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你好,老友

2
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教練!過來這邊

3
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太好了

4
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堤艾利、丹尼

5
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他就像個美麗的男天使

6
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早晨,寶寶

7
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你還好嗎?

8
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我不想錯過旅遊巴士,所以在裡面睡了

9
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對不起,我想吐,對不起

10
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天啊

11
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等等,我在做甚麼?這可是我的房間

12
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喂!出去

13
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(我們找到尼敦了,他喝醉了)

14
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喂

15
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喂,早晨

16
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我煮了咖啡給你

17
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-謝謝
-好

18
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你醒了很久?

19
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一兩個小時

20
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你知道嗎?我想有三小時了

21
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昨晚很開心

22
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對,五星級享受,好正

23
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-你要走了?
-對

24
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但你不用趕著走

25
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我替你安排了延遲退房

26
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你真細心

27
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你走吧

28
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我想再睡一會兒

29
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然後叫一頓豐富早餐入你數

30
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真聰明,好

31
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隨時買東西入我數

32
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好...再見了

33
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(乜都得教練)

34
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教練

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喂,教練

36
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-教練
-是?

37
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-你在想事情嗎,教練?
-沒有,為甚麼這樣問?

38
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我們坐了五個小時車,你一句話都沒說

39
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不說話五小時是個新紀錄

40
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好,我告訴你一些事情

41
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但我以後都不想提,好嗎?

42
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-好
-我是認真的

43
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我不想用它來開玩笑

44
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我不想你跟我打眼色

45
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-你明白嗎?好
-好

46
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昨晚,我...

47
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跟莉碧嘉的朋友麻煩女上床了

48
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-想跟我說說嗎?
-想,對,現在就想說

49
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你在這裡

50
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我以為這間房有鬼

51
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不,我們處理了

52
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現在可以談談嗎?

53
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可以,你入來吧
她戴著耳機甚麼都聽不到的

54
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你肯定嗎?

55
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基爾,你覺得皇室成員都是蜥蜴,對吧?

56
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23歲,真年輕

57
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她在聽甚麼?

58
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她總在聽殺人案廣播劇

59
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昨晚真瘋狂

60
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對,有點凌亂

61
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我要喝一桶咖啡來治療宿醉

62
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你按摩完想跟我一起去喝咖啡嗎?

63
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今天不能,我有事

64
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他在說謊

65
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好,我要請你離開了

66
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因為她快要按我的大腿後肌肉,我會大叫

67
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我不喜歡別人聽到我大叫

68
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好,我們遲點再見,好嗎?

69
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好

70
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因為我以前沒做這種事,好嗎?

71
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而且我不會批評一夜情的人,好嗎?

72
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食色性也,喜歡就好,我就這樣認為

73
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教練,你開心嗎?

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別這樣,教練,我不想詳述這種私人問題

75
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教練,你開心嗎?

76
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她開心嗎?

77
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好`,這個動作讓我想吐

78
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好,那有甚麼問題?

79
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可能我只是還未處理到

80
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我從在利物浦卡拉OK情緒失控

81
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到跟剛認識的女人上床這些事

82
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期間還在處理離婚

83
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-這很合理
-我要說這樣很好

84
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我自從小時候

85
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就幻想過跟一班兄弟坐下來

86
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討論男女之間複雜的關係

87
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好,我就問你們另一個問題
我應該告訴莉碧嘉嗎?

88
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-不
-別這樣,為甚麼不?

89
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如果我發現她對我有所隱瞞
我會很傷心

90
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-怎麼了?你們在開會嗎?
-對,我有個男女關係煩惱

91
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-我想聽聽你的想法
-不

92
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乜都得,我可以老實跟你說嗎?

93
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來吧,即管說

94
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你好像對自己太苛刻了,為甚麼呢?

95
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你做錯了甚麼?

96
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他說得對

97
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你是時候要這樣做了

98
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甚麼,剪刀?

99
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對,對自己寬鬆一點

100
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嘩

101
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你們真會說笑,很好

102
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我們送一件絹面外套給你們

103
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背後繡著“乜都得智囊團”

104
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這個名字很怪,應該能有個好一點的名字

105
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讓我來想想,“情商戰士”?

106
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“支援武士”?

107
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不要,聽起來像個護陰褲品牌

108
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“自豪男團”?

109
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“鑽石狗”好嗎?

110
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很好,尼敦,就叫鑽石狗

111
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(你若提早結束,就告訴我吧)

112
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來吧,羅伊

113
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(我們可以去喝點東西)

114
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我以為你應該在曼徹斯特

115
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我們作賽韋斯咸,所以來了這裡

116
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對,進來吧,你好嗎?

117
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我很好

118
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我做出10次控球、兩次盤球過人

119
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他們讓在我89分鐘主射自由球

120
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我射入了,弟弟興奮了一半

121
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所以你想帶著
興奮了一半的弟弟過來,對嗎?

122
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不...我只是想...跟你談談

123
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乜都得不要我時一切發生得太快了

124
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喂,別這樣說,乜都得沒有不要你
是曼城要取回你

125
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不...乜都得可以阻止的,但他沒有

126
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讓我先說完,好嗎?

127
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我跟很多女子約會過,對嗎?

128
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但你看到原來已經出色的占美深處
還有一個更出色的占美

129
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你令我更有文化,帶我去看表演

130
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你全都不喜歡

131
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是,因為很難明

132
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他們的表演充滿感情
令你也變得很情緒化

133
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表演進行時,如果你大叫

134
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或者跟他們說話,他們會很生氣

135
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這很奇怪

136
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你也教我不要那麼自我中心

137
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所以...謝謝你

138
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不用客氣,占美

139
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這是你第一次來這間屋

140
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而沒有發奇怪的性愛表情符號給我

141
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-例如茄子或噴水
-或者小松鼠

142
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小松鼠,我從來都不明白

143
00:08:03,275 --> 00:08:05,235
他拿著個小果實,不是嗎?

144
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-對
-對

145
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是,對

146
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對

147
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你想跟我喝一杯嗎?

148
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不

149
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除非“喝一杯”是指...

150
00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:25,714
你是這樣說要做愛的嗎?

151
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欲拒還迎?

152
00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:33,679
有時候就是要這樣

153
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我從來都不知道

154
00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:41,730
早晨,老闆

155
00:08:42,397 --> 00:08:45,734
你今天不只有餅乾

156
00:08:45,817 --> 00:08:48,570
我也拿了一盒松露巧克力給你

157
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衰人,不要這樣引我

158
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你要用兩塊餅乾

159
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夾著一粒松露巧克力
就像早餐三文治一樣

160
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對,就是這樣,你做對了

161
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對

162
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對了,我要再次感謝你在利物浦時照顧我

163
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-不要緊,乜都得
-不...這很重要

164
00:09:08,006 --> 00:09:10,843
我欠你一個人情,我會幫你的

165
00:09:10,926 --> 00:09:14,221
就當我是你的私人聖伯納犬

166
00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:16,890
你不用真的遇上雪崩

167
00:09:16,974 --> 00:09:20,227
才能喝掛在我頸上的波本威士忌

168
00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:21,937
就是打個比喻,明白嗎?

169
00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:23,021
好了

170
00:09:23,105 --> 00:09:24,314
乜都得,其實

171
00:09:24,940 --> 00:09:26,775
如果你想幫我

172
00:09:26,859 --> 00:09:30,112
我之後會與兩個球會的小班主開會

173
00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:31,196
牛奶姐妹

174
00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:33,407
嘴巴停不下來的

175
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無聊二人組

176
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你跟我一起去吧

177
00:09:38,161 --> 00:09:39,329
當然好

178
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真好,我可以介紹你們互相認識

179
00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:45,836
讓你們高談闊論,然後我靜靜偷走

180
00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,045
她們擁有球會多少股份?

181
00:09:47,129 --> 00:09:48,297
2.9%

182
00:09:48,380 --> 00:09:52,301
我把它四捨五入變成2%
我要叫她們做“2%牛奶妺”

183
00:09:52,384 --> 00:09:53,969
天啊,她們一定很喜歡你

184
00:09:54,052 --> 00:09:56,805
應該會很有趣的,好
我不打擾你了,再見

185
00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:01,518
根據我的經驗,我總發現

186
00:10:01,602 --> 00:10:03,020
如果你相信那件產品
你的代言便會做得更好

187
00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,731
所以如果你讓我知道你們喜歡甚麼

188
00:10:05,814 --> 00:10:07,524
這會是個很好的發展機會

189
00:10:07,608 --> 00:10:08,817
我喜歡佐敦球鞋

190
00:10:09,610 --> 00:10:11,069
我可以跟佐敦球鞋上床

191
00:10:11,737 --> 00:10:13,447
好,體育用品,對嗎?

192
00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:15,532
我對能解決問題的產品有興趣

193
00:10:15,616 --> 00:10:17,409
例如支持環保或防止污染

194
00:10:17,492 --> 00:10:18,535
這類事情

195
00:10:18,619 --> 00:10:20,412
還有佐敦球鞋

196
00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:22,206
但我不想跟它們上床

197
00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:23,749
艾石,你呢?

198
00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:25,501
牛奶拖肥朱古力

199
00:10:26,210 --> 00:10:29,546
糖果和朱古力嗎?

200
00:10:29,630 --> 00:10:32,299
不,只是牛奶拖肥朱古力,明白嗎?

201
00:10:32,883 --> 00:10:34,885
酸味軟糖不行,明白嗎?

202
00:10:35,469 --> 00:10:36,512
好

203
00:10:36,595 --> 00:10:39,139
這是個好開始,謝謝

204
00:10:41,350 --> 00:10:42,351
嗨,隊長

205
00:10:45,229 --> 00:10:46,230
這是甚麼事?

206
00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:48,148
莉碧嘉讓我用這間房當辦公室

207
00:10:48,232 --> 00:10:50,943
直到她找到一個適合的位置
所以我有這個

208
00:10:51,026 --> 00:10:53,695
如果他們需要用這房間
我便把所有東西掃進箱內

209
00:10:53,779 --> 00:10:55,822
真有效率,想去看電影嗎?

210
00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:58,492
-你係咪有病?
-咩話?

211
00:10:58,575 --> 00:11:00,702
我昨天問你去唔去喝咖啡

212
00:11:00,786 --> 00:11:02,538
-你說你很忙
-我是很忙

213
00:11:02,621 --> 00:11:05,040
-你昨晚沒有覆我短訊
-對,我在忙

214
00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:07,042
那個吻呢?你親得很像很糟糕

215
00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:09,002
但其實不是,我很興奮

216
00:11:09,086 --> 00:11:11,880
-我同意
-你係咪有病,羅伊?

217
00:11:11,964 --> 00:11:14,299
聽好,我是個專業足球員

218
00:11:14,383 --> 00:11:16,510
我試過千千萬萬次一夜情

219
00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:17,594
-我也是
-好

220
00:11:17,678 --> 00:11:19,513
-我不知道為甚麼我們要吹牛
-我也不知道

221
00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:22,599
常常感覺很空洞,不是第一部份

222
00:11:22,683 --> 00:11:24,643
-對,一開始很正
-真的很正

223
00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:27,020
-但當結束後,我覺得...
-感覺很差

224
00:11:27,104 --> 00:11:30,148
對,最終常常手錶被偷

225
00:11:30,232 --> 00:11:32,609
或者媒體報導我細佬是彎的

226
00:11:32,693 --> 00:11:33,986
真的嗎?

227
00:11:34,069 --> 00:11:35,904
不,只是我屁股用力
把細佬看似是彎的

228
00:11:35,988 --> 00:11:38,782
重點是我想用不同的方式對待

229
00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:42,452
我早應該跟你說的,對不起

230
00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:48,584
我試著誠實一點

231
00:11:49,293 --> 00:11:50,294
謝謝

232
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,087
好吧

233
00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:56,884
你想你應該知道我跟占美上床了

234
00:11:56,967 --> 00:11:58,051
對,我知道

235
00:11:58,135 --> 00:11:59,511
我是指昨晚

236
00:12:01,263 --> 00:12:02,890
我不知道你喜歡我

237
00:12:02,973 --> 00:12:05,392
我不知道你要甚麼,我很清楚他想甚麼

238
00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:08,145
你跟他上床來報復我
我連自己做了甚麼都不知道

239
00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:10,898
不,我...不

240
00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:12,649
不

241
00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:13,734
是

242
00:12:14,318 --> 00:12:16,236
對,我正好這樣做了

243
00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:20,991
我錯了,羅伊,真的對不起

244
00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:24,077
但你要接受

245
00:12:26,455 --> 00:12:28,916
不如你想到如何再說出感受

246
00:12:28,999 --> 00:12:30,542
然後再來找我談?

247
00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:40,594
(成功金字塔)

248
00:12:45,349 --> 00:12:46,350
嗨,羅伊

249
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,106
你在想事情嗎?

250
00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:57,277
你只會嘆氣一聲嗎?

251
00:12:57,361 --> 00:12:59,947
好,我試猜猜,來吧

252
00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:02,950
你在想購買第一間房子

253
00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:05,202
不,不是,好

254
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:08,497
你剛發現你爸可能是個族種主義者

255
00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:11,124
夠了,他60多歲了,來自西倫敦

256
00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:12,543
我爸當然是個族種主義者

257
00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:15,379
聽好,我和琪麗可能有點曖昧

258
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:18,882
但每次我想起她

259
00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:21,260
我只會想到可惡的占美塔特

260
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:27,599
看來有人墮入人生最大的煩惱

261
00:13:27,683 --> 00:13:28,684
三角戀

262
00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:31,937
第二個煩惱當然就是

263
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:34,106
“我碰巧看到外母在換泳衣”

264
00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:36,900
你覺得我有心情聽這種低級笑話嗎?

265
00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:38,318
對,羅伊,你沒有

266
00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:40,946
但我要辯護一下,有時候會

267
00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:43,073
但我知道應該怎樣做

268
00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:45,576
你在做甚麼?

269
00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:47,661
不用煩惱,老友

270
00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:51,707
幾分鐘後,你的三角戀便會迎刃而解

271
00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:54,168
我要召集鑽石狗

272
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:56,295
誰是鑽石狗?

273
00:13:56,378 --> 00:13:58,672
是一班會關心你的人,羅伊

274
00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:01,884
不是那種在嘻哈演唱會上不舉手狂歡的人

275
00:14:01,967 --> 00:14:04,136
好,是你和琪麗的問題,對嗎?

276
00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:07,806
-我早猜到
-愛情萌芽期總是這樣

277
00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:09,600
好,這是個大惡夢

278
00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:12,519
我覺得你跟琪麗就像曲奇和忌廉

279
00:14:12,603 --> 00:14:15,898
我們都同意兩者一起很好吃,對嗎?

280
00:14:15,981 --> 00:14:17,191
-對
-比喻得真好

281
00:14:17,274 --> 00:14:20,027
對,我喜歡她
但所有人都知道她的前男友是誰

282
00:14:20,110 --> 00:14:22,154
卑鄙之王

283
00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:24,364
他一直在我腦海中

284
00:14:24,448 --> 00:14:25,824
我不明白問題所在

285
00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:27,576
琪麗很友善

286
00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:31,330
得到她這樣的人喜歡,一定很...好

287
00:14:31,413 --> 00:14:33,290
向哥舒詠兄弟致敬

288
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,708
對,哥舒詠兄弟

289
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,418
搞錯,你們仍未明白問題!

290
00:14:36,502 --> 00:14:37,461
謝謝

291
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:41,423
當然羅伊過去跟很多人上過床

292
00:14:41,507 --> 00:14:45,552
但琪麗的浪漫性愛史比羅伊的豐富

293
00:14:45,636 --> 00:14:46,970
這就是問題!

294
00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:49,223
他在說反話

295
00:14:49,306 --> 00:14:51,183
我喜歡教練諷刺別人

296
00:14:51,767 --> 00:14:53,227
我無法控制自己的情緒

297
00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:56,188
所以你應該讓情緒主導自己

298
00:14:57,231 --> 00:14:58,315
他又來了

299
00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:00,067
觀察力真好

300
00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:02,986
羅伊,先別管錢德賓了,幫幫我

301
00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:05,364
不要讓她的過去毀了你們的將來,好嗎?

302
00:15:05,447 --> 00:15:07,574
她昨晚跟他上床了

303
00:15:10,244 --> 00:15:13,038
-你們正式在一起了嗎?
-沒有

304
00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:15,082
-你們上床了嗎?
-沒有

305
00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:16,792
教練,你想說白一點嗎?

306
00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:20,629
成熟點,接受吧

307
00:15:23,507 --> 00:15:25,467
鑽石狗又成功了

308
00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:30,722
全部都是怪人

309
00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:34,560
(富樂酒廠)

310
00:15:35,394 --> 00:15:37,855
好,牛奶姐妹到了嗎?

311
00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:39,565
你想我去後面看看嗎?

312
00:15:40,232 --> 00:15:42,234
-不要讓我後悔,乜都得
-別擔心...

313
00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:43,986
我會做個紳士,好嗎?

314
00:15:44,069 --> 00:15:47,865
不知道她們有沒有看過《BJ單身日記》?

315
00:15:48,532 --> 00:15:50,450
對不起,這不好笑,我可以做得好一點

316
00:15:50,534 --> 00:15:53,036
天啊,這是個壞主意
我說真的,你回家吧

317
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,414
-別這樣,會很有趣的
-夠了

318
00:15:57,416 --> 00:15:58,750
她在這裡

319
00:16:02,421 --> 00:16:03,547
魯伯特,你為何在這裡?

320
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,382
我們來慶祝

321
00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:07,676
莉碧嘉...

322
00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:09,094
很高興再見到你

323
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,847
-他是乜都得
-你好嗎?

324
00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:13,765
好,跟我們喝一杯吧

325
00:16:13,849 --> 00:16:16,226
給你,魯伯特,還要甚麼嗎?

326
00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:19,354
給我的朋友幾杯酒,謝謝你,梅爾

327
00:16:19,438 --> 00:16:23,400
你真可人,全身上下都散發著魅力

328
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:24,985
先別興奮起來

329
00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:30,240
謝謝你的邀請

330
00:16:30,324 --> 00:16:32,117
但其實我們來是為了見牛奶姐妹見面

331
00:16:32,201 --> 00:16:33,577
她們現在不會來了

332
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,329
不,她們過期了嗎?

333
00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:36,413
甚麼?

334
00:16:37,331 --> 00:16:38,832
對,我...

335
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:44,588
我知道我不能擁有球會的股份

336
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:48,509
但她們人很好,把那少許股份賣給貝絲了

337
00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:51,720
我總覺得要先還清大學學費

338
00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:54,097
才能買下一間球會

339
00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:58,894
很明顯她需要一些經濟支援

340
00:16:58,977 --> 00:17:02,356
但當我們結婚後,她的會變成我的

341
00:17:02,439 --> 00:17:07,027
而我的...就會繼續是我的
我是跟你學的

342
00:17:07,653 --> 00:17:08,779
你訂婚了嗎?

343
00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:14,826
嘩,恭喜

344
00:17:14,910 --> 00:17:16,203
所以你跟我們喝一杯吧

345
00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:19,830
各位!跟我們喝一杯,入我數

346
00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:25,503
三杯啤酒,麻煩你,梅爾
免費的,我們想要球鞋杯

347
00:17:26,505 --> 00:17:27,464
敬列治文!

348
00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:32,386
列治文...

349
00:17:33,387 --> 00:17:37,182
好,你最有興趣發展為事業的是快樂?

350
00:17:37,266 --> 00:17:39,101
對,快樂,很多快樂

351
00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:42,104
我不知道能否令你有錢收,丹尼

352
00:17:42,187 --> 00:17:44,356
我喜歡免費為人帶來快樂

353
00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:47,025
-好,謝謝,丹尼
-不用客氣

354
00:17:48,277 --> 00:17:50,988
嗨,足球就是生命,隊長

355
00:17:51,446 --> 00:17:52,447
好

356
00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:59,329
我不再因占美生氣了

357
00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:01,832
我是個大人,不是個小朋友

358
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:04,668
我接受了

359
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:07,379
好,你介意跟房內其他人說嗎?

360
00:18:08,380 --> 00:18:10,007
傳媒應該要知道

361
00:18:17,848 --> 00:18:18,891
肯特先生!

362
00:18:18,974 --> 00:18:21,727
-是
-嗨,我是琪麗,《獨立女士報》

363
00:18:22,561 --> 00:18:24,354
你可以再重覆一次你剛才的話嗎?

364
00:18:25,189 --> 00:18:26,899
我接受了

365
00:18:26,982 --> 00:18:29,276
今晚可以跟你約會嗎?拜託?

366
00:18:34,907 --> 00:18:35,908
好,你

367
00:18:36,867 --> 00:18:39,328
琪麗鍾斯,《獨立女士報網上版》

368
00:18:39,411 --> 00:18:41,955
為甚麼我要相信你突然改變心意?

369
00:18:43,332 --> 00:18:45,292
因為相比我討厭他,我更喜歡你

370
00:18:47,628 --> 00:18:49,880
只差一點點,相當接近

371
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:53,425
好,有頭髮的女士

372
00:18:53,509 --> 00:18:55,469
琪麗鍾斯,《獨立女士雜誌》

373
00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:58,263
如果我答應你,你會帶我去哪裡?

374
00:18:58,347 --> 00:19:01,517
-我不知道,喝咖啡?
-不能好一點嗎?

375
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,727
-吃晚餐
-好,聽來不錯

376
00:19:08,065 --> 00:19:11,151
好,有眼睛的女士

377
00:19:11,235 --> 00:19:14,029
琪麗鍾斯,《獨立女士報星期日特刊》

378
00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:15,948
你可以詳細講述

379
00:19:16,031 --> 00:19:18,408
甚麼臀部動作會令你細佬看似是彎的?

380
00:19:18,492 --> 00:19:20,869
好,問答環節結束,我們在球場上見

381
00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:25,832
敬魯伯特!

382
00:19:27,668 --> 00:19:30,629
各位朋友、列治文球迷、鄉親們

383
00:19:30,712 --> 00:19:33,841
我們球會的惡夢要結束,我回來了

384
00:19:33,924 --> 00:19:36,885
真好,因為乜都得太差了

385
00:19:36,969 --> 00:19:38,929
-不是冒犯你的意思,乜都得
-不緊要,巴茲

386
00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:40,973
你、謝洛美和彼德

387
00:19:41,056 --> 00:19:42,307
一直坦率表達自己的感受

388
00:19:42,391 --> 00:19:44,351
英超聯領隊知道我們的名字,真好

389
00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:46,103
-我知道,對吧?
-閉嘴,你兩個笨蛋

390
00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:48,438
我再試試,不要幫我

391
00:19:48,522 --> 00:19:50,357
好,如果她能擲中標靶

392
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,484
我想大家就如贏得英格蘭足總盃般
狂歡起來

393
00:19:58,907 --> 00:19:59,908
你想走嗎?

394
00:20:00,993 --> 00:20:02,452
我不想給他滿足感

395
00:20:03,287 --> 00:20:06,832
莉碧嘉,是時候再做朋友了

396
00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:11,170
特別是我和貝絲

397
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:13,630
每個星期都會跟你一起坐在包廂裡

398
00:20:13,714 --> 00:20:14,882
我不會每個星期都去的

399
00:20:14,965 --> 00:20:16,425
我會

400
00:20:16,508 --> 00:20:21,346
每個星期他們用相機影我

401
00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:25,309
問我你過得怎樣,我會告訴他們

402
00:20:26,143 --> 00:20:28,896
會毫不留情

403
00:20:32,107 --> 00:20:35,986
魯伯特,你們對擲飛鏢很認真對嗎?

404
00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:38,906
這...你們玩的桌球遊戲

405
00:20:38,989 --> 00:20:40,866
跟一個曲奇品牌名字相似,那是甚麼?

406
00:20:41,491 --> 00:20:43,285
-司諾克?
-對了,就是這個,對

407
00:20:43,368 --> 00:20:46,788
天啊,我想躺在梳化上,蓋著毛毯

408
00:20:46,872 --> 00:20:49,708
看《電子情書》,吃曲奇

409
00:20:51,835 --> 00:20:52,836
試試怎麼樣

410
00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:55,005
嘩!擲中了

411
00:20:55,631 --> 00:20:58,842
-你喜歡飛鏢嗎,乜都得?
-還可以

412
00:20:58,926 --> 00:21:02,179
我較喜歡掟豆袋遊戲

413
00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:05,265
來比賽一下好嗎?

414
00:21:05,349 --> 00:21:09,561
我們來打賭一萬鎊?

415
00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:14,650
當我沉迷白汁義大利闊條麵時

416
00:21:14,733 --> 00:21:16,527
我的醫生說這過了火

417
00:21:17,236 --> 00:21:19,196
這樣好嗎?如果你贏了

418
00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:21,823
我讓你來選本季最後兩場比賽的上陣名單

419
00:21:22,366 --> 00:21:25,410
但如果我贏了,你不能走近球主包廂

420
00:21:25,494 --> 00:21:27,037
至少在莉碧嘉話事期間不能

421
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:28,330
乜都得

422
00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:30,415
你在搞甚麼鬼?

423
00:21:30,499 --> 00:21:32,167
我想有人叫這做白武士

424
00:21:32,251 --> 00:21:33,460
但我只是按自己心情做事

425
00:21:33,544 --> 00:21:34,545
-沒事的
-不,乜都得

426
00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:37,464
-你覺得如何?
-一言為定

427
00:21:37,548 --> 00:21:39,800
-好
-雙分始尾賽

428
00:21:39,883 --> 00:21:41,718
都聽你的,魯伯特

429
00:21:41,802 --> 00:21:44,555
告訴我我贏或輸就好,好嗎?

430
00:21:44,638 --> 00:21:46,557
我忘記了有帶這個

431
00:21:48,851 --> 00:21:50,394
對,等等

432
00:21:51,395 --> 00:21:52,938
我忘記我是左撇子

433
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:56,984
一定會很有趣

434
00:21:59,361 --> 00:22:01,363
-我們要去哪裡吃晚餐?
-是個驚喜

435
00:22:02,030 --> 00:22:03,031
很好

436
00:22:06,201 --> 00:22:07,536
我要問你點事

437
00:22:07,619 --> 00:22:11,290
那天你說你太忙所以沒有覆我短訊...

438
00:22:11,373 --> 00:22:12,833
對,因為我很忙

439
00:22:12,916 --> 00:22:14,877
但你從沒告訴我你在忙甚麼

440
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:16,420
對,因為那是私人事

441
00:22:17,754 --> 00:22:19,506
你在跟別人約會嗎?

442
00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:23,260
如果是也沒關係,我只是想知道
我不會看起來那麼笨

443
00:22:23,343 --> 00:22:25,053
我去了做瑜伽,好嗎?

444
00:22:25,137 --> 00:22:27,264
我跟一班60歲婆婆做瑜伽

445
00:22:27,347 --> 00:22:28,640
她們不知道我是誰

446
00:22:28,724 --> 00:22:30,726
一星期上兩堂,對我的核心肌肉很好

447
00:22:30,809 --> 00:22:33,312
通常只上一小時,但瑪琳正離婚

448
00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:35,314
所以她想聊聊天,抒發一下

449
00:22:35,397 --> 00:22:37,274
我們最後在基吧留到凌晨兩點

450
00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:39,818
然後跟些變裝皇后在巴勒姆吃法式薄餅

451
00:22:41,403 --> 00:22:44,114
如我所說,這是私人事

452
00:22:44,198 --> 00:22:45,532
我要親你了

453
00:22:45,616 --> 00:22:47,951
除非又會令你跑掉

454
00:22:48,035 --> 00:22:51,914
我知道你想慢慢來
我也尊重你的想法,但...

455
00:22:52,581 --> 00:22:56,376
或許我能摸摸你的屁股,你摸我的...

456
00:23:05,677 --> 00:23:07,721
你有沒有禮貌的?

457
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:10,599
你影相前應該先問一下

458
00:23:11,517 --> 00:23:13,685
例如,我可以拿走這個嗎?

459
00:23:13,769 --> 00:23:15,521
-不
-我就是要拿走

460
00:23:16,271 --> 00:23:18,565
給你,我們拍拖的第一張相

461
00:23:19,358 --> 00:23:21,318
來吧,我煮晚餐給你吃

462
00:23:25,239 --> 00:23:27,407
180!

463
00:23:27,491 --> 00:23:28,867
恭喜你,魯伯特,恭喜

464
00:23:28,951 --> 00:23:31,453
好快快閉嘴,不然我把你的嘴封起來

465
00:23:32,829 --> 00:23:35,332
我現在可以把上陣名單告訴你了嗎
乜都得?

466
00:23:35,415 --> 00:23:39,378
我要把奧比桑尼亞放到後衛
他本來就該做後衛

467
00:23:39,461 --> 00:23:41,421
這跟我說的一樣,不是嗎?

468
00:23:41,505 --> 00:23:43,507
不...這不全是乜都得的錯

469
00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:47,469
都怪我前妻把這鄉下人帶到這個國家

470
00:23:47,553 --> 00:23:49,179
我知道她一直都有點挑剔

471
00:23:49,263 --> 00:23:52,474
但我沒想過她會毀了整隊球隊

472
00:23:53,225 --> 00:23:54,309
喂!

473
00:23:55,644 --> 00:23:57,688
我還拿著飛鏢,你最好禮貌點

474
00:23:57,771 --> 00:23:58,856
拜託

475
00:24:00,858 --> 00:24:02,693
(魯伯特,怪人)

476
00:24:03,277 --> 00:24:05,279
梅爾,我要擲多少分才能贏?

477
00:24:05,362 --> 00:24:07,447
兩個60分和中紅心

478
00:24:09,616 --> 00:24:10,617
祝你好運

479
00:24:13,787 --> 00:24:17,082
魯伯特,人們一直都低估了我

480
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,752
很多年來我都不知道為甚麼
這曾經讓我很煩惱

481
00:24:20,836 --> 00:24:23,505
但有一天,我載兒子上學

482
00:24:23,589 --> 00:24:27,092
我看到牆上寫著華特惠特曼的名句

483
00:24:27,176 --> 00:24:30,220
那是“保持好奇心
但不要用主觀去評論他人”

484
00:24:31,180 --> 00:24:32,306
我很喜歡

485
00:24:36,268 --> 00:24:38,604
然後我回到車上,駕車上班

486
00:24:38,687 --> 00:24:40,731
然後我突然想通了

487
00:24:40,814 --> 00:24:45,652
所有過往貶低我的人
他們都沒保持好奇心

488
00:24:46,737 --> 00:24:48,614
他們以為自己甚麼都知道

489
00:24:48,697 --> 00:24:52,201
他們批評一切,批評每個人

490
00:24:53,368 --> 00:24:55,913
然後我發現他們低估了我...

491
00:24:57,873 --> 00:24:59,750
這完全與我無關

492
00:25:01,585 --> 00:25:04,588
因為如果他們好奇的話,便會問問題

493
00:25:05,172 --> 00:25:06,381
你知道嗎?

494
00:25:06,465 --> 00:25:09,885
例如是“你常玩飛鏢嗎,乜都得?”

495
00:25:14,306 --> 00:25:17,434
然後我會答:“是的

496
00:25:18,227 --> 00:25:20,646
從10歲至16歲

497
00:25:20,729 --> 00:25:23,649
我每個星期天都跟爸爸在酒吧擲飛鏢
我16歲那年他過身了”

498
00:25:29,488 --> 00:25:30,906
好了

499
00:25:37,788 --> 00:25:39,998
-表現很不錯,魯伯特
-來,走吧

500
00:25:41,041 --> 00:25:44,253
你是個迷人的安慰獎

501
00:25:44,753 --> 00:25:47,589
莉碧嘉,乜都得,玩得開心點

502
00:25:47,673 --> 00:25:48,966
梅爾,你也是

503
00:25:49,591 --> 00:25:52,261
天啊,太爽了

504
00:25:52,344 --> 00:25:54,137
真好玩,對

505
00:25:54,221 --> 00:25:56,515
-現在只欠一件事要做
-甚麼?

506
00:25:59,017 --> 00:26:00,185
我真的要做嗎?

507
00:26:03,230 --> 00:26:05,023
全部入我數!

508
00:26:14,366 --> 00:26:17,327
(列治文球會)

509
00:26:19,121 --> 00:26:21,832
各位,我可以繼續看你們做
這種北韓軍訓式訓練

510
00:26:21,915 --> 00:26:23,750
但幫我一個忙

511
00:26:23,834 --> 00:26:25,127
你說甚麼我們都做,教練!

512
00:26:25,210 --> 00:26:27,462
有點誇張,森,但我理解

513
00:26:27,546 --> 00:26:28,922
因為我說到有關軍訓的事

514
00:26:29,006 --> 00:26:30,174
我們來這樣做

515
00:26:30,257 --> 00:26:32,176
有幾多人看過《芝麻街》?

516
00:26:37,514 --> 00:26:40,309
-早晨,希堅斯
-早晨,等等

517
00:26:40,392 --> 00:26:42,352
很好,過來,很好

518
00:26:43,270 --> 00:26:45,564
對...等等,等我回到我的位置

519
00:26:45,647 --> 00:26:47,524
好,來了...來

520
00:26:47,608 --> 00:26:51,987
(嗨,老闆!)

521
00:26:53,030 --> 00:26:54,031
嗨,乜都得

522
00:26:54,615 --> 00:26:55,657
聽不到!

523
00:26:57,492 --> 00:26:59,203
嗨!

524
00:26:59,286 --> 00:27:01,038
好...

525
00:27:01,121 --> 00:27:02,706
我們感覺到,她感覺到了!

526
00:27:02,789 --> 00:27:05,292
我就是要這樣,好...

527
00:27:06,502 --> 00:27:08,170
站起來站得太快了

528
00:27:09,213 --> 00:27:12,132
乜都得昨天狠狠地羞辱了魯伯特

529
00:27:12,925 --> 00:27:13,926
很好

530
00:27:14,927 --> 00:27:15,928
有個壞消息

531
00:27:16,011 --> 00:27:21,016
本季決賽有一萬張門票仍未出售

532
00:27:21,099 --> 00:27:22,476
賣給作客球迷

533
00:27:23,644 --> 00:27:26,855
莉碧嘉,曼城很快會買光

534
00:27:26,939 --> 00:27:30,108
我們的主場會變成一片藍海

535
00:27:30,943 --> 00:27:32,361
這會氣死魯伯特

536
00:27:32,444 --> 00:27:36,281
這會影響我們,我們在降班邊緣

537
00:27:36,365 --> 00:27:37,783
就這樣做吧,希堅斯

538
00:27:39,743 --> 00:27:41,954
去死吧!

539
00:27:42,037 --> 00:27:43,205
甚麼?

540
00:27:43,288 --> 00:27:44,540
我受夠了

541
00:27:45,791 --> 00:27:49,920
即使你一直折磨魯伯特
也不能消除你的傷痛

542
00:27:50,003 --> 00:27:52,214
當你跟我吃午餐

543
00:27:52,297 --> 00:27:53,841
魯伯特在我家裡跟別人上床時
你的道德去了哪裡?

544
00:27:55,217 --> 00:27:56,677
我以為我們是朋友

545
00:27:57,636 --> 00:28:01,473
你常有機會做對的事,但都沒有做到

546
00:28:01,557 --> 00:28:02,933
正一膽小鬼

547
00:28:03,725 --> 00:28:07,938
你說得對,我值得被罵的,對

548
00:28:08,021 --> 00:28:13,443
我應該勇敢一點,對不起

549
00:28:13,527 --> 00:28:17,239
但我現在就跟你說,收手吧

550
00:28:17,322 --> 00:28:18,615
否則如何?

551
00:28:19,741 --> 00:28:20,742
我辭職

552
00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:23,662
我知道會怎樣

553
00:28:24,204 --> 00:28:27,082
你會回來卑躬屈膝求我再請你
然後我再請你

554
00:28:27,165 --> 00:28:30,085
但我會令你的人生慘痛一點

555
00:28:40,179 --> 00:28:41,430
嗨

556
00:28:44,099 --> 00:28:45,893
是你叫記者影這張相的

557
00:28:45,976 --> 00:28:48,520
羅伊和我在狗仔隊的相機記憶卡找到

558
00:28:48,604 --> 00:28:50,439
他說你聘用了他

559
00:28:50,522 --> 00:28:53,192
不要否認或者扮不知道

560
00:28:55,027 --> 00:28:57,404
要不你跟乜都得坦白說清楚
要不就由我來說

561
00:29:34,399 --> 00:29:36,401
(字萬翻譯:賴芷晴)