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對不起

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千萬別這麼說,幸好有你
我們才付得起修另一臺車的費用

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你們大家告訴他

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-爸,再見
-爸,沒關係

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隨便你怎麼說

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-愛你
-我也愛妳,寶貝

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跟你老闆說我祝她得心臟病

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-早啊,泰德
-希金斯

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他死了嗎?

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是我自己只顧著看手機

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我不斷看著我家人的航班訊息

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這件事沒幾個人知道

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但我跟蜜雪兒之間有些婚姻問題

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泰德,你不想說的話,真的不用勉強

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我並不在意

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試過伴侶療法

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但我不喜歡其他對夫婦

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能笑出來的感覺真好

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我們的諮商師要我們使用這個代稱

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要是我們之間有人說“奧克拉荷馬”的話

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另一人就得徹底坦白

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對,滿有幫助的

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但毀了我對那部音樂劇的印象

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所以現在每當我聽到:“多麼美好的清晨”

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或是“頂部有流蘇的馬車”,或是...

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-“跳支舞好嗎?”
-不對,那是《國王與我》裡面的

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總之我一聽到那幾首歌

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就會馬上想到我老婆跟我說

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我樂觀過頭了

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你會這樣跟我交換心情

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是因為我在晚會上跟你說了我前夫的事

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對

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我得到教訓了

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別這樣

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我們變得這麼熟
妳內心深處肯定還滿喜歡的,對吧?

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對

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-奧克拉荷馬?
-我才不要

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(泰德萊索)

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傑米?

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你起床了嗎?

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你在嗎?

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傑米在嗎?

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天啊,妳是綺莉瓊斯

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對,我是

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傑米

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不行,妳不能生我的氣
妳跟我分手了

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那差不多是24小時前的事

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一個男人可以寂寞多久?

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妳要我怎麼辦?自己洗澡嗎?

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抱歉,我不得不告訴妳
我是妳的頭號粉絲

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我追蹤妳所有的社群帳號

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謝謝

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傑米,謝謝你

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每次我跟別人分手後
都要自我質疑很久

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想說自己是不是犯了什麼天大的錯誤

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但你整個人都讓我覺得

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自己做了正確的決定

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不客氣

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什麼?

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妳說我讓妳覺得自己做了正確的決定

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-對
-妳是說真的嗎?

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-對
-那妳就別客氣了

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我喜歡讓別人感覺良好

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晚點拍宣傳照時,妳還是會在吧?

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我花了好幾個禮拜幫你談成的宣傳照?

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對

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幸會

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對!這邊!

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對!傑米!傑米!

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傑米!沒人守我!

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-你幹嘛?我就快踢進了
-那可不一定

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傑米,我跟你說過幾次要做額外傳球了?

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拜託,山姆那裡的空檔
比我家那罐花生醬還空

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什麼?他在說什麼?

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對,你們都不知道
我喜歡讓花生醬一直開著

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那樣我就可以每次經過時就挖一口吃

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-老實說這點子還真不賴
-沒錯

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聽著,如果山姆的空檔那麼空
你就得把球傳給他,懂嗎?

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為什麼?就算山姆有空檔
山姆還是超爛的

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我聽到有人叫我的名字,他說什麼?

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-沒什麼
-好吧

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各位,我們明天要發揮團隊精神

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否則我們會輸得很慘,額外傳球

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我們得繼續練習,直到掌握訣竅為止
來吧

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爸!

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練習取消

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這距離比他想像中的長多了

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隱喻法

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-你們來了!
-爸爸!

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我本來以為你們會到中場那裡跟我會合
不過沒關係

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-小子!
-直升機!

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沒問題,轉兩圈,喜歡嗎?

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小子,這下你肯定頭暈了

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-慢速直升機
-來吧

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我好想妳

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大合抱

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這小子

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男子漢,你怎麼長這麼高了?

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你看看,你現在還有牙齒了?

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-我本來就有牙齒
-你還會說話!

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威爾頓小姐,很抱歉跟妳報告這壞消息

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但這週末的比賽,票並沒有賣完

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我不意外,我們連輸了四場比賽
可能得面臨降級

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但你為什麼要感到抱歉呢?

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我認為這狀況好得不得了

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(達斯坦皮爾森啤酒)

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我很高興能擔任達斯坦的新代言人

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傑米塔特最愛的啤酒

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等等,拍一下我的刺青

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拍一下這個,這對我來說很重要
這是中文的“手臂”

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-傑米
-幹嘛?

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-喝啤酒
-好

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不是我愛囉嗦,但妳跟那王八蛋復合了?

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盡情享用

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沒有,我們結束了
但妳的關心讓我很感動

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要是我夠高的話,我就親妳了

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這活動是我談成的,我可以抽一成

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你們喜歡神話嗎?

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你們看過獨角獸,有看過酒角獸嗎?

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-笑死我了
-糟了

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這是什麼?我的啤酒寶貝

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-來吧
-好

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這些都是免費贈送,還不用額外付費

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綺莉

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要是其他球員需要安排宣傳活動的話

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妳有興趣幫忙嗎?

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我不希望是因為那晚

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我在廁所裡對妳好,妳才給我工作

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為什麼不行?男人常在廁所裡互相給工作

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對,沒錯

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我是說職缺,真正的工作

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-所以不是打手槍、口交或足交?
-足交?

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對,嚴格來說是雙足交,對吧?

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妳考慮看看吧,除非妳想一直擔任...

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妳的職業是什麼?

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我近乎成名的狀態讓我還蠻出名的

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很好

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-考慮一下這替代方案吧
-好

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好,我先教你們一些簡單的

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這裡的薯條叫“薯片”,薯片叫“脆片”

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還有這裡的“舞曲”指的是

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好吃到讓你想起舞的香腸

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你這死北七,哪時才會贏場比賽?

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巴茲,各位,這是我太太蜜雪兒

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萊索太太,幸會

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轉換得真好,很會演

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-對,教練的太太,她都聽說了
-對

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泰德,你好啊,小夥子

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這裡有飛鏢,那裡有鏢靶
小心別射到我們的常客

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對,去玩吧

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-你們的座位在這裡
-妳先請

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-三份炸魚薯條嗎?
-對,麻煩妳,再來兩杯啤酒

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-我喜歡妳的風格
-對

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妳看看

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他們會把炸魚薯條包在報紙裡嗎?
我在書上看過

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沒有,要是有就好了
讓食物幫助我們吸收知識?

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對,那是你夢想中的場景,對吧?

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一個認識羅莎帕克斯之類的甜甜圈

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-對,沒錯
-對

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甜甜圈的洞裡能裝進很多智慧

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對

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小子,這麼快就不玩了?

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對,他還是別玩比較好

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真抱歉

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這種事常發生

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-你在幹什麼?
-我只是好奇

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攝影師會把照片傳給我

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我會刪掉你超醜的那幾張

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然後我會傳給你

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寶貝,我不會有任何超醜的照片

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而且妳可以把照片帶過來我家

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我們可以一起看

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或許我們會脫光衣服

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不用了,傑米,謝謝你的好意

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算妳聰明

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你說什麼?

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我不得不跟那渾球共處

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但妳居然會選擇跟他在一起
我真的很難以想像

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我沒有跟他在一起,我們分手了

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我們現在是同事關係
而且關你什麼事?

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對

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我不知道,我道歉

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沒關係,你得多多介入我的人生

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我每次做決定前
一定會先傳簡訊給你,好嗎?

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訓練的時候,山姆有很大的空檔

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但傑米卻不把球傳給他

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但山姆的空檔超大的

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那是我所面臨的問題

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(綺莉瓊斯
我的膀胱超漲的,我可以去小便嗎?)

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可以

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有了

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對,等一下

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這裡可能缺了一頁,天哪

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你不想去搭搭看真正的雙層巴士嗎?

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我們把這組合完再去

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看到了嗎?我喜歡他這樣

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我們先組裝,然後再去搭

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有電影《夢幻成真》的樣子

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好

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那我也來幫忙吧

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(卡夫卡狂野伏特加)

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早安

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你好

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-我喜歡你的圍巾
-北七

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別把比賽搞砸了

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謝謝你,我們靜觀其變吧

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你看這個

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這是你以前沒看過的

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這是司康餅,懂了嗎?

210
00:10:50,025 --> 00:10:52,277
這類似鬆餅,只是口感超乾

211
00:10:52,361 --> 00:10:54,571
這是你的早餐,你要說什麼?

212
00:10:54,655 --> 00:10:55,948
爸,謝啦!

213
00:10:56,031 --> 00:10:58,742
很好,這孩子真棒

214
00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:09,169
-外面風景不錯吧?
-對

215
00:11:09,253 --> 00:11:10,879
-嘿
-我可以做早餐

216
00:11:10,963 --> 00:11:12,130
怎麼了?

217
00:11:12,214 --> 00:11:14,383
沒事,我可能還有點時差

218
00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:15,634
泰德,我沒事

219
00:11:15,717 --> 00:11:17,553
不行,蜜雪兒,妳得告訴我

220
00:11:17,636 --> 00:11:20,138
好嗎?奧克拉荷馬

221
00:11:26,395 --> 00:11:27,646
我每天起床時

222
00:11:29,106 --> 00:11:33,110
都盼望能找回一開始的感覺

223
00:11:33,986 --> 00:11:37,239
但或許婚姻就是這樣,對吧?

224
00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:41,577
我會繼續努力的,你知道我會的

225
00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:45,163
可以出發了!

226
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:51,044
-那個,小子,你得穿褲子
-對

227
00:11:51,128 --> 00:11:53,046
-那個...
-我們快去穿褲子

228
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,225
我是說我不知道該怎麼做

229
00:12:05,851 --> 00:12:08,312
你知道的,婚姻真複雜

230
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:10,314
有各種不同的挑戰

231
00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:13,567
我不懂,抱歉

232
00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:14,860
你結過婚嗎?

233
00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:19,448
有,小內,教練對感情的看法

234
00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:21,909
跟他烤牛排的看法差不多

235
00:12:21,992 --> 00:12:25,370
你知道的,烤一面的時間如果超過五分鐘
味道就流失了

236
00:12:25,454 --> 00:12:27,706
-教練,差不多是這樣吧?
-對

237
00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:29,791
你介意我問你一個私人問題嗎?

238
00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:30,792
問吧

239
00:12:30,876 --> 00:12:32,211
要是你擔心自己的婚姻狀況

240
00:12:32,294 --> 00:12:36,089
為什麼要飛7142公里來這裡呢?

241
00:12:36,173 --> 00:12:38,759
你居然能順口說出這麼準確的數字

242
00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:40,719
我爸以前是名地圖繪製員

243
00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:44,473
他常說我0.0016公里高

244
00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:49,520
對,問得好,我為什麼要來?

245
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,689
我想我在某個程度上了解到

246
00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:57,486
我經常在家所帶來的好處並不多

247
00:12:59,363 --> 00:13:02,199
像是每次我想幫她解決問題

248
00:13:03,909 --> 00:13:07,162
或是做什麼甜蜜的舉動
都會造成反效果

249
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:11,250
然後她跟我們的諮商師認為

250
00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:15,796
最好的方式可能是給她一些空間

251
00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:20,759
所以我就給她七千...

252
00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:21,677
一百四十二

253
00:13:22,594 --> 00:13:24,179
一百四十二公里的空間

254
00:13:26,557 --> 00:13:29,685
抱歉打斷你們
有人跟我說我的手機在這裡

255
00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:32,312
謝天謝地

256
00:13:32,396 --> 00:13:34,731
我刪了一些應用程式
讓手機用起來更流暢

257
00:13:34,815 --> 00:13:36,358
希望不是海戰棋

258
00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:38,569
反正我也花太多時間在那遊戲上了

259
00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:41,321
我就不打擾你們研擬戰術了

260
00:13:41,405 --> 00:13:43,282
朋友,先別急著走

261
00:13:43,365 --> 00:13:45,158
可以問問你對某件事的看法嗎?

262
00:13:45,242 --> 00:13:47,286
當然可以

263
00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:52,040
我很興奮能被邀請到這祕密會所

264
00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:55,210
這是所謂的萊索團隊

265
00:13:55,294 --> 00:13:57,588
你跟你太太在一起很久了吧?

266
00:13:58,005 --> 00:14:01,175
對,二十八年

267
00:14:01,258 --> 00:14:03,468
五個兒子、三隻狗

268
00:14:03,552 --> 00:14:07,389
還有一隻二十歲的貓
牠即將到來的死訊會讓我徹底心碎

269
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:10,601
還有一間勉強容得下我們所有人的小屋子

270
00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:12,686
這感覺是很完美的人生

271
00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:16,523
但你們應該還是有過低潮期吧?

272
00:14:16,607 --> 00:14:20,861
你沒有聽到我說五個兒子
一間小屋子跟快死的貓嗎?

273
00:14:23,739 --> 00:14:24,907
但重點就在這裡,對吧?

274
00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:28,952
要是你跟對的人在一起
低潮期也不難度過

275
00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:36,084
快打911報警,這裡有顆真相彈

276
00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:40,005
-在這裡應該要打999
-是999

277
00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:41,340
-對,沒錯
-緊急專線?

278
00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:43,008
感覺真傷腦筋

279
00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:45,427
如果小朋友或是屁股不小心坐到電話

280
00:14:45,511 --> 00:14:46,637
-因為全都是同一個按鍵
-對

281
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,639
可能會來一堆警車

282
00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:50,599
-跟救護車
-對

283
00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:52,559
-這種事常發生,對吧?
-對

284
00:14:52,643 --> 00:14:54,686
-原來是因為這樣
-現在你知道了

285
00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:56,980
亞羅懷特與克里斯鮑爾

286
00:14:57,064 --> 00:15:00,567
在瑞奇蒙的主場尼爾森路球場
為您帶來現場直播

287
00:15:00,651 --> 00:15:02,277
好,各位來圍個圈吧

288
00:15:02,361 --> 00:15:04,029
-把他們打個落花流水
-來吧,各位小子

289
00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,572
把手伸出來

290
00:15:05,656 --> 00:15:07,908
數到三,一、二、三

291
00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:09,993
-瑞奇蒙!
-走吧!

292
00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:15,249
走吧!

293
00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:23,382
傑米,你有潔癖嗎?

294
00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:25,467
因為我想知道你為什麼不把手

295
00:15:25,551 --> 00:15:26,468
跟其他隊員放在一起

296
00:15:26,552 --> 00:15:27,594
我不想

297
00:15:29,638 --> 00:15:32,641
你有時候真的很像我奶奶拿遙控器的樣子

298
00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:34,226
把按鈕亂按一通

299
00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:39,147
我們來談個協議怎麼樣?

300
00:15:39,231 --> 00:15:40,607
好,請說

301
00:15:40,691 --> 00:15:44,570
你可以繼續鬼扯你那套團隊精神的道理

302
00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:49,825
但我不會鳥你,因為這球隊超爛的

303
00:15:51,243 --> 00:15:54,246
得分全靠我,球迷們也只想看我

304
00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:56,832
這條件公平吧?把手伸出來

305
00:15:57,708 --> 00:15:59,585
我是想討論一下其中的細微差別

306
00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:01,044
不過我今天心情不是很好

307
00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:02,546
反正不管你怎麼說

308
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:05,340
我腦中只聽見觀眾們在我今晚得分後

309
00:16:05,424 --> 00:16:06,842
呼喊著我的名字

310
00:16:07,301 --> 00:16:12,264
傑米塔特...傑米塔特...

311
00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:15,309
感覺很動聽,但我現在沒空跟你鬼扯

312
00:16:15,392 --> 00:16:16,768
爸!

313
00:16:16,852 --> 00:16:20,022
男子漢,你來了

314
00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:22,733
-傑米塔特?
-小朋友,你好

315
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:24,359
可以請你幫我的球衣簽名嗎?

316
00:16:25,235 --> 00:16:26,486
好,轉過去

317
00:16:27,905 --> 00:16:28,989
很酷吧?

318
00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:33,368
我下回得分時,不只是我個人得分

319
00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:37,331
也是你的得分

320
00:16:38,916 --> 00:16:42,252
是我們兩人共同的得分

321
00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:44,588
-太酷了
-好孩子

322
00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:47,716
好孩子

323
00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:51,720
來,我們走吧

324
00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:57,267
傑米塔特...傑米塔特...

325
00:16:57,351 --> 00:16:58,810
-守門員,拜託!
-林克找到空檔

326
00:16:58,894 --> 00:17:00,229
他往後退射門

327
00:17:00,312 --> 00:17:02,731
這名加拿大中場球員踢進了漂亮的一球!

328
00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:06,777
-該死的!
-我恨死那超遜的北七!死萊索!

329
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:10,030
-不過他家人很友善
-保羅,可惡!別把他當人看!

330
00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:13,575
開場後才六分鐘,瑞奇蒙就以零比二落後

331
00:17:13,659 --> 00:17:14,492
北七!北七!

332
00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:16,994
瑞奇蒙球員們大聲表達他們的不滿

333
00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:18,079
北七!北七!

334
00:17:18,163 --> 00:17:20,082
克里斯,要是這狀況持續的話

335
00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:23,669
萊索待在瑞奇蒙的任期
不會太長,而且會很辛苦

336
00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:26,088
塔特接到了球,聰明的舉動

337
00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:27,798
-傑米加油
-他找到了空檔

338
00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:29,174
歐布桑野在他右邊

339
00:17:29,258 --> 00:17:32,970
他要獨力完成,進得漂亮!

340
00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:35,681
傑米塔特靠他個人踢進了漂亮的一球

341
00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:37,891
傑米塔特太屌了!

342
00:17:37,975 --> 00:17:42,229
傑米塔特...傑米塔特...

343
00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:45,232
幸好有超級新星傑米塔特

344
00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:48,819
瑞奇蒙在比賽進行到29分鐘時
將比數追到了二比一

345
00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:51,113
-我!
-他在大喊什麼?

346
00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:55,242
“我”,他指著自己的背號名字
不斷地大喊著“我”

347
00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:56,827
我!

348
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:59,079
我以為他在說“肉”

349
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:01,206
不過你的說法合理多了

350
00:18:01,832 --> 00:18:04,168
-加油!
-歐布桑野加入進攻行列

351
00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:06,920
-這名奈及利亞球員被撞倒了
-太扯了!

352
00:18:07,546 --> 00:18:10,465
裁判!拜託!他們不能一直這樣!

353
00:18:11,008 --> 00:18:13,343
班森收到了一張黃牌

354
00:18:13,427 --> 00:18:17,181
這感覺是輕判,歐布桑野還倒在地上

355
00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:18,765
-他可能受傷了
-對

356
00:18:18,849 --> 00:18:20,726
兄弟,不好意思

357
00:18:21,185 --> 00:18:24,438
你!去看看你的隊友!

358
00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:28,358
隊長教訓了一下這名超級新星

359
00:18:28,442 --> 00:18:29,776
他的做法並沒有錯

360
00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:32,905
-山姆?
-幹嘛?

361
00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:35,240
我得把你搬過去那裡,好了

362
00:18:35,324 --> 00:18:37,826
-你到底是怎麼搞的?
-這是什麼情形?

363
00:18:37,910 --> 00:18:39,745
坎特跟塔特打起來了!

364
00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:42,915
-好了!你們快住手!
-希望他們能冷靜下來

365
00:18:42,998 --> 00:18:44,041
看我殺了你!

366
00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:45,083
你們是同一隊的!

367
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:48,170
-亞羅,這太扯了
-克里斯,你有打過你的隊友嗎?

368
00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:50,255
-你瘋了嗎?搞什麼?
-沒有,但我快瘋了

369
00:18:50,339 --> 00:18:51,465
-他是跟我同隊的隊員
-對

370
00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:53,509
-其實我有點羨慕
-搞什麼...

371
00:18:53,592 --> 00:18:56,929
我們在2001年的新堡大賽後
就沒看過這種情形

372
00:18:57,012 --> 00:19:01,099
這讓本球季持續處於低潮的瑞奇蒙
更加雪上加霜

373
00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:03,602
山姆,你沒事吧?

374
00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:05,646
其實根本就不會痛了

375
00:19:05,729 --> 00:19:08,440
但大家這麼大驚小怪的
我想還是繼續躺著比較好

376
00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:11,026
聽著

377
00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:14,112
我拉你起來時,你要假裝跛得很嚴重

378
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:17,157
然後你要裝出
咬著牙繼續奮力參賽的樣子

379
00:19:17,741 --> 00:19:19,785
-球迷們最愛這招了
-好

380
00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:24,706
歐布桑野站起來了,但他能繼續參賽嗎?

381
00:19:24,790 --> 00:19:26,041
他沒事吧?

382
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:28,377
看來他要忍痛繼續參賽

383
00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:31,463
多麼令人佩服的決心

384
00:19:31,547 --> 00:19:32,756
山姆,好樣的!

385
00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:37,344
塔特準備踢自由球
這球將有機會追平比數

386
00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:40,389
他會與隊友合作,或是獨力完成呢?

387
00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:43,475
問塔特這種問題等於白問

388
00:19:50,732 --> 00:19:52,484
他成功進球了!

389
00:19:52,568 --> 00:19:55,737
傑米塔特個人得了兩分
讓瑞奇蒙在比賽進行了38分鐘後

390
00:19:55,821 --> 00:19:57,531
追平了比數

391
00:19:57,614 --> 00:19:59,324
亞羅,他是個很特別的球員

392
00:19:59,408 --> 00:20:00,409
你看看

393
00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:04,746
瑞奇蒙如果沒有他,真不知道該怎麼辦

394
00:20:08,834 --> 00:20:09,835
我等一下就回來

395
00:20:10,794 --> 00:20:12,212
我!我!

396
00:20:13,547 --> 00:20:17,801
我們從沒看過這種狀況
泰德萊索跑進觀眾席

397
00:20:17,885 --> 00:20:19,803
他要去哪裡?

398
00:20:21,013 --> 00:20:22,764
他爬樓梯爬得真快

399
00:20:22,848 --> 00:20:25,601
泰德萊索的心肺耐力真不是蓋的

400
00:20:25,684 --> 00:20:26,685
他沒事吧?

401
00:20:28,562 --> 00:20:30,480
-芮貝卡
-泰德

402
00:20:30,564 --> 00:20:32,524
-爸,你表現得很棒
-對,你可以的

403
00:20:32,608 --> 00:20:33,609
謝謝你們

404
00:20:33,692 --> 00:20:35,152
我想把傑米換下場

405
00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:38,071
但我想先知會妳一聲

406
00:20:39,031 --> 00:20:40,866
泰德,你是球隊經理

407
00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:43,952
所以我會全力支持你的決定

408
00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:46,163
謝啦,老闆,好
各位待會見

409
00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:47,289
爸,再見

410
00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:54,379
萊索教練好像決定再次加入
賽況有所好轉的比賽中

411
00:20:54,463 --> 00:20:57,049
羅伯茲,暖一下身,你要上場了
動作快

412
00:20:57,132 --> 00:20:59,301
螢光男,我們要換人

413
00:20:59,384 --> 00:21:00,886
-把9號換成16號,懂了嗎?
-好

414
00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:02,471
謝謝

415
00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:10,812
好

416
00:21:10,896 --> 00:21:13,732
看來萊索準備提早換人

417
00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:15,984
他要讓羅伯茲

418
00:21:16,944 --> 00:21:18,362
替換傑米塔特上場?

419
00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:21,365
他是我們最棒的球員!

420
00:21:22,407 --> 00:21:23,408
我?

421
00:21:23,492 --> 00:21:24,952
你到底在搞什麼?

422
00:21:25,035 --> 00:21:28,247
搞什麼鬼!

423
00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:29,873
搞什麼?

424
00:21:29,957 --> 00:21:32,292
他要將最佳球員換下場

425
00:21:32,376 --> 00:21:34,837
距離上半場結束只剩不到一分鐘

426
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,880
-北七!北七!
-16號的羅比羅伯茲

427
00:21:36,964 --> 00:21:38,507
替換9號的傑米塔特

428
00:21:38,590 --> 00:21:40,467
你表現得很棒,幫我們追平了比數

429
00:21:40,551 --> 00:21:43,971
閉嘴,你這死白癡

430
00:21:45,556 --> 00:21:48,684
裁判看著錶,中場休息時間到了

431
00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:51,603
萊索會在更衣室裡收到什麼反應?

432
00:21:51,687 --> 00:21:52,938
(塔特)

433
00:22:03,866 --> 00:22:05,617
坐好認真聽

434
00:22:12,666 --> 00:22:13,959
現在比數追平了

435
00:22:15,335 --> 00:22:16,336
你們表現得很好

436
00:22:18,755 --> 00:22:23,093
各位,我們被對手抑制住了
所以得改變策略

437
00:22:23,177 --> 00:22:25,762
我知道有時候改變挺嚇人的

438
00:22:25,846 --> 00:22:29,766
上一分鐘你還在下課時間
跟朋友們玩鬼抓人遊戲

439
00:22:29,850 --> 00:22:33,228
之後你卻發現自己長了青春痘
聲音也變低沉了

440
00:22:33,312 --> 00:22:36,607
每次你的美術老師史坎隆小姐
在你桌旁彎下身

441
00:22:36,690 --> 00:22:40,194
看你的作品時,你內心就雀躍不已

442
00:22:44,281 --> 00:22:48,535
她是個引人注目的女子
不是一般的美女,不過很醒目

443
00:22:50,329 --> 00:22:52,080
那是我第一次看見日光浴的痕跡

444
00:22:52,998 --> 00:22:54,583
但大多數的狀況下,改變是好事

445
00:22:55,459 --> 00:22:57,294
我認為重點就在這裡

446
00:22:58,837 --> 00:23:00,339
擁抱改變

447
00:23:00,756 --> 00:23:02,257
勇敢面對

448
00:23:02,341 --> 00:23:06,845
盡自己所能讓你生命中的人

449
00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:09,973
也能繼續他們的人生

450
00:23:11,767 --> 00:23:13,018
因為這可能是

451
00:23:14,186 --> 00:23:16,813
你唯一能讓她快樂的方法

452
00:23:24,321 --> 00:23:26,406
我說的“她”指的當然是足球小姐

453
00:23:28,492 --> 00:23:29,868
轉得還真好

454
00:23:30,744 --> 00:23:33,830
山姆,我們要在下半場
把你轉到中場位置

455
00:23:34,623 --> 00:23:37,167
比德會跟你們說明其他有改變的地方

456
00:23:37,251 --> 00:23:38,961
最後還有一點

457
00:23:39,044 --> 00:23:41,421
大家專心看著我

458
00:23:45,592 --> 00:23:46,426
(相信)

459
00:23:51,765 --> 00:23:53,976
-我本來就不喜歡塔特
-羅伊,我們知道

460
00:23:54,059 --> 00:23:55,477
大家快點過來

461
00:23:56,979 --> 00:23:58,814
傷停補時的時間還剩下兩分鐘

462
00:23:58,897 --> 00:24:01,024
雙方依舊是二比二平手

463
00:24:01,108 --> 00:24:03,610
就算沒有傑米塔特
瑞奇蒙的表現依舊出色

464
00:24:03,694 --> 00:24:04,695
好機會

465
00:24:05,237 --> 00:24:07,781
他有空檔,很好

466
00:24:07,865 --> 00:24:10,742
庫克柏恩傳來了一個直塞球
坎特全速衝刺!

467
00:24:10,826 --> 00:24:11,702
加油!

468
00:24:11,785 --> 00:24:13,370
坎特只需再擺脫一人

469
00:24:13,453 --> 00:24:15,914
他可以獨立進球

470
00:24:15,998 --> 00:24:20,544
但他把球傳給無人防守的歐布桑野

471
00:24:23,839 --> 00:24:26,341
他進球得分!

472
00:24:27,634 --> 00:24:28,886
我的天哪!

473
00:24:30,220 --> 00:24:34,933
瑞奇蒙在比賽結束前一分鐘領先得分

474
00:24:41,773 --> 00:24:45,944
24號山姆歐布桑野
幫瑞奇蒙踢進了第三球

475
00:24:55,037 --> 00:24:56,955
太好了!

476
00:24:57,039 --> 00:24:59,917
-抱歉!我太開心了!
-沒關係,我超愛你這種活力的!

477
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,711
-教練,幫我把他抱下來
-好!

478
00:25:06,006 --> 00:25:07,007
這樣才對!

479
00:25:07,090 --> 00:25:11,261
各位,你們表現得太棒了!
超讚的!好!

480
00:25:11,970 --> 00:25:13,263
你剛剛那招很有男人味

481
00:25:14,806 --> 00:25:17,476
羅伊,我們這裡全是男人
沒有別的味道了

482
00:25:17,559 --> 00:25:20,562
好!很好!你們的表現太好了

483
00:25:21,522 --> 00:25:22,731
教練,你覺得怎麼樣?

484
00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:24,775
教練,你聽到了嗎?

485
00:25:25,442 --> 00:25:27,444
北七!北七!

486
00:25:27,528 --> 00:25:29,238
又是那個詞,對吧?

487
00:25:30,239 --> 00:25:31,740
對,不過不太一樣

488
00:25:33,075 --> 00:25:37,287
對,有點像是1980年代時
超壞其實是正面的意思,對吧?

489
00:25:38,038 --> 00:25:39,414
當時的總統是誰?

490
00:25:40,082 --> 00:25:43,293
-羅納德雷根
-“雷根?那個演員?”

491
00:25:43,377 --> 00:25:48,173
天哪,我超愛看你演布朗博士的
每次都超有梗的

492
00:25:55,472 --> 00:25:58,809
爸!爸!

493
00:25:58,892 --> 00:26:00,644
你來了!

494
00:26:02,521 --> 00:26:04,314
很不錯吧?我們贏了一場比賽

495
00:26:04,398 --> 00:26:05,399
-爸?
-怎麼了?

496
00:26:05,482 --> 00:26:06,817
北七是什麼意思?

497
00:26:07,776 --> 00:26:09,653
小子,那是...

498
00:26:10,404 --> 00:26:13,824
那是指一個喜歡單獨想事情的人
懂了嗎?

499
00:26:13,907 --> 00:26:15,492
我來給你好一點的視野,準備好了嗎?

500
00:26:16,368 --> 00:26:18,120
小子,你在上面好好看一下

501
00:26:18,203 --> 00:26:21,874
跟大家揮揮手,對
讓他們看見你、認識你

502
00:26:24,501 --> 00:26:26,253
可惡

503
00:26:29,381 --> 00:26:30,382
好

504
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:32,801
觸球

505
00:26:36,638 --> 00:26:40,184
我不斷回想我們當時在校園初次見面時

506
00:26:42,644 --> 00:26:46,440
當時偌大的停車場裡只有我們兩個人

507
00:26:48,942 --> 00:26:50,652
超巧的

508
00:26:50,736 --> 00:26:53,614
我們都沒想到兩人之間會有什麼進展

509
00:26:55,616 --> 00:26:57,034
-是你
-我嚇到妳了嗎?

510
00:26:57,117 --> 00:27:00,245
你在夜間的停車場靠近一個女生

511
00:27:01,622 --> 00:27:03,665
對,羅伊,你嚇到我了

512
00:27:03,749 --> 00:27:06,793
對不起,我是個白癡
我昨天那樣也很白癡

513
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:08,921
沒事的

514
00:27:14,426 --> 00:27:15,427
晚安,綺莉

515
00:27:17,638 --> 00:27:18,639
晚安,羅伊

516
00:27:20,057 --> 00:27:22,518
回顧我們兩人一起經歷過的日子

517
00:27:23,310 --> 00:27:25,229
我完全不後悔

518
00:27:27,272 --> 00:27:28,273
現在也是

519
00:27:30,317 --> 00:27:31,527
你想說什麼?

520
00:27:32,611 --> 00:27:35,781
蜜雪兒,要是我可以做些什麼

521
00:27:35,864 --> 00:27:39,493
或是說些什麼來讓妳快樂的話

522
00:27:40,577 --> 00:27:42,079
只要妳別離開我,我都願意去做

523
00:27:42,663 --> 00:27:44,373
我會毫不猶豫地去做

524
00:27:44,456 --> 00:27:46,625
但那些都不是我能掌握的

525
00:27:48,919 --> 00:27:50,671
妳不用再繼續勉強努力了

526
00:27:52,172 --> 00:27:53,173
沒關係

527
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:57,803
我會沒事的,好嗎?

528
00:28:05,561 --> 00:28:07,354
好,快速腳步移動,很好

529
00:28:07,437 --> 00:28:08,438
可惡

530
00:28:10,274 --> 00:28:13,360
我答應過自己,人生中的每件事
我都不會半途而廢

531
00:28:14,069 --> 00:28:15,487
泰德,但你並沒有半途而廢

532
00:28:17,698 --> 00:28:19,366
你只是放手讓我走

533
00:28:23,912 --> 00:28:24,913
對

534
00:28:25,497 --> 00:28:26,498
來吧

535
00:28:31,044 --> 00:28:32,045
準備好了嗎?

536
00:28:32,129 --> 00:28:33,505
-好了
-好,謝謝

537
00:28:33,589 --> 00:28:35,799
-不客氣
-夏儂,謝謝妳

538
00:28:35,883 --> 00:28:39,553
小子,球季一結束
我就馬上去找你,好嗎?

539
00:28:39,636 --> 00:28:41,346
我們會每天講電話嗎?

540
00:28:41,430 --> 00:28:43,932
當然會,男子漢,你知道我們本來就會

541
00:28:44,016 --> 00:28:46,310
讓我抱一下,好

542
00:28:49,563 --> 00:28:51,607
好了

543
00:28:52,274 --> 00:28:55,402
我愛你,去吧

544
00:29:59,883 --> 00:30:02,886
北七,你今晚的表現不錯

545
00:30:04,388 --> 00:30:05,722
謝謝

546
00:30:05,806 --> 00:30:08,433
繼續看下去,我們可能會逆轉勝

547
00:30:56,523 --> 00:30:58,525
字幕翻譯:Wanyin Tsai