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不對...

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不對,崔弗,袋子要放到最裡面,懂嗎?

3
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不要浪費空間,借過,謝謝

4
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後面這裡是怎麼回事?對

5
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這些要重放,不然會晃來晃去

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可以移動這個...搞什麼?

7
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有人還在裡面,天啊

8
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差點忘了,你知道我們明天
要對戰愛華頓嗎?

9
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-知道
-那不是城鎮名

10
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-那其實是利物浦的一支球隊
-跟披頭四一樣!

11
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要是你看到約翰、保羅、喬治或是林哥
可以拜託你拍張照嗎?

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沒問題,男子漢

13
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好,我得繼續忙了

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好,媽有話跟你說,等一下

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-小子,我愛你
-我也愛你

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你還是沒告訴他約翰跟喬治已經死了?

17
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他們怎麼了?

18
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是基思理查兹

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泰德

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-妳好嗎?
-我很好

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妳的工作怎麼樣了?還好嗎?

22
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還好,抱歉,我知道這不太好開口
但律師寄的那份文件

23
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我知道

24
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在這裡

25
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我保證我會看,然後簽名寄回去

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好,謝啦,明天加油
我們會收看的

27
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好

28
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(盛開花坊
祝芮貝卡結婚暨紀念日快樂!)

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(點擊下方禮卷,享有鮮花八折優待)

30
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-閨蜜假期!
-利物浦我們來了

31
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我想先把話說清楚

32
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妳這週末約我一起度假
我真是受寵若驚

33
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別這麼說

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但我們都單身,我覺得妳超正的

35
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要是我想找女伴的話

36
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妳絕對是我的不二人選

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不,綺莉,妳想太多了

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一開始的確是我想太多
但我後來又想:“拜託,綺莉

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放輕鬆,跟妳的新朋友炒個飯吧”

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我是開玩笑的

41
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我的天哪

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我還以為妳是認真的,妳有辦法想像嗎?

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我是有想過

44
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看來我們今天的班機上有位新乘客

45
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希金斯,綺莉會坐你的位子

46
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抱歉

47
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我得在出發前,先去上一下廁所

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芮貝卡,待會樓下見了

49
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沒關係,我本來就很喜歡
球隊巴士上的鬧劇

50
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不,你這週末得待在這裡

51
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處理一些無關緊要的瑣事

52
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好,各位,準備好要讓愛華頓好看了嗎?

53
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謝啦,丹尼

54
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我的媽啊,為什麼大家都這麼沮喪?

55
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怎麼回事?是碧昂絲跟傑斯
分手了之類的嗎?

56
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不是,不是那類原因

57
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還好不是,光是用說的就夠我難過了

58
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我來看看是怎麼回事

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各位,拜託,告訴我你們是怎麼回事

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我們沒事

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-對,我沒事
-好

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我們心情壞到不行
因為我們根本贏不了愛華頓

63
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所以我們超不爽的

64
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拜託,各位

65
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你們上一次贏愛華頓是什麼時候?

66
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-六十年前
-我的老天

67
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那真的是很久以前了,好吧

68
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原來是這樣

69
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而且更慘的是歐布萊恩屁股又開花

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教練,是我的大腿筋

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小子,你屁股開花了,這種事難免
沒什麼好丟臉的

72
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體育界常會有人屁股開花
不是只有你,老兄

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教練,你本身就屁股開花了幾次,對吧?

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-三次
-三次

75
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屁股是塊神奇的肌肉
我保證你的屁股會好的

76
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歐布萊恩屁股開花了
但我們還有一絲希望

77
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我的蒙特婁兄弟會替補擔任守門員

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-歡迎祖羅
-是唸佐羅

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-抱歉,祖羅
-佐羅

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我不知道我哪裡唸錯了

81
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各位,重點是
除非你們之中有人能未卜先知

82
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不然沒有人知道明天會怎樣

83
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所以我們才要出席比賽

84
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數到三,大聲一起說瑞奇蒙
一、二、三

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-瑞奇蒙!
-好,走吧

86
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-教練
-你們好,有什麼事嗎?

87
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傑米塔特已經回到曼城隊了

88
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你們輸了一場比賽,一場平手
完全沒有得分

89
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-對
-所以我想知道

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面臨被降級的命運,你有多擔心?

91
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洛伊德,我現在最想知道的是降級的定義

92
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馬克斯,你想問我什麼問題?

93
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我想知道
你對傑米塔特離開有什麼感想?

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對

95
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老實說,我有點心碎

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我認為擔任教練最有趣的一點是

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自己跟球員們之間的聯繫

98
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那樣的失落比任何球場上發生的事

99
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對我的打擊更大,而且影響更久

100
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好,我們利物浦見了

101
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好

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最慢到的人是驢蛋!

103
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什麼?

104
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原來你在這裡

105
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-兄弟,看到你真好
-好,出發吧

106
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(泰德拉索:錯棚教練趣事多)

107
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這是總統套房,希望妳們滿意

108
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要我帶妳們參觀一下房間的各種設備嗎?

109
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不用了,謝謝

110
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我跟我女友要在今晚出門前

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先炒個飯然後沖個澡

112
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歡迎來到利物浦!

113
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怎麼了?他小費肯定馬上就花光

114
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拜託,我剛給他的印象
會讓他深刻一輩子

115
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不是妳的問題,是...媽的

116
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這週末是我跟魯柏的結婚紀念日

117
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-這是我第一次自己度過...
-沒關係的

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謝謝

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妳抱得還真久

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提醒你們一下
飯店房間裡的家具不能搬出來

121
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不能搬到走廊或是泳池邊

122
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也不能把家具寄到你們家或是其他飯店
懂了嗎?

123
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好了,各位,一小時後團體用餐

124
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之後就是電影之夜或枕頭大戰

125
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這次要玩哪一個?

126
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電影之夜

127
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好吧,你們只要說一次枕頭大戰

128
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我們就再也不會一起看電影了

129
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-教練,這是你的
-謝謝你

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-這是你的
-謝謝

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終於住到5150號房了

132
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山米海格的歌
他是范海倫樂團史上最棒的主唱

133
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-繼大衛李羅斯後
-謝謝

134
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-教練,你住哪間房?
-5148號房

135
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-是喔
-鄰居好

136
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你好,我們還是沒收到我們訂的香檳

137
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問得好,等一下

138
00:07:08,345 --> 00:07:12,349
要我請門房幫我們訂晚上的位子嗎?

139
00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:15,185
希柏利牛排館的料理跟氣氛都是一流

140
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是嗎?好,牛排感覺不錯

141
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對,請幫我們訂兩個牛排館的位子

142
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晚上八點可以嗎?

143
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商務中心全天不打烊

144
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好

145
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商務中心那段是怎麼回事?

146
00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:32,703
房客也能使用我們頂級健身房中

147
00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:35,455
最先進高端的健身設備

148
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例如壺鈴器材

149
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我的天哪

150
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利物浦的夜生活多采多姿

151
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從酒館夜店到風靡亞洲的卡拉OK

152
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我根本不記得有拍過這個

153
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-要是你熱衷藝術...
-對,夠了

154
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這週末我們要往前看

155
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等香檳來了,我們就喝個大醉
然後吃頓大餐

156
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拋開過去

157
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-聽起來不錯吧?
-聽起來超棒

158
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這麼剛好

159
00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:06,236
臭臉婆妳好啊

160
00:08:08,405 --> 00:08:12,743
就算沒有老頭幫妳買單
妳還是住這麼大的房間

161
00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,870
很好,魯柏去死吧!

162
00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:19,166
這是誰?妳的小老婆嗎?
她是俄羅斯妹嗎?

163
00:08:19,249 --> 00:08:22,085
-妳是俄羅斯妹嗎?
-我愛妳,妳是誰?

164
00:08:22,628 --> 00:08:26,965
這是我從小到大最好的閨蜜
芙洛柯林斯

165
00:08:27,049 --> 00:08:30,010
她是位傑出的兒童心理學家
而且剛光榮回歸單身

166
00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:34,472
她12歲的超棒女兒諾拉是我的乾女兒

167
00:08:34,556 --> 00:08:35,474
哇

168
00:08:35,557 --> 00:08:38,477
我這過去六年間
完全沒跟她們連絡過

169
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天哪,臭臉婆

170
00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:43,565
記得提醒我把妳
從我的喪禮致詞名單中刪除

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00:08:44,149 --> 00:08:47,069
妳好,我是芙洛
妳要叫我“犀利姊”也可以

172
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妳知道我離婚的消息了?

173
00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:53,325
對,我在一場派對上遇到戴倫
他跟我搭訕後告訴我的

174
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那也沒什麼好奇怪的
但他告訴妳的時機滿怪的

175
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好了,今晚有什麼安排?

176
00:08:59,289 --> 00:09:00,999
我該打電話叫櫃檯送件浴袍來嗎?

177
00:09:02,793 --> 00:09:04,127
看看我帶了什麼

178
00:09:05,963 --> 00:09:07,506
我從外面的一輛餐車上偷拿的

179
00:09:07,589 --> 00:09:08,799
妳太屌了

180
00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:11,927
對了,我是綺莉

181
00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:13,095
對,甜心,我知道妳是誰

182
00:09:13,178 --> 00:09:15,430
我前夫常瘋狂對著妳打手槍

183
00:09:29,862 --> 00:09:32,614
我是瘋了才會認為明天有機會獲勝嗎?

184
00:09:32,698 --> 00:09:34,992
-不是,我們實力相當
-沒錯

185
00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:36,952
小內,你呢?
你相信他們能贏嗎?

186
00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:38,745
我相信這球隊有無限的可能

187
00:09:38,829 --> 00:09:40,539
看到了嗎?有這種精神就對了

188
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小內,如是你是我的話
你會跟他們說什麼?

189
00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:44,543
不,我不會...

190
00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:47,754
我只是想聽聽你的意見,你懂吧?

191
00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,548
-我懂
-你有一些意見吧?

192
00:09:49,631 --> 00:09:51,592
-有
-預備就位,可以說了嗎?

193
00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:54,136
-說來聽聽
-不要

194
00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:56,638
為什麼?你為什麼不敢告訴我?

195
00:09:56,722 --> 00:09:58,557
我怕你會因為不喜歡我的意見而討厭我

196
00:09:58,640 --> 00:09:59,516
然後將我開除

197
00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:01,852
然後我就得搬回家跟我爸媽住
他們會以我為恥

198
00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:04,563
然後我家鄉的每個人知道後
都會取笑我,直到我無地自容

199
00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:05,522
抱歉

200
00:10:09,443 --> 00:10:11,153
至少他沒有結巴

201
00:10:15,616 --> 00:10:16,450
(蜜雪兒萊索)

202
00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:18,410
(抱歉一直煩你
你有空看一下那東西嗎?)

203
00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:21,288
我還有一些事要處理
明天早上見,好嗎?

204
00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:23,373
幫我個忙,盯好他們

205
00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:27,503
因為到了74分鐘時
這房裡的成年男性們會哭成一團

206
00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:29,463
包括我在內

207
00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:34,259
對,所以我什麼都沒帶

208
00:10:34,343 --> 00:10:37,471
這對首席伴娘來說不算明智之舉
尤其是開放式酒吧

209
00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:39,097
對,她是那週末的亮點

210
00:10:39,181 --> 00:10:42,059
-對,我讓艾爾頓強都勃起了
-真的假的?

211
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,394
-妳才沒有
-我有!

212
00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:46,355
他持續否認

213
00:10:46,438 --> 00:10:48,273
也只能各說各話了,對吧?

214
00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:54,238
妳們還要再來一瓶嗎?
還是要來些甜點呢?

215
00:10:54,905 --> 00:10:58,075
我這位性感而且超級單身的朋友

216
00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:01,245
想來個比較大份的甜點

217
00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:04,081
要是你能配合的話

218
00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:07,042
我幾分鐘後再過來

219
00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:08,210
謝謝,抱歉

220
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,548
我簡直不敢相信妳會那麼說

221
00:11:12,965 --> 00:11:14,132
少來了,妳明明就很喜歡

222
00:11:14,216 --> 00:11:16,260
好吧,我出去抽個菸,臭臉婆呢?

223
00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:17,636
不要,我不抽菸了

224
00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:21,306
但妳還是火熱得很

225
00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:28,564
對,我不知道,就是...

226
00:11:29,565 --> 00:11:33,527
請你再沖大力一點,好,再見

227
00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:35,946
你好,有什麼事嗎?

228
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:38,198
你好,請問你們有傳真機嗎?

229
00:11:38,866 --> 00:11:39,867
傳真機?

230
00:11:41,535 --> 00:11:45,289
好,問得好,請等我一下

231
00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:47,875
我問我同事看看

232
00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:51,753
傳真機?你是要寄東西到1997年嗎?

233
00:11:51,837 --> 00:11:54,256
對,我要寄給我自己一張紙條
提醒自己要買蘋果的股票

234
00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:55,799
好主意

235
00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:59,011
可以請你告訴我殺了羅琳
然後寫哈利波特第一集嗎?

236
00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:02,014
好,我可能會寫“處理”,而不是“殺了”

237
00:12:02,097 --> 00:12:03,098
以免留下證據

238
00:12:04,266 --> 00:12:06,226
-對了,我是泰德
-犀利姊

239
00:12:06,727 --> 00:12:08,395
犀利姊?跟那個藍精靈同名?

240
00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:11,148
沒有藍精靈叫犀利姊吧?

241
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,232
真可惜

242
00:12:12,316 --> 00:12:14,860
這麼有態度的藍精靈應該會很有意思

243
00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:18,363
好,我再告訴他
開庭結果再跟我說,好,再見

244
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,658
我們這裡已經沒有傳真機了

245
00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:23,911
但我們的員工找到了一臺

246
00:12:23,994 --> 00:12:27,414
地點在13公里外
克羅克斯泰思的一家助曬沙龍

247
00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:28,707
沒關係

248
00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:31,793
我去找附近的一個美甲師
用飛鴿傳書好了

249
00:12:33,629 --> 00:12:35,255
-但還是謝謝你
-好

250
00:12:35,839 --> 00:12:36,924
幸會

251
00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:38,759
好,請問有什麼事嗎?

252
00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:40,844
我本來是要出去抽菸的

253
00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:43,096
想說我朋友會在我出去時買單

254
00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:46,892
然後我看到猛虎神探的演員在排隊
想說去跟他搭訕一下

255
00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:49,603
-看看會有什麼進展
-祝妳好運

256
00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:52,022
但我想我搞砸了

257
00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:56,944
我再半小時就下班了,如果妳想...

258
00:12:57,027 --> 00:12:58,195
當然不行,妳怎麼會想呢?

259
00:13:00,322 --> 00:13:02,032
你可以選擇你是誰

260
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,454
超人

261
00:13:10,666 --> 00:13:13,794
我剛遇到一個像萬寶路香煙廣告的男人

262
00:13:13,877 --> 00:13:16,713
-臭臉婆人呢?她拋棄妳了?
-沒有,她去尿尿

263
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,298
為什麼叫她臭臉婆?

264
00:13:19,091 --> 00:13:21,218
我記得她搬到我們社區那天

265
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,262
她已經比我高,胸部也比我大了

266
00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:26,390
家裡又有錢,所以七年級開學第一天

267
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:29,142
我跟大家說她的綽號是臭臉婆

268
00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:30,644
太聰明了

269
00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:33,230
敬我們之間的聯繫

270
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,523
敬芮貝卡

271
00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:37,818
對,那不是芮貝卡

272
00:13:38,944 --> 00:13:39,945
什麼意思?

273
00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:42,281
真正的芮貝卡是個傻妞

274
00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:44,533
堅強但不冷酷

275
00:13:45,284 --> 00:13:47,494
-妳有聽過她唱歌嗎?
-沒有

276
00:13:47,578 --> 00:13:49,121
她的歌聲很棒

277
00:13:50,122 --> 00:13:52,207
她跟諾拉會隔著門對唱好幾個小時

278
00:13:54,376 --> 00:13:56,211
-諾拉是誰?
-我女兒

279
00:13:56,295 --> 00:13:57,504
對

280
00:13:57,588 --> 00:14:00,132
要是妳喜歡那女人的話
妳會愛死芮貝卡

281
00:14:01,592 --> 00:14:03,302
-好了嗎?
-帳單呢?

282
00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:05,888
-謝謝,威爾頓小姐
-好

283
00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:10,976
妳又想來那套假裝想付帳的戲碼?

284
00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:12,936
對,那超好玩的,一起來吧

285
00:14:13,604 --> 00:14:16,148
妳這混蛋,本來是我要付的

286
00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:19,067
-我都已經要拿卡出來刷了
-妳們太扯了

287
00:14:19,151 --> 00:14:22,112
-我們本來要各付各的,那真是太棒了
-我等這個等六年了

288
00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:35,792
(離婚訴求)

289
00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:37,961
(蜜雪兒萊索
泰爾多萊索)

290
00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:52,309
(我是蜜雪兒的律師布萊恩史溫森
她請我跟你聯絡)

291
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:53,977
(好消息是你可以拍照上傳
已簽名的文件)

292
00:15:10,619 --> 00:15:13,038
-你在搞什麼?
-對不起,我...

293
00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:14,122
你怎樣?

294
00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:17,084
-這是什麼?
-是我對球隊的一些想法

295
00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:19,253
內森,快去吧,已經過了門禁時間了

296
00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:20,796
-快點!快出去!
-對不起

297
00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:39,773
利物浦的夜生活多采多姿

298
00:15:39,857 --> 00:15:45,571
從酒館夜店到風靡亞洲的卡拉OK

299
00:15:45,654 --> 00:15:50,033
要是你熱衷藝術
或只是想讓伴侶驚艷的話

300
00:15:50,117 --> 00:15:51,952
利物浦有博物館跟藝廊

301
00:15:52,703 --> 00:15:55,080
歡迎來到葛迪遜公園球場
我是亞羅懷特,我旁邊的是克里斯鮑爾

302
00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:56,164
(限主場球迷)

303
00:15:56,248 --> 00:15:58,959
各位,這裡有一些點心

304
00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:02,379
盡量別在上半場就把點心吃光
瑞奇蒙加油!

305
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:05,048
排名第八的主場球隊愛華頓將對戰
排名第十八

306
00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:08,010
面臨降級命運的瑞奇蒙足球俱樂部

307
00:16:08,093 --> 00:16:10,220
瑞奇蒙上回在此地獲勝時

308
00:16:10,304 --> 00:16:14,975
當時英國最熱門的歌曲是
貓王的《把握現在》

309
00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:18,478
這絕對是泰德萊索今晚的心情寫照

310
00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:21,481
-小內,我有話跟你說
-好

311
00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:27,279
你還好吧?

312
00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:31,575
我要為昨晚的事道歉
我不該無端對你發脾氣

313
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,785
我真的很抱歉,希望你能原諒我

314
00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:36,330
當然,沒問題

315
00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:40,959
謝謝,我也看了一下你的想法

316
00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:42,961
-對
-很棒的點子

317
00:16:44,463 --> 00:16:46,548
我完全同意

318
00:16:46,632 --> 00:16:48,509
但我不能把這告訴他們

319
00:16:48,592 --> 00:16:50,594
-但他們必須知道
-我同意

320
00:16:51,386 --> 00:16:52,513
所以才要交給你來做

321
00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:54,556
你喝醉了嗎?

322
00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:57,267
由你來做賽前訓話,把這唸給他們聽

323
00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:01,522
-我不知道
-會很有趣的

324
00:17:03,524 --> 00:17:05,025
不行...

325
00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:07,319
我的天哪

326
00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:09,154
好,各位聽好了

327
00:17:09,238 --> 00:17:12,031
我覺得你們最近聽我碎碎唸也聽煩了

328
00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:15,368
所以我請小內大帝來分享一下
關於你們跟今天比賽

329
00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:17,162
他個人的一些想法跟點子

330
00:17:17,246 --> 00:17:18,372
注意聽

331
00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,082
-小內,交給你了
-好

332
00:17:27,005 --> 00:17:29,967
-小內,說吧
-加油,小子,你可以的

333
00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:33,053
-小內,你可以的,加油
-好,謝謝,我們開始吧

334
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:36,723
以薩克

335
00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:41,520
對,兄弟,你可以的,懂嗎?

336
00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:42,646
好

337
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,064
我最近注意到

338
00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:51,363
你的表現超爛超孬

339
00:17:54,992 --> 00:17:55,993
哇

340
00:17:56,827 --> 00:17:58,328
你他媽的說我什麼?

341
00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:02,457
你在意的是強悍的外表
而不是真正強悍的球技

342
00:18:02,541 --> 00:18:04,668
粗暴的行為不是嚇阻的唯一方法

343
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,336
希望你不介意我這麼說

344
00:18:08,005 --> 00:18:09,840
-山姆
-糟了

345
00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:11,800
你經常遭到側翼攻擊

346
00:18:11,884 --> 00:18:13,010
因為你遲疑不決

347
00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:14,845
你比爛靈媒還愛揣測

348
00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:17,931
我所知道的非裔人士中

349
00:18:18,015 --> 00:18:19,349
只有曼德拉比你愛亂想

350
00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:23,103
你聽到了嗎?

351
00:18:23,187 --> 00:18:26,064
科林,你覺得很好笑嗎?
你那華麗的假動作過人根本就是屁

352
00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:27,608
請問你有除陰毛嗎?

353
00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:29,568
什麼?

354
00:18:29,651 --> 00:18:31,862
白癡,我有口吃嗎?
你有除陰毛嗎?有還是沒有?

355
00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:32,988
沒有

356
00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:35,157
那你為什麼總愛用巴西人的踢球方式?

357
00:18:35,741 --> 00:18:36,742
對

358
00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:39,203
到底發生了什麼事?

359
00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:41,538
-羅哈斯
-朋友,痛宰我吧

360
00:18:41,622 --> 00:18:43,665
好,你說足球是你的生命,對吧?

361
00:18:43,749 --> 00:18:45,250
足球是我的生命

362
00:18:45,334 --> 00:18:46,919
對,那死亡就是你的防守

363
00:18:47,836 --> 00:18:50,839
你守人的功力只比凱莉布雷蕭好一點

364
00:18:52,841 --> 00:18:54,635
《慾望城市》

365
00:18:56,595 --> 00:18:58,263
-對
-難聽卻中肯

366
00:18:58,347 --> 00:18:59,640
對,羅伊

367
00:19:09,608 --> 00:19:12,236
來吧,說說你的意見

368
00:19:13,695 --> 00:19:14,780
好

369
00:19:17,783 --> 00:19:19,284
別用唸的

370
00:19:20,577 --> 00:19:21,870
當著我的面說

371
00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:25,499
偉大的羅伊坎特

372
00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:28,335
你老了

373
00:19:29,795 --> 00:19:33,173
而且動作又慢,注意力也不集中

374
00:19:33,257 --> 00:19:35,884
但你的專長從來就不是速度或才智

375
00:19:36,844 --> 00:19:39,763
而是你的怒氣,那是你的超能力

376
00:19:39,847 --> 00:19:42,683
那讓你成為這球隊史上
最傑出的中場球員之一

377
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:45,561
但我這一整季
都還沒在球場上看到你的功力,羅伊

378
00:19:45,644 --> 00:19:48,272
我是說你以前跑步的樣子
就像是在對草地發怒

379
00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:51,692
而且你踢球的樣子
就好像那球跟你老婆有染

380
00:19:52,943 --> 00:19:55,654
但你現在踢球時少了那股怒氣

381
00:19:55,737 --> 00:19:57,197
但那怒氣還在

382
00:19:59,074 --> 00:20:02,160
我擔心要是你一直壓抑的話
對你會有什麼影響

383
00:20:28,896 --> 00:20:30,314
我們去踢爆這群娘炮吧

384
00:20:36,904 --> 00:20:38,572
看吧?我就說會很有趣

385
00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:53,629
奇蹟發生了
瑞奇蒙以一比零打敗愛華頓

386
00:20:53,712 --> 00:20:57,007
-好,泰德!好樣的!
-多虧有羅伊坎特罕見的進球

387
00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:59,885
坎特今天的表現非凡
他就像有神力加持一樣

388
00:20:59,968 --> 00:21:03,222
好!

389
00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:06,808
我們知道自己是誰,我們很肯定

390
00:21:06,892 --> 00:21:08,393
我們身為瑞奇蒙至死不渝
我們身為瑞奇蒙

391
00:21:08,477 --> 00:21:10,103
我的天哪!

392
00:21:10,187 --> 00:21:11,939
小內,給我個擁抱吧

393
00:21:12,022 --> 00:21:13,565
-泰德!
-是妳!

394
00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:16,443
-恭喜
-謝啦,老闆

395
00:21:16,527 --> 00:21:18,779
我來幫你介紹一下

396
00:21:18,862 --> 00:21:21,990
-藍精靈犀利姊
-萬寶路廣告,天哪

397
00:21:22,658 --> 00:21:24,493
我們知道自己是誰,我們很肯定...

398
00:21:25,911 --> 00:21:28,288
-我不知道妳也來了
-是個驚喜

399
00:21:28,372 --> 00:21:30,290
我這週末一直在想妳

400
00:21:30,374 --> 00:21:31,834
是嗎?為什麼?

401
00:21:31,917 --> 00:21:35,504
因為妳跟妳那超誇張的髮型
一直出現在電視上

402
00:21:39,633 --> 00:21:41,468
各位聽好了!

403
00:21:42,219 --> 00:21:44,429
今晚誰都別想回飯店

404
00:21:44,513 --> 00:21:48,058
因為我們今晚達到了所有人
包括我們自己都認為不可能的成就

405
00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:50,060
所以我們要出去慶祝一下

406
00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:52,479
讓這城市看看我們有多屌!

407
00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:58,110
羅伊!羅伊!我們要去哪裡?

408
00:21:59,069 --> 00:22:00,153
綺莉?

409
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:05,450
利物浦多采多姿

410
00:22:05,534 --> 00:22:09,580
從酒館夜店到風靡亞洲的...

411
00:22:09,663 --> 00:22:14,042
-我說也許吧
-也許吧

412
00:22:14,126 --> 00:22:16,545
你會是我的救命恩人

413
00:22:16,628 --> 00:22:19,339
救命恩人

414
00:22:19,423 --> 00:22:23,385
畢竟

415
00:22:24,553 --> 00:22:29,725
你就是支撐著我的那一道牆

416
00:22:30,976 --> 00:22:32,227
我出去抽個菸

417
00:22:32,311 --> 00:22:33,937
-我可以一起去嗎?
-走吧

418
00:22:34,771 --> 00:22:37,149
謝謝瑞奇蒙足球俱樂部!

419
00:22:38,984 --> 00:22:39,943
(卡拉OK)

420
00:22:40,027 --> 00:22:42,237
萬寶路廣告男人背後的故事是什麼?

421
00:22:42,321 --> 00:22:43,947
因為我還滿想上他的

422
00:22:44,031 --> 00:22:46,700
還可以邊騎邊抓著他那小鬍子

423
00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:50,120
-看到妳真開心,犀利姊
-我也是,臭臉婆

424
00:22:52,289 --> 00:22:54,416
天哪,妳知道今天是我...

425
00:22:54,499 --> 00:22:57,377
我當然知道,不然妳以為我為什麼會來?

426
00:22:59,505 --> 00:23:00,881
我真的很抱歉

427
00:23:01,757 --> 00:23:04,968
很抱歉我對妳跟諾拉避不見面

428
00:23:06,803 --> 00:23:07,804
我真的很抱歉

429
00:23:07,888 --> 00:23:10,057
謝謝妳這麼說

430
00:23:11,517 --> 00:23:13,602
天哪,那男人真的害我不淺

431
00:23:14,102 --> 00:23:15,395
不對

432
00:23:15,479 --> 00:23:20,609
魯伯是個大爛人
他把妳關在他蓋的象牙塔裡

433
00:23:20,692 --> 00:23:25,113
但妳全靠自己一步一步地爬了出來

434
00:23:25,989 --> 00:23:28,534
是妳不再回家,不再打電話

435
00:23:28,617 --> 00:23:31,870
妳讓一個六歲的小女孩
不明白自己哪裡做錯了

436
00:23:32,829 --> 00:23:34,706
我永遠都會是妳最大的擁護者

437
00:23:34,790 --> 00:23:37,793
但妳得承擔妳自己的過錯

438
00:23:38,335 --> 00:23:39,461
妳說得對

439
00:23:39,545 --> 00:23:41,046
我當然說得對,我總是對的

440
00:23:41,129 --> 00:23:43,090
妳才不是,妳總是個混蛋

441
00:23:43,173 --> 00:23:45,884
原來妳們在這裡,搞什麼鬼
我以為妳們放我鴿子了

442
00:23:45,968 --> 00:23:47,427
-沒有!
-好像就是

443
00:23:47,511 --> 00:23:51,390
天哪,我到現在才知道自己有遺棄者情節

444
00:23:51,473 --> 00:23:53,100
芮貝卡,走吧,下一首歌換妳了

445
00:23:53,183 --> 00:23:54,101
-什麼?
-對

446
00:23:54,184 --> 00:23:55,644
我沒有點歌

447
00:23:55,727 --> 00:23:58,355
那一定是別人幫妳點的

448
00:23:59,439 --> 00:24:00,774
誰會做這種事?

449
00:24:00,858 --> 00:24:03,110
看吧?妳這混蛋

450
00:24:03,193 --> 00:24:05,737
掉進一場羅曼死

451
00:24:11,910 --> 00:24:14,288
想闖進你的羅曼死

452
00:24:18,667 --> 00:24:19,668
好,下一個是誰?

453
00:24:19,751 --> 00:24:21,211
我

454
00:24:22,087 --> 00:24:24,298
芮貝卡,換妳了,快上來

455
00:24:24,381 --> 00:24:27,134
謝謝,天哪

456
00:24:27,217 --> 00:24:30,470
好,我連要唱什麼歌都不知道

457
00:24:30,554 --> 00:24:34,224
但我要將這首歌獻給
每個女孩都夢寐以求的閨蜜

458
00:24:34,308 --> 00:24:35,976
就是我!她說的是我!

459
00:24:43,025 --> 00:24:46,028
我也要將這首歌獻給我的乾女兒諾拉

460
00:24:46,653 --> 00:24:47,654
我愛妳

461
00:26:20,122 --> 00:26:22,165
-泰德
-爸?

462
00:26:22,666 --> 00:26:23,750
泰德?

463
00:26:25,085 --> 00:26:26,086
泰德

464
00:26:27,254 --> 00:26:28,255
沒事的

465
00:26:29,631 --> 00:26:30,924
沒事

466
00:26:31,550 --> 00:26:32,593
試著呼吸

467
00:26:32,676 --> 00:26:37,097
我沒辦法,我不知道是怎麼回事
對不起

468
00:26:37,181 --> 00:26:40,559
沒關係,你這是恐慌發作,繼續呼吸

469
00:26:42,644 --> 00:26:43,979
我是要瘋了嗎?

470
00:26:44,897 --> 00:26:46,398
大家都差不多是這樣

471
00:26:49,276 --> 00:26:50,777
好,你沒事的

472
00:26:52,613 --> 00:26:57,868
好了,好了,很好

473
00:26:58,744 --> 00:26:59,745
來吧

474
00:27:05,876 --> 00:27:06,960
好了

475
00:27:07,711 --> 00:27:09,463
我想我今晚就玩到這裡了

476
00:27:09,546 --> 00:27:13,008
我得回去飯店好好睡一覺

477
00:27:13,091 --> 00:27:15,010
要我陪你走回去嗎?

478
00:27:15,886 --> 00:27:16,887
要開我的車回去嗎?

479
00:27:16,970 --> 00:27:19,848
不用了,我沒事,謝謝妳,我很感激

480
00:27:19,932 --> 00:27:21,683
-那好吧
-好

481
00:27:26,313 --> 00:27:29,608
幫我告訴比德一聲
說我回飯店了

482
00:27:29,691 --> 00:27:32,236
好,你平安回去就好

483
00:27:32,319 --> 00:27:33,654
-好,謝謝
-好

484
00:27:34,446 --> 00:27:35,697
好

485
00:28:52,524 --> 00:28:55,110
-抱歉,他超醉的
-對

486
00:28:55,194 --> 00:28:58,447
各位,我想我們應該一起去酒館

487
00:28:58,822 --> 00:29:01,742
我不行了,犀利姊,抱歉

488
00:29:01,825 --> 00:29:03,911
我想我今晚就玩到這裡了

489
00:29:03,994 --> 00:29:08,081
要我自己帶這18個年輕帥哥出去?

490
00:29:08,165 --> 00:29:09,958
太可憐了

491
00:29:10,042 --> 00:29:12,419
-好吧,那待會見
-再見,我愛妳

492
00:29:12,503 --> 00:29:15,422
朋友,我找不到我的熱帶襯衫

493
00:29:15,506 --> 00:29:17,841
-他超醉的
-你穿不著的

494
00:29:18,759 --> 00:29:20,427
好了,想搭車回飯店嗎?

495
00:29:20,511 --> 00:29:24,765
不用了,我想走路

496
00:29:29,061 --> 00:29:31,021
除非妳希望我跟妳一起走
那我可以陪妳

497
00:29:31,104 --> 00:29:33,357
-我沒事
-真的嗎?

498
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,526
而且那都是昨天的事了

499
00:29:37,778 --> 00:29:40,280
-妳在浪費寶貴的時間
-對,我走了

500
00:30:00,467 --> 00:30:01,635
這是我的房間

501
00:30:02,678 --> 00:30:06,348
我跟芮貝卡同住一間套房
但我們的房間是分開的

502
00:30:22,990 --> 00:30:24,074
晚安

503
00:30:47,848 --> 00:30:49,641
(泰德萊索:謝謝妳的好意
不只是今晚)

504
00:30:49,725 --> 00:30:51,727
(而是這整段旅程,真的很棒)

505
00:31:58,919 --> 00:32:00,921
字幕翻譯:Wanyin Tsai