, it's fine. You should definitely weigh in on my life. 182 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:11,969 I'll make sure that I text you anytime I have to make a decision, yeah? 183 00:09:14,429 --> 00:09:16,890 It's just that in training, Sam was wide open, 184 00:09:16,974 --> 00:09:18,600 and Jamie wouldn't pass to him. 185 00:09:18,684 --> 00:09:20,227 But Sam was wide open. 186 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:22,479 Now that's what I'm dealing with. 187 00:09:28,819 --> 00:09:29,820 Yes. 188 00:09:31,572 --> 00:09:32,614 Here it is. 189 00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:36,159 Yeah. Okay. Now, hold on a second. 190 00:09:37,536 --> 00:09:40,330 Think we might have missed a page. Oh, boy. 191 00:09:40,414 --> 00:09:42,958 Don't you wanna go ride a real double-decker bus? 192 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:44,626 After we finish. 193 00:09:45,335 --> 00:09:46,670 See? I like that. 194 00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:48,881 First we gotta build it, then we can ride it. 195 00:09:48,964 --> 00:09:51,633 It's kind of a Field of Dreams paradigm. 196 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:53,093 Okay. 197 00:09:53,886 --> 00:09:57,139 Well, six hands are better than four. 198 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,669 Good morning. 199 00:10:27,753 --> 00:10:29,046 Hey, how you doing? 200 00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:35,302 -Hey, look at that scarf. I like it. -Oi! Wanker. 201 00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:37,221 Don't you fuck up the match. 202 00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:39,723 I appreciate you. We'll see what happens, huh? 203 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:45,187 Hey, check it out. 204 00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:47,231 You never-- Never seen one of these before. 205 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:49,942 That right there, that's a scone, okay? 206 00:10:50,025 --> 00:10:52,277 It's like a muffin, except it sucks all the spit out of your mouth. 207 00:10:52,361 --> 00:10:54,571 There's your breakfast. All right? Hey! What do you say? 208 00:10:54,655 --> 00:10:55,948 Thanks, Dad! 209 00:10:56,031 --> 00:10:58,742 Okay. There you go. Some people's kids, holy moly. 210 00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:09,169 -It's pretty nice out there, isn't it? -Yeah. 211 00:11:09,253 --> 00:11:10,879 -Hey. -I can make us some breakfast. 212 00:11:10,963 --> 00:11:12,130 What's wrong? 213 00:11:12,214 --> 00:11:14,383 Nothing. I think I'm just a little jet-lagged is all. 214 00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:15,634 I'm fine, Ted. 215 00:11:15,717 --> 00:11:17,553 No, no. No. Michelle, you gotta talk to me. 216 00:11:17,636 --> 00:11:20,138 Okay? Hey, hey. Oklahoma. 217 00:11:26,395 --> 00:11:27,646 Every day... 218 00:11:29,106 --> 00:11:33,110 I wake up hoping that I'll feel the way I felt in the beginning. 219 00:11:33,986 --> 00:11:37,239 But maybe that's just what marriage is, right? 220 00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:41,577 I'll keep trying. You know I will. 221 00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:45,163 Ready to go! 222 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:51,044 -I mean, you're gonna need pants, kiddo. -Yeah. 223 00:11:51,128 --> 00:11:53,046 -You know-- -Let's get some pants. Come on. 224 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,225 I mean, I don't know what I'm supposed to do. 225 00:12:05,851 --> 00:12:08,312 Marriage. Just so, you know, so complicated. 226 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:10,314 So many different challenges and... 227 00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:13,567 I think-- I don't know. Sorry. 228 00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:14,860 You ever been married? 229 00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:19,448 Yeah, Nate. Coach's views on romantic relationships 230 00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:21,909 are not too dissimilar from his views on cooking steak. 231 00:12:21,992 --> 00:12:25,370 You know, you spend any more than five minutes on one, loses its flavor. 232 00:12:25,454 --> 00:12:27,706 -That sound about right, Coach? -Yeah. 233 00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:29,791 Do you mind if I ask you a personal question then? 234 00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:30,792 Fire away. 235 00:12:30,876 --> 00:12:32,211 If you were worried about your relationship, 236 00:12:32,294 --> 00:12:36,089 then why did you fly 4,438 miles away? 237 00:12:36,173 --> 00:12:38,759 That is a very specific number to know off the top of your head. 238 00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:40,719 Well, my dad used to be a cartographer. 239 00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:44,473 Used to say I was .001 miles tall. 240 00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:49,520 Yeah. Well, it's a good question. Why do it? 241 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,689 I think at some point I realized 242 00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:57,486 that me being around so much was doing more harm than good. 243 00:12:59,363 --> 00:13:02,199 Like, anytime I tried to solve any of her problems, or... 244 00:13:03,909 --> 00:13:07,162 do something sweet for her, it just would backfire. 245 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:11,250 And then she and this therapist we were working with 246 00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:15,796 decided that maybe the best thing to do would be to give her a little space. 247 00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:20,759 And so... well, I gave her 4,400 and... 248 00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:21,677 Thirty-eight. 249 00:13:22,594 --> 00:13:24,179 Thirty-eight miles worth of it. 250 00:13:26,557 --> 00:13:29,685 Sorry to interrupt. I was told one of you had my phone. 251 00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:32,312 Thank heavens. 252 00:13:32,396 --> 00:13:34,731 I deleted some apps to optimize performance. 253 00:13:34,815 --> 00:13:36,358 Not Battleships, I hope. 254 00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:38,569 Oh, well. I was playing that too much anyway. 255 00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:41,321 I'll leave you lads to your match day planning. 256 00:13:41,405 --> 00:13:43,282 Now, well, hold your horse there, amigo. 257 00:13:43,365 --> 00:13:45,158 You mind if I get your take on something? 258 00:13:45,242 --> 00:13:47,286 Wow, of course. 259 00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:52,040 Very exciting to be invited into the inner sanctum. 260 00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:55,210 Team Lasso, as it were. 261 00:13:55,294 --> 00:13:57,588 You and the missus. Y'all been together a while, yeah? 262 00:13:58,005 --> 00:14:01,175 Yes, 28 years. 263 00:14:01,258 --> 00:14:03,468 Five boys, three dogs, 264 00:14:03,552 --> 00:14:07,389 one 20-year-old cat whose impending death will wreck me emotionally, 265 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:10,601 and one small house that manages to fit us all in it. 266 00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:12,686 Sounds like a full life right there. 267 00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:16,523 But I assume y'all have had your fair share of hard times though, yeah? 268 00:14:16,607 --> 00:14:20,861 Did you not hear the five boys, tiny house, dying cat part? 269 00:14:23,739 --> 00:14:24,907 That's the thing though, isn't it? 270 00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:28,952 If you're with the right person, even the hard times are easy. 271 00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:36,084 Someone call 911. I want to report a truth bomb. 272 00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:40,005 -I think they do 999 here. -It is 999. 273 00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:41,340 -Yes. It is, yeah. -For emergencies? 274 00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:43,008 Boy, that seems troublesome to me. 275 00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:45,427 You know, toddlers and, just, butt dials and-- 276 00:14:45,511 --> 00:14:46,637 -'Cause it's one key. -Yeah. 277 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,639 You'd probably have police cars and ambulances 278 00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:50,599 -just zipping all over the place. -Yeah. 279 00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:52,559 -Well, that happens a lot, doesn't it? -It does. Yeah, yeah. 280 00:14:52,643 --> 00:14:54,686 -That explains it, actually. -There you have it. 281 00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:56,980 Arlo White here with Chris Powell. 282 00:14:57,064 --> 00:15:00,567 Live from Nelson Road Stadium, the home of AFC Richmond. 283 00:15:00,651 --> 00:15:02,277 All right, everyone! Get in a fucking circle. 284 00:15:02,361 --> 00:15:04,029 -Let's throw this down! -Come on, boys! 285 00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,572 Right, hands in. 286 00:15:05,656 --> 00:15:07,908 On three. One, two, three... 287 00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:09,993 -Richmond! -Let's go! 288 00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:15,249 Let's go! Let's go! 289 00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:23,382 Jamie, you a germophobe? 290 00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:25,467 'Cause I'm trying to think of a reason you didn't put your hand in 291 00:15:25,551 --> 00:15:26,468 with the rest of the team. 292 00:15:26,552 --> 00:15:27,594 Didn't want to. 293 00:15:29,638 --> 00:15:32,641 I gotta say, man, sometimes you remind me of my grandma with the channel hopper. 294 00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:34,226 You just push all the wrong buttons. 295 00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:39,147 Well, then how's about you and me make a deal? 296 00:15:39,231 --> 00:15:40,607 Okay, I'm listening. 297 00:15:40,691 --> 00:15:44,570 You get to keep on preaching all of your yeehaw bullshit, 298 00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:49,825 and in exchange, I'll keep ignoring you, because this team is tragic. 299 00:15:51,243 --> 00:15:54,246 I score all the goals, and I'm the only one they come to see. 300 00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:56,832 Does that sound fair? Hands in. 301 00:15:57,708 --> 00:15:59,585 You know, I'd love to hash out some of the nuances there, 302 00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:01,044 but I'm not having the best of days-- 303 00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:02,546 Actually, it doesn't matter what you say. 304 00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:05,340 'Cause in my head, I'm just hearing the crowd cheer my name 305 00:16:05,424 --> 00:16:06,842 after I score a goal tonight. 306 00:16:07,301 --> 00:16:12,264 Jamie Tartt... Jamie Tartt... 307 00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:15,309 As undeniably catchy as that tune is, I need you to cut the crap right now-- 308 00:16:15,392 --> 00:16:16,768 Dad! 309 00:16:16,852 --> 00:16:20,022 Hey, big guy. There he is. Hey. 310 00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:22,733 -Jamie Tartt? -Hello, little lad. 311 00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:24,359 Would you sign my shirt? 312 00:16:25,235 --> 00:16:26,486 All right, turn around. 313 00:16:27,905 --> 00:16:28,989 That's pretty cool, huh? 314 00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:33,368 Now, next time I score a goal, it won't just be for me. 315 00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:37,331 It'll be for you too. 316 00:16:38,916 --> 00:16:42,252 And for me. But... just for us. 317 00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:44,588 -Cool. -Good lad. 318 00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:47,716 Good boy. 319 00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:51,720 Come on, let's get out there. 320 00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:57,267 Jamie Tartt... Jamie Tartt... 321 00:16:57,351 --> 00:16:58,810 -Come on, goalie! -Link finds space. 322 00:16:58,894 --> 00:17:00,229 He rears back to shoot it. 323 00:17:00,312 --> 00:17:02,731 A stunning goal by the Canadian midfielder! 324 00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:06,777 -Fuck's sake! -I hate that poxy wanker! Fucking Lasso! 325 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:10,030 -Nice family though. -Damn it, Paul! Don't humanize him! 326 00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:13,575 Well, after only six minutes, Richmond are 2-0 down. 327 00:17:13,659 --> 00:17:14,492 Wanker! Wanker! 328 00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:16,994 And the Richmond supporters are making their feelings known. 329 00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:18,079 Wanker! Wanker! 330 00:17:18,163 --> 00:17:20,082 Chris, you have to think, if this continues, 331 00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:23,669 Lasso's time with Richmond will be short and not very sweet. 332 00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:26,088 Tartt receives the ball. Clever there. 333 00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:27,798 -Go on, Jamie. -He finds space. 334 00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:29,174 He has Obisanya on the right. 335 00:17:29,258 --> 00:17:32,970 No, he's doing it himself. And what a finish! 336 00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:35,681 Jamie Tartt with an incredible solo goal! 337 00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:37,891 Jamie Tartt, you fucking king! 338 00:17:37,975 --> 00:17:42,229 Jamie Tartt... Jamie Tartt... 339 00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:45,232 And thanks to budding superstar, Jamie Tartt, 340 00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:48,819 Richmond are right back in it at 2-1 in the 29th minute! 341 00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:51,113 -Me! -What's he yelling? 342 00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:55,242 "Me." He's pointing at the name on his back and repeatedly yelling "me." 343 00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:56,827 Me! 344 00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:59,079 I thought he was saying "meat." 345 00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:01,206 But, yeah, yours makes a lot more sense. Okay. 346 00:18:01,832 --> 00:18:04,168 -Come on! -Obisanya joins the attack. 347 00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:06,920 -The Nigerian is taken out! -Bullshit! 348 00:18:07,546 --> 00:18:10,465 Come on, ref! They gotta knock that off! 349 00:18:11,008 --> 00:18:13,343 It'll be a yellow card here for Benson. 350 00:18:13,427 --> 00:18:17,181 And you have to say he got off easy there. And Obisanya is still down. 351 00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:18,765 -He might be hurt. -Yeah. 352 00:18:18,849 --> 00:18:20,726 Excuse me, mate. 353 00:18:21,185 --> 00:18:24,438 Oi! Check on your fucking teammate. 354 00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:28,358 The captain dispensing some wisdom to the young superstar. 355 00:18:28,442 --> 00:18:29,776 Nothing wrong with that. 356 00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:32,905 -Sam? -Yeah? 357 00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:35,240 I'm gonna have to move you there. There you go. 358 00:18:35,324 --> 00:18:37,826 -What is your fucking problem? -What is this? 359 00:18:37,910 --> 00:18:39,745 Kent and Tartt are at each other's throats! 360 00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:42,915 -Okay. Hey, guys! Come on! Knock it off! -Hopefully cooler heads will prevail. 361 00:18:42,998 --> 00:18:44,041 Fucking kill you! 362 00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:45,083 Same team! 363 00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:48,170 -Unacceptable, Arlo. -Chris, have you ever struck a teammate? 364 00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:50,255 -Are you mad? So what? -No, but I've wanted to. 365 00:18:50,339 --> 00:18:51,465 -He's my own player. -Yeah, yeah. 366 00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:53,509 -I'm actually a bit jealous. -You gotta be-- 367 00:18:53,592 --> 00:18:56,929 We haven't seen this since 2001 in Newcastle. 368 00:18:57,012 --> 00:19:01,099 And a season of lows for Richmond sinks even further still. 369 00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:03,602 You all right, Sam? 370 00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:05,646 Honestly, it doesn't even hurt anymore. 371 00:19:05,729 --> 00:19:08,440 But everyone was making such a fuss, I thought I should just stay down. 372 00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:11,026 No. Listen. 373 00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:14,112 I'm gonna pull you up, you're gonna pretend to limp very badly, 374 00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:17,157 and you're gonna gesture like you think you can bravely go on. 375 00:19:17,741 --> 00:19:19,785 -They'll love it. -Okay. 376 00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:24,706 Obisanya is on his feet, but can he continue? 377 00:19:24,790 --> 00:19:26,041 Is he okay? 378 00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:28,377 Looks like he'll play through the pain. 379 00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:31,463 Such determination. You love to see it. 380 00:19:31,547 --> 00:19:32,756 Attaboy, Sam! 381 00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:37,344 Tartt steps up to take the free kick, with an opportunity to tie the game. 382 00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:40,389 Will he find a teammate or go for glory? 383 00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:43,475 With Tartt, that's usually a rhetorical question. 384 00:19:50,732 --> 00:19:52,484 And he's done it! 385 00:19:52,568 --> 00:19:55,737 That's two for Jamie Tartt, and Richmond are level 386 00:19:55,821 --> 00:19:57,531 in the 38th minute! 387 00:19:57,614 --> 00:19:59,324 He's a special player, Arlo. 388 00:19:59,408 --> 00:20:00,409 Look at this. 389 00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:04,746 And you have to wonder, where would Richmond be without him. 390 00:20:08,834 --> 00:20:09,835 I'll be right back. 391 00:20:10,794 --> 00:20:12,212 Me! Me! 392 00:20:13,547 --> 00:20:17,801 We certainly haven't seen this before. Ted Lasso is running into the stands. 393 00:20:17,885 --> 00:20:19,803 Well, where the hell is he off to? 394 00:20:21,013 --> 00:20:22,764 He's not slowing down on those steps. 395 00:20:22,848 --> 00:20:25,601 That's some real impressive cardio from Ted Lasso there. 396 00:20:25,684 --> 00:20:26,685 Is he okay? 397 00:20:28,562 --> 00:20:30,480 -Hey, Rebecca. -Hello, Ted. 398 00:20:30,564 --> 00:20:32,524 -You're doing great, Dad. -Yeah, you got this. 399 00:20:32,608 --> 00:20:33,609 Thanks, guys. 400 00:20:33,692 --> 00:20:35,152 I wanna bench Jamie. 401 00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:38,071 But I didn't wanna do it without checking with you first. 402 00:20:39,031 --> 00:20:40,866 But, Ted, you're the manager. 403 00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:43,952 So whatever you decide, you have my full support. 404 00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:46,163 Thanks, boss. All right. Later, alligators. 405 00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:47,289 Bye, Dad. 406 00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:54,379 And it appears Coach Lasso has decided to rejoin the match already in progress. 407 00:20:54,463 --> 00:20:57,049 Roberts, warm up. You're going in. Let's go. Come on. 408 00:20:57,132 --> 00:20:59,301 Hey, highlighter. We got ourselves a sub. 409 00:20:59,384 --> 00:21:00,886 -Sixteen's going in for nine. Okay? -Okay. 410 00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:02,471 Appreciate you, sir. Thank you. 411 00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:10,812 Okay. 412 00:21:10,896 --> 00:21:13,732 Well, it looks like Lasso is making an early substitution here. 413 00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:15,984 He's bringing Roberts on, and he's taking off... 414 00:21:16,944 --> 00:21:18,362 Jamie Tartt? 415 00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:21,365 He's our best player! 416 00:21:22,407 --> 00:21:23,408 Me? 417 00:21:25,035 --> 00:21:28,247 You don't know what you're doing! You don't know what you're doing! 418 00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:29,873 What on earth? 419 00:21:29,957 --> 00:21:32,292 He's taking off his best player. 420 00:21:32,376 --> 00:21:34,837 And with less than a minute remaining in the half. 421 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,880 -Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! -Number 16, Robbie Roberts, 422 00:21:36,964 --> 00:21:38,507 for number 9, Jamie Tartt. 423 00:21:38,590 --> 00:21:40,467 Hey, way to play out there. Way to get us back in. 424 00:21:40,551 --> 00:21:43,971 Shut up. Fucking stupid twat. 425 00:21:45,556 --> 00:21:48,684 The referee looks at his watch, and that's halftime. 426 00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:51,603 What kind of reception awaits Lasso in his locker room? 427 00:22:03,866 --> 00:22:05,617 Oi, sit down and listen. 428 00:22:12,666 --> 00:22:13,959 We got ourselves a tied game. 429 00:22:15,335 --> 00:22:16,336 Nice work. 430 00:22:18,755 --> 00:22:23,093 Fellas, we're broken. We need to change. 431 00:22:23,177 --> 00:22:25,762 And, look, I know change can be scary. 432 00:22:25,846 --> 00:22:29,766 One minute, you're playing freeze tag out there at recess with all your buddies. 433 00:22:29,850 --> 00:22:33,228 Next thing you know, you're getting zits, your voice gets low. 434 00:22:33,312 --> 00:22:36,607 And every time your art teacher, Ms. Scanlon, leans over your desk 435 00:22:36,690 --> 00:22:40,194 to check and see how your project's going, you feel all squiggly inside. 436 00:22:44,281 --> 00:22:48,535 She was a striking woman. Not classically beautiful, but striking. 437 00:22:50,329 --> 00:22:52,080 First time I ever saw tan lines. 438 00:22:52,998 --> 00:22:54,583 Most of the time, change is a good thing. 439 00:22:55,459 --> 00:22:57,294 Now, I think that's what it's all about. 440 00:22:58,837 --> 00:23:00,339 Embracing change. 441 00:23:00,756 --> 00:23:02,257 Being brave. 442 00:23:02,341 --> 00:23:06,845 Doing whatever you have to, so that everyone in your life... 443 00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:09,973 can move forward with theirs. 444 00:23:11,767 --> 00:23:13,018 'Cause maybe... 445 00:23:14,186 --> 00:23:16,813 it's the only way you can truly help her be happy. 446 00:23:24,321 --> 00:23:26,406 Obviously by "her," I'm referring to Lady Football. 447 00:23:28,492 --> 00:23:29,868 Good save. 448 00:23:30,744 --> 00:23:33,830 Sam, we're gonna shift you to midfield for the second half. 449 00:23:34,623 --> 00:23:37,167 And Beard's gonna walk y'all through the rest of the changes. 450 00:23:37,251 --> 00:23:38,961 Hey, hey, hey. One last thing. 451 00:23:39,044 --> 00:23:41,421 And I want everyone's eyes on me when I say this. Look at me. 452 00:23:51,765 --> 00:23:53,976 -Never really liked Tartt. -We know, Roy. 453 00:23:54,059 --> 00:23:55,477 Everybody, come on. 454 00:23:56,979 --> 00:23:58,814 Two minutes of added time remaining. 455 00:23:58,897 --> 00:24:01,024 Still level at two goals apiece. 456 00:24:01,108 --> 00:24:03,610 Richmond have played well, even without Jamie Tartt. 457 00:24:03,694 --> 00:24:04,695 Here we go. 458 00:24:05,237 --> 00:24:07,781 He's open. He's open. He's open. There you go. 459 00:24:07,865 --> 00:24:10,742 A through ball from Cockburn. And Kent is off to the races! 460 00:24:10,826 --> 00:24:11,702 Come on! 461 00:24:11,785 --> 00:24:13,370 Kent has only one man to beat. 462 00:24:13,453 --> 00:24:15,914 He could take it himself, 463 00:24:15,998 --> 00:24:20,544 but he makes the extra pass to a wide open Obisanya! 464 00:24:23,839 --> 00:24:26,341 And he buries it! 465 00:24:27,634 --> 00:24:28,886 Oh, my God! 466 00:24:30,220 --> 00:24:34,933 Richmond take the lead with barely a minute of stoppage time left. 467 00:24:41,773 --> 00:24:45,944 Scorer for Richmond's third goal, number 24, Sam Obisanya. 468 00:24:55,037 --> 00:24:56,955 Yeah! 469 00:24:57,039 --> 00:24:59,917 -I'm so sorry! I'm just so happy! -No, I love it! I love this energy! 470 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,711 -Here, Coach. Take this guy from me. -Yeah! 471 00:25:06,006 --> 00:25:07,007 That's the way you do it! 472 00:25:07,090 --> 00:25:11,261 Nicely done, gentlemen! Nicely done! Way to do it! Yes! Yes! Yes! 473 00:25:11,970 --> 00:25:13,263 Took balls, what you did. 474 00:25:14,806 --> 00:25:17,476 That's all we got is balls, Roy. It's all we got. 475 00:25:17,559 --> 00:25:20,562 All right! Yeah! There you go. Way to play. 476 00:25:21,522 --> 00:25:22,731 How about that, Coach? 477 00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:24,775 You hear that, Coach? 478 00:25:25,442 --> 00:25:27,444 Wanker! Wanker! 479 00:25:27,528 --> 00:25:29,238 Well, same word, ain't it? 480 00:25:30,239 --> 00:25:31,740 Yeah, but different. 481 00:25:33,075 --> 00:25:37,287 Yeah, kinda like back in the '80s when bad meant good, right? 482 00:25:38,038 --> 00:25:39,414 Who was president back then? 483 00:25:40,082 --> 00:25:43,293 -Ronald Reagan. -"Ronald Reagan? The actor?" 484 00:25:43,377 --> 00:25:48,173 Oh, man. I love it when you do Doc Brown. You walked me right into that. 485 00:25:55,472 --> 00:25:58,809 Daddy! Dad! 486 00:25:58,892 --> 00:26:00,644 Hey! There he is! 487 00:26:02,521 --> 00:26:04,314 How about that, huh? We won one. 488 00:26:04,398 --> 00:26:05,399 -Daddy? -Yeah? 489 00:26:05,482 --> 00:26:06,817 What's a wanker? 490 00:26:07,776 --> 00:26:09,653 Well, kiddo. That is a... 491 00:26:10,404 --> 00:26:13,824 That's a man that likes to be alone with his thoughts. Make sense? 492 00:26:13,907 --> 00:26:15,492 Let's give you a better view of all this. Ready? 493 00:26:16,368 --> 00:26:18,120 Get up there, kiddo. Look at that. 494 00:26:18,203 --> 00:26:21,874 Wave to the people. That's it. Let them know. Let them see, huh? 495 00:26:24,501 --> 00:26:26,253 Shit. 496 00:26:29,381 --> 00:26:30,382 Yeah. 497 00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:32,801 One touch. 498 00:26:36,638 --> 00:26:40,184 I just keep thinking about the first time we met, back at school. 499 00:26:42,644 --> 00:26:46,440 Us being the only two people in that big old parking lot at the exact same time. 500 00:26:48,942 --> 00:26:50,652 So random. 501 00:26:50,736 --> 00:26:53,614 No way for us to know that it was going to be the start of something. 502 00:26:55,616 --> 00:26:57,034 -Hey. -Did I scare you? 503 00:26:57,117 --> 00:27:00,245 You snuck up on a woman in a parking lot at night. 504 00:27:01,622 --> 00:27:03,665 Yeah, Roy, well done. 505 00:27:03,749 --> 00:27:06,793 I'm sorry. I'm an idiot. I was also an idiot yesterday, so... 506 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:08,921 It's okay. 507 00:27:14,426 --> 00:27:15,427 Good night, Keeley. 508 00:27:17,638 --> 00:27:18,639 Good night, Roy. 509 00:27:20,057 --> 00:27:22,518 I look back at everything we've been through, 510 00:27:23,310 --> 00:27:25,229 and I wouldn't change a single thing. 511 00:27:27,272 --> 00:27:28,273 Even now. 512 00:27:30,317 --> 00:27:31,527 What are you saying? 513 00:27:32,611 --> 00:27:35,781 Michelle, if there is something I could... do 514 00:27:35,864 --> 00:27:39,493 or something I could say that would make you be happy... 515 00:27:40,577 --> 00:27:42,079 just being with me, I'd do it. 516 00:27:42,663 --> 00:27:44,373 I'd do it in a nanosecond. 517 00:27:44,456 --> 00:27:46,625 But I ain't got no control over any of that. 518 00:27:48,919 --> 00:27:50,671 You don't have to keep trying anymore. 519 00:27:52,172 --> 00:27:53,173 It's okay. 520 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:57,803 I'm gonna be okay. Yeah? 521 00:28:05,561 --> 00:28:07,354 Okay, quick feet. There we go. 522 00:28:07,437 --> 00:28:08,438 Shoot. 523 00:28:10,274 --> 00:28:13,360 I promised myself I would never quit anything in my life. 524 00:28:14,069 --> 00:28:15,487 But you're not quitting, Ted. 525 00:28:17,698 --> 00:28:19,366 You're just letting me go. 526 00:28:23,912 --> 00:28:24,913 Yeah. 527 00:28:25,497 --> 00:28:26,498 Come on. 528 00:28:31,044 --> 00:28:32,045 You ready? 529 00:28:32,129 --> 00:28:33,505 -Yeah. -Yes. Thank you. 530 00:28:33,589 --> 00:28:35,799 -It's all right. -I appreciate you, Shannon. Thank you. 531 00:28:35,883 --> 00:28:39,553 Hey, buddy. I'm gonna see you the second after the season's over, okay? 532 00:28:39,636 --> 00:28:41,346 And we're gonna talk every day? 533 00:28:41,430 --> 00:28:43,932 Absolutely. Just like we do, big guy. You know it. Okay? 534 00:28:44,016 --> 00:28:46,310 Well, gimme a hug, please. Yeah. 535 00:28:49,563 --> 00:28:51,607 Okay now, okay. 536 00:28:52,274 --> 00:28:55,402 Hey, I love you. Go ahead, get on. 537 00:29:59,883 --> 00:30:02,886 Oi, wanker. Good job tonight. 538 00:30:04,388 --> 00:30:05,722 Thank you, sir. 539 00:30:05,806 --> 00:30:08,433 Keep an eye on us. We might be turning this thing around.