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今天由莉莎卡姆蓮和嘉咸彼德

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旁述列治文對阿仙奴的賽事

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-歡迎,嘉咸
-很高興能來到這裡,莉莎

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今天又是羅伊肯特
表現低迷期間的艱苦一天

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在過去九場比賽,肯特...

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...但失去進攻權次數幾乎翻倍

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今天還射入烏龍球...

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你在這裡

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大家都走了嗎?

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對,除了羅哈斯

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他還在球場上操練

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傻仔

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-是嗎?
-是

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有人點了羅伊加冰,是嗎?

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有多冷?

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凍死了

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看著你坐在裡面我就覺得凍

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你跟我說我搞垮了,然後就走好嗎?

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我不會這樣做

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我累球隊輸了,我是垃圾

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冷靜,你今日狀態不好,沒事的

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“沒事的”?

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對,沒事的

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你如活地亞倫吹單簧管般折磨自己

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我不想聽,好嗎?

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別這樣,別怪責自己,好嗎?

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喂,我支持你的,不會有任何事有改變

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看著你在筒裡,就像個黑髮厭世奧斯卡

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-關燈嗎?
-關

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不要再留下來了,拜託
留了我們,留了自己

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放手吧

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-好了
-你好,羅伊

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先休息一會兒,回來後

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我們會看看占美塔特在曼城的精彩表現

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(從前有個老鬼叫肯特...)

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(乜都得教練)

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好,就這樣,很好

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喂,小心,姬摩絲

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英國超模界又有一個新成員了

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-甚麼?是嗎?
-好,我想我們拍完了

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我怕你要吃一下餅乾
所以拿過來了,要嗎?

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天啊,你做這種事會緊張嗎?

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只是一篇以女士在足球界為題的報導
沒甚麼大不了

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有四位女士,包括我、凱倫
迪莉亞和維多利亞碧咸

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不是吧,當模範責任很大

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你不覺得外面會有個小女孩

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穿著紫色套裝

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幻想自己有一天會成為運動界強人

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她看了這篇報導便會想

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“天啊,我的夢想可能會成真的”

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在你所說的情景下,那個小女孩
會看《足球經濟季刊》嗎?

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誰知道?小女孩佷神秘的

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傻氣但有活力
我多年前就放棄不研究她們了

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我希望希堅斯也看到這一幕

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他一定會替你感到超級高興

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我不知道,乜都得

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希堅斯辭職時,他說得很清楚

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他對我的感受,不是正面的

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不,我會把這想法歸類為負面,好嗎?

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我保證,他會改變主意的

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-好,我要轉話題
-好

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球隊進入決賽周的士氣如何?

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對於上一場敗仗我仍然有點心痛

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是嗎?

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當然

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-喂,琪麗
-嗨,乜都得

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湯福特的市場部職員有再聯絡你嗎?

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有

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他們說要沿用原本的模特兒

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真壞

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我知道,但他們說

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如果他們要找凡人來拍廣告或
做些諷刺性的廣告

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你會在他們的考慮名單上

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好吧,那不錯

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我可以借你談談嗎,莉碧嘉?

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來吧

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天啊,這裡有臭腳味

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臭味馬上湧過來,不是嗎?

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又熱又悶,就像有隻腳放在你鼻前
你聞到嗎?

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你真是個自大精,莉碧嘉

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為甚麼你仍未告訴乜都得?

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我要告訴他了

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甚麼時候?

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想像一下你對不應該這樣對待他的人
做了一些無可原諒的事

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看著他們雙眼,告訴他們自己做了甚麼事

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我不用想像,我做過了

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八年級,我在祖安娜威靈頓的儲物櫃大便

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我跟她道歉

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她沒有邀請我去她的生日會
一星期後我們便和好了

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去告訴他

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不好意思,為甚麼你要在她儲物櫃大便?

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我不知道,我那時才13歲

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甚麼?小女孩總是神秘黑暗又危險

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-好
-這不是重點!

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-好
-天啊

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對不起,嘩

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我知道女士喜歡鞋,但別這樣吧
太誇張了

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對不起,這是性別歧視

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我沒預料過這裡會有人

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但你們在這裡,很好

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慢慢,我走了,對不起

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現在告訴乜都得有甚麼用?

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改變不了甚麼

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可以改變到我對你的看法

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大衛,今季只剩下對曼城的比賽

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我們的目標是像威利尼爾森般嗨起來

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是嗎?

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特倫特格林呢?

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我記得你是《地球日報》記者,是嗎?

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特倫特格林,《獨立報》

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是,對了,你的問題是甚麼,特倫特?

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在你的任期內,很多年青球員都有所進步

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但羅伊肯特卻出了問題

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他在上一場踢得很差,你有何想法?

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你可以問羅伊,他會說那天他不在狀態

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但我現在就會告訴你

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羅伊肯特是球隊的中流砥柱

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好,現在來做點別的

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如果你性格內向,請舉手

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你們繼續問問題

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騙你們的!

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如果你們真的性格內向
便會靜得像教堂裡的小老鼠

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除非那是威斯特布路浸信會
他們喧鬧不停

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嗨,怎麼了?

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請坐下

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好

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我覺得你們像是要做即興喜劇

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或者告訴我你們在拍拖

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兩者都可以,因為我支持同性平等

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我們要把羅伊放到後備名單

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我明白,好

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不只一場踢得差,教練

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他老態盡現

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過去至少五場中犯下大錯

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我們只是還未被人追過去咬屁股

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但昨天我們的屁股上已經有牙印了

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很深的牙印,通常是要付錢才有的

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(莉碧嘉,即老闆
我有話要跟你說)

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兩位...我不會把羅伊放到後備名單

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他是我們的隊長

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但我想你們知道我很重視你們的意見

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即使意見是不對的

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我真的希望你們要做即興表演

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我要走了

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-你付錢要人咬你?
-不,當然不是

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對不起,我...

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有人請過我咬他

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哪裡?

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嗨,怎麼了?

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有些事我要告訴你

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洗耳恭聽

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好,我不會轉彎抹角

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我...直接說重點

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不會拉拉扯扯,因為這樣很討厭

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絕對不會拖拉

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拖拉...這個字很好,是嗎?

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拖拉...

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不知道它的字根是甚麼

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很明顯有“拖”的意思
但“拉”?拉...

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我不知道,喂!為甚麼不查一下?

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-你有字典嗎?
-沒有,你沒事嗎?

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-我?
-對

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我很好!

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對,好極了

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乜都得,你覺得你可以晚一點再來嗎?

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好,當然沒問題,我會按下回帶鍵

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天啊...

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來吧...我是個成年人

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我可以...冷靜點

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冷靜點,好,天啊

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驚喜

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-魯伯特
-你看起來很焦急

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希堅斯在哪裡?

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我辭退他了

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為甚麼?希堅斯做得很好

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他的唯一缺點是

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每次我借筆給他

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他都會像焦急的小狗咬筆

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乖

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對,他走了

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可惜,對,可能他現在會接受我的聘請

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看,魯伯特,你嘗試買回球會或者...

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不,在你聽到任何消息前
我想先告訴你一些事

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貝絲和我有寶寶了

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又一個驚喜

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-但你總是說...
-我覺得我們可以成熟處理這件事

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你很成熟,好

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你快70歲了,有寶寶?

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你是個聖經內的人物嗎?

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當你的小朋友踏入青春期

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你已經是個老爺爺,只得一張黑卡

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冷靜點,甜心

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不要這樣叫我

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人會變,我想要小朋友

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我想我只是不想跟你...

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之前不想

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說到底,找到對的人才是重點,對嗎?

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當然

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真高興我可以親口跟你說

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我不想你看報紙才知道

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對曼城一戰祝你好運

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有些事我要告訴你

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似曾相識的感覺

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我是個大賤人

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不,這句倒是新的

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乜都得,我對你說謊了

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我聘請你是因為我想這球隊落敗

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我想你失敗

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只要有機會,我都會搞破壞

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是我聘請那個記者拍攝
你和琪麗那張照片的

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我約特倫特格林做專訪,希望他會侮辱你

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我指使要占美塔特重返曼城

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即使你叫我不要這樣做

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這個球隊是魯伯特唯一關心的事
我想破壞它

215
00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:50,627
他對我造成的傷害有多少
我就想帶給他同樣的痛苦

216
00:11:51,420 --> 00:11:55,591
我不關心我利用了誰或傷害了誰

217
00:11:57,009 --> 00:12:01,221
你們都是好人,想做些改變

218
00:12:03,098 --> 00:12:04,641
乜都得,對不起

219
00:12:16,528 --> 00:12:19,531
如果你想辭職或跟記者說,我完全能理解

220
00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:23,911
我原諒你

221
00:12:25,162 --> 00:12:27,122
你...甚麼?為甚麼?

222
00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:28,957
離婚很難受

223
00:12:30,792 --> 00:12:32,544
不管你是離開的那個

224
00:12:32,628 --> 00:12:35,923
還是...被拋低的那個

225
00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:38,675
這會令人做傻事

226
00:12:40,302 --> 00:12:43,805
我竟然在倫敦執教足球隊

227
00:12:43,889 --> 00:12:45,307
太瘋狂了

228
00:12:48,644 --> 00:12:49,645
對

229
00:12:50,521 --> 00:12:52,773
但你給我的這份工作改變了我的生命

230
00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:57,861
讓我有了我需要的空間
看看事情應怎樣處理

231
00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:01,323
對,但你和我...

232
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,284
我們會沒事的

233
00:13:10,749 --> 00:13:11,750
乜都得

234
00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:13,961
來吧,跟我握握手,我手臂快...

235
00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:23,345
我想如果你關心某個人

236
00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:26,598
你的內心總會有份愛

237
00:13:26,682 --> 00:13:29,059
沒有事能難到你的

238
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:30,310
你明白我的意思嗎?

239
00:13:34,815 --> 00:13:36,984
你不只是在說我們,對嗎?

240
00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:40,696
或者是,或者不是

241
00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:43,907
好

242
00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:45,701
我要更衣準備訓練...操練了

243
00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:47,619
算了,誰會管呢?

244
00:13:47,703 --> 00:13:49,621
真高興看到你在這裡,老闆

245
00:13:50,581 --> 00:13:51,999
你令這裡變得有生氣

246
00:13:56,378 --> 00:13:57,754
好,開始了,好嗎?

247
00:13:58,297 --> 00:14:00,674
來吧,大家過來,來吧

248
00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:03,302
各位,你們要記住身體就像隔夜飯

249
00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:05,679
如果不好好翻熱,就會出大問題

250
00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:07,431
食物中毒不是開玩笑的

251
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,308
有一次,我又嘔

252
00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:11,310
同時又肚痾

253
00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:13,937
對,會這樣,還有人想分享嗎?

254
00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:16,815
可以同時做這兩件事的嗎?

255
00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:18,483
身體真奧妙

256
00:14:18,984 --> 00:14:20,944
對,觀點很好,謝謝

257
00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:23,572
各位,我們都知道速度很重要

258
00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:26,200
但可以急停然後馬上改變方向?

259
00:14:26,283 --> 00:14:29,077
這就像肯伊威斯特的
《808 & Heartbreak》

260
00:14:29,161 --> 00:14:30,370
那唱片真是太出色了

261
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:33,123
好,在尼敦擺設的雪糕筒前排隊,去吧

262
00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:35,501
好,是這樣的

263
00:14:35,584 --> 00:14:39,213
起步、急停再起步最慢的那個人是傻瓜
開始吧

264
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:44,843
喂,教練,我今天早晨洗澡前想到個笑話

265
00:14:46,303 --> 00:14:48,096
一隻英國貓頭鷹會說甚麼?

266
00:14:51,642 --> 00:14:52,851
教練,一隻英國貓頭鷹...

267
00:14:55,229 --> 00:14:56,313
我是說早前...

268
00:14:57,981 --> 00:15:00,359
好像我拿著鼻屎追著你似的

269
00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:03,195
好,我知道發生甚麼事了

270
00:15:03,278 --> 00:15:04,404
是因為羅伊,對嗎?

271
00:15:04,488 --> 00:15:07,908
你不理我,又不跟我說話,是個套餐

272
00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:09,368
連中杯飲品嗎?

273
00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:12,454
好

274
00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:15,290
喂,尼敦,英國的貓頭鷹會說甚麼?

275
00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:18,377
你要扮成你聽不見我說話

276
00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:19,837
靜靜地走開,對嗎?

277
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:20,921
對

278
00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:23,507
現在要這樣嗎?

279
00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:27,636
我不理你們兩個了,我要專心操練

280
00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:30,055
好,丹尼,加油...

281
00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:32,850
-搞錯
-你可以的,羅伊

282
00:15:33,892 --> 00:15:35,727
-搞錯!
-加油,羅伊!

283
00:15:35,811 --> 00:15:37,479
-你可以的,羅伊
-搞錯!

284
00:15:37,563 --> 00:15:40,524
對了,罵出來吧,羅伊,罵出來

285
00:15:45,571 --> 00:15:46,572
慘了

286
00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:27,237
好

287
00:16:37,456 --> 00:16:38,874
你在這裡

288
00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:41,084
(列治文)

289
00:16:45,506 --> 00:16:46,507
喂

290
00:16:48,592 --> 00:16:50,969
這裡有很多空位

291
00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:52,846
對,但我的票是這個位置

292
00:16:56,642 --> 00:16:57,768
你好嗎,羅伊?

293
00:16:57,851 --> 00:16:58,977
好,你呢?

294
00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:00,729
好...

295
00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:03,023
我在網上看到一段短片

296
00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:07,236
一隻貓咪和小雞變成朋友

297
00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:08,987
一起生活

298
00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:11,073
這是...讓我給你看,用電話就看到

299
00:17:11,156 --> 00:17:12,156
是甚麼事?

300
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:19,498
很有趣,每次我媽媽要跟我說嚴重的事時

301
00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:23,417
她會...先說點別的

302
00:17:23,502 --> 00:17:27,506
我不知道,說些奇怪的好事

303
00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:29,716
對,我覺得

304
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:33,762
貓和雞可以共處這件事很好

305
00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:42,855
羅伊,我們討論了對曼城的正選名單...

306
00:17:42,938 --> 00:17:44,606
千萬不要,不要放我到後備名單

307
00:17:44,690 --> 00:17:47,442
-不,我只是說說,羅伊,我...
-對,只會說,你只懂說

308
00:17:47,526 --> 00:17:49,570
說著你如何支持我的廢話

309
00:17:49,653 --> 00:17:51,822
-不,喂,我真的支持你
-廢話!

310
00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:54,366
你假扮能信守承諾的人,你真垃圾

311
00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:57,077
你去死吧,去死!

312
00:18:12,384 --> 00:18:14,678
看來有很多驚喜事發生了

313
00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:18,348
例如你留了鬍鬚

314
00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:23,395
這是模仿17世紀佛萊明畫家的凡戴克鬍鬚

315
00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:26,273
-對
-鬍鬚呈現出我的感覺

316
00:18:27,024 --> 00:18:28,275
很放鬆

317
00:18:28,358 --> 00:18:30,527
希堅斯太太覺得如何?

318
00:18:30,611 --> 00:18:32,571
她憎恨到極點

319
00:18:35,407 --> 00:18:36,909
好,聽住...

320
00:18:38,202 --> 00:18:40,704
我跟乜都得坦白了,告訴他所有事

321
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:43,790
然後呢?

322
00:18:43,874 --> 00:18:47,085
你知道那個傻人做了甚麼嗎?
他原諒我

323
00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:49,421
-痴線
-我知道

324
00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:53,717
但這不是我在這裡的原因

325
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,511
我想跟你道歉...

326
00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:58,472
因為我對你很差

327
00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:02,518
迫你成為我幼稚報復計劃的同謀

328
00:19:02,601 --> 00:19:05,145
真的很對不起,希堅斯

329
00:19:08,524 --> 00:19:09,650
嘩

330
00:19:10,943 --> 00:19:13,070
謝謝你,莉碧嘉

331
00:19:15,239 --> 00:19:16,990
我在過去一段時間想歪了

332
00:19:17,407 --> 00:19:18,325
對

333
00:19:19,034 --> 00:19:20,035
但我重回正途

334
00:19:20,786 --> 00:19:22,788
我看得到,這很適合你

335
00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:24,331
不像你的鬍鬚

336
00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:26,834
對不起,我忍不住

337
00:19:31,255 --> 00:19:34,091
我從來沒想過我屋內會有小朋友

338
00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:35,300
占美呢?

339
00:19:37,094 --> 00:19:39,096
我們不能讓她走來走去

340
00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:41,223
我不想她找到我的震蛋

341
00:19:41,306 --> 00:19:44,393
對,那會是個問題
她媽媽說不要給她玩電子產品

342
00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:50,482
你好嗎?

343
00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:52,359
好

344
00:19:55,529 --> 00:19:57,990
我覺得小朋友很美好

345
00:19:58,073 --> 00:20:00,200
恆齒長出來會令乳齒脫掉

346
00:20:00,284 --> 00:20:01,994
身體真奧妙

347
00:20:02,077 --> 00:20:03,704
對上一次我坐在後備席...

348
00:20:03,787 --> 00:20:05,289
你準備說正經事了

349
00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:06,582
很好

350
00:20:07,416 --> 00:20:09,668
等等

351
00:20:11,795 --> 00:20:12,796
過來坐著

352
00:20:17,843 --> 00:20:18,927
攬它

353
00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:22,389
好,我們準備好了,跟我說你的問題吧

354
00:20:25,309 --> 00:20:27,477
羅伊肯特從小開始一直都是

355
00:20:27,561 --> 00:20:28,896
所屬球隊的最佳球員

356
00:20:28,979 --> 00:20:31,315
我喜歡當羅伊肯特

357
00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:35,319
我不知道我能否接受自己成為
叫羅伊的廢人

358
00:20:35,903 --> 00:20:39,489
“沒事吧,羅伊?”,對
“你怎麼了?”,沒事

359
00:20:39,573 --> 00:20:44,453
天啊,我覺得男人為自己
感到可悲時很性感

360
00:20:44,536 --> 00:20:47,080
-夠了
-不,真的,我說真的

361
00:20:47,164 --> 00:20:50,250
如果你告訴我以踢足球來維生來多困難

362
00:20:50,334 --> 00:20:51,293
我想我或者會興奮起來

363
00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:53,045
對我來說不只是場比賽

364
00:20:54,046 --> 00:20:55,547
這是我的全部

365
00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:57,841
這成就了我

366
00:20:57,925 --> 00:20:59,426
這就是我

367
00:20:59,510 --> 00:21:02,012
菲比...

368
00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:03,639
你能過來一下嗎?

369
00:21:06,975 --> 00:21:09,228
你說得對,齊柏林飛船樂隊很好聽

370
00:21:09,728 --> 00:21:11,063
你聽過奶油樂團再算

371
00:21:11,146 --> 00:21:14,149
首先,你先閉上眼睛,好嗎?

372
00:21:15,150 --> 00:21:17,653
好,你可以形容一下羅伊叔叔嗎?

373
00:21:17,736 --> 00:21:20,614
你想到甚麼都可以,開始

374
00:21:21,198 --> 00:21:24,993
他是我叔叔,鬍鬚很刺癢

375
00:21:25,077 --> 00:21:27,371
他會買雪糕給我

376
00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:28,872
他常常說粗口

377
00:21:29,831 --> 00:21:31,708
他很有趣

378
00:21:32,209 --> 00:21:34,586
我愛他

379
00:21:36,755 --> 00:21:38,465
做得好,菲比

380
00:21:39,424 --> 00:21:42,302
看?我沒聽到她說有關足球員的事

381
00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:45,639
誰會理會她說甚麼?她才六歲

382
00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:50,227
重點是你不知道人們怎樣想羅伊肯特

383
00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:54,398
第二,重要的是羅伊肯特你怎樣想羅伊

384
00:22:06,618 --> 00:22:08,829
和別人下棋的是你前女友嗎?

385
00:22:09,329 --> 00:22:11,290
-對
-真殘忍

386
00:22:11,373 --> 00:22:13,041
她只是在下棋

387
00:22:13,542 --> 00:22:14,626
你要堅強點,懂嗎?

388
00:22:15,127 --> 00:22:16,503
你是個好人

389
00:22:20,007 --> 00:22:21,091
喂,大家好

390
00:22:25,429 --> 00:22:27,848
對我們兩個來說啤酒有點多

391
00:22:27,931 --> 00:22:30,058
我以為你跟羅伊說很有困難

392
00:22:30,142 --> 00:22:34,188
教練,你真是個天生會照顧人的人
就像《飛越瘋人院》的院長

393
00:22:35,022 --> 00:22:36,899
我比較像泰伯

394
00:22:40,903 --> 00:22:44,656
但老實說,我沒有跟羅伊說

395
00:22:45,574 --> 00:22:48,452
不要這樣看我,他自己會解決的

396
00:22:49,745 --> 00:22:51,914
我知道你現在很高興,但先別開心

397
00:22:51,997 --> 00:22:53,665
因為我在想...

398
00:22:54,291 --> 00:22:56,460
對曼城我會先讓羅伊上陣

399
00:22:57,044 --> 00:22:59,922
把他放到後備席不但侮辱了他

400
00:23:00,005 --> 00:23:02,341
也會影響他的人生

401
00:23:03,091 --> 00:23:05,636
你比誰都清楚,勝負對我來說並不重要

402
00:23:05,719 --> 00:23:07,387
因為這不是判斷成功與否的方法,對嗎?

403
00:23:07,471 --> 00:23:08,847
搞錯,明明就是!

404
00:23:13,352 --> 00:23:16,855
喂,誰令你如此火爆?

405
00:23:16,939 --> 00:23:19,775
是你!我忍夠了

406
00:23:19,858 --> 00:23:22,027
看,我明白我們在堪薩斯時的任務

407
00:23:22,110 --> 00:23:23,862
但他們是小朋友,但這些是職業球員

408
00:23:23,946 --> 00:23:25,447
勝負對他們來說很重要

409
00:23:25,531 --> 00:23:28,242
對我來說也是,是正常的

410
00:23:29,409 --> 00:23:32,120
-不是嗎,梅爾?
-絕對是

411
00:23:35,082 --> 00:23:36,959
為甚麼你不明白?落敗會帶來影響

412
00:23:37,042 --> 00:23:38,502
我們輸了便會降班

413
00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:41,213
我們降班,一切都完了
之前的努力都白費了

414
00:23:41,797 --> 00:23:45,425
如果你想說球員的感覺
比教練的職責更重要...

415
00:23:47,010 --> 00:23:48,846
我不想跟這麼自私的人喝酒

416
00:23:54,226 --> 00:23:56,728
這是我一生中看過最性感的事

417
00:23:56,812 --> 00:23:57,938
收拾東西吧

418
00:23:58,522 --> 00:24:00,023
她在玩弄你

419
00:24:00,941 --> 00:24:03,110
將軍

420
00:24:44,067 --> 00:24:45,652
-不用了
-你對堅果過敏嗎?

421
00:24:45,736 --> 00:24:47,279
我對手指過敏

422
00:24:47,863 --> 00:24:49,907
我還可以給你甚麼?我有紅酒

423
00:24:50,741 --> 00:24:51,742
有茶

424
00:24:53,410 --> 00:24:54,536
兩日前煮意粉的水

425
00:24:54,953 --> 00:24:56,246
茶就好了

426
00:24:57,331 --> 00:24:59,249
看,我叫你去死真對不起

427
00:25:00,292 --> 00:25:02,461
我平時能更隱藏自己的憤怒

428
00:25:03,837 --> 00:25:04,838
你這樣覺得嗎?

429
00:25:06,381 --> 00:25:07,883
了解自己

430
00:25:07,966 --> 00:25:09,343
安息吧,蘇格拉底

431
00:25:12,221 --> 00:25:14,056
我告訴我姨甥女我或許不會再踢足球了

432
00:25:14,598 --> 00:25:16,934
她問我們可不可以去吃雪糕

433
00:25:17,017 --> 00:25:19,645
至少有人能跟你傾談,對嗎?

434
00:25:20,270 --> 00:25:21,271
雪糕好吃嗎?

435
00:25:21,355 --> 00:25:23,065
好,很好吃

436
00:25:23,148 --> 00:25:24,858
是嗎?雪糕是最好吃的

437
00:25:25,275 --> 00:25:27,528
就像看比利喬爾的現場表演,你知道嗎?

438
00:25:27,611 --> 00:25:28,612
從不令人失望

439
00:25:29,988 --> 00:25:31,532
雖然會令我腸胃脹氣

440
00:25:32,115 --> 00:25:33,450
我指雪糕,不是比利喬爾

441
00:25:33,867 --> 00:25:37,329
我問她如果我沒有落場
她會不會去看比賽

442
00:25:37,788 --> 00:25:38,789
結果?

443
00:25:38,872 --> 00:25:43,126
小豆丁說會,想都沒想,直接對著我說

444
00:25:43,210 --> 00:25:45,337
喂,這是種表演,是嗎?

445
00:25:45,963 --> 00:25:48,298
當維斯阿姨換了演員後

446
00:25:48,382 --> 00:25:49,800
我答應過自己不會再看
《新鮮王子妙事多》

447
00:25:49,883 --> 00:25:52,761
但事實是,只有卡爾頓做得好

448
00:25:52,845 --> 00:25:54,847
我也會坐下來看

449
00:25:55,222 --> 00:25:57,349
叉開話題一下,阿方索里貝羅

450
00:25:57,432 --> 00:26:01,103
是19至21世紀最出色的身體喜劇演員

451
00:26:01,562 --> 00:26:02,771
例如這樣

452
00:26:04,064 --> 00:26:05,607
很有標誌性,對嗎?

453
00:26:05,691 --> 00:26:08,652
我從不知道如果有個成年男人在我面前
扮卡爾頓,我要怎樣回應

454
00:26:08,735 --> 00:26:11,154
你看到做這個動作的剪影就會知道是甚麼

455
00:26:11,238 --> 00:26:15,367
你知道是誰做的,是獨一無二的阿方...

456
00:26:15,450 --> 00:26:17,995
-停了!
-對不起,希普利女士!

457
00:26:18,078 --> 00:26:20,080
上星期一直都這樣

458
00:26:20,873 --> 00:26:22,958
算了,我們應該怎樣做?

459
00:26:23,041 --> 00:26:24,376
你整季都經歷受傷再痊癒

460
00:26:24,459 --> 00:26:26,879
為何我們不說你受傷無法上場?
這樣沒有問題

461
00:26:27,421 --> 00:26:29,923
如果我想來季轉會
這也可以保著我的身價

462
00:26:30,716 --> 00:26:32,718
可能去一個想用我作為正選的球會

463
00:26:32,801 --> 00:26:33,802
別這樣

464
00:26:33,886 --> 00:26:38,473
搞不好我還要去美國踢球

465
00:26:38,891 --> 00:26:40,642
但我會雄霸球壇

466
00:26:40,726 --> 00:26:43,353
他們會說:“足球是這樣踢的?”

467
00:26:43,437 --> 00:26:45,939
很明顯,我個人意願會想你上陣

468
00:26:46,023 --> 00:26:48,066
出席明天的操練和比賽

469
00:26:48,150 --> 00:26:51,528
但你要做對你有利的事

470
00:26:58,493 --> 00:26:59,494
我可以考慮一下嗎?

471
00:27:00,454 --> 00:27:02,789
如果你不考慮一下,我會叫你大笨蛋

472
00:27:11,173 --> 00:27:14,259
跟我老實說,茶是個惡作劇,對嗎?

473
00:27:14,343 --> 00:27:17,346
當沒有我們這種遊客時
你們都知道喝起來好像垃圾

474
00:27:17,804 --> 00:27:20,015
不,我喜歡茶

475
00:27:20,098 --> 00:27:21,808
不是吧,這就像白鴿的汗

476
00:27:26,396 --> 00:27:28,148
很難喝...

477
00:27:28,232 --> 00:27:29,233
好

478
00:27:29,650 --> 00:27:32,486
不,用高的那個換掉矮,他的手比較大

479
00:27:33,779 --> 00:27:35,614
餅乾時間到了

480
00:27:36,448 --> 00:27:38,492
-希堅斯!你回來了!
-對!

481
00:27:38,575 --> 00:27:42,496
好,我知道有些人會覺得我很老土

482
00:27:42,579 --> 00:27:44,873
但我都要說,歡迎歸來

483
00:27:44,957 --> 00:27:46,959
-很高興見到你
-我也很高興見到你

484
00:27:47,042 --> 00:27:49,628
-給你的,老闆,這是你的
-謝謝,乜都得

485
00:27:49,711 --> 00:27:51,255
你要試試這個

486
00:27:51,338 --> 00:27:54,842
不,他不用,分享食物是種關心的表現
但我也帶了給希堅斯的份

487
00:27:54,925 --> 00:27:55,926
甚麼?

488
00:27:56,343 --> 00:27:57,302
你怎知道的?

489
00:27:57,386 --> 00:27:59,096
我直覺知道你會在這裡

490
00:27:59,179 --> 00:28:00,848
-對
-嘩

491
00:28:00,931 --> 00:28:03,600
其實那是給特倫特格林女兒的
她今天三歲生日

492
00:28:03,684 --> 00:28:07,187
-但給你對我來說意思更重大
-甚麼?不...不用

493
00:28:07,271 --> 00:28:08,647
不,不要緊,她不會記得的

494
00:28:08,730 --> 00:28:10,399
乜都得,你告訴她了嗎?

495
00:28:10,482 --> 00:28:12,109
對,幾星期之前,她很期待

496
00:28:12,192 --> 00:28:14,236
但她才三歲,很快會沒事的,沒問題

497
00:28:14,319 --> 00:28:15,988
-不要
-不...我堅持要給你...

498
00:28:16,071 --> 00:28:17,948
我騙你的,我在開玩笑

499
00:28:18,031 --> 00:28:20,784
我預計到這件事,我是為你而做的

500
00:28:21,243 --> 00:28:22,327
謝謝

501
00:28:24,329 --> 00:28:26,790
好了,兩位,晚點見好嗎?
走吧,灰獵犬

502
00:28:28,667 --> 00:28:30,711
對,這肯定是給小女孩的

503
00:28:30,794 --> 00:28:33,213
可能他覺得你傻氣愛玩又神秘

504
00:28:33,297 --> 00:28:34,381
一定是

505
00:28:39,428 --> 00:28:41,263
(肯特)

506
00:28:49,021 --> 00:28:51,773
好了,各位!大家聽好

507
00:28:55,569 --> 00:28:56,570
教練

508
00:29:00,657 --> 00:29:02,826
-現在...
-我知道現在不是說的最佳時機,教練

509
00:29:02,910 --> 00:29:06,163
但自從那天我避開你後
我真的感到不舒服

510
00:29:06,622 --> 00:29:08,165
加上昨晚我發了個惡夢

511
00:29:08,248 --> 00:29:10,292
我像烏鴉般將你啄死

512
00:29:10,375 --> 00:29:11,460
對不起

513
00:29:12,044 --> 00:29:14,713
沒事,尼敦,我們沒事的,好嗎?

514
00:29:15,130 --> 00:29:16,715
-好
-喂,但幫我一個忙

515
00:29:16,798 --> 00:29:19,259
試著在夢中跟我道歉
這樣我們在夢境也會沒事

516
00:29:19,343 --> 00:29:20,928
-好,當然
-謝謝

517
00:29:21,011 --> 00:29:23,931
各位,我們即將面對一場重要比賽
是嗎?

518
00:29:24,890 --> 00:29:26,517
我需要你們...

519
00:29:36,777 --> 00:29:37,778
對不起

520
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:41,573
我六歲的姨甥女找到我女友的震蛋

521
00:29:43,116 --> 00:29:44,660
我要帶她去穿耳洞

522
00:29:44,743 --> 00:29:46,411
嘗試令她忘記

523
00:29:48,580 --> 00:29:49,831
我也試過這樣

524
00:29:50,749 --> 00:29:51,750
我可以說點話嗎?

525
00:29:51,834 --> 00:29:53,460
請便,隊長

526
00:29:57,339 --> 00:30:00,133
今天第二隊要狠狠打敗第一隊

527
00:30:09,434 --> 00:30:12,479
各位!大家準備好,按隊長所說去做

528
00:30:12,563 --> 00:30:14,231
我們去球場一決高下,去吧

529
00:31:05,157 --> 00:31:08,160
(相信)

530
00:31:09,036 --> 00:31:11,038
(字幕翻譯:賴芷晴)