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[pop music playing]
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Ooh.
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[exhales]
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I'm sorry about this.
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Don't you dare apologize. Thanks to you,
we can afford to get the other car fixed.
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Tell him, boys.
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-Bye, Dad.
-It's all right, Dad.
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Whatever.
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[chuckles]
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-Love you.
-Love you, darling.
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Ooh, and-- and tell your boss
I hope she gets heart disease.
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Ooh. Oh.
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-Morning, Ted.
-Hey, Higgins--
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-[grunts]
-[boys] Ooh!
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[boy] Is he dead?
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[song fades]
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I mean, you know, it's my fault
for staring at my phone.
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I just can't stop
checking on my family's flight.
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You know, I haven't shared this
with too many folks,
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but, um, Michelle and I,
we've been having some marital issues.
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Ted, you really don't have to
talk about this if you don't want to.
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Oh, I don't mind.
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Tried couples therapy.
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Didn't like the other couple though.
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-[laughs]
-[chuckles]
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Oh, it feels good to laugh.
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Yeah, you know, our therapist
gave us this code word to use.
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So if either of us says "Oklahoma,"
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the other one has to tell
the God's honest truth.
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Yeah, you know, it's pretty helpful.
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Did ruin the musical for me though.
[chuckles]
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So now every time I hear,
"Oh, What a Beautiful Mornin',"
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or, uh... what--
"Surrey with the Fringe on Top," or--
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-"Shall We Dance?"
-No, that's from King and I.
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Anyway, if I hear any of those tunes,
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I immediately think about
my wife telling me
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that my constant optimism is too much.
[chuckles]
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And this... sharing of feelings
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is 'cause I opened up to you
about my ex-husband at the gala.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Well, that's a lesson learned.
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[Ted] Oh, come on now.
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I bet deep down you kinda dig
we're getting so close, right?
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I do.
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-Oklahoma?
-I do not.
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Mm-hmm.
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[theme music plays]
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Jamie?
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You up?
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Hello?
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Is, uh, is Jamie here?
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Oh, my God. You're Keeley Jones.
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[chuckles] Yeah, I am.
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Hi, Jamie.
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No, no, no. No. You can't get mad.
You broke up with me.
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Like, 24 hours ago.
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How long's a man meant to be alone?
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What am I supposed to do?
Shower by myself?
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Sorry, can I just say,
I'm your biggest fan.
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I follow your Insta,
your Snap, everything.
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Wow, thank you.
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And, Jamie, thank you.
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Whenever I break up with someone,
I spend months questioning it,
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wondering if I made
a huge fucking mistake.
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But you have really helped me to feel good
about this decision, just by...
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being you.
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You're welcome.
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What?
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You said I made you feel good
about your decision.
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-Yeah.
-Did you mean it?
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-Yes.
-Well, then you're welcome.
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I like to make people feel good.
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-Mm.
-[Jamie] Mm.
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You still gonna be around
for the promo shoot later?
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Oh, the promo shoot
that I've spent weeks setting up for you?
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Yes.
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-[snaps fingers]
-[laughs]
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It was nice to meet you.
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Oh...
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[chattering]
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[Sam] Yes, yes, yes! Here!
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Yes, Jamie! Jamie, Jamie!
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Jamie, I'm open. Jamie!
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-What are you doing? That was going in.
-Well, we'll never know.
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Jamie, how many times I gotta tell you
to make the extra pass?
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Come on. Sam was more open than the jar
of peanut butter on my kitchen counter.
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-[player] What? What's he talking about?
-[players murmur]
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Oh, that's right. Y'all don't know
I like to keep the peanut butter open.
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That way, whenever I walk by,
I can just stick my finger in there.
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Oh.
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-It's a fucking good idea, to be fair.
-Yeah, it is.
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Now look, when Sam is that open,
you gotta pass to him, okay?
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But why?
Even when Sam's open, Sam is still shit.
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I heard my name. What did he say?
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-Don't worry about it.
-Oh, okay.
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Guys, we gotta play like a team tomorrow.
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Otherwise we're gonna
get our butts kicked. Extra passes.
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We're gonna keep doing this
until we get it right. Let's go.
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[Henry] Dad!
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Practice is canceled.
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That is a lot longer run
than he thinks, though.
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Metaphor.
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-[Ted] Hey!
-Daddy!
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I kinda thought y'all would meet me
halfway, but hey, that's all right.
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-Hey, buddy!
-Helicopter!
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Oh, you got it. [grunts] Two spins.
[chuckles] How about that?
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Boy, you're gonna be a dizzy fella there.
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-Slower helicopter.
-No way. Come on now.
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[both laughing]
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[sighs] I missed you so much.
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[Henry] Group hug.
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Hey! There he is.
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Hey, big guy. Look how tall you got.
What the heck?
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And look at this. I mean, you, what--
You got teeth now?
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-I already had teeth!
-And you can talk!
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Also, Ms. Welton, sorry to report,
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but this weekend's match
will not be completely sold out.
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Not a surprise. We've lost four matches
in a row, and we're facing relegation.
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But why be sorry?
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I think it's all going rather smashingly.
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-[door opens]
-Uh...
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I'm happy to be the new brand ambassador
for Darsteiner.
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The favorite beer of Jamie Tartt.
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Oh, wait, wait, wait. Get my tats.
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Get that one. It's very important to me.
Chinese for "arm."
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-[snaps fingers] Jamie.
-What?
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-[whispers] Just drink the beer.
-[Jamie] Yeah.
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No judgment,
but are you back with that twat?
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Bon appétit.
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No. We're done.
God, I love that you care though.
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I'll kiss you on the mouth
if I can reach those lips.
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You know, I put this whole thing together.
I get 10%.
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Hey, do you like mythology?
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You've seen a unicorn.
You ever seen a brewnicorn?
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[neighs, sputters]
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-That's fucking funny.
-Oh, no.
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What's that? It's my beerby.
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-Come on.
-Okay.
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Y'all getting all this for free.
Not even extra for that.
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-Keeley.
-Hmm?
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If any of the other players
needed some branding work done,
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is that something you'd be interested in?
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I don't want you to offer me a job
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just 'cause I was nice to you
in the loo the other night.
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Why not? Men give each other jobs
in toilets all the time.
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[laughs] Yeah, they do.
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-[laughs]
-I meant employment. Like job-jobs.
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-So not hand, or blow, or foot?
-Foot?
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Oh, you're right.
Technically it would be... feet, right?
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[stammers] Just give it a thought.
Unless you want to carry on doing--
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What is it you do again?
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I'm sort of famous
for being almost famous.
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Excellent.
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-Maybe think of it as a plan B.
-Yeah.
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Okay, now,
little tip for y'all, all right?
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Fries are called "chips."
Chips are called "crisps."
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And "bangers" aren't great songs,
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but they do make you feel like dancing
'cause they're so darn tasty.
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When you gonna win a game,
you fucking wanker?
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Hey, Baz. Fellas.
Uh, this here-- This is my wife, Michelle.
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Absolute pleasure to meet you, Mrs. Lasso.
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Nice recovery. Well executed.
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-Yeah, coach's wife. She's heard it all.
-Yeah.
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Hi, Ted. Hello, young man.
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Here are the darts. There's the board.
Try not to hit any regulars.
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[Ted] Yeah, go have fun.
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-Your table's this way.
-Go on. After you.
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-Three fish-and-chips?
-Yes, please. And two pints.
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-I like your style.
-[Ted] Yeah.
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[both chuckle]
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Look at this. [stammers]
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Do they, um, wrap the fish-and-chips
in newspaper? I read they do that here.
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No, no. I wish. Boy, I'd love that.
Having my food teach me stuff?
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Yeah, that's your dream scenario, right?
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A doughnut
that knows about Rosa Parks or something.
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-Yeah. Exactly, yeah.
-Yeah.
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-Can fit a lot of wisdom just in the hole.
-Mm.
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Yeah.
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Oh. You already done, bud?
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Yeah, he probably should be.
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Ooh. Well, I'm sorry about that.
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Happens all the time.
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-What are you doing?
-I'm just curious, yeah?
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The photographer's gonna
send me over the pictures,
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and I'll just kill the ones
where you look like shit.
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Then I'll send them over to you.
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Uh, firstly, babe, there won't be any
where I look like shit because...
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And B, why don't you just
bring them over to my place
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and we can look at them together?
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Maybe we're naked.
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Oh-- [chuckles]
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Hard no. Thank you again, Jamie.
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Smart move.
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Excuse me?
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I have to hang out with that prick.
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The fact that you would choose
to be with him is frankly mind-blowing.
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I'm not with him. We broke up.
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We're working together, actually.
And who asked you anyway, huh?
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Right.
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I didn't know that, so... apologies.
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No, it's fine.
You should definitely weigh in on my life.
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I'll make sure that I text you
anytime I have to make a decision, yeah?
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It's just that in training,
Sam was wide open,
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and Jamie wouldn't pass to him.
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But Sam was wide open.
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Now that's what I'm dealing with.
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[phone chimes]
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Yes.
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-[Henry] Here it is.
-Mm-hmm.
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Yeah. Okay. Now, hold on a second.
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Think we might have missed a page.
Oh, boy.
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Don't you wanna go
ride a real double-decker bus?
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After we finish.
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Mm-hmm. See? I like that.
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First we gotta build it,
then we can ride it.
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It's kind of a Field of Dreams paradigm.
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[chuckles] Okay.
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Well, six hands are better than four.
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[soul music playing]
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[song continues]
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[song fades]
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[Ted] Good morning.
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Hey, how you doing?
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-Hey, look at that scarf. I like it.
-Oi! Wanker.
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Don't you fuck up the match.
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I appreciate you.
We'll see what happens, huh?
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Hey, check it out.
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You never--
Never seen one of these before.
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That right there, that's a scone, okay?
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It's like a muffin, except
it sucks all the spit out of your mouth.
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There's your breakfast. All right?
Hey! What do you say?
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Thanks, Dad!
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Okay. There you go.
Some people's kids, holy moly.
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-It's pretty nice out there, isn't it?
-Oh. Yeah.
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-Hey.
-I can make us some breakfast.
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What's wrong?
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Nothing. I think I'm just
a little jet-lagged is all.
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I-I'm fine, Ted.
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No, no, no, no. No.
Michelle, you gotta talk to me.
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Okay? Hey, hey. Oklahoma.
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Every day...
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I wake up hoping that
I'll feel the way I felt in the beginning.
243
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But-- But maybe that's
just what marriage is, right?
244
00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:41,577
I'll keep trying. You know I will.
245
00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:45,163
Ready to go!
246
00:11:45,247 --> 00:11:47,666
[clears throat, chuckles]
247
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:51,044
-I mean, you're gonna need pants, kiddo.
-[Michelle] Yeah.
248
00:11:51,128 --> 00:11:53,046
-You know--
-Let's get some pants. Come on.
249
00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:00,512
[exhales]
250
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,225
I mean, I don't know
what I'm supposed to do.
251
00:12:05,851 --> 00:12:08,312
Marriage.
Just so, you know, so complicated.
252
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:10,314
So many different challenges and...
253
00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:13,567
I think-- I don't know. [stammers] Sorry.
254
00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:14,860
You ever been married?
255
00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:16,111
Ha!
256
00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:19,448
Yeah, Nate.
Coach's views on romantic relationships
257
00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:21,909
are not too dissimilar
from his views on cooking steak.
258
00:12:21,992 --> 00:12:25,370
You know, you spend any more than
five minutes on one, loses its flavor.
259
00:12:25,454 --> 00:12:27,706
-That sound about right, Coach?
-Yeah.
260
00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:29,791
Do you mind
if I ask you a personal question then?
261
00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:30,792
Fire away.
262
00:12:30,876 --> 00:12:32,211
If you were worried
about your relationship,
263
00:12:32,294 --> 00:12:36,089
then why did you fly 4,438 miles away?
264
00:12:36,173 --> 00:12:38,759
That is a very specific number
to know off the top of your head.
265
00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:40,719
Oh, well, uh,
my dad used to be a cartographer.
266
00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:44,473
Used to say I was .001 miles tall.
267
00:12:44,556 --> 00:12:46,308
[chuckles]
268
00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:49,520
Yeah. Well, it's a good question.
Why do it?
269
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,689
I think at some point I realized
270
00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:57,486
that me being around so much
was doing more harm than good.
271
00:12:59,363 --> 00:13:02,199
Like, anytime I tried
to solve any of her problems, or...
272
00:13:03,909 --> 00:13:07,162
do something sweet for her,
it just would backfire.
273
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:11,250
And then she and this therapist
we were working with
274
00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:15,796
decided that maybe the best thing to do
would be to give her a little space.
275
00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:20,759
And so, um...
well, I gave her 4,400 and, um...
276
00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:21,677
Thirty-eight.
277
00:13:22,594 --> 00:13:24,179
Thirty-eight miles worth of it.
278
00:13:25,264 --> 00:13:26,473
[knocking]
279
00:13:26,557 --> 00:13:29,685
Sorry to interrupt.
I was told one of you had my phone.
280
00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:32,312
Ah. Thank heavens.
281
00:13:32,396 --> 00:13:34,731
I deleted some apps
to optimize performance.
282
00:13:34,815 --> 00:13:36,358
Not Battleships, I hope.
283
00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:38,569
Ah. Oh, well.
I was playing that too much anyway.
284
00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:41,321
I'll leave you lads
to your match day planning.
285
00:13:41,405 --> 00:13:43,282
Now, well, hold your horse there, amigo.
286
00:13:43,365 --> 00:13:45,158
You mind if I get your take on something?
287
00:13:45,242 --> 00:13:47,286
Wow, of course. Uh--
288
00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:52,040
Very exciting to be, uh, invited
into the inner sanctum.
289
00:13:52,124 --> 00:13:55,210
Um, Team Lasso, as it were.
290
00:13:55,294 --> 00:13:57,588
You and the missus.
Y'all been together a while, yeah?
291
00:13:58,005 --> 00:14:01,175
-Oh, yes, uh, 28 years.
-Oh.
292
00:14:01,258 --> 00:14:03,468
Five boys, three dogs,
293
00:14:03,552 --> 00:14:07,389
one 20-year-old cat whose impending death
will wreck me emotionally,
294
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:10,601
and, uh, one small house
that manages to fit us all in it.
295
00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:12,686
Sounds like a full life right there.
296
00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:16,523
But I assume y'all have had your
fair share of hard times though, yeah?
297
00:14:16,607 --> 00:14:20,861
Did you not hear the five boys,
tiny house, dying cat part?
298
00:14:20,944 --> 00:14:22,196
[mewls]
299
00:14:22,279 --> 00:14:23,655
[chuckles]
300
00:14:23,739 --> 00:14:24,907
That's the thing though, isn't it?
301
00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:28,952
If you're with the right person,
even the hard times are easy.
302
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:31,872
-Mm-hmm.
-[Ted whistles]
303
00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:36,084
Someone call 911.
I want to report a truth bomb.
304
00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:39,838
-I think-- think they do 999 here.
-[Nathan] It is 999.
305
00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:41,340
-[Higgins] Yes. It is, yeah.
-[Ted] For emergencies?
306
00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:43,008
Boy, that seems troublesome to me.
307
00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:45,427
You know,
toddlers and, just, butt dials and--
308
00:14:45,511 --> 00:14:46,637
-Oh, 'cause it's one key.
-[Ted] Yeah.
309
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,639
You'd probably have
police cars and ambulances
310
00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:50,599
-just zipping all over the place.
-[Coach Beard] Yeah.
311
00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:52,559
-Well, that happens a lot, doesn't it?
-It does. Yeah, yeah.
312
00:14:52,643 --> 00:14:54,686
-That explains it, actually.
-There you have it.
313
00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:56,980
-[crowd cheering]
-Arlo White here with Chris Powell.
314
00:14:57,064 --> 00:15:00,567
Live from Nelson Road Stadium,
the home of AFC Richmond.
315
00:15:00,651 --> 00:15:02,277
All right, everyone!
Get in a fucking circle.
316
00:15:02,361 --> 00:15:04,029
-Let's throw this down!
-[player] Come on, boys!
317
00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,572
[Roy] Right, hands in.
318
00:15:05,656 --> 00:15:07,908
On three. One, two, three...
319
00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:09,993
-[all] Richmond!
-[Ted] Let's go!
320
00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:12,246
[players shouting]
321
00:15:12,329 --> 00:15:15,249
-[camera clicking]
-[Sam] Let's go! Let's go!
322
00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:19,586
[shouting fades]
323
00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:23,382
Jamie, you a germophobe?
324
00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:25,467
'Cause I'm trying to think of a reason
you didn't put your hand in
325
00:15:25,551 --> 00:15:26,468
with the rest of the team.
326
00:15:26,552 --> 00:15:27,594
Didn't want to.
327
00:15:27,678 --> 00:15:28,679
Mm-hmm.
328
00:15:29,638 --> 00:15:32,641
I gotta say, man, sometimes you remind me
of my grandma with the channel hopper.
329
00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:34,226
You just push all the wrong buttons.
330
00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:39,147
Well, then how's about
you and me make a deal?
331
00:15:39,231 --> 00:15:40,607
Okay, I'm listening.
332
00:15:40,691 --> 00:15:44,570
You get to keep on preaching
all of your yeehaw bullshit,
333
00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:49,825
and in exchange, I'll keep ignoring you,
because this team is tragic.
334
00:15:51,243 --> 00:15:54,246
I score all the goals,
and I'm the only one they come to see.
335
00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:56,832
Does that sound fair? Hands in.
336
00:15:57,708 --> 00:15:59,585
You know, I'd love to hash out
some of the nuances there,
337
00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:01,044
but I'm not having the best of days--
338
00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:02,546
Actually, it doesn't matter what you say.
339
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:05,340
'Cause in my head, I'm just
hearing the crowd cheer my name
340
00:16:05,424 --> 00:16:06,842
after I score a goal tonight.
341
00:16:07,301 --> 00:16:12,264
♪ Jamie Tartt, doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo
Jamie Tartt, doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo ♪
342
00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:15,309
As undeniably catchy as that tune is,
I need you to cut the crap right now--
343
00:16:15,392 --> 00:16:16,768
Dad!
344
00:16:16,852 --> 00:16:20,022
[chuckling] Hey, big guy.
There he is. Hey.
345
00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:22,733
-Jamie Tartt?
-Hello, little lad.
346
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:24,359
Would you sign my shirt?
347
00:16:25,235 --> 00:16:26,486
[Jamie] All right, turn around.
348
00:16:27,905 --> 00:16:28,989
That's pretty cool, huh?
349
00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:33,368
[Jamie] Now, next time I score a goal,
it won't just be for me.
350
00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:37,331
It'll be for you too.
351
00:16:38,916 --> 00:16:42,753
And for me. But... just for us.
[clicks tongue]
352
00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:44,588
-[Henry] Cool.
-Good lad.
353
00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:47,716
Good boy.
354
00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:51,720
Come on, let's get out there.
355
00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:57,267
♪ Jamie Tartt, doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo
Jamie Tartt, doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo ♪
356
00:16:57,351 --> 00:16:58,810
-[man] Come on, goalie!
-[Arlo] Link finds space.
357
00:16:58,894 --> 00:17:00,229
He rears back to shoot it.
358
00:17:00,312 --> 00:17:02,731
Oh! A stunning goal
by the Canadian midfielder!
359
00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:06,777
-Fuck's sake!
-I hate that poxy wanker! Fucking Lasso!
360
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:10,030
-Nice family though.
-Damn it, Paul! Don't humanize him!
361
00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:13,575
Well, after only six minutes,
Richmond are 2-0 down.
362
00:17:13,659 --> 00:17:14,492
[chanting] Wanker! Wanker!
363
00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:16,994
[Arlo] And the Richmond supporters
are making their feelings known.
364
00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:18,079
Wanker! Wanker!
365
00:17:18,163 --> 00:17:20,082
Chris, you have to think,
if this continues,
366
00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:23,669
Lasso's time with Richmond will be short
and not very sweet.
367
00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:26,088
Tartt receives the ball. Clever there.
368
00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:27,798
-Go on, Jamie.
-He finds space.
369
00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:29,174
He has Obisanya on the right.
370
00:17:29,258 --> 00:17:32,970
No, he's doing it himself.
And, oh, what a finish!
371
00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:35,681
Jamie Tartt with an incredible solo goal!
372
00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:37,891
Jamie Tartt, you fucking king!
373
00:17:37,975 --> 00:17:42,229
♪ Jamie Tartt, doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo
Jamie Tartt, doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo ♪
374
00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:45,232
[Arlo] And thanks to budding superstar,
Jamie Tartt,
375
00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:48,819
Richmond are right back in it at 2-1
in the 29th minute!
376
00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:51,113
-Me!
-What's he yelling?
377
00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:55,242
Um, "me." He's, uh, pointing at the name
on his back and repeatedly yelling "me."
378
00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:56,827
Me!
379
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:59,079
Oh, I thought he was saying "meat."
380
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:01,206
But, yeah,
yours makes a lot more sense. Okay.
381
00:18:01,832 --> 00:18:04,168
-[man] Come on!
-[Arlo] Obisanya joins the attack.
382
00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:06,920
-Oh! The Nigerian is taken out!
-Bullshit!
383
00:18:07,004 --> 00:18:10,465
-[whistle blows]
-Come on, ref! They gotta knock that off!
384
00:18:11,008 --> 00:18:13,343
[Arlo]
It'll be a yellow card here for Benson.
385
00:18:13,427 --> 00:18:17,181
And you have to say he got off easy there.
And Obisanya is still down.
386
00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:18,765
-He might be hurt.
-Yeah.
387
00:18:18,849 --> 00:18:20,726
Excuse me, mate.
388
00:18:21,185 --> 00:18:24,438
Oi! Check on your fucking teammate.
389
00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:28,358
[Arlo] The captain dispensing some wisdom
to the young superstar.
390
00:18:28,442 --> 00:18:29,776
Nothing wrong with that.
391
00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:32,905
-Sam?
-Yeah?
392
00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:35,240
I'm gonna have to move you there.
There you go.
393
00:18:35,324 --> 00:18:37,826
-What is your fucking problem?
-[Arlo] Oh! What is this?
394
00:18:37,910 --> 00:18:39,745
Kent and Tartt
are at each other's throats!
395
00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:42,915
-Okay. Hey, guys! Come on! Knock it off!
-Hopefully cooler heads will prevail.
396
00:18:42,998 --> 00:18:44,041
Fucking kill you!
397
00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:45,083
Same team!
398
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:48,170
-[Chris] Unacceptable, Arlo.
-Chris, have you ever struck a teammate?
399
00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:50,255
-[Jamie] Are you mad? So what?
-[Chris] No, but I've wanted to.
400
00:18:50,339 --> 00:18:51,465
-He's my own player.
-[Roy] Yeah, yeah.
401
00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:53,509
-[Chris] I'm actually a bit jealous.
-You gotta be--
402
00:18:53,592 --> 00:18:56,929
[Arlo] We haven't seen this
since 2001 in Newcastle.
403
00:18:57,012 --> 00:19:01,099
And a season of lows for Richmond
sinks even further still.
404
00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:03,602
You all right, Sam?
405
00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:05,646
Honestly, it doesn't even hurt anymore.
406
00:19:05,729 --> 00:19:08,440
But everyone was making such a fuss,
I thought I should just stay down.
407
00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:11,026
No. Listen.
408
00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:14,112
I'm gonna pull you up,
you're gonna pretend to limp very badly,
409
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:17,157
and you're gonna gesture
like you think you can bravely go on.
410
00:19:17,741 --> 00:19:19,785
-They'll love it.
-Oh, okay.
411
00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:21,537
[crowd applauds]
412
00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:24,706
[Arlo] Obisanya is on his feet,
but can he continue?
413
00:19:24,790 --> 00:19:26,041
Is he okay?
414
00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:28,377
-[cheering, applauding]
-Looks like he'll play through the pain.
415
00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:31,463
Such determination. You love to see it.
416
00:19:31,547 --> 00:19:32,756
Attaboy, Sam!
417
00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:37,344
Tartt steps up to take the free kick,
with an opportunity to tie the game.
418
00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:40,389
Will he find a teammate or go for glory?
419
00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:43,475
With Tartt, that's usually
a rhetorical question.
420
00:19:50,732 --> 00:19:52,484
And he's done it!
421
00:19:52,568 --> 00:19:55,737
That's two for Jamie Tartt,
and Richmond are level
422
00:19:55,821 --> 00:19:57,531
in the 38th minute!
423
00:19:57,614 --> 00:19:59,324
[Chris] He's a special player, Arlo.
424
00:19:59,408 --> 00:20:01,159
-[crowd singing]
-Look at this.
425
00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:04,746
[Arlo] And you have to wonder,
where would Richmond be without him.
426
00:20:08,834 --> 00:20:09,835
I'll be right back.
427
00:20:10,794 --> 00:20:12,212
[Jamie] Me! Me!
428
00:20:13,547 --> 00:20:15,591
[Arlo]
We certainly haven't seen this before.
429
00:20:15,674 --> 00:20:17,801
Ted Lasso is running into the stands.
430
00:20:17,885 --> 00:20:20,554
-Well, where the hell is he off to?
-[scoffs]
431
00:20:21,013 --> 00:20:22,764
[Arlo]
He's not slowing down on those steps.
432
00:20:22,848 --> 00:20:25,601
That's some real impressive cardio
from Ted Lasso there.
433
00:20:25,684 --> 00:20:26,685
[Arlo] Is he okay?
434
00:20:27,895 --> 00:20:30,480
-[grunts] Hey, Rebecca.
-Hello, Ted.
435
00:20:30,564 --> 00:20:32,524
-You're doing great, Dad.
-Yeah, you got this.
436
00:20:32,608 --> 00:20:33,609
Thanks, guys.
437
00:20:33,692 --> 00:20:35,152
Uh, I wanna bench Jamie.
438
00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:38,071
But I didn't wanna do it
without checking with you first.
439
00:20:39,031 --> 00:20:40,866
But, Ted, you're the manager.
440
00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:43,952
So whatever you decide,
you have my full support.
441
00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:46,163
Thanks, boss. All right.
Later, alligators.
442
00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:47,289
Bye, Dad.
443
00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:52,294
[Arlo] And it appears Coach Lasso
has decided
444
00:20:52,377 --> 00:20:54,379
to rejoin the match already in progress.
445
00:20:54,463 --> 00:20:57,049
Roberts, warm up. You're going in.
Let's go. Come on.
446
00:20:57,132 --> 00:20:59,301
Hey, highlighter. We got ourselves a sub.
447
00:20:59,384 --> 00:21:00,886
-Sixteen's going in for nine. Okay?
-Okay.
448
00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:02,471
Appreciate you, sir. Thank you.
449
00:21:04,723 --> 00:21:05,724
[clears throat]
450
00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:10,812
Okay.
451
00:21:10,896 --> 00:21:13,732
Well, it looks like Lasso is
making an early substitution here.
452
00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:15,984
He's bringing Roberts on,
and he's taking off...
453
00:21:16,944 --> 00:21:19,947
-Jamie Tartt?
-[clamoring]
454
00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:21,365
He's our best player!
455
00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:23,408
-[crowd booing]
-Me?
456
00:21:23,492 --> 00:21:24,952
[chanting]
457
00:21:25,035 --> 00:21:28,247
You don't know what you're doing!
You don't know what you're doing!
458
00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:29,873
What on earth?
459
00:21:29,957 --> 00:21:32,292
He's taking off his best player.
460
00:21:32,376 --> 00:21:34,837
And with less than a minute remaining
in the half.
461
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,880
-Wanker! Wanker! Wanker!
-[announcer] Number 16, Robbie Roberts,
462
00:21:36,964 --> 00:21:38,507
for number 9, Jamie Tartt.
463
00:21:38,590 --> 00:21:40,467
Hey, way to play out there.
Way to get us back in.
464
00:21:40,551 --> 00:21:43,971
Shut up. Fucking stupid twat.
465
00:21:44,054 --> 00:21:45,472
[chanting continues]
466
00:21:45,556 --> 00:21:48,684
[Arlo] The referee looks at his watch,
and that's halftime.
467
00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:51,603
What kind of reception awaits Lasso
in his locker room?
468
00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:55,315
[players murmuring]
469
00:22:03,866 --> 00:22:05,617
Oi, sit down and listen.
470
00:22:12,666 --> 00:22:13,959
[Ted] We got ourselves a tied game.
471
00:22:15,335 --> 00:22:16,336
Nice work.
472
00:22:18,755 --> 00:22:23,093
Fellas, we're broken. We need to change.
473
00:22:23,177 --> 00:22:25,762
And, look, I know change can be scary.
474
00:22:25,846 --> 00:22:29,766
One minute, you're playing freeze tag
out there at recess with all your buddies.
475
00:22:29,850 --> 00:22:33,228
Next thing you know,
you're getting zits, your voice gets low.
476
00:22:33,312 --> 00:22:36,607
And every time your art teacher,
Ms. Scanlon, leans over your desk
477
00:22:36,690 --> 00:22:40,194
to check and see how your project's going,
you feel all squiggly inside.
478
00:22:40,652 --> 00:22:41,737
[chuckles]
479
00:22:42,529 --> 00:22:43,530
Mm.
480
00:22:44,281 --> 00:22:48,535
She was a striking woman.
Not classically beautiful, but striking.
481
00:22:50,329 --> 00:22:52,456
-First time I ever saw tan lines.
-[players chuckle]
482
00:22:52,998 --> 00:22:54,583
Most of the time, change is a good thing.
483
00:22:55,459 --> 00:22:57,294
Now, I think that's what it's all about.
484
00:22:58,837 --> 00:23:00,339
Embracing change.
485
00:23:00,756 --> 00:23:02,257
Being brave.
486
00:23:02,341 --> 00:23:06,845
Doing whatever you have to,
so that everyone in your life...
487
00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:09,973
can move forward with theirs.
488
00:23:11,767 --> 00:23:13,018
'Cause maybe...
489
00:23:14,186 --> 00:23:16,813
it's the only way
you can truly help her be happy.
490
00:23:24,321 --> 00:23:26,406
Obviously by "her,"
I'm referring to Lady Football.
491
00:23:28,492 --> 00:23:29,868
Good save.
492
00:23:30,744 --> 00:23:33,830
Sam, we're gonna shift you to midfield
for the second half.
493
00:23:34,623 --> 00:23:37,167
And Beard's gonna walk y'all
through the rest of the changes.
494
00:23:37,251 --> 00:23:38,961
Oh, hey, hey, hey. One last thing.
495
00:23:39,044 --> 00:23:41,421
And I want everyone's eyes on me
when I say this. Look at me.
496
00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:49,596
[player claps hands]
497
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:51,682
[chattering]
498
00:23:51,765 --> 00:23:53,976
-Never really liked Tartt.
-[Sam] We know, Roy.
499
00:23:54,059 --> 00:23:55,477
Everybody, come on.
500
00:23:56,979 --> 00:23:58,814
[Arlo] Two minutes
of added time remaining.
501
00:23:58,897 --> 00:24:01,024
Still level at two goals apiece.
502
00:24:01,108 --> 00:24:03,610
Richmond have played well,
even without Jamie Tartt.
503
00:24:03,694 --> 00:24:04,695
[Ted] Here we go.
504
00:24:05,237 --> 00:24:07,781
Oh, he's open. He's open. He's open.
There you go.
505
00:24:07,865 --> 00:24:10,742
[Arlo] A through ball from Cockburn.
And Kent is off to the races!
506
00:24:10,826 --> 00:24:11,702
Come on!
507
00:24:11,785 --> 00:24:13,370
Kent has only one man to beat.
508
00:24:13,453 --> 00:24:15,914
He could take it himself,
509
00:24:15,998 --> 00:24:20,544
but he makes the extra pass
to a wide open Obisanya!
510
00:24:23,839 --> 00:24:26,341
-Oh! And he buries it!
-[cheering]
511
00:24:27,634 --> 00:24:30,137
Oh, my God! Whoo!
512
00:24:30,220 --> 00:24:34,933
[Arlo] Richmond take the lead with
barely a minute of stoppage time left.
513
00:24:41,773 --> 00:24:45,944
[announcer] Scorer for Richmond's
third goal, number 24, Sam Obisanya.
514
00:24:47,487 --> 00:24:51,200
-[whistle blows]
-[cheering]
515
00:24:55,037 --> 00:24:56,955
[Ted] Yeah!
516
00:24:57,039 --> 00:24:59,917
-I'm so sorry! I'm just so happy!
-No, I love it! I love this energy!
517
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,711
-Here, Coach. Take this guy from me.
-Oh, yeah!
518
00:25:02,794 --> 00:25:05,005
[cheering, applause]
519
00:25:06,006 --> 00:25:07,007
[Ted] That's the way you do it!
520
00:25:07,090 --> 00:25:11,261
Nicely done, gentlemen! Nicely done!
Way to do it! Yes! Yes! Yes!
521
00:25:11,970 --> 00:25:13,263
Took balls, what you did.
522
00:25:13,347 --> 00:25:14,723
[announcer, indistinct]
523
00:25:14,806 --> 00:25:17,476
That's all we got is balls, Roy.
It's all we got.
524
00:25:17,559 --> 00:25:20,562
All right! Yeah!
There you go. Way to play.
525
00:25:20,646 --> 00:25:22,731
-[crowd chanting, clapping]
-How about that, Coach?
526
00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:24,775
You hear that, Coach?
527
00:25:25,442 --> 00:25:27,444
-[chanting] Wanker! Wanker!
-[rhythmic clapping]
528
00:25:27,528 --> 00:25:29,238
[Ted] Well, same word, ain't it?
529
00:25:30,239 --> 00:25:32,991
-[Coach Beard] Yeah, but different.
-[chanting, clapping continues]
530
00:25:33,075 --> 00:25:37,287
Yeah, kinda like back in the '80s
when bad meant good, right?
531
00:25:38,038 --> 00:25:39,414
Who was president back then?
532
00:25:40,082 --> 00:25:43,293
-Ronald Reagan.
-"Ronald Reagan? The actor?"
533
00:25:43,377 --> 00:25:48,173
Oh, man. I love it when you do Doc Brown.
You walked me right into that.
534
00:25:49,007 --> 00:25:51,552
[chanting, clapping continues]
535
00:25:55,472 --> 00:25:58,809
Daddy! Dad!
536
00:25:58,892 --> 00:26:00,644
Hey! There he is!
537
00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:02,437
Yoo-hoo-hoo!
538
00:26:02,521 --> 00:26:04,314
How about that, huh? We won one.
539
00:26:04,398 --> 00:26:05,399
-Daddy?
-Yeah?
540
00:26:05,482 --> 00:26:06,817
What's a wanker?
541
00:26:07,776 --> 00:26:09,653
Well, kiddo. That is a, uh...
542
00:26:10,404 --> 00:26:13,824
That's a man that likes to be alone
with his thoughts. Make sense?
543
00:26:13,907 --> 00:26:16,285
Let's give you a better view
of all this. Ready? [grunts]
544
00:26:16,368 --> 00:26:18,120
-Get up there, kiddo. Look at that.
-[crowd cheering]
545
00:26:18,203 --> 00:26:21,874
Wave to the people. That's it.
Let them know. Let them see, huh?
546
00:26:21,957 --> 00:26:24,418
[cheering continues]
547
00:26:24,501 --> 00:26:26,253
Oh, shit.
548
00:26:29,381 --> 00:26:30,382
[girl] Yeah.
549
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:32,801
One touch.
550
00:26:36,638 --> 00:26:40,184
I just keep thinking about
the first time we met, back at school.
551
00:26:40,267 --> 00:26:41,602
[Michelle chuckles]
552
00:26:42,644 --> 00:26:46,440
Us being the only two people in that big
old parking lot at the exact same time.
553
00:26:46,982 --> 00:26:48,066
[Ted chuckles]
554
00:26:48,942 --> 00:26:50,652
So random.
555
00:26:50,736 --> 00:26:53,614
No way for us to know that it was going
to be the start of something.
556
00:26:53,697 --> 00:26:55,532
[shouts] Oh!
557
00:26:55,616 --> 00:26:57,034
-Hey.
-Did I scare you?
558
00:26:57,117 --> 00:27:00,913
You snuck up on a woman
in a parking lot at night. [chuckles]
559
00:27:01,622 --> 00:27:03,665
Yeah, Roy, well done. [chuckles]
560
00:27:03,749 --> 00:27:06,793
I'm sorry. I'm an idiot.
I was also an idiot yesterday, so...
561
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:08,921
It's okay.
562
00:27:14,426 --> 00:27:15,427
Good night, Keeley.
563
00:27:17,638 --> 00:27:18,639
Good night, Roy.
564
00:27:20,057 --> 00:27:22,518
[Ted] I look back at everything
we've been through,
565
00:27:23,310 --> 00:27:25,229
and I wouldn't change a single thing.
566
00:27:27,272 --> 00:27:28,273
Even now.
567
00:27:30,317 --> 00:27:31,527
What are you saying?
568
00:27:32,611 --> 00:27:35,781
Michelle, if there is something
I could... do
569
00:27:35,864 --> 00:27:39,493
or something I could say
that would make you be happy...
570
00:27:40,577 --> 00:27:42,079
just being with me, I'd do it.
571
00:27:42,663 --> 00:27:44,373
I'd do it in a nanosecond.
572
00:27:44,456 --> 00:27:46,625
But I ain't got no control
over any of that.
573
00:27:46,708 --> 00:27:47,709
[sniffles]
574
00:27:48,919 --> 00:27:50,671
You don't have to keep trying anymore.
575
00:27:52,172 --> 00:27:53,173
It's okay.
576
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:57,803
I'm gonna be okay. Yeah?
577
00:27:59,429 --> 00:28:00,430
[sniffles]
578
00:28:00,514 --> 00:28:02,641
[Henry, girl laughing]
579
00:28:05,561 --> 00:28:07,354
[girl] Okay, quick feet. There we go.
580
00:28:07,437 --> 00:28:08,438
[Ted] Shoot.
581
00:28:08,522 --> 00:28:09,523
[sighs]
582
00:28:10,274 --> 00:28:13,360
I promised myself
I would never quit anything in my life.
583
00:28:14,069 --> 00:28:15,487
But you're not quitting, Ted.
584
00:28:17,698 --> 00:28:19,366
You're just letting me go.
585
00:28:20,909 --> 00:28:22,411
[sniffles, exhales]
586
00:28:23,912 --> 00:28:24,913
Yeah.
587
00:28:24,997 --> 00:28:26,498
[girl laughs] Come on.
588
00:28:27,833 --> 00:28:29,168
-Oh.
-[Michelle clears throat]
589
00:28:31,044 --> 00:28:32,045
[girl] You ready?
590
00:28:32,129 --> 00:28:33,505
-[Ted] Yeah.
-[Michelle] Yes. Thank you.
591
00:28:33,589 --> 00:28:35,799
-It's all right.
-I appreciate you, Shannon. Thank you.
592
00:28:35,883 --> 00:28:39,553
Hey, buddy. I'm gonna see you
the second after the season's over, okay?
593
00:28:39,636 --> 00:28:41,346
And we're gonna talk every day?
594
00:28:41,430 --> 00:28:43,932
Absolutely. Just like we do, big guy.
You know it. Okay?
595
00:28:44,016 --> 00:28:46,310
Well, gimme a hug, please. Yeah.
596
00:28:49,563 --> 00:28:51,607
Okay now, okay.
597
00:28:52,274 --> 00:28:55,402
-Hey, I love you. Go ahead, get on.
-[Michelle chuckles]
598
00:29:02,659 --> 00:29:04,912
[pop music playing]
599
00:29:17,424 --> 00:29:19,718
-[taxi door closes]
-[engine starts]
600
00:29:43,408 --> 00:29:45,494
[song continues]
601
00:29:50,082 --> 00:29:51,083
[chuckles]
602
00:29:59,883 --> 00:30:02,886
Oi, wanker. Good job tonight.
603
00:30:04,388 --> 00:30:05,722
Thank you, sir.
604
00:30:05,806 --> 00:30:08,433
Keep an eye on us.
We might be turning this thing around.
605
00:30:09,476 --> 00:30:12,479
[song continues]
606
00:30:23,824 --> 00:30:25,033
[Ted sighs]
607
00:30:34,835 --> 00:30:37,838
[song continues]