1 00:00:02,669 --> 00:00:05,756 [crowd cheering] 2 00:00:09,259 --> 00:00:10,886 [Arlo] Tartt, edge of the area. 3 00:00:11,637 --> 00:00:14,431 He has options. Chooses Rojas. 4 00:00:14,973 --> 00:00:18,477 -Oh, what a goal! Great finish. -[crowd cheering] 5 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:21,313 You have to say, Chris, from where they started the season, 6 00:00:21,396 --> 00:00:24,066 this Richmond team is unrecognizable! 7 00:00:24,149 --> 00:00:27,569 What a turnaround for AFC Richmond! 8 00:00:27,653 --> 00:00:31,823 And with that Dani Rojas goal, Richmond are now on a four-game winning streak. 9 00:00:31,907 --> 00:00:33,700 They've certainly turned things around 10 00:00:33,784 --> 00:00:36,620 since adding their former captain to the coaching staff, Wrighty? 11 00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:37,788 Absolutely, Seems. 12 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:41,291 And watching Richmond play, you could definitely see the Roy Kent effect. 13 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:45,170 And that leads them nicely into Saturday's FA Cup quarterfinal clash 14 00:00:45,254 --> 00:00:47,589 against Premiership side Tottenham Hotspur. 15 00:00:47,673 --> 00:00:48,841 Yeah, good luck with that. 16 00:00:48,924 --> 00:00:51,552 It kills me to say it, but Tottenham are a top top side. 17 00:00:51,635 --> 00:00:53,136 Unbelievable team. 18 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:56,014 [Seema] Coming up next, we'll preview the quarterfinal 19 00:00:56,098 --> 00:00:58,308 between Bournemouth and Southampton. 20 00:00:58,392 --> 00:01:00,435 -Do you want a cup of tea? -[Rebecca] Yes, please. 21 00:01:01,019 --> 00:01:02,145 [snorts] 22 00:01:06,817 --> 00:01:07,818 [Rebecca giggles] 23 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:09,945 -[man] Sugar? -[Rebecca] No, thank you. 24 00:01:11,530 --> 00:01:16,201 Luca, do you believe in guardian angels? 25 00:01:16,285 --> 00:01:18,370 Are they like Guardians of the Galaxy? 26 00:01:21,707 --> 00:01:23,750 Wait, are you naked in my kitchen? 27 00:01:24,459 --> 00:01:25,669 Wearing a smile. 28 00:01:26,211 --> 00:01:27,671 [Rebecca] Put some clothes on! 29 00:01:28,297 --> 00:01:30,549 Mina the cleaner will be here any second. 30 00:01:35,220 --> 00:01:38,182 Mina. Do you want some tea? 31 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:40,392 Will there be biscuits with that? 32 00:01:40,475 --> 00:01:41,476 Mother. 33 00:01:42,853 --> 00:01:43,854 Hello, darling. 34 00:01:44,688 --> 00:01:45,814 I've left your father. 35 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:49,193 Wait, your mum's your cleaner? 36 00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:50,277 No. 37 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:53,614 He doesn't listen to me. He doesn't respect me. 38 00:01:53,697 --> 00:01:56,992 And Esther Perel says it takes two people to create a pattern 39 00:01:57,075 --> 00:01:58,577 but only one to change it. 40 00:01:59,161 --> 00:02:01,205 -[sighs] -I am that change. 41 00:02:01,288 --> 00:02:02,706 Good for you. 42 00:02:03,415 --> 00:02:05,918 Luca, will you please put some clothes on? 43 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:13,550 I'll start in the study. 44 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:15,594 Yes, thank you. 45 00:02:17,387 --> 00:02:19,640 [theme music plays] 46 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:44,915 Hey, Liza. Saw your Instagram post on Sunday. 47 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:46,708 Way to keep that ice bucket challenge alive. 48 00:02:46,792 --> 00:02:48,794 -[chuckles] Morning. -Hey, Derek. 49 00:02:49,378 --> 00:02:50,254 [horn honks] 50 00:02:52,297 --> 00:02:53,423 Great morning, Isabelle. 51 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:54,591 -Yes. -Hey, Ted. 52 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:56,677 Hey, Liam. Hey, tell your mom happy birthday for me. 53 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:59,847 And whatever gift you end up getting her, let her know it's from both of us, huh? 54 00:02:59,930 --> 00:03:03,684 [laughing] 55 00:03:03,767 --> 00:03:05,227 -[Ted] Morning. How y'all doing? -Morning. 56 00:03:05,936 --> 00:03:08,397 You're doing great work, Colin. And I love your new mantra. 57 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:11,233 I'm a strong and capable man. I am not a piece of shit. 58 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:13,402 -You don't need the second part. -Oh, right. 59 00:03:13,485 --> 00:03:14,695 -Morning, Colin. -Hey. 60 00:03:14,778 --> 00:03:16,446 Hey, Doc. You get in any trouble last night? 61 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:18,699 Nothing I care to speak about at work. 62 00:03:18,782 --> 00:03:19,741 Ooh, Doc. 63 00:03:19,825 --> 00:03:21,410 You are more mysterious than David Blaine 64 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:23,912 reading a Sue Grafton novel at Area 51. [chuckles] 65 00:03:23,996 --> 00:03:26,331 Well, Ted, make an appointment when you need to talk. 66 00:03:26,415 --> 00:03:27,624 Hey, I talk all the time, Doc. 67 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:29,293 Just let me follow you around for ten minutes. 68 00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:30,794 After five, you'll want me to hush my butt. 69 00:03:31,795 --> 00:03:33,630 -Oh, lookee here. -Morning, Ted. 70 00:03:33,714 --> 00:03:36,216 Hey. I tell you what, I'm shipping the heck out of you two. 71 00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:38,594 -[imitates shutter clicking] -I'm calling HR. 72 00:03:38,677 --> 00:03:40,429 Yeah, well, tell Mr. Pufnstuf I said hello. 73 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:44,600 That is a joke for people born in the early to mid '70s. 74 00:03:44,683 --> 00:03:48,395 [Nathan mumbling] And then they just changed the shape of the tortellini… 75 00:03:48,478 --> 00:03:49,855 -[Coach Beard] Mm-hmm. -[Ted whoops] 76 00:03:49,938 --> 00:03:52,858 I don't know about you fellas, but I am fired up for this FA Cup thing. 77 00:03:52,941 --> 00:03:54,026 I mean, come on. 78 00:03:54,109 --> 00:03:56,570 A March Madness tournament in the middle of our season 79 00:03:56,653 --> 00:03:58,864 featuring every dang team in the country? 80 00:03:58,947 --> 00:04:00,407 Yes, please. [chuckles] 81 00:04:00,490 --> 00:04:02,868 I mean, what we got? Davids versus Goliaths, right? 82 00:04:02,951 --> 00:04:05,996 You know? Rockys versus Apollos. Steve Wiebes against Billy Mitchells. 83 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:08,332 -What's another one, Coach? -Pearl Jam versus Ticketmaster. 84 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:11,084 Mmm. Classic battle of art versus commerce right there. Yeah. 85 00:04:11,168 --> 00:04:12,419 I got a question for you though. 86 00:04:12,503 --> 00:04:15,547 Has a team not in the Premier League, à la us, ever won the whole chimichanga? 87 00:04:15,631 --> 00:04:17,673 -Eight times. -Eight times. Really? 88 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:20,219 -But not for 40 years. -Oh! [chuckles] 89 00:04:20,302 --> 00:04:21,637 What have we got here? 90 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:23,805 Uh-oh. You back into floating office mode, huh? 91 00:04:23,889 --> 00:04:25,557 Oh, yeah. But, uh, it's no bother. 92 00:04:25,641 --> 00:04:27,643 I'm a flaneur by nature. 93 00:04:27,726 --> 00:04:29,269 Mmm. I get that, yeah. 94 00:04:29,353 --> 00:04:30,771 Hey, Coach, what's a flaneur? 95 00:04:30,854 --> 00:04:32,105 [yawns] A wanderer. 96 00:04:32,898 --> 00:04:35,567 -What the fuck's wrong with you? -Nothing. 97 00:04:37,069 --> 00:04:38,487 Jane and I got back together. 98 00:04:38,570 --> 00:04:39,863 -[Ted] Oh! -[Roy] Great news. 99 00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:41,615 -Oh, well, that's nice. -Fantastic. 100 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:43,158 Look at you guys. 101 00:04:43,659 --> 00:04:45,536 Do you really think that's a good idea? 102 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:55,337 Oh, shit. Two missed calls from her. 103 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:56,547 Be right back! 104 00:04:57,673 --> 00:04:58,674 [inhales sharply] 105 00:04:58,757 --> 00:05:01,760 I'd like to request an emergency meeting of the Diamond Dogs. 106 00:05:01,844 --> 00:05:03,095 Diamond Dogs, mount up. 107 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:06,598 -Hey, Roy, you wanna sit in with us? -No. 108 00:05:06,682 --> 00:05:08,308 Okay. Yeah, shut that. 109 00:05:09,768 --> 00:05:11,687 -[grunts] He looks a little bit-- -Oh. 110 00:05:11,770 --> 00:05:14,356 Yeah, you're gonna come in through here. That's fine. I got you. 111 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:15,607 Just-- Do you wanna-- 112 00:05:15,691 --> 00:05:16,650 Dukes of Hazzard style, 113 00:05:16,733 --> 00:05:18,735 or as you guys probably call it, "the Earls of Risk." 114 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:21,071 -Just go round. -Uh, yeah. Why don't you come legs first? 115 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:22,406 You wanna-- You wanna jump in? 116 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:24,366 You'd be in here if you just went round. 117 00:05:24,449 --> 00:05:26,618 -Ready? Here he comes. Right-- -I'm just gonna stay here. 118 00:05:26,702 --> 00:05:28,370 That's fine. Good idea. Probably best. 119 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:32,082 All right. Okay, Higgiebottoms, you called this puppy, so start barking. 120 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:35,836 Well, I'm just not sure that Jane and Beard are very healthy together. 121 00:05:35,919 --> 00:05:37,754 And I'm a little bit disappointed 122 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:40,132 that neither of you backed me up when I just said so. 123 00:05:41,216 --> 00:05:42,885 [whistles] Okay. Calling us out. 124 00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:45,053 I appreciate that and I hear you, but, uh-- 125 00:05:45,137 --> 00:05:48,015 I mean, in my defense, I know why I didn't say anything. 126 00:05:48,098 --> 00:05:50,726 -And why's that? -'Cause you should never say anything. 127 00:05:50,809 --> 00:05:52,603 And look, man, I learned that the hard way. 128 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:55,647 One of my best friends growing up was this fella, Marcus Girard. 129 00:05:55,731 --> 00:05:59,443 He dated the same girl from grade school to high school to college, whole time. 130 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:02,529 And she could be a little bit of a pill, if I'm being honest, you know? 131 00:06:02,613 --> 00:06:03,864 No reason to start lying now. 132 00:06:03,947 --> 00:06:06,825 And, uh, well, I let him know that. I told him so. 133 00:06:06,909 --> 00:06:09,328 -And he was not too pleased, all right? -Ah. 134 00:06:09,411 --> 00:06:11,330 That's the last time I ever gave a best man speech. 135 00:06:11,413 --> 00:06:12,915 Hmm. I mean, I-- Yeah-- 136 00:06:12,998 --> 00:06:15,417 I try to be outwardly supportive of all relationships 137 00:06:15,501 --> 00:06:17,711 due to my dad sabotaging one of my first loves. 138 00:06:17,794 --> 00:06:21,632 [inhales deeply] In year four, he sat me and my classmate, Nadia Shookums, down 139 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:24,134 in the living room and said he thought we could both do better. 140 00:06:25,469 --> 00:06:27,137 Well, she listened to him. 141 00:06:27,221 --> 00:06:29,598 Boy, that's a heaping spoonful of truth soup right there. 142 00:06:29,681 --> 00:06:30,849 [softly] Yeah. I know. 143 00:06:30,933 --> 00:06:32,851 Look, Higgins, I just think it's bad business 144 00:06:32,935 --> 00:06:35,604 to get all up in anyone else's business, you know? 145 00:06:36,230 --> 00:06:39,691 Okay, I understand. [gags] 146 00:06:39,775 --> 00:06:42,736 So even though this is an unsanctioned meeting because Beard wasn't here, 147 00:06:42,819 --> 00:06:44,655 let's just go ahead and Diamond Dogs dismount. 148 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:47,824 -[barking, howling] -[howls] 149 00:06:49,618 --> 00:06:51,161 Stupid barking means it's over, right? 150 00:06:51,245 --> 00:06:52,246 Yes, sir. Welcome back. 151 00:06:52,329 --> 00:06:54,998 -Ay, ay, ay. That was a doozy. -What's wrong? 152 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:57,709 -Jane's roommate flipped out on her. -[Ted] Oh. 153 00:06:57,793 --> 00:06:59,253 -Kicked her out of the house. -Oh, no. 154 00:06:59,336 --> 00:07:01,547 So now she's moving in with me. 155 00:07:01,630 --> 00:07:03,257 -Oh. -That's good. 156 00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:06,176 -That's great news. Congratulations. -[groans] 157 00:07:06,260 --> 00:07:08,011 Thanks, guys. [chuckles] 158 00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:10,639 [players shouting] 159 00:07:11,723 --> 00:07:12,808 [exhales] 160 00:07:17,271 --> 00:07:18,689 -[players groan] -[crashes] 161 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:20,607 -[car alarm blares] -[Jamie] Chin up, lads. 162 00:07:20,691 --> 00:07:22,484 Come on, Colin. You dolt. 163 00:07:23,652 --> 00:07:25,863 Colin, you're leaning too far back. 164 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:27,614 Head down, fucking whip it. 165 00:07:29,032 --> 00:07:30,951 I am a strong and capable man. 166 00:07:31,034 --> 00:07:32,286 Thanks, Roy. 167 00:07:32,369 --> 00:07:34,329 Bumbercatch, great pass, 168 00:07:34,413 --> 00:07:36,248 but it don't mean shit if they see it coming. 169 00:07:36,331 --> 00:07:38,333 The rest of you in the box, when the shot goes, 170 00:07:38,417 --> 00:07:39,835 you fucking follow it in. 171 00:07:39,918 --> 00:07:42,004 Yeah, you smell that, lads? [sniffs] 172 00:07:42,087 --> 00:07:43,380 That's the Roy Kent effect. 173 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:45,340 [players cheering] 174 00:07:45,424 --> 00:07:48,385 -[chanting] Roy Kent! Roy Kent! -Roy Kent! 175 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:50,762 -[players cheering, laughing] -[sighs] 176 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:54,850 Anything for me, coach? 177 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:58,979 All right, let's go again. 178 00:08:02,941 --> 00:08:05,611 Hey, Roy. You know you're paid to coach the whole team, right? 179 00:08:06,111 --> 00:08:09,031 No, no, that's fine. Just take 4% off my paycheck. 180 00:08:09,114 --> 00:08:10,657 -Mm-hmm. -[Rebecca] Ted! 181 00:08:11,408 --> 00:08:12,951 -Ted! -You hear that? 182 00:08:14,453 --> 00:08:16,038 Oh. Hey! 183 00:08:16,121 --> 00:08:18,373 Do you have lunch plans? 184 00:08:18,457 --> 00:08:20,501 As a matter of fact, I do, yeah. 185 00:08:20,584 --> 00:08:23,670 Coach Beard and I here are doing Secret Sandwich Switcheroo 186 00:08:23,754 --> 00:08:24,922 every other Friday. 187 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:28,217 -What we do is I make a sandwich-- -I don't care, Ted. 188 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:30,844 You're coming to lunch with me and my mother. 189 00:08:30,928 --> 00:08:32,095 Okay. Sounds great. 190 00:08:33,263 --> 00:08:35,097 Spoiler alert. I made you a BLT. 191 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:36,767 -Samesies. -What? 192 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:39,977 -[imitates explosion] -Crown and Anchor at 2:00. 193 00:08:40,062 --> 00:08:41,063 Okay. 194 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:44,983 I look forward to lunching with you, Ted. 195 00:08:45,067 --> 00:08:46,777 Hi, Rebecca's mom. 196 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:48,362 Hey, fellas. Say hi. 197 00:08:48,445 --> 00:08:50,405 [players] Hi, Rebecca's mum. 198 00:08:50,489 --> 00:08:51,907 Hello, boys. 199 00:08:51,990 --> 00:08:55,077 And the name's not Rebecca's mum, it's Deborah. 200 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:56,995 I'm a work in progress, 201 00:08:57,079 --> 00:08:59,790 a voracious book on tape listener 202 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:03,961 and a staunch believer that if you get dealt lemons in life, 203 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:06,880 then you should make lemon lavender mojitos. 204 00:09:06,964 --> 00:09:08,674 -Mum! -[chuckles] 205 00:09:08,757 --> 00:09:10,509 Nice to meet you, Deborah. 206 00:09:11,677 --> 00:09:14,805 [chuckles] Boy, I love meeting people's moms. 207 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:17,474 It's like reading an instruction manual as to why they're nuts. 208 00:09:17,558 --> 00:09:19,476 [shrieks] Let's go! 209 00:09:20,102 --> 00:09:21,562 How's Mrs. Beard doing, by the way? 210 00:09:21,645 --> 00:09:23,605 -Full-blown QAnon. -Mmm. Yep. 211 00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:30,279 -[Ted] Hey, look alive, Coach. [grunts] -Thank you. 212 00:09:30,362 --> 00:09:31,655 [sniffs] No horseradish? 213 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:34,157 -I thought you were allergic? -To horses and radishes. 214 00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:35,701 -Oh, I'm sorry. -[knocks] 215 00:09:35,784 --> 00:09:37,077 -Hi, guys. -Hey. 216 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:40,205 Oy, Ted. Do you reckon you'd be up for driving us back from lunch? 217 00:09:40,289 --> 00:09:41,415 Sure, I'll give it a shot. 218 00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:43,166 I've got some creative work I wanna do this afternoon 219 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:44,626 and I kinda wanna be a little buzzed for it. 220 00:09:44,710 --> 00:09:47,379 -Seems like a great idea all around. -Thank you. 221 00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:48,881 -[cell phone buzzes] -Oh. 222 00:09:48,964 --> 00:09:50,257 One second here. 223 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:51,341 Hello? 224 00:09:52,176 --> 00:09:53,177 This is him. 225 00:09:54,386 --> 00:09:56,638 W-- Is he okay? 226 00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:00,434 Okay. [exhales] Okay. I'll-- 227 00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:03,061 Well, I mean, that's gonna be a little tricky 'cause I'm at work. 228 00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:05,522 No, I work in London. 229 00:10:06,023 --> 00:10:07,399 Yeah, no, it's a heck of a commute. 230 00:10:07,482 --> 00:10:10,611 Um, tell you what. How about I call my wife-- uh-- his, uh, mom, 231 00:10:10,694 --> 00:10:13,906 and then I'll see-- Oh, she's pulling up right now? 232 00:10:15,073 --> 00:10:17,784 Okay, well, there you go. Crisis averted. [chuckles] 233 00:10:17,868 --> 00:10:20,579 Okay. All right now. Have fun. Bye. 234 00:10:23,498 --> 00:10:24,917 Everything okay? 235 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:26,543 Yeah, yeah. 236 00:10:26,627 --> 00:10:29,338 No, uh, Henry forgot his lunch today for his field trip. 237 00:10:29,421 --> 00:10:31,548 But, uh, no, Michelle's there. So, yeah, we're all good. 238 00:10:31,632 --> 00:10:32,466 [knocks] 239 00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:34,510 Hi, Keeley. 240 00:10:34,593 --> 00:10:36,678 You got to tell Roy he needs to start coaching me. 241 00:10:36,762 --> 00:10:39,932 Oh, wait. You want me to tell Roy Kent what to do? 242 00:10:40,015 --> 00:10:42,434 -That's a great idea. -[chuckles] Yeah, he's gonna love that. 243 00:10:42,518 --> 00:10:44,937 Yeah, I'll totally drop it into one of our many conversations 244 00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:47,898 where Roy talks to me about his life and asks for my advice. [chuckles] 245 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,609 [all laughing] 246 00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:52,402 [chuckles, blows raspberry] 247 00:10:52,486 --> 00:10:53,779 Philistines! 248 00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:55,781 -[mouths word] Philistines. -I'm asking for help here. 249 00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:57,533 Jamie, you and Roy got your own history. 250 00:10:57,616 --> 00:11:00,160 Y'all got to get together and woman up. Hmm? 251 00:11:00,244 --> 00:11:01,995 [scoffs] I think you mean man up, mate. 252 00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:05,707 No, y'all have been manning up for a while. Look where that's got you. 253 00:11:05,791 --> 00:11:07,960 Keeley, you got any advice for this young, half-dressed fella 254 00:11:08,043 --> 00:11:09,461 on how to get through to Roy? 255 00:11:09,545 --> 00:11:10,712 I agree. 256 00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:13,715 That's a confusing way to answer that question. Am I wrong? 257 00:11:14,633 --> 00:11:16,051 No, I mean, I agree with Roy. 258 00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:18,470 Just agree with everything that he throws at you. 259 00:11:18,554 --> 00:11:20,472 Really takes the anger wind out of his brat sails. 260 00:11:21,974 --> 00:11:23,475 -Shall we? -Yes, ma'am. 261 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:26,562 -All right. Bon voyage. -[Keeley] Bye, Jamie! 262 00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:36,405 I don't really know how to talk to you. 263 00:11:37,489 --> 00:11:38,866 Then it's working. 264 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:44,663 You're gonna wanna look up "Philistines." 265 00:11:51,295 --> 00:11:54,965 You see, there comes a point when you realize life is long, 266 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,550 and it's also very short. 267 00:11:57,593 --> 00:11:59,344 And sometimes it's neither. 268 00:11:59,428 --> 00:12:03,473 But it is always what it is, you know? 269 00:12:04,141 --> 00:12:07,895 So, I looked him in the eye and I said, "Paul, I'm leaving you. 270 00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:12,316 I'm gonna live my best life now, 271 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:15,903 for as long as I can, until I die. 272 00:12:16,445 --> 00:12:18,197 Or until I'm murdered." 273 00:12:20,782 --> 00:12:23,493 And then I stood up, I flushed the toilet, 274 00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:26,830 I pulled up my trousers, and I walked straight out of there. 275 00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:29,958 -That's incredible. Inspiring. -Mmm. Yeah. 276 00:12:30,042 --> 00:12:31,418 You should do a TED Talk. 277 00:12:31,502 --> 00:12:32,836 -[chuckles] -Mm-mmm. No, I agree. 278 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:35,422 Yeah, 'cause right now you're getting a whole heap of "Ted listen." 279 00:12:35,506 --> 00:12:37,216 -[Jeremy] Yes! -[Baz] Nah! Rubbish! 280 00:12:37,299 --> 00:12:39,468 -[Paul] Come on! [grunting] Come on! -Ugh… 281 00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:42,930 And can I just say, as someone that's recently been divorced, 282 00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:46,475 the best piece of advice that I received was to leave people well. 283 00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:48,894 -Oh, yeah. I completely agree. Yeah. -Mmm. Yeah. 284 00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:51,855 It's slightly different in this case because I'm the one doing the leaving. 285 00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:54,233 And as I understand it, your wife left you? 286 00:12:54,816 --> 00:12:55,776 [inhales sharply] 287 00:12:57,319 --> 00:12:59,029 No, that is correct. Big difference there, yeah. 288 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:01,156 -[Jeremy] That's terrible! -[Baz] What is that? 289 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:03,867 Could you tell them to stop shouting at the football? 290 00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:06,620 What football? They're watching last night's Bake Off. 291 00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:08,747 -[Paul groans] Look at that sponge! -That's rubbish! 292 00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:11,083 Temper your chocolate, you twat! 293 00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:13,335 -[cell phone ringing] -Oh! 294 00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:15,671 I'm sorry, would you excuse me? This is my psychic. 295 00:13:15,754 --> 00:13:17,714 She said she'd call me exactly when I needed her. 296 00:13:20,092 --> 00:13:21,677 -That's incredible, isn't it? -Whew. 297 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,011 -Yeah. -Wow. 298 00:13:23,095 --> 00:13:25,055 Hello, Tish. This is extraordinary. 299 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,139 Tish. 300 00:13:26,223 --> 00:13:29,059 What a brave thing for a woman of her age to do. 301 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,144 Is she gonna move in with you? [gasps] 302 00:13:31,228 --> 00:13:32,980 Oh, you should buy that Pilates machine, 303 00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:35,232 and then I can teach her when I come over and use it. 304 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:38,944 Please. Forget every word she just said. They do this every couple of years. 305 00:13:39,528 --> 00:13:42,072 My dad acts up, then she leaves him. 306 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:43,949 Then they "move on." 307 00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:47,160 Then he buys her some expensive, environmentally conscious gift 308 00:13:47,244 --> 00:13:48,579 and they'll be back together in a week. 309 00:13:49,955 --> 00:13:53,208 But, hey-ho, she'll be paying the bill, so do enjoy your free lunch. 310 00:13:53,292 --> 00:13:55,711 Well, I mean, maybe it's different this time, you know? 311 00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:56,795 People can change. 312 00:13:57,379 --> 00:13:59,006 Some can. She can't. 313 00:13:59,590 --> 00:14:01,091 [Jeremy] ♪ Poor little cake ♪ 314 00:14:01,175 --> 00:14:02,801 [all] ♪ Soggy bottom ♪ 315 00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:06,263 ♪ Poor little cake Soggy bottom ♪ 316 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:09,933 ♪ Poor little cake Soggy bottom ♪ 317 00:14:10,017 --> 00:14:13,520 ♪ Poor little cake Soggy bottom… ♪ 318 00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:23,155 [laptop: video call ringing] 319 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:29,536 Hey. I was just thinking about you. 320 00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:30,829 What were you thinking? 321 00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:34,416 That if you ever left me again I would throw myself off a cliff. 322 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,503 And I'd lay down at the bottom so you could land on me. 323 00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:39,254 Jane Pain. 324 00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:41,215 [grunts] 325 00:14:41,298 --> 00:14:44,301 So, I'm going to Cafe Solo to meet Finn for a coffee. 326 00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,929 Mm-hmm. [smacks lips] That's cool. 327 00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:49,932 Um… [inhales deeply] …who's Finn? 328 00:14:50,015 --> 00:14:53,227 Oh, my old uni friend. Um, the underwear model. 329 00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:54,728 Mm-hmm. 330 00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:56,688 He wants to go through some shoot he did. 331 00:14:56,772 --> 00:14:59,149 Um, I'll see you later. Bye! 332 00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:01,318 -[video call ends] -[Coach Beard inhales deeply] 333 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:02,611 [sighs] 334 00:15:03,612 --> 00:15:07,407 [whimpers, breathing deeply] 335 00:15:07,491 --> 00:15:08,825 [whimpers] 336 00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:13,080 -[gags] -[whimpering] 337 00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:21,046 -[Jamie] Big man, Roy Kent. -No. 338 00:15:22,047 --> 00:15:23,632 Come on, man. Why won't you coach me? 339 00:15:23,715 --> 00:15:25,092 Because you don't deserve it. 340 00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:26,510 You're right. I don't deserve it. 341 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,679 And the way you play is dull and conformist. 342 00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:33,267 It's true. I do play in quite a dull and conformisty way. 343 00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:41,650 And you're ugly. 344 00:15:45,362 --> 00:15:47,781 You're an ugly, ugly boy. 345 00:15:49,408 --> 00:15:51,702 -With bad hair. -[scoffs] 346 00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:57,624 Say it. 347 00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:02,212 -I am… -Yeah? 348 00:16:02,296 --> 00:16:06,425 I am an ugly, ugly boy… 349 00:16:07,426 --> 00:16:09,178 [sighs] 350 00:16:09,261 --> 00:16:12,890 …with hair that maybe could be slightly-- 351 00:16:13,432 --> 00:16:15,225 With-- With bad hair, fine! 352 00:16:18,562 --> 00:16:20,772 -[slaps] -Cheers. I enjoyed that. 353 00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:23,692 You fucking arsehole! 354 00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:25,611 Yeah. I know you are, but so are you. 355 00:16:25,694 --> 00:16:26,987 I'm trying to build bridges here. 356 00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:30,991 You couldn't fucking build Jeff Bridges. 357 00:16:31,074 --> 00:16:32,784 Hey, hey, hey! What's going on? What's wrong? 358 00:16:32,868 --> 00:16:34,244 This man refuses to coach me. 359 00:16:34,328 --> 00:16:36,205 He refuses to stop being an arsehole. 360 00:16:36,288 --> 00:16:37,539 Roy, you're not gonna like this. 361 00:16:37,623 --> 00:16:40,125 But right now, Jamie here is being the mature one. 362 00:16:40,209 --> 00:16:43,170 It's true. I'm being super mature, you big, dumb, hairy, baby twat. 363 00:16:43,253 --> 00:16:44,338 He just wants to learn from you. 364 00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:47,674 If you know how to make me better, I want to hear it. 365 00:16:47,758 --> 00:16:48,842 See? 366 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,595 Fine. I'll tell you what's wrong with you. 367 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:52,930 All right, now. Here we go! 368 00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:54,723 -You fucked him up. -Whoa! 369 00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:56,600 Okay. Expound. 370 00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,101 You've made him a team player. 371 00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:00,312 You've got him to pass and shit, 372 00:17:00,395 --> 00:17:02,689 and in doing so, you've made him average. 373 00:17:03,732 --> 00:17:08,403 'Cause, Jamie, deep down, at your core, 374 00:17:08,487 --> 00:17:10,571 you are a prick. 375 00:17:12,074 --> 00:17:13,659 So just be a prick. 376 00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:16,118 We need you to score more goals, 377 00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:18,579 and we need you to get in the other teams' fucking heads 378 00:17:18,664 --> 00:17:21,583 and drive them up the fucking wall like only you can fucking do. 379 00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:23,167 So I can go back to being a prick? 380 00:17:23,252 --> 00:17:26,755 No. I'm saying sometimes. 381 00:17:26,839 --> 00:17:28,590 When it is appropriate… 382 00:17:29,758 --> 00:17:32,219 yes, be a prick. 383 00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:35,514 Okay. 384 00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:37,516 How will I know when? 385 00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:40,310 I'm actually curious about that myself too. 386 00:17:41,395 --> 00:17:42,479 We'll give you a signal. 387 00:17:45,691 --> 00:17:48,026 -What signal? -Any specifics we need to look out for? 388 00:17:48,569 --> 00:17:50,070 You'll know it when you see it. 389 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,576 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Okay. 390 00:17:55,659 --> 00:17:57,244 Okay, that's good. All right. 391 00:17:57,953 --> 00:18:00,330 -You get that? -He said you'll know it when you see it. 392 00:18:00,414 --> 00:18:01,456 So, um… 393 00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:04,293 you know, just keep your eyes peeled and, uh… 394 00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:17,222 [muttering] Stupid fuckin' shit. 395 00:18:23,228 --> 00:18:24,313 [chimes] 396 00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:41,914 [chuckles] 397 00:18:41,997 --> 00:18:43,248 Hello, sausage. 398 00:18:43,332 --> 00:18:45,375 What time are you leaving for the match today? 399 00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:49,880 -Three o'clock. Aren't you coming with me? -No. No, no, don't worry. 400 00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:52,674 [chuckles] I'm meeting up with Lavinia and Mary-Alice. 401 00:18:52,758 --> 00:18:55,802 We're going to hear Brené Brown reading from her new book, 402 00:18:55,886 --> 00:18:58,722 Enter the Arena, But Bring a Knife. 403 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,182 Hmm. Okay. 404 00:19:00,265 --> 00:19:01,892 [liquid pouring] 405 00:19:04,394 --> 00:19:05,312 [sighs] 406 00:19:05,896 --> 00:19:07,231 But I was thinking. 407 00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:11,485 When you come home, I'd love to make you your favorite: 408 00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:13,529 shepherd's pie with cheesy top. 409 00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:17,741 And then you and I can have a proper chat. How's that sound? 410 00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:19,618 Perfect. 411 00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:20,953 Perfect. 412 00:19:24,665 --> 00:19:26,291 -[crowd cheering] -[Arlo] AFC Richmond, 413 00:19:26,375 --> 00:19:29,503 a club who have never won a major trophy in their history, 414 00:19:29,586 --> 00:19:31,672 suddenly find themselves one win away 415 00:19:31,755 --> 00:19:35,509 from an unlikely FA Cup semifinal at Wembley Stadium. 416 00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:37,511 [Chris] There's nothing like the FA Cup, Arlo. 417 00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:39,805 These are the games you tell your grandchildren about. 418 00:19:48,313 --> 00:19:50,732 Whoa! Where'd you get that? 419 00:19:50,816 --> 00:19:53,569 Some dodgy geezer outside the stadium. It's not bad, eh? 420 00:19:53,652 --> 00:19:58,282 [Arlo] Their opponents, Tottenham Hotspur, come to Nelson Road in dazzling form. 421 00:19:58,365 --> 00:19:59,616 [players chanting, shouting] 422 00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:03,287 I swear, if we actually win this match, I will burn this pub to the ground. 423 00:20:04,413 --> 00:20:07,165 I will… knock over a chair. 424 00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:12,212 I will channel my raging enthusiasm into ways to help my community. [sighs] 425 00:20:12,296 --> 00:20:14,089 -That's so good. -[Mae] Mm. 426 00:20:17,885 --> 00:20:20,220 -All right, here we go. -[fans shouting] Let's go! 427 00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:23,891 [crowd roars] 428 00:20:27,102 --> 00:20:29,438 [groaning] 429 00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:33,525 [Arlo] We've reached the 30-minute mark, and it's still nil-nil, 430 00:20:33,609 --> 00:20:35,903 but it's been a corker of a game so far. 431 00:20:35,986 --> 00:20:39,448 Both sides are in all-out attack mode, Arlo. It's a proper cup tie. 432 00:20:39,531 --> 00:20:41,575 [players shouting] 433 00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:48,457 [man shouting] Yes, yes, yes. Come on. Yes, yes, yes. 434 00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:51,043 -[crowd groans] -[Arlo] Another wayward pass. 435 00:20:51,126 --> 00:20:54,379 And the baffling lack of aggression from Tartt continues. 436 00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:57,007 I reckon it's time for the signal? 437 00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:58,550 -Yep. -Yeah, okay. 438 00:20:58,634 --> 00:21:01,178 You didn't by any chance come up with a better one, did you? 439 00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:02,471 No. 440 00:21:03,514 --> 00:21:05,390 All right. Hey, Jamie! 441 00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:07,142 Jamie! 442 00:21:07,684 --> 00:21:08,810 [inhales sharply] 443 00:21:13,148 --> 00:21:14,149 Oh. 444 00:21:14,233 --> 00:21:16,652 -[pub patrons laughing] -[woman] Come on! 445 00:21:16,735 --> 00:21:17,986 Ooh, ooh, ooh! 446 00:21:18,654 --> 00:21:19,655 Yeah. 447 00:21:19,738 --> 00:21:22,074 Well, you don't see that very often, Chris, 448 00:21:22,157 --> 00:21:23,742 especially in perfect unison. 449 00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:26,245 We apologize for the fruity sign language. 450 00:21:26,328 --> 00:21:28,872 It seems like Lasso has really settled into our culture. 451 00:21:28,956 --> 00:21:30,874 [Arlo] He certainly has. 452 00:21:33,001 --> 00:21:35,254 Oy, Barnett, here's what's gonna happen, yeah. 453 00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:38,382 You're gonna foul me, and I'm gonna score all the way from back here. 454 00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:39,466 Piss off, Tartt. 455 00:21:42,386 --> 00:21:44,471 [shouting] 456 00:21:45,430 --> 00:21:46,807 [crowd cheering] 457 00:21:49,518 --> 00:21:51,103 [crowd groans] 458 00:21:51,186 --> 00:21:53,146 -Hey, referee! -Oh! 459 00:21:53,230 --> 00:21:54,940 [referee blows whistle] 460 00:21:55,023 --> 00:21:56,316 [crowd cheering, applauding] 461 00:21:57,526 --> 00:21:59,611 [cheering, exclaiming] 462 00:21:59,695 --> 00:22:01,822 Okay. All right, here we go. 463 00:22:01,905 --> 00:22:03,407 [cheering continues] 464 00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:05,242 -Back it up, boys! Come on. -Oy, oy. 465 00:22:06,201 --> 00:22:08,287 -What'd I tell you, mate? -[Barnett] You fucking-- 466 00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:09,997 Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey! 467 00:22:12,332 --> 00:22:14,126 -Thank you! -Send him off! 468 00:22:16,170 --> 00:22:17,462 [Ted] Hmm. 469 00:22:17,546 --> 00:22:19,256 Glad he's on our team, you know. 470 00:22:21,633 --> 00:22:23,010 Hey, what do you think? Trick play? 471 00:22:23,093 --> 00:22:25,637 You know, maybe a Loki's Toboggan or Upside-Down Taxi? 472 00:22:25,721 --> 00:22:26,722 You don't need it. 473 00:22:26,805 --> 00:22:28,765 The little prick's gonna fucking score from there. 474 00:22:28,849 --> 00:22:30,184 No way. [scoffs] 475 00:22:48,327 --> 00:22:51,705 -[exhaling deeply] -[heartbeat thumping] 476 00:22:52,331 --> 00:22:53,332 [inhales deeply] 477 00:22:56,126 --> 00:22:57,461 It's too far. 478 00:22:57,961 --> 00:22:59,338 [whistle blows] 479 00:23:08,889 --> 00:23:10,807 [crowd cheering] 480 00:23:10,891 --> 00:23:12,726 Yeah! 481 00:23:12,809 --> 00:23:13,852 [Ted] Are you kidding me? 482 00:23:15,604 --> 00:23:16,688 Yes! 483 00:23:16,772 --> 00:23:17,648 [screaming] 484 00:23:18,774 --> 00:23:20,275 [Ted laughing] Hey! 485 00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:21,652 [Roy laughs] 486 00:23:21,735 --> 00:23:24,154 Are you kidding me? Nice call! 487 00:23:24,238 --> 00:23:26,031 Yeah! How about that, huh? 488 00:23:26,114 --> 00:23:28,325 [Coach Beard] Roy Kent effect right there. That's what that is. 489 00:23:31,370 --> 00:23:32,204 [Ted] Whoo! 490 00:23:32,287 --> 00:23:34,957 [cheering, shouting] 491 00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:37,292 ♪ Jamie Tartt, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 492 00:23:39,086 --> 00:23:40,629 ♪ Jamie Tartt, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 493 00:23:40,712 --> 00:23:41,839 ♪ Jamie Tartt! ♪ 494 00:23:41,922 --> 00:23:44,633 The first half ends with a shocking score 495 00:23:44,716 --> 00:23:47,511 that will reverberate throughout English football. 496 00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:50,097 It's Richmond one, Tottenham nil. 497 00:23:50,180 --> 00:23:52,140 Chris, can Richmond hold on? 498 00:23:52,224 --> 00:23:53,976 [Chris] If I were them, I'd just leave the stadium, 499 00:23:54,059 --> 00:23:57,271 go off the grid, and just pretend that we won the game until my dying breath. 500 00:24:00,983 --> 00:24:02,150 [gags] 501 00:24:03,193 --> 00:24:04,695 Your noise is back. 502 00:24:05,612 --> 00:24:06,697 What's up? 503 00:24:06,780 --> 00:24:07,906 [groans] 504 00:24:07,990 --> 00:24:11,660 I feel compelled to tell a friend something he won't want to hear. 505 00:24:11,743 --> 00:24:13,996 [sighs] Is this about Beard and Jane? 506 00:24:16,290 --> 00:24:19,334 I see her sometimes, lurking around the car park. 507 00:24:19,418 --> 00:24:21,837 I mean, she's a bit intense, but she's adorable. 508 00:24:22,963 --> 00:24:26,133 Like a tipsy Reese Witherspoon playing Running Charades. 509 00:24:26,216 --> 00:24:28,594 -What's Running Charades? -What's Running Charades? 510 00:24:28,677 --> 00:24:30,137 I have to say something. 511 00:24:30,220 --> 00:24:32,431 Absolutely not. 512 00:24:32,514 --> 00:24:34,558 Higgins, never interfere. 513 00:24:34,641 --> 00:24:36,518 It doesn't help, and you'll only be punished for it. 514 00:24:37,686 --> 00:24:39,354 My parents should've split up years ago. 515 00:24:39,438 --> 00:24:42,441 When she first left him when I was at uni, I congratulated her. 516 00:24:42,983 --> 00:24:44,651 Told her she deserved a better life. 517 00:24:45,652 --> 00:24:47,279 Two weeks later, they were back together, 518 00:24:47,362 --> 00:24:50,365 and she didn't speak to me for nine months. [sighs] 519 00:24:50,449 --> 00:24:51,617 It does no good. 520 00:24:51,700 --> 00:24:54,995 Well, I think if you care about someone, you have to keep trying. 521 00:24:55,078 --> 00:24:56,538 Maybe one day you'll get through. 522 00:24:58,040 --> 00:24:59,541 You guys talking about Beard and Jane? 523 00:24:59,625 --> 00:25:01,752 -[Rebecca grunts] -She's quite the jealous type, right? 524 00:25:01,835 --> 00:25:05,589 She once followed me all the way home just to ask if Beard was shagging Ted. 525 00:25:07,424 --> 00:25:09,426 -[cheering] -[Arlo] Ten minutes to go, 526 00:25:09,510 --> 00:25:11,678 and since the amazing goal from Tartt, 527 00:25:11,762 --> 00:25:14,515 Spurs have completely marked him out of the game. 528 00:25:15,432 --> 00:25:17,935 Richmond could pull off an incredible upset, 529 00:25:18,018 --> 00:25:20,354 but they need to hold their nerve. 530 00:25:20,437 --> 00:25:23,023 [muffled shouting, cheering] 531 00:25:24,983 --> 00:25:26,443 [stadium noises fade] 532 00:25:26,527 --> 00:25:29,613 [muffled shouting] 533 00:25:30,781 --> 00:25:32,199 [inhales sharply, distorted] 534 00:25:33,325 --> 00:25:35,118 [muffled shouting continues] 535 00:25:35,869 --> 00:25:37,996 [breathing heavily, distorted] 536 00:25:41,875 --> 00:25:42,960 [rumbling, distorted] 537 00:25:43,043 --> 00:25:44,711 [Jamie's father] You're better than that, Jamie! 538 00:25:46,046 --> 00:25:48,090 [Henry] Jamie Tartt? 539 00:25:49,466 --> 00:25:51,969 -[Coach Beard] Coach? You okay? -[normal audio resumes] 540 00:25:52,052 --> 00:25:53,428 Uh, yeah, no, I'm-- 541 00:25:54,012 --> 00:25:55,597 [gulps] I gotta go. My-- My stomach. 542 00:25:57,349 --> 00:25:59,518 [crowd jeering] 543 00:25:59,601 --> 00:26:00,727 What's happening? 544 00:26:01,311 --> 00:26:02,646 He-- He said his stomach. 545 00:26:03,856 --> 00:26:05,274 He can't abandon the game. 546 00:26:05,357 --> 00:26:06,775 Well, we've seen this before. 547 00:26:06,859 --> 00:26:09,236 Lasso appears to be, uh, leaving? 548 00:26:09,319 --> 00:26:12,656 [Chris] I know that run. That's the run of a man who just ate a bad fish pie. 549 00:26:12,739 --> 00:26:14,533 Chris, is there a good fish pie? 550 00:26:15,617 --> 00:26:17,744 [jeering continues] 551 00:26:20,873 --> 00:26:22,124 -[crowd chanting] Wanker! Wanker! -[Baz] Oy. 552 00:26:22,207 --> 00:26:23,792 Wait, where the fuck's that twat going? 553 00:26:23,876 --> 00:26:25,419 Be kind. He looks poorly. 554 00:26:25,502 --> 00:26:27,045 [players shouting] 555 00:26:29,173 --> 00:26:30,549 [Arlo] And Spurs net the equalizer… 556 00:26:30,632 --> 00:26:31,675 Fuck! 557 00:26:31,758 --> 00:26:33,594 [Arlo] …with a towering header from Barnett. 558 00:26:33,677 --> 00:26:34,845 -Shit! -I'll be right back. 559 00:26:34,928 --> 00:26:35,929 Okay. 560 00:26:38,056 --> 00:26:41,852 [Arlo] The Greyhounds were in disarray, and Spurs took full advantage. 561 00:26:41,935 --> 00:26:43,729 Ah, for fuck's sake, Lasso! 562 00:26:43,812 --> 00:26:45,480 Every time I start to trust ya! 563 00:26:45,564 --> 00:26:47,274 [crowd jeering] 564 00:26:47,357 --> 00:26:49,693 -Roy, what do you think we should do? -We need a fucking goal. 565 00:26:49,776 --> 00:26:51,445 What do we do? Put on a striker? 566 00:26:51,528 --> 00:26:52,988 Bring on Cockburn, take off Dixon. 567 00:26:53,071 --> 00:26:54,573 [muttering] Park the bus. 568 00:26:54,656 --> 00:26:56,658 [Coach Beard] Or put Sam and go three up front? 569 00:26:56,742 --> 00:26:58,744 I don't-- We gotta be aggressive here, right? 570 00:26:59,244 --> 00:27:00,370 I think we need-- 571 00:27:01,288 --> 00:27:04,208 Reynolds, Winchester, Babatunde, you're going in. 572 00:27:06,168 --> 00:27:08,545 Hey! Colin, Dani, Richard, 573 00:27:09,505 --> 00:27:10,380 you're coming off. 574 00:27:10,464 --> 00:27:12,007 -Me? -Yes, you, Colin. 575 00:27:12,090 --> 00:27:13,217 What's going on? 576 00:27:14,092 --> 00:27:15,802 -Park the bus! -What? 577 00:27:15,886 --> 00:27:17,137 Park the bus! 578 00:27:17,221 --> 00:27:18,639 No one up front. Do it. 579 00:27:18,722 --> 00:27:21,225 -But we need a goal! -Park the goddamn bus! Go! 580 00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:24,228 -Park the bus! Park the bus! -[crowd groans, jeers] 581 00:27:25,062 --> 00:27:28,065 [Arlo] And it's a rare triple substitution for Richmond. 582 00:27:28,148 --> 00:27:29,858 -Park the bus! -[Jamie] Park the bus! 583 00:27:29,942 --> 00:27:31,652 -What's going on? -I got this. 584 00:27:32,236 --> 00:27:34,530 [Chris] Looks like the coaching staff are panicking, Arlo. 585 00:27:34,613 --> 00:27:37,115 This is what a fish pie can do to a team. 586 00:27:39,243 --> 00:27:40,244 Ted? 587 00:27:40,327 --> 00:27:42,955 [Arlo] Stoppage time now, and Richmond are completely dropping back. 588 00:27:43,038 --> 00:27:45,082 -They're playing very defensively. -Ted? 589 00:27:45,165 --> 00:27:47,501 [Chris] Richmond going for a draw is a big mistake, Arlo. 590 00:27:47,584 --> 00:27:50,337 You're the underdog. You're at home. You go for the win. 591 00:27:50,420 --> 00:27:53,048 -[Arlo] Wait, disaster for Spurs! -Ted? 592 00:27:53,131 --> 00:27:56,969 A slip by Barnett and Richmond are on the counterattack! 593 00:27:58,011 --> 00:28:01,265 Obisanya loops a perfect diagonal ball to Tartt. 594 00:28:01,348 --> 00:28:02,975 He shoots! 595 00:28:03,058 --> 00:28:05,227 -Tartt buries it in the back of the net! -[crowd cheering] 596 00:28:05,310 --> 00:28:08,397 Richmond, impossibly, are on top! 597 00:28:14,069 --> 00:28:15,279 Oh, Ted. 598 00:28:16,196 --> 00:28:18,031 -[door opens] -[players cheering, shouting] 599 00:28:23,579 --> 00:28:25,163 [Coach Beard] Yes! 600 00:28:26,623 --> 00:28:27,916 [grunting] 601 00:28:29,084 --> 00:28:30,836 -Hey, boss. Congrats. -[Rebecca] Yeah. 602 00:28:30,919 --> 00:28:32,880 -Where's Ted? -[sighs] I don't know. 603 00:28:32,963 --> 00:28:35,007 Uh, a stomach thing. I'll check in on my way home. 604 00:28:35,090 --> 00:28:36,258 Great. Thank you. 605 00:28:37,134 --> 00:28:39,136 -Congratulations. [sighs] -Congratulations. 606 00:28:39,219 --> 00:28:42,264 It's good to see the Roy Kent effect is alive and well. 607 00:28:42,347 --> 00:28:44,183 Nothing to do with me. That is all Nate. 608 00:28:44,266 --> 00:28:46,268 [chanting] We're Richmond till we die! 609 00:28:46,351 --> 00:28:50,397 We know we are! We're sure we are! We're Richmond till we die! [cheering] 610 00:28:51,231 --> 00:28:53,525 [Lloyd] Uh, congratulations on a thrilling win. 611 00:28:53,609 --> 00:28:55,402 Um, yeah, thank you. Thank you very much. 612 00:28:55,485 --> 00:28:57,362 -Uh, what happened to Ted? -Uh, I don't know. 613 00:28:57,446 --> 00:28:58,530 Food poisoning or something? 614 00:28:58,614 --> 00:29:01,033 It seemed like a negative strategy to pull everyone into defense 615 00:29:01,116 --> 00:29:02,117 when you needed a goal. 616 00:29:02,201 --> 00:29:03,744 Yes, but I knew they needed a goal too. 617 00:29:03,827 --> 00:29:05,495 As long as I made sure they couldn't get through, 618 00:29:05,579 --> 00:29:07,414 at some point, human nature, someone would screw up 619 00:29:07,497 --> 00:29:08,624 and we could exploit that. 620 00:29:08,707 --> 00:29:09,917 Brilliant! 621 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,168 -You said he was a lemon. -Shh! 622 00:29:11,251 --> 00:29:13,962 -Impressive by an assistant coach. -Just did what had to be done. 623 00:29:14,046 --> 00:29:15,964 It's not like I'm some kind of "wonder kid." [chuckles] 624 00:29:16,048 --> 00:29:18,050 -Some kind of what? -"Wonder kid." 625 00:29:18,133 --> 00:29:20,135 I think you mean wunderkind. Yeah? 626 00:29:20,219 --> 00:29:21,678 [stammers] Uh, yeah. 627 00:29:21,762 --> 00:29:24,139 Um, can we fix that with editing, or is it-- 628 00:29:24,223 --> 00:29:25,432 No, we're live. 629 00:29:25,516 --> 00:29:28,852 Um, well, great job by Nathan Shelley, the wonder kid. 630 00:29:28,936 --> 00:29:31,104 -And we wish Ted a speedy recovery. -Yeah. 631 00:29:31,188 --> 00:29:33,690 -Thank you. Yeah. -No, thank you. Thank you. Just go. 632 00:29:36,109 --> 00:29:39,488 [Higgins] As someone who cares about you, I'm concerned that you and Jane are… 633 00:29:40,822 --> 00:29:42,115 [sighs] 634 00:29:43,033 --> 00:29:44,785 Look, let me ask you one question. 635 00:29:45,702 --> 00:29:47,996 You're a great man. Does Jane make you greater? 636 00:29:49,331 --> 00:29:50,290 [Coach Beard grumbles] 637 00:29:51,792 --> 00:29:53,752 Okay, look, I-I-I apologize. 638 00:29:57,422 --> 00:29:58,423 [grunts] 639 00:29:59,925 --> 00:30:02,511 [Higgins] Okay, okay. That-- 640 00:30:03,053 --> 00:30:04,805 [Coach Beard] I hear you. I get it. 641 00:30:06,598 --> 00:30:08,600 -We will never speak of this again. -No, no. 642 00:30:12,521 --> 00:30:14,189 -See you Monday. -See you Monday. Yep. 643 00:30:21,697 --> 00:30:23,323 -[screeches] -[screams] 644 00:30:23,407 --> 00:30:25,200 [laughs] Oh! 645 00:30:25,284 --> 00:30:27,536 -Oh, I missed that scared face. -[chuckles] 646 00:30:27,619 --> 00:30:28,912 I missed you too. 647 00:30:28,996 --> 00:30:30,539 -[chuckles] -How was Finn? 648 00:30:30,622 --> 00:30:32,875 Oh, he's like a Rembrandt. 649 00:30:32,958 --> 00:30:36,086 Beautiful to look at but so dim. 650 00:30:36,670 --> 00:30:37,546 Oh. 651 00:30:38,297 --> 00:30:39,339 Ooh, try this. 652 00:30:42,384 --> 00:30:44,303 -Yeah, much better. Yeah. -Yeah? 653 00:30:44,386 --> 00:30:46,471 It's not too Oliver Twist? 654 00:30:46,555 --> 00:30:49,474 Well, it is, but that's kind of my kink, so-- 655 00:30:49,558 --> 00:30:50,851 [Coach Beard] "May I have some more?" 656 00:30:50,934 --> 00:30:52,561 [players chattering, muffled] 657 00:30:54,730 --> 00:30:55,731 [chuckles] 658 00:31:00,986 --> 00:31:03,947 Oy, Nate, great fucking work today. 659 00:31:04,031 --> 00:31:05,199 Thanks, Roy. 660 00:31:05,824 --> 00:31:06,950 [bangs] 661 00:31:13,916 --> 00:31:16,919 [chattering continues] 662 00:31:18,629 --> 00:31:19,963 Dr. Sharon! 663 00:31:20,047 --> 00:31:21,840 We're going for a drink. Will you join us? 664 00:31:21,924 --> 00:31:25,302 Wait, are we even allowed to talk to you at night? If not, I'm so sorry. 665 00:31:25,928 --> 00:31:28,639 For a quarterfinal win, you get me for one drink. 666 00:31:28,722 --> 00:31:31,350 -[players cheer] -I'll see you after. 667 00:31:31,433 --> 00:31:33,101 [chattering resumes] 668 00:31:41,193 --> 00:31:42,694 [Ted on voice mail] Wait for the beep. 669 00:31:42,778 --> 00:31:45,405 You gotta leave your name, you gotta leave your number. 670 00:31:45,489 --> 00:31:47,407 -[beep] -Hey, Ted, it's me. 671 00:31:49,159 --> 00:31:51,745 I was a bit worried about you today. Hope you're okay. 672 00:31:52,704 --> 00:31:56,500 If you need me, just please do give me a call. 673 00:31:58,085 --> 00:31:59,211 It's just, I'm on my way home 674 00:31:59,294 --> 00:32:00,963 for a very difficult conversation with my mother, 675 00:32:01,046 --> 00:32:02,923 and I could really do with one of your pep talks. 676 00:32:03,006 --> 00:32:04,591 [inhales sharply] 677 00:32:04,675 --> 00:32:05,676 Anyway… 678 00:32:06,844 --> 00:32:07,928 take care. 679 00:32:13,183 --> 00:32:15,477 [sighs] 680 00:32:16,478 --> 00:32:17,479 [Rebecca] Mum! 681 00:32:21,733 --> 00:32:23,026 Mum! 682 00:32:26,154 --> 00:32:27,197 Mum? 683 00:32:32,494 --> 00:32:33,829 [sighs] 684 00:32:35,038 --> 00:32:39,376 "Darling, sorry to miss you. Your father apologized and bought me a new Tesla." 685 00:32:40,460 --> 00:32:41,962 [inhales deeply] 686 00:32:42,045 --> 00:32:44,047 "I'll take you for a spin in it next time I visit. 687 00:32:44,131 --> 00:32:47,384 PS, shepherd's pie is in the fridge. Needs two minutes in the microwave." 688 00:32:53,932 --> 00:32:55,475 [clears throat] 689 00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:04,651 [sniffles] 690 00:33:06,528 --> 00:33:07,654 Hey, Luca. 691 00:33:08,405 --> 00:33:10,616 Yes, it's an actual phone call. 692 00:33:11,158 --> 00:33:12,618 No, I haven't been arrested. 693 00:33:13,202 --> 00:33:15,829 I just thought you'd like to know that my parents are away. 694 00:33:16,371 --> 00:33:17,581 So we could-- 695 00:33:18,248 --> 00:33:19,833 Exactly. 696 00:33:19,917 --> 00:33:21,001 See you soon. 697 00:33:34,848 --> 00:33:37,768 [Colin] ♪ Jumpman, Jumpman, Jumpman Them boys up to something, ooh! ♪ 698 00:33:37,851 --> 00:33:40,395 ♪ They just spent like two or three weeks Out the country ♪ 699 00:33:40,479 --> 00:33:42,439 -You know all the lyrics. -♪ Them boys up to something ♪ 700 00:33:42,523 --> 00:33:44,107 -♪ They just not just bluffin' ♪ -[Isaac] ♪ Whoa! ♪ 701 00:33:44,691 --> 00:33:47,236 ♪ You don't have to call I hit my dance like Usher, whoo! ♪ 702 00:33:47,319 --> 00:33:50,113 -Oy, put your phone away, mate. -Oh, yes, yes, yes. Okay, okay. Sorry. 703 00:33:50,197 --> 00:33:51,198 Carry on going. You're great. 704 00:33:51,281 --> 00:33:54,368 ♪ I just found my tempo Like I'm DJ Mustard, whoo! ♪ 705 00:33:54,451 --> 00:33:57,746 ♪ I hit that Ginóbili With my left hand up like, whoo! ♪ 706 00:34:02,417 --> 00:34:03,669 [hums] 707 00:34:06,129 --> 00:34:07,172 Oh! 708 00:34:07,798 --> 00:34:08,924 Ted, you scared me. 709 00:34:13,303 --> 00:34:14,304 Are you okay? 710 00:34:18,891 --> 00:34:20,393 I wanna make an appointment.