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很對不起

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不用道歉
多得你我們才有錢維修另一架車

3
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乖仔,告訴他

4
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-拜拜,爸爸
-沒事,爸爸

5
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沒關係

6
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-愛你
-愛你,老婆

7
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跟你老闆說,我真希望她有心臟病

8
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-早晨,乜都得
-嗨,希堅斯...

9
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他死了嗎?

10
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都怪我只顧看著電話

11
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我想一直看著家人乘搭那班航班的資訊

12
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我沒有跟很多人說過

13
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但米歇爾和我在婚姻上有些問題

14
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乜都得,如果你不想討論
真的可以不用說

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我不介意

16
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做過幾次婚姻治療

17
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但我不喜歡其他夫婦

18
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笑一笑真好

19
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我們的治療師教我們使用暗語

20
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如果我們其中一人說..“奧克拉荷馬”

21
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對方就一定要說出真話

22
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其實很有幫助

23
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但破壞了我對那齣音樂劇的印象

24
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現在每當我聽到“哦,多麼美麗的早晨”

25
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或者...“在與頂上條紋薩里”,又或...

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-“一起跳舞吧?”
-不,那是《國王與我》的

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如果我聽到那些音樂

28
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我立即便會想起我太太跟我說

29
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我為人一直太樂觀了

30
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還有...我們互相分享感受

31
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是因為我跟你說了我前夫在舞會上的事

32
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是的

33
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我明白了

34
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別這樣

35
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我打賭你很喜歡我們更了解對方,對嗎?

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對

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-奧克拉荷馬?
-不是

38
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(乜都得)

39
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占美?

40
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你起床了嗎?

41
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嗨?

42
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占美在家嗎?

43
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天啊,你是琪麗鍾斯

44
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對,我是

45
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嗨,占美

46
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不,你不能生氣,你跟我分手了

47
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就在24小時之前

48
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一個男人可以孤獨多久?

49
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我要怎麼辦?自己洗澡?

50
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不好意思,我是你的粉絲

51
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我追蹤了你所有社交媒體帳戶

52
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嘩,謝謝

53
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占美,謝謝你

54
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每次分手,我都會花幾個月

55
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想想自己是不是做錯了決定

56
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但你讓我覺得這個決定是對的,只因為...

57
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你做你自己

58
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不用客氣

59
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甚麼?

60
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你說我令你覺得做對了決定

61
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-對
-是真的嗎?

62
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-是
-所以我說不用客氣

63
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我喜歡令人感覺良好

64
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你一會兒還會出席拍攝宣傳照嗎?

65
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我為了你籌辦幾個星期的
宣傳照拍攝活動?

66
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會

67
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很高興認識你

68
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好...這裡!

69
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好,占美...

70
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占美,我這裡沒人守,占美!

71
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-你在做甚麼?會入球的
-我們永遠都不會知道

72
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占美,我跟你說了多少次要多傳球?

73
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別這樣,森的位置
比我廚房裡的花生醬罐還要空

74
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甚麼?他在說甚麼?

75
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對,你們不知道我會打開花生醬罐的蓋子

76
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這樣我每次走過時
都能伸手指去挖花生醬

77
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-老實說真是個好主意
-是的

78
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看,如果森那邊沒人防守
你便要傳球給他,明白嗎?

79
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但為甚麼?即使森那邊沒人防守
他仍然踢得很差

80
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我聽到我的名字,他說了甚麼?

81
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-不用理會
-好

82
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各位,我們明天要團結合作

83
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否則就會一敗塗地,多傳球

84
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我們要一直練習直到做到為止,開始

85
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爸!

86
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取消操練

87
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這個距離比他想像中遠得多

88
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是個好比喻

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-喂!
-爸爸!

90
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我以為你也會跑過來在中間碰面
但不要緊

91
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-喂,乖仔!
-轉圈圈!

92
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好,轉兩個圈,這樣好嗎?

93
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你會暈一暈

94
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-慢慢轉圈
-不可能,來吧

95
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我很想念你

96
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一起抱抱

97
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喂!看他

98
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喂,乖仔,看你長多高了,發生甚麼事?

99
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看,你...長牙齒了?

100
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-我長牙齒了!
-你還會說話!

101
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維爾頓女士,很抱歉,我要跟你報告

102
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今個星期的比賽不會滿座

103
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不意外,我們四戰連敗,面對降班的危機

104
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但為甚麼要抱歉?

105
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我覺得這樣很好

106
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(達斯坦納,皮爾森啤酒)

107
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我很高興可以成為達斯坦納的新宣傳大使

108
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這是占美塔特最愛的啤酒

109
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等等...拍一下我的紋身

110
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要拍到它,這很重要,是「手」的中文字

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-占美
-甚麼?

112
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-喝啤酒
-對

113
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我不想作批判,但你們又在一起了嗎?

114
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請享用

115
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不,我們分手了,但你關心我真好

116
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如果我夠高,我會親你一下

117
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我策劃整個活動,能得一成酬勞

118
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你們喜歡神話嗎?

119
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你見過獨角獸,但有見過“獨啤獸”嗎?

120
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-太好笑了
-不

121
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這是甚麼?我的啤酒寶寶

122
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-來吧
-好

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全都是免費的,不用額外付費

124
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琪麗

125
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如果有球員需要建立品牌

126
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你有興趣嗎?

127
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我不想你介紹工作給我

128
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單單因為我那天在洗手間對你好

129
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為甚麼不能?男人總是在洗手間
為別人介紹工作

130
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對,沒錯

131
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我是說職業,真的工作

132
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-不是用手、口或腳?
-腳?

133
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對,其實是...兩隻腳,對嗎?

134
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好好考慮,除非你想繼續...

135
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你在做甚麼?

136
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我是半紅不黑的藝人

137
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很好

138
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-考慮一下作為後備計劃
-好

139
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好,給你們一些小貼士,好嗎?

140
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薯條叫“馬鈴薯條”,薯片叫“馬鈴薯片”

141
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“勁歌腸”不是好音樂的意思

142
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但因為好吃得讓你想跳舞

143
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你何時才會贏比賽,怪人?

144
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喂,巴茲,這是...我太太,米歇爾

145
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很高興認識你,拉素太太

146
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兜得好

147
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-教練太太,她都聽到了
-對

148
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嗨,乜都得,小朋友你好

149
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這裡有飛鏢,鏢靶在那邊
不要飛中我的熟客

150
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好,去玩吧

151
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-你們的位置在那裡
-去吧,我跟著你

152
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-三份炸魚薯條?
-好,兩品脫啤酒

153
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-我喜歡你這樣說
-好

154
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看看你

155
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他們會用報紙包炸魚薯條嗎?
我看過報導說會這樣的

156
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不,我希望沒有,但我會喜歡
食物能教會我東西嗎?

157
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對,這是你理想的情況,對嗎?

158
00:08:01,523 --> 00:08:03,567
吃冬甩時認識羅莎帕克斯

159
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-對,沒錯
-對

160
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在冬甩的圈圈裡可以放進很多知識

161
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對

162
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你玩完了嗎?

163
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對,他玩完了

164
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真的很抱歉

165
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時有發生

166
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-你在做甚麼?
-我只是好奇,好嗎?

167
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攝影師會把相片發給我

168
00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:26,048
我會刪掉你很醜的相片

169
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然後把那些相片發給你

170
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首先,我不會有醜照,因為...

171
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第二,為甚麼你不帶來我家

172
00:08:34,722 --> 00:08:36,433
然後我們可以一起看?

173
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或者我們都脫光光

174
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絕對不會,再次謝謝你,占美

175
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做得好

176
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甚麼?

177
00:08:50,322 --> 00:08:52,199
我要跟那個衰人合作

178
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但你選擇跟他在一起實在令人敬佩

179
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我沒有跟他在一起,我們分手了

180
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其實我們在合作,但我沒有問你,對嗎?

181
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對

182
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我不知道...對不起

183
00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:08,131
不,沒事,你絕對該幫助我的人生

184
00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:11,969
如果我做任何決定
我都會發訊息給你,好嗎?

185
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只是在操練時,森沒人防守

186
00:09:16,974 --> 00:09:18,600
但占美不傳球給他

187
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但森沒人防守

188
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我要解決這個問題

189
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(琪麗鍾斯
我很急,可以去洗手間嗎?)

190
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好

191
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好了

192
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好,等等

193
00:09:37,536 --> 00:09:40,330
我想我們看漏了一頁,天啊

194
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想去乘搭真的雙層巴士嗎?

195
00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:44,626
砌完便去

196
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看?我喜歡

197
00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:48,881
我們先砌好,然後再去乘搭

198
00:09:48,964 --> 00:09:51,633
這是《夢幻成真》的觀點

199
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好

200
00:09:53,886 --> 00:09:57,139
多雙手一定好一點

201
00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:25,876
(哥非加,激情洋溢的伏特加)

202
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早晨

203
00:10:27,753 --> 00:10:29,046
喂,你好嗎?

204
00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:35,302
-看,看看你的頸巾,我喜歡
-喂!怪人

205
00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:37,221
不要再輸掉比賽

206
00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:39,723
謝謝你,即管看看如何,好嗎?

207
00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:45,187
喂,來看看

208
00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:47,231
你從未...看過這東西的

209
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這叫做鬆餅,好嗎?

210
00:10:50,025 --> 00:10:52,277
像馬芬鬆餅,但十分乾

211
00:10:52,361 --> 00:10:54,571
這是你的早餐,好嗎?
喂,你要說甚麼?

212
00:10:54,655 --> 00:10:55,948
唔該爸爸!

213
00:10:56,031 --> 00:10:58,742
好,是個乖仔

214
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-外面很美,對嗎?
-對

215
00:11:09,253 --> 00:11:10,879
-嗨
-我可以煮早餐

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怎麼了?

217
00:11:12,214 --> 00:11:14,383
沒事,我想只是時差的問題

218
00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:15,634
我沒事,乜都得

219
00:11:15,717 --> 00:11:17,553
不...米歇爾,你要跟我說

220
00:11:17,636 --> 00:11:20,138
好嗎?喂...奧克拉荷馬

221
00:11:26,395 --> 00:11:27,646
每天...

222
00:11:29,106 --> 00:11:33,110
我每天起床都想回拾最初的感覺

223
00:11:33,986 --> 00:11:37,239
但可能婚姻就是這樣,對嗎?

224
00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:41,577
我會繼續嘗試,你知道我會的

225
00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:45,163
可以走了!

226
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:51,044
-你要穿褲子,小朋友
-對

227
00:11:51,128 --> 00:11:53,046
-你知道...
-去穿褲子,去吧

228
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,225
我不知道我要做甚麼

229
00:12:05,851 --> 00:12:08,312
婚姻很複雜

230
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:10,314
有各種不同的挑戰和...

231
00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:13,567
我不知道,我...對不起

232
00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:14,860
你結過婚嗎?

233
00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:19,448
對,尼敦,教練對愛情的看法

234
00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:21,909
跟他對如何煎牛扒的看法不相似

235
00:12:21,992 --> 00:12:25,370
如果你煎多於五分鐘,都會失去鮮味

236
00:12:25,454 --> 00:12:27,706
-我說得對吧,教練?
-對

237
00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:29,791
你介意我問你一條私人問題嗎?

238
00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:30,792
即管問吧

239
00:12:30,876 --> 00:12:32,211
如果你緊張你的婚姻

240
00:12:32,294 --> 00:12:36,089
為甚麼要飛來4438英里外的英國?

241
00:12:36,173 --> 00:12:38,759
你真是熟知這個數字

242
00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:40,719
我爸以前是個製圖師

243
00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:44,473
他以前會說我是0.01英里高

244
00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:49,520
對,好問題,為甚麼我要這樣做?

245
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,689
有時候我發現

246
00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:57,486
我在她身邊情況反而會更差

247
00:12:59,363 --> 00:13:02,199
每次我嘗試解決她的問題,或者...

248
00:13:03,909 --> 00:13:07,162
為她做些好事,都會有反效果

249
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:11,250
而她和我們的治療師認為

250
00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:15,796
給予她一些空間可能是最佳的辦法

251
00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:20,759
所以...我給她4400英里空間...

252
00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:21,677
漏了38英里

253
00:13:22,594 --> 00:13:24,179
4438英里空間

254
00:13:26,557 --> 00:13:29,685
打擾你們真抱歉
但有人說你們拿了我的電話

255
00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:32,312
感謝你

256
00:13:32,396 --> 00:13:34,731
我刪除了一些應用程式來提升表現

257
00:13:34,815 --> 00:13:36,358
希望沒有刪掉海戰棋

258
00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:38,569
其實我也太沉迷了

259
00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:41,321
我不打擾你們繼續討論比賽戰略

260
00:13:41,405 --> 00:13:43,282
先別走,老友

261
00:13:43,365 --> 00:13:45,158
你介意我問你一些意見嗎?

262
00:13:45,242 --> 00:13:47,286
沒問題

263
00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:52,040
很高興獲邀加入內部小組

264
00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:55,210
乜都得小組

265
00:13:55,294 --> 00:13:57,588
你和你太太一起很久了,對嗎?

266
00:13:58,005 --> 00:14:01,175
對,28年了

267
00:14:01,258 --> 00:14:03,468
生了五個兒子,養了三隻狗

268
00:14:03,552 --> 00:14:07,389
20歲的貓,牠過世時我一定傷心欲絕

269
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:10,601
還有一間我們勉強住得下的小屋

270
00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:12,686
聽來生活很美好

271
00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:16,523
但我想你們總有困難的時候,對嗎?

272
00:14:16,607 --> 00:14:20,861
你沒聽到五個兒子、小屋
和快要過世的貓的部份嗎?

273
00:14:23,739 --> 00:14:24,907
就是這些事,不是嗎?

274
00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:28,952
如果你跟愛人在一起
即使是難關也能輕鬆渡過

275
00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:36,084
找人打911,我要舉報有真話炸彈

276
00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:40,005
-他們是打999
-是999

277
00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:41,340
-對
-緊急求助電話?

278
00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:43,008
好像有點麻煩

279
00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:45,427
小朋友會亂按電話...

280
00:14:45,511 --> 00:14:46,637
-因為是同一個鍵
-對

281
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,639
一下子屋外便會有

282
00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:50,599
-警車和救護車
-對

283
00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:52,559
-常有發生,對嗎?
-沒錯

284
00:14:52,643 --> 00:14:54,686
-原因正是如此
-對

285
00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:56,980
我是阿洛懷特,還有克里斯包威爾

286
00:14:57,064 --> 00:15:00,567
在列治文球隊主場奶路臣路球場直播賽事

287
00:15:00,651 --> 00:15:02,277
各位!一起圍圈

288
00:15:02,361 --> 00:15:04,029
-我們要打敗對手!
-加油!

289
00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,572
好,疊手

290
00:15:05,656 --> 00:15:07,908
倒數三聲,一、二、三...

291
00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:09,993
-列治文!
-去吧!

292
00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:15,249
去吧...

293
00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:23,382
占美,你有潔癖嗎?

294
00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:25,467
因為我在想

295
00:15:25,551 --> 00:15:26,468
你不跟球隊一定疊手叫口號的原因

296
00:15:26,552 --> 00:15:27,594
我不想做

297
00:15:29,638 --> 00:15:32,641
你有時候令我想起我拿著遙控的祖母

298
00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:34,226
你把所有鍵都按錯

299
00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:39,147
好,我們來做個交易好嗎?

300
00:15:39,231 --> 00:15:40,607
好,即管說

301
00:15:40,691 --> 00:15:44,570
你繼續高談所謂的戰略

302
00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:49,825
而我則繼續無視你,因為這球隊爛透了

303
00:15:51,243 --> 00:15:54,246
所有入球都是我射入的,球迷只是來看我

304
00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:56,832
這樣公平嗎?疊手

305
00:15:57,708 --> 00:15:59,585
我也想討論當中的差別

306
00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:01,044
但我今天心情不是很好...

307
00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:02,546
其實你說甚麼並不重要

308
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:05,340
因為在我腦海
我只聽到我今晚入球後

309
00:16:05,424 --> 00:16:06,842
球迷呼叫我名字的聲音

310
00:16:07,301 --> 00:16:12,264
占美塔特...

311
00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:15,309
無可否認旋律很朗朗上口
但我想你廢話少講...

312
00:16:15,392 --> 00:16:16,768
爸!

313
00:16:16,852 --> 00:16:20,022
喂,乖仔,你來了

314
00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:22,733
-占美塔特?
-你好,小朋友

315
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:24,359
你可以在我的球衣上簽名嗎?

316
00:16:25,235 --> 00:16:26,486
好,轉身

317
00:16:27,905 --> 00:16:28,989
很好,對嗎?

318
00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:33,368
下次我再入球,不只是為了我

319
00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:37,331
也是為了你

320
00:16:38,916 --> 00:16:42,252
是為我,但...是為了我們兩個

321
00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:44,588
-好
-很好

322
00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:47,716
乖仔

323
00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:51,720
好,我們走吧

324
00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:57,267
占美塔特...

325
00:16:57,351 --> 00:16:58,810
-守門員加油!
-連克找到空位

326
00:16:58,894 --> 00:17:00,229
轉身抽射入網

327
00:17:00,312 --> 00:17:02,731
這名加拿大中場射入精彩一球!

328
00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:06,777
-搞錯!
-我很討厭那個怪人!乜都得去死吧!

329
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:10,030
-但家人很好
-搞錯,彼德!別把他說得人性化!

330
00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:13,575
開賽才六分鐘,列治文便落後二比零

331
00:17:13,659 --> 00:17:14,492
怪人...

332
00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:16,994
列治文球迷高呼他們的不滿

333
00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:18,079
怪人...

334
00:17:18,163 --> 00:17:20,082
克里斯,如果情況繼續

335
00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:23,669
乜都得執教列治文的時間
將會既艱苦又短暫

336
00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:26,088
球傳到塔特腳下,踢得好

337
00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:27,798
-加油,占美
-他找到空位

338
00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:29,174
奧比桑尼亞在他右邊

339
00:17:29,258 --> 00:17:32,970
不,他親自射球,成功入網!

340
00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:35,681
占美塔特憑一己之力射入精彩一球!

341
00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:37,891
占美塔特,我拜你為王!

342
00:17:37,975 --> 00:17:42,229
占美塔特...

343
00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:45,232
全靠球場新星,占美塔特

344
00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:48,819
列治文在29分鐘追回二比一!

345
00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:51,113
-我!
-他在叫甚麼?

346
00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:55,242
“我”,他指著衣背的名字
然後不斷大叫“我”

347
00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:56,827
我!

348
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:59,079
我以為他在說“鵝”

349
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:01,206
對,你的話更合理,好

350
00:18:01,832 --> 00:18:04,168
-加油!
-奧比桑尼亞一起進攻

351
00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:06,920
-這名尼日利亞球員跌倒了!
-垃圾!

352
00:18:07,546 --> 00:18:10,465
搞錯,球證!他們不能這樣做!

353
00:18:11,008 --> 00:18:13,343
班森領黃牌

354
00:18:13,427 --> 00:18:17,181
他真幸運只領了黃牌
奧比桑尼亞仍無法站起來

355
00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:18,765
-他可能受傷了
-對

356
00:18:18,849 --> 00:18:20,726
不好意思

357
00:18:21,185 --> 00:18:24,438
喂!看看你的球員怎麼樣

358
00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:28,358
隊長在教訓這位年輕新星

359
00:18:28,442 --> 00:18:29,776
沒甚麼問題

360
00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:32,905
-森?
-怎麼了?

361
00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:35,240
我要把你移到那邊,來吧

362
00:18:35,324 --> 00:18:37,826
-你搞甚麼?
-發生甚麼事?

363
00:18:37,910 --> 00:18:39,745
肯特和塔特爭執起來!

364
00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:42,915
-好了!夠了!停手!
-希望他們會冷靜下來

365
00:18:42,998 --> 00:18:44,041
我要殺死你!

366
00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:45,083
不要打自己人!

367
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:48,170
-絕對不能接受,阿洛
-克里斯,你有試過打球友嗎?

368
00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:50,255
-你瘋了嗎?甚麼?
-不,但我想

369
00:18:50,339 --> 00:18:51,465
-他跟我是同隊的
-對...

370
00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:53,509
-其實我有點羨慕
-不是吧...

371
00:18:53,592 --> 00:18:56,929
自從2001年紐卡素隊那次後便沒有見過了

372
00:18:57,012 --> 00:19:01,099
列治文表現低迷的一季雪上加霜了

373
00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:03,602
你沒事吧,森?

374
00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:05,646
其實沒有痛了

375
00:19:05,729 --> 00:19:08,440
但大家都很鼓譟,所以我想還是繼續躺著

376
00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:11,026
不,聽好

377
00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:14,112
我拉你起來,你要扮得很痛

378
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:17,157
假裝你要忍痛繼續比賽

379
00:19:17,741 --> 00:19:19,785
-他們會喜歡的
-好

380
00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:24,706
奧比桑尼亞站起來了
但他能繼續比賽嗎?

381
00:19:24,790 --> 00:19:26,041
他沒事吧?

382
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:28,377
看來他會忍著痛楚繼續作賽

383
00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:31,463
充滿鬥心,真好

384
00:19:31,547 --> 00:19:32,756
很好,森!

385
00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:37,344
塔特負責踢罰球,是追平賽果的機會

386
00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:40,389
他會交給球隊,還是獨享榮譽呢?

387
00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:43,475
對塔特來說,那是個顯然易見的答案

388
00:19:50,732 --> 00:19:52,484
他成功了!

389
00:19:52,568 --> 00:19:55,737
占美塔特連入兩球

390
00:19:55,821 --> 00:19:57,531
列治文在第38分鐘追平!

391
00:19:57,614 --> 00:19:59,324
他真是個獨特的球員,阿洛

392
00:19:59,408 --> 00:20:00,409
看

393
00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:04,746
你會不禁想,列治文沒有他會怎麼樣

394
00:20:08,834 --> 00:20:09,835
我很快回來

395
00:20:10,794 --> 00:20:12,212
我...

396
00:20:13,547 --> 00:20:17,801
我們一定沒有看過這個情況
乜都得教練走到觀眾席

397
00:20:17,885 --> 00:20:19,803
他要去哪裡?

398
00:20:21,013 --> 00:20:22,764
他沒有慢下來

399
00:20:22,848 --> 00:20:25,601
乜都得教練的體能真好

400
00:20:25,684 --> 00:20:26,685
他沒事嗎?

401
00:20:28,562 --> 00:20:30,480
-嗨,莉碧嘉
-嗨,乜都得

402
00:20:30,564 --> 00:20:32,524
-你做得很好,爸爸
-對,你能成功的

403
00:20:32,608 --> 00:20:33,609
謝謝你們

404
00:20:33,692 --> 00:20:35,152
我想把占美換下場

405
00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:38,071
但我不想在沒有問你的情況下私自作決定

406
00:20:39,031 --> 00:20:40,866
乜都得,你是領隊

407
00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:43,952
我會全力支持你所有決定

408
00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:46,163
謝謝老闆,好,再見

409
00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:47,289
拜拜,爸爸

410
00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:54,379
看來乜都得教練決定重返正在進行的賽事

411
00:20:54,463 --> 00:20:57,049
羅拔斯,去熱身,要換你入場,去吧

412
00:20:57,132 --> 00:20:59,301
喂,黃衣人,我們想換替補球員

413
00:20:59,384 --> 00:21:00,886
-16號換9號,好嗎?
-好

414
00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:02,471
謝謝你

415
00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:10,812
好

416
00:21:10,896 --> 00:21:13,732
看來乜都得教練提早換人

417
00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:15,984
換上羅拔斯,取代...

418
00:21:16,944 --> 00:21:18,362
占美塔特?

419
00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:21,365
他是最佳球員!

420
00:21:22,407 --> 00:21:23,408
我?

421
00:21:23,492 --> 00:21:24,952
你不知道自己在做甚麼!

422
00:21:25,035 --> 00:21:28,247
你不知道自己在做甚麼...

423
00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:29,873
搞甚麼?

424
00:21:29,957 --> 00:21:32,292
他把最佳球員換離場

425
00:21:32,376 --> 00:21:34,837
上半場只剩餘不到一分鐘

426
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,880
-怪人...
-16號,羅比羅拔斯

427
00:21:36,964 --> 00:21:38,507
入替9號占美塔特

428
00:21:38,590 --> 00:21:40,467
踢得很好,替球隊追平

429
00:21:40,551 --> 00:21:43,971
閉嘴,你這個怪人

430
00:21:45,556 --> 00:21:48,684
球證看看手錶,上半場結束

431
00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:51,603
乜都得教練回到更衣室會面對甚麼情況?

432
00:21:51,687 --> 00:21:52,938
(塔特)

433
00:22:03,866 --> 00:22:05,617
喂,坐下來聽好

434
00:22:12,666 --> 00:22:13,959
現在追回平手

435
00:22:15,335 --> 00:22:16,336
很好

436
00:22:18,755 --> 00:22:23,093
各位,我們被壓制,我們要改變

437
00:22:23,177 --> 00:22:25,762
我知道改變很嚇人

438
00:22:25,846 --> 00:22:29,766
你在小息時跟同學玩紅綠燈

439
00:22:29,850 --> 00:22:33,228
然後很快便生暗瘡和變聲

440
00:22:33,312 --> 00:22:36,607
你的美術老師史嘉倫走到你桌前

441
00:22:36,690 --> 00:22:40,194
看看你的進度,你都覺得很開心

442
00:22:44,281 --> 00:22:48,535
她很有魅力,不是典型美女,但魅力非凡

443
00:22:50,329 --> 00:22:52,080
那是我第一次看到泳衣痕

444
00:22:52,998 --> 00:22:54,583
大部份時候,改變都是好的

445
00:22:55,459 --> 00:22:57,294
我覺得這就是關鍵

446
00:22:58,837 --> 00:23:00,339
勇於改變

447
00:23:00,756 --> 00:23:02,257
要勇敢

448
00:23:02,341 --> 00:23:06,845
做要做的事,在你生命中的所有人...

449
00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:09,973
就可以一起前進

450
00:23:11,767 --> 00:23:13,018
因為可能這是...

451
00:23:14,186 --> 00:23:16,813
唯一你能令她開心的方法

452
00:23:24,321 --> 00:23:26,406
我說“她”是指足球女神

453
00:23:28,492 --> 00:23:29,868
兜得好

454
00:23:30,744 --> 00:23:33,830
森,下半場你會轉踢中場

455
00:23:34,623 --> 00:23:37,167
鬍鬚教練會講解其他的改變

456
00:23:37,251 --> 00:23:38,961
喂...還有最後一件事

457
00:23:39,044 --> 00:23:41,421
我想我說的時候,全部人都看著我

458
00:23:45,592 --> 00:23:46,426
(相信)

459
00:23:51,765 --> 00:23:53,976
-我一直都不喜歡塔特
-我們知道,羅伊

460
00:23:54,059 --> 00:23:55,477
各位,過來

461
00:23:56,979 --> 00:23:58,814
只剩下兩分鐘補時

462
00:23:58,897 --> 00:24:01,024
兩隊仍然打成平手

463
00:24:01,108 --> 00:24:03,610
沒有占美塔特,列治文仍然踢得出色

464
00:24:03,694 --> 00:24:04,695
來了

465
00:24:05,237 --> 00:24:07,781
他沒人防守...加油

466
00:24:07,865 --> 00:24:10,742
科克本向前傳,肯特跑都很快!

467
00:24:10,826 --> 00:24:11,702
加油!

468
00:24:11,785 --> 00:24:13,370
肯特只需面對守門員這一關

469
00:24:13,453 --> 00:24:15,914
他可以親身起腳

470
00:24:15,998 --> 00:24:20,544
但他傳給了無人防守的奧比桑尼亞!

471
00:24:23,839 --> 00:24:26,341
他勁力抽射!

472
00:24:27,634 --> 00:24:28,886
天啊!

473
00:24:30,220 --> 00:24:34,933
完場前不到一分鐘,列治文領先

474
00:24:41,773 --> 00:24:45,944
24號球員森奧比桑尼亞
為列治文射入第三球

475
00:24:55,037 --> 00:24:56,955
好!

476
00:24:57,039 --> 00:24:59,917
-對不起!我太高興了!
-不!我喜歡!我喜歡你的活力!

477
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,711
-教練,替我接住他
-真好!

478
00:25:06,006 --> 00:25:07,007
就是這樣了!

479
00:25:07,090 --> 00:25:11,261
各位踢得很好!非常好!
就是這樣了!真好...

480
00:25:11,970 --> 00:25:13,263
你的做法真有膽識

481
00:25:14,806 --> 00:25:17,476
對,我們當然有膽識,羅伊

482
00:25:17,559 --> 00:25:20,562
好...踢得好...

483
00:25:21,522 --> 00:25:22,731
覺得如何,教練?

484
00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:24,775
你聽到嗎,教練?

485
00:25:25,442 --> 00:25:27,444
怪人...

486
00:25:27,528 --> 00:25:29,238
是同一個字,不是嗎?

487
00:25:30,239 --> 00:25:31,740
對,但有所不同

488
00:25:33,075 --> 00:25:37,287
就像回到80年代,壞等於好,對嗎?

489
00:25:38,038 --> 00:25:39,414
那時誰是總統?

490
00:25:40,082 --> 00:25:43,293
-朗奴列根
-“朗奴列根?那個演員嗎?”

491
00:25:43,377 --> 00:25:48,173
我喜歡你扮布朗博士,你逗我笑了

492
00:25:55,472 --> 00:25:58,809
爸爸...

493
00:25:58,892 --> 00:26:00,644
喂!你來了!

494
00:26:02,521 --> 00:26:04,314
覺得如何?我們贏了一場

495
00:26:04,398 --> 00:26:05,399
-爸爸?
-是?

496
00:26:05,482 --> 00:26:06,817
怪人是甚麼意思?

497
00:26:07,776 --> 00:26:09,653
小朋友,這是...

498
00:26:10,404 --> 00:26:13,824
一個喜歡獨自沉思的男人,明白嗎?

499
00:26:13,907 --> 00:26:15,492
讓你看得清楚一點,好嗎?

500
00:26:16,368 --> 00:26:18,120
上來吧,乖仔,看

501
00:26:18,203 --> 00:26:21,874
跟觀眾揮手,對,讓他們看到你

502
00:26:24,501 --> 00:26:26,253
搞錯

503
00:26:29,381 --> 00:26:30,382
好

504
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:32,801
一下

505
00:26:36,638 --> 00:26:40,184
我一直在回想我們當初在學校相遇的時候

506
00:26:42,644 --> 00:26:46,440
只是兩個人剛好在大停車場內

507
00:26:48,942 --> 00:26:50,652
很巧合

508
00:26:50,736 --> 00:26:53,614
我們不會知道這會是個開始

509
00:26:55,616 --> 00:26:57,034
-嗨
-我嚇到你嗎?

510
00:26:57,117 --> 00:27:00,245
晚上你在停車場偷偷走近一個女人

511
00:27:01,622 --> 00:27:03,665
是,羅伊,做得很好

512
00:27:03,749 --> 00:27:06,793
對不起,我是個笨蛋
昨天也是,所以...

513
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:08,921
不要緊

514
00:27:14,426 --> 00:27:15,427
晚安,琪麗

515
00:27:17,638 --> 00:27:18,639
晚安,羅伊

516
00:27:20,057 --> 00:27:22,518
我回顧我們一起經歷的事

517
00:27:23,310 --> 00:27:25,229
我不會改變任何一件事

518
00:27:27,272 --> 00:27:28,273
現在也是

519
00:27:30,317 --> 00:27:31,527
你在說甚麼?

520
00:27:32,611 --> 00:27:35,781
米歇爾,如果我可以...做些事

521
00:27:35,864 --> 00:27:39,493
或者說些事能令你高興...

522
00:27:40,577 --> 00:27:42,079
告訴我,我一定會做

523
00:27:42,663 --> 00:27:44,373
我馬上便會做

524
00:27:44,456 --> 00:27:46,625
但我都控制不了

525
00:27:48,919 --> 00:27:50,671
你不用再努力嘗試

526
00:27:52,172 --> 00:27:53,173
沒事的

527
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:57,803
我也會沒事的,好嗎?

528
00:28:05,561 --> 00:28:07,354
好,出腳,很好

529
00:28:07,437 --> 00:28:08,438
射門

530
00:28:10,274 --> 00:28:13,360
我答應過自己不會中途放棄任何事

531
00:28:14,069 --> 00:28:15,487
但你不是放棄,乜都得

532
00:28:17,698 --> 00:28:19,366
你只是讓我離開

533
00:28:23,912 --> 00:28:24,913
對

534
00:28:25,497 --> 00:28:26,498
來吧

535
00:28:31,044 --> 00:28:32,045
你準備好了嗎?

536
00:28:32,129 --> 00:28:33,505
-對
-好,謝謝

537
00:28:33,589 --> 00:28:35,799
-不用客氣
-謝謝你,莎儂

538
00:28:35,883 --> 00:28:39,553
球季結束我馬上便回去見你,好嗎?

539
00:28:39,636 --> 00:28:41,346
我們會每天都通電話嗎?

540
00:28:41,430 --> 00:28:43,932
當然會,我們會通電話
你知道的,好嗎?

541
00:28:44,016 --> 00:28:46,310
來抱抱我,好

542
00:28:49,563 --> 00:28:51,607
好了

543
00:28:52,274 --> 00:28:55,402
我愛你,去吧,上車

544
00:29:59,883 --> 00:30:02,886
喂,怪人,今晚做得很好

545
00:30:04,388 --> 00:30:05,722
謝謝你

546
00:30:05,806 --> 00:30:08,433
繼續留意我們,我們可能會有大改變

547
00:30:56,523 --> 00:30:58,525
(字幕翻譯..賴芷晴)