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不...

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不,特雷弗,不
袋子要推入一點,好嗎?

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要盡用所有空間,推到最入,謝謝

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裡面怎麼了?好

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要把這些袋移一移位,否則會滾來滾去

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可以移動...有人嗎?

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有人在裡面,天啊

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對了,差點忘記了
你知道我們明天作賽愛華頓嗎?

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-對
-那不是個城市

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-這是個利物浦的球隊
-就像披頭四樂隊!

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如果你看到約翰、保羅、佐治或靈高
你可以拍張照嗎?

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沒問題,乖仔

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好,我要繼續工作了,好嗎?

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好,媽媽想跟你談,等等

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-我愛你,乖仔
-我也愛你

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你還沒有告訴他約翰和佐治已經過世?

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他們甚麼?

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是基思理查茲做的

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嗨,乜都得

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-嗨,你好嗎?
-很好

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工作如何?一切安好嗎?

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對不起,我知道這個決定不容易
但有看到律師寄給你的文件嗎?

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我知道,對了

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就在這裡

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我看完會簽名
然後會寄回給你,我答應你

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好,謝謝,明天祝你好運,我們會看的

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好的

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(奪目鮮花公司
莉碧嘉,周年快樂!)

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(按以下連結獲取八折鮮花優惠)

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-好姐妹旅行!
-利物浦,我們來了

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老實說

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你邀請我今個周末一起去,我真的很高興

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沒甚麼

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但我們都是單身,你又明艷照人

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如果我摻一腳入女同性戀群

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我找不到比你更吸引的女人

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不,琪麗,我想你搞錯了

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我一開始的確是
但後來我想:“來吧,琪麗

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放鬆點,跟你的新朋友好好做愛”

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我說笑而已

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天啊

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我以為你是認真的,你想像過那畫面嗎?

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我有

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看來今天的飛機上有個新乘客

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其實琪麗會取代你的位置,希堅斯

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對不起

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出發前我要先去個洗手間

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在樓下見,莉碧嘉

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沒問題,我很享受
坐球隊旅遊巴的開心時光

50
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不,我想你這周末留在這裡

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做些瑣碎工作

52
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各位,準備好向愛華頓
展示我們的真本事了嗎?

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謝謝,丹尼

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天啊,為甚麼大家那麼提不起勁?

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怎麼了?碧昂絲拋棄傑斯了嗎?

56
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不,不是這樣

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好了,說出來讓我馬上傷心起來

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看看到底發生甚麼事

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各位,認真的,跟我說
發生甚麼事了?

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不,沒有事

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-對,我沒事
-好

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我們心情不好是因為我們沒從贏過愛華頓

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搞鬼錯!

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別這樣

65
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離上次打敗愛華頓是甚麼時候?

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-60年前
-天啊

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嘩,真的很久,好

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知道原因了

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奧拜恩臀部受傷,我們大失所望

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是大腿後側肌群,教練

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你是臀部受傷,不用感到羞愧
好嗎?時有發生的

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運動員常會臀部受傷,不只你一人

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教練,你臀部受了幾次傷對嗎?

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-三次
-三次

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臀部肌肉很厲害,我保證你的傷會痊癒的

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奧拜恩臀部受傷,但另一面的曙光是

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來自蒙特利爾的球員會接替當守門員

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-為左羅鼓掌
-應該唸“佐羅”

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-對不起,左羅
-“佐羅”

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我不知道我唸錯了甚麼

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各位,重點是除非大家有水晶球

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否則我們也不會知道明天會發生甚麼事

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所以我們才要踢比賽

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大聲叫口聲!倒數三聲後大叫列治文!
一、二、三!

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-列治文!
-好了,走吧

86
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-嗨,教練
-嗨,有甚麼可以幫你嗎?

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自從占美塔特重返曼城

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作賽成績一負一平手,沒有任何入球

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-對
-我想問

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你會擔心降班的威脅嗎?

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天啊,我現在最關注的是何謂降班

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你可以告訴我嗎,馬吉斯?

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只想知道占美塔特離隊後你有何感想

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好

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如果要我老實說,我有點傷心

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我覺得當教練最有趣的是

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你與球員建立的關係

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相比在球場上發生的事

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這令我更傷心,而且傷心的日子亦更長

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好,我們在利物浦見,好嗎?

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好

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喂!最慢到的就是傻仔!

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甚麼?

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喂,他在這裡

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-見到你真好
-好,走吧

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《乜都得教練》

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這邊請,這是總統套房,希望你滿意

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想我為你介紹房間內的用品嗎?

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不用,謝謝

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我和我的女朋友想快快搞一次
然後洗澡

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晚上再去市中心

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歡迎來到利物浦

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甚麼?他可以馬上花了那些貼士

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我剛剛跟他說的事夠他想一輩子

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不,不是你...天啊

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這是我和魯伯特的周年紀念周末,而且...

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-這是我第一次自己過...
-沒事的

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謝謝你

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攬得很久

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提提你,酒店的傢俬要留在房間內

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不能搬到走廊或泳池

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也不能運到你家或其他酒店,好嗎?

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好了,各位,一小時後我們一起進餐

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之後會看電影或打枕頭大戰

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今次想做甚麼?

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看電影

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好,但你們總有一次會選“打枕頭大戰”

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不用再一起看電影

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-這是給你的,教練
-謝謝

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-這是給你的
-謝謝

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5150號房,終於

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山米海格,范海倫歷來最佳主唱

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-在後大衛李羅斯年代
-謝謝

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-教練,你幾號房?
-5148

135
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-好
-好鄰居

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你好,我們還未收到點了的香檳,謝謝

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好問題,請等等

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要禮賓部替我們預訂今晚的餐廳嗎?

139
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雪普利扒房的食物和環境都一流

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是嗎?好,就吃牛扒吧

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是,請在扒房預約二人位

142
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晚上八時好嗎?

143
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商業中心24小時都開放

144
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好吧

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這跟商業中心有何關係?

146
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來賓也可以享用我們先進的健身房

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設有最新健身器材

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例如壺鈴!

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天啊

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利物浦的夜生活五光十色

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從酒吧、夜店到亞洲卡拉OK,應有盡有!

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我都忘記了自己有拍過

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-如果你喜歡藝術...
-對,夠了

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這個周末我們要向前看

155
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香檳來了,我們要狂歡暢飲,享用美食

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把過去留在過去

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-這樣好嗎?
-好極了

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一說曹操,曹操就到

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喂,衰婆

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即使沒有那個老鬼替你付款
仍然給你最大的房間

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好,魯伯特去死吧!

162
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她是誰?你的情婦嗎?她是俄羅斯人嗎?

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-你是俄羅斯人嗎?
-一,我愛你,二,你是誰?

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跟你介紹弗洛哥連斯
是我從小到大的摰友

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出色的兒童心理學家,最近重回單身

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是12歲羅拉的媽媽,她是我契女

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嘩

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我在過去六年都沒有跟她們說過話

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天啊,衰婆

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提我要把你放在我葬禮演說名單上

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嗨,我是弗洛,或者可以叫我“麻煩女”
我都不介意

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你聽說了離婚的事嗎?

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我在派對上碰到達倫
我們搞上後他告訴我的

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這有甚麼出奇?但由他說出仍然有點奇怪

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對,今晚有甚麼計劃?

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我應該打電話去服務台嗎?要件睡袍?

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看看我帶了甚麼來

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在出面的客房服務餐車偷的

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你真厲害!

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對了,我是琪麗,你好!

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我知道你是誰

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我的前夫喜歡像個瘋子般看著你來自慰
所以...

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我覺得我們明天能打敗他們
會很幼稚嗎?

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-不,我們實力不相伯仲
-沒錯

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你覺得呢,尼敦?
你覺得他們會贏嗎?

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我覺得他們會施展渾身解數

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看?就是這樣,我說的就是這樣

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好,尼敦,如果你是我
你會跟他們說甚麼?

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不,我不會...

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喂,我只是問你意見,明白嗎?

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-好
-你有建議,對吧?

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-好
-已經想清楚,可以說了嗎?

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-說給我聽
-不

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為甚麼?為甚麼要害怕告訴我?

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你會不喜歡我的建議,令你討厭我

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然後你會辭退我

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我便要搬回去跟父母住
他們會對我感到羞恥

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所有人知道後會把我笑到面都黃

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不好意思

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至少他沒有結巴

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(米歇爾拉素)

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(一直煩你對不起
你有時間看看那些文件嗎?親親)

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我要處理一些事,明早見,好嗎?

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喂,幫我一個忙,替我照顧他們

205
00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:27,503
因為到了第74分鐘,他們都會哭成一團

206
00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:29,463
我也會是其中一人

207
00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:34,259
好,我甚麼都沒有準備

208
00:10:34,343 --> 00:10:37,471
找我當伴娘不是個明智之舉
特別是在無限免費酒可喝的場地

209
00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:39,097
對,她是周末之星

210
00:10:39,181 --> 00:10:42,059
-對,我令艾爾頓約翰興奮
-你甚麼?

211
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,394
-不,不可能
-對,我有!

212
00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:46,355
他多次否認

213
00:10:46,438 --> 00:10:48,273
他經常自打嘴巴,不是嗎?

214
00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:54,238
女士們想再喝一瓶嗎?或許要點甜品?

215
00:10:54,905 --> 00:10:58,075
我這位單身火辣好友

216
00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:01,245
會更想有其他下文

217
00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:04,081
如果你可以做到的話

218
00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:07,042
我稍後再過來

219
00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:08,210
謝謝,不好意思

220
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,548
我真不相信你會這樣做

221
00:11:12,965 --> 00:11:14,132
閉嘴,你明明很喜歡

222
00:11:14,216 --> 00:11:16,260
好,我要去吸口煙,衰婆?

223
00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:17,636
不,我戒煙了

224
00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:21,306
但你仍然很火辣

225
00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:28,564
對,我不知道,只是...

226
00:11:29,565 --> 00:11:33,527
試試大力點按沖水?好,再見

227
00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:35,946
嗨,有甚麼可以幫到你?

228
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:38,198
你好嗎?不知道你們有沒有傳真機?

229
00:11:38,866 --> 00:11:39,867
傳真機?

230
00:11:41,535 --> 00:11:45,289
好,好問題,請稍等一會兒

231
00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:47,875
我問一問同事,看看有甚麼辦法

232
00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:51,753
傳真機?你要發文件回1997年嗎?

233
00:11:51,837 --> 00:11:54,256
對,告訴我自己要買蘋果公司的股票

234
00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:55,799
好主意

235
00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:59,011
可以告訴我去殺死羅琳
然後撰寫第一本《哈利波特》嗎?

236
00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:02,014
可以,我或許會寫“處理掉”
而不是“殺死”

237
00:12:02,097 --> 00:12:03,098
這樣便沒有文字紀錄

238
00:12:04,266 --> 00:12:06,226
-對了,我是乜都得
-麻煩女

239
00:12:06,727 --> 00:12:08,395
麻煩女?就像藍精靈嗎?

240
00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:11,148
我不知道藍精靈有麻煩女,有的嗎?

241
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,232
太差了

242
00:12:12,316 --> 00:12:14,860
充滿個性的藍精靈一定會更好看

243
00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:18,363
好,我會告訴他
再告訴我審訊的結果,好,再見

244
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,658
我們這裡沒有傳真機了

245
00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:23,911
但禮賓部找到

246
00:12:23,994 --> 00:12:27,414
在八英里外的克羅克斯泰思一間曬燈店有

247
00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:28,707
好,沒問題

248
00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:31,793
我會去附近有飛鴿傳書的美甲店

249
00:12:33,629 --> 00:12:35,255
-不過也謝謝你,好的
-好

250
00:12:35,839 --> 00:12:36,924
很高興認識你

251
00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:38,759
好,有甚麼可以幫到你?

252
00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:40,844
我本來想出去吸煙

253
00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:43,096
希望我離座後,我的朋友會埋單

254
00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:46,892
然後我看到湯瑪斯馬格紐在排隊
我便想跟他調情一下

255
00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:49,603
-看看會發生甚麼事,你明白嗎?
-祝你好運

256
00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:52,022
我想我搞垮了

257
00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:56,944
其實我半小時後就下班,如果你想...

258
00:12:57,027 --> 00:12:58,195
你當然不想了,是吧?

259
00:13:00,322 --> 00:13:02,032
你是自己所選擇成為的人

260
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,454
超人

261
00:13:10,666 --> 00:13:13,794
我剛剛遇到萬寶路人...

262
00:13:13,877 --> 00:13:16,713
-衰婆去了哪裡?她拋下你了?
-不,她去洗手間

263
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,298
為甚麼叫她做“衰婆”?

264
00:13:19,091 --> 00:13:21,218
我還記得她搬進這城市的那天

265
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,262
她比我高,胸比我大

266
00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:26,390
家族富裕,七年級開學的第一天

267
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:29,142
我便跟所有人說她叫“衰婆”

268
00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:30,644
真搞笑

269
00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:33,230
敬令我們認識的人

270
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,523
敬莉碧嘉

271
00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:37,818
不,不是敬莉碧嘉

272
00:13:38,944 --> 00:13:39,945
甚麼意思?

273
00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:42,281
不,真正的莉碧嘉很笨

274
00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:44,533
堅強但不冷漠

275
00:13:45,284 --> 00:13:47,494
-你有聽過她唱歌嗎?
-沒有

276
00:13:47,578 --> 00:13:49,121
歌聲甜美

277
00:13:50,122 --> 00:13:52,207
她和羅拉會一起高歌幾小時

278
00:13:52,291 --> 00:13:54,293
砌個雪人有三尺高

279
00:13:54,376 --> 00:13:56,211
-誰是羅拉?
-我女兒

280
00:13:56,295 --> 00:13:57,504
對

281
00:13:57,588 --> 00:14:00,132
如果你喜歡這樣的女人
你一定會喜歡莉碧嘉

282
00:14:01,592 --> 00:14:03,302
-準備好了嗎?
-結帳了嗎?

283
00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:05,888
-謝謝,維爾頓小姐
-好

284
00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:10,976
你想扮爭付錢嗎?

285
00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:12,936
對,很好玩,一起來吧

286
00:14:13,604 --> 00:14:16,148
你這個衰人!我剛也想付款!

287
00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:19,067
-我要拿信用卡出來
-真不敢相信你這樣做

288
00:14:19,151 --> 00:14:22,112
-我們要夾錢給你,太好了
-我等了六年...

289
00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:35,792
(離婚協議書)

290
00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:37,961
(米歇爾拉素
狄奧多泰德拉素)

291
00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:52,309
(我是拜恩斯旺森,是米歇爾的代表律師
她叫我跟你聯絡)

292
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:53,977
(好消息!你只需要拍下已簽署的文件
然後電郵給我便可以了)

293
00:15:10,619 --> 00:15:13,038
-你在做甚麼鬼?
-對不起,我只是...

294
00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:14,122
你甚麼?

295
00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:17,084
-這是甚麼?
-我對球隊的建議

296
00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:19,253
走吧,尼敦,過了宵禁時間了

297
00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:20,796
-走!走吧!
-對不起

298
00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:39,773
利物浦的夜生活五光十色

299
00:15:39,857 --> 00:15:45,571
從酒吧、夜店到亞洲卡拉OK,應有盡有!

300
00:15:45,654 --> 00:15:50,033
如果你喜歡藝術
或想令伴侶留下深刻印象

301
00:15:50,117 --> 00:15:51,952
利物浦有多間博物館和畫廊...

302
00:15:52,703 --> 00:15:56,164
歡迎來到古迪遜公園球場
今天有我阿洛懷特和克里斯包威爾

303
00:15:56,248 --> 00:15:58,959
各位!零食來了!

304
00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:02,379
試著不要在上半場就吃光
加油,列治文!

305
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:05,048
排名第八的愛華頓主場迎戰列治文球隊

306
00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:08,010
列治文現列第18位,面臨降班危機

307
00:16:08,093 --> 00:16:10,220
上次列治文在這球場勝出

308
00:16:10,304 --> 00:16:14,975
就數到貓王在英國推出
《It's Now or Never》的時候

309
00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:18,478
對由乜都得帶領的球員來說
絕對是個重要日子

310
00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:21,481
-尼敦,我可以跟我談談嗎?
-可以

311
00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:27,279
你沒事嗎?

312
00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:31,575
我想為昨晚的事道歉
我無緣無故罵了你一頓

313
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,785
真的很抱歉,希望你能原諒我

314
00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:36,330
當然...沒事的

315
00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:40,959
謝謝,我看了你的建議

316
00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:42,961
-好
-建議很好

317
00:16:44,463 --> 00:16:46,548
每一項我都同意

318
00:16:46,632 --> 00:16:48,509
但我不能跟他們說

319
00:16:48,592 --> 00:16:50,594
-但他們要知道的
-對

320
00:16:51,386 --> 00:16:52,513
所以要由你說

321
00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:54,556
你喝醉了嗎?

322
00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:57,267
你來說賽事戰術,然後讀給他們聽

323
00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:01,522
-我不知道
-會很有趣的

324
00:17:03,524 --> 00:17:05,025
不...

325
00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:07,319
天啊

326
00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:09,154
好,各位聽好

327
00:17:09,238 --> 00:17:12,031
最近我覺得你們已經聽厭了我的聲音

328
00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:15,368
所以我邀請了徫大尼敦分享一下

329
00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:17,162
他對你們和今天賽事的想法和建議

330
00:17:17,246 --> 00:17:18,372
集中一下

331
00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,082
-交給你了,尼敦
-好

332
00:17:27,005 --> 00:17:29,967
-說吧,尼敦
-加油,你可以的

333
00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:33,053
-你可以的,尼敦,沒事的
-好,謝謝,開始吧

334
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:36,723
艾石

335
00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:41,520
好...你可以的,老友,知道嗎?

336
00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:42,646
好

337
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,064
我留意到最近...

338
00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:51,363
你的踢法畏首畏尾

339
00:17:54,992 --> 00:17:55,993
嘩

340
00:17:56,827 --> 00:17:58,328
你說甚麼鬼?

341
00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:02,457
你只專注扮強,而非真正踢得落力

342
00:18:02,541 --> 00:18:04,668
即使沒有肢體接觸
你也可以威嚇到對手

343
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,336
希望你不會介意我這樣說

344
00:18:08,005 --> 00:18:09,840
-森
-不

345
00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:11,800
你常在側擊被攔截

346
00:18:11,884 --> 00:18:13,010
這是因為你猶豫不決

347
00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:14,845
你的二次判斷很差

348
00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:17,931
我知道因為思想被囚禁的非洲人

349
00:18:18,015 --> 00:18:19,349
只有納爾遜曼德拉

350
00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:23,103
你聽到嗎?

351
00:18:23,187 --> 00:18:26,064
你覺得可笑嗎,哥連?
你的插花很垃圾

352
00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:27,608
我來問你,你有脫陰毛嗎?

353
00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:29,568
甚麼?

354
00:18:29,651 --> 00:18:31,862
你沒聽到嗎,笨蛋?
你有脫陰毛嗎?有還是沒有

355
00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:32,988
沒有

356
00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:35,157
但你為甚麼經常踢得像個巴西人?

357
00:18:35,741 --> 00:18:36,742
對

358
00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:39,203
發生甚麼事了?

359
00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:41,538
-羅哈斯
-來侮辱我吧,老友

360
00:18:41,622 --> 00:18:43,665
好,你說足球就是生命,對嗎?

361
00:18:43,749 --> 00:18:45,250
足球就是生命

362
00:18:45,334 --> 00:18:46,919
對,你的防守就是死亡

363
00:18:47,836 --> 00:18:50,839
我唯一見過守不住男人的就是凱莉布雷蕭

364
00:18:52,841 --> 00:18:54,635
《色慾都市》

365
00:18:56,595 --> 00:18:58,263
-對
-很串但有道理

366
00:18:58,347 --> 00:18:59,640
好,羅伊

367
00:19:09,608 --> 00:19:12,236
來吧,盡情說吧

368
00:19:13,695 --> 00:19:14,780
好

369
00:19:17,783 --> 00:19:19,284
不要讀出來

370
00:19:20,577 --> 00:19:21,870
看著我說給我聽

371
00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:25,499
偉大的羅伊肯特

372
00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:28,335
你老了

373
00:19:29,795 --> 00:19:33,173
速度慢了,不集中

374
00:19:33,257 --> 00:19:35,884
但你從來不是靠速度和小聰明

375
00:19:36,844 --> 00:19:39,763
你是靠怒氣,那是你的超能力

376
00:19:39,847 --> 00:19:42,683
這讓你成為聯賽史上最出色的中場

377
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:45,561
但我這季我看不到,羅伊

378
00:19:45,644 --> 00:19:48,272
你以前跑得很像很憎恨草地

379
00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:51,692
你猛力踢球,就如它上了你太太

380
00:19:52,943 --> 00:19:55,654
但你落場時再沒有表現出這種怒火

381
00:19:55,737 --> 00:19:57,197
但其實仍在你心裡

382
00:19:59,074 --> 00:20:02,160
如果你一直只埋藏在心裡
我不知道會變成怎樣

383
00:20:28,896 --> 00:20:30,314
一起去打敗他們吧

384
00:20:36,904 --> 00:20:38,572
看?我就告訴你一定會很有趣的

385
00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:53,629
奇蹟出現了,列治文以一比零擊敗愛華頓

386
00:20:53,712 --> 00:20:57,007
-好,乜都得!太好了!
-全靠羅伊肯特罕有的入球

387
00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:59,885
肯特今天表現十分出色,充滿鬥志

388
00:20:59,968 --> 00:21:03,222
太好了!

389
00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:06,808
我們清楚確信...終身效忠列治文

390
00:21:06,892 --> 00:21:08,393
終身效忠列治文,終身...

391
00:21:08,477 --> 00:21:10,103
天啊!

392
00:21:10,187 --> 00:21:11,939
跟我抱抱,尼敦,真好

393
00:21:12,022 --> 00:21:13,565
-乜都得!
-喂!

394
00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:16,443
-恭喜你
-謝謝,老闆

395
00:21:16,527 --> 00:21:18,779
我為你介紹...

396
00:21:18,862 --> 00:21:21,990
-麻煩女藍精露!
-萬寶路人!天啊

397
00:21:22,658 --> 00:21:24,493
我們清楚確信...

398
00:21:25,911 --> 00:21:28,288
-我不知道你來了
-驚喜!

399
00:21:28,372 --> 00:21:30,290
這個星期我一直在想你

400
00:21:30,374 --> 00:21:31,834
是嗎?為甚麼?

401
00:21:31,917 --> 00:21:35,504
因為我每次開電視
都會看到你和你凌亂的頭髮

402
00:21:39,633 --> 00:21:41,468
喂!聽好!

403
00:21:42,219 --> 00:21:44,429
今晚沒有人准回酒店

404
00:21:44,513 --> 00:21:48,058
因為我們做了些沒有人預想得到的事
連我們自己也沒想到!

405
00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:50,060
所以我們要出去大肆慶祝!

406
00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:52,479
我們要去落他們的面子!

407
00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:58,110
羅伊...我們去哪裡?

408
00:21:59,069 --> 00:22:00,153
琪麗?

409
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:05,450
利物浦的夜生活五光十色

410
00:22:05,534 --> 00:22:09,580
從酒吧、夜店到亞洲卡拉OK...

411
00:22:09,663 --> 00:22:14,042
-我說或許
-或許

412
00:22:14,126 --> 00:22:16,545
你會是救我的那個

413
00:22:16,628 --> 00:22:19,339
拯救我

414
00:22:19,423 --> 00:22:23,385
到最後

415
00:22:24,553 --> 00:22:29,725
你就是我的歡樂來源

416
00:22:30,976 --> 00:22:32,227
我去吸口煙

417
00:22:32,311 --> 00:22:33,937
-我可以跟你去嗎?
-來吧

418
00:22:34,771 --> 00:22:37,149
謝謝,列治文!

419
00:22:40,027 --> 00:22:42,237
萬寶路人是甚麼一回事?

420
00:22:42,321 --> 00:22:43,947
因為我想跟他上床

421
00:22:44,031 --> 00:22:46,700
好好跟他幹一場

422
00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:50,120
-看到你真好,麻煩女
-我也是,衰婆

423
00:22:52,289 --> 00:22:54,416
天啊,今天是我...

424
00:22:54,499 --> 00:22:57,377
我當然知道,不然我怎會在這裡?

425
00:22:59,505 --> 00:23:00,881
對不起

426
00:23:01,757 --> 00:23:04,968
我避開你和羅拉,對不起

427
00:23:06,803 --> 00:23:07,804
真的

428
00:23:07,888 --> 00:23:10,057
謝謝你說出來

429
00:23:11,517 --> 00:23:13,602
天啊,那個男人傷得我很深

430
00:23:14,102 --> 00:23:15,395
不

431
00:23:15,479 --> 00:23:20,609
魯伯特是個讓你住在象牙塔的壞男人

432
00:23:20,692 --> 00:23:25,113
但是你自己逐級爬上去的

433
00:23:25,989 --> 00:23:28,534
但你才是不再回家,不再打電話回來的你

434
00:23:28,617 --> 00:23:31,870
你令一個六歲小女孩想她做錯了甚麼

435
00:23:32,829 --> 00:23:34,706
我永遠是你最強的後盾

436
00:23:34,790 --> 00:23:37,793
但你要承認你的過錯

437
00:23:38,335 --> 00:23:39,461
你說得對

438
00:23:39,545 --> 00:23:41,046
因為我是對的,一直都是

439
00:23:41,129 --> 00:23:43,090
你不是一直都對,有時候你也很壞

440
00:23:43,173 --> 00:23:45,884
找到了,搞錯,我以為你們拋下我

441
00:23:45,968 --> 00:23:47,427
-不!
-好像是!

442
00:23:47,511 --> 00:23:51,390
天啊,直到現在我才發現我被拋棄

443
00:23:51,473 --> 00:23:53,100
來吧,莉碧嘉,下一首歌輪到你

444
00:23:53,183 --> 00:23:54,101
-甚麼?
-對

445
00:23:54,184 --> 00:23:55,644
不,我沒有選歌

446
00:23:55,727 --> 00:23:58,355
看來有人替你選了

447
00:23:59,439 --> 00:24:00,774
誰會這樣做?

448
00:24:00,858 --> 00:24:03,110
看?你是個壞蛋

449
00:24:03,193 --> 00:24:05,737
要定了這場野蠻浪漫

450
00:24:11,910 --> 00:24:14,288
要定你的野蠻浪漫

451
00:24:18,667 --> 00:24:19,668
好,下一個是誰?

452
00:24:19,751 --> 00:24:21,211
我...

453
00:24:22,087 --> 00:24:24,298
輪到你了,莉碧嘉,上來吧

454
00:24:24,381 --> 00:24:27,134
謝謝,天啊

455
00:24:27,217 --> 00:24:30,470
好,我連要唱哪首歌都不知道

456
00:24:30,554 --> 00:24:34,224
但我想把歌獻給我最好的朋友

457
00:24:34,308 --> 00:24:35,976
是我!她說的是我!

458
00:24:43,025 --> 00:24:46,028
也要獻給我的乾女兒,羅拉

459
00:24:46,653 --> 00:24:47,654
我愛你

460
00:24:50,407 --> 00:24:53,744
寒風冰山將心窩都冷凍

461
00:24:53,827 --> 00:24:56,622
冰山冰峯仿似夢

462
00:24:57,497 --> 00:25:03,253
就像墮落在世界外
放眼雪山一片空

463
00:25:05,130 --> 00:25:11,553
陣陣冷風撲面刺痛,天際亂碰

464
00:25:12,095 --> 00:25:17,809
此刻心更慌,驚慌擾惡夢

465
00:25:19,269 --> 00:25:26,026
誰曾勸我,逃離心魔
不惹紛爭唯憑善意輔助

466
00:25:26,109 --> 00:25:32,199
埋藏以往遺忘當初

467
00:25:32,282 --> 00:25:35,577
遺忘自我

468
00:25:35,661 --> 00:25:39,206
忘掉那,無形鎖

469
00:25:39,289 --> 00:25:42,501
我才能完全是我

470
00:25:42,584 --> 00:25:46,129
誰亦要隨心歌

471
00:25:46,213 --> 00:25:50,217
誰願陷落於心鎖

472
00:25:50,300 --> 00:25:56,723
不必躲,旁人休得管我

473
00:25:56,807 --> 00:26:00,727
我拒絕諧和

474
00:26:00,811 --> 00:26:04,731
自信冷酷也未必傷到我

475
00:26:20,122 --> 00:26:22,165
-乜都得
-爸爸?

476
00:26:22,666 --> 00:26:23,750
乜都得?

477
00:26:25,085 --> 00:26:26,086
乜都得

478
00:26:29,631 --> 00:26:30,924
沒事的

479
00:26:31,550 --> 00:26:32,593
試著呼吸

480
00:26:32,676 --> 00:26:37,097
我做不到,我不知道發生甚麼事
對不起

481
00:26:37,181 --> 00:26:40,559
沒事的,你恐慌發作,呼吸吧

482
00:26:42,644 --> 00:26:43,979
我瘋了嗎?

483
00:26:44,897 --> 00:26:46,398
沒有比別人瘋

484
00:26:49,276 --> 00:26:50,777
好,你沒事的

485
00:26:52,613 --> 00:26:57,868
好了...沒事

486
00:27:05,876 --> 00:27:06,960
沒事

487
00:27:07,711 --> 00:27:09,463
我想我要先回去了

488
00:27:09,546 --> 00:27:13,008
回酒店好好休息,你明白嗎?

489
00:27:13,091 --> 00:27:15,010
你想我陪你走回去嗎?

490
00:27:15,886 --> 00:27:16,887
你想開我的車嗎?

491
00:27:16,970 --> 00:27:19,848
不...我沒事,但謝謝你...

492
00:27:19,932 --> 00:27:21,683
-好
-好

493
00:27:26,313 --> 00:27:29,608
喂,幫我一個忙
告訴鬍鬚教練我回酒店了

494
00:27:29,691 --> 00:27:32,236
沒問題,你安全回去就好了

495
00:27:32,319 --> 00:27:33,654
-好,謝謝
-好

496
00:27:34,446 --> 00:27:35,697
好

497
00:28:52,524 --> 00:28:55,110
-不好意思,有人爛醉如泥,借過一下
-好

498
00:28:55,194 --> 00:28:58,447
各位...我想我們應該帶他們去酒吧

499
00:28:58,822 --> 00:29:01,742
我累了,麻煩女,對不起

500
00:29:01,825 --> 00:29:03,911
其實我也想走了

501
00:29:03,994 --> 00:29:08,081
我自己一個帶18個猛男去?

502
00:29:08,165 --> 00:29:09,958
真辛苦你

503
00:29:10,042 --> 00:29:12,419
-好吧,再見
-拜拜,我愛你

504
00:29:12,503 --> 00:29:15,422
老友,我找不到我的夏威夷衫

505
00:29:15,506 --> 00:29:17,841
-他很醉
-你不用...

506
00:29:18,759 --> 00:29:20,427
好,車你回酒店好嗎?

507
00:29:20,511 --> 00:29:24,765
不,我想我會走回去

508
00:29:29,061 --> 00:29:31,021
除非你想我陪你回去,我可以的

509
00:29:31,104 --> 00:29:33,357
-不用,真的
-真的嗎?

510
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,526
而且紀念日已經過了

511
00:29:37,778 --> 00:29:40,280
-你在浪費寶貴時間
-對...我走了...

512
00:30:00,467 --> 00:30:01,635
我到了

513
00:30:02,678 --> 00:30:06,348
我跟莉碧嘉共住一間套房
但有兩間睡房的

514
00:30:22,990 --> 00:30:24,074
晚安

515
00:30:47,848 --> 00:30:49,641
(乜都得: 謝謝你的關心,不只今晚)

516
00:30:49,725 --> 00:30:51,727
(一直以來都是,真的有點不同)

517
00:31:58,919 --> 00:32:00,921
(字幕翻譯: 賴芷晴)